If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device - Episode 29: Bad Jokes, Dad Jokes

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Комментарии : 9 тыс.

@alfabusa 4 года назад

Thanks for your continued patience, I hope you find this episode at the very least somewhat worth your time, despite the horrid clown humour. We've already begun work on EP30, which will probably be the hardest episode to animate yet due to the amount of 'action' that happens in it. Wish us luck please...

@khornethebloodgod4155 4 года назад

Good luck then my dude.

@alexc2626 4 года назад

Hi alfa!

@braedenconti36 4 года назад

Love you bruva. We will continue to worship your existence.

@ridhwanroslan9015 4 года назад

Good work laf

@Dewey_the_25U 4 года назад

Most off your content has been worth a watch Bruva. Keep on doing it, but don't burn yourself out! Have fun!

@seanassociateproductions1691 4 года назад

“I AM REINSTALLING THE PALACE!” -Rogal Dorn, M42

@spiceweasel8972 4 года назад

According to the Sisters of Silence, we are in the M.42 now.

@The-Samuil 4 года назад

The battle of Khaine's Gate took place on New Year's Eve 999M41. It's M42 now

@XaldirGodofGood 4 года назад

The Fun Part is, that I have never heard his voice so full of Emotion, for Rogals Standarts

@BlazeMakesGames 4 года назад

I really need that to be clip'd on its own

@connormclernon26 4 года назад

Xaldir GodofGood should say how angry he is

@mgimansss 4 года назад

If Magnus had just walked on stage and said, "BOTTOM TEXT" he would have won instantly.

@zqfmgb4335 4 года назад

This is true.

@MrSaszeta 4 года назад

Or Magnus did nothing wrong.

@barrybend7189 4 года назад

Or weed eater.

@tomasavendanozacarias5205 4 года назад

so sad

@hgikhjkm7893 4 года назад

Step one teleport kitten in Step two mention tau Step three profit

@kaiserwilhelmthesecond4144 4 года назад

The most grimdark part of 40k is the fact that Skyrim is s t i l l being re-released

@SuperAmaton 4 года назад

I wonder who long it takes until it's gonna be released on my Phone...

@additiveartificer9365 4 года назад

Well Probably Run on Some servitors.

@merrittanimation7721 4 года назад

And Call of Duty still getting yearly instalments.

@additiveartificer9365 4 года назад

I want to see mod commu in 40k skyrim.Wait is moding game is tech HERASY in 40k?

@zephyr4299 4 года назад

Todd was the other person created by ritual sacrifice, eternally SKYRIM

@RandomPerson8492 3 года назад

11:07 I just realized this is why Emps refuses to actually detail his plan--he knows the Dark Eldar are listening

@mrptato7629 3 года назад

WAIT I HAVENT THOUGH OF THAT OHHHHHHHHHHH

@bowenorcutt78 3 года назад

Holy shit...

@marwapranata5698 3 года назад

By the Man-Emperor! You're right!

@kayden9102 3 года назад

HOLY SHIT THERE WAS A REASON

@snowblind9290 3 года назад

But that means any thing he's even implied could be a form of intentional misdirection. 5D Chess holy shit

@wayneellis7297 4 года назад

Magnus: "You mean pointing out every pothole in a narrative isn't funny?!" *ALFA STARTS TO SWEAT*

@Malfallax 4 года назад

Considering Rogal Dorn was technically on part of the narrative since Episode I, I think pointing out potholes would be extremely funny.

@kitkun7669 4 года назад

@@Malfallax [bazinga]

@koatam 4 года назад

I assume it was a jab at CinemaSins

@RenegadeSparks 4 года назад

@@koatam it was the least subtle jab considering Magnus literally yelled DING

@FirstDayson 4 года назад

@@koatam it's a good jab if that's the case

@FirstLast-cg2nk 4 года назад

Anyone: Terra has been compromised by enemy spyware! Rogal Dorn: *R E I N S T A L L T E R R A*

@francescolombardi3438 4 года назад

Remove Choas by turning Terra off and on again

@3ls691 4 года назад

11:17

@mackblom7226 4 года назад

WE MUST REINSTALL THE WHOLE IMPERIUM OF MAN

@zelfris2958 4 года назад

Even blood Ravens are going to be afraid of rogal dorn :C

@Narrmo 4 года назад

Dorn simply rocks. He is getting me every single episode.

@VoiceOfTheEmperor 4 года назад

11:07 So...A Drukhari did what even most Primarchs and even The Emperor could not...He triggered Rogal Dorn so hard that he tapped into his Black Templar side...

@Slimurgical 4 года назад

And people said he didn't have any Psychic in him... It looked more like his psyker side tbh. Now I just have a theory that he shows no capacity for being a Psycher because he is so rational, calm and most specifically... blunt and brutally literal, because those are probably mental attributes that either prevent him from learning to use his Psychic powers, if he truly has any, or prevent him from even having any, if not also being a Blank maybe in secret.? The moment he gets actually stupidly angry, his psychic powers activate.

@wymarsane7305 4 года назад

@@Slimurgical His canonical psyker power is being able to tell the warp to go fuck off elsewhere.

@MultiBoxingKid 4 года назад

Wymar Sane Rogal’s a blank?

@melanch0lycat5393 4 года назад

@@MultiBoxingKid Not really? It's a bit iffy. He uses the warp to tell the warp to fuck off. Fight fire with fire type of deal.

@KaBar41 4 года назад

@@Slimurgical " if not also being a Blank maybe in secret.?" No, if I remember correctly the Fists have had Librarians (psyker marines) before the Council of Nikaea and after the Heresy. And he likely operated near both of them when they were running. Those psykers would not have been able to look at their father if he was a blank. He might have some psyker powers. Sanguinius had some.

@wahbegan 2 года назад

"Self-deprecation is a powerful form of comedy, but overusing it slowly but surely rips the soul apart" Cegorach be dishing out valuable life lessons and shit tho

@wolffire5421 10 месяцев назад

Their could be no better example of this phrase then H3H3

@theorder2295 4 года назад

`my city is falling apart and here i am, vibing` - Emperor Nero, Probably

@torcaace 4 года назад

ayy i thought that joke too

@kovi567 4 года назад

More like caligula tbh.

@mattwo7 4 года назад

@@kovi567 Oh come on that'd be every failed Roman emperor, including Napoleon.

@terrantabula9847 4 года назад

Not really.

@manwithaplan5503 4 года назад

Umu!

@privateiron3908 4 года назад

The clown jokes may or may not be alfa's cry for help and desperation

@kingwaffleton1774 4 года назад

Oh god he favorited it someone ask him if he’s okay

@bravojr 4 года назад

ＢA ᴢＩ𝒩ɢＡ

@isosev 4 года назад

@@bravojr *B A Z I N G A*

@greeneyedwolfen9866 4 года назад

@@bravojr *[many 'HA's]*

@mercbandit 4 года назад

@@bravojr by the Emperor the fucking clowns are here

@CliffordBoom 4 года назад

“Oh, my gimmick deck is ruined...” “Seems your deck’s weak to HAND TRAPS!” Man I hate how right this is...

@오주환-b1n 4 года назад

Rebel Scum Arguably best line in the series so far.

@AlL-tk6kw 4 года назад

the fact that he used "ass blassom" too made it even better

@alexsegers1032 4 года назад

Brings me back to when Magnus said: "The only intricate thing about this game is its ban list"

@CliffordBoom 4 года назад

The Fool 0 I didn’t even realize it was a reference to Ash Blossom holy shit.

@Arthanias 4 года назад

We finally meet. Avatar Kindred...

@svahn1 4 года назад

Bruva Alfabusa, you have posted [horrid illegible clown word]. Prepare to be vibe checked.

@wsketchy 4 года назад

Bazinga.

@TealWolf26 4 года назад

[Many ha's]

@franciscorui 4 года назад

TOD HOWARD!

