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@mimtis9740
@mimtis9740 3 года назад
ALFA LIVES "STOMP STOMP"
@biscuitvulcan5974
@biscuitvulcan5974 3 года назад
"STOMP STOMP"
@matthewgoss562
@matthewgoss562 3 года назад
"STOMP STOMP"
@sergiovergaramontemiranda2116
@sergiovergaramontemiranda2116 3 года назад
"HA HA"
@wiccanthropy1956
@wiccanthropy1956 3 года назад
"STOMP STOMP"
@theseatortule9956
@theseatortule9956 3 года назад
Again! "STOMP STOMP"
@binturongjustice
@binturongjustice 3 года назад
"stop ruining the galaxy" "no." lore summary speedrun.
@basedjumper6167
@basedjumper6167 3 года назад
This
@Tonatsi
@Tonatsi 3 года назад
I just read the first part as being said by The Emperor, and the Second by Rogal Dorn, like in one of those episodes.
@TheSpearkan
@TheSpearkan 3 года назад
40K or Stellaris? Both.
@longwlenguyen4214
@longwlenguyen4214 3 года назад
@@TheSpearkan Oh you haven't seen the Interim Coalition of Governance yet. These fuckers will make the Imperium look like Disneyland by comparison.
@AsaelTheBeast
@AsaelTheBeast 3 года назад
In 40K, the galaxy was pretty much fucked before humanity ever reached the stars. funny thing? If humanity hadn't gone imperium, it's likely that Orks lead by beasts would have overrun the galaxy.
@NG-gy6iv
@NG-gy6iv 3 года назад
I like the fact that the Emperor has learned literally nothing
@intorsusvolo7834
@intorsusvolo7834 3 года назад
I was hoping his brain would still be exposed :9
@AnIdiotsLantern
@AnIdiotsLantern 3 года назад
He learned to stop calling himself “god-king.” He’s now “not-god King.” That’s sorta the only change.
@Levyafan
@Levyafan 3 года назад
@@AnIdiotsLantern I beg to differ: back when the Emperor was still alive, his doctrine could be best described as 'militant atheism'; heck, he bashed Lorgar for worshipping Emperor as god!
@Rhysman30
@Rhysman30 2 года назад
In Lore he was betrayed in like 2500BC, by his then War Master. So no, he really doesn't. Source book: Mortis.
@Southern_Crusader
@Southern_Crusader 2 года назад
Cause it’s fun… until it isn’t.
@khylerbane4523
@khylerbane4523 3 года назад
What I got from this video: Eldrad learned nothing from the birth of Slaanesh. Emps learned nothing from the Horus Heresy. The Deceiver has an actual reason for what he’s doing. Boy has not only achieved everything Horus did, but has outdone Horus. The fantasy role play characters are still around. Vulcan is a frog pirate. The only hope for survival is for everyone to stop fighting and be friends. And everyone’s collective opinion on that option is best summarized as “Fuck that shit”.
@lolbots686
@lolbots686 2 года назад
@The Emperor Of Mankind , Negahban Bozorg ..you know im not gonna lie im pissed that boy outdid me and this dick rubbed it in my currently thanosed face. also he's not wrong by the way you learned nothing since your idiocy.
@lolbots686
@lolbots686 2 года назад
also for the record,you not telling people about your ideas is a stupid habit,even for malcadors shenanigans.
@ranndom_name8767
@ranndom_name8767 2 года назад
The horus heresy all over again heheheheheheh
@TheGoodLuc
@TheGoodLuc 2 года назад
To stop grimdark you should wipe them all and be a powerful good guy. For Warhammer 40000 it's really tripe.
@emperorthybal5224
@emperorthybal5224 2 года назад
the second i saw vulkan in this video i thought of orks
@Big_E_Soul_Fragment
@Big_E_Soul_Fragment 3 года назад
Kitten is playing like a Tau. Shadowsun would be proud
@whatisupmyfellowamericans8808
@whatisupmyfellowamericans8808 3 года назад
To make that statement, you must have balls so massive that the Adeptus Custodes' seem like used tic tacs
@tobyharrison4702
@tobyharrison4702 3 года назад
Hello nice to see you here. And yes it is very appropriate that he is playing just like them. ( but between you and me Don’t say a word to anyone as I don’t want a power spear through my head)
@doombybbr
@doombybbr 3 года назад
Tau would try to take over other worlds via subversion. Kitten just didn't get involved.
@fyka2902
@fyka2902 3 года назад
NOT CANON!
@thomastakesatollforthedark2231
@thomastakesatollforthedark2231 3 года назад
@@doombybbr I wouldn't call how they work subversion. Just... Massive use of carrot and stick:"oh, you're planet is STARVING? Well well gladly give you as much food as you need (as long as you pay us massively back later, when everyone who agreed to this died long ago or join us) *300 years later* oh youd rather join us than pay us a moon? What a surprise!"
@anangrymarine9174
@anangrymarine9174 3 года назад
"Leave my galaxy or super die!" -Man-Emperor of the Manperium of Man
@QuaestorL
@QuaestorL 3 года назад
You mean the Not-God-King Supreme?
@anangrymarine9174
@anangrymarine9174 3 года назад
@@QuaestorL well yes...but actually no
@AwesomeBlueDie
@AwesomeBlueDie 3 года назад
literally the man
@fyka2902
@fyka2902 3 года назад
"But... We're hungry" - Hive fleet Leviathan... I mean "the Swarm"
@JeanLucCaptain
@JeanLucCaptain 3 года назад
NOW GET THE HELL OUT OF OUR GALAXY! COMMANDER SHERIDAN
@twat3789
@twat3789 3 года назад
“You have slain a man so callously, so horribly, I don’t even know who that one dude was yet I’m so fucking angry” - the 40k community
@malevolentntt8005
@malevolentntt8005 3 года назад
They never kill anyone. Kill Abaddon after he kills Mephiston.
@johnwicked1132
@johnwicked1132 3 года назад
This has a whole new meaning now...
@michellewilt4479
@michellewilt4479 3 года назад
@@johnwicked1132 yes. Yes it does. *Tear*
@lordwetrustl7080
@lordwetrustl7080 2 года назад
@@michellewilt4479 Ollanius Pius is canon once more
@michellewilt4479
@michellewilt4479 2 года назад
@@lordwetrustl7080 But didn't they make him a perpetual or something?
@yissnakkjr8230
@yissnakkjr8230 2 года назад
Just realized that Prime Mineral Rogus having his immersion broken and experiencing intense trauma is the actual Rogal Dorn breaking character behind his PC whilst having Horus Heresy flashbacks.
@finnheisenheim8274
@finnheisenheim8274 5 месяцев назад
The trauma is worse since Boy caused the Horus Heresy reenactment.
@gatordragon6140
@gatordragon6140 3 месяца назад
Oh god i feel so bad for rogal, i never even thought of of that. This is probably going to require a long trip to the magic pain glove
@RtxtDriver
@RtxtDriver 3 года назад
With Kitten's play style, no wonder he dated a tau.
@pixelmace1423
@pixelmace1423 3 года назад
IT WASNT CANON
@MrRetardication
@MrRetardication 3 года назад
wat?
@Desiremademanifest
@Desiremademanifest 3 года назад
Kitten can deny it all he wants, everyone else will still reference it.
@jedimasterdraco6950
@jedimasterdraco6950 3 года назад
Truly, love can bloom. Shall I prepare for a visit from the Inquisition or the half-Eldar using smurfs?
@quillion0877
@quillion0877 3 года назад
@@Desiremademanifest Kitten: I swear to f- It was not canon!
@LordProteus
@LordProteus 3 года назад
Lets all appreciate that Rogal Dorn stated he was just having fun playing the game.
@PatrixBest
@PatrixBest 3 года назад
I mean, building space fortresses and managing trade lanes is right down his alley
@TheKnizzine
@TheKnizzine 3 года назад
Dorn should play Elite Dangerous.
