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If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device - Episode 27: A Cat to Yarn, A Bird to Folly 

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Комментарии : 8 тыс.   
@alfabusa
@alfabusa 5 лет назад
Good fact; 31 of this episode's 36 minutes were made entirely within the span of 2019. This is the result of me picking up a new way of going about my work, in a way that is both more effective and more healthy. If I manage to keep it up as I have these past two months, you can expect this year to be the most productive year in this channel's history. I will do my best in making this a reality. The next project I will be working on throughout March will be the next episode of BROTRIP. But I may also release some other more minor stuff between now and the release of that video. Other than that, I _really_ hope you enjoy this episode!
@queekheadtaker7327
@queekheadtaker7327 5 лет назад
Bruva Alfabusa good for you old timer fan here just work at a pace you are comfortable with
@Szoki86
@Szoki86 5 лет назад
Emperor bless you, Bruva.
@maximad5997
@maximad5997 5 лет назад
BROOOOOOTRIIIIIIIIIP
@-sigma1584
@-sigma1584 5 лет назад
Bruva is the omnissiah confirmed?
@collinarter2470
@collinarter2470 5 лет назад
way to go man, love it
@jackhealy3328
@jackhealy3328 5 лет назад
*H U M O N G O U S T E R M I N A T O R D A D D I E S*
@Marsproject11
@Marsproject11 5 лет назад
Santodes would make a good replacement for Custodisi if he is gone forever.
@borderlands10
@borderlands10 5 лет назад
@@Marsproject11: Wasn't Esidisi one of the first Pillar Men to die?
@louimath5520
@louimath5520 5 лет назад
SOMEONE CLIP THAT.
@borderlands10
@borderlands10 5 лет назад
@@louimath5520: There's a lot of clipable scenes in this one.
@thecaterpillarexpert
@thecaterpillarexpert 5 лет назад
@@borderlands10 basically yes, Esidisi was the first to go, since Santana just turned into stone. I shall Never forget the Esidisi crying scene
@samuelsafin6564
@samuelsafin6564 5 лет назад
"Hey Magnus, you ever heard of wincest?" "DELETE"
@Eshanas
@Eshanas 5 лет назад
Rip custodian m29 to m41
@jadenprice1463
@jadenprice1463 5 лет назад
@@Eshanas ;_;
@Tenesfer
@Tenesfer 5 лет назад
"oh no"
@ferrusmanus4013
@ferrusmanus4013 5 лет назад
Rip
@ahardworker2154
@ahardworker2154 5 лет назад
Just googled it yikes
@hand2957
@hand2957 4 года назад
"Bikes won't make negotiations easier" "They are Adeptus Mechanicus, it literally WILL"
@inquisitorsteve1429
@inquisitorsteve1429 3 года назад
he's right you know
@Razgriz_01
@Razgriz_01 3 года назад
I just realized we haven't had a special involving children's card games. Now I see mention of bikes, mechanicus, and a supposed assassination involving Kitten and his host. Next special, Card Games on Speed-bikes.
@gameoflife9576
@gameoflife9576 3 года назад
@@Razgriz_01 Card games on motorcycles
@Asraeks
@Asraeks 3 года назад
True, grav bikes of custodes would make any tech priest mechandrites errect, especially that he later asked "have you brought some cool ancient tech to display"
@NukaLemonade
@NukaLemonade 3 года назад
The joke is that a pure Thousand Sons army can't even field bikes.
@brok56
@brok56 3 года назад
Lockwarden proved that the whole "kitten and tau" affair IS CANON
@patrik9328
@patrik9328 3 года назад
Kyllä
@democrack113
@democrack113 2 года назад
@@patrik9328 Oikein.
@skandermarsit9142
@skandermarsit9142 2 года назад
And I like at 15:12 how he say "what was she THINKING" when he see kitten's body.
@juliane.mfarias9285
@juliane.mfarias9285 2 года назад
"WHAT WAS SHE THINKING!?"
@alessiostribling9927
@alessiostribling9927 2 года назад
NOT FUCKING CANON
@youngarchaeotech189
@youngarchaeotech189 5 лет назад
“MAKE PEE NIS IN TO ROBOT” SKARBRAND... is frightened...
@caseyleeshort
@caseyleeshort 5 лет назад
Oi skarbrand ya a git!
@gabrielaubry1334
@gabrielaubry1334 5 лет назад
@AfqwaSKARBRAND ALSO HATES PRUDISHNESS! AND HE HATES HIS OWN SELF-CONTRADICTORY HATRED, BUT NOT AS MUCH!
@NameName2.0
@NameName2.0 5 лет назад
a majority of this episode is quotable. *HUMONGOUS TERMINATOR DADDIES!*
@MrGhjkl63
@MrGhjkl63 5 лет назад
How does Skarbrand feel about big boy sausage mobiles?
@1stcaptainraldoron538
@1stcaptainraldoron538 5 лет назад
MrGhjkl63 SKARBRAND HAATES BIG BOY SAUSAGE MOBILES!!!
@majesticed9329
@majesticed9329 4 года назад
"Hey Magnus have you ever heard about Wincest?" "DELETE!!"
@arttu7354
@arttu7354 4 года назад
Oh no
@jgmaurer31
@jgmaurer31 4 года назад
The only proper reply.
@izzdin6228
@izzdin6228 4 года назад
When cease & desist doesn't work
@robopope7584
@robopope7584 4 года назад
Izz Din CEASE AND DECEASE
@izzdin6228
@izzdin6228 4 года назад
@@robopope7584 WHY ARE WE TALKING IN CAPITAL LETTERS?
@stingingcashew2321
@stingingcashew2321 3 года назад
"You saved the Imperium?" "Yes, just not in the way we intended" The embodiment of "Task failed successfully"
@ChaplainPhantasm
@ChaplainPhantasm 3 года назад
That means the meme will survive up until the 41st millenium!
@Ribbons0121R121
@Ribbons0121R121 3 года назад
you did it, you summed up this entire fucking shitshow of the imperium
@JunkPhuJP
@JunkPhuJP 3 года назад
We accidently killed Vulkan and Corvus thinks we were at fault. Now thanks to their crusade to "rescue" Terra from us, they have rallied the Catechan Fighters, the Atilan Rough Riders, and the Jopalian Indentured Battalion. Thanks to us!
@Crusader-Ramos45
@Crusader-Ramos45 3 года назад
Magnus: Where did we go right?!
@jasonabernethy99
@jasonabernethy99 3 года назад
Task Failed Successfully could be Magnus' autobiography at this rate,
@seanr9623
@seanr9623 3 года назад
“The saucy spice boy returns.” “I summon prohibition hammer.” “Prohibitions only ever expand demands!”
@datkhornedog899
@datkhornedog899 2 года назад
A 20th Century reference.
@PhoenixT70
@PhoenixT70 Год назад
@@datkhornedog899 It's also a capitalist truism. Ever wonder why we've got an opioid epidemic in spite of our draconian drug laws? Same thing with the very helpfully named Prohibition in the 1920s.
@SimpleNobody2420
@SimpleNobody2420 6 месяцев назад
...He's not wrong.
@DaimoHope
@DaimoHope 5 лет назад
Santodes: I am hilarious and you will quote everything I say
@Peptuck
@Peptuck 5 лет назад
MY MASTER AWAKENED MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
@baker90338
@baker90338 5 лет назад
DaimoMusic ALL HAIL -SANTANA- *_SANTODES_*
@boxtank5288
@boxtank5288 5 лет назад
@@baker90338 Way better than Sanvientodes.
