Vulkan: "I will not use [some nasty weapons]. Some things should stay in the dark age, for they are too inhumane." Ferrus: "And so burning people alive is better?" Vulkan: "What's that? Sorry, I cannot hear you, brother."
@@chaoko99 What was so horrible about that stuff? The only thing I can find mentioned about it was that it was so horrible a techpreist destroyed all the STC's of the stuff and all but one of the actual weapons.
@@barbatosmcmurderton4209 it could not be put out,it even continued tu burn the vacuum of space and under water. Think of it as a combination of napalm and acid
"They destroyed a city" Compared to the collateral damage that usually happens in Warhammer 40K, the destruction of only one city is actually really good!
Five years ago. This video came out five years ago and only *know,* when somebody else mentions it, I realize the joke. I've watched this video more often than any other TTS video, at least 12 times. What the fuck is wrong with me?
@@TheBinarySon The souls of one thousand psykers are sacrificed every single day to power the Golden Throne and by extension the Astronomican. These psykers are ofen the young and infirm, basically psykers unfit to be sent to the City of Sight to become sanctioned psykers. Also all mankind are the Emperor's children.
I like how kitten without his armor looks at least X10 more majestic then any of the other custodes, all of then running around with black armor bits and white cloths or BDSM gear, but here he is, looking like a fucking bronzed god wearing a golden helmet and red cloth.
@@dionjaywoollaston1349 He has also demonstrated a little bit of his combat proficiency when he tossed a coin and not only shot it out of the air with his gun, but made it land on the side he wanted by doing that.
I just now realized that Vulkan gets his name from Vulcan, as in the Ancient Roman god of blacksmiths, volcanoes, and fire. Which fits perfectly. Now I've just gotta figure out why the guy named after an Ancient Egyptian god characterized as the rightful Pharaoh and a servent of Order, fighting against the forces of chaos, did the exact freaking opposite.
@@tristanband4003 Is a fact that the Emperor is both male and female (Soul like i mean) so maybe he didnt stop being bisexual just decided to put his lust aside and focus on growing humanity
How did the Ultramarines find all of the artifacts? It's simple: they went and asked Blood Ravens if they have stolen them and after some suspiciously specific denials and talks of "gifts" and "exchanges", the Ultramarines broke into the Blood Raven vault and took the stuff. However, during the heist, some of Ultramarines valuable relics were somehow lost. "No one" knows where they went.
@@jacthing1 I would say millennia too late. Aside from his usual problems of being a massive hypocrite and having a enormous inflated ego that refuses to accept any error on their part despite claiming to still be human and not a god. I imagine that given his strange sense of being of having hundreds of shaman voices in your head and having lived for well over 40,000 years would make you incredibly detached to any individual even your sons as a coping mechanism for the turbulent eras of time and the countless loss of lived from those you've known and loved.
@@ChaplainPhantasm Actually more like insanity caused by daddy issues... Actually yeah, just daddy issues explains it: Kurze? Crazy _because_ of lack of parental figures Lorgar? If your dad burns down your entire city i think that would cause heavy daddy issues Perturabo? Literally just daddy issues squared Angron? "Daddy left all of my friends to die while having all of the power to stop it" And the rest of the traitorous primarchs aren't commonly seen as crazy... Except maybe Fulgrim? Idk.
+Cup Cake Unleashed Considering how much GW cares this days for canon yes, I mean c'mon the Beast? while interesting we already know they win how's that an event?
Boring or not they get sh!t done and explaining why they are so great is unecessary considering they are as of this episode, 2 for 2 on accomplishing impossible tasks.
the Emperor's guide to the galaxy. i would buy that book if you guys wrote a book with your illustrations and unique view on it explaining everything in the 40k universe.
Shinzon ah ah ah you forgot the Raptors! aka guardsmans best friend. Their doctrine when fighting alongside imperial guard forces is to insert themselves into the guard formations to bolster their ranks and minimise guard casualties.
"Creepy but nice guys with a thing for helping people...and fire"-- That just sums the Salamander mentality up perfectly. Furthermore, it is nice to see Vulkan, Magnus, and Rogal Dorn active again. I wonder how some of the other Primarchs are doing? I never hear about Mortarion or Angron anymore. Surely Magnus knows what they are doing?
+Rusty Shackleford I would love to hear about him too. Perhaps he's still trying to obtain more fabulous hair than the Emperor despite being a snake-like demon creature now.
+EmptyMan000 Actually, you just so happened to bring up the 2 most active daemon primarchs! Both of them orchestrate massive crusades against the Imperium every time they've recuperated in the warp long enough to return to reality. Their crusades usually don't last too long before the Grey Knights kill them. If you want to read about that happening, the book in which Daemon Angron is most recently killed is called Emperor's Gift by Aaron Dembski-Bowden, and Mortarion gets killed in a short audio drama called Mortarion's Heart. So to answer your question, they're both currently banished to the warp.
"That might be true but it does not affect my argument!" ...even Kitten has no fully avoided the descent into depravity that has befallen over the Custodes over ten millenia of -cabin fever- self-imposed isolation within the Place.