@iwillzpwnu5686
@iwillzpwnu5686 3 года назад
@@TheKnizzine i could see Dorn joining Federation, Kitten with Allience, and Emps with the Empire (and possibly purging Thargoids)
@sophiaisbased9621
@sophiaisbased9621 3 года назад
6/10 I had fun -Mineral Dorn
@Archgeek0
@Archgeek0 3 года назад
@@iwillzpwnu5686 Big E: Bask Harder. (You're not basking hard enough)
@Codric
@Codric 3 года назад
If TTS is on hold, I'd really like to see this turned into a series
@tefras14
@tefras14 2 года назад
And technically the lore would be theirs so no grubby corporate drone will come knocking
@Omnomface
@Omnomface 2 года назад
@@tefras14 Shit, Paradox'd get a joygasm from this..
@paolof.6899
@paolof.6899 2 года назад
Paradox loves free press
@pazourek86
@pazourek86 2 года назад
i would wholeheartedly welcome a Stellaris TTS series, This is the way
@dinodude6992
@dinodude6992 2 года назад
Stellaris has literally 0 lore, except for like the end game crisis's and the possibilities of the precursors So yeah they are safe
@NukaLemonade
@NukaLemonade 3 года назад
When Kitten realizes he's basically playing as the Tau.
@moodyowlproductions4287
@moodyowlproductions4287 2 года назад
@The Emperor Of Mankind , Negahban Bozorg my lord....please...just leave it be
@TheGamer2351_
@TheGamer2351_ Год назад
Minus the forceful integration and possible mind control.
@TheWarmachine375
@TheWarmachine375 Год назад
@@TheGamer2351_ The idealistic Tau before GW retconned them because of whining "Muh Grimdark" fans
@Buttsmcgee069
@Buttsmcgee069 Год назад
@@TheWarmachine375 Still better than idealized blue space commies.
@barrybend7189
@barrybend7189 Год назад
Look up the Interex.
@erichunsaker4969
@erichunsaker4969 3 года назад
I love how Boy went Horus Heresy 2.0 and just blew up humanity's homeworld.
@SleepySlann
@SleepySlann 3 года назад
In other words, he's a better Horus than Horus.
@boooster101
@boooster101 3 года назад
@@SleepySlann if Horus had Necron jump drives, the HH would also be very very short
@erichunsaker4969
@erichunsaker4969 3 года назад
@@SleepySlann Which is a terrifying thought
@hiddenshadow2105
@hiddenshadow2105 3 года назад
You know, it just occurred to me that we never learnt Boy's actual name.
@WASDLeftClick
@WASDLeftClick 3 года назад
Doesn’t matter, the Emperor decreed that his name is now Boy.
@jorgedeanoperez316
@jorgedeanoperez316 3 года назад
"HEY, ANYONE WANNA GET CUCKOLDED IN CRUSADER KINGS?!" Please, PLEASE let this be a setup for a sequel. Paradox, Alfa, everyone, make it happen!
@-Big_Big
@-Big_Big 3 года назад
just imagine what the three custodes are gonna do...
@KenshiImmortalWolf
@KenshiImmortalWolf 3 года назад
WHO TAUGHT BOY THESE WORDS!?
@sonofjack6286
@sonofjack6286 3 года назад
@@KenshiImmortalWolf Probably prolonged exposure to the Custodes and Emps playing these sorts of games.
@Schinak
@Schinak 3 года назад
@@KenshiImmortalWolf Seems Rogal's power fist is going to be seeing some fresh blood
@mcchicken1849
@mcchicken1849 3 года назад
Amen.
@filwilliamson9149
@filwilliamson9149 3 года назад
I just realized that Santodes uses a literal blockchain to block people.
@mastertadakatsu
@mastertadakatsu 3 года назад
Loved how the Emperor just ragequits and goes to play Harvest Moon. That and Rogal Dorn is playing and having fun playing a Lithiod.
@AnIdiotsLantern
@AnIdiotsLantern 3 года назад
Face it we all want to the the Biggest E play Animal Crossing
@Delendar90
@Delendar90 Год назад
He got the shroud contract thing with the end times entity. Boosts everything for a few years then u lose everything and get a colony on some far corner called Exile. All nations hate u for calling the end times and omce it appears it basically consumes everything. Aint really that hard to fight though if u dont let it snowball, if u do everyone loses tho.
@gonotgentleman
@gonotgentleman 3 года назад
When ROGAL DORN calls you “boring”.
@buckmoonmedia5113
@buckmoonmedia5113 3 года назад
Indeed
@PuppetMasteronVHS
@PuppetMasteronVHS 3 года назад
Yes
@DISTurbedwaffle918
@DISTurbedwaffle918 3 года назад
Beneath bis bimpenetrable bexterior, Brogal Born besires biolence band benocide.
@PuppetMasteronVHS
@PuppetMasteronVHS 3 года назад
@@DISTurbedwaffle918 Stop putting B’s in front of words it defiles the Humanly tongue!
@MidWitPride
@MidWitPride 3 года назад
There's nothing fun about logistics and infrastructure. **hides away all the Cities: Skylines expansions i have bought**
@PoorManatee6197
@PoorManatee6197 3 года назад
- So is this warhammer 40k or not? - Yes, no, and everything in between.
@PaiSAMSEN
@PaiSAMSEN 3 года назад
Basically Stellaris in a nutshell.
@hariman7727
@hariman7727 3 года назад
@@PaiSAMSEN And yet perfectly lampooning 40k at the same time.
@DaLkalts
@DaLkalts 3 года назад
I read that in Bill Wurtz voices
@martind5653
@martind5653 3 года назад
Well yes, but actually no
@Strategiain
@Strategiain 3 года назад
Yesn't
@vadandrumist1670
@vadandrumist1670 3 года назад
"There is NO narrative to drive us to the brink. Only SWEET BEAUTIFUL SETTING." That one hit home.
@JoshSweetvale
@JoshSweetvale Год назад
"Fuck you Games Workshop" in so many words.
@smile-tl9in
@smile-tl9in Год назад
I am confused about this. i have a question for the warhammer fan. Fantasy and 40K. If i remember end time in fantasy is a shitstorm everyone hated. And currently the 40K setting recently came out of it's perpetual stasis and seems moving toward it's own version of the end time. Is this what the necroid not-deciever is referencing here ? The writer aiming to screw everything in order to retcon the whole verse ? Is he being meta ?
@vadandrumist1670
@vadandrumist1670 Год назад
@@smile-tl9in Yes, he is being meta and referencing the End Times of Warhammer Fantasy. Seems to also have been his thing in TTS proper.
@TotallyNotAlpharius
@TotallyNotAlpharius Год назад
@@smile-tl9in Yeah, the Deciever here actually represents a section of the 40k fan base, who are now absolutely terrified of lore progression of any kind due to The End Times, and also how they handled AoS, so a lot of people actually would rather keep 40k as it currently is, unresolved plot holes and all, rather than “go straight down the End Times pit”
@patchwurk6652
@patchwurk6652 11 месяцев назад
Also keeping in mind that this entire series exists as a pretense to justify a tabletop game about perpetual never-ending war. So the status quo will be maintained as long as that group of fans can be milked. But it's starting to get to the point where people who want to "get the hell on with it already" are outnumbering the people who just want stasis.@@TotallyNotAlpharius
@Pink_Noodle
@Pink_Noodle 3 года назад
This is legally distinct enough to become a new series; or at least serve as a basis for one if so desired
@JamesTobiasStewart
@JamesTobiasStewart 3 года назад
Yeah I feel like this accidentally became a solid proof of concept.
@nerdydude1.882
@nerdydude1.882 2 года назад
Praise be the not god king supreme!
@ScreentimeNOR
@ScreentimeNOR 2 года назад
@@nerdydude1.882 of the Battlemace 1 000 000 universe
@unknowncommenter6698
@unknowncommenter6698 Год назад
@@ScreentimeNOR Battlemace 42M, kek
@kunomuller7423
@kunomuller7423 3 года назад
"I trust you to lead the Crusade in my stead." Oh no...
@memesterjohnson1402
@memesterjohnson1402 3 года назад
Is this deja vu I sense?
@MathMasterism
@MathMasterism 3 года назад
Chaos gods: "How many times must we teach you this lesson old man!"
@hiddenshadow2105
@hiddenshadow2105 3 года назад
I literally thought 'Oh no' as it dawned at me what is going to happen.