@kabob0077
@kabob0077 5 лет назад
*Girly Stroheim scream*
@NameName2.0
@NameName2.0 5 лет назад
Hehehehehe
@ZoranTheBear
@ZoranTheBear 5 лет назад
Alfa beats me up to do the baby cry :C
@alfabusa
@alfabusa 5 лет назад
Literally beat you up until the baby cry came out. Then I brought forth a vial and filled it with the inexplicibly liquid audio for my awful experiments.
@pontiff7322
@pontiff7322 5 лет назад
@@alfabusa So you secretly were Fabius Bile all along :D
@professormccoyspopculturer8345
* Slaps bruve with leather glove* " I do say good sir, that you insult me... It is only heresy to laid a single finger upon my follow wolf brother. And i challenge you to an duel of tollaly awesome lazer sword fencing... unguarded! ( you two are fucking awesome I never laugh so hard in my life. Kept up the good work).
@NostalgiaChan
@NostalgiaChan 5 лет назад
Do not believe either of these men, Zoran is a SADIST who delights in the pain of those forced to experience the hellnoise, MOSTLY ME
@TheLastVoodooMan
@TheLastVoodooMan 5 лет назад
How so? did he beat you to death, so you could be reborn, cry, JUST TO MAKE A CHERUB CRY HAPPEN? That's some work dedication....
@twobit96
@twobit96 3 года назад
Considering the emperor knew that kitten was off to mars, santodes stating his master awakened him.. actually makes sense all things considered.
@someguy669
@someguy669 3 года назад
It’s all coming together
@kaynesylvar8277
@kaynesylvar8277 2 года назад
@@someguy669 just. As. Planned.
@Baldwin-iv445
@Baldwin-iv445 5 месяцев назад
By. God.
@NateVHVT
@NateVHVT 2 года назад
“LITTLE KITTEN, YOU MUST SQUAT MORE FREQUENTLY.” Line of the episode.
@joaquincobas2223
@joaquincobas2223 2 года назад
The whole Blood Raven chef argument is the line of the episode
@yanosik5665
@yanosik5665 2 года назад
I prefer "Magnus has the properties of a cock"
@Dunkster74
@Dunkster74 2 года назад
false, MAKE PEE-NIS INTO RO BOT.
@crowgeddon8770
@crowgeddon8770 Год назад
Nah it's the wincest thing
@ChaplainPhantasm
@ChaplainPhantasm Год назад
Or... "Wearing slick, black, gold trimmed Allarus Terminator Armor is just as errogenous as wearing...Nothing at all. 😎" Or it's just me.
@roys.1889
@roys.1889 4 года назад
"One is Half-Demon and the other Half-Ork. What a terrible way to get an extended family." Wait until Big E finds out who Rowboat Guilliman's been dating...
@SMAXZO
@SMAXZO 4 года назад
Then again, Big E's Gateway project was for him to tap Eldar ass..
@OmniGSage
@OmniGSage 4 года назад
@@SMAXZO "like f$&%ing father, like f$&%ing son."
@justinchalifoux4424
@justinchalifoux4424 4 года назад
Why does every make comments about guilleman and elder? Am I missing something?
@roys.1889
@roys.1889 4 года назад
@@justinchalifoux4424 You might be yes. Look up the Psychic Awakening and Yvraine, you'll be up to speed.
@angryspacemarine1045
@angryspacemarine1045 4 года назад
So you have four of the most important people in his life have relationships with xenos, you got the chicken, the so friendly its deadly, Gurlyman, and the sun cat. *Like father, like son.*
@ryxtan
@ryxtan 5 лет назад
He actually sexualized a Dreadnought the absolute madman!
@Trooper_No.2102
@Trooper_No.2102 5 лет назад
M A D L A D
@Veellinn
@Veellinn 5 лет назад
And it was Perfect.
@ryxtan
@ryxtan 5 лет назад
@El Danko A valid point.
@thegreataggron
@thegreataggron 5 лет назад
The best part, i just realized its Takahata101
@tanall5959
@tanall5959 5 лет назад
@@thegreataggron Using a variation of his Super Kami Guru voice.
@LtLeo
@LtLeo 3 года назад
19:16 are we just going to ignore the fact that this normal ass tour guide just decked a custodian hard enough to knock him over?
@dragonllig790
@dragonllig790 2 года назад
Nice
@soulofcinder518
@soulofcinder518 2 года назад
Hes a lost primach
@mithiwithi
@mithiwithi Год назад
The "normal ass tour guide" is a psyker at minimum, given that he sensed Magnus' approach. Mind you, that's a long way from being able to smack down a Custodes. Alas, we may never know what, if any, other powers the Tour Guide conceals.
@SirDankleberry
@SirDankleberry 9 месяцев назад
It's just Alpharious or Omegon in disguise.
@fishpop
@fishpop 23 дня назад
@@SirDankleberry Would be funny if true but i dunno if he/they could compress himself/themselves into a body like a normal person.
@FiendMatadorSlayerOfNoobs
@FiendMatadorSlayerOfNoobs 4 года назад
The heated arguement between Magnus and Kitten almost makes me worried that the voice actors actually hate each other. It's that bloody good.
@mcapollodiomedes3620
@mcapollodiomedes3620 3 года назад
Do you know if he still wants his sandwich?
@raipe125
@raipe125 2 года назад
Zegram is a passion man... Been right is always relevant
@AuriofTheHooligans
@AuriofTheHooligans Год назад
@@mcapollodiomedes3620 Probably forgot about it because they spent too long arguing about whether scones are cakes or sandwiches
@moodyowlproductions4287
@moodyowlproductions4287 Год назад
@@mcapollodiomedes3620 Magnus the red"YES"!
@moodyowlproductions4287
@moodyowlproductions4287 Год назад
Errr..just tell them to fuck and get it over with
@FuryXDMGS
@FuryXDMGS 4 года назад
*Original, well-structured joke* Magnus: ~_~ *"Perturabo with a shovel"* Magnus: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE
@wu1ming9shi
@wu1ming9shi 3 года назад
I wanna believe that was part improv. XD
@ZeroCanalX
@ZeroCanalX 3 года назад
@@wu1ming9shi It was, that's why subs say its genuine laugther.
@frankeast947
@frankeast947 3 года назад
Could you explain the shovel joke?
@olenickel6013
@olenickel6013 3 года назад
@@frankeast947 Perturabo digs holes. It's a double-entendre, since "to dig" can also be used in the sense of "to like". And what kind of holes could Perturabo like, now?
@frankeast947
@frankeast947 3 года назад
@@olenickel6013 Ahhhhhhh thank you!
@valentin7541
@valentin7541 5 лет назад
Jojo and TTS in the same day... MY THERMAL REACTOR IS PULSATING WITH EXCITEMEEENT
@RDMARTIN18
@RDMARTIN18 5 лет назад
JoJo?
@FloxPepper
@FloxPepper 5 лет назад
@@RDMARTIN18 Anime, the pillarstodes and the terminator this episode are a reference to it
@slavma9764
@slavma9764 5 лет назад
@@RDMARTIN18 Jojos Bizzar Adventur
@baker90338
@baker90338 5 лет назад
Gamers talk more specifically part 2’s Santana. Fortunately Karstodes is not as... orbital as his reference.
@petarknezovic9447
@petarknezovic9447 5 лет назад
One of your best episodes!