Salamanders, Imperial Fists, two unforeseen plot twists, a blooper reaching the final cut, and an Undertale reference sneaked in. This is really trying its hardest to be my favourite episode.
+Psychopath It's one of the lines when you face the two Royal Guards without trying to kill them. Guess you didn't really remember that part, or judging by what you called it, not played it at all because you're a cool guy.
I mean, aren’t Native Americans usually referred to as… ahem… “red skins”. And Corax being pale isn’t that unusual. Can happen due to a skin condition.
Kitten: “they are a coal black with glowing red eyes as if they bathe in burning promethium every day” Me: that’s because they DO bathing in burning promethium every day!
Heresy!! That union of a Space Marine Chapter and a Death Metal Band can only result in Slaaneshi Sound Marines you Chaos Worshiper!!!! Having said that, LET'S FUCKING ROCK!!!!!!!!
“Emprah Rock” jokes aside, the idea of a Loyalist version of Noise Marines is one I find very cool. Bet they’d sound like Sabaton, just with more chanting in high gothic and brass instruments. And probably a pipe-organ the size of a Warhound titan.
“Blue is a better colour than green! You know how orks lose most of the time?” That’s even better if you know that orks believe blue to be lucky. And if the orks believe it…
Everyone, thank you for everything. I love you. I shall now ascend into the stars and prepare for Season 3 immensely together with my -slaveworkers- dear friends who are helping me because they are very nice people. Also, don't read the comments before watching, there may be spoilers abound! That is all.
+Bruva Alfabusa I had to pause at 1:29 just to type this. You are fantastic and never let anyone tell you otherwise, not even 'brainghost Ferrus'. He's a dick anyway.
+Bruva Alfabusa That was like... teh best. I actually got the notification on my phone, saw that it was TTS, and I was like: "MUUUUUUUUUUST WAAAATCH!" Awesome work Alfa, keep it up; and big thanks to the rest of the team for their hard work as well!
"These Sisters Of Battle you speak of strike me as not being full of muscle bound battle-buddies with exclusively floppy reproductive organs" cracked me up like an antique chinese vase.
@@talkingbtr-82a76 Well the one who made this serie is a member of the Alfa Legion, the drunk kleptomaniac xenophile and loyalist version of the Alpha Legion.
Hey, I think I have figured out this whole "sub plot" with Cypher and the Dark Angels. Think about it, Cipher lead both the Dark angels and the Mechanicuim to a planet that is covered in Building sized speakers and it is well known that The Lion is laying asleep on the Rock. What Cypher is going to do is trick the Mechanicum into turning on the speakers and the resulting wave of annoying Super Loud music will wake up The Lion so he can get back to leading the Dark angels and stop them from being the Paranoid crazy Marines that they are. also on the subject of Primarchs I think the reason that the Emperor wants Kitten to turn off Guilliman's life support is that The Empoer can't use his powers to heal him while Roboute is still in stasis. Maybe i'm wrong but all this makes sense to me. I guess well find out in Season 3.
+The NZ Empire Being a DA fan, I am very intrigued by what Alfa has in store for these Dark Angels. I can picture Cypher manipulating the Mechanicus people into activating the giant speakers. :P
To be fair, I saw Rogal Dorn without his helmet as I was walking through the Imperial Palace after getting away from... whatever the fuck those things were. I still dont know what happened to them, but I assume the Custodians got them. Anyway, I saw Lord Rogal gushing over how the Emperor was being so very nice to him and how he got to spend time with him now. He was acting like a high school girl, it was very creepy, he was even doing the voice. They were going to feed me to the Emperor today, but then the guys who came to get me got hit by chunks of Custodes armor for some reason, oh well.
+Jordan Smith He just didnt want to hear the teen angst coming from his sons. That would be the biggest psychic headache of all time if they all argued.
Ive heard of a certain group of Guardsman under the command of an Inquisitor. The Woadian 104th I believe. They stand out as there is a Guardswoman who is named Yang Xiao Long and is apparantly such a badass and blessed by the Emperor that she took on 5 Traitor Marines, one of which being a Chaos Sorceror, with nothing but a Power Sword and the blessings of the Emperor.
I stumbled across this as something that RU-vid suggested. I don't know anything 40K (I've always loved the art I've seen of it though) so I find these both entertaining and enlightening. I'm off to start at the beginning so I can be all caught up for season 3!
+AzzaKTM the 40K fluff is fascinating! if you like humorous romp you might want to check the Ciaphas Cain books, after all, he's the HERO OF THE IMPERIUM! The Gaunt's Ghosts book is also a good gateway for the 40K universe..
Imagine how proud all civil rights activists would be hearing The Emperor discourage judging someone by the “hue of their epidermis.” Brings a tear to the eye.
