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If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device - Episode 25: Fiery Family Reunion 

Bruva Alfabusa
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Base Script/Story by: Alfabusa
Script Writers: Earndil, Fresh
Script Editors: Failsnake, ThunderPsyker, Munkey, Nostalgia, Comrade Crimson
Art by:
Gods-and-Kings (OG Magnus)
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Eliphus (Ephrael Stern, Chapter Master Tu'Shan, Phantom Titan linework)
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Music: StringStorm
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Zegram as Magnus the Red
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Failsnake as Cegorach
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TheLemonGrenade as Custodisi, Chapter Master Tu’Shan
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Nostalgia as Ephrael Stern
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SuperAnchors as Rogal Dorn
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Garrot as Random Techpriest
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Karl the Deranged as Marneus Calgar
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Kochiha Ichihara as Cato Sicarius, Forgefather He’Stan,
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Snipe and Wib as the Lost Phantom Titan of Mr-rioh’i
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Alfabusa as Wamuudes, Ultramarine Honour Guard, Firedrake
Terminators
StringStorm as Brainghost Ferrus
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ComradeCrimson as Vulkan
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Fresh as Corvus Corax
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Комментарии : 6 тыс.   
@ieuanhunt552
@ieuanhunt552 4 года назад
"Me mum was a tube, a tube in mount Everest" Kitten is a lost Primarch confirmed.
@auugh43546
@auugh43546 3 года назад
nah, he just fell to the black rage even though he's a custodes and not a blood angel
@chiefkeef74
@chiefkeef74 3 года назад
Magnus has been hanging out with his oldest bro Lion El'Jonson the whole time.
@KingLich451
@KingLich451 2 года назад
@@bentim7732 *[ B A Z I N G A ]*
@AnimatedTerror
@AnimatedTerror 2 года назад
I remember hearing an actual theory that the line about the tube refers to the idea that kitten is not a regular custodies and is in fact a genetically modified version of a custodies made for the sole purpose of being everything a regular one isn’t. Emotional, hyper intelligent and a master tactician and warrior. He was literally made for the sole purpose of leading the adeptus custodies and acting as a linchpin over all facets of the custodies. Of course tts is a comedy primarily so this honestly interesting concept is played off and completely ignored for laughs. And I love that.
@Matihood1
@Matihood1 2 года назад
@@AnimatedTerror Nah, it was confirmed somewhere that the scriptwriters did a derp (or maybe it was just ThunderPsyker; not sure if this part was even properly scripted).
@kylemoss2325
@kylemoss2325 5 лет назад
I just realized Magnus cast magic by saying "please and thank you." The magic words. UUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!
@rexalley8397
@rexalley8397 4 года назад
Gods dammit
@filipwolffs
@filipwolffs 4 года назад
I can't believe I never got that. That's horrible.
@Amanda_Harper
@Amanda_Harper 4 года назад
Frikkin’ heretical dried out ketchup bottle!
@TuckBolt
@TuckBolt 4 года назад
BAZINGA
@raintamer8121
@raintamer8121 4 года назад
Props.
@gravitydefyingturtle
@gravitydefyingturtle 4 года назад
"I wanna go back in the box... the box does not judge, it just hates." Me when quarantine ends.
@holdencross5904
@holdencross5904 3 года назад
You’re in luck! We are back in Lockdown
@stingingcashew2321
@stingingcashew2321 3 года назад
Hahaha "when it ends" hahaha(slowly begins to cry)
@marseldagistani1989
@marseldagistani1989 3 года назад
Isn't that what all hardcore introverts say?
@eleventhprimarch5303
@eleventhprimarch5303 3 года назад
"Ends"?
@Ryvaken
@Ryvaken 3 года назад
Trust me, there'll be plenty of hate to go around when "quarantine" fails.
@rhomaioi
@rhomaioi 4 года назад
Magnus: *says T’au* Kitten: *ANGRY BRITISH RAGE*
@callousTelegnosis
@callousTelegnosis 4 года назад
It sounds more Scottish than British
@mattaffenit9898
@mattaffenit9898 4 года назад
@@callousTelegnosis ... Scotland is British. You're thinking of the English.
@Legitpenguins99
@Legitpenguins99 4 года назад
@@mattaffenit9898 *SCOTTISH REEEEE*
@mattaffenit9898
@mattaffenit9898 4 года назад
@@Legitpenguins99 INFAUSTAE STRIGIS LATINAE
@spartan5018
@spartan5018 4 года назад
I always thought he was an Aussie...
@Frozenkoldfury
@Frozenkoldfury 7 лет назад
"You two clearly tread the Path of the Swole." I fuckin died.
@weldonwin
@weldonwin 7 лет назад
I'm just glad she's wearing armour again, having spent most of her three books in just a slip and panties
@fonBraunen
@fonBraunen 7 лет назад
[BAZINGA]
@justacustodian4186
@justacustodian4186 6 лет назад
I just noticed Magnus is good-natured, but every single time he tries to help someone/something he ends up fucking it up. Poor Magnymagic.
@Autissima
@Autissima 5 лет назад
I wouldn't really call what he proposed to Kitten as 'help'
@Bhaal299
@Bhaal299 5 лет назад
Compared to the Emperor and the empire at large...Magnus IS pretty much "Good-natured".
@theimperiumofman102
@theimperiumofman102 5 лет назад
I blame Lorgar for the fuckups.
@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing
@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing 5 лет назад
@@theimperiumofman102 I blame the Techno Barbarians. People have the wrong image in their head of what constituted a Techno Barbarian. They envision Conan the Mad Max Barbarian with some cool Gamma World weapons. They' were actually hipster EDM junkies who were still listening to Darude. This is what made Narthan Dume so deadly. He was a badass DJ with fresh remixes. If you had to listen to SandStorm on endless repeat for 28,000 years straight, you would look for some Goth-tastic new gods as well.
@chaptermastermoloc4171
@chaptermastermoloc4171 5 лет назад
@@theimperiumofman102 not really, if you want to blame the roots it would be Khor parreon and Erebus. These fuckers are the whole reason for the whole mess of the Imperium.
@kampfeule5486
@kampfeule5486 4 года назад
"You two clearly walk the Path of the Swole!" What a wonderfull sentence the english language has produced
@isapu1948
@isapu1948 3 года назад
What's swole?
@TheSp0kesman
@TheSp0kesman 3 года назад
WHERE ARE YOU HIDING THE PROTEIN
@m4sherman926
@m4sherman926 3 года назад
ISAPU 1 It means basically an absolute beefcake of muscle
@isapu1948
@isapu1948 3 года назад
@@m4sherman926 Thank you, my emperor.
@m4sherman926
@m4sherman926 3 года назад
ISAPU 1 Much like my self before Horus threw a hissy fit
@JTreefrog
@JTreefrog 3 года назад
Love how Magnus is LIVING the cliche of “ I don’t want to be like my dad but I’m exactly like my dad”
@firehazardentertainment8381
Lemme tell you, that is a whole ass mood.
@logangrimnar3800
@logangrimnar3800 Год назад
Ye
@articusramos808
@articusramos808 11 месяцев назад
Birds of a feather, flock together....hahahhahahaha
@tumbahantoine2517
@tumbahantoine2517 10 месяцев назад
And they folks he can relate to are clowns
@thorveim1174
@thorveim1174 7 лет назад
Easy to see why the sister of battle in the Black Library took the stripper custodes for eldars.... Those cone helmets...
