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If the President Was Asian 

Steven He
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Immigration please don't watch this video.
Love, legal resident.
#Comedy #Skit #asian
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Комментарии : 13 тыс.   
@mrnigelng
@mrnigelng 3 года назад
Haiyaaa this president too funny 😂 😂
@inthenameofsparta4146
@inthenameofsparta4146 3 года назад
Lol hi
@waterrmusic
@waterrmusic 3 года назад
uncle roger make best fried rice
@jesslynwynne9932
@jesslynwynne9932 3 года назад
didn't expect to meet Uncle Roger here!
@gotthatrich5249
@gotthatrich5249 3 года назад
Fuiyoh, Uncle Roger here today.
@pratyushathecool
@pratyushathecool 3 года назад
Uncle roger also subscribed...
@h-man1371
@h-man1371 2 года назад
"She got charged 5,000 dollars for an ambulance ride after she fainted." FINANCIAL DAMAGE
@Slayr.
@Slayr. 2 года назад
Which also causes more EMOTIONAL DAMAGE. Very affective. *2 for 1 deal is good deal, not too expensive.*
@Cross177
@Cross177 2 года назад
Don’t lie, We read the FINANCIAL DAMAGE line in the EMOTIONAL DAMAGE tone.
@lari.2909
@lari.2909 2 года назад
Underrated loooooooool
@octo1129
@octo1129 2 года назад
@@Cross177 fiNAAANcial DAAAmaGE
@Toasty_Prod
@Toasty_Prod 2 года назад
Lol
@Jay-ik2bg
@Jay-ik2bg 3 года назад
VOTE FOR ME, TOGETHER WE CAN ERASE FAILURE
@Justkoto
@Justkoto 3 года назад
This comment has 10 likes just saying now because I think this comment will get a lot of likes
@Jay-ik2bg
@Jay-ik2bg 3 года назад
I don know, but Steven pp even more failure. It got a B ON DA PP TEST
@Pomatoed
@Pomatoed 3 года назад
yes
@Jay-ik2bg
@Jay-ik2bg 3 года назад
@@Justkoto thanks bro
@Bonehead24-7
@Bonehead24-7 3 года назад
I raise stoopid only
@BubbleTea10
@BubbleTea10 Год назад
“I can buy a car and drive my unconscious self for $5,000” - Steven’s dad
@benjaythewhite
@benjaythewhite 5 месяцев назад
With one foot..... other foot was starting own business.
@lucsilverwolf141
@lucsilverwolf141 3 месяца назад
@@benjaythewhite while one hand is selling rice and the other one driving xD
@joseppi78
@joseppi78 Год назад
"we can destroy man kind 15 times and you still need more money?" had me in tears 😂🤣
@randomgrinn
@randomgrinn 3 месяца назад
Military always needs more money. But teachers and starving people? Nah, our conservative media isn't there for them.
@geograymon55
@geograymon55 3 года назад
"Don't be a dick." Is by far the greatest political slogan I've ever heard.
@executor6969
@executor6969 3 года назад
Ikr
@kiaan1317
@kiaan1317 3 года назад
ikr
@idioticct3846
@idioticct3846 3 года назад
I KNOW'
@Stinky_37
@Stinky_37 3 года назад
W h A t T h E h A i L
@iamdave84
@iamdave84 3 года назад
Wasn't that Google's company motto back in the day?
@crusader5013
@crusader5013 3 года назад
In the debate, the only thing he’d say to the other candidate is “failure”
@StevenHe
@StevenHe 3 года назад
he could win jus t off that one word
@serpentinewolf7085
@serpentinewolf7085 3 года назад
@@StevenHe I would actually vote for a Candidate that did that word for word.
@Drebin2293
@Drebin2293 3 года назад
@@StevenHe Yep. Trump won talking about a wall. Anything's possible in America.
@ok4412
@ok4412 3 года назад
@@Drebin2293 I don't see how talking about borders is out of the ordinary lol. I thought your comment was going somewhere else.
@Endershock1678
@Endershock1678 3 года назад
To be fair, did you see the last presidential debate? The bar isn't high.
@paulhelms9675
@paulhelms9675 9 месяцев назад
"DONT BE A DIK" Bro solved world peace in 4 words
@LoneWolffanwriter
@LoneWolffanwriter Год назад
The long pause after the GameStop stock headline, and just asking, "What's wrong with that?" Gets me every single time.
@troglodytamteolol4035
@troglodytamteolol4035 3 года назад
Steven He's dad is secretly a Chinese mafia boss who took over the world while walking to school on one foot.
