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If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device Special 4: Kitten & Tzeentch play a Children's Card Game 

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Thanks to Adeptus Adamaris for updated Bird Magnus and Cat Kitten, and Gods-and-Kings for the original Magnus
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Thanks to Garrot for art of Epic Magnus (NERDRAGE)
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And big thanks to Baklaher who has drawn the best Chaos God art to date
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ThunderPsyker as the Custodes
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Zegram as Magnus
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Kiwi as Tzeentch
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Music:
A Deep Voice - myuu
13 days of nightmare - Simon Wilkinson
Luigi Circuit - Mario Kart Double Dash Music
Hammer of War - Marcus Eklöf
DecodingHistory - Pro Scores
Arcane Voices - Amethystium
Dark Rider - Audiomachine
Comb Duel - Yu-Gi-Oh 4kids dub
Passionable Duelist - Yu Gi Oh OST
Maximillion Pegasus - Yu-Gi-Oh 4kids dub
seinfeld theme on kazoo by thunderpsyker
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Image Sources (order of appearance):
The Custodian
Source: ”Custodian Terminator Squad” by Sam Wood, Horus Heresy CCG.
Magnus the Red
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Tzeentch:
Tzeentch Version 1:
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Tzeentch Version 2:
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Tzeentch Version 3:
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Tzeentch Version 4:
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Kitten's redundant duel disk
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Комментарии : 6 тыс.   
@ilyshion2047
@ilyshion2047 4 года назад
When you realize that the emperor knew that Tzeentch would want Magnus’s soul back. So he tricks Kitten into learn Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth-Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker in order to keep Magnus from the powers of chaos...in fact the emperor 4th degree warp fuckiered bruva into making a yugioh special to make sure his plans would not be foiled... all hail the TTS emprah for being powerful enough to influence our own world to make sure his plans come to fruition.
@MightyElo
@MightyElo 4 года назад
The emperor is truly wise.
@nuclearcatpotatoe3714
@nuclearcatpotatoe3714 4 года назад
all hail the great man emperor of mankind
@TheGoodLuc
@TheGoodLuc 4 года назад
It was easy to guess, especially after his Star-Fyodperor gambit.
@punalmanalan2346
@punalmanalan2346 4 года назад
THE EMPEROR PROTECTS!
@joshuagros4634
@joshuagros4634 4 года назад
MightyElosan nN nN not.
@xXxMasterDuelistxXx
@xXxMasterDuelistxXx 6 лет назад
"What are rules really though?" "AN INTERESTING QUESTION ASSHOLE!" literally every Yugioh exchange in all the series
@NameName2.0
@NameName2.0 5 лет назад
You're not wrong though. But.. the baby faces in the back ground.. are what made it for me..
@falseprophet1415
@falseprophet1415 5 лет назад
That might be the funniest fucking thing I've ever watched in my whole life! XDD
@dionwoollaston5717
@dionwoollaston5717 5 лет назад
Emerald Fuse except the one where kaiba says "screw the rules I have money"
@rhyzvanic3660
@rhyzvanic3660 5 лет назад
seriously that never fails to make me laugh
@JeanLucCaptain
@JeanLucCaptain 5 лет назад
still ZEEENTCH GOT ZERG RUSHED BY CUTE FLUFFY ANIMALS!
@fallout_flame
@fallout_flame 4 года назад
3 years. It took me 3 years to realize the reason we can see Kitten's hand is because Tzeench can see it.
@laurenkirby97
@laurenkirby97 3 года назад
And hear his thoughts as well
@patrickmarkovich7244
@patrickmarkovich7244 2 года назад
wow, I hadn't thought of this till you said it...... the comments are a goldmine
@SephirothRyu
@SephirothRyu Год назад
We are the Tzeench all along!
@hartianx1698
@hartianx1698 Год назад
Which is why the list fades away when Magnus blocks Tzeench... so many details.
@tizlei2000
@tizlei2000 Год назад
Thank you
@tdofducksplays
@tdofducksplays 4 года назад
Kitten “I want to play call of duty.” Game Title “HALO” Background Art “Battlefield” The best way to acknowledge them all
@DepressedCrow
@DepressedCrow 2 года назад
Paradox interactive logo in the corner as well
@WH40KHero
@WH40KHero 2 года назад
Battlefield of Duty: RTS Evolved
@TheRedMage01
@TheRedMage01 Год назад
PS3 case but Xbox logo as well.
@Eradicator-jv9xr
@Eradicator-jv9xr Год назад
@@DepressedCrow so it's call of battlefield: stellaris halo?
@moodyowlproductions4287
@moodyowlproductions4287 Год назад
Magnus the red"NOOOOOOOOOO"!(grabs kitten and walks off screen)!
@hectoriiibongconuqui7106
@hectoriiibongconuqui7106 5 лет назад
And so, Kitten earned a new name. The Defier of Fate.
@chairmeme6231
@chairmeme6231 4 года назад
And wife of the emperor
@NguyenMinh-vs1vm
@NguyenMinh-vs1vm 4 года назад
Chair Meme HERESY!!!!
@chairmeme6231
@chairmeme6231 4 года назад
@@NguyenMinh-vs1vm no u
@philiproe1661
@philiproe1661 4 года назад
When he defeats Cegorach he will be the New King of Comedy! When he defeats the Deceiver he will be the destroyer of lies!
@chairmeme6231
@chairmeme6231 4 года назад
Kitten the universal
@CodeeXD
@CodeeXD 4 года назад
Rescue cat has sacrificed himself for his battle brothers. He will always be remembered
@phylippezimmermannpaquin2062
@phylippezimmermannpaquin2062 4 года назад
twice!
@jasonlatimer3022
@jasonlatimer3022 4 года назад
The fallen shall be ever remembered as The Emperor's finest
@flare3000
@flare3000 3 года назад
Wait! WAIT! He is still alive! Quickly brothers! We must inter him into a Dreadnought
@domc9801
@domc9801 3 года назад
Funny thing Custodes don’t have the same brotherly connection, unless their Kitten of course.
@spongeyspikes09
@spongeyspikes09 3 года назад
From now on I'll not prefer them monsters instead I'll call them battle brothers/sisters
@JacksonJinn
@JacksonJinn 3 года назад
...It took me nearly four years to figure this out but if the Captain-General is represented in the deck by Wind-Up Kitten, *does that mean the 3 Milus Radiants are the Fabulous Custodes?*
@word6344
@word6344 2 года назад
Light *radiates from their lubrucated abs*
@abdelarch8038
@abdelarch8038 2 года назад
You just blew my mind.
@ZxMoonLightxZ
@ZxMoonLightxZ 2 года назад
Amazing!
@Preaplanes
@Preaplanes 2 года назад
What does that make Rescue Cat?
@word6344
@word6344 2 года назад
@@Preaplanes hawk boi sanguy
@TheBanditKingKir
@TheBanditKingKir 2 года назад
The sheer joy kitten emits when he says "haHAaaaa fuck you Tzeentch" is contagious.
@senhoramarocas.5285
@senhoramarocas.5285 Год назад
Ikr.
@thelakeguardian8188
@thelakeguardian8188 Год назад
"You're a Neeeerrrd!"
@gamechanger8908
@gamechanger8908 Год назад
Defying a literal chaos God and winning would give such a feeling.
@starhalv2427
@starhalv2427 Год назад
​@@thelakeguardian8188certified Technoblade moment
@thelakeguardian8188
@thelakeguardian8188 Год назад
@@starhalv2427 Indeed.
@yugijak
@yugijak 4 года назад
'The only intricate thing about this game is it's ban list' As a fan of said game this is depressingly true.
@everythingsalright1121
@everythingsalright1121 4 года назад
is it that bad?