@alfabusa
@alfabusa 7 лет назад
SOMEONE GOT THE FUCKIN' JOKE, VICTORY FOR THE RIGHTEOUS!
@thorveim1174
@thorveim1174 7 лет назад
:D
@thorveim1174
@thorveim1174 7 лет назад
yeah... don't think a god would be fooled like that by people that aren't even trying... but he just wanted to laugh at them for it anyway :p He is a troll like that That... or he is indeed fooled too, and in that case, it's a wonder why Ahriman never tried this XD
@darrianweathington1923
@darrianweathington1923 5 лет назад
And their blue balls
@shdwfx40001
@shdwfx40001 5 лет назад
...oh fucking god...immortal, arrogant, cone helmeted warriors...the webway...and double digits worth of super-generals to lead a their own armies of specialized warriors... Dad fucking ripped off from fucking xenos... My dissapointment knows no bounds at this point.
@doctorrespecc1644
@doctorrespecc1644 4 года назад
Imagine having PTSD from the word Bazinga because of essentially a clown god
@clothar23
@clothar23 4 года назад
Sometimes ya gotta feel sorry for them oily bastards.
@martindovah3810
@martindovah3810 4 года назад
It's called "watching Big Bang Theory".
@hisokamorow6709
@hisokamorow6709 4 года назад
@@martindovah3810 U mean torture?
@spooderlover3512
@spooderlover3512 4 года назад
@@hisokamorow6709 clearly l, big bang theory is something the dark Eldar invented to punish us mon-keigh
@Crusader-Ramos45
@Crusader-Ramos45 3 года назад
Try slapping Kefka’s demon form in Warhammer.
@AsbestosMuffins
@AsbestosMuffins 4 года назад
I love how they have basically played up all the emperor's 'perfect' sons as being completely nuts
@justinchalifoux4424
@justinchalifoux4424 4 года назад
I WANT TO GO BACK TO THE BOX. IM SAD. Yeah that dude is broken beyond belief
@nickkorkodylas5005
@nickkorkodylas5005 4 года назад
Don;t know about you but CC always sounded emo to me.
@comandercarnis
@comandercarnis 4 года назад
I mean that's not entirely wrong per say......
@RocketHarry865
@RocketHarry865 4 года назад
Imagine if Robute Guilliman is basically the only sane loyalist primarch left
@roguepsykerhaaker4813
@roguepsykerhaaker4813 4 года назад
@@RocketHarry865 doesn't leeman count as sane?
@emperorofhistory8724
@emperorofhistory8724 4 года назад
I have discovered my new favorite thing: Vulkan as a half Jamaican- half Mega Ork, raving lunatic who likes to hug. Perfection.
@ramsuryaprasath1381
@ramsuryaprasath1381 3 года назад
How Jamaican?
@whitemage9457
@whitemage9457 3 года назад
@@ramsuryaprasath1381 His accent
@ramsuryaprasath1381
@ramsuryaprasath1381 3 года назад
@@whitemage9457 oh.....ok.....I love Vulkan......
@ImPedofinderGeneral
@ImPedofinderGeneral 3 года назад
@@whitemage9457 but it sounds like indian
@the_furry_inside_your_walls639
@the_furry_inside_your_walls639 3 года назад
@@ImPedofinderGeneral Nah man, it definitely sounds Jamaican.
@korstmahler
@korstmahler 5 лет назад
"POULTRY BOY" That's Vulkan, repeat, Vulkan for first chicken joke. He really is the son of the Emperor.
@magnustheredxv
@magnustheredxv 4 года назад
Vulkan, not Vulcan.
@maximusweedimus7514
@maximusweedimus7514 4 года назад
@@magnustheredxv Gey
@thomastakesatollforthedark2231
@thomastakesatollforthedark2231 4 года назад
@some kinda guy idiot
@KittyNaptune
@KittyNaptune 3 года назад
[ B A Z I N G A ]
@azrael_the_deplorable9874
@azrael_the_deplorable9874 3 года назад
When!!??
@Captain_Jubaku
@Captain_Jubaku 4 года назад
That little scream that Magnus does upon seeing Corvus Corax is _everything_ to me.
@xman6983
@xman6983 3 года назад
Watch it with play back slowed down it only gets better
@Ghostof17War
@Ghostof17War 3 года назад
Notice also how Corvus is kicking the door of the Engine of Woes to close it?
@lolbots686
@lolbots686 Год назад
In the warp Lorgar,carefuly looking outside:wait...is he gone? *Steps outside* hes gone...by the gods hes gone! Ahaha! Ahaha! *Jubilation turns to crawling in the fetal position and ptsd fueled crying like a bitch *
@secondarytrollaccount
@secondarytrollaccount Год назад
Every traitor primarch fears him more than vulcans hugs
@patrickbo2045
@patrickbo2045 Год назад
Can relate, him saying "Why is CORVUS here?" burned into my neural network.
@Derpyderpderper
@Derpyderpderper 3 года назад
Humans: "what kind of dark, unimaginable thoughts do those harlequins and their dark laughing gods have?!" Clowns: *_[Bazinga]_*
@pajunk1651
@pajunk1651 3 года назад
BAZINGA
@11jerans
@11jerans 3 года назад
Horrifying
@meeperdudeify
@meeperdudeify 2 года назад
"One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that mask, what dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty?"
@LtScarecrow87
@LtScarecrow87 3 года назад
This episode is even better when you realize that Corax said “Nevermore”, left his emo castle, and was captured like a fucking Pokémon by VULKAN right after
@niserresin2006
@niserresin2006 Год назад
Actually I think the car was his emo castle
@XONIXSM
@XONIXSM 7 лет назад
"Welcome to the dawn of war tutorial! By listening to this..." god fucking damn it. 22:21
@Morec0
@Morec0 7 лет назад
"... and reading the text that appears..."
@drFocak
@drFocak 7 лет назад
Magnus is having horrible memories again.
@furiousfinch1587
@furiousfinch1587 7 лет назад
What was the music track playing during this scene anyway?
@Oltheonz
@Oltheonz 7 лет назад
Oh god the flashbacks.
@Aracnah
@Aracnah 7 лет назад
Tell me if you find out ;)
@AquaLantern
@AquaLantern 7 лет назад
Vulkan absorbed so much *WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!* energy, that he has half the personality of an ork warboss. That is one hell of a brilliant idea!
@Morec0
@Morec0 7 лет назад
I don't know how to feel about that personally, it's a little weird, but I love orks so it may be passable in the end.
@IPFreelly604
@IPFreelly604 7 лет назад
VULKAN LIVES!
@meganobgutzkraka2398
@meganobgutzkraka2398 7 лет назад
THUNK THUNK DA BEAST LIVES THUNK THUNK
@NightCoin
@NightCoin 7 лет назад
with vulkan now being half warboss I really want him to get some ork boys to command
@derrekmitchell1264
@derrekmitchell1264 7 лет назад
No, no, shut up, it's even more deep and clever than that. Waaagh! energy works by Orks believing in something, and it's manifested a true. And Vulkan did say that he channeled it through both his mind AND body. So that means it is infused into him, his genetic, and thus his gene-sons. And when he disappeared, what was it that the Salamanders believed would bring about the return of Vulkan? The retrieval of the Artifacts of Vulkan. And as soon as they were found, lo and behold, he returns. Even he doesn't know how it happened, he just recalls regaining consciousness above Prometheus and decided to arrive in a drop pod. Mind-blowing, ain't it.