@davidthorp01
@davidthorp01 3 года назад
I realized who Chaos was before they even got to that point. He was giving me chaos vibes.
@AAhmou
@AAhmou 3 года назад
I realized that the second he was introduced.
@TheNorthHawk
@TheNorthHawk 3 года назад
"That is my very funny name." - Prime Mineral Rogus
@GamePandaXXL
@GamePandaXXL 3 года назад
You have to love Rogal, there is simply no way to hate him
@skylordalex927
@skylordalex927 3 года назад
@@GamePandaXXL Tell that to Perturabo
@GamePandaXXL
@GamePandaXXL 3 года назад
@@skylordalex927 Ok yeah there is one way. When you are an envious little child with a lot of daddy issues
@mastsh12
@mastsh12 3 года назад
I love that Boy is one of those cute molluscoid species who ALWAYS seems to go nuclear Gandhi but are so adorable you feel bad about attacking them.
@chriscones583
@chriscones583 3 года назад
I miss Nuclear Gandhi.
@jefferycrouse4652
@jefferycrouse4652 3 года назад
Yes. I definitely didn't make a galactic conqueror of death and destruction based off of boy's race. All hail The Plarian Collective
@Casandraelf
@Casandraelf 3 года назад
a molluscoid? i legit thought it was a joltik!
@Levyafan
@Levyafan 3 года назад
And Vulkan is a small cute gecko lizard that is also known as the stereotype species for Fanatic Purifier empires.
@Archon3960
@Archon3960 3 года назад
@@Levyafan The words "Vulkan" and "Fanatic Purifying Empire" do get nicely together, given the flame fetish of the Salamanders! xD
@kek105
@kek105 3 года назад
me playing stellaris in single player: DEATH TO THE XENOS THE MUTANT AND THE HERETIC!!!!!! me playing stellaris in multiplayer: wanna be frens and join the fren federation?
@thetheory6159
@thetheory6159 3 года назад
My multiplayer playstyle is literally "leave me alone. I own 10 systems and am quite happy with them. Go fight someone else."
@Vladimir_Fedorov27
@Vladimir_Fedorov27 2 года назад
Yeah it was like that, now with espionage every mp game is just like f-ing AmongUs... It's so funny to play the Trustworthy-non-Deciever-Ally-Friend while prepearing the fleets to jump two neighbouring capitals at once just as soon as the planet killer is finished)))
@shriekingskeleton
@shriekingskeleton 2 года назад
@@thetheory6159 Xenophobic Fallen Empires in a nutshell
@Skycrafter0607
@Skycrafter0607 3 года назад
"ANYONE WANNA GET CUCKOLDED IN CRUSADER KINGS?" "YEEEEEAH" I died.
@deadmeme8011
@deadmeme8011 3 года назад
the fucking face when he said it
@thetyler101
@thetyler101 3 года назад
There were no survivors
@VioletDeathRei
@VioletDeathRei 3 года назад
@@thetyler101 "Game over man, Game over!"
@ahardworker2154
@ahardworker2154 3 года назад
I love boy
@Sigismund697
@Sigismund697 3 года назад
See this is why you block Jeff
@TimGaastra
@TimGaastra 3 года назад
"don't you see? no horrible game-ending plot, just glorious SETTING!" meta-commentary on point...
@antoinecyr2833
@antoinecyr2833 3 года назад
Well I mean this is true, but the end time that we know wasn’t good writing , it wasn’t a satisfying end. ( Especially compare to this video.)
@tobymoore2185
@tobymoore2185 3 года назад
That’s how we will die
@void-creature
@void-creature 3 года назад
And it's also perfectly in line with the deceivers aim for the "real" galaxy
@carlodagunz
@carlodagunz 3 года назад
Just as Papa Nurgle would have wanted. Stagnancy.
@thestabbybrit4798
@thestabbybrit4798 3 года назад
You know things are bad when even the "Trustworthy" is shitting on 8th / 9th.
@captainvalourous6668
@captainvalourous6668 3 года назад
I guess that part where Rogal told Big E that he is experiencing intense trauma means that he is aware about the Boy's version of Horus Heresy.
@DaFinkingOrk
@DaFinkingOrk 3 года назад
The Borus Beresy
@sirborblothephotorealistic5608
@sirborblothephotorealistic5608 3 года назад
the boy betrayal
@avroarchitect1793
@avroarchitect1793 3 года назад
Boy's Big Betrayal Boogaloo
@ThatGuyUpThere
@ThatGuyUpThere 3 года назад
Boy's Backstabbing.
@mremu4358
@mremu4358 Год назад
Rogal: This. Is True..
@EVER_PRINCE
@EVER_PRINCE 3 года назад
I love how the kittys and the Necroids basically go over the debate over if Warhammer 40k should be a narrative or a setting
@pathfindersavant3988
@pathfindersavant3988 3 года назад
"And my favorite son, Boy" Best part of this whole video. Boy is everyone's favorite son.
@robertsides3626
@robertsides3626 3 года назад
Whom is funnily voice by a girl.
@ThatGuyUpThere
@ThatGuyUpThere 3 года назад
@@robertsides3626 *glass shatters* and now my conspiranoic senses are in full overdrive, thinking of the dreaful concequences that would be unleashed onto the TTS verse and its community if it is revelead that Boy's gender is not, as his nickname states, a boy, but a girl.
@marcinkrz3140
@marcinkrz3140 3 года назад
@@ThatGuyUpThere Well maybe yes maybe no it's actually a common think in animation to hire a female actress to voice pre-puberty characters (both girls and boys) But you probably already knew this and also you will r/wosh me but i am still living it for uninformed
@gepettogreco
@gepettogreco 3 года назад
@@marcinkrz3140 It would be a funny conversation trying to break it to Boy that Space Marine is not exactly a job women can aspire to. (If there ever was such a plot twist in sight.) (I don't think there'll ever be, Boy's actress makes him sound like a, well, boy.)
@ThatGuyUpThere
@ThatGuyUpThere 3 года назад
@@marcinkrz3140 Im aware of that, yet think of how devastated Rogal Dorn would be if he couldnt adopt/recruit Boy into the Imperial Fists, hindering them to attain the potential best Chapter Master they could ever have *laughs in mollusc*
@AragornRespecter
@AragornRespecter 3 года назад
Emperor is the man who saved Josuke when he was 4
@jorgedeanoperez316
@jorgedeanoperez316 3 года назад
Oh my Manly Emperor, you're right!
@numanbuyuk940
@numanbuyuk940 3 года назад
Horrific Terra... I think you're right.
@thephilifluffy1838
@thephilifluffy1838 3 года назад
is IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE?
@jorgedeanoperez316
@jorgedeanoperez316 3 года назад
Oh shit. OH SHIT. I REALIZE NOW! THE EMPEROR SAVED JOSUKE TO HAVE HIM USE CRAZY DIAMOND TO RESTORE HIM TO HIS FORMER GLORY
@SmolTerribleTornado
@SmolTerribleTornado 3 года назад
He also gave mista crippling tetra-phobia
@qetiogusliriope7436
@qetiogusliriope7436 3 года назад
Rewatching this after TTS's hiatus hits different.
@joelrasdall7662
@joelrasdall7662 3 года назад
Was about to type the exact. same. thing.
@qetiogusliriope7436
@qetiogusliriope7436 3 года назад
@@joelrasdall7662 ... :(
@robertjethrogallano1053
@robertjethrogallano1053 Год назад
...i do hope they make another stellaris vid..i mean the hunter series is great...but i do miss space
@tenebrisnarud9738
@tenebrisnarud9738 2 года назад
"Are you enacting a power fantasy?" "Yes" "I assume it includes not sitting?"
@GeneralSturnn
@GeneralSturnn Год назад
Stop ruining my immersion!
@Ark_Kane112
@Ark_Kane112 Год назад
@@GeneralSturnn Stop ruining the Galaxy!
@BadassHater1
@BadassHater1 Год назад
Horus: "Wow. Even i couldn't kill him THAT hard"
@GreMnMlin
@GreMnMlin Год назад
It was so out of pocket I love it
@thedevilsadvocate788
@thedevilsadvocate788 5 месяцев назад
"EF U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CEE KAY!"