@yugijak
@yugijak 4 года назад
@@everythingsalright1121 Feels that way sometimes. I mean I know The Chase is a thing and is necessary for a healthy TCG market but Konami takes it a bit too far. Then again why am I surprised. I play fairly low level anyway. Been working on a Majespecter Magical Musketeer deck. The big piece I need (while I'm tweaking it) is that link 1 link musketeer. Although being able to synergize the two halves is a challenge in and of itself.
@isam1542
@isam1542 4 года назад
Could you please tell me the name of the game? I REALLY need to check it out now.
@yugijak
@yugijak 4 года назад
@@isam1542 yugioh
@bossboss2748
@bossboss2748 4 года назад
yugijak wanna duel?
@Kiwithe3rd
@Kiwithe3rd 7 лет назад
During recording, Kiwi was told this is actually how the game plays. He still doesn't believe it.
@alfabusa
@alfabusa 7 лет назад
Amazing, isn't it? AmazinGLY SHIIIIIIT.
@superanimeniac
@superanimeniac 7 лет назад
it's not. pot of greed has never been legal at 3 and is currently banned card destruction has been banned for a long time, and before that it was at 1 for literally a decade several of the cards he used have been errata'd both the morphing jars are banned
@Kiwithe3rd
@Kiwithe3rd 7 лет назад
Your statements that specific cards don't work that way just makes Kiwi feel more and more like the game isn't real.
@lorddiable
@lorddiable 7 лет назад
but what ARE rules, really.
@superanimeniac
@superanimeniac 7 лет назад
for the record, cards in this video that are banned: Monster reborn(banned everywhere but japan, where it's at 1) pot of avarice(banned everywhere but japan, where it's at 1) pot of greed graceful charity card destruction(banned everywhere but japan, where it's at 1) giant trunade morphing jar #2(banned everywhere but japan, where it's at 1) cards in this video that don't work the way they are depicted in this video: rescue cat(can only be used once per turn, no matter how many times it comes out. also negates the monsters it summons out) mystical space typhoon(does not negate) pot of avarice(can only target monsters in grave) and finally, game mechanics done wrong: tzeentch went first and started with 6 cards. The player going first does not draw. MST does not negate giant trunade would not stop magical explosion from activating But what ARE rules, really.
@Cipher529
@Cipher529 3 года назад
I love the fact a Custudian just called a chaos God a nerd
@farenhaid13421
@farenhaid13421 Год назад
Not noticing the one who wins these sort of games is even MORE nerd XD
@moodyowlproductions4287
@moodyowlproductions4287 Год назад
Custodian....
@adenosine2electricboogaloo647
@adenosine2electricboogaloo647 10 месяцев назад
custardian
@Owlmeatsandbeaks
@Owlmeatsandbeaks 3 месяца назад
Custard
@SoraHjort
@SoraHjort 4 года назад
Just had the realization... This... this was all a part of the Emperor's plan. He specifically made kitten learn the game, gave him a specifically tailored deck.... all so Kitten could save Magnus. and that includes pesturing the captain general over and over about the life support. Because he knew kitten wouldn't go through with it. It was to just get him to stand up to get him properly decked (ha) out to fight a chaos god! *headdesk* this is just like the feather comment from episodes ago
@FireTalon24
@FireTalon24 3 года назад
I highly doubt this was actually the case but from the point of view in-universe, this may have all been planned from the start. There are little references here and there in the early episodes that come true now.
@HappyBeezerStudios
@HappyBeezerStudios 3 года назад
Not only that, Big E played a game against him and forced Kitten to win. So not only did he taught him the game, the Emperor made his Captain General into a player that can beat gods!
@SoraHjort
@SoraHjort 3 года назад
@@HappyBeezerStudios \*SPOILERS SPOILERS*/ And then there are later episodes where we get into the shards of the Emperor... I'm pretty sure that a certain clown is one of his shards at this point due to both the emperor and said clown want chaos gods to die. the rabbit hole is long winding and branching. so many things.. SO MANY THINGS \*headdesks desk in half*/
@Johndoe-cg3kf
@Johndoe-cg3kf 3 года назад
No that is an elder god
@UncleMerlin
@UncleMerlin 3 года назад
@@Johndoe-cg3kf who also plays the game
@qliphalpuzzle5453
@qliphalpuzzle5453 5 лет назад
To think a Lovecraftian elder god got defeated by Lovecraft’s favorite animal
@WoWFtw8
@WoWFtw8 5 лет назад
a custodian?
@joenuts8312
@joenuts8312 5 лет назад
I didn't know Kitten's real name was N word man
@beastwarsFTW
@beastwarsFTW 5 лет назад
@@joenuts8312 He is black under that armor.
@furiousfinch1587
@furiousfinch1587 4 года назад
@@joenuts8312 Just say the name. It's just a word. It only has power that is given to it.
@principetnomusic
@principetnomusic 4 года назад
@@furiousfinch1587 That is the case for all words. You wouldn't swear in a church either
@serialkillerwhale
@serialkillerwhale 7 лет назад
Wait until Jaghatai Khan challenges Magnus to a children's card game _on motorcycles_
@ThePa1riot
@ThePa1riot 7 лет назад
serialkillerwhale CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES!
@linearman0245
@linearman0245 7 лет назад
Magnus: I feel a odd sense of Deja Vu for some reason.
@jackwhelan8249
@jackwhelan8249 7 лет назад
serialkillerwhale yesss!
@SiegeTF
@SiegeTF 6 лет назад
Rock'nroll racing. They need a ma~a~a~asive cogitator to emulate the processing power of a SNES.
@OMartinez91
@OMartinez91 6 лет назад
CARD GAMES ON POWER ARMOR!!!!
@TransLatios
@TransLatios Год назад
Watching this again cause Magnus has his own card in Magic now. Red/Blue which fits him so well Bruva predicted it.
@navypilot47
@navypilot47 Год назад
Holy shit you're right. I mean Magnus being Red-Blue makes sense, but I still have to wonder if someone at Wizards made that connection intentionally.
@gatordragon6140
@gatordragon6140 Год назад
Holy shit I forgot they added 40k, how does he end up playing? Haven't played since before jumpstart and all the newer abilities were added lol
@totoranger01
@totoranger01 2 месяца назад
​@@gatordragon6140 In case you haven't been answered yet, he's all about building up a large board of creature tokens to reduce the cost of your instants and sorceries
@dnhydra777
@dnhydra777 Год назад
My favorite part about this episode is the fact that wagering your friend’s soul with an ancient eldritch deity over a children’s card game is surprisingly common in Yugioh.
@Jampolo_OG
@Jampolo_OG 5 лет назад
A genetically modified super soldier playing a children's card game against an indecisive mollusk of an eldritch god of plots and schemes for the soul of a one-eyed, winged half-daemon with nipples on his head Yep
@clothar23
@clothar23 4 года назад
Just another Tuesday in the Imperium of Man.
@Abdega
@Abdega 3 года назад
Since Kitten owns the soul of a daemon prince, does that technically make Kitten a chaos god now?
@codyrhodes2473
@codyrhodes2473 3 года назад
yey
@jixdl8617
@jixdl8617 3 года назад
@@Abdega good question
@emilianomerendino3311
@emilianomerendino3311 3 года назад
@@Abdega Perhaps he could become the god of patience a way or another
@topscholar102
@topscholar102 7 лет назад
Emperor's Deck - Based around buffing a single, unstoppable monster Tzeench's Deck - Based around exploiting combination's of cards Kitten's Deck - Based around cats, small de-buffs and the collective power of the Imperium in the form of weak cards buffing each-other I really love how the different decks reflect the characters personalities.
@beastwarsFTW
@beastwarsFTW 7 лет назад
If Knorne and Nurgle had decks I'm guessing Knorne would have a heavy monster and anti spell and trap deck with berserker soul thrown in and Nurgle's would be a staller with cards that slowly whittle away at life points and crush card viruses.