@maxwelldanger1929
@maxwelldanger1929 3 года назад
I feel like the sentence "That wasn't meant to happen!" Describes Magnus' life very well.
@slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447
@slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447 Год назад
too true man, too true...
@KarpetBurn
@KarpetBurn Год назад
Magnus's life is a tragedy. Much like everyone in the 40k universe who isn't a Chaos Daemon.
@cingkrayz1959
@cingkrayz1959 10 месяцев назад
​@@KarpetBurneven THEY aren't immune!
@codyrhodes2473
@codyrhodes2473 3 года назад
So I know "mum everest" was just a throwaway joke that alfabusa didn't realize wasn't true of the custodees, but I totally hope in the last ep of the show, Kitten flexes and the armor falls away to reveal his ebony exterior, and THEN THE SKIN FALLS AWAY TO REVEAL OMEGON!
@AlexWithington
@AlexWithington 2 года назад
But we have seen him without armour twice lol
@BurningFyre
@BurningFyre 2 года назад
Obviously Kitten is one of the two lost primarchs
@matteocdt5214
@matteocdt5214 Год назад
it's not ebony he's GOLDEN
@elduquecaradura1468
@elduquecaradura1468 Год назад
@@AlexWithington twice? I remember the first time he talked about Vulkan
@AlexWithington
@AlexWithington Год назад
@@elduquecaradura1468 and when magnus strips him to put on his captain general armour
@Morec0
@Morec0 7 лет назад
"Where are you hiding the protein?" I think I may have just found my new exercise role-model.
@weldonwin
@weldonwin 7 лет назад
I'm just shocked that Ephrial Stern is apparently canon now and actually wearing armour again
@doubleru
@doubleru 7 лет назад
Dost thou, too, tread the paths of the swole?
@innocentmonster4881
@innocentmonster4881 7 лет назад
[BAZINGA]
@lordhood117
@lordhood117 7 лет назад
...and everybody avoids mentioning the obvious double entendre in the "protein" line.
@innocentmonster4881
@innocentmonster4881 7 лет назад
[BAZINGA]
@marrier9999
@marrier9999 6 лет назад
I would like to point out that one-punching an Eldar Titan is 100% accurate to the tabletop game.
@Irmarinen
@Irmarinen 5 лет назад
marrier9999
@PandaWolf525
@PandaWolf525 5 лет назад
It’s just because my Ultra Marine Brothers are the best Space Marines!
@angus57720
@angus57720 5 лет назад
@@Irmarinen *I CAST FIST!*
@festethephule7553
@festethephule7553 5 лет назад
Wait, seriously? That's hilarious XD.
@citrusorange794
@citrusorange794 5 лет назад
They dont call him one fist man for nothing
@MrCollead
@MrCollead 3 года назад
“The hugs shall come for you as well, I will see to that” is honestly a more threatening statement than the words should be.
@samuelrodriguez9801
@samuelrodriguez9801 4 года назад
I honestly laughed at seeing that "The Engine of Woes" was just a smart-car. XD
@doublep1980
@doublep1980 7 лет назад
Magnus:''You have no sense of adventure.'' Kitten:''Last time you had an adventure,demons happened.'' That was an epic burn.
@Elitex62
@Elitex62 7 лет назад
BOLTER shots fired
@LieutenantAlaki
@LieutenantAlaki 7 лет назад
Holiest roast since Prospero.
@NormanRDolan
@NormanRDolan 2 месяца назад
Bazinga!
@unnamednewbie13
@unnamednewbie13 5 лет назад
How on Earth did I miss the "clown-o-meters reporting high levels of honk" bit the first time I watched this.
@chaoticneutralism
@chaoticneutralism 3 года назад
*space lube noises*
@corumsorensen7822
@corumsorensen7822 3 года назад
@@chaoticneutralism SS13 Moment
@adamofblastworks1517
@adamofblastworks1517 3 года назад
Wait, where? Nvm I found it. 8:29 for anyone else who finds this and is curious.
@dylanroemmele906
@dylanroemmele906 3 года назад
The Heresy of calling it Earth and not Holy Terra
@thedisturbedpreist
@thedisturbedpreist 3 года назад
@@unnamednewbie13 8:31 you absolute cretins
@WarDaft
@WarDaft 3 года назад
Magnus: He exorcised all but his most ingrained hateds out of his body and into this machine. Also Magnus: I have no idea why you're so friendly given everything that's happened. The writing in this is perfect.
@VA_Nightshade
@VA_Nightshade 10 месяцев назад
Does that imply Corvus is one of his ingrained hatreds?
@painful_fish3083
@painful_fish3083 4 месяца назад
@@VA_Nightshadeyes
@isaacgoeth5158
@isaacgoeth5158 4 года назад
*"I just want to give you a great big - I'M NOT MAD THAT YOU RUINED EVERYTHING FOREVER - hug!"* *"THAT WAS 'LORGAR' GODSDAMNIT!!!"*
@floricel_112
@floricel_112 2 года назад
*grumbling* "it wasn't Lorgar who punched a hole through humanity's webway, wrecking it beyond repair, through which demons could come through and invade terra directly"
@RocketHarry865
@RocketHarry865 2 года назад
@@floricel_112 But it was Lorgar who set up chaos cults into the other legions and having his number 2 henchman Erebus to steal the athame blade and create a conspiracy that lead to Horus being wounded by the blade and then healed that resulting in Beloved Lupercal turning into Fucking Horus, which led to Magnus doing his stupid stunt in a misguided attempt to warn the Emperor
@SudrianTales
@SudrianTales Год назад
@@RocketHarry865 correct me if I'm wrong but didn't Erebus corrupt Lorgar first?
@RocketHarry865
@RocketHarry865 Год назад
@@SudrianTales Kor Phaeron
@cyclenitram7598
@cyclenitram7598 6 месяцев назад
Fuck erberus
@fawkes.6820
@fawkes.6820 7 лет назад
"go play with buildings blocks on the freeway you insensitive child". Cement maker pops out of nowhere "I shall do this". Mr literal is not even close to call Rogal Don
@noir3231
@noir3231 5 лет назад
@Julian Monette *Glass shatters* PLEASE ERASE THESE MIND IMAGES IMMEDIATELY.
@austinbutcher8106
@austinbutcher8106 4 года назад
Pulls out concrete mixer
@rythofthefourthhouse7104
@rythofthefourthhouse7104 3 года назад
Well you have to admit that Terra’s freeways could surely be improved
@Morec0
@Morec0 7 лет назад
I love Vulkan so much, he's just so fucking happy and pleasant about everything and it's hilarious! "Almost as unpleasant as the ghost of Ferrus Mannus! Look at him! Do you see his dumb little ghost face? He's like a skull ghost! A *skost*."
@fullmetajacket2090
@fullmetajacket2090 7 лет назад
skost is a reference to red letter media rich evans double down
@fumarc4501
@fumarc4501 7 лет назад
Explains why he and the edgelord supreme get along so well.
@simpsonfan13
@simpsonfan13 7 лет назад
he reminds me of kit fisto form star wars a bit. in the novelization of revenge of the sith it says that he was smiling even after sidious chopped his head off. and you know....the whole jamaican thing.
