If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device Special 6: Tabletop Adventures

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@doublep1980 4 года назад

Rogal Dorn: ''I'm fortifying this iron cage.'' *I understood that reference*

@jhr891 4 года назад

Explain pls

@l33t9r0u93 4 года назад

@@jhr891 the iron cage was the death fortress perturabo built to troll dorn

@HereticalHorus 4 года назад

@@l33t9r0u93 and by troll,this man means "literally kill a fuck ton of Imperial Fists"

@GentlemanBystander 4 года назад

And the Iron Cage unironically failed in its task. YOU HEAR THAT IRON WARRIORS!?! THE IRON CAGE FAILED!

@GentlemanBystander 4 года назад

@@HereticalHorus You misspelled "attempt suicide to wipe out the VIIth legion."

@eddiekarlsson967 4 года назад

"I am sorry, my friend. But the law already burns in this land..." Genuinly qoutable line.

@leonardhollsten8145 4 года назад

I never expected the High Lords to be some of the most competent players in the game.

@robofreak425 4 года назад

@@leonardhollsten8145 I mean, they've been the high lords for so long so they must have been doing something right, right?

@AlphaNumericKey 4 года назад

It.... seems like the High Lords really are good at their jobs. It's just that the Imperium's suckage drags down their good intentions I guess?

@nicholasrocha2414 4 года назад

@@AlphaNumericKey likely a mixed bag

@josephstahl9119 4 года назад

*According to Canon at one point these guys were the best of the best that the Imperium had to offer. The issue is that eventually, they get Old. Really Really Really Old. Like all men do Age weighs on them. So obviously there comes a time to hand power over to new blood, but the rules and laws that were established regarding the succession of the High Lords all stemmed from a belief that the Emperor would still be around to help make good choices because it would be inconceivable for the Emperor NOT to be there.* *One visit to Horus Vengeful Spirit later...* *Oh shit who takes up power now!? No clear ways to discern successors the only thing they can do is just rule until they eventually someone dies or not dies by becoming a house and then pray everything works out.*

@scoompaloompa Год назад

I honestly love that the Emperor is trying to be a powergamer, not because he's enacting a power fantasy, but because he literally can't comprehend that normal people can't do the overpowered shit that he can do without effort. Dodging an arrow, destroying a soul, commanding other people's will, that's all child's play to the Emperor. He cannot fathom that those things would be out of his control. Absolutely hilarious.

@ae3qe27u3 10 месяцев назад

It's honestly really fantastic. He just... has a fundamentally skewed perception of what he can instinctually do. His reference frame is tilted and covered in gold

@seamussmyth1928 7 месяцев назад

The writing is very gold

@gatordragon6140 5 месяцев назад

Wait isnt that one of the things the last priest tried explaining to big e after he had revealed himself?

@legojay14 5 месяцев назад

@gatordragon6140 Yes and that's why the last priest failed to explain it. The emperor has had this mindset for tens of thousands of years in a body that while immensely powerful was still fundamentally human. We start getting stubborn by 30. You cannot use just common sense reasoning by the time of old night. You'd need someone to takes actual years explaining it in microscopic granular detail for him to really understand. Anything less is just him humoring you cause he trusts your opinion

@Insanity6419 Год назад

I’ve got a feeling that Tzeentch messed with the dice for the sole purpose of making Magnus as miserable as possible, messing with the Emperor’s rolls was just some extra fun.

@Yamato12345666 Год назад

The Emperor does never reveal his plan so obviously. Sure Tzeentch might have fuckked up his rolls but how do you think that ultra-crit of the custodes was possible? He doesn't use his powers for minor successes that can be achieved otherwise, but when all else fails he bolsters those who fight for him with all the strength they need to overcome their enemy.

@austinbutcher8106 6 месяцев назад

@@Yamato12345666 tzeench: good change, bad change? Change is change and all change is good change

@padriazozzriaorizifian8672 4 месяца назад

@@austinbutcher8106"And keep the change!"

@austinbutcher8106 4 месяца назад

@@padriazozzriaorizifian8672 *eldrich giggleing and gargling *

@sudanemamimikiki1527 3 месяца назад

@@Yamato12345666 or it was actually ulric who blessed the rolls. the custodes really was pretty much unbeatable, a space marine alone is said to be capable of taking over an entire planet on his own if given time. so a custodes saying they are going to burn down the planet would be a huge enough threat to warrant divine intervention

@pissedoffturtle7333 4 года назад

How to tell your GM is out to get you: They start saying "I" instead of "The enemy"

@jamescretchley9949 4 года назад

I don't want to do this but i don't like losing combat encounters, i'm intensely competitive!

@jakespacepiratee3740 4 года назад

Extirminate furfags!

@Kayriel 4 года назад

@@jakespacepiratee3740 Instead of doing that, let's learn how to spell "Exterminate" first.

@ChiotVulgaire 4 года назад

@@manel_moura A right and saintly order, for the Emperor deserves no less than utterly perfect grammar. Sadly, they were largely wiped out due to vicious infighting in the "Oxfordian Heresy" when they were murdering each other over whether or not it was proper to use a comma after the penultimate item in a list of three or more.

@kamikeserpentail3778 4 года назад

It makes no sense to me. The goal of the GM is to make the experience as fun as possible, not to win the fights. Winning for the GM should be having successfully crafted an interesting experience. One of the early fights in my mini-campaign involved hordes of skeletons that would keep crawling out of this pit and falling from crevices in the ceiling. They were so weak they could hardly damage the player, and the player could basically kill several at a time. They were meant to possibly slow the player down and weaken them slightly, as they leapt from pillar to pillar across this pit. (They could use their whip to swing across parts, this was an Indiana Jones style single person mini-campaign) Then they'd fight to skeletal minotaurs, which again shouldn't have killed the players, but were a bit more of a challenge. The goal was to make the players feel strong, as if they were an experienced adventurer. But it also meant to cause them to decide if they needed to rest or not, because depending how much time they spent navigating this temple, events in town would be more difficult. There was basically a Pandora's Box kind of thing that was going to start spawning monsters in town while they were in the temple looking for clues on how to close the box. I let the players be any class they wanted, and I ran through it twice. My cousin was a Ranger, and he was insta-killing skeletons left and right, though he did take a few hits and almost fell into the pit. My brother on the otherhand was a Warlock, and when he did it he just teleported across the pit, bypassing the entire thing, going straight to the minotaurs. However his spell usage still made him have to decide if he wanted to rest or not.

@karlfranzemperorofmandefil5547 4 года назад

Honestly this does have my consent.

@DarkLordOfSweden 4 года назад

The elector count have answered the call!

@justindalton8701 4 года назад

Will you will you submit to me emperor of mankind considering you know the 40k version has more technology, resources and fanbase?

@EmanGameplay 4 года назад

But are you Prince AND Emperor?

@DarkLordOfSweden 4 года назад

@@justindalton8701 reported to the witch hunters, the Emperor only submits to Sigmar or Ulric, not a golden copycat

@karlfranzemperorofmandefil5547 4 года назад

@@justindalton8701 what blasphemy is this ? The sons of Sigmar will never submit to a stupid wannabe whose pretty much to blame for the downfall of his empire. Run as fast as your legs can carry you heathen because the witch hunters are coming for you.

@silox100 3 года назад

I can't believe it took me this long to realize that Nrod Lagorson is just Rogal Dorn spelled backwards with an extra "Son" added to it.

@Rikimaru0523 3 года назад

At least he was creative enough to do that instead of using his own name. Clever, considering it’s dorn we are talking about.

@jordinagel1184 2 года назад

@@Rikimaru0523 he probably thought he was being incredibly clever, if his thoughts on chess similes are anything to go by

@d.n5287 2 года назад

Any creation of Rogal Dorn is his son

@Chromeberd 2 года назад

@@Rikimaru0523 I imagine a good chunk of the "several hours" of character creation were put into trying to convince Rogal of a name that original.

@Rikimaru0523 2 года назад

@@Chromeberd that... is not that surprising actually. And probably true knowing this table of players.

@_NIKOS9_NIKOS 3 года назад

I love how the death of Krakus (the literal troll player) had a much bigger impact to the other characters than the deaths of the edgelord and the murderhobo

@rustkarl 3 года назад

Considering that unlike the other two he never actually did anything to cause problems… Well. They were all idiots but he was an inoffensive and ineffectual kind of stupid rather than Pope Shafthat’s thinly veiled excuse to voice his grievances and frustrations on everyone and the inane violence of the nutcase that causes more problems in the campaign than it solves.