@krieg8943
@krieg8943 3 года назад
“We’re going to revive father!” Kitten: *immediately turns around* TELL ME WHAT TO DO
@mcapollodiomedes3620
@mcapollodiomedes3620 3 года назад
He needa to - MAKE PE NIS INTO ROBOT 6:32
@TheLostWill
@TheLostWill 3 года назад
Magnus: Woah! Hold on! Why aren't all of them naked? Kitten: I'm sorry to report but not all custodes stopped wearing their armor Magnus: That's.... *DISAPPOINTING*
@jagnestormskull3178
@jagnestormskull3178 Год назад
_Said everyone on the release of Codex: Adeptus Custodes_
@ChaplainPhantasm
@ChaplainPhantasm Год назад
*"AGREED! FAILURES, ALL OF YOU!"*
@iconoclast7284
@iconoclast7284 5 лет назад
Calling it now, Kitten is going to talk to the Void Dragon, and maybe defeat him in a children's card game.
@thisisanalt
@thisisanalt 5 лет назад
THIS
@superanimeniac
@superanimeniac 5 лет назад
On a motorcycle
@TheSpearkan
@TheSpearkan 5 лет назад
I disagree, I think Cypher awakens the "machine-man" as part of Eldrads plan, starting a tabletop battle between aforementioned machine man and Kittens custodians Ep. 26 Pt. 1-style
@Nekromant1c
@Nekromant1c 5 лет назад
@@superanimeniac but he didn't take a bike!
@superanimeniac
@superanimeniac 5 лет назад
@@Nekromant1c he didn't take a deck either.
@protoss14
@protoss14 5 лет назад
Hey Magnus you ever hear of 'wincest' Emp: DELETE My sides!
@malfuller3367
@malfuller3367 5 лет назад
He was Shadow Realmed. 😂
@rexlumontad8078
@rexlumontad8078 5 лет назад
Roko I hope he is okay.
@Jsay18
@Jsay18 5 лет назад
ohno
@Warhamer116
@Warhamer116 5 лет назад
((D E L E T E))
@chewyuanqiang
@chewyuanqiang 5 лет назад
If he does come back I am imagining an UNDO button, a trip to the RECYCLE BIN or a BACKUP DRIVE for some reason.
@tenacityxl
@tenacityxl 4 года назад
Theory: I think that Magnus’ constant failure is a product of him being so closely tied to Tzneetch. The change god fucks with the results of his actions so that he ultimately fails at his intended goal. So, by this logic, since Kitten isn’t directly with Magnus, I think that he will ultimately succeed in retrieving the Proteus Protocol from Mars.
@xzenitramx666
@xzenitramx666 4 года назад
Maybe, but I smell a los of deaths in his misión.
@TheNemesis432
@TheNemesis432 3 года назад
@Tin Watchman Truer words have never been spoken. Emperor is a massive failure, a fact he himself admitted. But to be fair it's really hard not to fail when you're playing 5D chess against Chaos Undivided.
@Siegberg91
@Siegberg91 3 года назад
you forgot that mini magnus is attached to kitten
@LegalEliminator
@LegalEliminator 3 года назад
i think we'll find that the void dragon might have a great deal to do with the protocol. kitten and his crew have bitten off more than they could have ever known.
@SanAntonioJoker
@SanAntonioJoker 3 года назад
kitten has his soul
@1forthepriceof218
@1forthepriceof218 3 года назад
Only after two years did I notice the “warboss” Horus threw was a wulfen. Uh, I mean a digganob.
@aceriverpirate9795
@aceriverpirate9795 3 года назад
DIGGANOBZ!
@mcapollodiomedes3620
@mcapollodiomedes3620 3 года назад
@@aceriverpirate9795 umm with fair due respect chapter master but prety sure those are wul-
@aceriverpirate9795
@aceriverpirate9795 3 года назад
@@mcapollodiomedes3620 FOOL! BEHOLD!
@mcapollodiomedes3620
@mcapollodiomedes3620 3 года назад
@@aceriverpirate9795 those are greenskins chapter mast-
@brotherhoodofsteel4751
@brotherhoodofsteel4751 3 года назад
@@mcapollodiomedes3620 GOOD
@maxkennedy8075
@maxkennedy8075 5 лет назад
the virgin “this gets me harder than terminator armour” vs the chad “MY THERMIC REACTOR IS PULSING WITH EXCITEMENT”
@matics453
@matics453 5 лет назад
I will use both
@awittyusernamepleaselaugh7481
@awittyusernamepleaselaugh7481 5 лет назад
But what about "MAKE PEE-NIS INTO RO-BOT!"
@jocosesonata
@jocosesonata 5 лет назад
That's beyond Chad levels. What shall we call it?
@tobiaslinden8769
@tobiaslinden8769 5 лет назад
@@jocosesonata chaddius maximum?
@casimirojulianangelo4804
@casimirojulianangelo4804 5 лет назад
@@tobiaslinden8769 2nd the motion
@Manfromthenorth0551
@Manfromthenorth0551 5 лет назад
The excitement and joy in Dorn's voice when he hears that 2 of his brothers are alive and coming home is so sweet. Dorn is a good brother. Dense as a black hole, but good.
@BurritoPirateXO
@BurritoPirateXO 5 лет назад
Black holes are far more denser than myself.
@rustkarl
@rustkarl 5 лет назад
Dorn The way you say that is “more dense” obviously
@finnheisenheim8274
@finnheisenheim8274 5 лет назад
I wonder if dorn participated in the iron cage because he didn't want to hurt perturabo's feelings.
@drbeard4505
@drbeard4505 5 лет назад
Dorn making a little dig at the Emperor's parenting methods was kind of unexpected too.
@godkid8059
@godkid8059 5 лет назад
@@BurritoPirateXO did you know that Perturabo digs holes?
@dextro1179
@dextro1179 4 года назад
Rogal actually showing emotion when he finds out 2 of his brothers are alive is just so wholesome.
@paulangelopineda2534
@paulangelopineda2534 Год назад
for a primarch who is as blunt and logical as he is, he is very emotional
@jessegd6306
@jessegd6306 3 года назад
In hindsight, bikes REALLY would've helped Kitten move from the ship's parking space to the mechanicus facility much faster than just by walking, and helped persuade the Skitarii to let them in due to having fancy Custodian-grade bikes to worship, AND allowed the potential to have CARDGAMES ON MOTORCYCLES.
@williamaldred335
@williamaldred335 3 года назад
Yes but it seems to be only Magnus that has access to Handtraps so just don't duel him and all should be good.
@filwilliamson9149
@filwilliamson9149 3 года назад
Wait, what is the whole joke about card games on motorcycles?
@jessegd6306
@jessegd6306 3 года назад
The joke is that one of the Yu-Gi-Oh seasons featured motorcycle races combined with monster duels. Never seen it personally but it's been half-mocked for the rediculousness of, well, card games on motorcycles. A big ol' meme.
@filwilliamson9149
@filwilliamson9149 3 года назад
@@jessegd6306 I see
@imapopo2924
@imapopo2924 3 года назад
@@jessegd6306 Yugioh 5Ds. The concept is ludicrous, but it was a good show. Actually had a pretty strong cast of characters.
@esoopthederp7672
@esoopthederp7672 5 лет назад
"Remember how soul fusion is a thing that can occur?" ~ Magnus the red, son of the Emperor "Of course I can, you shit" ~ The emperor, being of a thousand fused souls.
@sunniestbro1064
@sunniestbro1064 4 года назад
Pretty sure it’s just 40
@lordtoademort8124
@lordtoademort8124 4 года назад
I thought it was like 20
@Abdega
@Abdega 4 года назад
He does soul bindings every day, (some of them consumed in the process)
@aceriverpirate9795
@aceriverpirate9795 3 года назад
@@Abdega against his will~
@TravelerZ24
@TravelerZ24 3 года назад
By "fused souls" I think they mean the original shamans that joined together to make the Emperor
@dr.bennett7971
@dr.bennett7971 4 года назад
I love how magnus keeps blood raven's around him, he knows that they are his sons
@atom_bomb_77
@atom_bomb_77 3 года назад
I thought the “Thousand Sons” were his kids?