@ThePuddingDead
@ThePuddingDead 7 лет назад
[ B A Z I N G A ]
@kharnthecuddly3483
@kharnthecuddly3483 7 лет назад
ThePuddingDead HOLY SHIT ITS PUDDING. I AM SUBSCRIBED TO YOU AND BISCUITS.
@picklejho69
@picklejho69 4 года назад
I love Marneus Calgar. His best line has become my personal motto: *"I do what I want, and I like what I do".*
@thomastakesatollforthedark2231
@thomastakesatollforthedark2231 4 года назад
Knowing Vulkan he probably actually considers darkness his friend
@laurenkirby97
@laurenkirby97 3 года назад
Sings "Hello darkness my old friend" in a Jamaican accent
@sr.favopossodeixarvaziosim4595
@sr.favopossodeixarvaziosim4595 3 года назад
The problem of being faster than light is that you always live in the darkness. But for Vulkan that's ok because Darkness is old friend. He tries to hug the darkness, and he does, but that's actually just Qah lol. Vulkan confirmed for fastest Primarch?
@teds8860
@teds8860 7 лет назад
"Welcome to the Dawn Of War tutorial..." God fucking damn it Thunder
@cptpwnd90
@cptpwnd90 7 лет назад
something about your profile picture makes me want to scream "MAKE THEM SUPPER"...
@O-P-96
@O-P-96 7 лет назад
+cptpwnd90 "ALIEN BEANS!!"
@HaloFTW55
@HaloFTW55 7 лет назад
Stand back, I'll show you how it's done. **Begins hammering**
@JanKowalski-kw5iy
@JanKowalski-kw5iy 7 лет назад
VULKAN LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@windwind3170
@windwind3170 7 лет назад
*STOMP* *STOMP*
@thepbg8453
@thepbg8453 7 лет назад
MAGNUS LIVES *Faint Voices* : HERESY!!!!
@TheOmegagoldfish
@TheOmegagoldfish 7 лет назад
Roboute LIVES Wait.... FUCK!
@ShadaOfAllThings
@ShadaOfAllThings 7 лет назад
VULKAN'S DEAD. AGAIN
@RaskaTheFurry
@RaskaTheFurry 7 лет назад
WAIT , HE STILL LIVES ? *mind blown to oblivion*
@erykoman1237
@erykoman1237 3 года назад
Wait, since Vulkan can now use WAAAGH energy, and basically everyone believed that the only way to bring him back is to collect the artifacts, and the first thing he did after being revived was dropping from a pod... which happened right after the artifacts were collected... ... ... VULKAN LIVES BECAUSE OF THE ARTIFACTS!!!
@leavemealoneyoutube8894
@leavemealoneyoutube8894 4 года назад
I can’t believe that Magnus wanted to do Ocean’s 11 with a 12 ft. Demon man and a silver storyteller
@adamska122reviews
@adamska122reviews 5 лет назад
I love Vulcan, he's like a giant teddy bear of fun, friendship, and adventure.
@mattaffenit9898
@mattaffenit9898 4 года назад
And spine murder.
@UNSCPILOT
@UNSCPILOT 4 года назад
And WAAAAHG, I get the feeling he is an unkillable being fueled by his legion now
@ytw101
@ytw101 4 года назад
@@UNSCPILOT hes half ork now.
@kennystoner6485
@kennystoner6485 4 года назад
You said it wrong it’s ADVENTUUUUUURE
@ytw101
@ytw101 4 года назад
@Daniel Arch he would hug you, BUT YOU SMELLLZ!
@douloureuxcrouton5780
@douloureuxcrouton5780 7 лет назад
3:57 Actually, there has not been any natural water on Terra ever since the Blood Ravens misinterpreted the order "steal rain".
@edgargad2941
@edgargad2941 6 лет назад
Confirmed. Blood Ravens have the most OP kleptomania IN THE UNIVERSE.
@fulcrum2951
@fulcrum2951 6 лет назад
Emperor dammit, where are they hiding the stolen "artifacts" ?
@TNTNinja2
@TNTNinja2 6 лет назад
Valentin Prulière That does not even surprise me, and is now cannon in my head
@fulcrum2951
@fulcrum2951 6 лет назад
Its canon, no way the warp would be able to steal tons and tons and tons of water
@54lolman
@54lolman 6 лет назад
......Do you guys think the blood ravens would "discover" wargear in their armory and what have you from the lamenters?I ask for as far as I know the ravens have primarily *ahem* "discovered" wargear and what not from the original chapters (including the dead) as well as from the custodes and....fulgrim somehow?(If they already haven't as of yet)
@therogue353
@therogue353 3 года назад
"anesthetics required" may be one of the most underappreciated gags in this whole series. it fucking slays me every single time without fail
@chrisleonard2066
@chrisleonard2066 4 года назад
“Clown-o-meter” and “levels of honk” has me rolling😂😂😂
@Overlord-es8pq
@Overlord-es8pq 3 года назад
When is this?
@adamofblastworks1517
@adamofblastworks1517 3 года назад
@@Overlord-es8pq ah I found it. 8:29
@Overlord-es8pq
@Overlord-es8pq 3 года назад
@@adamofblastworks1517 thank you very much
@-----Alcatraz------
@-----Alcatraz------ 6 лет назад
If a studio ever decides to do a Warhammer movie (maybe about the Horus heresy lets say). They NEED to hire SuperAnchors for the role of Rogal. The man was made for this role.
@Grimmwoldds
@Grimmwoldds 5 лет назад
Opening shot: A massive imperial battleship hangs just outside the orbit of a doomed world, infested by xenos and heretics. "Yey. Mundane exposition."
@SirMarshalHaig
@SirMarshalHaig 5 лет назад
"Once upon a time I was me."
@kaelthas9970
@kaelthas9970 5 лет назад
"Rogal Dorn."
@Sigismund697
@Sigismund697 5 лет назад
Rejoice for that just happened
@Crusader-Ramos45
@Crusader-Ramos45 5 лет назад
It would be rated R because of the gore, burning, and religious fanaticism. At first, when I watched the Warhammer trailers for the first time, about 11 years ago, I thought the Warhammer series would be cartoony because of the character and vehicle designs.
@aLexoloG25
@aLexoloG25 7 лет назад
"Ever heard of Battlemace 42 Miilion?" Just pure gold
@HeronSight
@HeronSight 6 лет назад
synthetic_mushroom Battlemace: Time of Theta
@Darqshadow
@Darqshadow 6 лет назад
Lol I love how close kitten and Magnus have gotten
@LtScarecrow87
@LtScarecrow87 3 года назад
Three years, and Magnus’ girly scream upon seeing Corvus Corax still makes me laugh to the point of pissing myself
@dkilgu82
@dkilgu82 4 года назад
“Awkward, Awful, and an atrocity upon family values” I think he just described every family reunion.
@josephschultz3301
@josephschultz3301 5 лет назад
"I PUNCHED OUT ONE OF HIS HEARTS, WHY DOES NO ONE REMEMBER THAT?!"
@clothar23
@clothar23 4 года назад
Could have something to do with the wings ya sporting and the reason why ya got them.
@spooderlover3512
@spooderlover3512 4 года назад
History remembers the Victor magnymagic
@haowang6576
@haowang6576 3 года назад
probably because all them have two hearts,but only one spine!
@haowang6576
@haowang6576 3 года назад
probably because all them have two hearts,but only one spine!