@mercenarygundam1487
@mercenarygundam1487 3 года назад
Ain't this the perfect Sanguinala gift.
@phantomwraith1984
@phantomwraith1984 3 года назад
Merry Slaaneshmas
@mercenarygundam1487
@mercenarygundam1487 3 года назад
@@phantomwraith1984 Thst counts too
@ich1873
@ich1873 3 года назад
Dif iz ac... acu... TOTALLY ORKY
@DemonicEngineer
@DemonicEngineer 3 года назад
@@phantomwraith1984 Slaaneshmas is fucking dead-dead! Merry great horned rat day everyone-one!
@Thegreatman203
@Thegreatman203 3 года назад
@@DemonicEngineer whoop whoop
@cryptosporidium1375
@cryptosporidium1375 3 года назад
Who knew the emperor loves Josuke so much while playing Stellaris.
@krism.6598
@krism.6598 3 года назад
Araki often says Josuke is his favorite character. Araki comfirmed for another of the Emperor’s alter egos. It would explain why he doesn’t age.
@themachinegodomnissiah2146
@themachinegodomnissiah2146 3 года назад
This is what the emperor used to do on his past time
@nowhereman6019
@nowhereman6019 3 года назад
Reminds me more of Steg from Steven Universe.
@approximateCognition
@approximateCognition 3 года назад
@@krism.6598 this is now cannon
@blocherxk6618
@blocherxk6618 3 года назад
Best jojo
@ontariel
@ontariel 3 года назад
"How many layers of parody you want?" "Yes"
@AlastorCreations
@AlastorCreations 3 года назад
event crisis.199 - for the Swarm - Prethoryn Scourge event crisis.1000 - for the Unbidden event crisis.2000 - The Contingency
@lukalovric2463
@lukalovric2463 3 года назад
Who/What are the Ubidden? I do not play the game but i might buy it in the future
@Hazel_Velociraptor
@Hazel_Velociraptor 3 года назад
@@lukalovric2463 essentially chaos, invaders into realspace from a psionic plane of existence
@Archon3960
@Archon3960 3 года назад
Yeah, the 3 of them at once _do_ feel like the 41st Millenium. :/
@Betrix5060
@Betrix5060 2 года назад
Not AI rebellion, the Contengency. WAAAAYYYY worse.
@TurnAGundam
@TurnAGundam 2 года назад
@@Betrix5060 As someone who hasn't yet played the game, may I ask how so?
@M3talB3ak
@M3talB3ak 3 года назад
Best retelling of the 🅱️orus 🅱️eresy I've seen yet
@beemus1827
@beemus1827 3 года назад
NOOOO STOP PUTTING B-s in front of established words it defiles the holy human tounge and it is not kek it is big CRINGE
@spooderlover3512
@spooderlover3512 3 года назад
@@beemus1827 Buck Bou
@Former_Halo_Fan
@Former_Halo_Fan 3 года назад
@Criss Poyner I feel like Bion Bel'Bonson is also underdeveloped. He spends some time hanging out with Boboute Builliman and Banguinius, then burns some worlds offscreen, before being betrayed by his second-in-command.
@dnietsche-f
@dnietsche-f 3 года назад
@Criss Poyner Bhagatai Bhan is a buckin' blave in Bommorrag now, right?
@user-nk8ft3nn8z
@user-nk8ft3nn8z 3 года назад
If the Bemperor had a Text-to-Speech Device Special 7: Space Game Pain lmfao
@Loreofw0rlds
@Loreofw0rlds 3 года назад
"Oh no. I gave him Jump Drives." -The Emperor of Mankind, M30
@dragonllig790
@dragonllig790 3 года назад
The not-god-king-supreme
@ShermTank7272
@ShermTank7272 3 года назад
New 40K theory - if Horus did not have warp drives, would the Heresy still have happened?
@SixthHouseRecords
@SixthHouseRecords 3 года назад
more like M2
@cryamistellimek9184
@cryamistellimek9184 3 года назад
The chaos gods probably would have helped them out in some way shape or form. The warp is their domain after all.
@joshuaarnett762
@joshuaarnett762 3 года назад
I CACKLED at how boy was way better at the heresy than Horus.
@foreignfat6009
@foreignfat6009 Год назад
I love how ROGAL and VULKAN called kitten playstyle boring. That has to be the worst insult ever. The most bland and friendliest lifeform calling you boring. Ouch.
@YouthRightsRadical
@YouthRightsRadical 7 месяцев назад
They are still their father's sons, and are thus both sore losers.
@kristiantumber1564
@kristiantumber1564 3 года назад
I just realised that Not-God Emperor's daughter is the shaman mage queen from their fantasy role play session in special 6 well played Bruva Alfafusa... Well played...
@janedanchinova7072
@janedanchinova7072 3 года назад
I'm a little bit confused - is supposed to be representation of Magnus?
@saultdog1603
@saultdog1603 3 года назад
@@janedanchinova7072 No she is the literal character that big E was playing in the dice rpg episode. It ended with the surviving player characters being warped into the 40k verse. They presumably are all just chilling in the palace.
@sumelar
@sumelar 3 года назад
Celestial Shaman Queen to YOU, dwarf!
@hendrikmaus3575
@hendrikmaus3575 3 года назад
I love how this implies A: Vulcan and Corax spend their downtime on the Crusade playing Video Games B: Everyone played Stellaris with two literal gods.
@mirceavalentinmarcus9066
@mirceavalentinmarcus9066 3 года назад
Well, this would also explain why the story hadn't progressed until they got a better computer, couldn't handle the endgame lag
@Demongordon
@Demongordon 3 года назад
yes the god emperor and boy
@dazeyndrowsy
@dazeyndrowsy 3 года назад
@@Demongordon Three gods The -Necron- Necroid was The Deciever
@cactus9277
@cactus9277 3 года назад
Jeremy counts as 2?
@TheHateCorp
@TheHateCorp 3 года назад
@@cactus9277 Jeff, you heretic.
@FredrikKnudsen
@FredrikKnudsen 3 года назад
Thank you for letting me play Eldad the Immersion Ruiner. I'm still not over the fact that I had to be directed to sound even more pompous than I normally do.
@sosomadman
@sosomadman 3 года назад
Pompous? Ha, you didn't sound pompous
@minos7ss572
@minos7ss572 3 года назад
You sound great mate
@MountainScottsman
@MountainScottsman 3 года назад
You nailed ''long suffering privilege".
@Catman2030
@Catman2030 3 года назад
Fucking ELF. You did great, you would make a GREAT ELF in another life. But you cannot be an ELF this time.
@absolutelyyousless7605
@absolutelyyousless7605 3 года назад
...Am I to presume you will *RETURN* to voice more in the future?
@jagnestormskull3178
@jagnestormskull3178 3 года назад
The only flaw in this nigh-perfect work was that it didn't include Magnus.
@jagnestormskull3178
@jagnestormskull3178 2 года назад
@Imperiatoris Which one? The only sorcerers in this video that I can think of are Eldrad/Eldad and the Celestial Shaman Queen/Celestial Space Wizard.
@Devastator21
@Devastator21 Год назад
I thought magnus was the guy who said integration complete and something else about anecdotes or something
@xaviercaldero8631
@xaviercaldero8631 3 года назад
Gee dubs new policy: exists Everyone: *You ruined my immersion*
@gamingweeb2-842
@gamingweeb2-842 3 года назад
Let’s be xenophobic, it’s really in this year
@bash5271
@bash5271 3 года назад
Lets find the nasty, slimy, ugly alien to fear
@mq7447
@mq7447 3 года назад
let's find a slimy nasty alien to fear
@arthurrebello919
@arthurrebello919 3 года назад
Let's find an ugly slimy alien to fear
@AragornRespecter
@AragornRespecter 3 года назад
Theres no more cutsy stories bout ET phoning home
@imperialfist2304
@imperialfist2304 3 года назад
There’s no more cutesy stories about ET phoning home
@leonardhollsten8145
@leonardhollsten8145 3 года назад
I like how the solution was "don't kill everyone, befriend them instead". And everyone reacting with disgust. Because it is 40K.