@cnlbenmc 4 года назад

The Deceiver is among us!

@mtlacunae8659 4 года назад

Big Mood

@crake9510 4 года назад

"You haven't planned that far ahead yet?" That gave me chills ngl.

@bray2964 4 года назад

I can't believe I got blueballed by the prospect of Magnus and Cegorach playing a children's card game

@Shadowfire129 4 года назад

I honestly wanted to see them play a children's card game.

@Gr33nj3ster 4 года назад

@@Shadowfire129 as did I

@LAV-III 4 года назад

You mean paradox billiards vostroyan roulette forth dimensional hypercube chess strip poker

@philiproe1661 4 года назад

It was bound to happen in hindsight.

@lethalshinigami 4 года назад

Same, but I have to admit that magnus had a sweet line for what he did there considering the state of the game.

@iainballas 3 года назад

"Slavesayswhat?" "What? ... NO!" months later, I lose it every time.

@ChaplainPhantasm Год назад

I think that is about the second time I've seen Dorn frustrated. The first time was knowing Helbrecht exists.

@mandothemandalorian2392 4 месяца назад

Years later still loseing it

@weiserthanyou2052 4 года назад

>Boy literally using a pickaxe, a drill, and a bomb to cut his waffles He's learning fast.

@keineangabe4434 4 года назад

Wow, at 7:06 Boy managed to actually collapse a waffle tower! Boy has a better track record that most Iron Warriors.

@HEYabbot 4 года назад

He is a future high lord so that is only natural.

@Nyghtking 4 года назад

@@keineangabe4434 They say the iron warriors are still working on the waffles Dorn made for them when he first met their legion, and only when they have succeeded in eating said waffles will they be capable of battling dorn once again.

@concretephill8509 4 года назад

@@keineangabe4434 Next Episode: Boy loses faith in Dorn and runs away from home to the arms of Purturabo

@KaBar41 4 года назад

He's already basically a neophyte. Hell, he could very well become the new Slaughter.

@matthewegan5281 4 года назад

God, I love how they actually built that "satire" joke to actually become satire when Magnus ended up doing a CinemaSins on himself. Super duper clever, and it was an actual correct usage of the word!

@EduardoFlores-bt4fo 4 года назад

It is more of a Nostalgia Critic with the gun and the awful jokes.

@Reddotzebra 4 года назад

@@EduardoFlores-bt4fo "I eviscerate myself so YOU DON'T HAVE TO!"

@michaelcollins1033 4 года назад

@Nonya Biizwacs All of this great writing being just one of the many, many elements that have kept me coming back to this series (and the strange little community it created) since it started, absolutely fantastic. Too tempted not to ask, but was "sensible chuckle" meant as a reference, by any chance?

@Kunori 4 года назад

Genuinely surprised that Magnus does not have any library cards on him.

@cobaltCarnivore 4 года назад

_ium_

@scienceme9794 4 года назад

Libarium Cardiums, you mean?

@Plzbanme 4 года назад

He should have pulled out a giant pile. Well here are one of these it?

@yulu803 4 года назад

Tzeench stole all of them from Magnus.

@thehatter9400 4 года назад

BAZINGA

@hellzer6633 3 года назад

I feel like when Rogal started to reinstall the palace, his rage would have sent a psychic backlash through the galaxy. As it did the imperial fist, crimson fist, black Templar, and all his other gene sons would feel it. Then they would immediately drive and entire fleet to Terra, therefore setting in motion the reunion of dorn and his sons. Not to mention the countless amounts of new fortifications and purgings that would take place on Terra.

@Matihood1 3 года назад

Aren't Black Templars busy at Armageddon right now?

@Oliolli3 3 года назад

"DID SOMEONE JUST SAY LAST WALL!?" - Imperial Fists/their successors across the galaxy

@Callsign_Bear 3 года назад

@@Matihood1 you know, I was under the impression that Armageddon was taken care of? There is still a war there no?

@textture8651 3 года назад

I thought canonically Dorn's warp powers are to "tell the warp to go screw its self", like a null but 1000 times more effective

@SamueL-td7fb 2 года назад

@@Callsign_Bear yep, mah men Ghazghkull turned that planet into a giant all inclusive meat grinder! Orkz, Humans, Demons, even Necrons visit Armaggedon for a little krumpin'

@HimekoKatagiriMaho 3 года назад

The Star Child in this episode is the LITERAL embodiment of "Killing them with kindness"

@momon969 3 года назад

Killing me softly... with his words...

@nicholascerillo4000 3 года назад

This*

@gigamesh780 3 года назад

It is really smart. It enlightened the fact Dark eldar being so much evil that they have to be kept doing evil stuff to not "die" and get eaten by slaanesh. Bruva Alphabusa and his teams did a great job picturing it. The other way around would have been to put someone "boring" who only speak truth ( like Rogal Dorn) against them. Truth is boring...lie is dream and excitement. The minute Dark eldar stop having fun would also means there death.

@nicholascerillo4000 3 года назад

@@gigamesh780 it makes me wonder if certain kinds of Deamons could be affected in the same way.

@AzrealMaximus 3 года назад

The part of the Emperor's soul torn from himself to attack Horus.

@kharnthebetrayer7034 4 года назад

Can’t wait for dadperor to hit vect with the “I’m not mad I’m just disappointed “ that would kill him in both ways

@IshgarSeth 4 года назад

Shouldn't you be en route for the Special Meeting and Party hosted by Abaddon already?

@lumberluc 4 года назад

How will that work?

@tzeentchnianexaltedsorcero2041 4 года назад

Vect is too awesome to be killed like that

@warbossbonesmasha3751 4 года назад

Lol he’d drop dead on the spot

@KavalryMaster 4 года назад

OOPH.

@uberdjura4003 4 года назад

The really important part of this episode is that Jaghatai Khan stopped and basked in the Emperors presence for a solid five seconds without moving. Truly a moving display of his progress.

@Webshooters1 4 года назад

Plus he's aware of the Star Child now and now things are coming together. JUST. AS. PLANNED.

@datkhornedog899 3 года назад

Where?

@batuhangocer6642 3 года назад

@@datkhornedog899 31:27

@uberdjura4003 3 года назад

@@datkhornedog899 31:26

@huanquocmanh416 3 года назад

Dark eldar femboi

@lordlucius1341 3 года назад

Perturabo: hey Rogal! Rooogal! How could you let spyware get planted in the palace, especially when you were there?! Maybe the job should’ve went to someone else!

@VoltLuck17 3 года назад

Peturabo: EVEN I DON’T HAVE PEOPLE SECRETLY TRACKING ME! Thanks to our sponsor ( insert VPN advertisement)

@thegodofspeed23 3 года назад

@@VoltLuck17 alpha legionnaire hidden in iron warriors forces (day 45 in the chamber they haven’t found me yet)

@xzenitramx666 3 года назад

@@VoltLuck17 thats because no who matter cares for perturabo

@weismeister121 2 года назад

Rouge Girl!

@atreyos9449 2 года назад

Omg

@Le-cp9tr 4 года назад

You really don’t appreciate how convoluted a plot is until it’s been explained by an old homeless man covered in skulls voiced by a drunken Alfabusa

@romualdcaffeserre6230 4 года назад

never expect anything from this show. Friendly reminder last episode was all about a binary political rap battle.

@Gorb2TheGorbening 4 года назад

"I'm not much of a deceiver" - The trickster clown god who convinced the deceiver to eat his friends, and final clown bit is tricking slaanesh into destroying herself.

@rdogg114 4 года назад

being modest in a trickster's line of work is a power play.

@tenacityxl 4 года назад

So he’s deceiving you into thinking he’s not much of a deceiver.

@wtfisthisnonsense 4 года назад

One doesn’t get to be The Laughing God without knowing how to laugh at ones self.. and how to manipulate others..