@frankg2790
@frankg2790 7 лет назад
All the monsters in the deck used by Slaneesh are female.
@soldiersPL
@soldiersPL 7 лет назад
Or possibly male, male with female genitalia, female with male genitalia, or male/female with both, since fuuuuuuuuuucking Slaneesh
@dark7element
@dark7element 7 лет назад
Don't forget that Tzeentch's deck is made up entirely of cards banned for being easily abused
@GMorgan84
@GMorgan84 7 лет назад
I love how Kitten always uses Wind-up Kitten
@AsbestosMuffins
@AsbestosMuffins 4 года назад
love how the gods just use total meme decks
@laurenkirby97
@laurenkirby97 3 года назад
The emperor did say the meta was unforgiving in the warp, with no real regulation people can just play exploit decks all they want. Not dissimilar to most small playing groups.
@MrLimboRL
@MrLimboRL 2 года назад
Except Khorne. Guarantee he uses Beatdown decks.
@omegon2540
@omegon2540 2 года назад
@@MrLimboRL probably traind
@superevolvedshinamalgamleo8168
@superevolvedshinamalgamleo8168 2 года назад
@@omegon2540 gork uses backstabbing deck
@jolynekujobackfromprison744
@jolynekujobackfromprison744 2 года назад
@@MrLimboRL Khorne absolutely uses a Blue Eyes deck.
@Maverickslayer744
@Maverickslayer744 4 года назад
"I play Red/Blue." Your brothers's torment for you was valid and the Emperor did nothing wrong. Also Space Wolves.
@filwilliamson9149
@filwilliamson9149 3 года назад
Wait what is Red/Blue
@Maverickslayer744
@Maverickslayer744 3 года назад
@@filwilliamson9149 Magic The Gathering reference. Basically Red/Blue is one of the most obnoxious decks to play against.
@filwilliamson9149
@filwilliamson9149 3 года назад
@@Maverickslayer744 I see
@PhileasLiebmann
@PhileasLiebmann 3 года назад
@@Maverickslayer744 Izzet is perfectly fine if you're not an ass about it. But as Dimir exists thus I'd argue all other decks are automatically fine by contrast.
@mouse9831
@mouse9831 3 года назад
@@PhileasLiebmann it's magnus, he's of course going to be an ass about it :P
@TheBlueRoseWitch
@TheBlueRoseWitch 6 лет назад
"The only intricate thing about that game is its ban list!" OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@masterofthelag8414
@masterofthelag8414 6 лет назад
(and the fact that half of Tzeench's deck is on it)
@Darqshadow
@Darqshadow 6 лет назад
Lol. So many kittens. For kitten.
@dobelong3141
@dobelong3141 5 лет назад
Mnemosyne fc
@ultramarinescaptain3840
@ultramarinescaptain3840 5 лет назад
Tzeentch is now depressed.
@GreenStuffConsumer
@GreenStuffConsumer 5 лет назад
I spray my drink when I heard this
@axiolot5857
@axiolot5857 4 года назад
"I am demonstating to you THE TRUE POWER OF THE IMPERIUM THROUGH THE USE OF SMALL, FLUFFY ANIMALS!" clearly epic
@vectorstrike
@vectorstrike 4 года назад
one of the best lines in the entire series
@isam1542
@isam1542 4 года назад
Fuck huge battles with expensive GCI, this series is the MOST EPIC thing I've seen in a decade!
@axiolot5857
@axiolot5857 4 года назад
@@isam1542 true lmao
@nadamada8328
@nadamada8328 3 года назад
@@isam1542 this series exemplifies the old adage of "less is more," considering it's story and effects
@steveasaurus3812
@steveasaurus3812 3 года назад
Space Wolves in a nutshell
@matthewnabb4482
@matthewnabb4482 3 года назад
As someone who only knows the basics of 40k lore, I consider this entirely 100% canon
@connorschrock2883
@connorschrock2883 3 года назад
You are correct. This is canon. You can trust me my dad is GW
@El_Xrystos
@El_Xrystos 8 месяцев назад
@@connorschrock2883 Perhaps your dad is also Alpharius
@tomasdubravsky4851
@tomasdubravsky4851 6 месяцев назад
But who is Alpharius really,@@El_Xrystos ?
@Deathunter761
@Deathunter761 4 года назад
So cute and sad, Magnus was really hoping to talk with his adoptive dad from Prospero, as what Magnus said Prospero was a beautiful place before imperial arrival. A good time for him probably, I think he's one of the saddest Primarchs cause he knew and enjoyed peace and happiness, then the Emperor arrived and war began.
@Tonatsi
@Tonatsi 3 года назад
Only beaten by Angron for sadness
@SephirothRyu
@SephirothRyu Год назад
And now his soul is in custody of a Custodes. Though thankfully, the one that keeps his armor on.
@BarokaiRein
@BarokaiRein 4 года назад
I love the fact that Kitten's voice got deeper as soon as he challenges tzeentch. From now on he shall be known as Yami Kitten
@crusom6771
@crusom6771 3 года назад
Yami Kitten brings bad luck :D
@midrovar5811
@midrovar5811 3 года назад
its captain kitten
@parkerdixon-word6295
@parkerdixon-word6295 3 года назад
Oh My God, THAT'S WHAT THAT JOKE WAS
@AngryGerbils
@AngryGerbils 3 года назад
"I thought your name was Atem."
@seekingabsolution1907
@seekingabsolution1907 3 года назад
Why not Kittem?
@imstupid880
@imstupid880 5 лет назад
"Giving your deck diarrhea doesn't seem like the best strategy" Someone hasn't played against dredge.
@Dushess
@Dushess 4 года назад
Flick flick
@oluftheexplorer9476
@oluftheexplorer9476 4 года назад
Or to a lesser extent, cyber dark
@albireotheredguard1599
@albireotheredguard1599 4 года назад
That's why the Emperor invented the Quick Play Magic Card: Pepto Bismol!
@bubzer
@bubzer 4 года назад
i loiked your comment, but there's 666 likes on it, so I won't break it
@shroowooms
@shroowooms 3 года назад
Lightsworns go flic flic
@Tonatsi
@Tonatsi 3 года назад
"I'm not silvery" "Or are you? - Boop" has the same energy as "I ordered a pizza but you sent me a black hole" "I'd beg to differ" - there is suddenly a pizza in the spot of a black hole.
@daytenanderson3898
@daytenanderson3898 3 года назад
PIEMATIONS YEAHHHH
@holdencross5904
@holdencross5904 3 года назад
@@daytenanderson3898 which video
@daytenanderson3898
@daytenanderson3898 3 года назад
@@holdencross5904 ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-Ln3Jm55Abl8.html
@TheBonesMalone
@TheBonesMalone 3 года назад
Lets be honest, Bill and Tzeneech would be friends
@Tonatsi
@Tonatsi 3 года назад
@@TheBonesMalone of course
@scavenger1498
@scavenger1498 Год назад
Magnus saying he plays Izzet is even funnier now that he's been printed as a magic card and is in fact Izzet colors.
@kishinasura1504
@kishinasura1504 7 лет назад
"The true power of the Imperium through the use of small, fluffy animals!" QUOTE OF THE YEAR.
@kabob0077
@kabob0077 7 лет назад
Kishin Asura During a Children's Card Game! I want to know though, when can we see Card Games on motorcycles? (CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES!)
@TheOmegagoldfish
@TheOmegagoldfish 7 лет назад
Motorcycles? You know what that means? DOOMRIDER!
@kabob0077
@kabob0077 7 лет назад
***** OH SHIT, IT'S SNOWFLAME!
@kishinasura1504
@kishinasura1504 7 лет назад
THE KHAN'S CHILDREN'S CARD GAME
@robinderoos1166
@robinderoos1166 7 лет назад
Kishin Asura just wait untill ppl Start rolling out cat armies vs the vile xenos!