@koatam
@koatam 3 года назад
and have a strong defense incase differences become irreconcilable.
@jeremybk54
@jeremybk54 3 года назад
even in Stellaris, most of the time you befriend someone to get access to resources/passage, exploit for your own gain, or to just use as meat shields and or distracting cannon fodder for when you go to war with others
@leonardhollsten8145
@leonardhollsten8145 3 года назад
@@jeremybk54 But that's just basic diplomacy.
@lukelblitz3627
@lukelblitz3627 3 года назад
...also because it's real life.a diplomacy victory in stellaris is LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME
@thetuerk
@thetuerk 3 года назад
Or 40K nerds towards the tau in general
@KittysInu
@KittysInu 3 года назад
15:16 literally asking Alucard who would need billions of corpses
@NameName2.0
@NameName2.0 3 года назад
And Cell.. i think
@cxfxcdude
@cxfxcdude 3 года назад
@@NameName2.0 same actor
@Ajc-ni3xn
@Ajc-ni3xn 3 года назад
There are three types of Stellaris players, the pacifist, the “haha funny warhammer” copy paste, and the genuinely interesting semi role player. I am none of these I am just incompetent Edit: holy shit wait this is just what the video is about I made this comment before I watched it all
@indrickboreale7381
@indrickboreale7381 2 года назад
There are also meta-builders aka Empire of Neverending Maths
@Medievalneckbeard
@Medievalneckbeard 2 года назад
Don’t forget a minmaxer type, also known as “DuDe, StOp aCtuaLly rOlEplAying! why didn't you choose a xenophile materialist like me?” guy. Those players are even more unbearable than Imperium-wannabes and r/atheists playing as synthetics.
@uGuardian4
@uGuardian4 2 года назад
@@Medievalneckbeard Like, I play xenophile materialists just because I find them fun, but it's not like it's any fun if everyone is playing them. Hell, some of the fun comes from the weird dichotomy of a galaxy having one of those and militarists elsewhere. (and watching all the slaves of a neighboring faction mysteriously end up inside your open borders while you weren't paying attention...)
@JoelRiter
@JoelRiter Год назад
All glory to the space bird communists! Yea... I'm the pacifist who likes to pretend to be the semi interesting role player.
@turtlelord8021
@turtlelord8021 Год назад
Pacifist: Boring, but practical Imperium of Man wannabe: Fun to play as, not fun to watch Actual role players: if you enjoy an interesting story, better invite these people to your next stellaris game.
@alanwestmoreland6152
@alanwestmoreland6152 3 года назад
12:09 *the planet broke before the walmart brand emperor's ego did*
@blakemonway
@blakemonway 3 года назад
The fact that Rogal is a Lithoid makes too much sense.
@jesserobertson7072
@jesserobertson7072 3 года назад
Yes
@lexex2550
@lexex2550 3 года назад
@@jesserobertson7072 Yes
@lechevalier-ns2pt
@lechevalier-ns2pt 3 года назад
@@lexex2550 yes
@jesserobertson7072
@jesserobertson7072 3 года назад
@@lechevalier-ns2pt YYYYEEEEESSSS
@glenmcgillivray4707
@glenmcgillivray4707 3 года назад
No. He clearly should have been a Rouge Servitor. Protecting his people. FOREVER
@nicholascerillo4000
@nicholascerillo4000 3 года назад
Boy’s tiny face inside the armor reminds me of Lucas the Spider
@Xalerdane
@Xalerdane 2 года назад
Molluscoid 17
@Casandraelf
@Casandraelf 2 года назад
it reminded me of joltik
@phillipmele8533
@phillipmele8533 3 года назад
I keep coming back to this, and even if I’m reading wayyyyyy too hard into it, the Deceiver as an analogy for folks who don’t want the setting of Fantasy/40K to change all that much is so good.
@Farscryer0
@Farscryer0 3 года назад
This was the comment I was looking for. You got it in one.
@fishsing7713
@fishsing7713 3 года назад
When Rogal Dorn, the ROGAL 'roleplay-as-waiting-a-month-for-taxation-for-renovation-and-harvest-season-in-the-castle-called-'castle'-which-overlooking-the-town-of-'town'' DORN called you boring....
@pubcle
@pubcle 3 года назад
He just wanted to roleplay a city builder it's not that strange just needed to get into the roleplay aspect more and it could be fun sorta like an TTRPG Harvest Moon.
@jhalilxvii
@jhalilxvii 3 года назад
He seems like the kinda guy who would love Cities Skylines
@recurvestickerdragon
@recurvestickerdragon 3 года назад
The irony is that he was doing the exact same things, and complained about the lack of stability to emps. Sore loser
@KalashVodka175
@KalashVodka175 3 года назад
@@jhalilxvii But in city skyline you can’t be invaded by an enemy army so uou can’t test glorious defenses
@Ribbons0121R121
@Ribbons0121R121 3 года назад
jesus christ...i cant tell whats more buyrning, that or the time that one primarch swallowed an entire star
@Torlik11
@Torlik11 3 года назад
"I shall call you kitten!" "Please do not, we have broken many leashes to be rid of such names." Not even 2 minutes in and already the best line ever
@TwoWholeWorms
@TwoWholeWorms 3 года назад
The delivery on that was spectacular.
@icariusmaximus3203
@icariusmaximus3203 3 года назад
@CreeperManCreeps what game is it
@DaLkalts
@DaLkalts 3 года назад
@CreeperManCreeps mah kitta
@ericlarrieu-let5757
@ericlarrieu-let5757 3 года назад
"By the Yarn!" was my favourite.
@innuendoike1004
@innuendoike1004 3 года назад
@@icariusmaximus3203 the game is called stellaris
@AbsolutelyWill93
@AbsolutelyWill93 3 года назад
In light of recent events, I watched this video out of mourning. However… If this is the future of TTS, then someone remind me to bring my sunglasses bc **it be bright as frick BOOOOIII**
@jtlego1
@jtlego1 2 года назад
Hell I’d be down for it if they jump between Hunter The Parenting and turn *this* into a full-fledged series alongside it.
@501ststormtrooper9
@501ststormtrooper9 3 года назад
I didn’t know that Kitten was just the T’au. Edit: Must’ve gotten that attitude from his *GIRLFRIEND*
@michelecastellotti9172
@michelecastellotti9172 2 года назад
Eeeeeeeeh...
@501ststormtrooper9
@501ststormtrooper9 2 года назад
@@michelecastellotti9172 Is it canon?
@michelecastellotti9172
@michelecastellotti9172 2 года назад
@@501ststormtrooper9 it is among the sept and the custodes, not sure if it is for cat boyo
@501ststormtrooper9
@501ststormtrooper9 2 года назад
@@michelecastellotti9172 Hm. Thanks for the information.
@grillbottoms
@grillbottoms 11 месяцев назад
ITS NOT FUCKING CANNON!
@TheGCRust
@TheGCRust 3 года назад
Boy being Horus fills me with conflicting emotions. The fact this pretty much was TTS Horus Heresy Abridged I will never now NOT to hear Horus' fall to Chaos as "Everyone is leaving meeeeee!"
@hallowedbeyourdays
@hallowedbeyourdays 3 года назад
Don't you get it, man? Boy IS Horus, reincarnate. Or rather, the person who was overridden by the Arch Traitor formed to wear him, his body and his mind like a condom. The most successful of the Emperor's sons, finally acknowledged as Boy by the man too angry to die... and filled with regret. We heard him banish a daemon through pure will, for Terra's sake. That's just how bullshit the closest stage of human evolution to the Emperor is. And amidst all that... he just wanted to be a kid. Relatively normal, but still good enough to get by.
@nakenmil
@nakenmil 3 года назад
These character designs are incredibly cool and striking for a one-off parody of a fan web-series.
@barthvader95
@barthvader95 3 года назад
Every once in a while I remind myself that this started with one rigid cutout talking to a text-to-speech device and remain in fucking awe of how far it went.