@flyingplatypus7272
@flyingplatypus7272 3 года назад
@@atom_bomb_77 there's a theory that the Ravens are from thousand sons geneseed
@chandlerwatson1379
@chandlerwatson1379 3 года назад
They do have more psykers then other chapters so it wouldn't be that far fetched
@CafeLiquerstreams
@CafeLiquerstreams 3 года назад
@@chandlerwatson1379 Ahriman also said 'we used to wear the red of our primarch like you' they're prone to mutation (Flesh change) and the inquisition keeps a REALLY close eye on them and chapter master Gabriel Angelos knows the truth about the blood ravens but says itd break the chapter again
@aceriverpirate9795
@aceriverpirate9795 3 года назад
It's a theory; a good theory admittedly and would be a comparable heresy to the whole "Fallen" and Dark Angels stories, but nonetheless, a theory.
@Zakanuva
@Zakanuva 3 года назад
"I expect them back within a month... so five years real-time." *_(Mournful music from the not-too-distant future plays)_*
@elduquecaradura1468
@elduquecaradura1468 Год назад
oh, I didn't noticed that joke made from the Emperor about the series
@vaser-rf6lz
@vaser-rf6lz Месяц назад
It’s been 5 years fellas the time has come
@OOOOOOOOOOOOO69
@OOOOOOOOOOOOO69 Месяц назад
@@vaser-rf6lz finally!
@NunyaBuisness978
@NunyaBuisness978 4 года назад
Does anyone else remember that Brother Santodes was the Custodian who threw himself between The Emperor and Horus in nothing but his underwear to prove that he had as much balls as Ollanius?
@elduquecaradura1468
@elduquecaradura1468 Год назад
I don't know if that's cannon, or Alphabusa work and that's marvelous
@stompchunkman4248
@stompchunkman4248 5 лет назад
I really love how Rogal Dorn sounds legitimately happy and surprised at hearing the news about Corvus and Vulkan being alive. He's not jumping or anything, but considering he's Dorn, he must be stoked.
@elijahgrimm8052
@elijahgrimm8052 5 лет назад
It was his voice, it wasn't the same monotone. He sounded surprised and....happy.
@robertnelson9599
@robertnelson9599 5 лет назад
@@elijahgrimm8052 Dorn does not show his emotions, but he still has them.
@elijahgrimm8052
@elijahgrimm8052 5 лет назад
Can we be sure about that?
@PanzerPlant
@PanzerPlant 5 лет назад
Robert Nelson And when he *does* show them, he *really* shows them, in his own way.
@aceofspadesguy4913
@aceofspadesguy4913 4 года назад
As monotone as Rogal always is that little bit of inflection in his voice is like a normal person screaming with excitement.
@kingofthemonkeypants
@kingofthemonkeypants 5 лет назад
I figured out why Magnus kept insisting on bikes. The Void Dragon obviously plays Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker On Motorcycles
@woundedzilla1517
@woundedzilla1517 5 лет назад
In other words “takes deep breath” CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES
@josecolon2717
@josecolon2717 5 лет назад
Woundidzilla 15 1 if it is his favorite then that is yet another reason I like him
@fumarc4501
@fumarc4501 5 лет назад
Card games on motorcycles?
@Tucher97
@Tucher97 5 лет назад
@@fumarc4501 yes, I know the card game name but I dont know how to spell it out, but yes, I think it went from a statium/school setting where there was a thing that is helda t hte forearms and that is used while another maybe much later has motor cycles
@lumberluc
@lumberluc 5 лет назад
Don't introduce Khan to this one... He'll make it into a fap session than a game session.
@that1connor583
@that1connor583 3 года назад
"First of, are we cool now?" *Cuts to ad of a building getting demolished in "Magic: The Gathering" universe, skips ad* "[retinens white noise]" ... I think I just saw into the mind of Captain-General Kitten for a second...
@navysealinguardiantank2679
@navysealinguardiantank2679 3 года назад
😂🤣
@ALJ9000
@ALJ9000 8 месяцев назад
The only time I think ads are alright
@ShineDark
@ShineDark 3 года назад
After seeing Kitten and Magnus just chilling like that in that one little piece of art, I now wish to see so much more art of those two being adorable little half-brothers.
@Haloister
@Haloister 5 лет назад
*Goes to page 19 of Deathworld* Well I'll be damned.
@clothar23
@clothar23 5 лет назад
I know right , my world view has been shattered.
@joshuaking9408
@joshuaking9408 5 лет назад
4th Dimensional Warp Fuckery at it's finest.
@Haloister
@Haloister 5 лет назад
@@clothar23 More surprised Karstodes can read, honestly.
@fumarc4501
@fumarc4501 5 лет назад
Progress!
@xx_halkon_xx8936
@xx_halkon_xx8936 5 лет назад
@@fumarc4501 dude you also see this series, i saw some of your coments on the templin institute mini series
@AragornRespecter
@AragornRespecter 5 лет назад
Kitten’s genuine concern OBLITERATED by Magnus with FACTS AND LOGIC!
@VioletDeathRei
@VioletDeathRei 5 лет назад
Vulkan Lives! *Stomp* *Stomp*
@DrJReefer
@DrJReefer 5 лет назад
@@VioletDeathRei WHAT?
@fumarc4501
@fumarc4501 5 лет назад
ADVENTURE!
@Dude_Nice
@Dude_Nice 5 лет назад
ok, this is epic
@baker90338
@baker90338 5 лет назад
Pyrus I believe I have found Magnus other favorite writer. Beniajam shapierio
@Hal0_The_Synth
@Hal0_The_Synth 3 года назад
"WE ARE GOING TO REVIVE FATHER!!" *gmod metal spazzing*
@drdeath3918
@drdeath3918 Год назад
-“Hey Magnus have you heard of wincest-“ *DELETE* I’m so dead lmao
@operatorchakkoty4257
@operatorchakkoty4257 Год назад
So is he.
@deniz6358
@deniz6358 10 месяцев назад
What did he meant with "w" in "wincest"? I am asking because it bothers me not able to get the joke
@ae3qe27u3
@ae3qe27u3 10 месяцев назад
​@@deniz6358ahhhhhh it's a reference to the Supernatural TV series, I think. Some fans ship the two main characters (who are brothers) together. Since their last name is "Winchester," people made an acronym for it. I think it's nasty, but... people write what they will
@deniz6358
@deniz6358 10 месяцев назад
@@ae3qe27u3 thank you for taking time to answer my question ✌️
@ae3qe27u3
@ae3qe27u3 10 месяцев назад
@@deniz6358 Ye! Happy to do so It's interesting to see that Emps is okay(ish) leaving the Custodes to their... stuff, but the moment one of them tries to bring in the Primarchs, removed. I used to watch the TV show back in the day, and the shippers got to a point where they actually referenced it in the show (in-world, there's a book series written by a psychic* about their shenanigans, it gets popular) ("They know we're brothers, right?"/"Doesn't seem to matter to them"/[disgusted expression]) * technically a prophet (plus some other stuff), but baaasically a holy psychic
@god-of-a-new-world7786
@god-of-a-new-world7786 5 лет назад
One son is half Orc One son is half Daemon and one has an eldar GF
@magnustheredxv
@magnustheredxv 5 лет назад
Another had a Tau girlfriend, but she broke up with him.