@Nobody_In_Particular
@Nobody_In_Particular 3 года назад
i remembered it
@emptank
@emptank 6 лет назад
If you listen closely, you can hear that Magnus is reciting the dawn of war tutorial when he and captain general kitten are screaming incoherently
@mortemtyrannus8813
@mortemtyrannus8813 6 лет назад
Kitten, actually, but yes.
@doctordakka5930
@doctordakka5930 6 лет назад
Death Incarnate Both are reciting the same thing
@arturmical
@arturmical 4 года назад
I know this is a thread necromancy but Magnus did much more. he also shouted "game over, man" probably as a reference to Aliens.
@GalileoAV
@GalileoAV 4 года назад
I completely missed that lmfao
@JanitoRiceMeister
@JanitoRiceMeister 3 года назад
I love how Cegorach's creepy enough to change the intro music
@sr.favopossodeixarvaziosim4595
@sr.favopossodeixarvaziosim4595 3 года назад
Same. The intro was great with the intensifying tempo of Prime Clown
@paininthebox1291
@paininthebox1291 2 года назад
24:40 the fact magic boi not only just bundles him up in his wings but actually swings an arm around him fills me with joy
@nightlock826
@nightlock826 4 года назад
“Oh and you murdered Vulkan...it’s the dropsite massacre all over again.” Also [space marine scream]
@slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447
@slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447 Год назад
magnus wasn't even present in the drop site massacare
@acedeci4560
@acedeci4560 Год назад
@@slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447 they were referring to the fact that vulkan died in said massacre
@slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447
@slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447 Год назад
@@acedeci4560 ah ok
@granpappytom5540
@granpappytom5540 5 лет назад
WHY DID *THAT* MAKE ME BREAK? *"ANESTHETICS REQUIRED!"* *"ANESTHETICS REQUIRED!!"* *"ANESTHTICS REQUIRED!!!"*
@steveisthecommissar4013
@steveisthecommissar4013 4 года назад
The Steel Centurion 21 idk but I’m dead
@ReformedSooner24
@ReformedSooner24 3 года назад
[presente offering to Omnisiah]
@winnietheboogaloo4584
@winnietheboogaloo4584 3 года назад
i found a pipe!!!
@OneBiasedOpinion
@OneBiasedOpinion 3 года назад
I had a complete breakdown into hysterical laughter when that happened.
@Rikimaru0523
@Rikimaru0523 3 года назад
Despite the TTS being more or less deadpan, you can hear and feel the panic in his voice.
@wobinich2009
@wobinich2009 3 года назад
22:22 "WELCOME TO THE DAWN OF WAR TUTORIAL. BY LISTENING TO ME AND READING THE TEXT THAT APPEARS- "
@Tonatsi
@Tonatsi 3 года назад
I love how vulcan's cheerful music pauses whenever the ork takes over and immediately reverts when he switches back
@magosmarechferracioli1128
@magosmarechferracioli1128 4 года назад
I like how the Laughing God is so powerful he bends even the opening sequence to his will.
@ChaplainPhantasm
@ChaplainPhantasm Год назад
All the while having the most banger theme there is
@wardenunknown
@wardenunknown Год назад
@@ChaplainPhantasm I wish to tell you a secret about his theme It is just a remix of Seinfeld's
@ChaplainPhantasm
@ChaplainPhantasm Год назад
@@wardenunknown So? It's still a banger
@TheDJBrojo
@TheDJBrojo Год назад
B A Z I N G A
@datwitchyswordfan
@datwitchyswordfan Год назад
He gave me real Bill Cipher vibes
@Pattyobrien3
@Pattyobrien3 6 лет назад
I'M SAD IT'S TOO BRIGHT I WANNA GO BACK IN THE BOX WANTING TO GO OUTSIDE WAS A TERRIBLE IDEA THE BOX DOES NOT JUDGE IT JUST HATES.
@MizantropMan
@MizantropMan 5 лет назад
Corax is golden. I mean, all the primarchs embody parts of human psyche, so I guess all of them are relatable in one way or another.
@21owlgirl72
@21owlgirl72 5 лет назад
Fuck i need one.
@zerlichr426
@zerlichr426 5 лет назад
@@MizantropMan Well he met Vulkan best friends. Pain and agony
@lordofthesith1265
@lordofthesith1265 5 лет назад
Me on a Monday
@4uk4a285
@4uk4a285 5 лет назад
[ B A Z I N G A ]
@79lollero
@79lollero 4 года назад
When the custodes return from the Black Library it seems to be raining in the throne room. Or more accurately the Emperor is crying again.
@spacecore94
@spacecore94 3 года назад
Vulcan: I am adorable and you will quote everything I say
@TechnoSpectre3
@TechnoSpectre3 2 года назад
COME ERE YA LOVEABLE GIT!!!
@OxTheHerdzz
@OxTheHerdzz 6 лет назад
"And you survived that!?" "Haha! Absolutely not!"
@barrelwimp2698
@barrelwimp2698 6 лет назад
Magnus : WELCOME TO THE DAWN OF WAR TUTORIAL BY LISTENING TO ME YOU'LL BE ABLE TO... Kitten : WELCOME TO THE DAWN OF WAR TUTORIAL BY LISTENING TO ME YOU'LL BE ABLE TO...
@snufflebunny539
@snufflebunny539 4 года назад
[BAZINGA]
@Crusader-Ramos45
@Crusader-Ramos45 3 года назад
Corvus: I’M SAD. IT’S TOO BRIGHT. I WANNA GO BACK IN THE BOX.
@masterninjaize
@masterninjaize 3 года назад
THE BOX DOESN'T JUDGE. IT JUST HATES!
@bryanttaylor9902
@bryanttaylor9902 Год назад
Is that really Corvus Corax??
@Sang-yz5xr
@Sang-yz5xr Год назад
​@@bryanttaylor9902 WHY IS CORVUS HERE WHAT IS HAPPENING
@lt.branwulfram4794
@lt.branwulfram4794 3 года назад
“FRESH AIR UPON MY SKIN IS LIKE THE FLENSING DAGGERS OF A THOUSAND, THOUSAND MENIAL URCHINS GOING AT A SACK OF POTATOES”
@FrancisHatesStairs
@FrancisHatesStairs 5 лет назад
25:36 Vulkan being alive? Everyone: "Meh" Vulkan being in hug-delivering range? Everyone: *"Oh no..."*
@DoctorFail
@DoctorFail 5 лет назад
I bet you just hate hugs Francis
@FrancisHatesStairs
@FrancisHatesStairs 4 года назад
@Vulkan Primarch of the Salamanders I hate affection.
@electrohalo8798
@electrohalo8798 4 года назад
*I WISH TO BOOP THE PRIMARCH*
@theenderdestruction2362
@theenderdestruction2362 4 года назад
@@electrohalo8798 do not boop the sad one
@scotcheggable
@scotcheggable 3 года назад
Incorrect. The correct response is VULKAN LIVES STOMP STOMP
@remeythecat1502
@remeythecat1502 7 лет назад
the box does not judge, it just hates
@primusstar5995
@primusstar5995 3 года назад
i love the fact that when corvus shows up, magnus is so scared shitless that his hair turns yellow for a bit.