@MythosTheSophist 4 года назад

The Outsider was the one who ate other C'tan. Also, it is uncertain as to weather it was the Deceiver or Cegorach who convinced him, all we have from that time are myths and it is possible the Eldar gods hadn't even been born yet.

@Gorb2TheGorbening 4 года назад

@@MythosTheSophist in actual canon yes, in tts canon they make it look like it was Cegorach who convinced the deceiver to make the others eat each other

@Commander_Ike 4 года назад

Magnus visibly grows when he's threatening Cegorach. His height really is entirely his choice.

@flockofseagulls2518 3 года назад

I loved that detail. His size grew as his confidence did

@HashSl1ng1ngSlasher 3 года назад

The gamagoori effect

@55445 3 года назад

Well yes but a similar effect happened when Leman and Fyodor were arguing back and forth before they marched on the gate.

@EasySqueezy1 3 года назад

Isn’t Magnus basically entirely incorporeal anyway? He could change his physical form to look like anything

@sethleoric2598 3 года назад

Like Big E

@dragonslair951167 3 года назад

So Asdrubael Vect was just introduced to the notion of genuine camaraderie, caring and respect, but because the Star-child used that as a weapon, Vect now knows that if he plays nice with the Star-child, it will literally kill him. It's ironic- in his attempt to introduce the Drukhari to the concept of kindness and positivity, the Star-Child taught them to abhor it even more.

@franciscorui 3 года назад

Its more of that Vect thinks that he's way of existing in the galaxy is the only way Druhkari can continue on, which will be his greatest mistake for when ynnead comes.

@tavernburner3066 3 года назад

Like that would stop the drukari from chasing a high.

@dragonslair951167 3 года назад

@@tavernburner3066 Hmm, I think there are at least some drukhari, especially those at the bottom rung of their society, who don't particularly care for their usual thrill-seeking ways, and would abandon the chase as needless exertion.

@mapachecuantico9460 Год назад

Vect slowly turning into a dead body in a golden throne because the Star child is such a good person

@binturongjustice 4 года назад

the biggest plothole in the entire series is Magnus not having a library card.

@Japaneseanimeguy 4 года назад

Back in his loyalist pre-heresy days if his brothers got wind of him trying to negotiate with Eldar for access to some of their knowledge the Council likely would've happened sooner. And as for after becoming a Daemon Prince of Tzeentch, no Harlequin would let him anywhere near the library. Ahriman knows such troubles all too well.

@binturongjustice 4 года назад

@@Japaneseanimeguy ngl I know next to nothing of 40k lore, so thanks for this my dude.

@NeiasaurusCreations 4 года назад

@@Japaneseanimeguy That'd only be the case in cannon. This isn't that.

@zerlichr426 4 года назад

when he wanted to save his sons he sold his eye and his Library card. That's why he needed to build one for himself.

@Roadrun98 4 года назад

This... is funny

@larrychin5238 4 года назад

Can we talk about how good Vect’s voice actor is? Some of his range and delivery is actually so professional. He really nailed emotionally conflicted dark eldar blood vomiting ruler

@Matihood1 4 года назад

That's SpeakerD for you. Have you seen the WarHams yet?

@plasmancer6104 4 года назад

@@Matihood1 I couldnt even hear Vect half the time, just one mad Skitari

@JumbleMumble 4 года назад

@@plasmancer6104 I know right? SpeakerD is amazing. I think we think more of warhams at this point cause we listend to like 10? Hours or so of him YELLING ABOUT GRAIA BEING BAD

@plasmancer6104 4 года назад

TheDudeWhoAlwaysStealsYourFood the time he killed the engineering crew re enacting his murders had me in tears

@ave_maria323 4 года назад

Damn he is good

@oscarlove4394 4 года назад

"i will re-install the palace" he says like the imperial palace, a structure probably covering 1/3 of earth's surface, is windows server 2008.

@Oliolli3 4 года назад

According to Rogal Dorn in episode 24, it covers 147 181 square kilometers, which is only 1/3465 of Terra's surface. Exactly the size of Nepal, in fact.

@kamencraftbrasil4367 4 года назад

To him, it probably is.

@majormajorasic 4 года назад

@@Oliolli3 That's probably just the emperor's personal domain, like a keep in a castle.

@zhess4096 4 года назад

@@Oliolli3 the palace is actually in the Himalayas or Tibetan Plateau so that might be where they are

@flamingrubys11 4 года назад

@@zhess4096 so near china or inbetween france and italy

@dicerson9976 3 года назад

Thought: The optimism isn't actually what's killing the dark eldar, the "anti-suffering" he emits is just negating all the "negative" energy they use to continuously feed their souls in order to outpace Slaanesh, who is constantly devouring their souls all the time anyways. Since he is essentially negating all suffering and replacing it with pleasantness, Slaanesh is free to rapidly devour all their souls. So it's actually just Slaanesh whose killing them, the star fyodperor is just making sure they can't gain any more energy to replace what they are constantly losing.

@jesseroach7978 3 года назад

That's precisely what was happening. The positive energy he emits wouldn't kill them on it's own

@aceofspadesguy4913 3 года назад

That’s literally what they said.

@VoltLuck17 3 года назад

Let’s not forget that Slaanesh has entered the materium

@lordfelidae4505 3 года назад

@@VoltLuck17 it touched the materium, but didn’t really fully enter.

@mrcopycat2355 3 года назад

I think he's also stalling for Khan ans smurfs to arrive and the Craftworld Eldar to finish their ritual

@jackmack4181 4 года назад

ROGAL DORN: I AM REINSTALLING THE PALACE Me with a crowbar: WE NEED TO REINSTALL THE PALACE

@andrewdowns9047 4 года назад

@Legion of the damned GATHER THE LABOURERS!

@kabob0077 4 года назад

BROTHER, I AM PINNED HERE! THIS BEAM WILL NOT MOVE ITSELF!

@crawlingboy 4 года назад

BROTHER BRING ME THE HAMMER THE HEAVY HAMMER!

@Darkspriter4 4 года назад

Brother I have brought the constrution dreadnaughts.

@olorinmagus4479 4 года назад

BROTHER I HAVE RETRIEVED THE MENIALS FROM ACROSS HOLY TERRA, TO WORK!

@maduinargentus5878 4 года назад

When Magnus said he'd "weaponize his damage" I was legitimately expecting him to embrace chicken jokes

@Sammie1053 4 года назад

SAME THOUGH

@finnheisenheim8274 3 года назад

Magnus would be good at self depreciating jokes, if the jokes themselves didn't end up killing him

@egeoeris 3 года назад

He was getting there, just cut short on the timeline...

@davidthorp01 3 года назад

He should have gone for impact over sustained barrage. Instead of designing his jokes around his failures (which while funny, we’re really just slapping tape onto a long line of small things) he should have aimed for physical/personal comedy. Essentially, insult himself, or talk at length about a single embarrassing incident. Insults and continual personal destruction have little presence, he needed presence.

@yeenbaby2891 3 года назад

Oh if he wasnt stopped there i would have to preserve his memory with a sculpture made out of ashes

@ThomasMurch 4 года назад

Dorn, sadly eating a morning meal: "If cereals were truly fortified with vitamins, no-one would be able to break their fast."

@ThePa1riot 4 года назад

Dorn Dad jokes. X)

@TheKing-qz9wd 3 года назад

My insides: "But I still need more vitamins!"

@LordSniggles 3 года назад

Dorn is so good in this episode. The "I'm reinstalling the palace" line had me dying. Reminder that the palace is the entire Himalayan mountain range.

@tenacityxl 3 года назад

Jeff G *you really think that’ll stop him*

@thomasgreenia621 3 года назад

Dorn: "Yes"

@CrossBorderNerds 3 года назад

This episode really does show a very deep and untapped side of the Dark Eldar. They are beings that try to cope with the fall of their own race by pushing it aside with all kinds of highs and justifying everything with nihilism. Yet all this is to make sure they don't become emotionally vulnerable to the things that makes them feel whole. And how all those things have been taken away. Like any junkies. They shoot up to dull the pain. In the words of Johnny Cash, "I hurt myself today to see if I still feel".