@mizu7662
@mizu7662 4 года назад
I have only just now realized (nearly 3 years later) that Tzeentch was actually using his corny villain plan monologue to lie about his card's effect while hoping that (like me) Kitten and Magnus wouldn't read the card themselves and see it is only 200 damage per lost spell card instead of 300. Which was seemingly done entirely for the lulz since with a 60 card deck he still probably had 40 spell cards in the grave anyway so that he could take out Kitten's 8000 LP.
@TheJ13579
@TheJ13579 3 года назад
I actually used Magical Explosion as a signature card in my deck in Legacy of the Duelist: Link Evolution, so I kind of noticed that.
@TheNarwhal85
@TheNarwhal85 3 года назад
I like how the magical explosion damage thing bothered you both but not the mst negates it. Obviously it’s a joke that mst negates but still way more egregious rule break
@dr.godfather8250
@dr.godfather8250 3 года назад
@@TheNarwhal85 Mat or MST?
@TheNarwhal85
@TheNarwhal85 3 года назад
@@dr.godfather8250 No clue what you are asking
@dr.godfather8250
@dr.godfather8250 3 года назад
@@TheNarwhal85 mhmm...
@twenty-fifth420
@twenty-fifth420 2 года назад
RIP to Kazuki Takuhashi, as he died tragically recently. I will never forget his achievement of inventing Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker. I guess I will marathon all of the Children’s Card Game of TTS.
@drakeyork241
@drakeyork241 3 года назад
When you realise that tzeentch probably developed Ailurophobia after this
@romualdcaffeserre6230
@romualdcaffeserre6230 3 года назад
Maybe he did. Maybe he didnt. What are cat anyways ?
@WarmLusamine
@WarmLusamine 2 года назад
Whatever they are, they still kicked his cephalopod ass.
@Kartissa
@Kartissa Год назад
Hardly Irrational. Tzeentch's subsequent fear of cats has a perfectly reasonable source....
@idkwhatimdoing7264
@idkwhatimdoing7264 4 года назад
"WHAT ARE RULES THOOO" Kitten really Hit Tzeench hard
@TheLangenator
@TheLangenator 3 года назад
*_AN INTERESTING QUESTION, ASSHOLE_*
@grammarnazi1495
@grammarnazi1495 Год назад
If you're gonna quote something, do it right. When you mangle the quote that badly, it's a lot harder to associate it with the original.
@gatordragon6140
@gatordragon6140 Год назад
InTeReStInG qUeStIoN aSsHoLe
@nickleonardi1732
@nickleonardi1732 Год назад
He beat Tzeench at his own game... in more ways than one 😂
@elduquecaradura1468
@elduquecaradura1468 11 месяцев назад
and his "or did it?" was truly farsical definitelly Kitten knows how to be sassy sometimes
@NeoChronoid
@NeoChronoid 6 лет назад
So, what I'm getting from these two specials is that kitten's deck is all about applying simple solutions to intricate problems, exploiting his enemie's weaknesses and bringing out the full potential of his monsters through synergy. Considerind his deck was generated from hin mental activity.... Is Kitten actually the greatest commander and strategist to ever walk the galaxy?
@DGARedRaven
@DGARedRaven 5 лет назад
GET THAT MAN TO CADIA ASAP.
@Plankensen
@Plankensen 5 лет назад
@@DGARedRaven Cantdia do that no more
@DGARedRaven
@DGARedRaven 5 лет назад
Do you mean to say that Cadia stands no More, Heret- Sayer of wrong things?
@Plankensen
@Plankensen 5 лет назад
@@DGARedRaven I am. I'm also saying that we should bring a shitton of regiments over to kill some chaos-worshipping scum.
@crim1188
@crim1188 5 лет назад
@@Plankensen bullshit, Creed just hid Cadia. Don't underestimate his Tactical Genius.
@bananakinflyswatter904
@bananakinflyswatter904 Год назад
God I love that perpetually frightened Guardsman who materializes wherever and however just to get frightened and run off. What a legend.
@caav56
@caav56 Год назад
Imagine if that's all that's left of Oll Persson.
@QuestionableObject
@QuestionableObject 4 года назад
Magnus's rage scream at the card flicking feels like it comes from a place of deep pain.
@airplanemaniacgaming7877
@airplanemaniacgaming7877 Год назад
Flicking your cards like that........can bend them. *_PAIN_*
@ARStudios2000
@ARStudios2000 Год назад
Best part of the video
@spinyjustspiny3289
@spinyjustspiny3289 7 лет назад
Rule 1 of understanding Tzeench's plans He is so good at his title that he deceives himself into thinking he'll ultimately win.
@merrittanimation7721
@merrittanimation7721 6 лет назад
Spiny Justspiny That's why the Deceiver hangs out with him...
@sydvigue824
@sydvigue824 6 лет назад
Tzeench plots to plot, therefore he ultimately has no end game with said plots. A plot with no end goal eventually will end in failure.
@paulman34340
@paulman34340 6 лет назад
syd vigue oh so basically he's a strategist with no tactical skills or is it a tactician with no concept of strategy
@NameName2.0
@NameName2.0 5 лет назад
Oh.. shit.. you're right.
@paulman34340
@paulman34340 5 лет назад
@Magni56 very true
@elonwhatever
@elonwhatever 6 лет назад
"I wanna play call of duty" *holds up a PS3 box with the xbox logo, with battlefield art and HALO printed on it* Priceless :p.
@hisokamorow6709
@hisokamorow6709 5 лет назад
I missed that, how did i missed that! O.O
@jeremybk54
@jeremybk54 5 лет назад
i only noticed it initially because i saw the battlefield logo, then re-winded and saw the rest of the case
@coriusfarinprimarchofthese7007
@coriusfarinprimarchofthese7007 4 года назад
I missed it my first couple times watching, but I saw that this time and lost my shit.
@datkhornedog899
@datkhornedog899 4 года назад
It's Call of Duty in Battlefield through Halo.
@arandominternetperson437
@arandominternetperson437 3 года назад
This is late but, it also has the paradox interactive logo in the corner
@xmlash234
@xmlash234 3 года назад
"The only intricate thing about this game is its ban list" never have truer words been spoken
@nazamroth8427
@nazamroth8427 2 года назад
Okay, this will never be seen after so many years and comments, but I have just realized something.... There is a book where Tzeentch actually interacts with a mortal, and her mind is basically destroyed. He says like 2 sentences and a planet almost cracks. And here we have Kitten, who beat him at his own game, while enduring that.
@eaglekiller888dragon2
@eaglekiller888dragon2 2 года назад
i mean he is a custodes
@totalnerd5674
@totalnerd5674 Год назад
Isn't there also a story where a little girl beats his impossible labyrinth or something? I don't read the books or anything, I only really do RU-vid. Also, you're not hidden to me!
@marygoround1292
@marygoround1292 Год назад
Found you!
@imonbanerjee2997
@imonbanerjee2997 Год назад
Which book
@nazamroth8427
@nazamroth8427 Год назад
@@imonbanerjee2997 It has been many moons since I read any warhammer, so no idea of the title. But its about a chaos world where an imperial ship crashed. The imperials then built a local civilization and started subjugating the aboriginals. Then another imperial fleet shows up and crashes and turns out, it was all according to plan.
@HubiKoshi
@HubiKoshi 4 года назад
I seriously love those moments when Kitten goes full Captain General. He is so cool.
@Tonatsi
@Tonatsi 3 года назад
HubiKoshi there’s a reason he’s the captain-general after all
@joshlee7449
@joshlee7449 3 года назад
Well its less captain general mode and more the reference to the Pharoah in Yu-Gi-Oh!
@HubiKoshi
@HubiKoshi 3 года назад
@@joshlee7449 Kitten going King of the Children's Card Game!