@cheesyslide580
@cheesyslide580 3 года назад
through several dimensions while fighting off lions with his bare hands
@aberrant814
@aberrant814 3 года назад
while his othee foot was starting a business
@gabrielaizquierdo5174
@gabrielaizquierdo5174 3 года назад
Going up hill both ways one foot already in a business
@StevenHe
@StevenHe 3 года назад
literally before he arrived in school
@nachox28x28
@nachox28x28 3 года назад
Uphill. Both ways
@Yaya0831
@Yaya0831 2 года назад
" 50 golds medal and 1 silver " " Sil?! " " You know what this is, this call FAILURE " LMAO
@jayATUK
@jayATUK 2 года назад
😂 That was my favourite part
@ibaranarukami8727
@ibaranarukami8727 2 года назад
@@jayATUK Same hahahah 😂
@pywang2212
@pywang2212 2 года назад
600
@wilsonofcanada
@wilsonofcanada 2 года назад
**better not mention the bronze metals then**
@98.951
@98.951 2 года назад
china after olympics be like
@merlin4649
@merlin4649 4 месяца назад
"The Art of Making A Tie Look Both Oversized And Undersized At The Same Time"
@dannyr2976
@dannyr2976 Год назад
_"You're missing 28 billion dollars.. What, you don't see this...?"_ cracked me the hell up! Too damn funny!
@TheAntiburglar
@TheAntiburglar 3 года назад
"Don be a DIK" - Asian President who brought world peace and led the world into a New Golden Age
@yikesbro1686
@yikesbro1686 3 года назад
lmao yes ^^
@wildanh7806
@wildanh7806 3 года назад
Sounds like Duterte
@samuraiboi2735
@samuraiboi2735 3 года назад
Welcome to the rice age😁
@mikehawkhovers9872
@mikehawkhovers9872 3 года назад
@@samuraiboi2735 rice for everyone lol
@josiah42
@josiah42 2 года назад
I'd vote for this guy. He could actually balance a budget.
@tongdawu2041
@tongdawu2041 2 года назад
Is there a discount?
@cotton966
@cotton966 2 года назад
@@tongdawu2041 lmaooo
@blackbangtan8943
@blackbangtan8943 2 года назад
Nooo iam the 999th like 😭
@user-xc4bm3pu2w
@user-xc4bm3pu2w 2 года назад
Bro ur name sounds a little weird
@aux2414
@aux2414 2 года назад
He would call us all disappointment
@MrDanny1911
@MrDanny1911 Год назад
This guy is not just a national treasure, he's world heritage.
@saraalberts6593
@saraalberts6593 11 месяцев назад
I laugh so hard whenever he says “don’t be a dick” repeatedly. My sister says that all the time, so I made her watch this. I can’t tell you how funny her reaction was.
@brunamonroe2261
@brunamonroe2261 3 года назад
"I can buy a car and drive my unconscious self to the hospital for $5,000" 😭
@eliheymann8719
@eliheymann8719 3 года назад
He uncultured self
@eliheymann8719
@eliheymann8719 3 года назад
Said
@kiwi659
@kiwi659 3 года назад
I thought he said his oncologist lol
@vineetha6942
@vineetha6942 3 года назад
@@nicopanchu6939 Yeup
@bones8055
@bones8055 3 года назад
@@nicopanchu6939 same
@abdu8359
@abdu8359 3 года назад
“I’m still an actor” “Actor?! I'll have a double cheeseburger with fries please." You can't come back front that...
@dzenis758
@dzenis758 3 года назад
I thought he said rice and was thinking who the hell eats a burger with rice? Asians lol
@Melon_Canser
@Melon_Canser 3 года назад
@@dzenis758 same 😂😂
@claire1961
@claire1961 3 года назад
Sir this is a McDonald's Wait a minute-
@YoungNJimmy
@YoungNJimmy 3 года назад
😂😂😂😂😂
@duck5304
@duck5304 3 года назад
@@dzenis758 you’ll be surprised at what Asians would eat rice with source: experience
@onetuliptree
@onetuliptree 8 месяцев назад
Don't let Steven's dad find out about the Diamond button, congrats on Gold.
@ljss6805
@ljss6805 Год назад
Love how he can't even finish saying "silver" before being overwhelmed with the pain of someone else's failure.
@xxmidnight12xx18
@xxmidnight12xx18 3 года назад
“Don’t be a D***.” Steven’s dad is wise beyond his years.
@mixd1738
@mixd1738 3 года назад
Yep
@Ash-yl3zc
@Ash-yl3zc 3 года назад
Back in his day, years wasn't invented yet
@xxmidnight12xx18
@xxmidnight12xx18 3 года назад
@@Ash-yl3zc back in his day eternity wasn’t even thought of yet
@gachabloxgirl3958
@gachabloxgirl3958 3 года назад
@@xxmidnight12xx18 back in his day day wasn't invented yet
@vandanadubey6605
@vandanadubey6605 3 года назад
1kth like
@haewnq
@haewnq 3 года назад
“Don’t be a D.ick” was used more than “What the hail” that doesn’t seem right
@Wick291
@Wick291 3 года назад
No u
@haewnq
@haewnq 3 года назад
@@Wick291 i’m confused??? i don’t seem right?