@jonasribeiro2001
@jonasribeiro2001 3 года назад
Lowkey in in love with these designs especially boy and big e
@RRubicante
@RRubicante 3 года назад
@@jonasribeiro2001 Thank you ;v;
@twistedkitty
@twistedkitty 3 года назад
I would love to see these characters as models in the game ngl
@squirrelwarlord2525
@squirrelwarlord2525 3 года назад
Bare in mind, these designs (for the most part) are straight from Stellaris
@thequaquman6563
@thequaquman6563 Год назад
it’s been 2 years and im still not over the death of the frightened guardsman
@severalcakes3267
@severalcakes3267 2 года назад
“BEMPEROR of BOY’S BULBOUS BEMPIRE” always makes me crack up. And I can’t believe Boy swears now. He really is the Arch-Traitor 2.0.
@thecasual283
@thecasual283 3 года назад
Kitten: *Plays as a federation builder with multiple empires in peace and achieves a major campaign victory Shadowsun: *”I made a terrible mistake”*
@snappyclam7587
@snappyclam7587 3 года назад
*NOT FUCKING CANON*
@TheGoodLuc
@TheGoodLuc 3 года назад
Too late! Kill the xeno!
@MaxUltimata
@MaxUltimata 3 года назад
What was she *THINKING?!*
@Koronak
@Koronak 3 года назад
His buildings even look vaguely Tau. (Note I never played Stelleris though.)
@wyvernnemecek595
@wyvernnemecek595 3 года назад
This is why she’s gonna come back to him in the very near future!
@lordadorable1140
@lordadorable1140 3 года назад
Okay, this was what I got from this: 1. Humanity went the way of the imperium because emperor. 2. Space elves ODed on aspirin 3. Vulkan is a frog. 4. Entire game was caused because the Necroids needed constant conflict to survive. 5. The cats are expert organisers 6. A 40k channel managed to get a major gaming company other than Geedubs to sponsor them.
@Crusader-Ramos45
@Crusader-Ramos45 3 года назад
Don’t forget Corvus Corax as a buzzard. Also Vulkan is a newt.
@noblebork7444
@noblebork7444 3 года назад
And Tzeentch is a necroid who cheeses game mechanics for fun
@Katrik3571
@Katrik3571 3 года назад
@@noblebork7444 That was the deceiver. The undead army (Necrons) should have been a good clue.
@deadeye4435
@deadeye4435 3 года назад
@@Katrik3571 oh so the Deceiver is a god of Necrons? it hasn't really been told by alfabusa yet
@scout360pyroz
@scout360pyroz 3 года назад
@@deadeye4435 he is one of the surviving ctan, and was mentioned early on when TTS had Emps give the history of everything
@Beretta249
@Beretta249 3 года назад
21:09 Just noticed D.E.R. Space Elfs are doing rather well for themselves. Previously they were so small and remote in the galactic NW that they were barely visible. Apparently when they're not the catalyst for their own extermination they function rather efficiently.
@ButFirstHeLitItOnFire
@ButFirstHeLitItOnFire 3 года назад
_Just gonna copy and paste this comment I made on another video ‘cause I find this especially relevant in regards to current affairs…_ Actually, you wanna know something I find pretty confusing about this? So the developers of the game _Stellaris_ hired and paid Alfa to produce a _Stellaris_ special. All the characters there was basically ported over from the usual TTS, but the only connections to 40k are the assumption that it’s everyone playing the actual Stellaris game from their own universe. My point is that, _If Alfa’s channel, god forbid, gets taken down, Wouldn’t the Stellaris developers be within their rights to press on with legal action, considering a property of their own, that they personally approved and financed, has been directly attacked/affected by GW as collateral damage?_
@arclite2008
@arclite2008 3 года назад
Maybe, maybe not, but Alfabusa was pretty clear that's the kind of thing he wants to avoid.
@eugenicsfan6899
@eugenicsfan6899 2 года назад
Yay!!!! Corporate War !!
@michaelscott6022
@michaelscott6022 2 года назад
(Not a lawyer, but my two cents): Alfa doesn't seem to be connected with Paradox, makers of Stellaris, beyond this one video. It looks to be a simple, one-time gig, not an ongoing contract, so there's not much of an argument that GW is hurting Paradox's profits, even indirectly. And if Paradox did try anyway, the characters in the video could be argued to be loosely based on characters loosely based on GW property, which may or may not be grounds for a countersuit of infringement. In short, there isn't really enough here to make an argument either way, it would just end up wasting more time, money and effort than would be gained.
@funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong
@funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong 2 года назад
@@eugenicsfan6899 _Chippin' In plays faintly_
@heartlessnobody1143
@heartlessnobody1143 2 года назад
YEAH POLITICS!
@user-rm3qj9mb2b
@user-rm3qj9mb2b 3 года назад
Alfabusa: Makes Stellaris video with nice animated characters. Steam workshop mod maker for Stellairs: Oh yessss......
@Am_Yeff
@Am_Yeff 3 года назад
If i dont see a 🅱️lorious 🅱️oys 🅱️empire mod on the workshop in the next month i will be disappointed
@Ribbons0121R121
@Ribbons0121R121 3 года назад
"animated"
@sliestwheel
@sliestwheel 3 года назад
@@Am_Yeff unfortunately no one has done it yet, i'm pissed
@justindalton8701
@justindalton8701 3 года назад
@@sliestwheel my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruin
@sliestwheel
@sliestwheel 3 года назад
@@justindalton8701 if Paradox releases a free dlc with the portraits I will be happy
@Creepershark77
@Creepershark77 3 года назад
So basically at 21:24 the Emperor decided to summon the Stellaris equivalents of the Tyranids, the Forces of Chaos, and the Men of Iron all at once. Good thing he didn't do event fallen_empires_awakening.1, that would've caused the Necrons to awaken and restart the War in Heaven.
@joeltrekwars2162
@joeltrekwars2162 3 года назад
The Necron Shard vs the Eldar Guardians?
@playwars3037
@playwars3037 3 года назад
That would have been awesome. I actually find the War in Heaven to be scarier than the crisis, but that's mostly because I'm used to the old updates, back when decadence wasn't a thing and they just steamrolled everyone if you didn't murder Awakened Empires quickly enough.
@accessdenied5998
@accessdenied5998 3 года назад
For me contigency more like the awakening of necron, unbidden = chaos, scourge = space locust
@DwarfyDoodad
@DwarfyDoodad 3 года назад
@@playwars3037 I mean that's who the Most Trustworty One was playing as. Hence the "Necroids" name, and how they were robbing graves.
@playwars3037
@playwars3037 3 года назад
@@DwarfyDoodad No, he was just playing as a Necroid from the DLC, and a parody of the necron. Not as a Fallen or Awakened Fallen Empire.
@Korraganitar
@Korraganitar 3 года назад
You know, I just realised that the Deceiver was basically standing in for everyone who hated the End Times for Old World Warhammer and the resulting Age of Sigmar.
@Medievalneckbeard
@Medievalneckbeard 2 года назад
But End Times were trash. This is the main problem why everyone hates how FB ended
@Korraganitar
@Korraganitar 2 года назад
@@Medievalneckbeard hey, I didnt make a judgement one way or the other. For myself, i liked some stuff in there, but disliked other stuff, and honestly preferred the feel of FB over AoS. At the same time, i get why some people feel that End Times was bad.
@RabbiHerschel
@RabbiHerschel 3 года назад
I love how Alfa managed to do this entire video without *once* saying anything that would infringe upon GW's copyright.
@Chronomaton
@Chronomaton 3 года назад
Beresy
@Helem5XG
@Helem5XG 3 года назад
The King of humankind and his archangels of end
@jacthing1
@jacthing1 3 года назад
How would him giving them their proper names and such break copyright if he's technically already doing that?
@ZyroShadowPony
@ZyroShadowPony 3 года назад
@@jacthing1 i think because this is a sponsored video
@eliezercohengoldberg1381
@eliezercohengoldberg1381 3 года назад
Yeah lol
@dionwoollaston5717
@dionwoollaston5717 3 года назад
This is what the emperor was talking about when he said "fourth degree, interdimensional warpfuckery"
@clayisahottie
@clayisahottie 2 года назад
So after Kitten's death, the Emperor's rage and sorrow literally warped all of the reality of the 42nd Millennium into this all new reality where Kitten has become an actual alien kittenkat that drinks milk. Makes sense.