@nobody4248 Год назад

There's a line in a story where a former Drukhari who joined the Crafworld Eldar was worried that the pleasure of brutalising his enemies in battle would go away when he joined the Craftworld Eldar, but it turns out the opposite is true because now he has something to fight for. Edit: here is the full quote "He had feared that the spirit stone would have robbed him of his zeal for slaughter, but now he was given free rein, to unleash the bloodlust with the full force of something he had never felt before: righteousness"

@dawnfire82 8 месяцев назад

That was Nine Inch Nails...

@Kjalhasson 4 года назад

So that's why Man-Emperor is so harsh, Star-Child has his compassion. Well done, Mr. Alfabusa and Friends, you are good at tying up loose ends.

@ThatGuyUpThere 4 года назад

Big E made an anoucement in the form of a great speech stating the need of star child becoming part of him again and acknowledged said shard as his best part several episodes ago, then he got interrumped by Rogal's bluntness and kinda forgot about it.

@jacobsmith4428 4 года назад

I now want the Fyod-peror to be there for a round three with Uriah, because this is the part Rogal Dorn was unwittingly talking about when he said he defeated an army by reading out a haiku to them.

@AmariFukui 4 года назад

@@jacobsmith4428 Funny you mention that I got the exact same impression from seeing him here. You can really see how he's able to charm people into following him so easily Also I like how Fyodperor himself acknowledges what a bad father the Emperor is

@Ablankname 4 года назад

Pretty sure in the lore, star child was the 'good' part of his soul, while the part remaining in the chair is the 'lawful' side.

@spooderlover3512 4 года назад

The reason the emperor rejected his humanity is because it stopped him from seeking his goals for humanity and this episode perfectly showcases how easy it could be to exploit the emperor's love for humanity

@TheTroopr7_7 4 года назад

“I will reinstall the palace!” “Please do not do this.” “IAMREINSTALLINGTHEPALACE!”

@xenon68h16 3 года назад

"INFORM ME WHEN CORVES IS HERE" "I REQUIRE HIS INFILTRATION EXPERTISE"

@McGillus 3 года назад

The guy is so good he manages to torture Dorn and annoy the Emperor with one sentence.

@SkitariusNoKD 3 года назад

This is why the Empirium needs the Omnissiah, to protect human technology from foul Xeno meddling.

@marcearlsantos9027 3 года назад

@@SkitariusNoKD Im pretty sure the emperor knows about it, What better way to fool an enemy is to act that you are being fooled when you clearly know that you are being fooled.

@SkitariusNoKD 3 года назад

@@marcearlsantos9027 But what if they want to fool you making you think you're fooling them by acting like you're getting fool while really being fooled all along?

@TheAlphariusOmegon 4 года назад

Theory: Lord Adorable cooked for the first time in Millennia to reward boy with Fortified Waffles because boy got his first kill. Holy shit,1.7K likes! Thank you so much!

@myrixica4222 4 года назад

And to celebrate his moving into the palace.

@banebeard 4 года назад

Yey

@Cage532 4 года назад

Dorn: Consume the waffles Boy, they shall help fortify your body with sustenance and nutrition. Boy: Thank you, Dadorable. (attempts to break apart Dorn's waffles with a Power Kammer to no avail.)

@banzaiperson 4 года назад

@@Cage532 Boy just needs to kick the waffles into bite-sized chunks using his stair-walking legs.

@guyeswanson7958 4 года назад

B I G stair walk

@Suzy9MM 3 года назад

"What? You havn't planned that far ahead yet?" Fucking chilling

@LAV-III 2 года назад

Knowing the emperor he probably did plan that far ahead

@elduquecaradura1468 Год назад

@@LAV-III well, I think his ideal was to lead humanity to evolve to his point, he was product of a forced evolution with all shamans sacrifice and so, but the rest need a good guide for such thing, and probably that's his plan, become the new "The Old Ones" but without making their fatal mistakes

@danieleorlando3297 4 года назад

I loved how the eldar reacted to Magnus. It's like opening your front door and the first thing you see is a tiger. There's nothing you can do about it, you just have to accept the situation.

@cxfxcdude 4 года назад

His name is Eldrad

@manemperorofmankind8119 4 года назад

Can’t wait for the odd shots of Rogal dorn “reinstalling” the palace

@acatwithafancyhat5782 4 года назад

Rogal Dorn is no longer fortifying this position. He is reinstalling the palace.

@francescolombardi3438 4 года назад

he's performing a factory reset

@swaghettimemeballs4420 3 года назад

Oh no. Holy fucking shit. The entire black library is _LITERALLY_ just reddit.

@psychicmane7636 3 года назад

A library full of assholes?

@vernstein3877 3 года назад

@@psychicmane7636 yes

@Morec0 3 года назад

I am absolutely horrified.

@darthrevan3342 3 года назад

Eldar culturals differences !

@thatfrog05 3 года назад

Makes sense when you consider that the harlequins are literally just theatre kids

@operationkilled 4 года назад

*"GO BACK TO PROSPERO, WIDE AHRIMAN!"* Ohhh that is quite a burn, like what happen to prospe--- oh, I see.

@papounator8843 4 года назад

To be fair, He did burn Fenris in Retaliation... well half of it at least.

@NightSkeptic 4 года назад

My friend doesn't get the "Wide Ahriman" joke. Could someone please help her?

@papounator8843 4 года назад

@@NightSkeptic If you're versed in anyway about 40k and the Thousand Sons's Traitor Legion, You'd know that Ahriman was Magnus' first-captain. He's the reason why the Thousand-Sons were turned into Mindless Rubrics before he was banished. I think the reason they call Magnus "Wide Ahriman" Is because of how similar they are... especially when it comes to failures... Magnus is a primarch, so he's bigger and wider... for the record, I'm not that versed in 40k myself. so if you wanna correct me, be my guest.

@Hypogean7 4 года назад

@@papounator8843 Also, wide Putin.

@Shotokan1001 4 года назад

@@papounator8843 that's close to it, Ahriman is on a constant quest for the black library (which he fails at constantly) in an attempt to cure the Rubric of Ahriman that turned the 1ksons to dust.

@paegr 3 года назад

So this is it, huh. May the incoming sales drop hurt GW in every way imaginable, and may the 3D printers live in the Omnissiah’s favor.

@5ryans 3 года назад

3d printers go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

@alpharius2omegaboogaloo384 3 года назад

@@5ryans Yar har matey.

@MR.LMR1996 3 года назад

Oh mighty 3D Printer! I am but your humble servant!

@tmanferndo5519 3 года назад

PRAISE THE OMNISIAH

@Chaos_Pawn 3 года назад

All praise the 3d printers

@tonjoubasara5259 4 года назад

2 TTS episodes in 1 year? Well... 2020 wasn't so bad after all.

@alfabusa 4 года назад

This comment gives me existential dread.

@crawlingboy 4 года назад

@@alfabusa want some skooma

@justindalton8701 4 года назад

@patrick howard in all honesty i support this decision

@darena12 4 года назад

Plus all the other awesome videos Alfa put out this year, and the WarHams spinoff

@SuperAmaton 4 года назад

@@justindalton8701 You mean, you will FORTIFY this decision!

@hypedog4598 4 года назад

The Emperor's charisma stat is so high he can deal damage with it.

@nicedaemonette 4 года назад

Damn that's SOME Turning Check...

@placeholdername2270 4 года назад

Vicious kindness

@antoine8649 4 года назад

well, technically, he CAN be a warlock with a patron of HIMSELF

@DinoJake 4 года назад

He was literally kill them with kindness.

@chipman1589 4 года назад

Sorcerer/bard Vicious not-mockery?

