If Superheroes Had Asian Parents Ft.  

one slap man

​@@StevenHe ok😊

One whoop man

One Shoe man. He only ever wears 1 shoe, cause ones all he needs...

@@robertmehal 👍 👌 🙆‍♀️ 🆗️ 🆒️ 👍 👌 🙆‍♂️ 🆗️ 🆒️

We believe in that

Super asian ian

ian is a god

still not as powerful as steven's dad's slipper

I feel weird being early

YES

Yes, from Black Widow 💀

yep

Lets go i am early here

​@@rageshadowx1362same

Too bad that it's his only super power other than that he is mostly failure in his father eyes. Well, maybe there are other Steven's untapped potential, but he is too deep in terms of emotional damage.

There's also the video where it's heavily implied that he can fly, use Shadow Clone Jutsu, and has light matter-manipulation (being able to cook 1-minute rice in 58 seconds). @@salamanderred8148

Well, yeah, "if superheroes had asian parents"

Steven such a failure, he fail at dying

poor steven-

I've been hit by that slipper before. It's powerful

@@StevenHe me: Asian but with Christian parents who don't beat me up so I'm lucky+I'm an only child

This is Proof that Steven is an inmortal being who divided in two, just cause of being too powerful

@@StevenHe if you've been hit by that slipper and survived, shouldn't ur dad have sent u to beat the alien?

​@@darkvader4948 nah cause his super failing abilities would've kicked in

Marvel only wishes they had this guy!

Ol' dad wouldn't even need to hit Thanos; he'd just call him a failure. It's devastating enough to make Thanos snap *himself* out of existence.

blammo

Yes. Tony stark would get a great job working as an electrician.

What so many kids are missing really.... My dad took a lot of parenting advice from his Asian business partners/friends. Can still remember being 18 and him telling me I was a waste of space because he wanted me to join the family business but I just wanted to do music. He wasn't wrong 🤣

Nah, he'd just say you're a FAILURE and that you're STOOBID!!

@@StevenHedoesnt tony have his own business already though

Stevens Dad would be excellent at CinemaSins.

😂😂😂😂

Confirm not approve

as Steven's dad, not with

That's nothing. When I was 9, I created supernova to destroy entire alien homeworld with just one foot, while the other foot was starting a business!

@@CountObvious Wow sir which Asian country are you from?

@@-YOUNG_MASTER- he’s obviously from Britain (british indian ocean territory)

You guys 😂

Dad is the apprentice of Mama Jones. She throws a flip flop behind her back and never misses.

This is what happens when you have 25 years of experience wielding a weapon that was created before physics

now the question is how do we powerscale Steven here, he can take those slippers like its nothing after all so he is quite the unit himself

Nah. He's still holding back. Doesn't want to destroy all the good deals around the world (with the world ofc), so he toned it down.

​@@grimreaper7854 he toned it down to the point of only destroying off brand products, nothing else.

To be honest, that was 0.0001% of the full potential of Steven's dad's slippers

Yh na you guys are right he didnt want to destroy the other windows or the roof.

Thats 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.1 of his power😅

always fear the chancla

Imagine what woukd Jesus do

Timmy does it better

Best power.

ikr

you KNOW that's facts

straight up fax tho

@@StevenHe I love that you respond to random youtube comments. If I had ten million followers, I would be too ashamed, but you have noo shaame!

"pizza time"

That’s because Ian is still in the house

@@Thelegoterrapin That's because Ian fix house with his powers, random alien no money and no insurance aiyaa

Maaa windo!

Ian is a *guest* and you always complain about guests behind their back but never in front of them (also yeah he fixed the house)

“first do the practical jobs that earn money and after you saved your retirement fund you can do whatever you like” is the most asian parent career advice ever

6 figures for cutting grass 🤣

Yes. but I feel it every time

Behold the power of failure- nerfs slipper nukes.

See the slipper is a magic item. It even magically returns to the thrower's hand if summoned. It scales it's power level to exactly what's needed to carry out the wielder's intent.

He could have stopped Thanos in three minutes!

It might make sense, when he propose other jobs than super hero 🤔😂, he don't want a nemesis

@@bl3343 3 minutes? You’re giving Thanos too much credit. Jesus slippers would one shot Thanos and everything he loves

​@@xeenproof2024 I agree. Steven's dad could have taken the universe when he was 3 years old

But there's no long term profit in Supervillainy. Sure, you can get a whole lot of money short term. But any two-bit thug with a sideways pistol can do that. Now look where they are... Covered in tatoos and smiling with gold teeth. You know how much gold teeth COST?! Talk about eating your profits...

He hasn't even released his true powers: EmOtIOnAl dAmAge

Yeah, that was pretty good

just another wednesday

He had a drop the mic moment, but he dropped a house shoe.

​@@StevenHe😂😂😂😂

lol i saw that too

Lol ikr

he works for beijing corn

Nah, beijing corn works for him.

​​@@StevenHe mikey and jj maizen youtube.com/@maizenofficial

THANK YOU

no way a bot is making fun of bots no way

@@StevenHe OFC! Your videos are so relatable and funny... This is the least you deserve

Wait all this time I thought it was the same person playing both roles!!! Are you telling me this is a father and son. Well damn 😂

@@FuckRU-vid069 dudeeee, lol no, they aren't father and son, they are two separate RU-vidrs who are collaborating 😂

Nah he aint as funny as he was before his huge popularity

It already is

@@blue_tempestAgreed

yes

STEVEN'S DAD: Don't be a failure!!!

Austrian parent: 😨

Only if he collabs with two set

HAAAAAA oh boy I rememeber that moment

then they fail art school, then yo kno what happens

Legit advice😂

@@StevenHe💀

He invented the Chancla Throw

"keep the pests out well, you know"

They always inspire people to help others through medicine

HAHAHAAAAAA yes. Becoming a youtuber is how you end up homeless

​@@goggles8691 "You become doctor to take people's money"-Steven's dad

@@zr3755 all that money would corrupt their souls. It's helping

He could be in a fight scene telling off a villain for breaking his window

yeah that audition tape probably didn't even reach the casting director

​@@StevenHe unfortunate, I can already imagine if you were a store owner, I would love to see a random scene when Shang-Chi is going to like buy something in the store and you are just beating your son in the back with a slipper for slacking off

@@youraverageweeb3823 I mean, honestly, even if he just walked across the frame for a second in a crowded mall, it would still be insanely cool

​@@StevenHe lets make the footage reach the direction team

He was thinking of that with his other foot

Nah that would be too cruel.

I've been hit by that shoe. It'll defeat any villain

shoepocalypse

It's called a Shopocalypse.

@@StevenHe Yes. The power of that shoe is unrivaled!

@@StevenHe Yes. indeed. There is no match in power to the Steven He shoe!

Bro, Steven's Dad can solo Goku

yes. because there are 3 career choices: doctor, lawyer, homeless

@@StevenHe and the most important lesson think for yourself. Super hero job does not even give u health insurance😂

​@@StevenHe i believe ur missing death

@@StevenHe LMAO, homeless

Just the comment I was looking for

@@hiyakasudere I thought it was just me! You're welcome!😎

Hi, say you remember me please( this is the 42nd time, its getting old)

YES SIR

You’re goddamn rught

​@@evermoore66665 just saw his comment on Dami Lee's channel

yes please.

Note to self: Cutting grass still somehow more successful than Starbucks employee.

HA one slap man

OOOOOOOOOf that hurts

@@StevenHe sorry my guy lol