@purgejmi
@purgejmi 3 года назад
The fact that this parody of a parody has a real chance of one day being the only video on this channel, makes me not wona buy Total War Warhammer 3.
@inserisciunnome
@inserisciunnome 2 года назад
What does TW Have to do with It? Its not Their fault the original creators of the setting are assholes now
@KingLich451
@KingLich451 2 года назад
@@inserisciunnome they still earn money.
@Fiskarsmurfen
@Fiskarsmurfen 2 года назад
@@inserisciunnome Buying Total Warhammer still gives GW money for licencing unfortunatly.
@sepalmq1229
@sepalmq1229 2 года назад
there is a way to play it without giving them money just sayin
@aegis9292
@aegis9292 3 года назад
I love how kitten is playing like his one true enemey The tau
@Audiotrocious
@Audiotrocious 3 года назад
Minus the expansion caste system, and mind control
@bgcvetan
@bgcvetan 3 года назад
Kitten ain't Etherial Drug addict.
@patrickmcginty3234
@patrickmcginty3234 3 года назад
@@Audiotrocious So Farsight Enclaves then?
@the_protectorof_smols3563
@the_protectorof_smols3563 3 года назад
@@patrickmcginty3234 ... possibly tbh have they even been elaborated on like at all in the lore?
@ammarpratama1207
@ammarpratama1207 3 года назад
I actually related his empire to Ultramar
@Tiglath-Pileser3
@Tiglath-Pileser3 3 года назад
Santodes in cat armor might be the closest thing to showing The Lion in TTS that we will get for years.
@Fordo007
@Fordo007 3 года назад
The Lion is being most catlike and being asleep all this time though.
@camramaster
@camramaster 3 года назад
@@Fordo007 Found the Dorn.
@Zero_01084
@Zero_01084 Год назад
Given the recent announcements, this is highly ironic
@austinryder2622
@austinryder2622 3 года назад
Now who's going to make a mod that adds these as leader portraits
@pauloandrade925
@pauloandrade925 3 года назад
More like when id say
@kaynealexander4993
@kaynealexander4993 3 года назад
Eldrad playing video games while Magnus summoning Ynnead lol
@Tanjou21
@Tanjou21 3 года назад
Let it be known that, despite being in game, Boy told the (not) God Emperor of Mankind, and I quote, "Bake Be Bitch"
@NameName2.0
@NameName2.0 3 года назад
Technically that means "Make Me Mitch" Boys name is now Mitch.
@pubcle
@pubcle 3 года назад
@@NameName2.0 but he was calling the Not God Supreme a bitch, not himself
@kormorgen637
@kormorgen637 3 года назад
@@pubcle it could have been Mitch, since Mitch does mean "My bitch" or it could be someone's actual name.
@dont_taze_a_bloody_gas_main
@dont_taze_a_bloody_gas_main 3 года назад
@@kormorgen637 okay I'm not sure your joking with this one if you're not? Well played. If you did? More power to you.
@kormorgen637
@kormorgen637 3 года назад
@@dont_taze_a_bloody_gas_main I'm not, I saw it on "Law and Order, Special Victims Unit" a woman used it on her girlfriend as a nickname.
@MaxUltimata
@MaxUltimata 3 года назад
I also find it funny that the Emperor, Kitten, the Companions, Boy, Rogal Dorn, Corax, Vulkan, a Techpriest, the Tour Guide, Eldrad, The Deceiver and Jeff all decided to play some Stellaris and somehow got into the same lobby. Of course, this being the grim darkness of the far future, there's probably only one lobby in the entire galaxy.
@Alino-
@Alino- 3 года назад
Oh that was the deceiver! I thought it was Vect the whole time. XD
@martenkahr3365
@martenkahr3365 3 года назад
@@Alino- Huh. And here I was thinking that was Tzeentch or some generalized representation of Chaos, given that Boy was basically Horus 2.0 in this one.
@hallowedbeyourdays
@hallowedbeyourdays 3 года назад
The Void Dragon wants to stay in hibernation, but they bribe him with energy so he hosts their every-so-often gaming sessions. He's the only machine powerful enough in the whole galaxy to accurately simulate the whole galaxy.
@commanderjason7786
@commanderjason7786 3 года назад
@@martenkahr3365 Don't you mean *Borus?*
@Blutwind
@Blutwind 3 года назад
With the average time a 4x game could take they should be near enought that most people start their second game so many lobbys should reopen soon for them
@jefferycrouse4652
@jefferycrouse4652 3 года назад
Stop ruining the Galaxy has a different feeling behind it after today
@usf22raptr1
@usf22raptr1 3 года назад
Mixing TTS and Stellaris, two of my favorite things... Ugh, I fucking love this...
@darthjekyll3648
@darthjekyll3648 2 года назад
There's a mod for that
@Devastator21
@Devastator21 Год назад
Link or name for mod pls
@HORRIOR1
@HORRIOR1 3 года назад
So is this the TTS characters IN Stellaris setting, or is this TTS characters PLAYING Stellaris?
@Korraganitar
@Korraganitar 3 года назад
Mostly the second, but kind of the first.
@AmbigousInfluence
@AmbigousInfluence 3 года назад
Yes???
@deusvermiculus1072
@deusvermiculus1072 3 года назад
...yes
@TheRaven-WingGaming
@TheRaven-WingGaming 3 года назад
Dats Roight, ya git. Both of dem iz roight.
@anothga
@anothga 3 года назад
Yes.
@knightofthecouch1673
@knightofthecouch1673 3 года назад
"HEY, ANYONE WANNA GET CUCKOLDED IN CRUSADER KINGS?!" "BLEEAAAAARRRRGGGHHHH!" - Such poetic sentences that made me almost piss myself from laughter Marvelous.
@mortemtyrannus8813
@mortemtyrannus8813 3 года назад
The kind of poetry you can only expect from Jeff.
@onatyungul872
@onatyungul872 3 года назад
I LOVE THAT LINE... OMFG it is so relatable...............
@skeletonlord5255
@skeletonlord5255 3 года назад
That broke me and some of my bones fell of to
@Dalipsingh111111
@Dalipsingh111111 3 года назад
"By the Yarn!" - Space Kitten
@Tf2Strategist
@Tf2Strategist 3 года назад
Entirety of 40k in a nutshell Anything that is not human: *exists* The Imperium, 1/10,000 of a nanosecond later: 4:45
@anonguy772
@anonguy772 3 года назад
They also tend to make a whole lot of generous offers though! Such as 3:33
@longwlenguyen4214
@longwlenguyen4214 3 года назад
@@anonguy772 Oh you haven't seen the Interim Coalition of Governance yet. These fuckers will made the Imperium look like Disneyland by comparison
@thomastakesatollforthedark2231
@thomastakesatollforthedark2231 3 года назад
My gods... The Emperor has the Shaman Queen with him... You can't tease us like this without having more planned, Alfa you glorious kremlin
@redenginner
@redenginner 3 года назад
And she is reacting just about the same way as anyone in a medieval level society would using technology.
@zuluactual839
@zuluactual839 3 года назад
Just as planned
@recurvestickerdragon
@recurvestickerdragon 3 года назад
The surviving members of the tabletop game did wind up in the TTSverse at the end of their video
@jeremybk54
@jeremybk54 3 года назад
@@recurvestickerdragon but we never see any of them again until till now
@redenginner
@redenginner 3 года назад
Wise One1494 Well we saw the Gorger Lord, but thats because he is a Custodes.
@JakeRoAndOthers
@JakeRoAndOthers 3 года назад
“santodespleaseblockhim he’s ruining my immersion” THE DELIVERY AS ALWAYS HAS KILLED ME
@Lorgar64
@Lorgar64 3 года назад
Santodes' blocking was great too.
@UltimaShadows
@UltimaShadows Год назад
“Stop ruining my immersion.” Is now the go-to for when TTRPG quirks I relate to are remarked upon.