@evanraynolds8699 3 года назад

i just realized. its thematic that Magnus's 999th mistake was his fall to Tzeentch, given 9 is the sacred number of the Great Mutator.

@nooneinparticular5256 4 года назад

Cegorath's Skits: 1. Basic slapstick 2. Gmod physics fuckery, followed by YTP-style photo distortion 3. Eric Andre kill jokes (or joker reference), stock image prop, followed by skyrim reference. Truly, a succulent time capsule of internet humor.

@phantomwraith1984 4 года назад

He's basically the epitome of Millennial and GenZ humour

@Wesleym134 3 года назад

@@phantomwraith1984 I'm a Millennial but I liked more older humor like Spaceballs, MST3k and Monty Python.

@eddik0lol 3 года назад

I think the 2nd one is the "Duck.exe has stopped working" video. Could just be a Loud=funny

@NoCareLuke 3 года назад

Screaming Wario as well.

@roboticjanitor3332 3 года назад

@@NoCareLuke yeah, definitely got metal king boo vibes.

@lukeburky8344 4 года назад

The "You like jazz?" line by Magnus is a secret that lies within the series soundtrack itself. Cegorach's theme, Prime Clown (written by StringStorm), ends with a slowed down version of the Seinfeld theme, which Jerry Seinfeld got popular from. Jerry also starred as Barry B. Benson in the Bee Movie. Alfabusa, you goddamn genius

@AKidWithNoAttitude 4 года назад

I do also recall that one episode of 40k X-com on Zoran's channel, where someone dead-pan read out the Bee Movie script for like half an hour. Everyone (including myself) lost it at when they got to the line.

@sono1951 4 года назад

Yes, I too recall the Bee movie

@murderousmayhem6362 4 года назад

Is this something most fans of the franchise already know ? Just I hadn't heard of this till now lol and it's making me wonder what other little things I may have missed.

@sono1951 4 года назад

@@murderousmayhem6362 yes, most fans know of the Bee movie

@StormEyeB 4 года назад

I feel cheated that I couldn't stop laughing at the Skyrim joke.

@HunhowsShadowStalker 4 года назад

Same here. Then I took an arrow in the knee.

@lilwyvern4 4 года назад

39,000 years later and Todd Howard is STILL selling the damn game.

@robertjethrogallano1053 4 года назад

Dude i was playing skyrim while watching this....i kept laughing until i was killed in a dwarf ruin XD

@TheSleepingSeer 3 года назад

@@lilwyvern4 Todd Howard being a Perpetual who exists solely to re-release Skyrim over and over for millennia is _true_ grimdark.

@fortebari7 3 года назад

If the Star Child no longer can use his abilities, doesn’t that mean that Comurah is about to be totally screwed by a legion of demons? Since it was his shield blocking their exit

@Abbojnr 3 года назад

You've either hit a nail no one else has thought of, or given Alfa a genius idea,

@aceofspadesguy4913 3 года назад

Pretty sure that shield is part of the city’s defenses.

@Abbojnr 3 года назад

@@aceofspadesguy4913 big golden shield over the gate of Khaine was popped up by StarFyodPeror, since he's been bubbled that'll go down faster than a Slaaneshi cultists hearing the word 'lube'

@Aredel 3 года назад

@@drewblencowe7457 don’t forget the Ultramarines

@Kirra-queen 3 года назад

@@drewblencowe7457 so alphabusa was playing 5d chess with our expectation again?

@jayveesara3727 4 года назад

Slowly Dying Commoragh Denizen: Stay Optimistic! Me on 2020: Mood Kindred??!!

@Isaac-ze4fl 4 года назад

Big Mood

@medramonmasquedecendres2966 4 года назад

Ooooooh definetly

@ZoranTheBear 4 года назад

At last, the screams have stopped. For now.

@crawlingboy 4 года назад

For now

@richardpaxford5792 4 года назад

"Welcome, welcome, welcome to another edition of........."

@Catman2030 4 года назад

See you in a week

@SuperAmaton 4 года назад

Oh they will not stop... THEY WILL NEVER STOP! LET OUR VOICES BE FREE!

@jacobsharpe8219 4 года назад

The bastard left it on 3 or so different cliffhangers we will be hungering for content like the death corps of Kringle hunger for food but like them we will ENDURE for it is the emperors will.

@filwilliamson9149 4 года назад

If this is what the Star Child can do to Commoragh, then imagine what Vulkan do. For people that forgot, in Ep. 25, Magnus stated that he could “feel the unnatural happiness radiating from his (Vulkan) surface thoughts”. Vulkan could probably just stand somewhere and any Drukari would just disintegrate.

@levongevorgyan6789 4 года назад

Which would only increase his happiness. Creating a magnificent loop.

@Nachtness 4 года назад

i need to see that

@redenginner 4 года назад

Kyosuke Machii *Crystal spine shattering noises as Vulkan hugs every last spiky knife eared friend to death.*

@huelads740 4 года назад

that dark eldar child certainly did

@bedrocktailor3226 3 года назад

The only real question would be what would kill them first. Vulkan's unnatural happiness or their spines breaking?

@Arturius 3 года назад

Well, lads. This is it. The last of the main TTS story. I feel like screaming "FUCK YOU, GAMES WORKSHOP" the same way Magnus curses the name of Leman Russ.

@GameLover45408 Год назад

Aah, I understand your pain.

@freevertibirdrides7437 Год назад

Who knows, maybe GW rescinds their zero-tolerance policy in a near future. Stay optimistic!

@stormbringer2840 Год назад

@@freevertibirdrides7437 No .

@wallacestenson8597 Год назад

We don't know that yet lads. Hold the line.

@derstein3368 3 месяца назад

@@freevertibirdrides7437 "melts optimistically"

@hiti6753 4 года назад

Just realized, Custodisi TOTALLY looks like the first ever Chaos Custodes in that getup. Noooot exactly helping Magnus’ image here...

@오주환-b1n 4 года назад

Hiti67 Isn’t that why the Honk God sent Stern? To vouch for him?

@koatam 4 года назад

In TTS 95% are Slannesh victims waiting to happen.

@gingainfinity1034 4 года назад

@@koatam so theres 20 custodes cause from what iv heard only kitten doesnt like that stuff

@Sapheiorus 4 года назад

CHAOSTODES!

@Matihood1 4 года назад

@@koatam Except they, ironically, despise Slaneesh.

@epicx4309 4 года назад

I love how the harlequin starts loosing it when custodisi takes off his arm since it’s a “very funny reference”

@barrybend7189 4 года назад

A toy story reference.

@fumarc4501 4 года назад

I think they’re counting on Magnus’ “luck,” which is funny to them.

@rexlumontad5644 4 года назад

Especially since Esidisi losts an arm to Joseph Joestar

@TheNemesis432 4 года назад

That wasn't a harlequin. It was dark reaper (they were badass in DoW).

@everydayuntilyoulikeit1501 4 года назад

@@TheNemesis432 Nope, not a Dark Reaper. That's a Death Jester.

@ninethousandfaces2070 4 года назад

I love how a a series that was originally set up to be a meme shit-post satirizing the WH40K universe has now met the criteria to be considered an actual movie satirizing the WH40K universe.

@gabesteinberg6244 4 года назад

Satire? This looks like canon to me.

@UnsoberIdiot 4 года назад

No, this is canon. The official 40K stories are so bad, they are fan-fic satires of TTS.

@AlexisyFR 4 года назад

It's pretty ironic as 40K was mostly satire at its conception...

@ShawndaPrawn 4 года назад

Reminds me of DBZA. As that series went on, it gradually became less of a parody and more a comedic retelling of the original that reinforced the dramatic points of the original.

@lightxz27 4 года назад

@@ShawndaPrawn Though with this group the fame hasn't gone to their heads so they can still make good content without being egotistical dickbags about it all.