@kathrynpeninger7059
@kathrynpeninger7059 3 года назад
THE VOICE ACTING OF MAGNUS IS PERFECTIOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND VULKAN IS PRECIOUS (is he being passive-aggressive towards Magnus there about the 'i don't blame you at all, you totally didn't ruined everything'? it's impossible to tell) IN THIS 'BROTHERLY HUGS FOR EVERYONE' THING! I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I JUST ABOUT DIED AT THE POETRY LINE!!! I gotta keep in real, I had NO FREAKING CLUE about ANYTHING to do with Warhammer 40k, only stumbled across this series by chance, but DANG IF THIS SERIES DOESN'T INEVITABLY SUCK ME INTO THE FANDOM AND TURN ME INTO A BELIVIER!!! THIS SERIES IS AMAZING!!!
@kylershahalami6453
@kylershahalami6453 4 года назад
thanks to this amazing series, I will never take Cato Sicarius, Sly Marbo, the Adeptus Custodes, Big E himself, or any of the Primarchs seriously. The only 2 people I can actually take seriously in this series is Fyodor and Leman Russ. Considering how dark the WH40k universe is, this series is some Oscar-winning voice acting, amazing story writing, and just the best stuff I have ever seen. I'm the lore guy in my friend group, and I have to constantly remember that the events in this aren't actually canon> It's just so immersive. Please never stop making these.
@Jamesgates355
@Jamesgates355 4 года назад
should be 3, with Rogal Dorn
@nickkorkodylas5005
@nickkorkodylas5005 4 года назад
I always found that the biggest charm of 40k was that it started as an over the top quasi-parody, then it started becoming more and more serious and heavy, then , then it became so serious and heavy that it became grimdark, then became so over the top and meta that looped back to being a self-parody.
@warmike
@warmike 4 года назад
I thought Lucius canonically would be like Cato Sicarius here.
@Deathunter761
@Deathunter761 3 года назад
Yes, Russ, the wolf fetichist with a parody of scandinavian accent...
@longwlenguyen4214
@longwlenguyen4214 3 года назад
@@Deathunter761 well since Alfabusa himself are from Sweden so....
@allmyself666
@allmyself666 5 лет назад
19:43 *Vulkan* "I but want to give my brother a - great, big - " I'm not mad that you ruined everything forever"- hug!" *Magnus* "THAT WAS LORGAR, GODSDAMMIT!!!" I started watching TTS long before I started getting into Warhammer lore/books and the more I learn/read about it the funnier this line becomes.
@kabob0077
@kabob0077 4 года назад
I blame Erebus.
@Zekrom249
@Zekrom249 4 года назад
@@kabob0077 To be fair. Even if Erebus didn't taint Lorgar; is it still likely that Fulgrim, Mortarion and Angron would have rebelled for their own reasons and actions?
@kabob0077
@kabob0077 4 года назад
@@Zekrom249 You're also right. However even if no one rebelled Angron would still at some point.
@kazmark_gl8652
@kazmark_gl8652 4 года назад
@@Zekrom249 Fulgrum probably but Mortarian took a lot of convincing to join Horus. so I feel like he would stay loyal.
@Zekrom249
@Zekrom249 4 года назад
​@@kazmark_gl8652 Yeah, perhaps. Sure, the daemon in the laer blade could have persuaded him to, but it wouldn't take as long due to Horus not also convincing him to.
@lonecolamarine
@lonecolamarine 3 года назад
I love how Corvus sounds like he'd DEFINITELY be voiced by Patrick Warburton. I mean, spot on impression that.
@lolbots686
@lolbots686 Год назад
And if they find lorgar or piss corvus,hes gonna go daemon form and further scare everyone
@kdelfino1767
@kdelfino1767 Год назад
Honestly, I thought he sounded more like Keanu Reaves, but I can hear a little Warburton in there, too.
@b3rz3rk3r9
@b3rz3rk3r9 Год назад
I always thought he'd sound like Raiden from Metal Gear.
@sovietunion7643
@sovietunion7643 Год назад
25:37 the way vulkan says corvus's name really always makes me smile
@jeremybk54
@jeremybk54 5 лет назад
the fact that Vulkan randomly starts talking like an orc makes him even more enjoyable as a character
@OrkOfOhio
@OrkOfOhio 2 года назад
Waaaaaaaahr of the Beast.
@hectoriiibongconuqui7106
@hectoriiibongconuqui7106 7 лет назад
So... Vulkan is part-Ork.. He... HE'S DA GREENEST! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
@reedman1337
@reedman1337 7 лет назад
the emperor's greenest!
@codyarcher3263
@codyarcher3263 7 лет назад
Hector the III NOW HR WILL LEAF THE ORKS TO FRIENDSHIP
@Devious_Craven
@Devious_Craven 7 лет назад
when he died, did the ork he killed also go into his body? :O
@samuelshotz1876
@samuelshotz1876 7 лет назад
Andrew Arthy nag he just absorbed a shit ton of WAAAGH! energy making him think proppa orky. The beast could speak normally.
@PYRO80812
@PYRO80812 7 лет назад
Hector the III i
@Devian0666
@Devian0666 4 года назад
12:30 And next on "Kitten and Magnus' Heretical Adventure"
@SquatterLoki
@SquatterLoki 4 года назад
I like it that when he starts talking Ork, the happy background music stops.
@Zelousmarineinspace
@Zelousmarineinspace 7 лет назад
I completely lost it at the "Engine of Woes" I literally needed to pause the video and stop crying from laughter.
@destroyerofskulls3036
@destroyerofskulls3036 7 лет назад
COME ERE YA GIT! SO I CAN GIVE YOU A GREAT BIG FRIENDLY HUG!
@Diyel
@Diyel 7 лет назад
Same here HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@andrewshewan4551
@andrewshewan4551 7 лет назад
Zelousmarineinspace What was the joke? I didn't get the reference
@ishouldgetalif3
@ishouldgetalif3 7 лет назад
i belive the joke is the fact it's a Smart car. it's small, cramped, under powered and un practical. you know, uncomfortable as all hell. my guess is the French saw the success of the Germans and thought, hon hon! let's do the opisate! which is rather ironic, not long into it's production Mercedes bought them up and not long after that Benz being Benz they had a crack on their own at a small economy shoe box and made the A class. to say the least it it flopped. kind of literally when it tipped over when a swedish motor journalist attempted the pattened Moose avoidance manouver. but now i'm sidetracking. say the least the Smart car Sucks. at being a CAR.
@teecee1827
@teecee1827 7 лет назад
ishouldgetalif3 hum, smart is from switzerland, I think.
@lesteracunajimenez2077
@lesteracunajimenez2077 6 лет назад
I don't know why but hearing Vulkan say "skost" Fills me with such joy...
@asuddenredfox3626
@asuddenredfox3626 5 лет назад
Lester Acuña Jimenez that’s a funny way of saying “Vulkan existing fills me with such joy.”
@johnohara4788
@johnohara4788 4 года назад
I really want skost Ferrus to become a reoccurring character
@LouiseTheBeaverWarrior
@LouiseTheBeaverWarrior 4 года назад
@@johnohara4788 you are weeeeeeeeak, Vulcan...
@DaMaster012
@DaMaster012 2 года назад
"Skost" is one of those magical words created by the tismic speaking "skills" of internet superstar, the one and only "Dick the Birthday Boy," Rich Evans.
@jeffreyhuang3814
@jeffreyhuang3814 3 года назад
10:19 Stand perfectly still 10:21 Walk slowly towards your hated enemy 10:36 and we know the rest...