@klebermarchand
@klebermarchand 5 лет назад
@@magnustheredxv THAT'S NOT CANNON !
@merrittanimation7721
@merrittanimation7721 5 лет назад
@@magnustheredxv Continue with that talk and we're strapping you a rock again.
@dawatchng
@dawatchng 5 лет назад
Wait, which one has a eldar gf?
@barrybend7189
@barrybend7189 5 лет назад
@@dawatchng Guilliman.
@Trust751
@Trust751 5 лет назад
Calling it now: Kitten is going to regret not taking bikes
@barrybend7189
@barrybend7189 5 лет назад
But the emissaries will guilt trip the Mechanicus into giving kitten and his band the best bikes available.
@Trust751
@Trust751 5 лет назад
@@barrybend7189 Only if they have toasters to trade
@ericboutet5315
@ericboutet5315 5 лет назад
He will have to play Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth-Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker on motorcycle against the Void dragon
@Abdega
@Abdega 5 лет назад
@Eric Boutet What does he get if we wins?
@lonewanderer1328
@lonewanderer1328 5 лет назад
Abdega instructions of the resurrection cheat code and how to use it.
@Synthonym
@Synthonym Год назад
10:20 I love how they kept Zegram's legit laughter in, because it's exactly the sort of quip Magnus would find hilarious
@terrorcop101
@terrorcop101 3 года назад
"I summon Prohibition Hammer." Also, has anyone noticed that the Emperor's been using the phrase "just as planned" or similar a lot in the past few videos? Are we sure we haven't been listening to Tzeentch this whole time?
@mithiwithi
@mithiwithi Год назад
Anytime Tzeentch comes into the narrative, things are.. complicated. Tzeentch may actually have been _helping_ the Emperor put a leash on Chaos just because the Emperor's devious plans are so deviously awesome that Tzeentch can't help but be enthralled by them and want them to succeed.
@CrystahlK
@CrystahlK 5 лет назад
I’ve only just realised why there is a washing machine in Kitten’s office. Cats are known for watching said machines in action.
@magnustheredxv
@magnustheredxv 5 лет назад
They do?
@coriusfarinprimarchofthese7007
@coriusfarinprimarchofthese7007 4 года назад
@@magnustheredxv Hello brother. Yes, those pesky feline beast do like to watch those machines go.
@magnustheredxv
@magnustheredxv 4 года назад
@@coriusfarinprimarchofthese7007 What the? How are you here?
@rogaldorn4759
@rogaldorn4759 4 года назад
@@coriusfarinprimarchofthese7007 Preposterous! You are not canon. Leave this existence, before father himself turns you into an arco-flagellant.
@coriusfarinprimarchofthese7007
@coriusfarinprimarchofthese7007 4 года назад
@@rogaldorn4759 Will father mot be overjoyed to see me again? I have been gone for so very long...
@helghastslayah1367
@helghastslayah1367 5 лет назад
In the 32nd Millennium...VULKAN EXISTED.
@sr.favopossodeixarvaziosim4595
Once upon a time... Vulkan was him
@cyreni9756
@cyreni9756 5 лет назад
"And I... was *me*."
@falseprophet1415
@falseprophet1415 5 лет назад
Emps: DAMN IT ROGAL!!
@AnIdiotsLantern
@AnIdiotsLantern 2 года назад
I love how Kitten and Magnus will fight with claws out, screaming about being right over tiny details that don’t matter, until the very instant that something that bothers BOTH of them comes up and then the two of them divert to complain about the new thing. This is why their friendship works so well. It’s heartwarming.
@basicbod4205
@basicbod4205 Год назад
18:46 "...Who is riding him?" The uncomfortable fear in the custodes voice brings me to tears
@Warricane
@Warricane 5 лет назад
"I am MANY years old" is the most AGGRESSIVELY light way to accurately describe a Primarch's age
@SpoonieMcspoonington
@SpoonieMcspoonington 5 лет назад
Brother Santodes filled me with so much joy the moment he appeared in golden musical splendor tears flew down my face and my eyes were wide with amazement, How you thought to make a fabulous contemptor dreadnaught which is the best dreadnaught pattern ever is beyond inspired.
@unluckyone1655
@unluckyone1655 5 лет назад
I admit, I swooned
@matics453
@matics453 5 лет назад
SPOILERS :) 12:55
@themagicalspacepapa3109
@themagicalspacepapa3109 5 лет назад
I had a little girl scream when he said I was awakened by my master
@JohannesBGoode
@JohannesBGoode 5 лет назад
I was watching this in my bed on my TV and I fucking fell out of bed when I saw that
@matematulji
@matematulji 5 лет назад
It's even better when you find out he's voiced by the guy who does Cell from DBZ Abridged and Alucard from Hellsing Abridged
@Wolf-Nyan
@Wolf-Nyan 3 года назад
“by my VICIOUSLY SLATHERED FORESKIN” Jesus f^cking Christ I was not ready for that xз
@aceriverpirate9795
@aceriverpirate9795 3 года назад
You see, it's those little in-between-the-lines things that show Slaaneshi influence.
@Demonllie14
@Demonllie14 3 года назад
I died
@alphawolf5278
@alphawolf5278 2 года назад
Made me wheeze so hard I legit almost suffocated
@avocadotoast6369
@avocadotoast6369 3 года назад
I love the genuine hints of excitement in Rogal Dorn's voice upon hearing his brothers are alive and have returned, it's a very powerful moment given his normal composure and monotone voice. It's all the little things..
@dumpygrimbo8623
@dumpygrimbo8623 5 лет назад
The real hero of the series is the random soldier who runs away every episode
@allankanegalian6401
@allankanegalian6401 5 лет назад
Poor guy is probably lost in that fuck huge of a castle.
@ferbthe2gadgetguy
@ferbthe2gadgetguy 5 лет назад
@@allankanegalian6401 The Imperial Palace is actually the size of a continent. And seeing as Terra has no water anymore...
@Fighterpilot555
@Fighterpilot555 5 лет назад
@@allankanegalian6401 No. The Imperial Palace is not "fuck huge". It is Fuckhueg
@kishinasura1504
@kishinasura1504 5 лет назад
He was probably killed by Gold Experience Requiem like, 38000 years ago and he is still experiencing dead.
@santasalligators
@santasalligators 5 лет назад
What the hell was that wired wind-up heresy...?
@khamankhoma8232
@khamankhoma8232 5 лет назад
Sanguinius has wings: Emperor: "Don't you talk smack about my precious Hawk boy!" Magnus has wings: Emperor: [chicken jokes]
@PumpkinHoard
@PumpkinHoard 5 лет назад
Magnus may have wings, but he's far from fabulous. Hawk Boy was by far the closest to the Emperors vision for the future of humanity. You know, the one where all humans are like the Emperor of old with perfect abs, the most fabulous hair imaginable and op psychic powers....
@Abdega
@Abdega 5 лет назад
@NorfookianJesus Basically the “Glorious PC Master Race” artwork
@Reddotzebra
@Reddotzebra 5 лет назад
He should have been the one to lead the crusade after all. He's got Horus's endorsement! =p
@matteodelgallo1983
@matteodelgallo1983 5 лет назад
@@Abdega Pretty sure *that* is where the PCMR artwork comes from
@mencheperra3916
@mencheperra3916 5 лет назад
Magnus: I HAVE NIPPLES ON MY HEAD?!
@mattroxursoul
@mattroxursoul 3 года назад
Little Kitten and Magnus are best buddies for life it seems. Kinda reaffirms it when Rogal is explaining what the Fabstodes did to take over the role of caretaker. He does seem genuine in his displeasure for how mean they were to his friend.