@Ajehy
@Ajehy 3 года назад
@@joshlee7449 - Why not both?
@GRANTry20
@GRANTry20 4 месяца назад
@@joshlee7449 He did this in a normal episode before this captain general mode
@portaljumper339
@portaljumper339 7 лет назад
"Ooooooooh shit, it's Tzeentch" Only adequate way to address the Changer of Ways, really
@baker90338
@baker90338 6 лет назад
So basically tzeentch is a therapist for the warp?
@mrjtfang2
@mrjtfang2 5 лет назад
OR IS HE?!
@stephenlangley9540
@stephenlangley9540 5 лет назад
That shit popped in my head today had to re-watch for like the tenth time
@Kayriel
@Kayriel 5 лет назад
It is outdone by one other. "Hahaaaaa! Fuck you Tzeentch, you're a neeeerrrrd!"
@daiamonto2517
@daiamonto2517 5 лет назад
I just scream, HERESY! ...To adress such a thing.
@DoctorUmbra
@DoctorUmbra 2 года назад
This is my favorite chapter of all the series. Can't believe it's all ending for now. Bruva, thank you for all these years of fun. It's been one hell of a trip.
@Kingjustin1019
@Kingjustin1019 4 года назад
“I can’t wait to speak with luigi himself.” “The Nova Cannon awaits you after this...”
@LEGOMANIAC419
@LEGOMANIAC419 7 лет назад
Wind-Up Kitten, *HERO OF THE IMPERIUM!!*
@wheelsgearscircutrygaming6357
@wheelsgearscircutrygaming6357 6 лет назад
Hey man ... spoilers! I haven't finished it yet ...
@gubbikiller
@gubbikiller 6 лет назад
it is his card persona idd
@szarekhtheimmortal2293
@szarekhtheimmortal2293 6 лет назад
The ultimate sidekick to Sly Marbo
@Finalhellmaster
@Finalhellmaster 6 лет назад
Wind-Up Kitten is Sly Marbo's pet for sure
@Interfector0
@Interfector0 6 лет назад
Nah, it's a cat, so it's the other way around: Sly Marbo is Wind-Up Kitten's human.
@gerryportuguezjr.652
@gerryportuguezjr.652 4 года назад
I love how the background changes to babies when Tzeentch was cheated to represent his baby rage LMAO
@Ajehy
@Ajehy 3 года назад
Not only that, but Kitten’s background changes to smug babies XD
@ThumperMinerUnion
@ThumperMinerUnion 2 года назад
AN INTERESTING QUESTION ASSHOLE!
@kabob0077
@kabob0077 3 года назад
13:28 For anyone who wants a button for Kitten saying "What are rules really though?"
@morgant.dulaman8733
@morgant.dulaman8733 3 года назад
Or a shirt.
@clipboss8052
@clipboss8052 5 дней назад
13:31 *AN INTERESTING QUESTION ASSHOLE!*
@vsGoliath96
@vsGoliath96 3 года назад
"The only thing intricate about this game is it's ban list." *cries in Monster Reborn*
@giantturtlecat2959
@giantturtlecat2959 5 лет назад
Did...Did Kitten just beat the god of change and Fate?! IN A CARD GAME?!!
@electrohalo8798
@electrohalo8798 4 года назад
Giant Turtle Cat yes
@vinnylatoria4478
@vinnylatoria4478 4 года назад
THHIIIISSSS MAY BE THE CASE.
@connormacleod4922
@connormacleod4922 4 года назад
"An interesting question."
@datkhornedog899
@datkhornedog899 4 года назад
Through the might of kittens.
@unknownvagrant6851
@unknownvagrant6851 4 года назад
An InTeReStInG qUeStIoN aSsHoLe
@Chiscringle
@Chiscringle 7 лет назад
Kitten's now got wins against the Emperor and Tzeentch. If he finds and eliminates the Deceiver and Cegorach does that make him the God of Card Games? The Chaos Gods will have to start calling him the Annoy-thema.
@kabob0077
@kabob0077 7 лет назад
Chiscringle Right now he definitely deserves the title King of Games due to beating two God-tier entities with a deck whose only monsters are based on Cats.
@larryfoullke219
@larryfoullke219 7 лет назад
+kabob 007 cat deck op plz nerf.
@kabob0077
@kabob0077 7 лет назад
Agg Bass It's like beating someone with only koribos and winged koribos.
@johnheater6697
@johnheater6697 7 лет назад
Chiscringle He also needs to play against the Hive Mind
@larryfoullke219
@larryfoullke219 7 лет назад
+kabob 007 never played yu-gi-oh so that means nothing to me sorry
@mckmitte
@mckmitte 3 месяца назад
I chuckled at Magnus playing red blue since his magic card is red blue, and then laughed way more when I realized this predates that crossover by multiple years
@michaeltodd343
@michaeltodd343 6 месяцев назад
I've returned to this banger of a video with a glorious update: Magnus' comment about playing Red/Blue (in Magic: the Gathering) is what inspired me to pick up the game 6 years ago. And now, in the the grim darkness of the year 2024, I have the opportunity and means to put together an honest-to-da-Emprah Magnus the Red commander deck. Thank you Bruvah, for inspiring me to jump in on a hobby that has brought a lot of happiness to my life.
@tristonchism1872
@tristonchism1872 5 лет назад
You can see Kitten's hand in the top right corner of the screen, RIGHT up until Magnus begins blocking Tzeentch from reading his mind. Damn good touch.
@echo_ironside8006
@echo_ironside8006 2 года назад
I read that literally, as in his literal hand and not his cards lmao
@ynnering2454
@ynnering2454 6 лет назад
*"I HAVE NIPPLES ON MY HEAD!"* - I died of laughter
@preachymink9468
@preachymink9468 6 лет назад
Mr. Aksis NOWANNAGO!!
@kevinstapp328
@kevinstapp328 6 лет назад
What does Magnus think nipples look like?
@combativeThinker
@combativeThinker 6 лет назад
Homestuck fanon in a nutshell.
@shamrocksardonic2582
@shamrocksardonic2582 5 лет назад
All nipples look like his, obviously, as you can see by the two examples mounted firmly on his chest.
@jaypea30
@jaypea30 5 лет назад
@@shamrocksardonic2582 heh
@mrwyatt1456
@mrwyatt1456 4 года назад
I love how the captain general was so calm about his armor turning grey and simply saying aw how ghastly like it was just the slightest of inconveniences I know I’d have lost it
@samlevy9897
@samlevy9897 4 года назад
Damn, Magnus has more dads than Giorno.
@thelakeguardian8188
@thelakeguardian8188 Год назад
The same, really.
@TerLoki
@TerLoki 7 лет назад
Hold the Vox for a second. If this trend of characters playing childrens' card games keeps up, and the Ultramarines manage to find/bring home Jaghatai Khan... I think we all know what needs to happen. CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES!
@baker90338
@baker90338 6 лет назад
Busa. Battlebrotha. Please. MAKE THIS HAPPEN.
@texasgunslinger6201
@texasgunslinger6201 6 лет назад
There's already an entire yu-gi-oh season about them!
@agentrex1
@agentrex1 6 лет назад
also didnt emps say the laughing god plays this so maybe we'll get kitten vs the laughing god
@zekenkurolyon
@zekenkurolyon 6 лет назад
i summon Jaghatai Khan
@logandelaharpe6362
@logandelaharpe6362 6 лет назад
Magnus does have a bike
@OverLordRiper
@OverLordRiper 7 лет назад
Wait a minute, i get it now! The Emperor (in His infinite wisdom) foresaw all of this. Why else would he challenge Kitten for something he can effortlessly force him to do (or get someone else to do it), and to such a specific game? He wanted to give him the knowledge and the experience to best Tzeentch here. Truly the Master of Mankind.