@Biggs117
@Biggs117 4 года назад
*sound of screeching tires* "YOU LOT WANNA FOIT?!"
@KrimzonFlygon1
@KrimzonFlygon1 3 года назад
“…What?”
@rythofthefourthhouse7104
@rythofthefourthhouse7104 3 года назад
@@KrimzonFlygon1 WE’LL BREAK INTO YOUR RELIQUARY YA SCROWDER!!
@KrimzonFlygon1
@KrimzonFlygon1 3 года назад
@@rythofthefourthhouse7104 "...What?"
@rythofthefourthhouse7104
@rythofthefourthhouse7104 3 года назад
@@KrimzonFlygon1 WE'RE GONNA TAKE ALL YOUR ARTIFACT THINGIES AND WEAR EM ABOUT!!
@KrimzonFlygon1
@KrimzonFlygon1 3 года назад
@@rythofthefourthhouse7104 "...What?"
@Elenrai
@Elenrai 7 лет назад
This explains the decay of the emperor, over the past 10.000 years, various techpreists have abused the poor guy.
@TheCorrodedMan
@TheCorrodedMan 7 лет назад
Nyah I FOUND A *PHOSPHEX*
@zygo0
@zygo0 6 лет назад
If Chaos ever wants to really win all they have to do is materialize a stick of lit Dynamite in front of the tech-dummies and they'll do the rest. (Presents Pipebomb to the Omnissaiah)
@AximandTheCursed
@AximandTheCursed 6 лет назад
Nyah, I found a jagged metal codpiece [presents offering to the Omnissaiah] (Anaesthetic required! Anaesthetic required!)
@maxkennedy8075
@maxkennedy8075 6 лет назад
I FOUND A SPARTAN ASSULT TANK *throw* *golden throne sundering*
@merrittanimation7721
@merrittanimation7721 6 лет назад
*I FOUND A THERMONUCLEAR WARHEAD*
@MONSTER743
@MONSTER743 6 лет назад
It's amazing how someone as calm and collective as Kitten can be easily angered just by mentioning the Tau? All because his Tau girlfriend dumped him.
@TheGreatThicc
@TheGreatThicc 6 лет назад
Heartbreak is a bitch.
@TheCorrodedMan
@TheCorrodedMan 6 лет назад
Eric Grieve you ain’t wrong,anytime someone mentions my ex it becomes a recital of “slowly I turn” “YEAH...THATS IT...MARTHA” ( _SLOWLY I TURN,STEP BY STEP,INCH BY INCH I CREPT UP TO HIM_ )
@burntgrahamcracker2866
@burntgrahamcracker2866 5 лет назад
MONSTER743 kitten: that's not fucking canon!
@christopherwadey4342
@christopherwadey4342 5 лет назад
ISWEARTOFUCKENGODMATETHATWAS*NOT*CANON 😂
@xrli82
@xrli82 5 лет назад
I'm amazed that he turns into a angry english bloke when he got angry this episode.
@sothasil7716
@sothasil7716 4 года назад
A thread I found somewhere Vulcan: "I want to hug the Man of Iron!" Corvus: "No hugging the Murderous Machines Vulcan." MOI: "BEEP?" Vulcan: "But it be just a quick squeezed.' Corvus: "Don't you dare" MOI: "BOOP?" Vulcan: "I'M GOING TO!" Corvus: "NO!" MOI: "HONK?" Vulcan: "HUGGS!" *Hugs the robot of doom/CHAOS* Corvus: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Man of Iron: "BEEEE---System rebooting. Taint remove by hug. Intergrating feels discovered from Hug for new anti taint protocols. Distributing updates through network. Anti-Chaos systems online. Engaging Battle Reflex Mode. Mission: DESTROY ALL CHAOS. FOR THE GLORY OF MAN!" The four Tumors: "THe fuck-OH FUC-*Takes a blackhole to the face. Repeatedly* Emperor: "Wait you mean that we only had to? I could have-? But me and the experts- FUCK IT! WHERES MY 200% PROOF FENRISSIAN ALE MALCODOR! I'M TOO SOBER FOR THIS!"
@davidmartin9225
@davidmartin9225 4 года назад
Damn, humanity winning 2: anti heresy boogaloo. Nice comment brother, emperor approves
@OldManEsteban
@OldManEsteban 3 года назад
Custodian: why is he laughing?! Cegorah: you wouldn't get it.
@antonlouis612
@antonlouis612 5 лет назад
" I Found a PIPE! " *Proceeds on throwing Pipe on Emperah*
@mememan2404
@mememan2404 4 года назад
*kneecap sundering*
@ThatGuyUpThere
@ThatGuyUpThere 3 года назад
*pipe falls to the floor as loud as possible*
@guardsmanlars6797
@guardsmanlars6797 3 года назад
*Terra Proceeds to obtain water once again*
@dvdv7777
@dvdv7777 7 лет назад
I look forward to the ever-happy Vulkan giving the ever-stoic Rogal a hug. That is like the unstoppable force meeting the immovable object.
@ashwa1996
@ashwa1996 7 лет назад
This is even better if you read it in Vulkan's voice...actually...Everything is better heard in Vulkan's voice. "Hoh-ho ho! Now I'm gonna go watch anime! There are many waifu's that need a--GREAT ZOGGIN BIG UG--I will see you all later friends! Ha ha ha!"
@boxorak
@boxorak 7 лет назад
Dunlaw Someone needs to draw Vulkan giving different anime girls hugs. It would be hilarious and adorable.
@obsidironpumicia4074
@obsidironpumicia4074 7 лет назад
"If my hand was not at the Phalanx, it would be broken. Yey."
@kyokyoniizukyo7171
@kyokyoniizukyo7171 7 лет назад
boxorak Indeeed...
@TheCorrodedMan
@TheCorrodedMan 6 лет назад
“OH HO HO HO MY BROTHA!” “Hello vulkan” “IT HAS BEEN TOO LONG- *OW AV YA BEEN?* “ “Dead” “WONDERFUL! NOW GIVE ME A HUG!” “I would rather-“ (Brutally hugged by vulkan) “Ow”
3 года назад
How to make Kitten do what you want if he initially resists: Say that not doing it is something the Tau would do.
@rickvanderleck3604
@rickvanderleck3604 4 года назад
"stealth is optional for this mission" Me: 13:15
@entspannter
@entspannter 7 лет назад
"Vulkan is dead....again" also He`stan s scream 😂😂😂
@DEMONX62
@DEMONX62 7 лет назад
I'd do the same thing if my papa lavanuggets that weve been waiting for forever died again :(
@chrisculver701
@chrisculver701 5 лет назад
I died on that scream. I came here looking just for this.
@just-some-menace6138
@just-some-menace6138 7 лет назад
Why am I alive? Why would I want to be Dead? Being alive is FUN! All my FRIENDS are here! Taken out of context this would actually make a good quote for an astartes.
@Darkgun231
@Darkgun231 7 лет назад
Or an Ork, given how they operate on WAAAGH! Logic.
@shadowstrider8295
@shadowstrider8295 5 лет назад
Besides I tried being dead *UNPLEASANT IT WAS!*
@kaiserzaiser5002
@kaiserzaiser5002 5 лет назад
never have truer words been spoken.