@howdydobuckeroo1204
@howdydobuckeroo1204 Год назад
I had a dream where I watched a brand new Stellaris TTS video. Then I woke up. So I am here now to cope.
@colby1398
@colby1398 3 года назад
The Deceiver is right though. The story can never be allowed to progress beyond constant, never-ending war or the setting and game are done. You can't have a winner or it's all over.
@Guymanbot97
@Guymanbot97 3 года назад
I feel like that was sort of a meta commentary on how Warhammer Fantasy Battle ended, and how 40k fans fear a similar fate will happen if the plot goes too far.
@ButFirstHeLitItOnFire
@ButFirstHeLitItOnFire 3 года назад
Daniel Silva And if The Deceivers last appearance on the channel was any indication, this exposition dump at 16:58 is probably a Freudian slip of his _real_ endgame regarding TTS...
@shotgunjustice9605
@shotgunjustice9605 3 года назад
@@Guymanbot97 End Times are not Canon, Total War Warhammer and Storm of Chaos are Archaon is still cooling off his groin after Grimgor kicked him in the balls with a Nat20
@lcmiracle
@lcmiracle 3 года назад
@@shotgunjustice9605 AoS is heresy, long live the 9th age!
@timedraven117
@timedraven117 3 года назад
Eh, 40k has the Age of Apostasy, the war of the Beast, the Horus Heresy, and more events. The plot moving on is not an issue. Destroying the setting by having Chaos or Tyranids win is. There will always be more battles, new heroes, more technology, and a future ahead. The "bad" guys can win, and they can win big, but it has to be balanced with a glimmer of hope for the other side to regroup and return.
@Vinlaand
@Vinlaand 3 года назад
Good to know that the Celestial Shaman Queen is still canon in the continuity, and is just chilling around in the palace.
@LordVader1094
@LordVader1094 3 года назад
I want to see more of the other WHFRP player characters
@farmerboy916
@farmerboy916 3 года назад
I had completely forgotten that's who she is.
@Vinlaand
@Vinlaand 3 года назад
@Libtards still Cant silence me what
@datkhornedog899
@datkhornedog899 3 года назад
@Libtards still Cant silence me The Not-God King is the Emperor, and while technically the Shaman'a his character, but as in his "chosen" as an avatar. She's still her own character.
@Tom_Cruise_Missile
@Tom_Cruise_Missile 3 года назад
@@farmerboy916 She's the Big E's OC waifu.
@tobsw3802
@tobsw3802 3 года назад
Wow. Now I want to go buy stellaris. It's weird how that works.
@JamesTobiasStewart
@JamesTobiasStewart 3 года назад
Yeah around time this video was released, I decided to buy Stellaris. Since then I have played hundreds of hours and bought most of the DLC. Unlike other companies, Paradox has given me no reason to boycott them, so I will continue to buy the DLC & keep playing.
@THB192
@THB192 2 года назад
It's great to see Alfa working with a rights holder who *understands what they just fucking won*. It's like GW just tossed a fucking gold bar into Paradox's yard.
@thegreatcommandeyone349
@thegreatcommandeyone349 3 года назад
"HEY ANYONE WANNA GET CUCKOLDED IN CRUSADER KINGS?" - Boy dear god-emperor
@nicholascerillo4000
@nicholascerillo4000 3 года назад
YEAGH!!!! 👁 👄 👁
@Mrkabrat
@Mrkabrat 3 года назад
Reading "Inquisitor/Draco" by Ian Watson has affected him
@VekhGaming
@VekhGaming 3 года назад
@@Mrkabrat You are correct and I hate it.
@MetalKing1417
@MetalKing1417 3 года назад
Dorn: Father, Do you have any idea who taught him this word?
@thomasloyal4525
@thomasloyal4525 3 года назад
@@MetalKing1417 you mean her
@zap648
@zap648 3 года назад
"Empire to micromanage, space drugs to do." _snifff_ *[this video is sponsored by Paradox]* I almost shat myself when reading that. xD
@shadowdragon349
@shadowdragon349 3 года назад
When you think about it Zro is literally just grounded up xeno dust
@CriticalStrategist
@CriticalStrategist 3 года назад
"Avengers, this is simple..." Blows the joint with Dom...
@3ls691
@3ls691 3 года назад
7:50
@forickgrimaldus8301
@forickgrimaldus8301 3 года назад
Dues this drug just happens to be named "Spice" mined in a "Dune" Planet with its biggest user and pusher being a God Emperor.
@cp1cupcake
@cp1cupcake 3 года назад
I mean, they also have the 'slavery is great' quote.
@matteoi96
@matteoi96 3 года назад
This is the future now! Alfabusa keep going with Stellaris!
@AnIdiotsLantern
@AnIdiotsLantern 3 года назад
Can we appreciate that Polaris paid ThunderPsyker to make “cat lapping at milk” noises.
@abimanyuputra5185
@abimanyuputra5185 3 года назад
"Harvesting on this Moon" So Not God King Supreme rage quit and start playing Harvest Moon?
@Kirkmaximus
@Kirkmaximus 3 года назад
I think it was more of a Thanos reference. Right?
@hiddenshadow2105
@hiddenshadow2105 3 года назад
Yes!
@Shadethewolfy
@Shadethewolfy 3 года назад
@@Kirkmaximus that was my initial thought. It could easily be both XD "You couldn't live with your own failure, and where did that bring you? Back to me..." ~ Emps, probably.
@0cedced
@0cedced 3 года назад
@@Shadethewolfy I mean Thanos is probably some random xeno who tried to copy the emperor sooooo
@captainvalourous6668
@captainvalourous6668 3 года назад
@@Kirkmaximus Its both Napoleon and Thanos reference 😅
@GrommtheOrc
@GrommtheOrc 3 года назад
The return of the Shaman Queen is probably my favorite part of all of this.
@savathunthejudge914
@savathunthejudge914 3 года назад
Think she became part of the adepta sororitas?
@gepettogreco
@gepettogreco 3 года назад
@@savathunthejudge914 I think she's still in the "whole new world" part of her integration into the 40K universe.
@timothycarney9652
@timothycarney9652 3 года назад
@@gepettogreco I love how she was actually not out of the game while only realizing she could command units and being terrified by it right as Boy was going horus- only to be one of the better off factions in the end- immersion therapy for culture shock?
@gepettogreco
@gepettogreco 3 года назад
@@timothycarney9652 Griefing is a language that is spoken throughout the entirety of space-time.
@ulrickts
@ulrickts 3 года назад
Glad I wasn't the only one. Dat long, wiggly arm.
@overseer5660
@overseer5660 2 года назад
"We have declared war on the nauseating, abominable contemptible, loathsome, revolting, despicable, inexplicable vile foul, reprehensible misbegotten Xenos."
@hallowedbeyourdays
@hallowedbeyourdays 3 года назад
Holy fuck, it just occurred to me. The Emperor is fine with re-enacting the Horus Heresy and so on because he's accepted it and wants not to forget. So, having seen it play out ahead of time before and also having the benefit of hindsight come after, he wills to keep going through the motions for the sake of mourning, remembrance and personal regret. And Rogal knows this and joined him in it, if the scene where he carries the Celestial Shaman Queen, his character, to safety while she was all but nearly dead. Well, we all have our ways of remembrance. Maybe he takes after the Harlequins more than we thought.
@Skullkan6
@Skullkan6 3 года назад
He did ragequit once he realized what happened
@oligb1469
@oligb1469 3 года назад
D-did BOY JUST KILL THE RANDOM GUARDSMAN THAT TURNS UP EVERYWHERE!? IS HE FINALLY DEAD!?
@overlord4404
@overlord4404 3 года назад
I think its a reference to Ollanius Pius
@oligb1469
@oligb1469 3 года назад
@@overlord4404 I know but maybe he's gone?
@michasalamon8315
@michasalamon8315 3 года назад
Nah. This one had a mustache. IRS a different dude.
@AROBASPARK
@AROBASPARK 3 года назад
The Guy is omni present ... and that was likely his in game avatar. Seems he joined the game too.
@ekkovaan2261
@ekkovaan2261 3 года назад
*narrows eyes* Why are you saying that as if its a good thing?
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