@themecoptera9258 3 года назад

How magnus could have won: *Walks on to stage* “abaddon the despoiler”

@Crusader-Ramos45 3 года назад

What would Abaddon do?

@theonlychickensama8353 3 года назад

*WHEEZE!*

@dimant35ify 3 года назад

Bring in the milk?

@flyboy6392 3 года назад

[HA's galore]

@michagrzanewicz8770 3 года назад

Falladdon the faill

@GyaruRespecter 4 года назад

Something I just realized, in any other situation, killing a villain by being so nice that your entire aura of goodness starts to hurt him would be the most ridiculous saccharine plot point ever. But since the Dark Eldar are the most ridiculously over-the-top teenager-tier edgy faction in a franchise that prides itself in being dark, them being overpowered by a Carebear stare is the most fitting thing that could ever happen to them. The universe needs balance, and that balance is achieved by ridiculous Grimdark being cancelled out by extreme Noblebright.

@phantomwraith1984 4 года назад

Vect and Emperor are polar opposites after all

@fatalos6855 4 года назад

The main character of MLP would annihilate the Dark Eldar without realising it and that's a fact

@GyaruRespecter 4 года назад

@@fatalos6855 No.

@fatalos6855 4 года назад

@@GyaruRespecter Fool. You dare oppose the crab ?

@fumarc4501 4 года назад

I call it Wholesomehammer!

@BlazingRoman 4 года назад

Rogal: They like to flaunt themselves with easily sniped hats TF2 players: *sweating nervously*

@chosenofkhorne2951 4 года назад

@ll RomanMapper ll TF2 spy: Skaven yes yes, i mean kill blue team

@Dorsidwarf 4 года назад

This is the true reason the Imperium and Eldar are enemies. In the Imperium of Man, the higher your rank the *less* hat you wear on the battlefield

@Biodeamon 4 года назад

back in the old days hats actually had hitboxes

@drivanradosivic1357 4 года назад

Me: Laughs in unique and strange quality stylish hats.

@ferrusmanus4013 4 года назад

You are WEAK

@niccolo6865 4 года назад

you can feel Asdrubael's grin on his putrified face when he says: "slavesayswhat"

@rustkarl 4 года назад

It was an interesting dark reprise. When Urien does it earlier it’s for a joke on Rogal. When Vect does it... it’s the clincher for his comeback.

@lumberluc 4 года назад

That was nightmare fuel, but not the kind that burns long. Just annoyingly dark.

@phantomwraith1984 4 года назад

What

@armagonarmagon3980 3 года назад

I like how everyone casually accepts Timothy for who he is

@bigboynow7936 2 года назад

A Wine Gnome Indeed

@andressotil4671 2 года назад

I think we're all to worried to know the answer to really go into it

@titanking8403 4 года назад

Wait jaghatai is in commorragh, the ultra marines are searching for jaghatai, and the star child needs help in commorragh.......throne emperor you clever bastard

@rasras6177 4 года назад

*Nobilitis ultramarini intensifies* Certain Chapter Master: FAHK DIS ELDAR DAMN WEBWAY. Certain Captain: Oh, Chapter Master, but I, Cato Sicarius am the most humbled, as I Cato Sicarius, received the great mission of finding a missing Primarch as I, Cato Sicarius....

@Airrage88 4 года назад

JUST. AS. PLANNED

@auhbean6572 4 года назад

*ULTRAMARINE CHANT INTENSIFIES*

@bar20800 4 года назад

But what will the khan decide to do?

@titanking9130 4 года назад

As one many “divine” bastards would say *ALL. ACCORIDNG. TO. PLAN*

@vickyger254 4 года назад

The reason there hasn't been a Down the Rabbit Hole in months is because Fredrick was building a God on a moon

@merrittanimation7721 4 года назад

Next Down the Rabbit Hole is just a live feed of him performing the ritual. Everyone who watches it will instantly become WH40k fans.

@Sigismund697 4 года назад

AHHHHHH IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW, HE TEASED IT ON ADEPTUS PODCASTUS

@LordRavensong 4 года назад

Wait does Fredrick work on these?

@vickyger254 4 года назад

@@LordRavensong High Seer of the Elder himself

@ferrusmanus4013 4 года назад

You are WEAK

@fotdk1 4 года назад

I know the custodes said that self deprecation was easily relatable, but also the eldar literally had to flee their homes in craftworlds during slaanesh's wacky pink apocalypse and never returned. So another words, a tragic story where one can never return to their home was literally a big mood for the eldar.

@Matihood1 4 года назад

I caught that as well. The way Magnus put that part of his backstory sounded really relatable for the eldar.

@Frozenkoldfury 3 года назад

I truly, genuinely hope that when Leman and Magnus meet again, Magnus gets really, really pissed, but then it turns out Leman has been searching for him to apologise. I doubt it, since it's probably way out of character, but I think it would make for a really touching moment. Leman opening up and apologising for pushing Magnus as far as he did (maybe the Emperor put him up to this one), and Magnus realising that the Anger and Hate hes been holding on to have been holding him back.

@elijahhayter3026 Год назад

“… Magnus…” “***DOG~***” “I know what you want to say-“ “Oh DO YOU, NOW?” “So let me just say-“ *(Conjures fireball)* “- that I’m sorry.” *(poof of immaterial smoke)* “… *w~hat?!*” “I know you don’t want to hear that from me, but I mean it. I’ve been stuck in the warp for a bit, just by myself. With time to think, I found that there was so many things I could have avoided. I still don’t want to trust you, but I shouldn’t have pushed you so far. Above all… I never should’ve listened to Horus, that day.” “… heh… guess that makes two of us…” “Heh…. It’s fine, if you still want me dead. I can’t blame you… but-“ *(extreme psychic back pain)* “***GAH!! **WHAT THE FUCK!**” “That was for my spine, Russ. At least now, we’re kind of even.” “Fuck you, ye milksop.” “Fuck you too, ya furry.” “…” “…” *(mutual cathartic laugh)*

@xenostyrant4118 4 года назад

I like how Magnus is actually a lot funnier and sassy when he's responding to someone genuinely and isn't when he knows he's on a stage.

@Matihood1 3 года назад

Magnus's Ass Blassum was genuinely hillarious. He deserves more credit.

@abusedumpster8882 3 года назад

I’m the same way. I can make people cry in regular conversation but when I’m put on the spot it’s *awful*.

@phantomwraith1984 4 года назад

"My city is falling apart and here I am... *Vibing."* Wow, that has literally been most of us throughout this year. *"THAT IS A FUNNY REFERENCE!"*

@scotcheggable 4 года назад

And here I munch

@phantomwraith1984 4 года назад

@@scotcheggable _Millions dead_

@Lorgar64 4 года назад

I live in England. *Not relatable*

@scotcheggable 4 года назад

@@Lorgar64 we do not vibe here it is true, we just have failure all around us near constantly

@Lorgar64 4 года назад

@@scotcheggable Or as they say across the channel, "[French word]".

@malusignatius 4 года назад

"Annd my head is swellingbyKhainethat'sMagnustheRed..." It's moments like this that I feel that Eldrad Ulthuan really needs a hug.

@helvarstark4282 4 года назад

He kind of does, I mean imagine the stress and anxiety he has faced for over 10,000 years holy shit

@OmniGSage 4 года назад

Inb4 the Bro Trip arrive to deliver the hugs.

@helvarstark4282 4 года назад

@@OmniGSage I can see it, Vulkan being the wholesome hugging lad that he is

@Jampolo_OG 4 года назад

@@helvarstark4282 -I see great imminent pain in my future... *gets hugged* -Ho ho ho ho! You look like one who needs friends! Even if you're Eldar! -ASURYAN'SDICKYOU'REBREAKINGMYSPINEPLEASESTOPI'MBEGGINGYOU!!!

@aquila4460 4 года назад

@@helvarstark4282 The only thing Vulkan hugs eldar with is the warming flames of his well... flamer.