@declanedmison5442 2 года назад

Krakus was a pure soul. He never killed anybody, just cut off their faces.

@crimsondynamo615 2 года назад

@@declanedmison5442 well after they were dead so it wasn’t an act of maliciousness on his part.

@MURPHYCHACHO 2 года назад

Krakus was too beautiful for this world.

@toninhosoldierhelmet4033 2 года назад

really late question but was decius send to the fucking warp? 28:14

@Peter_Turbo4 4 года назад

The worst part is that this is an accurate representation of the average D&D campaign

@spacewolfblackmane19 4 года назад

I can believe it

@vincenzo547 4 года назад

oh absolutely!

@ChristopherMB87 4 года назад

Yeah pretty much

@unluckyone1655 4 года назад

Its true

@KitKatHexe 4 года назад

@@gregorypeloquin1674 in this episode EVERYONE is some form of that guy

@chrisnicolet8910 4 года назад

rogals dwarf is now in the 40k universe Meaning SQUATS ARE BACK BITCHES

@LAV-III 4 года назад

Tyranids: "how dare you still live bitch!"

@dumpygrimbo8623 4 года назад

*happy space biker midget noises*

@gorvarhadgarson5227 4 года назад

All aboard the Squat Battle Hype Train bitches!!!!

@DigitalGame18 4 года назад

Weren't they already?

@thefacelessstranger4983 4 года назад

I've already had a Squat running ammo for my gang these last three months...

@theriotmann 3 года назад

The Celestial Shaman Queen: The wannabe min/max god Sir Wamri Le Savoureux: The passionate roleplayer Urban the Hagflayer: The barbarian Nrod Lagorsson: The unoriginal self insert Brukham Nougat: The rules lawyer Krakus: The troll Bulgo Potatoskin: The spunky high-roller Benny Mcbackstab: *_The Edgelord_* ᵀᴹ Rolf: The guy who likely didn't even want to be here Magnus: The GM who has to put up with a godforsaken party of misfits derailing his love-child campaign with an almost lethal amount of improv. So realistic it hurts.

@HarrowKrodarius Год назад

Your forgetting Magnus the GM that tries to guide a story for the players adhering to the actions recorded and decided by the tome of fate.

@funkemonke8084 Год назад

I do appreciate that Karstodes (rolf) got more into it as time went on and was always willing to back up and hype Wammudes (Wamri)

@derigel9783 Год назад

Provost Marsharl: The good ruleslawer.

@otterfire4712 Год назад

Rolf also grows to have some fun and immerse into the campaign.

@martmeisterpaladin4074 Год назад

I think Nrod was also the skills monkey.

@notsae66 3 года назад

The balls on that tour guide to look the Emperor in the eyes and say "I'm playing Chaos," holy shit.

@jessenicoletta4160 3 года назад

@Samar3n His mind is no fortress, it is an open pasture ravaged by INTERNECINE CONFLICT and chicken

@ggefgtherobust4076 3 года назад

When did that happen? I require the time

@funnyswangoosething5088 3 года назад

Ggefg TheRobust Norscan in Fantasy are allied to Chaos

@MrMobiusfan 3 года назад

@@funnyswangoosething5088 Some worship Ulric or Ursun.

@chocho6075 2 года назад

Probably because he didn’t know much of the lore

@TheWildmanden 4 года назад

The Provost marshall is an amazing roleplayer. "I am sorry my friend, but the law already burns in this land". Powerful line right there

@ck_wagner3125 4 года назад

All High Lords of Terra are surprisingly good roleplayers with the power of law, luck and dung.

@Nightshadow1708 4 года назад

Who knows maybe they are so bored with their duties that while no one is looking they are playing dnd

@jacobmcneer609 4 года назад

@@ck_wagner3125 except the Ecclesiarch

@ck_wagner3125 4 года назад

@@jacobmcneer609 At least he distracted the ogre and was that one stereotypical antihero. I guess he saw a chance to take revenge for hours of sitting with High Lords.

@unluckyone1655 4 года назад

He's also one hell of a rules lawyer

@micah4993 4 года назад

I just imagine Kitten stuck in brutal combat on mars while everyone is doing this.

@zefellowbud5970 4 года назад

Micah Bierlein imagine how he would react finding out they are just messing around while he works

@KhoaLe-uc2ny 4 года назад

*perhaps*

@cxfxcdude 4 года назад

CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES

@sword4005 4 года назад

@@zefellowbud5970 so normal routine then?

@kabob0077 4 года назад

@@cxfxcdude *Clear Mind plays in the distance*

@tomasinguanzo6159 2 года назад

I was about halfway through this when I realized that Dorn was peppering his dialogue with actual words from the dwarf language. That means he probably memorized the Khazalid lexicon during character creation.

@LukePaganoRotaryWall42087 Год назад

power of the primarchs, they can master a language pretty quickly. Plus I am sure the insane intellegence he's got also helped him fill in the blanks GW woulda left in the language

@vintheguy Год назад

@@LukePaganoRotaryWall42087 no the other primarchs canonically cannot do this nor is Dorn using a superpower or anything, he's simply built different

@anciaa_ Год назад

@@vintheguy "I was built in the same manner as all other primarchs." -Rogal Dorn

@KingLich451 Год назад

@@vintheguy No. space marines can learn a language this way too, btw.

@patchwurk6652 11 месяцев назад

@@vintheguy I don't think they were implying Dorn has some special superpower, Astartes are just canonically capable of significantly faster mental processing power than humans and Primarchs are canonically about as far advanced of Astartes as Asartes are of normal humans on that point. Base physical stats are just flat out higher across the board. They just straight up absorb information a crapload faster than we do by default. Like imagine how rapidly you'd pick up a language if you read about 50x faster than everyone around you and your brain flat out wasn't forgetting a single bit of detail doing so. Dorn can probably fall asleep listening to lessons on Spanish and have the language mostly workable by the time he woke up. Hell Angron could probably have it figured out in under a week if the Nail-addled lunatic could be forced to sit still and stop murdering stuff long enough to take a class on something.

@j.tastic9132 3 года назад

Magnus calling the senile high lords “young man” was fucking brilliant and a reminder of how old and mature he is despite how juvenile he acts

@40_yutakajoshua70 Год назад

Can i ask what time is that

@foreignfat6009 Год назад

How is he mature, when he acts juvenile? Huh?

@boomer310 Год назад

Like when Dorn goes to the high lords and calls them youngsters

@boomer310 Год назад

@@40_yutakajoshua70 13:02

@Finsternis.. Год назад

@@foreignfat6009 Because that is how life works. You mature no matter what way you act. You grow factually older no matter how much you try to play the spoiled child.

@arklaw8306 4 года назад

When you realise Karstodes' character, Rolf, is just a guy because he can't read his own character sheet.

@landrylongacre6391 3 года назад

I thought he was the one in every group that isn’t creative at all and can’t come up with backstory to save his life.

@justyouraveragegamer7845 3 года назад

He’s both

@joshuakim5240 3 года назад

Now i can't help but imagine that he god rolled a character to pull off shooting the lead belcher without even needing to roll for accuracy, but his illiteracy causes him to have no idea about it.

@unitedstatesofamerica4987 3 года назад

@@joshuakim5240 He is KARS after all. Imagine His true power

@kaiserschnitzel89 3 года назад

lol holy shit hahahaha

@Gray28wolf08 4 года назад

Rogal's own response to him fortifying the iron cage was hilarious.

@MrJulio632 4 года назад

Took me a bit to get it

@Matihood1 4 года назад

I don't get it. I know nothing of Warhammer Fantasy universe.

@comradebusman3 4 года назад

@@Matihood1 same

@Xeakquh 4 года назад

@@Matihood1 Rogal attacked and lost a lot of men fighting perturabo's Iron cage in Warhammer 40k/30k not sure which not my thing to look it up. Anyone more knowledgeable correct me.

@ferrusmanus4013 4 года назад

He always has been like that

@KanuckStreams 2 года назад

Fun fact: Magnus was in fact NOT railroading them. He is letting them do what they want, and suffer the consequences. When they said he was railroading him, he got angrier and started doing kind-of railroady things though.