@surimonizarro9791
@surimonizarro9791 3 года назад
"WE ARE GOING TO REVIVE FATHER!" *Half life collision noises* I'm fucking dying from this show XD
@Big_E_Soul_Fragment
@Big_E_Soul_Fragment 5 лет назад
Came so fast the White Scars recruited me.
@BW-CZ
@BW-CZ 5 лет назад
Are you sure it wasn't the Emperor's Children? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@VioletEverlasting
@VioletEverlasting 5 лет назад
Wow they recruited a part of my soul
@mr.dinklemen2445
@mr.dinklemen2445 5 лет назад
Ohhh my Emperor; seems like someone got a little bit too excited, shall I call the Custodes to "ASSIST" you?
@VioletEverlasting
@VioletEverlasting 5 лет назад
@@mr.dinklemen2445 i think im gonna send you to the Dark Eldar
@pheonixflame1568
@pheonixflame1568 5 лет назад
And your girlfriend left you 😎
@Saeronor
@Saeronor 5 лет назад
Magnus: We haven't been gone for *that* long, y'know. Kitten: What. RU-vid audience: *LITERALLY WHAT*
@MRDLT00
@MRDLT00 5 лет назад
@manifestation of Gudako's insanity Those references are so hilarious in how vague and yet precise they are. XD
@paininthebum7843
@paininthebum7843 5 лет назад
@manifestation of Gudako's insanity Berserk is just one big hiatus at this point, Miura is too busy playing idolmaster to draw.
@lacarthcinclair5401
@lacarthcinclair5401 5 лет назад
Reminds me of an old flash game series, where one of them ended with the main character gaining magical powers, killing his evil self from the future, and then jumping through a portal. Then a many-year hiatus happened. The next game started with him jumping out of the other side of the portal and proclaiming, "I got through! And only after three year- Seconds! Only after three seconds!"
@zohess9419
@zohess9419 5 лет назад
@@lacarthcinclair5401 whats this game? Ive never heard of it. Is the mechanicus behind its mystery?
@ineednochannelyoutube5384
@ineednochannelyoutube5384 5 лет назад
Fifth degrees warp fuckery.
@witchBoi_Connor
@witchBoi_Connor 3 года назад
Scones are neither bread nor cake, but a “quick bread”, or, as I would refer to it but a Brit would slap me for, a biscuit. Cake is defined by being baked from a batter that rises from chemical leavening, bread is defined by being made by a yeasted dough. Scones use chemical leavening like cake, but are a dough, not a batter, much like American biscuits are. Scones are, however, supposed to be sweet, and I’ll fight on that one.
@HoodedLord
@HoodedLord 3 года назад
NEERRRRRRRD
@eva2602
@eva2602 3 года назад
pastry
@TheHateCorp
@TheHateCorp 3 года назад
If they're SUPPOSED to be sweet, why isn't sugar an ingredient?
@TheHateCorp
@TheHateCorp 3 года назад
@@HoodedLord Edgelord. Personally, I'd prefer being a nerd.
@HoodedLord
@HoodedLord 3 года назад
@@TheHateCorp Haha as do I, but there is entertainment to be found in being an edgelord on the odd occasion, especially if you can get everyone around you to look in horror and confusion, like using buzzwords in the wrong way just to torture people.
@lordmalecith2300
@lordmalecith2300 3 года назад
When Magnus said "If the pontoons on that thing were protruding upwards it, it'd look like a big boy sausage mobile" at 12:04 I _fucking _*_died_* of laughter.
@saipranavpalla1467
@saipranavpalla1467 2 года назад
The gyrfalcon jetbike looks like a sausage bike
@JhoTerra
@JhoTerra 5 лет назад
For some reason that bloke randomly in the throne room is one of my favorite characters ever introduced in the series.
@TheOmegagoldfish
@TheOmegagoldfish 5 лет назад
Chronicler first appeared in Special Number 5, describing the Dark Eldar's arsenal. His mind is glass pane that is shattering, and no fortress. It is an open field ravaged by internecine conflict and chicken.
@barrybend7189
@barrybend7189 5 лет назад
That and 40K theories guy.
@Discotekh_Dynasty
@Discotekh_Dynasty 5 лет назад
He has a channel called oculus Imperia- it’s really good!
@magnustheredxv
@magnustheredxv 5 лет назад
@@TheOmegagoldfish The Drukhari arsenal was last episode, though, not Special 5.
@finnheisenheim8274
@finnheisenheim8274 5 лет назад
Normals are a rare sight in this series.
@scrombat
@scrombat 5 лет назад
The chronicler is terrifying: He just casually knocks over a 10ft muscle bound superhuman with just his elbow.
@ExtreamGaming100
@ExtreamGaming100 5 лет назад
Wuwwhat is a normal doing here
@ISAFSoldier
@ISAFSoldier 5 лет назад
@@ExtreamGaming100 :: SMACK ::
@mightykanohii
@mightykanohii 5 лет назад
Madness is power in 40K. Remember Kaldor Draigo.
@Statusinator
@Statusinator 5 лет назад
The custodian probably just slipped on his body oil.
@jeffmusyoka1876
@jeffmusyoka1876 5 лет назад
I thought its the sigillite 🤓
@pablo-rv7tp
@pablo-rv7tp 4 года назад
I died at *"MAKE **_PEE_** NIS INTO ROBOT"*
@mandridhugh9555
@mandridhugh9555 Год назад
"I expect them home in 5 years real time" well with one year to go who knows what could happen.
@LtDavidB312
@LtDavidB312 Год назад
Hope springs eternal.
@voidwalkerbruh7426
@voidwalkerbruh7426 9 месяцев назад
5 months
@simonscience5846
@simonscience5846 5 лет назад
I love how Dorn's monologues allways start with "______ existed"
@gideonmele1556
@gideonmele1556 5 лет назад
Or “I... was me”
@MilkoAritonoski
@MilkoAritonoski 5 лет назад
I am yet to be convinced this isn't the best original video series on RU-vid. How on Terra can you improve them over and over again Alfa, it is just... wow.
@mike-fr2vf
@mike-fr2vf 5 лет назад
Truly amazing. So much love and effort put into this..
@slothfulcobra
@slothfulcobra 5 лет назад
I'd say it's also the most original kind of video series on youtube. It's like red vs blue head bobbing but with elaborately painted images. Kitten's bobbing ends up making him wiggle like a banana
@marialarson1711
@marialarson1711 2 года назад
People are surprised that Marckus and Kitten are together in Hunters... when Kitten and Magnus travel by cuddling in the original.
@vsGoliath96
@vsGoliath96 3 года назад
"Tell us of these plans you have hatched." *"HUURGH!"*
@mcapollodiomedes3620
@mcapollodiomedes3620 3 года назад
Well the emprah aint that cocky but father... quite ltterally Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey
@andrewarnold2450
@andrewarnold2450 4 года назад
The two helmetless space marines that follow Kitten around are the best things in this series since the Emperor himself. "OGRYNS?!?"
@TheHateCorp
@TheHateCorp 3 года назад
Boreale and Diomedes are even older than the TTS series, I think. Iirc they were a part of his first community project...
@austincrisp9829
@austincrisp9829 4 года назад
My favorite line: Lockwarden:"Look, let's be _real_ , wearing slick, black, gold-trimmed Allarus Terminator armor can be _just_ as erogenous as wearing nothing at all. 😎"
@foxthefox1594
@foxthefox1594 4 года назад
Mine is “Scones are sandwich breads”
@thebandofbastards4934
@thebandofbastards4934 4 года назад
The adeptus mechanicus agree.