Crack the sky and light the world aflame, for VULKAN LIVES! *STOMP STOMP* The embers of the Empire burn anew, for VULKAN LIVES! *STOMP STOMP* Coal for the Coal Fires! Rounds for the Flamers! LET! THE GALAXY! *BUUUUURRRRRN!*
Jan Suchomel It is not grimdark, it is one of Vulcan's special secret BBQ methods. Among others exist double pure capsaicin sauce, stacking the meat up and seting the bottom-most row on fire to get entire rainbow of meat, from charcoal to well done to rare to raw, and cooking over active volcanos.
+Jeffrey Husk GW would never hire writers that actually pay attention to the lore of their own franchise. Let alone make it anything other than Grimderp.
I was more at the idea that they would threaten him. I'm not giving GW that much cred. Have Matt Ward take over, make the emp and the gods work togeter, make us pay to watch more. That's more what I'm thinking GW would like.
+PF UL Technically, the first Primarch appeared episode 1, the second episode 13 and the third episode 20. So the next one should be expected to turn up at around episode 23 or 24 or so.
+Marcus Tullius Cicero Well, we already have Rogal Dorn and Vulkan, an Emperor actually doing something usefull and a sane Ecclesiarchy. Should be enough to take Abbadon out, at least :)
+Aspiring Marauder The centurion appeared in Ep. 1, but we only know now that he was Rogal. Also I am really interested why he is alive. He is one of the few Primarchs with confirmed death.
+Scarkan Volkhanir Ok, according to wikia, my source of information is suddenly considered apocryphal. I rembered reading that they found his whole body...
+Scarecrow They sound flamboyant. Makes sense given that the Rock is a gay bar in real life. At least they aren't at the level of the Slaanesh patrol. *shudders
***** NO. No vuvufucking ass fuck noiseholes. I live in South Africa. It's not a national pride. It's disgraceful. But of course that's, like, only my opinion, man.
“Do those Krieg fellows even eat?” “I DON’T KNOW!” My answer to this is that they probably don’t live long enough to eat. Too busy bayonet charging for that.
Bruva, I've been struggling with finals for the past week and half, and it's been shit. I couldn't even sleep last night because I have my last one today and I'm too stressed because I feel unprepared. You have no idea how much it cheered me up to quickly check my sub box and find this here after waiting weeks. Youz da boss, boss. EDIT: That ending with Emps and Kitten literally had my jaw drop. No way. Absolutely no way.
"Because their black." Omg I was drinking my drink and feel out laughing! Had my head phones so everyone just looked at me 😂 I couldn't explain it because everyone would think I'm a fucking need lol
I must admit I was fucking confused by Dark Angels (because I'm not really deep in the lore, but kinda curious about it), but after reading some info about them... HOLY SHIT! This guys are the most funniest thing to parody!
During the Horus Heresy, a large portion of the Dark Angels were corrupted by Chaos. The resulting conflict between the loyalists and the heretics, called the Fallen, led to the destruction of the Dark Angels homeworld of Caliban, with many of the defeated Fallen scattering across the galaxy. The history of the Fallen and their treachery is known only to the Inner Circles of the Dark Angels and their Successor Chapters, who collectively call themselves the Unforgiven. The Unforgiven see it as their duty to hunt down the Fallen and make them repent through torture and death, sometimes abandoning their allies in battle to pursue any lead on the Fallen.
It should also be mentioned that the Dark Angels who fell to Chaos were stationed on Caliban, the world their primarch Lion El'Johnson landed on. The leader of the now "Fallen" Angels was none other than Luther, the man who first found the Lion on Caliban and trained him in the ways of battle. After the Siege of Terra and the Emperor's internment in the Golden Throne the Lion and his battered and tired forces returned to Caliban to recover and rearm, only to have their brothers on Caliban open fire on them. The betrayal and confusion cut the Dark Angels deep. During the battle with the traitors the Lion battled his former mentor and called down an Exterminatus on his home. When the dust cleared Caliban was in pieces, the Fallen were vanished into the warp, and Lion El'Johnson was no where to be found. The surviving Dark Angels converted the largest piece of Caliban into a ship of sorts (The Rock) and tried to rebuild. A few years later they learned that the Fallen were being dumped in random places and times by a warp storm. The leaders of the Dark Angels and their successors swore that they would capture all of their way ward kin so that the rest of the Imperium would never learn the shameful truth of how the First Legion had so many traitors among its members.
Repent motherfuckers! Truly Bruva, you know how to take Warhammer's lore and retell it in an amusing way. Just a touch of the GRIMDURPNESS that is so entrenched in the setting, but with enough tongue in cheek humor to make it worth a laugh or twenty.
Vulkan, what is all of this "Peace" and "Friendship" words you keep throwing around? Where have you been all this time? Have you been hanging out with Mutant Psyker Horses? You know you can't get rid of them once you let them form a bond. They'll pester you forever now.
Wellll it is not what you asked for but Iron Hearts ( www.fimfiction.net/story/147183/iron-hearts-book-1---planetfall ) has some Iron Warriors landing on Equestria (because fucking TAU) and stuff happens..great stuff. (the grim darkness is toned down just enough for it to work but it still is WH40k as hell)