@targetseeker 2 года назад

So a self-fulfilling prophecy then?

@carlodagunz 2 года назад

To be fair, he was also operating on an imperfect understanding of the rules of the game

@InvaderKaz2008 2 года назад

I mean, you're using "consequences" really loosely there to be honest. Really, Magnus was *punishing* them for doing anything that wasn't his plan. He wanted them to be characters in *his* story, he literally even says so, and whenever they didn't act out the image in his head, he would throw enemies at them way above their power level instead of just crafting something new for them to experience that would suit their desires and accommodate their play style. Magnus made a campaign for Magnus, and got mad that the players weren't playing like Magnus would. I consider that the worst kind of railroading: passive aggressive railroading.

@MrBidonboy 2 года назад

Well, to be truly fair, he didn't wanted to GM, it was imposed on him by the others. He just wanted to play.

@HarrowKrodarius Год назад

@@InvaderKaz2008 But now you also forget the fact that the book of Fate he also used. Did the generating of the events of the game, which also showed magnus was not fully in control of the story of the campaign, but the book of fate itself that also punished them, I mean Magnus did give them many chances and recommended them many times to go back. I mean would Magnus have come up with the idea of having an Actual Custodes be an actual enemy boss. You could say they were actually fully interacting with the Warhammer Fantasy World directly due to magnus.

@delperalfanjul 3 года назад

I think I understand now why Magnus was so bitter about the outcome of the game. Magnar Buckethead was Magnus' character. He wanted to play, not be the GM. That's why he gave him stats and a week-long backstory. He wanted to take part in the story by proxy and having him killed in such a ridiculous way angered Magnus from that point onwards. Also, I think the name "Magnar" is pointing to this interpretation pretty clearly, wouldn't you agree?

@pavma7 3 года назад

Damn you right, poor magnus.

@20storiesunder 3 года назад

Smart

@sonarchy5158 3 года назад

I really like this theory WFRP fans might say "But then why didn't he have any fate points? Humans always starts with Fate Points!" Maybe, even though that's absolutely far fetched, maybe he made his Magnar character a Mutant, predisposed to turn to chaos

@delperalfanjul 3 года назад

@@sonarchy5158 That would be amazingly on point, since Magnus himself is kind of a mutant predisposed to Chaos corruption. It matches his life perfectly. Great observation there, friend!

@rustkarl 3 года назад

Yeh pretty much. Also his death was ridiculous, painful, ridiculously painful and full of shit. Literally. Like literally choking on shit before being incinerated. And not the quick kind of incineration either, the kind where you’re alive enough to be cooked into your armour as that dung clogging your airway superheats with the rest of you while you gurgle in agony.

@MarkoDash 4 года назад

we need "rogan dorn plays cities skylines" or factorio or something similar

@Matihood1 4 года назад

Yes please! Someone get SuperAnchors to do this!

@asakura8329 4 года назад

What about Civ 6 or better yet... The Sims.

@wafflemadness199 4 года назад

yes

@rogermon3s141 4 года назад

Yes burn the Zenos

@alissamedvedeva5614 4 года назад

Oh yes

@Natrez1m 4 года назад

Magnus pretending to not want to be a dungeon master, then revealing that he had spent two weeks developing Lord Buckethead was sublime...

@finnheisenheim8274 4 года назад

Magnar buckethead might actually be the character that magnus wanted to play as before being game master. Probably why he was so upset that everyone kept shitting on magnar so much since magnus took so much effort to create him

@Cptbravo221 4 года назад

@@finnheisenheim8274 that would explain why Magnar bucket head would have stats

@JohnnyShagbot 4 года назад

Magnar, Magnus...

@felabugg1 4 года назад

@@Cptbravo221 There's also the fact that the Gorger-Lord *just so happened* to have the exact same toughness as Buckethead, implying that Magnus proceeded to cannibalize parts of his former PC in order to get the most poetic justice of the 42nd millennium.

@finnheisenheim8274 4 года назад

@@felabugg1 Isn't magnar's toughness 40? The gorger-lord's is 70

@parapotato 3 года назад

I love how Magnus is loosing his shit, but anyone who's ever run a TTRPG knows this would have unironically been a really good game.

@CarlosTorres-vj3vh 2 года назад

Yes! Like, I was actually excited at that Ulric's Fury scene, as a forever DM in my play group, that looked like a damn fun game

@meeperdudeify 2 года назад

ye magnus doesn't seem like a great DM. makes sense, he has no friends

@thelastmlg2699 2 года назад

In his defense, they forced him into dm, killed the character he a long time writing in a quick and stupid way, and taunted him for trying to avoid their likely deaths

@PANCAKEMINEZZ 2 года назад

Yeah, no. I'm all for players expression and forging your own oath, but a group of players that go off the path for absolutely no reason isn't fair to the DM. In the same way a DM is expected not to railroad, players need to remain respectful of the adventure the DM has prepared to run. You can't agree to play in a Curse if Strahd game, roll up into Barovia, and then look your DM in the face as you say "Waterdeep is quite nice this time of year." The DM is a player too, and has to far more prep work with more stress than anyone else at the table. If they're running a sandbox game, then go nuts. But Magnus honestly only does things wrong when he starts making the world punish the players for his own feelings, and with how badly he's treated by the players, I don't blame him at all.

@jonathanwells223 2 года назад

@@PANCAKEMINEZZ If they want to try to figure out the hopeless task of getting to Waterdeep from the Demiplane of dread then they are more than welcome. I can just say “your spell does not work” for about half of all teleportation and divination spells.

@Skullkan6 2 года назад

Imagine if The Gorger Lord realized that Magnus was controlling him the entire time. Dude would get so errect.

@fz7788 2 года назад

Ikr

@smily9021 2 года назад

Very

@KaleidosXXI 2 года назад

@The Emperor Of Mankind , Negahban Bozorg It'd be the Full-Auto>Fuller-Auto of erections.

@sloshed-rat 11 месяцев назад

He'd certainly leave the warm arms of his beloved in the middle of the night, just so he could stroke it in the middle of camp under the stars.

@-JustHuman- 4 года назад

"Nothing is more enjoyable than the overseeing of development and the distribution of resources to the infrastructure of an urban environment." Yes, exactly why I love strategi games.

@merrittanimation7721 4 года назад

He would love Age of Empires.

@-JustHuman- 4 года назад

@@merrittanimation7721 Settlers 2 and Empire Earth where also great back in the day :)

@GamerGuy249 4 года назад

@@merrittanimation7721 I disagree. Age of Empires has four resources and is rather simplistic in its building of infrastructure. I think he would prefer city builders. Maybe civilization.

@erttheking 4 года назад

City Skylines seems like it’d be Dorn’s jam

@-JustHuman- 4 года назад

@@GamerGuy249 Would say the new Civ 6 is even more simple though, I don't think you can base a games status only on it's number of resources. As most civs use the same units and you know how the diffrent civs can play the game. Supreme Command might actually be a good fit, even though it only has 2 types, but it really depends on both micro and macro skills. Really fun to see gameplays of this in competitive. And each side is really different and have so many different ways to play depending on your skills to micro or plan ahead. Plus it really would fit him as he would love to make a stronghold in this game.

@SymmetricalDocking 4 года назад

Didn't expect the high lords of Terra to absolutely carry the day.

@philiproe1661 4 года назад

Sometimes old people can actually be fun.

@walexdrak3561 4 года назад

Charles McIver they actually are the youngest in the room.

@zqfmgb4335 4 года назад

@@walexdrak3561 Their minds are the oldest though. Unlike the Primarchs and the Custodes they don't enjoy perpetual almost eternal youth bs.

@philiproe1661 4 года назад

@@walexdrak3561 Oh right. Even so they're still ordinary humans and are characterized as old people. So we might as well call them the old guys in the group.

@BeavisSaves 4 года назад

@@walexdrak3561 Donghat and Raving Lunatic Commoner seem younger.

@bluepearl9075 Год назад

Decius’s angry “roleplaying” is actually kind of sad. His whole galaxy has been turned upside down and he’s learned how incompetent his colleagues are, not to mention his horror when he finds out about Boy’s siblings. Dude needs a punching bag.

@bluepearl9075 Год назад

ALSO: The genuine concern of the high lords makes it even more tragic. They’re genuinely changing for the better, but he’s unwilling to fully trust them yet. And why would he, after all they’ve done?