@awendigowithinternetaccess4400
OverLordRiper That's an interesting theory.
@thebighurt2495
@thebighurt2495 7 лет назад
I support this.
@OfLanceTheLonginus
@OfLanceTheLonginus 7 лет назад
JUST AS PLANNED
@MR.LMR1996
@MR.LMR1996 7 лет назад
I've got one theory where the reason the Emperor tricked Inquisitor Fyodor Karamazov into thinking he was one of his reborn fragments of his psyche, was so that after being banished into the Warp, where all Thoughts and Emotions become literal manifestations in it, he would BECOME a fragment of the Emperor's psyche. So that while in the Warp, his presence would help The Emperor reclaim the lost fragments of his shattered Soul, so that when he returns to Terra with Leman Russ, The Emperor can regain the lost fragments of his soul and thus restore himself to his physical form again.
@melrakan
@melrakan 7 лет назад
hly shit LMR So when Karamazov returns, he's just going to literally get that Emperor-fragment-buffed-up-soul of his sucked out of his body?
@arkangel7782
@arkangel7782 Год назад
Two years later, Magnus the Red gets his first magic the gathering card, and its Blue/Red.
@Alkavi_Ch
@Alkavi_Ch Год назад
"What are rules, really?" "AN INTERESTING QUESTION ASSHOLE" It gets me every time lmao
@kaelibw34
@kaelibw34 4 года назад
“The only intricate thing about this game is it’s ban list.” I still play this game and I can’t argue with that.
@Ajehy
@Ajehy 3 года назад
That’s the problem when the manga/show needs to give villains OP abilities, while also giving the heroes ways to counter those abilities in one big, final, dramatic play. Good for storytelling, horrible for balance.
@Ekatkid
@Ekatkid Год назад
@@Ajehy this isn’t even really true, in fact a good amount of cards from the anime aren’t even accurate to the game. The god cards are awful, and a lot of other cards aren’t played and never were.
@onceuponaban
@onceuponaban 7 лет назад
1:13 And this is where Bruva realizes there is no image of Kitten with his hand held out.
@merrittanimation7721
@merrittanimation7721 6 лет назад
Mr.Rankings11 where?
@KeishinB237
@KeishinB237 5 лет назад
He means there is no image available with an Adeptus costodes with similar armor to Kitten with their hand held out. So our glorious battle Bruva made the excuse Kitten is simply unable to let go of his weapon.
@bfnvalley
@bfnvalley 5 лет назад
Keishin B237 Yet can somehow hold Yu-Gi-O cards...
@TerrorLTZ
@TerrorLTZ 5 лет назад
he is holding them with his will
@voidimperial1179
@voidimperial1179 5 лет назад
He holds them up through sheer force of belief in the Man-Emperor of Mankind.
@TheAlmightyGameGenie
@TheAlmightyGameGenie Год назад
I find it funny that Magnus made a joke about playing Red/Blue considering that the new 40k MTG Commander products include him and made him Red/Blue
@DonSleeperAgent
@DonSleeperAgent Год назад
9:24 love that it took him a second to realize that “all it took was a SINGLE card to disable all of that planning” to come to the conclusion that he did that with the webway while completely destroying the emperors plans - man am I late to realize this
@Maxibon2007
@Maxibon2007 7 лет назад
There needs to be more awkward moments between Magnus and some random Blood Ravens.
@Rukdug
@Rukdug 7 лет назад
Steve Porter Blood Ravens: "Are you are daddy?" Magnus: "Uhh, why are you asking me that? I mean your name sounds like you'd be more likely connected to either Sanguinius or Corvus given that na-wait a minute! Where did my tome of warp secrets from my belt go?" Blood Ravens (in other ship/shuttle): "Bye pops! Thanks for the book!" Magnus: "Oh you cheeky-get back here!!" Blood Ravens: "Nope. Also, thanks for the horns." Magnus (recognizes one set of his horns has been cut off and stolen): "H-How?" Blood Ravens: "Lots of Librarians and practice." (Disappear into warp) Enter Kitten Magnus: Where some of the Thousand Sons not on Prospero when I dragged it into the warp?" Kitten: "The Blood Ravens are here?!? I have to go lock the reliquary before it's too late!!" Magnus: "I'm going to take that as a 'maybe'." Kitten (offscreen): "No!!! They stole everything!! Emperor damned Blood Ravens!!"
@BSFilms1997
@BSFilms1997 7 лет назад
"Are you my mommy?"
@larryfoullke219
@larryfoullke219 7 лет назад
this is brilliant
@ZiggySol
@ZiggySol 7 лет назад
I must be blind, when did this happen?
@AJZulu
@AJZulu 7 лет назад
Corvidae Cult?
@ALEXANDER1318
@ALEXANDER1318 6 лет назад
Kitten just has to be the secret Primarch of the legio custodes. How else could his spleen be so radiant?
@commanderbacara225
@commanderbacara225 6 лет назад
ALEXANDER1318 The Custodes were created using the Emperor's DNA in conjunction with their own parental DNA.
@alonelyperson6031
@alonelyperson6031 6 лет назад
I don't think so. The Custodes were all genetically enhanced to be the next best thing beside a primarch.
@ineednochannelyoutube5384
@ineednochannelyoutube5384 5 лет назад
+commanderbacara225 So would that technically make their primarch the Emprah?
@dieguy3080
@dieguy3080 5 лет назад
@@alonelyperson6031 Less powerful, considerably more loyal.
@ALEXANDER1318
@ALEXANDER1318 5 лет назад
@@dieguy3080 "Less powerful"? That brother just roflstomped all over the Emperor AND a full on chaos-god.
@Overlord-es8pq
@Overlord-es8pq 3 года назад
I love the fact that this episode is not just a special but actual TTS canon
@hmshood9212
@hmshood9212 5 месяцев назад
This is canon now
@L0CKD0WN34
@L0CKD0WN34 5 лет назад
*WIND UP KITTEN ATTACKS* Tzeentch "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
@alfabusa
@alfabusa 7 лет назад
*FUCK YOU ALFABUSA WHY ARE YOU DOING ANOTHER CHILDREN'S CARD GAME VIDEO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA* I had a lot of fun with this video. I don't think I've ever relied so much on visuals in a video before. I've learnt a lot from making this and will be applying it to all future videos. BY THE WAY! If you want to keep yourself updated with EP25 and its release, I'd suggest following me on Twitter! I've uploaded somewhat of a teaser in the form of the upcoming episode's thumbnail and pinned it, as I always do to show what new video I am currently working on. In case you'd like to decypher what kind of stuff will happen in it. Also, thank fuck for the patrons for being such patient saints and sticking around. I've been moving into a new apartment and both time and money has been very tight. I'm disgustingly grateful for them slamming me in the face with the support-hammer during all this time. You have deserved these emoticon hearts:
@alexandereden8911
@alexandereden8911 7 лет назад
Bruva Alfabusa no worries Alfa. I love these vids!!
@PucciusLOLcannalunga
@PucciusLOLcannalunga 7 лет назад
chaos nigga! just put papa smurf in this series! the truth is sad, but is the only canon primarchs come back from hiatus!
@lucklord7
@lucklord7 7 лет назад
Bruva Alfabusa Are you going to add something about the 40k end times like Cadia getting blown up or are you going to save that for another project
@js8098
@js8098 7 лет назад
You dont even realise the hype caused by this vid... thx :>
@botcommander4804
@botcommander4804 7 лет назад
ELIPHUS, OPEN THE PORTAL!!! Jokes aside, thank you Alfabusa for making this series.
@PilotTed
@PilotTed 3 года назад
I love when Tzeentch says boop, its almost as good as when Emp and Dorn say Yey.