@samdalton2520
@samdalton2520 4 года назад
HUMOUNGOUS TERMINATOR DADDIES
@thebandofbastards4934
@thebandofbastards4934 4 года назад
@@samdalton2520 YES
@Trajiun
@Trajiun 4 года назад
This is fair
@BirchMonkey857
@BirchMonkey857 3 года назад
"Being right is always relevant" is my approach to conversations.
@ciaranmcguinness8900
@ciaranmcguinness8900 3 года назад
32:20 "By my VICIOUSLY SLATHERED FORESKIN" Had me absolutely dying, in fact most of the Custodes' antics made me roll around with laughter
@Psychogroundparty
@Psychogroundparty 5 лет назад
"My mind is no fortress! It is an open pasture ravaged by internecine conflict! And chicken." Best quote of 2019 so far
@sd501st5
@sd501st5 5 лет назад
*sees notification for a new TTS Episode* *spits out the coffee and drops everything else to watch* ... *cries in 360p*
@kontrol42
@kontrol42 5 лет назад
SD501st *No cost too great.*
@captainjackloco
@captainjackloco 5 лет назад
REWATCH FOR THESE ARE HOLY SCRIPTURES
@christopherg2347
@christopherg2347 5 лет назад
It is avalible in HD quality. Processing/re-encoding does not take long with such a Video.
@alphariusomegon4442
@alphariusomegon4442 5 лет назад
My Eyes!! Also kinda sad the Blood Ravens didn't get there reunion with Magnus.
@javiergallardojr9048
@javiergallardojr9048 5 лет назад
*REJOICING IN HOME LAPTOP 1080P*
@kb3164
@kb3164 3 года назад
It took me over a year to realize that each of the Ork names they us as examples are describing the characters that say them.
@samrussell9264
@samrussell9264 3 года назад
" Father " " Son " " Brother " " Brother " " Hot Stuff " Why I keep coming back...
@2A_W3ND1G0
@2A_W3ND1G0 3 года назад
" C U R T A I L M E N T "
@Victor-056
@Victor-056 3 года назад
@@2A_W3ND1G0 You forgot the "What?" From Magnus.
@aceriverpirate9795
@aceriverpirate9795 3 года назад
@@Victor-056 unfortunate. I will fortify this position.
@Firepup740
@Firepup740 2 года назад
" Curtailment "
@Damionscool
@Damionscool 5 лет назад
"Oil spills are FAR TO ABUNDANT IN THIS PALACE!" "There is passive aggression in the air!" "ITS NOT A PASSIVE AS YOU'D LIKE TO BELIEVE SANTODES!!" Laughing for a straight minute.
@Elenrai
@Elenrai 5 лет назад
Honestly, we all want to see kitten kick the living shit out of his misbehaving subordinates...seriously, they need some good old fashioned decimation!
@johnsandoval1246
@johnsandoval1246 5 лет назад
Man, that frightened Guardsman really gets around.
@Matihood1
@Matihood1 5 лет назад
ikr. He pops up everywhere. Who is he?
@CryingZombie666
@CryingZombie666 5 лет назад
@Mati Hooti Pius, who else?
@Matihood1
@Matihood1 5 лет назад
StygianTraveler141 But... he was obliterated by Horus, no? I know he was a perpetual but I thought that according to the canon, Horus destroyed him. Oh well, if he's alive then that's great!
@CryingZombie666
@CryingZombie666 5 лет назад
@Mati Hooti T'is ain't canon, son. Now where's that glass of mucus cocktail? So fucking thirsty- Oh, lest I forget, give the Corpse-Emperor my regards for me ;)
@jnb_110
@jnb_110 5 лет назад
StygianTraveler141 That frightened guardsman wasnt Pious and Pious getting between the Emperor and Horus is still canon to me. Perhaps I should send you to a totally-safe and not-a-labor-camp feral world to give you good information.
@noahf8752
@noahf8752 3 года назад
Me: Santodes sounds a lot like Guru from DBZA *Sees Takahata playing as Santodes* Me: Yeah that’s about right
@daelnelbel
@daelnelbel Год назад
I AM HILARIOUS, AND YOU WILL QUOTE EVERYTHING I SAY!
@Marcusaralius76
@Marcusaralius76 3 года назад
I heard the theme, I immediately got excited. Seeing Brother Santodes for the first time was the greatest thing I've ever seen.
@EcthelonEvendil
@EcthelonEvendil 5 лет назад
"What was she THINKING?" It's lines like this that makes me love this series so much. I had to pause the video until I stopped laughing.
@ineednochannelyoutube5384
@ineednochannelyoutube5384 5 лет назад
What was that referring to?
@Sol-cx8dw
@Sol-cx8dw 5 лет назад
As far as I remember, Kitten got dumped by an eldar.
@StephenSquarepants
@StephenSquarepants 5 лет назад
@@Sol-cx8dw nope, he got dumped by commander shadowsun, a tau
@EcthelonEvendil
@EcthelonEvendil 5 лет назад
It's playing off a running joke that Kitten used to be in a relationship with Shadowsun (a Tau woman) who then dumped him. The guy who said "what was she thinking" mentioned something earlier in the video about Kitten talking to him about the breakup, though Kitten always denies it happened. There is a video on this channel in which the emperor mocks Kitten about the relationship.
@ineednochannelyoutube5384
@ineednochannelyoutube5384 5 лет назад
@@EcthelonEvendil Thank you for the response. Is this some weird demi canon alfabusa unearthed for the lulz or is it a tts origina joke though?
@slothfulcobra
@slothfulcobra 5 лет назад
"No I'm not going to tell the whole truth to the emperor" *proceeds to tell the whole truth to the emperor*
@CryingZombie666
@CryingZombie666 5 лет назад
Well, Big E knew anyway. So would you choose lie over truth, facing that BIG OL' SUPER PSYCHIC SKELETON?
@148crusader
@148crusader 5 лет назад
Just another on the long list of Magnus' failures.
@CryingZombie666
@CryingZombie666 5 лет назад
@148crusader At least he tried, unlike Corax shutting himself in his room/quarters after failing to rebuild the Raven Guard.
@lumberluc
@lumberluc 5 лет назад
That was after he was called out on his 'failures' (Glorious they may be)
@dinodude6992
@dinodude6992 4 года назад
19:17 A normie casually elbows a custodes This is one of the reasons I love this series
@greggolding7627
@greggolding7627 6 месяцев назад
The Mini Magnus part reminded me of some RPG video games I played. I played a lot of games. I like the thinking for the creativity of this episode.
@Fr33zy159
@Fr33zy159 5 лет назад
"i 'M G H O O O S E" I'm dead.
@fishpop
@fishpop 5 лет назад
@Aeoneth Thanks. MiniMagnus is funny but let's hope he doesn't outstay his welcome.
@rustyzipper19
@rustyzipper19 5 лет назад
*MEeEeEeeEeeEeEeEEE*
@Abdega
@Abdega 5 лет назад
Is he going to be like Chazz’s Ojama from Yu Gi Oh?
@giantturtlecat2959
@giantturtlecat2959 5 лет назад
Now You’re Ghooooooossseeeee
@centristcommisar7828
@centristcommisar7828 5 лет назад
Fr33zy159 I died too. “ NOW I’M GHOOOOOOOOSE TOOOOOOOO!!!!”
@meitynajoan5553
@meitynajoan5553 5 лет назад
Holy shit a Pillar Dreadnought
@magnustheredxv
@magnustheredxv 5 лет назад
A Pillarnought?