@thelunchlord4530 Год назад

What's up with boys siblings?

@cosmiccheese4140 Год назад

@@thelunchlord4530 he has 400 brothers

@thelunchlord4530 Год назад

@@cosmiccheese4140 tf! When was this revealed?!

@cosmiccheese4140 Год назад

@@thelunchlord4530 at least un the tabletop game he rolled the number of brothers he had and as a result he got 400

@turbo6328 3 года назад

1:08 I just realized the Hammer has "Restraining Order" carved into it. So that's what Emps means by "immediate restraining order" holy shit that attention to detail is godlike.

@fishpop 3 года назад

He called it the "Prohibition Hammer" when it was introduced. Custodisi was the first victim of it iirc and here Wamuudes get his helmet crumpled by it. I wonder if Karstodes will ever get his turn in the bonking...

@thedragonalliance-tda7604 2 года назад

1:00

@Solongsocialmedia Год назад

He summoed *PROHIBITION HAMMER.*

@Phe0niz 4 года назад

Rogal Dorn's character dragging The Emperor's in her near-death state seems oddly familiar.

@CodexQuinn 4 года назад

Hmm... Where have i seen this before...

@scottland8698 4 года назад

Deja Vu I have been in this place before *father you have never been a shaman queen with a 40 ft arm*

@diegoernestovarelaparra3820 4 года назад

Or the fact he try to roll to DESTROY IS SOUL.....like he did to Horus?

@finnheisenheim8274 4 года назад

I'm surprised the dwarf didn't accidently poke the celestial shaman queen's eye out

@BaronVonMott 4 года назад

Pheoniz Especially when you consider they were fighting a seemingly unstoppable super-warrior who had the support of an evil and spiteful God. 😁

@TarotNathers 4 года назад

I hope the third pillar man finds his way back home someday.

@santiagogallego8695 4 года назад

Wait i got confuswd with the one that wants to be emperor. When did he go missing?

@imbert3659 4 года назад

He got "deleted" by Emps for making a wincest jab at Magnus in a recent episode.

@santiagogallego8695 4 года назад

@@imbert3659 ahhhh right. I thought it was a quick jab

@italo7752 4 года назад

@@imbert3659 wasnt actually during one of the podcasts?

@skylark306 4 года назад

He just showd up some moment before the game start with the hammer on his face

@superanimeniac 2 года назад

"It's time to roll up your characters. SEVERAL HOURS LATER" as someone who's very into dark heresy, I felt that.

@bigj1905 2 года назад

Magnus: “You can’t win in a RPG.” Also Magnus: “THE FINAL BATTLE BEGINS.”

@foreignfat6009 Год назад

You can win the battle, not an RPG. You can technically still play after the final battle. Do other stuff than fight.

@DarkArtistKaiser 4 года назад

In Rogals defense, the maintaining of the infrastructure, logistics, and distribution of resources and what not really is underappreciated.

@finnheisenheim8274 4 года назад

Dorn could probably do all of the administratum's work by himself and not make any mistakes

@fumarc4501 4 года назад

Would go slower, but that’s not saying much.

@miguelrueda1291 4 года назад

isn't that what animal crossing, minecraft, and sim city are about can't be to bad if Lord Adornable is in charge weird how Boy wasn't there tho.

@DarkArtistKaiser 4 года назад

@@miguelrueda1291 I would LOVE to see what his Animal Crossing town, Minecraft castle, Sim City looks like.

@Johannes00 4 года назад

In addition to making them keep track of the weight of everything they pick up they need to get a way to store it. A backpack only holds so much. They need a cart and a mule. And a guy to take care of the mules and tend the cart. And at least one guy to guard the cart and mule and the first guy. How much does your player pay these people? Their jobs are pretty dangerous. I doubt they will do it for free. What about room and board and rations for traveling? How much space are they leaving for food for the mule? It can't just eat grass, it would take all day for it to eat enough grass to keep itself healthy. And it needs to spend most of the day hauling the cart, not eating grass. And what contacts do they have to sell these items? Can they get partial value from a merchant or are they just selling them for the scrap value? How much do they have to pay for taxes? Does a tax assessor come to them or are they expected to have an accountant figure all of that out? Do they need a license to salvage scrap from battlefields or ruins? If they don't have that license then what they are doing could be considered brigandry or pillaging. Make them do all of the work to figure this stuff out. And they have to do it on their own time outside of the game. And they aren't going to make very much money unless they ramp the scale way up. I like bookkeeping.

@nerdlydelicious1876 4 года назад

"I am fortifying this iron cage" "wait that's terrible, why did I say that?"

@Ixmore 4 года назад

because the best defense is a good offensive.

@korstmahler 4 года назад

[Amused Perturabo Noises]

@loreraptor5093 2 года назад

We all have a "Rolf" in the group, Respect Rolf, he will inevitably save the campaign by some obscure means.

@bingbong9104 Год назад

I love how Rogal literally said “Degrading Chicken Noises.”

@deltahat2625 4 года назад

"Nothing is more enjoyable than the overseeing of development and the distribution of resources to the infrastructure of an urban environment" Rogal Dorn is my spirit animal.

@tanklover385 4 года назад

Me playing stellaris building a star fortress at every choke point I've find

@bakomusha 4 года назад

Dorns my favorite Primarch, Dwarves are my favorite fantasy race. This was heaven!

@durandol 4 года назад

You mean your spiritual liege?

@deep1umbra 4 года назад

This is true.

@Sarum9nich 4 года назад

@@tanklover385 In the next stellaris patch you can choose to be Fallen Empire's little bitch from the very start. Meaning- YOU ARE UNTOUCHABLE. You can sit in your little corner and develop infrastracture, technology and traditions with next to no fleet.

@tomzhackray6116 4 года назад

Alfabuse does an episode on Warhammer Fantasy and a few hours later they reveal Warhammer: The Old World. Coincidence? I think not!

@SirPlocks 4 года назад

Dude that just warped fucked my mind

@jakespacepiratee3740 4 года назад

Slaughter furfags!

@Greentrixter 4 года назад

Same thing with Sanguinius

@IsaacSchubert 4 года назад

THE SUMMONING SUCCEEDED

@MinscFromBaldursGate92 4 года назад

Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay AKA D&D with gore and dark comedy.

@khylerbane4523 2 года назад

I love how basically everyone is playing as tabletop cliché… Provost Narshal-The Rules Lawyer. Wammudies-Guy who actually has a lot of fun with the roleplaying. Karstodies-Guy who isn't really into the game but eventually warms up to it. Lord Comand Militant -Troll player with a joke character. Decius-The Edgelord. Dorn-The Munchkin Power Gamer. (With cursed dice.) Big E-Guy who just plays a thinly disguised self-insert. Master of the Administratum -Guy who makes up for a weak character by playing creatively. (With lucky dice.) The tour guide-The Murderhobo. Magnus-The Killer GM

@ballisticm0use72 Год назад

Switch dorn and man-emperor

@kingbubbles9461 2 года назад

Love how the gorger lord is genuinely the pillarmen custodes that got lost in the warp. It explains his love for his brothers, his massive father, and why he wants a portal so badly

@northerner3861 Год назад

And his ABSURD toughness by Warhammer Fantasy standards.

@coconuttydragoon3445 Год назад

@@northerner3861From what I saw, someone said that he was equal to a ogre warlord stat block basically.

@patchwurk6652 11 месяцев назад

@@coconuttydragoon3445 Imagine being so singularly tough in terms of base physical durability that you as a basically buck-naked human not even trying to defend yourself is as hard to crack as a fully armored ogre warlord. Ego-boost of the century right there if I could Actually deflect an oncoming axe with the toughness rating of my bare asscheek.

@coconuttydragoon3445 11 месяцев назад

@@patchwurk6652 Amen to that, and it fits lore-wise in the whole series as he is biological engineered to be a companion of battle for the emperor. Having armor would likely make it near impossible to face.

@kyledadumb4354 10 месяцев назад

Wait, so does that mean that custodies is dead? 😢

@torwilson2584 4 года назад

The fact that magnus’ campaign just turned out to be a murder hobo carnival like all of ours proves that the Primarchs are yet human (thanks for all the likes and comments!)