@paulschauer6273
@paulschauer6273 3 года назад
This is without a doubt THE greatest series I’ve ever watched on RU-vid nothing will ever compare to it
@sclint1427
@sclint1427 3 года назад
I love how when Magnus and Kitten are freaking out about Corvus they recite the Dawn of War tutorial
@Ixmore
@Ixmore 7 лет назад
Also I can imagine the interaction between Vulkan and Rogal Dorn Vulkan: Rogal, *picks him up* I've missed you, my brother Rogal Dorn: Yey, hugs.
@Ixmore
@Ixmore 7 лет назад
now I wonder how the other primarchs would feel about being hugged by Vulkan
@treetervallhalla4128
@treetervallhalla4128 7 лет назад
Wut about da emprah
@Diyel
@Diyel 7 лет назад
ANESTHETICS REQUIRED ANESTHETICS REQUIRED ANESTHETICS REQUIRED ANESTHETICS REQUIRED ANESTHETICS REQUIRED ANESTHETICS REQUIRED
@TheCorrodedMan
@TheCorrodedMan 7 лет назад
Ixmore Cegorach would explode into a cloud of confetti and cotton candy Angron would scream and beat the shit out of him Lorgar...Lorgar would probably take it,I mean he was really tender hearted before the heresy so affection may be what brings him back into the fold Kor phaeron would spit out his dentures and demand the youngster put him down Erebus would be a tremendous dick about it Slaanesh would say "squeeze me harder,big guy😏” Khorne would hit him with the nearest blunt object and call him a fucking asshole. Tzeentch would replace himself with a big blue dummy with live snakes for tentacles ( *JUST AS PLANNED* ) Nurgle would give a basso chuckle and hug him back,like a good grandpa
@kriegskorpsman6136
@kriegskorpsman6136 6 лет назад
What about Gork and Mork?
@MrSolinius
@MrSolinius 7 лет назад
VULKAN IS DEAD . . . VULKAN LIVES!
@MrAzulmagia
@MrAzulmagia 7 лет назад
...again... today...
@Z2Wolf
@Z2Wolf 4 года назад
So I feel like it is really underappreciated that Vulcan being half-ork is not only hilarious... IT PERFECTLY EXPLAINS HIM COMING BACK. The way orkery works is that enough collective belief makes something happen, if Vulcan is now part of the ork gestalt, some of those rules probably apply to him... With that in mind, consider: the artifacts of Vulcan are useless... but everybody BELIEVED he'd return if they were all collected.
@fireballbastard7873
@fireballbastard7873 3 года назад
I just realized there's this scared Guardsman that keeps appearing periodically in the story, this time alongside Marneus Calgar, despite having no reason to be there. Is that you, Ollanius PIus?
@elijahjarman2837
@elijahjarman2837 Год назад
I've been thinking the same thing Maybe when Fffffffffffucking Horus blasted him out of existence, it made Pius something akin to a 40k saint, only appearing randomly and running away?
@ttijms
@ttijms 7 лет назад
In a world where the internet has desensitized me to merely chuckling at almost all comedy, this just made me sit in my chair shaking from laughter for 30 minutes, thanks Alfabusa!
@accursedcursive4935
@accursedcursive4935 5 лет назад
BAZIGA
@naruyashan
@naruyashan 6 лет назад
You know, Magnus was remarkably patient here. Considering the whole "traumatic spine breakage" thing.
@Rytonic69
@Rytonic69 Год назад
As an ork and Salamander fan, hearing Vulkan talk like an Ork just puts a smile on my face
@jb-wc1hx
@jb-wc1hx 10 месяцев назад
Green
@TheJollySoviet
@TheJollySoviet 3 года назад
I absolutely love this show, I'm not super well versed in the w40k universe (yet), but I am slowly learning more and more because of both this show and all the times I've jumped into the wiki. This show has not only managed to immerse me into it's own universe but also the vanilla w40k universe which I would otherwise not be as interested in. I haven't geeked out this hard since I had gotten into the Star Wars extended universe.
@AlexWithington
@AlexWithington 2 года назад
Welcome, we have shut and locked the door behind you. But alfa is good at giving small lore nudges in this show which makes people look stuff up including stuff that has become non canon which makes it more fun
@ianharrison5758
@ianharrison5758 2 года назад
Warhammer lore is a fucking rabbit hole. One I suggest we all swan dive into. Check out some of the lore channels on RU-vid like Luetin09, Majorkill, Baldemort, wolf lord Rho, and some others. They have varying ways to explaining topics so you can get lore through any tone. Personally I enjoy majorkill simply because he covers a lot of topics while also not trying to hard to take it seriously.
@gunfighter5547
@gunfighter5547 6 лет назад
This is by far the most amusing series i have seen...it has A plot A catch Drama, humor,action, nudity How come it hasnt won an oscar yet?
@chairmeme6231
@chairmeme6231 5 лет назад
10/10 Not enough tau
@chairmeme6231
@chairmeme6231 5 лет назад
@AKUJIRULE all l want is to have kitten finally get his much needed massacre of hyper evolved communists
@chairmeme6231
@chairmeme6231 5 лет назад
She friendzoned a transhuman that have the abs to rival that of the boney emperor
@Andrix145
@Andrix145 5 лет назад
@@thetau4866 mateisweartofuckin THAT IS NOT CANON!
@chairmeme6231
@chairmeme6231 4 года назад
@@thetau4866 The humans "God emperor" has see the light of the greater good as shown to him by the great shadowsun in a back alley of a hive world where they made "contact" with each other. -Tau News Network Considering how the tau saw a chapter master being the "god emperor" just imagine how they would react to custodian.
@carlosfred8673
@carlosfred8673 7 лет назад
*Sees notification* It's been 10,000 years....
@Tomatowormprince
@Tomatowormprince 7 лет назад
Carlos Fred 500* 🐵👑
@nielsmichiels1939
@nielsmichiels1939 7 лет назад
Yet i aged normaly.........and now i'm dust. (how the hell did i type this?)
@breakblade97
@breakblade97 7 лет назад
NIELS MICHIELS by using the power of the warp heretic.
@TheDrCN
@TheDrCN 7 лет назад
And yet the year is still 40,000.
@emetanti
@emetanti 7 лет назад
hm, you are dust? you don´t happen to have been part of the Thousand Sons?
@Gormathius
@Gormathius 4 года назад
«He is like a skull ghost. A skoooost.» I just love that delivery.
@azraelknightquest5754
@azraelknightquest5754 Год назад
"Shut your face, your sh*t grill! I do what I WANT! And I LIKE what I do!" Ultra-epic quote right there. I love it.
@thatnewguy1039
@thatnewguy1039 7 лет назад
11:06 "HOW DARE YOU INTERRUPT THE FEEDBACK SESSION OF I, CATO SICARIUS?!!!!" My fav character development
@pascal9055
@pascal9055 5 лет назад
You can tell he's a lovely boss to his underlings.
@Alex_Fahey
@Alex_Fahey 5 лет назад
I liked the short bit about hanging himself right before he said that.
@mike-fr2vf
@mike-fr2vf 5 лет назад
Alex Fahey Lmao i saw that too
@jacthing1
@jacthing1 5 лет назад
yep he also sounded a bit....rabid there. Calgar might want to have the apothecary look him over t check if hes got rabies
@guardsmengunner
@guardsmengunner 5 лет назад
Z. H.S. When he reacted like that, I was like 'Holy fuck that escalated rather quickly'. I think the guy may have a bit of a short temper. XD
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