@albeon_draken
@albeon_draken 2 года назад
2:49 Why must EVERY episode of this damn series try to kill me with laughter? It stops being a good thing when it starts hurting my lungs and head.
@AdeptKing
@AdeptKing 5 лет назад
"That's...against...the rules!" I wonder if those pauses meant that he already sensed the irony of his statement. Also I love how Magnus acts like a kid with a new best friend with Kitten and a rebellious teen with Tzeentch.
@finaladvance5085
@finaladvance5085 4 года назад
AdeptKing what are rules really though
@TerrorLTZ
@TerrorLTZ 4 года назад
what i like of that part is how the background changes to different photos of babies laughing (kitten) and crying (Tzeech)
@PauaP
@PauaP 4 года назад
@@TerrorLTZ Tzeentch is baby raging
@Rocketdroid111
@Rocketdroid111 7 лет назад
So, Kitten is silver and owns Magnus' soul, Magnus has wings and face-nipples now, and Tzeentch is in Ultramar. This has been eventful.
@witchBoi_Connor
@witchBoi_Connor 5 лет назад
bloodsplatBOOM nah, for some reason only Kitten risks going to Ultramar. Tzeench and the Emprah are exempt.
@daviddaviddaviddav2983
@daviddaviddaviddav2983 2 года назад
Kitten wants to learn the alphabet then gets disheartened, then gets excited to play Luigi board then disheartened again, then wants to meet Luigi, then reveals he is physically incapable of letting it go. Pretty deep ngl
@SamueL-td7fb
@SamueL-td7fb 2 года назад
A tragedy to rival the tales of old...
@joaquincobas2223
@joaquincobas2223 2 года назад
Nothing will ever be more epic than Wind-Up Kitten charging towards Tzeentch to deliver the final blow
@Apollomasque
@Apollomasque 7 лет назад
Not to discount one of his rare awesome moments, but are we absolutely sure that Kitten wasn't possessed by the soul of The Emperor during that game? His voice did get conspicuously lower.....
@Mechagodzilla128
@Mechagodzilla128 7 лет назад
When dueling, Kitten becomes possessed by the spirit of the golden throne. He becomes Yami Kitten! (In all seriousness though, emps probably helped a little without directly possessing him. Probably one of his fragments giving him courage and a manly voice or something.)
@THB192
@THB192 7 лет назад
Mechagodzilla128 no, he wouldn't become Yami Kitten (Yami=dark in japanese). He would become GOLDEN Kitten.
@Bacxaber
@Bacxaber 7 лет назад
That was the spirit of the Pharaoh.
@THB192
@THB192 7 лет назад
Bacxaber So, was it Necron, or Thousand Sons? Both of them are space Egyptians...
@alfabusa
@alfabusa 7 лет назад
Ougon no Kitten
@ordislux
@ordislux 7 лет назад
So, Tzeentch is banished to Utramar and is now a real entity(Just as planned)? Either the Imperium is doomed or the Utreasmurfs use their galactic cheat-power to archive the the even bigger achievement of the greatest spacemarinechapter ever.
@hyperiongm330
@hyperiongm330 7 лет назад
Given the reality warping bullshit they have going on, Cuntarious will probably cause Tzeentch to trip on a rock and get the shit beaten out of him
@dominiconeil4693
@dominiconeil4693 7 лет назад
The MAC-Daddy's gonna slap a Tzeentch.
@Chiscringle
@Chiscringle 7 лет назад
Papa Smurf is just going to be sitting there with his head in his hands as Cato somehow kills Tzeentch. When the fight's over, he gets up to 'congratulate' Cato, but a giant gauntlet rests on his shoulder. "Don't worry," Guilliman says, "I've got this. I never got a chance to 'congratulate' Lucius properly. This will be ... the GREATEST POWER FISTING OF THEM ALL!"
@adampoultney8737
@adampoultney8737 7 лет назад
No I am not- yet. But this is JUST AS PLANNED!!!!! NYEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHHAHHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAAAAAAHEEEEEE!!!!!
@Autisticgoldfish96
@Autisticgoldfish96 7 лет назад
Fedorahatter And why Kairos was at Ultramar to begin with.
@krystlvines
@krystlvines Год назад
And now Magnus is a MTG card. That's red blue.
@NormanRDolan
@NormanRDolan 2 года назад
Remember: Mystical Space Typhoon doesn't negate. It just destroys.
@ArcKing01
@ArcKing01 5 лет назад
Anyone else notice Magnus's face and Tzeench's form changes every time they respond to each other during the terrible-step-father bit near the beginning?
@cramerfloro5936
@cramerfloro5936 3 года назад
Yes! XD
@Cernumospete
@Cernumospete 7 лет назад
"The only intricate thing about this game is its ban list." That goes for (edit) all (/edit) games shown in this Episode.
@mgeldarion58
@mgeldarion58 7 лет назад
18:45 Call of Duty (with Battlefield cover and Halo title)
@Ixmore
@Ixmore 7 лет назад
Also Magic: The Gathering was briefly mentioned.
@THB192
@THB192 7 лет назад
Cernumospete MtG's banlist is less intricate. For one thing, cards are rarely unbanned. It's also smaller (yes, even in Legacy and Modern, the two formats most comparable to YGO's Advanced format, which is the origin of the banlist). Also Magic's rules are generally cleaner, IMHO. But that's fairly subjective. Point is, MtG's banlist isn't as intricate as YGO's. But that's really not saying much.
@Cernumospete
@Cernumospete 7 лет назад
Hn, I, at first, only wanted to use the CoD as example number three, but as you suggested I change that in my initial post. I don't like it when people talk to me about thinks I haven't even spoken about (but another one has), just so your post won't show how dumb it was (by being posted).
@academicace
@academicace 7 лет назад
Magic's rules are absurdly complicated, but the end result is that a lot of the complexity is obscured and most interactions are intuitive once you understand the basics (beyond stuff like, "why can't my creatures attack my opponent's creatures", which is something that pretty much every new player asks/tries when they're first learning).
@xWolfGuyx
@xWolfGuyx Год назад
You will be pleased to know Magnus is indeed a red blue mtg card.
@557deadpool
@557deadpool Год назад
Because of course he is....I feel like that's a deep cut reference to this video
@sovietPlays
@sovietPlays Год назад
And now that Magnus is an ACTUAL fucking MTG card he's LITERALLY a fucking Red/Blue legendary creature...
@martinramirez1856
@martinramirez1856 8 месяцев назад
Name?
@sovietPlays
@sovietPlays 8 месяцев назад
Magnus the Red...what else would it be?@@martinramirez1856
@CyberDagger003
@CyberDagger003 6 месяцев назад
​@@martinramirez1856 Bruh. Magnus the Red.
@nanakimurasaki
@nanakimurasaki 4 года назад
"I play red / blue. I am not allowed to criticize here" This hurt my soul so much...we can all too well imagine the EDH deck Magnus runs.
@wayfarerzen3393
@wayfarerzen3393 4 года назад
As a hardcore Niv Mizzet EDH player, OOF (No. Not commander. EDH. Commander is shit.)
@BeondTheKDGaming
@BeondTheKDGaming 3 года назад
@@wayfarerzen3393 Morophon is legal in edh?
@blam320
@blam320 3 года назад
@@wayfarerzen3393 They're literally the same.
@Kartissa
@Kartissa 3 года назад
@@blam320 Technically, no. Commander format can use any colour whose mana symbol is depicted on the commander's card, including text box. EDH is limited to the colours in the commander's casting cost. (Of course, that means nothing to my Sliver deck, with it's Sliver Overlord Commander....)
@colby1398
@colby1398 3 года назад
@@Kartissa Which is an extremely important distinction, as it's the difference between a Golos deck having access to every color and having access to none.