@KwadDamyj 4 года назад

In the grim dark future of the 41st millenium, RPG players are still nnnneeeeeeeeeeeeerrrddddz.

@Slimurgical 4 года назад

He also got super butthurt and angerburgers over the party winning in an unwinnable situation to the point he ragequit a campaign.

@Kasgaatvaaknaarbuiten 4 года назад

Just like him having the best intentions when warning the Emps he had the best intentions here (a real story, well thoughout characters with a backstory), but just like he only knew part of using the warp he only knows part of the game (his part) and because of his ignorance both situations got derailed. Magnus definitely was wrong, even with the best intentions.

@Kevineitor199 4 года назад

@@Kasgaatvaaknaarbuiten fuck this sounds oddly familiar

@Kasgaatvaaknaarbuiten 4 года назад

@@Kevineitor199 genuinely felt bad for Magnus the Cursed Chicken

@maduinargentus5878 4 года назад

"Perhaps our resident nerd should be the Game Master" "But I wanted to play" Magnus is a mood

@StarboyXL9 4 года назад

- Be me -Forever DM

@The_Murder_Party 4 года назад

Joel Gawne fecking always mate... ‘it’s our lot.

@ArchArturo 4 года назад

I know :(

@BSFilms1997 4 года назад

The kicker is when a majority of your players are ungrateful, murderhoboing dickheads.

@colers2366 4 года назад

Or in this case a shithobo

@BirchMonkey857 3 года назад

Honestly, the only bad thing Magnus did while GMing is getting pissed off. Letting the dice drive the story, even if you don't like it, letting players naturally die and making something for them even when they piss you off, making a combat encounter that's nigh impossible through direct combat, and even explicitly saying what you desire to help everyone get on the same page are all decent decisions.

@doncoyote68 3 года назад

There's definitely worse gms out there, though I wouldn't want to play with a pissy gm for more than a one shot.

@jordinagel1184 2 года назад

@@doncoyote68 I feel like most GMs would start to get a tad annoyed when the party starts the game by killing the first main contact NPC, kill (and skin) the owner of a cart instead of hiding in his vehicle, and otherwise keep going off of whatever loose structure he had thought of to follow next (not to mention having an edgelord and a murder hobo in the party, which is almost always gets old fast). Granted, some of the things going off-script were the result of luck or quick thinking (such as the knight killing the first ogre as well as the Gorger Lord, or the Shaman Queen’s deception about a portal to another world), but others were simply the result of “roleplaying” or players doing whatever tf they want, regardless of whether it inconvenienced the GM or what consequences it might bring. Don’t forget that the GM wants to have fun too, and if the players constantly trample over everything he does (even though Magnus did allow them to get away with quite a bit, if they could roll well), it ain’t fun for him.

@miriamweller812 Год назад

@@jordinagel1184 In general, when the gruop just wants to destroy the roleplay, well, where to go? Overall the party was still constructive enough, though. It's not like they did that shit on purpose, it was mostly just bad luck with roles. They didn't try to kill the NPC, it's pretty much the GMs fault to push it that way. But if you really got a group that is just destroying it, well, what shall you do? Have to switch to them being hunted down as crazy murderers. Even worse when they kill each other. Had someone in a group once, who just createad a psychopath who instantly murdered the character of another player over nothing. That's just dumb and destructive for the game, which was over anyway at this point.

@stevefilms1997 Год назад

@@doncoyote68 he only got angry when they insulted him directly Especially since the book was writing most of it

@auxiliarycruiser 11 месяцев назад

Maybe the voice that said "the emperor of mankind is not available at this moment"

@prestonjones1653 Год назад

"I put my faith in... the LIVER OF THE DICE!" I will be using that.

@prestonjones1653 Год назад

32:58

@o__o.6212 3 года назад

Did... that Custodes just create a decent, well-built, non-sexualized character? IMPOSSIBLE

@sab9040 3 года назад

What are you talking about? The great, honorable, heroic and chivalrous Knights of Bretonnia are PURE sex.

@wanderingbufoon 3 года назад

Idk man.. did you skip Groger lord?

@auugh43546 3 года назад

@@wanderingbufoon he was "created" by a primarch, not a mere custodes (i put created in quotes since that's clearly one of the other custodes)

@C00kiesAplenty 3 года назад

@@auugh43546 Isnt that the custodi that was deleted?

@jagnestormskull3178 3 года назад

@@auugh43546 I'm fairly sure that OP was talking about the Knight of Bretonnia.

@Grubleafeater 4 года назад

"I am sorry my friend. But the law already burns, in this land..." HOLY SHIT FEELS

@TonyRedgrave 4 года назад

I know right? TTS has some really good serious quotes despite not being very serious.

@ayyleron6630 4 года назад

Absolute kino

@justinchalifoux4424 4 года назад

That shit hit way too hard and I can’t say anything else other than I love this series even more for that

@robertnelson9599 4 года назад

Surprisingly deep, I was not expecting it.

@Kalckie 4 года назад

No words, man just.... ; _ ; 7

@animan095 2 года назад

"I am sorry, my friend. But the law already burns in this land..." Is such a powerful quote!

@jackjill2394 Год назад

Headcanon is that Tzeench was cursing every single one of Big E's dice rolls

@Yamato12345666 Год назад

@alulim1338 4 года назад

"Welcome to hell" is actually a pretty appropriate way to greet someone who just entered Warhammer 40k.

@merrittanimation7721 4 года назад

The phrase "Abandon all hope, ye who enter here" is below the title on each source book.

@clothar23 4 года назад

Come on it's not that bad. We got recycled nutrient paste, all paid vacations to exotic planets, Fun and interesting locals of every spectrum, and cyberdongs. Who doesn't like a good cyberdong.

@merrittanimation7721 4 года назад

@@clothar23 Especially inserted into toasters.

@clothar23 4 года назад

@@merrittanimation7721 Exactly fun for the whole family.

@DarkLordOfSweden 4 года назад

Well warhammer fantasy is just a different kind of hell, so they will do just fine

@DinoJake 4 года назад

"This may be a tram ride into hell, but it was forged of our own decisions!" Powerful words right there.

@finnheisenheim8274 4 года назад

Even the custodes are ultimately still human beneath all that oiled muscles

@arismafiamafiaiskandar5145 4 года назад

That line alone sums up The Imperium after Horus Heresy

@jakespacepiratee3740 4 года назад

Here are some more powerful words, "Slaughter Furfags!"

@PhantomJavelin 4 года назад

@Craft Zeppelin Also, Rogal being the one to drag around the Emperor's broken body was a nice touch.

@Legitpenguins99 4 года назад

My life right there

@coriusfarinprimarchofthese7007 Год назад

You know, watching this again years later, I now realise the irony of the group of Imperials being confused by the concept of running away, while the (former) Chaos Worshipper is encouraging it. After all, the Imperium is notorious for its "Victory or die trying" outlook, while Chaos Warriors are perfectly willing to retreat if the odds are not favourable.

@KingDerpy13 2 года назад

Magnar: *dies in the most idiotic way possible* Khorne somewhere in the Warp: Is someone...more angry than me? *HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?!*

@spectralknightgaming8364 Год назад

Khorne: Okay what the hell am I sensing is that The Emperor? IS THAT ME?! IS THAT ME ANGRIER THAN ME!? I'LL FUCKING KILL ME!

@lolbots686 Год назад

@@spectralknightgaming8364 khorne:wait a minute. ....wow. ...for a servant of tzeench thats....wow.

@miriamweller812 Год назад

I mean, he's the GM, he can do whatever he wants. Was his own fault. Starting with that he didn't need to decide that the Dwarf can break the fence with a critical failure. But it's of course for the giggles.

@foreignfat6009 Год назад

@@miriamweller812 Doesn't book make it so?

@Proffesional-Retard Год назад

@@spectralknightgaming8364 YOU IDIOT, TOO ANGRY, EXPLAIN NOW!!!

@rampantsarcasm2220 4 года назад

'dOnt TakE iT perSOnalLy I'm jUst rOlepLAYing!' Ohhhh that sweet dig at certain kinds of tabletop players

@girlbuu9403 4 года назад

You do this. They respond with a laugh and genuine enjoyment, acceptance, and sportsmanship. Are you frustrated that they actually like it or overcome with mirth at the legit dissonance between yourselves and your characters and the potential to explore risque stories and scenes that would destroy friendships in other cases?