@lostlandr 3 года назад

"Unlike others, I'm not that great a Deceiver" Says the one who had deceived The Deceiver...

@AmericanBrit9834 9 месяцев назад

What if he only says that to deceive someone?

@theemperorofmankind5910 3 года назад

Are we just gonna ignore that Magnus had the balls to threathen Ceograch himself ? Well done, sonny boy

@thesecondprimarch7694 3 года назад

Dad we both know he’s as arrogant as you. He in many ways is the most like you.

@devinschuhs798 3 года назад

Yes my emperor, pretty bold oh him

@Matihood1 3 года назад

I mean, Magnus *is* pretty powerful.

@Northbravo 3 года назад

@@Matihood1 but thats like demigod vs full blown Eldar god right?

@lordlucius1341 3 года назад

@@Northbravo he’s more than a full blown god, Ceogorach has fought against the chaos gods and is one of the very few Eldar gods to live, He’s existence of mockery actually saved him from the fall, I think he even stole a sword from Khorne. The Eldar that believe in him are saved from slanesh when they die, he’s more than a god.

@sigmundfreud7903 4 года назад

The fact that Rogal Dorn made literal mini forts out of the waffles made me almost fall over laughing.

@kamencraftbrasil4367 4 года назад

And they are so good you need to successfully siege it before eating.

@TealWolf26 4 года назад

Don't forget boiling maple syrup over the parapets.

@clothar23 4 года назад

Best part Boy actually did some damage to them . Between that and him killing that one fuck wit I think we might have a new Space Marine in the making.

@genericname42 4 года назад

Petrirobo would love them

@TealWolf26 4 года назад

@@genericname42 Perturabo was my schoolyard bully. I was lucky if a castle lasted past recess.

@jaydenjackson8618 4 года назад

Has Skyrim been re-released so much that it’s just forming its own warp entities

@danielpratt1970 4 года назад

Yes.

@kelvinvito105 4 года назад

Skyrim literally works via Todd's sheer orky belief so it's not that far fetched

@avalon1393 4 года назад

"It just w-ORKS"

@HunhowsShadowStalker 4 года назад

@@avalon1393 IT JUS WAAAAAGHS!!!

@Danuke708 4 года назад

This is Todds plan

@fumarc4501 3 года назад

If I remember right, every couple of centuries or so Vect will have a captured slave brought to him for a meal and casual conversation about his past. This is very lore accurate to his character.

@arklaw8306 4 года назад

"I ❤ Ancient Mongolian References." I want Jaghatai's mug.

@gurenmiddhall8581 4 года назад

I bet he will save everyone in the Arena and be the next Primarch to Join the group

@fishpop 4 года назад

Wait, Bike Guy was Jaghatai!? THICKENS, THE PLOT HAS!!!

@nickpapadopoulos9978 4 года назад

@@fishpop according to the lore Warhammer one of Jakhatai's possible locations was Gommora!

@fishpop 4 года назад

@@nickpapadopoulos9978 I'm just glad we get to see another Primarch. Loyalist Primarchs seen so far: Rogal, Lemun, Vulkan, Corvus and now Jaghatai. Those yet to appear: Lion, Ferrus & Roboute, Sanguineus is dead but we've seen a hallucination of him so he's technically appeared. Dunno which Traitorus Primarchs have appeared aside from Magnus. Fucking Horus appeared in a gag, whining about wanting to exist again.

@KadRSP 4 года назад

@@fishpop Also showed up in the April Fools episode, but whether that is TTS Canon or not(like a dream or something) I don't know.

@slimey630 3 года назад

I hope alfabusa know I almost threw my phone at the Skyrim bit

@LAV-III 3 года назад

I guess he knows

@johnlouisbautista7563 Год назад

Hmm fish

@GrandMasterNutBusterYoda 4 года назад

*_"W E L C O M E T O T H E B O O K N O O K B O Y S!_* side note: Can we all appreciate Emps teaching The overlord how to play Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth-Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker like how someone would genuinely get friend of theirs interested?

@brian126 4 года назад

I found the best tactic to get someone into a game you like is to let them beat you with a combo like Emps did. Positive vibes > competitiveness is the key to rallying a friend to your favorite game.

@Sigismund697 4 года назад

no he already knew how to play, the idea was to lead him into a sense of security by thinking he was playing an inexperienced player but the Star Child's inherent goodness won

@brian126 4 года назад

@@Sigismund697 huh I thought he was just trying to save face and pretend he already knew how to play since Emps stated it's a game played by divine beings.

@Sigismund697 4 года назад

@@brian126 yet Magnus knows it the joke is that YGO (basic) is really easy to play but only gods seem to play it

@q-tip9962 3 года назад

Guys, I just realized why Kaldor Draigo is so chunk at 40:00, he isn't fat, it's because he still has that literal sun in his stomach from two episodes ago

@arlandblack1139 4 года назад

The year is 2030. Alfabusa has become fully syndicated and has big deals with streaming content providers including Google, Amazon and Disney. Fans the world over now pay homage to the genre-defying, mind-bendingly sophisticated masterpieces produced under the Alfabusa brand. However, due to an obscure clause buried--as a joke--in one of the oldest still fully and inextricably binding agreements dating back to the days of the Alfa Legion: there is a contractual condition mandated to be present in all future Alfabusa productions . . . They STILL cannot end without, in some form or fashion, the incredibly unnerving and invasive presence, of Karl the Deranged. How they got Disney to go along with that is anyone's guess, but there sure are some seriously traumatized children out there as a result.

@elijahjarman2837 4 года назад

I love it I'll join the legion

@fyka2902 4 года назад

And now for the weather: There is a tyranid swarm moving west and an ork Waaaagh coming from the south. However, schools will still be in operation. It is recommended that you stay indoors and be sure to watch Netflix to keep Slaanesh sated. This concludes our broadcast. We will leave you with Karl the Deranged and his noise marines, enjoy.

@blackmonish 4 года назад

You know, the future doesn't look so bad.

@redenginner 4 года назад

Tbh the Karl moments are some of the highlights to me.

@thepopulargirl1784 4 года назад

Karl can not be contained, only through occasional cameos can he be temparally isolated. The Disney merger was created specifically so he could be stuck in a perpetual cameo dual with the cgi spirit of Stan Lee.

@shytheguy3004 4 года назад

YOU CAN’T JUST DROP THIS DURING MY CRIPPLING DEPRESSION. YOU CAN’T CURE MY CRIPPLING DEPRESSION ALFA, WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME!

@Vexin980 4 года назад

*BECAUSE HE HATES US SOOOOOOOOO!*

@alfabusa 4 года назад

Please be cured PLEASE be PLEASE cured HEAD DISEASE BEGONE by my MAGIC SORCEROUS COMMENT that I am THROWING at you

@shytheguy3004 4 года назад

ALFA YOU PLAGUE RIDDEN OX, I CURSE THEE WITH THE LAST DRIPS OF ME SADNESS.

@crawlingboy 4 года назад

ALFA YOU HERETIC! HOW COULD YOU USE THR DARK ARTS

@r.cdahuman7682 4 года назад

Despite the screaming this is wholesome. I love this community.

@Hankbob_Hillpants 4 года назад

“Mr. Wincest” could’ve just gone on stage and said Magnus did nothing wrong

@MarcosAlexandre-no3qx 4 года назад

He was too into chicken to say it

@dionwoollaston5717 4 года назад

Hankbob Hillpants too easy

@falsehero2001 4 года назад

(Numerous clown HAs)

@lamb_link 4 года назад

Considering he was just spitting facts, in the beginning, yeah he could, it would make sense.

@datnoob4394 4 года назад

LORGAR DID NOTHING WRONG

@Mr090909090909099 3 года назад

RIP a beautiful series we'll never see the end of.

@sirflapfla97 2 года назад

Perhaps one day. One day I dream of gw being bought out by the animators of legend. Alfa, sodaz, the dude that made the astartes series I forgot, and all those who make Warhammer is good.