@that1connor583
@that1connor583 5 лет назад
>ThunderPsyker (Kitten) learning that the script includes the "Ouija board" >Starts saying "Luigi Board" cause lets be honest, it does kind of sound like "Luigi" minus the emphasis of the letter "L" >"Put your hand for better efficiency" Kitten: *"Let'sa go"*
@floricel_112
@floricel_112 2 года назад
Horrendous amounts of cheating on Tzeetch's part aside, he could have easily activated magical explosion before Kitten's main phase and win
@caav56
@caav56 Год назад
Tzeentch's tendency to overplan backfiring on him is part of his character.
@0cedced
@0cedced 3 года назад
Magnus: You're not my real dad! Tzeentch: Well I'm the best you got Kitten: OFFENDAD
@grandcato3612
@grandcato3612 6 лет назад
kitten is really the king of Paradox-billiards-vostroyan-rulette-fourth dimensional-hypercube-chess-strip poker as he is the only scholar with the knowledge to deduce the effect of pot of greed
@kamikeserpentail3778
@kamikeserpentail3778 6 лет назад
You mean smug-ass pot?
@lesterramos6468
@lesterramos6468 6 лет назад
I know right? After 40k years we finally have someone who understands what Pot of Greed does. :D
@revantobias8567
@revantobias8567 5 лет назад
WHAT DOES POT OF GREED DOES!!!!????? TELL ME!!! I MUST KNOW!!
@yorha42s
@yorha42s 5 лет назад
@@revantobias8567 THE POT OF GREED ALLOWS ME TO DRAW TWO CARDS!
@alonelyperson6031
@alonelyperson6031 5 лет назад
@@yorha42s *NANI !!???*
@lindennis4522
@lindennis4522 4 года назад
I just realized how Kitten's deck draws symbolism from the Imperium as a whole. A single human being is weak. However, united, the Imperium can turn the tide. For the Emperor! The Emperor Protects!
@Bonkman83
@Bonkman83 4 года назад
Holy shit Your right XD
@NorHeadHunter
@NorHeadHunter 4 года назад
Just like the emperor's deck is based on a single overpowered monster and Tzeentch's is based on overly complicated spell bullshit.
@isam1542
@isam1542 4 года назад
That's why Kitten is Captain General. Custodes are smart, after all. They CHOSE Kitten as their leader, which gives a glimpse of hope to the workings of Democracy, after all.
@hunter5822
@hunter5822 4 года назад
Its also how his future journey will play out, wind up kitten symbolizing him and the other beasts are his fellow custodes.
@ashenwanderer3592
@ashenwanderer3592 4 года назад
All creature in his deck have EARTH as their attribute too
@BurnByMoonlight
@BurnByMoonlight 10 месяцев назад
The best part? Magnus admits he plays Red/Blue. And now that he’s an actual card in MtG, he’s Red/Blue.
@colethomas790
@colethomas790 2 года назад
13:24 i never thought i'd see someone turn tzeench's own bullshit against him.
@alexanderstanfield5845
@alexanderstanfield5845 6 лет назад
Still more accurate to the rules than yu gi oh season 1 I SUMMON 3 BLUE EYES IN ONE TURN
@SmolTerribleTornado
@SmolTerribleTornado 6 лет назад
Alexander Stanfield yeah, that happens when you make a story about a fictional card game before creating the rules of said card game
@Kayriel
@Kayriel 5 лет назад
Did you just summon a bunch of monsters in one turn? "Yeah, so?" That's against the rules, isn't it? "SCREW THE RULES, I HAVE MONEY!"
@siphonicatom1982
@siphonicatom1982 5 лет назад
Mystical Space Typhoon doesn't negate kitten actually lost 😂
@alverab.750
@alverab.750 5 лет назад
@@siphonicatom1982 MST spell speeds before a trap, so the trap is destroyed before it actually activates. Not technically using the word "negate" but it makes the card effect not happen, so he did win.
@siphonicatom1982
@siphonicatom1982 5 лет назад
@@alverab.750 youre actually stupid lol in Yu-Gi-Oh the card must say "negate" in the text for it to negate. There's only one card in the game MST "negates" because it must be on the field for it to resolve and it's one of the blue eyes spells. Traps do not have to be on the field for their effect to resolve. The card must say "negate" in it's text or it doesn not negate. It's called problem solving card text and is fundamental Yu-Gi-Oh
@sageofaether
@sageofaether 7 лет назад
RIP wind-up Kitten
@alfabusa
@alfabusa 7 лет назад
[falls to death]
@zill145
@zill145 7 лет назад
Bruva Alfabusa but he came back!
@Erfierazgzb0ss4u
@Erfierazgzb0ss4u 7 лет назад
to fall again
@seankeeney6057
@seankeeney6057 7 лет назад
that's because he IS a wind-up kitten.
@bradwatson1142
@bradwatson1142 7 лет назад
that is what shadow sun called him
@mokeymokey1035
@mokeymokey1035 3 года назад
“uUuM, aCtUaLy, MsT dOeSn’T nEgAtE” Dude shut up, it’s a spoof on the anime. They KNOW.
@empireyouth5791
@empireyouth5791 3 года назад
Incorrect which clearly shows me you are new to the Yu-Gi-Oh culture, The meme of “mst negates” comes from people misunderstanding how continuous spell/trap cards work. New players are confused when they’re told MST stop the effects of cards like monster reborn or tenki, leaving them to make the falls assumption that MST destroying a card negates it (when in reality it’s not negating anything it’s just destroying the card before it can properly resolve the affect and affects on continuous spills and traps require them to be face up on the field after the resolution for the affect to resolve)
@HarrisSinclair
@HarrisSinclair 3 года назад
@@empireyouth5791 IDK what I was expecting when I checked the comment, but this seems to live up to expectations.
@Hella_Animations
@Hella_Animations 2 года назад
@@empireyouth5791 i think you missed the part where the comment was a joke
@empireyouth5791
@empireyouth5791 2 года назад
@@Hella_Animations Oh I get it’s a joke I’m just saying where it’s from, what am I not allowed to state or explain what is something comes from because I never claimed the joke the person made was incorrect
@mokeymokey1035
@mokeymokey1035 Год назад
@@empireyouth5791 Ok, your comment has been bothering me for like a year and pops into my head way too often. First, I’ve been playing Yu-Gi-Oh for like a decade. Second, you say I’m incorrect, but then proceed to agree with me that MST doesn’t negate (but it can cause cards to miss timing).
@johannabrolund9578
@johannabrolund9578 2 года назад
When Kitten played against the Emperor he thought it was kinda silly but now, when playing against Tzeentch, he's fully into it. That's character growth babyyyy!
@hikerwolfspaine8200
@hikerwolfspaine8200 7 лет назад
[the melancholy of no luigi]
@preachymink9468
@preachymink9468 6 лет назад
Hiker Wolfspaine *LET'S A GO*
@mannofdober873
@mannofdober873 6 лет назад
Mama mia :(
@diegoa.gonzalezarens2211
@diegoa.gonzalezarens2211 6 лет назад
pray to the Luigiman
@theviewer159753
@theviewer159753 5 лет назад
[the melancholy of no waluigi]
@astuteanansi4935
@astuteanansi4935 5 лет назад
@@theviewer159753 It's a cold and it's a broken waluigi
@attila535
@attila535 7 лет назад
Now we know why the Emprah has such a cheesy deck. You need it to match Tzeentch's rotten cheese.
@JR-bf8su
@JR-bf8su 6 лет назад
or does Tzeench have it to match the Emprah's stinky cheese
@Kayriel
@Kayriel 6 лет назад
Emprah said, the meta in the warp don't play around. EVERYONE in the Immaterium is rocking meta cheese. If you can't out-cheese 'em don't play 'em.
@NameName2.0
@NameName2.0 5 лет назад
And this was all the Emprah's plan.
@Alucard2356
@Alucard2356 3 года назад
The voice acting in this series is just so good.
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