@nickdahl203 4 года назад

And the best response to them is to play a character just as extreme, but their opposite. Got a rogue that likes to steal and backstab from the party? Play a Paladin that trusts nobody that isn't a bible botherer, and practices some rather brutal forms of punishment. That rogue gets a face full of ''I'm just roleplaying", and also his hands cut off the absolute second they're caught in somebody else's pack.

@russellbrown6888 4 года назад

@@nickdahl203 Basically, play and Old Man Henderson.

@nickdahl203 4 года назад

@@russellbrown6888 Sometimes it's to prevent a character from pulling a Henderson. Some people just want to ruin campaigns, even if everybody else is enjoying it. They get their characters hazed every time. Out of character, because we know what he's up to. In character, because the party no longer trusts strangers trying to join their group, due to numerous bad experiences.

@pissedoffturtle7333 4 года назад

@@girlbuu9403 I think they were referring more to people who use roleplaying as an excuse to be extremely passive-aggressive and act out their grudges without needing to take responsibility.

@alfabusa 4 года назад

Thank you for your patience. This one took a long time to make because we had too much fun making it. Couldn't stop writing the script. I preemptively apologize for any rule flubs that hardened Fantasy RP veterans might notice. We reserved the right to skip over parts of the rules to streamline the video-making process. I really hope you end up enjoying it, I put a lot of work into it, biggest project I've ever worked on. Won't be making a video like this again any time soon. Next big project I'm hopping on is EP28, which is a lot shorter and I've already finished up a significant portion of it. Expect the time between this video and EP28 to be much shorter than the time between my last video and this one.

@oskartheguy2105 4 года назад

DADDY YOUR BACK!!!

@letuan7071 4 года назад

Its finally here.

@agentoy6065 4 года назад

Finally a new episode. Glad to see you are ok

@rayyanali4471 4 года назад

Can't wait for EP28

@crawlingboy 4 года назад

well my friend if it allows for great content to be made then take your time

@Zenn_Chan 2 года назад

“Maybe our resident nerd should be the DM” “Aw, but I wanted to play” This is the most accurate depiction of tabletops I’ve ever seen

@crysisrevelation6132 3 года назад

OK, couple things I noticed while rewatching this for the thousandth time; when magnus gets called out for not reading the rule book, he drop kicks the table WHILE BACKFLIPPING, scaring a sudden random guardsman and spilling everyone’s drinks on table in the process. Second, the city guard running away is holding a crusader’s crossbow from Team Fortress 2. Third, the cover of the game book magnus is holding is the actual fantasy roleplay dnd cover art. Fourth, every time urban hagflayer kills someone, the collection of severed heads on his belt gets bigger, and each head has the face of the person that he killed. Fifth, magnus has painted miniatures of everyone in the room, including the emperor on his throne and himself. Sixth, the chronicler suddenly has a purity seal. Seventh, bulgo has a lucky clover on his hat, which makes me think that he’s irish. Just to name a few.

@Red_Alpha_Fox3358 2 года назад

Holy crap I didn't realize all that was actually there

@KrasnayaArmada 4 года назад

"i am role playing its nothing personal" immediately suggests killing someone in the party, classic

@lordblazer 4 года назад

lmao that rant prior to doing that was hilarious!! it's just so ridiculous.

@majormajorasic 4 года назад

Wait so the Shaman Queen is now real. Magnus just got his mother.

@BigBossGorgutz 4 года назад

On the other hand, it also means Custodisi just got teleported in the Pre-End Times Old World, and that, my friend, is... frightening.

@HereticalHorus 4 года назад

ITS MUM EVEREST

@colers2366 4 года назад

He just warped them out of the room. Just like he warped him and kitten to the ship

@GodDamnRider 4 года назад

What about Kitten?

@jbshiva865 4 года назад

@@GodDamnRider Kitten is on Mars with a squad of Custodies, about to do things with the Void Dragon...

@kaiserironcladchad582 3 года назад

44:03 This scene of the knight going super saiyan made me roar triumphantly and brutally like a warrior charging unrelentingly into battle while I was shedding tears of pride and valor.

@DuhThyHiTickler 4 года назад

“Greeting... welcome to hell...” Lol they don’t know how right he is XD

@mantisr818 4 года назад

At least they are safe from the End Times.

@gonotgentleman 4 года назад

“Remember that awful place you came from? This is the same but a billion times bigger with technology to commit atrocities on a FAR bigger scale!”

@samtrue3 4 года назад

So In comparison they are not terrible people.

@sens0ry0verl0ard7 4 года назад

@@mantisr818 They still will have to meet tyranid's stomachs.

@lilwyvern4 4 года назад

Compared to the canon 40K verse, this one at least has a sense of humor.

@falsehero2001 4 года назад

Remember when this series was just about the Emperor complaining about how dumb dreadknights look?

@lordofchromium1534 4 года назад

falsehero2001 how far we have come

@user-wq9im1hx1p 4 года назад

I'm really happy I found this channel.

@jacobsmith4428 4 года назад

Remember when this channel was about baneblades being yelled about to the tune of U.N. Owen Was Her?

@lordofchromium1534 4 года назад

Jacob Smith I wish I remembered that one

@Cha-Khia 4 года назад

I am disappointed that no one has done a Pepperidge Farm joke. The internet is bad today.

@imintheraindripdripdrop 2 года назад

This is one of the most accurate parody portrayals of DnD I've ever seen. From the game breaking rolls, to giving the DM a grand mal seizure from pure frustration. Absolutely spotless

@TF2CrunchyFrog Год назад

They're playing the Warhammer Fantasy RPG, but yeah.

@yamahadrag69 3 года назад

After a year of learning more lore, I realized why going east was bad for Magnus: there's little to no lore about the lands east of the World's Edge mountains. Lol

@LukePaganoRotaryWall42087 Год назад

ehhh I mean technically east of the Worlds Edge would be mostly troll land, think they got a BIT of lore to 'em

@ChadtronicFan Год назад

There are the Mountains of Mourn and the Dark Lands, which have a bit of lore and are ogre country and chaos dorf country respectively. Both of those are interesting enough that with making some stuff up you can do things there.

@Kaladryn2781 4 года назад

This entire game was just a ploy orchestrated by the Manperor to summon his OC waifu to his own reality. Just as planned...

@buterassassin1952 4 года назад

Alan Reese no

@ceasedesist9676 4 года назад

I smell Tzeentch

@warhawk9566 4 года назад

...the Emperor is Tzeentch?

@Kaladryn2781 4 года назад

@@warhawk9566 Tzeentch ain't the only player, mate.

@timoylumontad3920 4 года назад

@@ceasedesist9676 Tzeentch did mutate Celestial Shaman Queen's arm after all

@Rick586 4 года назад

I love how the random tour guide is just part of Big E's entourage now.

@eXpriest 4 года назад

He keeps him around because he's the only person he's met with some sense besides Suncat.

@roguepsykerhaaker4813 4 года назад

@Juni Post oh and the ability to predict the return of a primarch

@austinbutcher8106 3 года назад

Well he did bitchslap wamanudes upside down so the emporor loves him

@notsae66 3 года назад

I'm pretty sure he's Alpharius.

@devynd6476 3 года назад

notsae66 I thought I was Alpharius?

@ValeTheOwl 3 года назад

27:05 this makes me laugh so hard I literally rolled on the floor. The gamer rage of the Emperor gets so intense that he spontaneously regenerated an eye our of sheer anger.

@simonnachreiner8380 Год назад

An apprentice wizard with an ego far beyond their skill and the social skills of a hostage situation succeeding by sheer idiotic luck is unironically one of the best characters I've ever heard of.

@DocMadfox 4 года назад

I feel Magnus' pain in this. Edit: At the beginning at least.

@spacewolfblackmane19 4 года назад

yup should had been more flexible and created like i don't know an actual goal worth striving for, i mean like "end of the world maybe cheezy but it is something that the party can have fun tackling any way they want.

@FatalShadow13 4 года назад

The Provost Marshal was right though, if he didn't want the guy to die, he shouldn't have given him stats. He could have given them an easy job like giving them jobs as Sewer Jacks, or clearing out creatures from an infested celler. Even joining the Magnar on a quest to take back his lands in the border princes would be good

@BeavisSaves 4 года назад

Magnus deserves this suffering. Because its funny.