@arthurvaniseghem3704
@arthurvaniseghem3704 5 лет назад
@@magnustheredxv I suspect he does a fair bit of pillaring
@barrybend7189
@barrybend7189 5 лет назад
Its Karstoades.
@olivierluisin1790
@olivierluisin1790 5 лет назад
AYAYAYAYAAAAAA!
@Arthanias
@Arthanias 5 лет назад
Dreadstodes
@TexMeta
@TexMeta Год назад
This episode cemented Magnus as my favorite TTS character.
@theanarchist_0025
@theanarchist_0025 3 года назад
32:35 wincest
@legatereme1983
@legatereme1983 3 года назад
One of the best part
@Unkillable4276
@Unkillable4276 Год назад
*DELETE*
@Oliolli3
@Oliolli3 5 лет назад
People aren't giving the Chronicler enough credit for PUNCHING OUT A CUSTODIAN.
@magnustheredxv
@magnustheredxv 5 лет назад
Is that physically possible for them?
@DanteTheDemon7
@DanteTheDemon7 5 лет назад
It’s one of the best parts of the episode, the custodies reaction to him and then just getting bitch slapped is great. Hope we see more of him Also how the fuck did he SENSE Magnus?!?!???
@shamrocksardonic2582
@shamrocksardonic2582 5 лет назад
He has been driven mad by the warp. He can taste his presence with his eyeballs.
@mouseprotector5081
@mouseprotector5081 5 лет назад
the chronicler is like one of my new favkrite characters. just the fact that theres just the random normal amongst primarcha custodes and the emporeror and hes just slowing being driven insane. its hilarious.
@Oliolli3
@Oliolli3 5 лет назад
@@mouseprotector5081 Boy is still better, though.
@TroloGame2
@TroloGame2 5 лет назад
All Custodes so far refer to the Emperor as ''my Master". Thus,when Santodes said ''MY MASTER AWAKENED MEEE" could mean that the Emperor predicted Mangus's plan and awakened Santodes just in time when Kitten would require *brawn*. Also,taken out of context,the Emperor also said in The Black Templar voxcast that he will send his Custodes as his ''eyes and ears'', also meaning that Santodes might be actually spying ,in this trip to Mars, Kitten and his Gang's actions.
@louisarius9672
@louisarius9672 4 года назад
Magnus: Aww........sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssshit.
@larrychilders6599
@larrychilders6599 4 года назад
Wamooo
@Abdega
@Abdega 4 года назад
Emperor: I heard them yelling all the way from the throne room, Not 100% sure about what, but it sounded like they needed muscle
@austinbutcher8106
@austinbutcher8106 4 года назад
Brother santodies...convince them
@Kareszkoma
@Kareszkoma 4 года назад
Oh no. That would also mean that Kitten was sent to supervise, spy on Magnus. Now he is doing his own thing, he is being spied on. Just like the Inquisition and Officio Assassinorum. Damn. Emps have no chill.
@upyours75
@upyours75 3 года назад
"*GAAAAAAAAASP* BROTHER! YOUR DARE UNDERESTIMATE OUR BLOOD CHAPTER COOKING?!" 34:52
@mcapollodiomedes3620
@mcapollodiomedes3620 3 года назад
GAH ! YOU DARE!!??
@sbkMulletMan
@sbkMulletMan Год назад
I love that Magnus, a huge devil-bird, is deeply disturbed by the cherubim to the point where he is compelled to just NUKE them straight out of the air. I'm reading an Adepta Sororitas book right now, and every time a cherubim shows up, I can't help but think "Oh, hoh-hoh-hoh, FAWK No!", and it is glorious.
@heavyweightchampionofkhorn1309
So hold up. The Emperor just deleted Costodisi from all existence... Esidisi was the first of the trio to die in battle tendency..... [NERVOUS CHAINAXE IDLING]
@John-Stark
@John-Stark 5 лет назад
aw shit...
@biorevolver123765
@biorevolver123765 5 лет назад
Mrw: 32:42
@Abdega
@Abdega 5 лет назад
I hope he just went to a certain library where *clowning around* is more acceptable *[B.A Z I N G A]*
@WTFisTingispingis
@WTFisTingispingis 5 лет назад
@Tin Watchman Like the Black Library.
@elysiankentarchy1531
@elysiankentarchy1531 5 лет назад
@Tin Watchman Well the Custodians in this have been shown to be afraid of or at least put off by Slanneshi daemons as well as clowns so... he calls in a favor and has Slannesh and Cegorach team up on him?
@Reddotzebra
@Reddotzebra 5 лет назад
"Perturabo digs holes, I can't...!" That literally never gets old XD
@lyrainealei7848
@lyrainealei7848 4 года назад
*looks up from files of Evil Tech Support* We *broke* planets! *Hits people with a shovel held by a mechadentrite, before resuming Warpsmithing things* By the Gods, if Father Perturabo is not arm-wrestling *the damned* Uncle Dorn again, I will turn loyalist. Do not make me break your world ... with my shovel. Iron Within! Iron Without!
@MeetYourDarkSide
@MeetYourDarkSide 4 года назад
Mini Magnus and the ghost of Ferrus Manus always boost my mood, not to mention the reminder that "Perturabo digs holes..."
@Crusader-Ramos45
@Crusader-Ramos45 3 года назад
Magnus: We’re going to *revive father*!! [kitten rushes back being convinced] Seems I got your attention. Me when I get excited about something that crossed my path and caught my ears.
@noanisse
@noanisse 5 лет назад
I love that Magnus doesn't want to call Kitten 'Kitten' anymore unlike before they went on their trip. Really shows how they have grown closer, well done Bruva Alfabusa!
@RemUchiha
@RemUchiha 5 лет назад
I actually have a theory about that, based on Kitten being the name Magnus used to sign the contract with him: I don’t think Magnus *can* call him by that name anymore without voiding the contract or something. I’m pretty sure he hasn’t called him Kitten since the contract was signed.
@lupa3998
@lupa3998 5 лет назад
it might also be magnus has respect for kitten due to the whole children's card game for ownership of magnus' soul thing.
@Elenrai
@Elenrai 5 лет назад
@@lupa3998 Oh true, our little kitten, much like his daddy, wreck chaos gods on a whim apparently.... Really goes to show how fucking redundant the primearchs were!
@DuoSanguis
@DuoSanguis 5 лет назад
@@Elenrai He's just one of the lost primarchs dont'cha know
@alchemicpunk1509
@alchemicpunk1509 5 лет назад
@ZanaLyranda Could also be that since Kitten is now bound by that name to the contract, Magnus uttering it would summon our dear CornCob.
4 года назад
The Big E: I expect them to be home by next month.... so in 5 years real time me: That is some juicy 4th degree warp fuckery right there
@Tonatsi
@Tonatsi 3 года назад
Definitely warp fuckery if they dont turn on their gellar field
@aceriverpirate9795
@aceriverpirate9795 3 года назад
BUT DID YOU AT ALL TAKE INTO ACCOUNT THE RISKS YOU PUT YOUR COMPANY THROUGH BY ACCEPTING THIS MISSION, *ALONE*, NO LESS, WITH NO BACK-UP WHATSOEVER.
@Servellion
@Servellion 3 года назад
Warp travel! Arrive in a week, arrive a millennium later or arrive before you left. And that's *if* you arrive at all.
@jonathanhamilton6190
@jonathanhamilton6190 3 года назад
4 more years to go
@shiluk84
@shiluk84 3 года назад
It took me a year to understand that emperors "incorrect time" was referring to the time in our universe between TTS episodes being made
@jorgedeanoperez316
@jorgedeanoperez316 3 года назад
That art of Magnus and Kitten at 8:51 is adorable 😍
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