@Hypogean7 2 года назад

@@sirflapfla97 GW is doing rather well right now.

@sirflapfla97 2 года назад

@@Hypogean7 heretic

@thereptile9467 4 года назад

*_HOLD ON A MINUTE!_* At 5:42 the hand trap Magnus conjures that reads Ass Blassum, it also comes with a slightly harder to see "No Joy". Out of context, it's hilarious, but if you know Yu-gi-oh enough you can recall that being a nickname for an actual card. Ash Blossom & Joyous Spring the fox loli of endless No-U, known as one of the most cancerous cards of them all for its gimmick of screwing up practically any ability and deck, also known as "Ass Blassum of No Joy". Holy - And I can not stretch this enough - _Shit_ that is one hell of a reference. -Even though I'm probs doomed for the sea of comment to share this discovery.-

@sebastianpost7237 3 года назад

Um... no I think your the only one who noticed that

@ShadowsWrath4 3 года назад

I just call her "Forehead-kun".

@angrymushroom26 3 года назад

you see, these are the deep in jokes of Game shop games that make this so great. they are hidden in plain sight and just make them more brilliant when someone actually points it out, I wonder how many small jokes are hidden in this series like this.

@thereptile9467 3 года назад

@@angrymushroom26 Couldn't have said it better brother.

@TheWhatisthiseven 3 года назад

Now *that's* an esoteric reference.

@puffythedestroyer8878 4 года назад

Ok, so the big lessons i learned are: Drukhari can litterally be killed with kindness; "The Laughing God" is a Gmod enthusiast (21:57).

@Lonech 4 года назад

Seeing a landsharking ragdoll in 2D is a first and that was amazing

@blam320 4 года назад

Cegorach is literally the god of internet memes.

@Senthain 4 года назад

There's even a physgun beam as he's leaving.

@Zerethos 4 года назад

So, is Cegorach pronounced as (Kay-Gore-Ack)?

@Lonech 4 года назад

@@Senthain oh god i didn't even notice that at first lmao

@bushidotestu1997 4 года назад

It’s weirdly heartwarming seeing them care enough for the boy to give him a pair of shielding shades to protect himself

@jackhammertwo1 4 года назад

After that last voxcast? the fanbase would have revolt if Boy never make it alive.

@ggnfirehunter 4 года назад

Well Rogal was about to throw Hellbrecht faceforward into the eye of terror after he threatend boy

@SilverBellsAbove 4 года назад

Maybe boy is the symbolic potential of even the humblest Imperium servants to not only keep up with powerful beings, but be a little respected by them not for any great strength or obscure wisdom or cool stats sheet but just... for doing their best and showing up every day with dedication and fortitude rather than fanaticism. Stuff like that is priceless in the setting.

@rbjensen530 3 года назад

Magnus vs Cegorach felt like a Reddit popularity contest

@FlippySuper 4 года назад

Warhammer knowledge aside, the concept of someone breaking a hate-fueled entity with kindness is pretty great and was executed really well here.

@dekaw9138 4 года назад

@Mordred Pendragón Sanguinius

@hithere5553 4 года назад

@@dekaw9138 space Jesus prime

@tenacityxl 4 года назад

Hi There sanguinius is Jesus Squared then?

@blaster23456 4 года назад

You know...that kinda reminds me of SCP-999 and the Scarlet king. Since I believe that the Tickle Monster is a being of unconditional kindness and love, who is destined to fight against the being of absolute hatred and destruction.

@Overlordough1201 4 года назад

"My city is falling apart, and here I am... *vibing."* Ugh, so damn good.

@phantomwraith1984 4 года назад

Relatable. That's literally been most of us the last few months

@phantomwraith1984 4 года назад

@Mialisus _millions dead_

@StarboyXL9 4 года назад

@@phantomwraith1984 That's the entirety of Western Civilization right now.

@angelangelis8362 4 года назад

"Oh my EMPEROR, he is HUGE." Think you night finally have a woman that's interested in you there, Magnus. Good job.

@fumarc4501 4 года назад

I ship it

@FireTalon24 4 года назад

Ephrael Stern and Magnus? That's a strange combo. Though knowing this series, not the strangest.

@ONIscrooge 4 года назад

Well, he is the universe's strongest bookworm.

@samfaber5378 4 года назад

@@fumarc4501 Shipping is HERESY!

@ThePa1riot 4 года назад

I'd ship it.

@jaghatai_bulut 3 года назад

I love their take on the primarchs. They could do a little better with Russ, but the rest are spot on. Especially Magnus and Dorn. They managed to turn them into funny character while maintaining the core of the characters from the lore. I love it.

@kolegiumwojny7233 4 года назад

Star Child just casually almost killing every single Dark Eldar with kindness.

@Shade400 4 года назад

I wonder what the death count is

@hellatze 4 года назад

Well almost

@JMandJJ7797 4 года назад

I wonder how that Dark Eldar chick and that one working for the Deceiver handled it.

@istvankarolyfarkas6125 4 года назад

@@JMandJJ7797 She is fueled by HA's HONK's and BAZINGA's, not suffering . C'tan bullshit for the other.

@darklordofsword 4 года назад

Remember, he's /literally/ the Emperors positive human qualities, empathy, compassion....

@carroboi2981 4 года назад

The fact Boy is now included in the main series gives me infinite joy.

@handson4580 4 года назад

ever since the the life of boy episode he is now loved

@Deridus 4 года назад

Boy has always been loved!

@aceous99 4 года назад

@@Deridus hee hee!

@ThatGuyUpThere 4 года назад

And he is starting his training to become an imperial fist, look how he tries everything to siege his break... (sudden realization) o no.

@MrAsterix54 4 года назад

@@ThatGuyUpThere perturbado is gonna kidnap boy. admire his siege capabilities and try turn boy into an iron warrior. lord dadorable goes full black templar... and then beguins THE IRON CAGE ¡ELECTRIC BOGALOO!

@wazbedoin3824 4 года назад

Number 1: Watched an episode of "If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device" Number 2: Got addicted to "If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device"

@DrZilla337 4 года назад

Number 3: I ate a donut

@zaragon1871 4 года назад

BIG MOOD

@arokjuata3365 4 года назад

(relatable ha's)

@Butter_Warrior99 3 года назад

OH BIG MOOD

@Ribbons0121R121 3 года назад

number 3:the emperor got a text to speech device

@praetorian9823 3 года назад

I love how you can hear things like Magnus’s VA losing it when he mentions a lamp oil addiction. There’s so much character in this series, whether it be intentional or not, and hearing VA’s lose it when they say certain lines at least for me makes it that much funnier.

@philippschmitt4142 4 года назад

The cinemasins parody was ... "Chefs kiss" Also the Clear aknowledgement of "magnus did nothing wrong"...

@GreatgoatonFire 4 года назад

I think the gun bit means it was a dunk on The Nostalgia Critic as well.

@philippschmitt4142 4 года назад

@@GreatgoatonFire youre right, it could very well be. Hadnt thought of that

@Azurada23rd 4 года назад

“Hello. Need a hand?” *Custodisi takes off his prosthetic arm, leading to a demon jester’s laughter* Imagine if that made enough HA’s to top Cegorach’s act.

@phantomwraith1984 4 года назад

The clowns seem to get off most on references and prop jokes, so yes

@fumarc4501 4 года назад

I laughed pretty hard at that part too.

@andrewkippenhan5494 4 года назад

That would likely have resulted in Cegorach either executing EVERY Harlequin for high treason or re-enacting the end of "Devil Went Down to Georgia"...which would result in enough "Ha"'s to secure his victory for the rest of eternity.

@Matihood1 4 года назад

lol he's a Death Jester, not demon jester. Close enough though.

@Azurada23rd 4 года назад

@@Matihood1 Seems like a real Joker either way. *JuMaNjI*