@AntiXaldin 4 года назад

Rogal Dorn: The Space Wolves are incredibly uninspired. Also Rogal Dorn: You arrive at the castle of Castle which looks over the town of Town.

@RichterBelmont2235 3 года назад

Practicality has no need for inspiring aspect. Though Dorn decorated the palace with gold and won the job from Perturabo so maybe he was just being bad at naming things?

@CoffeeForAll 3 года назад

How many towns are actually named town. Also, the castle of castle would be a mighty castle for such a castle would be the only castle in the town of town, the town of all towns where the imperial imperialists make their homely homes.

@joshuakim5240 3 года назад

@@CoffeeForAll To be fair, a LOT of "towns" are named after a person's name with -town stuck at the end of it (Jonestown, Jamestown, Goobertown, Georgetown, etc).

@theblancmange1265 3 года назад

And his character's name is Rogal Dorn backwards. 3:19

@everythingsalright1121 3 года назад

@@joshuakim5240 I don't think he knew how the game worked. It probably said (Town) and (Castle). That is, he was reading the placeholders that you're supposed to come up with actual place names for, those were just where you're supposed to mention them.

@Miners666 3 года назад

“They’re called SQUATS, there is no need to come up with silly comedy names for them Magnus.” is my favourite line so far 🤣

@helbrassen4576 Год назад

I love how the Custody that the Emperor "DELETED" ended up in the universe they're playing DnD in.

@kainslegacy78618 9 месяцев назад

Gives a whole different meaning to the name "Gorger". (Also, he's still after Magnus...)

@arnantphongsatha7906 4 года назад

I like that Big E's character is basically his OC waifu.

@ReaperofValhalla 4 года назад

Right? I was thinking the same thing

@Arenuphis 4 года назад

Relatable

@Former_Halo_Fan 4 года назад

I like that one of the Custodes has a character named "Wamri the Tasty."

@ZoanBlade90 4 года назад

@@ReaperofValhalla It's kind of adorable.

@Jatopian 4 года назад

Gotta be lonely having no one who can possibly be an equal partner for you, I guess.

@crazydude610 4 года назад

The edgy rogue who is only edge, the Rules lawyer who interrupts every 6 seconds, the terrible poop sniffer who only attempts to do derail, the Barbarian who wants to be God, the serious role player, and the person who builds everything against class/character. Not to mention the tired DM trying to string the Choas together. It's like every cliche ever, but I've seen it in person so it's not really cliche anymore.

@asakura8329 4 года назад

Hits closer to home?

@mrrey3481 4 года назад

Just like home....Just like home. I still remember that one time, when we had to fist a cow in order to complete a quest...

@festethephule7553 4 года назад

@@mrrey3481 Excuse me?

@mrrey3481 4 года назад

@@festethephule7553 DnD can be wierd, my friend. Really fucking wierd.

@jedaskane2700 4 года назад

@@mrrey3481 May I ask what the story behind that is?

@armagonarmagon3980 3 года назад

Honestly, the consecutive 10 rolls was one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen, especially how Waamudes became more animated as it went on. My sides have officially achieved orbit

@paintpending3791 3 года назад

Every time a Primarch calls one of the Lords of Terra a youngster is always funny.

@whatisupmyfellowamericans8808 4 года назад

_"I roll to destroy his soul."_ Emps seems to do the same things in role play as he does in real life.

@truthseer 4 года назад

Freethinkers Politics/discussion yeah...but in the fantasy world the rules (lawyer) do apply.

@legojay14 4 года назад

@Antivaxxers for Nurgle 2020 He is going to teach her so many fucking things it's gonna be like he actually has a wife. Himself. But even more brass and even less self control. While also being insanely strong and insanely tough. This will be a dream come true

@ZeroCanalX 4 года назад

@Antivaxxers for Nurgle 2020 I mean, the Emps is all Shamans (and there were female one too), so he didn't even do that differently.

@jd2792 4 года назад

@@legojay14 I think she is going to be a more angry big sister then a wife.

@truthseer 4 года назад

Every time I see her, Magnus’s voice “you slap his knightly ASS” will ring in my head.

@Ghrizlok 4 года назад

Are we just going to ignore that the Gorger-Lord is the banished Custodes

@codyarcher3263 4 года назад

Yes.

@ummdustry5718 4 года назад

Does this mean horus was also teleported to a TTRPG somewhere?

@spacewolfblackmane19 4 года назад

@@ummdustry5718 We must do this.

@willhiggins9563 4 года назад

Pretty sure it was a plot point. I kept expecting him to re-materialize in the tribe room.

@Samm815 4 года назад

Ummdustry no horus was super killed. He’s in limbo with the squats and that one Chaos god. Whamudis was “deleted”. Which seems to mean “teleported to Warhammer Fantasy”.

@Adrirale Год назад

I love how Magnus is interrupted each time he mentions a hot dog stand in perception check

@AngryAragami 3 года назад

You know, it never really clicked in my head how far beyond human the Space Marines and Custodes are. Seeing one in action with comparison numbers really hammered it home.

@jmbs3044 4 года назад

"I AM FORTIFYING THIS IRON CAGE" I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING HAHAHAHAHAHA

@inceptiongamer1163 4 года назад

can somebody just do a cut out movie from every "roleplay scene" and make it it's own story?

@RandoGrunt 4 года назад

*YES*

@SecchanOG003 Год назад

It happens almost 4 years, are you still laughing?

@Apollomasque 4 года назад

The Master of the Administratum: The guy with actually good ideas Rogal Dorn: The PC adhering to a single character trait and nothing else Grand Provost Marshall: The Rules Lawyer Chronicler: The Murderhobo Whammudes: The Hardcore RPer with insanely lucky roles Karstodes: The unimaginative dude who spends the entire session looking at his phone Decius: The edgelord RPer Lord Commander: The shitposter with an obvious fetish The Emprah: Nobody touch my OC Waifu

@cakeboss4194 4 года назад

Emperor's is more a case of 'I wish my character to be utterly unstoppable, but I don't want them to have actual character development.'

@hell-in-a-cell8141 4 года назад

Karstodes did get a little bit creative at the end, with the leadbealcher.

@lolrus5555 4 года назад

@@hell-in-a-cell8141 I think that would be an instance of the session actually grabbing the player's interest enough that they put down the fucking phone and pay attention.

@quinnholloway5400 4 года назад

Rogal Dorn's PC is basically him I see no differences

@lolrus5555 4 года назад

@@quinnholloway5400 a self insert character, essentially, which in the context of tabletop games, is perfectly fine.

@Diego-zz1df 2 года назад

I love that the master of the administratum and the grand provost marshal are the best tabletop players, particularly the GPM calling out Magnus for not knowing the rules.

@Emperor_of_all_Badgers 3 года назад

This still sorta tells you how powerful a custodian is without his armor

@ishy858 4 года назад

> Big E's PC wasn't covered in gold Wow, he's really being adventurous with his character

@Samm815 4 года назад

Ishy OQGX she’s golden skinned.

@Matihood1 4 года назад

As the Emperor once said, gold is not a skin color, sadly.

@thisnameismine 4 года назад

I just realized “Nrod Lagorsson” is an anagram of “Rogal Dorn’s son”

@aquila4460 4 года назад

Oh no, it gets even better. It's not even an anagram, it is just Rogal Dorn backwards, with a son bolted on on the end to make it sound more dwarfish.

@rustkarl 4 года назад

Aquila It’s both.

@elgostine 4 года назад

@@aquila4460 i made a dwarf wizard for 5e called dravde geirg or, the name of edvard grieg (classical composer) backwards. so yeah its a simple, yet effective convention.

@TrollOfReason 4 года назад

I am liking this post.

@ilnur9973 4 года назад

@@aquila4460 THEY ARE CALLED SQUATS

@andyroobrick-a-brack9355 3 года назад

I love how Dorn chose a Dwarf, cause besides being a builder and architect, he was one of the smallest yet tankiest of the Primarchs.

@daltonbecker4494 Год назад

He was actually on the taller side. Do you know who was short though? Angron.

@andyroobrick-a-brack9355 Год назад

@@daltonbecker4494 I thought Dorm was shorter than the other primarchs at, like, 8'11.

@foreignfat6009 Год назад

@@andyroobrick-a-brack9355 8'11 isn't really impressive, if you realize human male is 6.

@rhettdilley Год назад

Rogal in an earlier episode: “The Space Wolves are incredibly uninspired.” Rogal in this episode: “You find yourselves in the castle of… Castle. Which looks over the town… of Town”

@unknowncommenter6698 Год назад

Bruh I literally live in city of NewTown and there's 2 of those things in my country

@redwitch95 Год назад

I mean... there's always York, which has literally been called "town" in three different languages and taken them all as names. And then the Americans took that and made a New York, so new town.

@KingLich451 Год назад

lol

@dawnfire82 5 месяцев назад

@@redwitch95 "The name York (Old Norse: Jórvík) is derived from the Brittonic name Eburākon (Latinised as Eboracum or Eburacum), a combination of eburos "yew tree" (compare with Welsh efwr and Breton evor, both meaning "alder buckthorn", and Old Irish ibar, Irish iobhar, iubhar, and iúr, and Scottish Gaelic iubhar) and a suffix of appurtenance *-āko(n), meaning "belonging to", or "place of" (compare Welsh -og).[6] Put together, these old words meant "place of the yew trees". (In Welsh, efrog; in Old Irish, iubrach; in Irish Gaelic, iúrach; and in Scottish Gaelic, iùbhrach). The city is called Eabhraig in Scottish Gaelic and Eabhrac in Irish-names derived from the Latin word Eboracum. A proposed alternative meaning is "the settlement of (a man named) Eburos", a Celtic personal name spelled variously in different documents as Eβουρος, Eburus and Eburius: when combined with the Celtic possessive suffix *-āko(n), the word could be used to denote the property of a man with this name.[7][6] The name Eboracum became the Anglian Eoforwic in the 7th century: a compound of Eofor-, from the old name, and -wic, meaning "village", probably by conflation of the element Ebor- with a Germanic root *eburaz ('boar'); by the 7th century, the Old English for 'boar' had become eofor. When the Danish army conquered the city in 866, it was renamed Jórvík.[8] The Old French and Norman name of the city following the Norman Conquest was recorded as Everwic (modern Norman Évèroui) in works such as Wace's Roman de Rou and as Euruic in the Domesday Book.[9][10] Jórvík, meanwhile, gradually reduced to York in the centuries after the Conquest, moving from the Middle English Yerk in the 14th century through Yourke in the 16th century to Yarke in the 17th century. The form York was first recorded in the 13th century.[3][11]"

@Alex-go8nw 4 года назад

Emperor's Bizzare Adventure: Rules are breakable

@merrittanimation7721 4 года назад

Emperor's Bizzare Adventure: Heresy Tendency.

@ant9610 4 года назад

Emperor's Bizzare Adventure: Warp Ocean

@norbertwrinklesberg3325 4 года назад

Emperors Bizarre Adventure: Shit throwing crusaders

@gonotgentleman 4 года назад

Oil Barrel Run

@enderdrache 4 года назад

I definitely feel like I have just watched an entire jojo arc.

@philiproe1661 4 года назад

Let's take a moment to appreciate just what we are watching here: a 50,000 year old god-like being, 2 demigods, 2 ultra supersoldiers, the space Pope, a random shmuck, and 3 stereotypical old guys are playing a tabletop traditional roleplaying game. Which quickly derails to the extreme. Does anyone else find this image to be beyond awesome? Like something we wish we could witness in real life?

@cakeboss4194 4 года назад

That would require several hundred thousand years, humanity's degeneracy into a hyper-militaristic xenophobic empire, and said 50,000 year old godlike entity being a thing. The downsides aren't worth the end result, honestly.

@philiproe1661 4 года назад

@@cakeboss4194 Where's there's a will there's a way.

@Troglodytarum 4 года назад

Hey, the chronicler has a very important job. Reading things and comic relief are very important.

@pud6165 4 года назад

@@cakeboss4194 I respectfully disagree

@withoutthehihatehappiness413 4 года назад

That actually sounds like a fun family reunion lol

@Crystal_Remorhaz 2 года назад

Krakus, a demented, deformed, dung collecting peasant who cuts off people's faces and wears them, dies. These guys: NOOOOOOOO!

@ardenharan2201 4 месяца назад

Most realistic depiction of first-time roleplaying I've ever seen.

@canale39youification 4 года назад

Holy shit that urlic's fury throw had me in tears

@SerKawlin 4 года назад

ROLL, TEN , ROLL TEN, RRRROOOOOLLLLLLL TEEEEEENNNN!!!!!!

@Matihood1 4 года назад

I was really hoping it'd eventually fail and the whole endavor would fall apart spectacularily...

@calebgreer8652 4 года назад

@@SerKawlin TEEEEEEENNNN

@Cptbravo221 4 года назад

@@Matihood1 now where's the fun in that spiting magnus is more important

@Cptbravo221 4 года назад

@Aspiring Marauder BUUUUUUUUUUULGOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

@Rex_Tyrannus 4 года назад

"I WILL STAY TO SPITE YOU AND YOUR RAILROADING WAYS" oh gosh there were so many instances in this video where I had to think to myself "did Alfa watch our roleplaying sessions of dark heresy????"

@buterassassin1952 4 года назад

Lucas Hornish you know him?

@BaulSDA Год назад

I have to disagree on the "you can't win in an RPG". I won fair and square in a campaign: our druid was tempted by a devil disguised as an angel and killed our sorcerer. My barbarian took it personally and beheaded the druid. Then took the intelligent sword the sorcerer was carrying, the two artifacts that were hidden in the treasure room (one of which was his personal goal) and went back to the wizard that told us to retrieve the other artifact. Said elven wizard was actually a drow in disguise, but the intelligent sword was a drow killing sword that saw through the ruse and forced my barbarian to kill him too. So in the end my barbarian was the only survivor of the party, with two artifacts and a ton of other magic items, so he went back to his village and brought his people to a new era of peace and power. Roll credits.

@juanjosemendivil1626 3 года назад

This the best isekai anime I have ever watched.

@manofthewest5395 4 года назад

"You all arrive in the SLABNASIUM of the QUIVERING ISLES, the air is THICK with MUSK!" I need to start a DnD campaign with that...

@monsterhiddenfromthesun210 4 года назад

Did ya yet, man?

@kain6685 4 года назад

@dilophosaurussk4333 4 года назад

@@monsterhiddenfromthesun210 Considering quarantine is a thing probably not.

@mephisfenstalig3303 4 года назад

Sounds more like an intro to a FATAL campaign imo

@CorvusCorone68 4 года назад

it almost sounds like something from a story Lewis Carroll wrote

@mortarion9813 4 года назад

_"Nothing is more enjoyable than the overseeing of development and the distribution of resources to the infrastructure of an urban environment."_ *Well said, it's always fun to see a city develop from a humble township.*

@DaimoHope 4 года назад

I need a really good city sim to play now

@mortarion9813 4 года назад

@cybiko6 *Sshhhh, we do not speak of that*

@mortarion9813 4 года назад

@@DaimoHope Same-

@mortarion9813 4 года назад

@cybiko6 **Sign language intensifies**

@noahwatt1269 4 года назад

@@mortarion9813 I block with blindness.

@PhoenixT70 Год назад

"I roll to destroy his soul" is a line I wish to make use of now.

@Ribbons0121R121 3 года назад

"you find yourself in the castle called 'castle' overlooking the town named 'town'" _i have no air in my lungs help_

@jakirakumahata5701 3 года назад

Tzeench's revenge for the loss of Magnus's soul was letting everyone but the Anathema roll so well

@dungeonsanddobbers2683 3 года назад

Watch it again. Big E starts off by rolling crazy high numbers then, around the time he probably realised you need to roll low in WFRP, he starts to roll low numbers. Totally fudging his rolls.

@PurifedGameplays 3 года назад

Actually no. He can't fudge rolls because of the magic book Magnus has. He tried sometimes thought.

@elitemook4234 3 года назад

The question is. Was this just a convoluded scheme by tzeentch to have the Emepror kill one of his own servants?

@Rikimaru0523 3 года назад

@@PurifedGameplays i think they meant that he rolled high earlier thinking that he needed high numbers for his stats and then not realizing until later that he needs low rolls for his actions

@jessenicoletta4160 3 года назад

@@elitemook4234 could be just his scheme to make magnus less loyal to the emperor and more loyal to him