@StevenHe
@StevenHe 3 года назад
hmmmmm
@goatforGM1026
@goatforGM1026 3 года назад
@@StevenHe 😭
@Unreleased-zt9th
@Unreleased-zt9th 3 года назад
*hail
@NowayIscored
@NowayIscored 11 месяцев назад
“Into the Nether” had me laughing😂😂😂
@darkerthanblack500
@darkerthanblack500 10 месяцев назад
That "why?" And that expression is on spot
@eqWillibrium
@eqWillibrium 2 года назад
President: Don’t be a dick. - Literally 5 seconds earlier - “I talked with Santa, you’re getting fired for Christmas.”
@frog9907
@frog9907 2 года назад
No you're getting fire not fired
@eqWillibrium
@eqWillibrium 2 года назад
@@frog9907 ……yeah, he tells his employee who wants to go on break that he’s getting fire for Christmas. What, like, his house burns down?
@liesdamnlies3372
@liesdamnlies3372 2 года назад
That’s not being a dick. That’s clear workplace communication with employees, so they know where they can improve.
@BobTheSnail759
@BobTheSnail759 2 года назад
*chirstmas
@guyver441
@guyver441 2 года назад
@@liesdamnlies3372 Ah, been through that course too, I see. : )
@NotimPorten
@NotimPorten 2 года назад
"Don't be a dik" should be the slogan for his candidacy campaign.
@herosdiaz8757
@herosdiaz8757 2 года назад
And in front of it on the sleeve should say "why?"
@sunniproductions1951
@sunniproductions1951 2 года назад
dont be a failure
@RSCB
@RSCB 2 года назад
And don't be a dik
@universalmediabeijing
@universalmediabeijing 2 года назад
Yessssss
@draconshot928
@draconshot928 2 года назад
In a private message:"Don't be a failure at being such a dik. We don't take no B's here in anything."
@Nyxtesy
@Nyxtesy 9 месяцев назад
We need a new version of this
@Sun_Tzu1
@Sun_Tzu1 Год назад
Watching these for a long time now. Subscribed at last.
@jasminechua3175
@jasminechua3175 2 года назад
"Everyone should be kind to each other.And DONT BE A DICK" That's my new motto
@agnieszkas2364
@agnieszkas2364 2 года назад
Mine too😂😂😂
@bonniefazman9065
@bonniefazman9065 2 года назад
Me 3
@youngsandwich9967
@youngsandwich9967 2 года назад
“Don’t be a sick” was my high school physics teacher’s only rule
@taylorheart4018
@taylorheart4018 2 года назад
WHY?
@taylorheart4018
@taylorheart4018 2 года назад
What the HELLLLLL
@PeterBoddy
@PeterBoddy 3 года назад
I'd vote for that guy. "Don't be a dick!" is a great campaign slogan.
@angelinacalabrese3698
@angelinacalabrese3698 3 года назад
I KNOW RIGHT?! STEVE'S DAD SHOULD BE PRESIDENT!
@Teaandlilacs89
@Teaandlilacs89 7 месяцев назад
Don’t be a dick. - Stevens Dad . That should be carved up on Mount Rushmore! Where do I vote? We need this man for Prez.
@Technology-Glitcher
@Technology-Glitcher 7 месяцев назад
“Don’t be a dick” What inspirational words
@sharkboy4888
@sharkboy4888 2 года назад
Steven's dad is the voice inside steven's head yelling at him telling him whats right and whats wrong
@StevenHe
@StevenHe 2 года назад
HA
@Flow-wj1ej
@Flow-wj1ej 2 года назад
@@StevenHe Hiii plz give me shoutout
@lxwinafx_
@lxwinafx_ 2 года назад
And calling him a failure
@Flow-wj1ej
@Flow-wj1ej 2 года назад
Yeet
@donkeywithacigar2621
@donkeywithacigar2621 2 года назад
@@Flow-wj1ej Hiii plz stop begging
@jimhyang09
@jimhyang09 2 года назад
Nobody: Absolutely Nobody: Other Presidents: "Let's Make America Great Again!!!" Steven: "Don't be a dick"
@zolazar6928
@zolazar6928 2 года назад
I mean, it's solid.
@alejrandom6592
@alejrandom6592 2 года назад
you are really bad at writing comments in this format
@strsocerplaya9
@strsocerplaya9 2 года назад
Basically the same catch phrase lol
@dani_phantom1701
@dani_phantom1701 2 года назад
@@alejrandom6592 right, like first of all these “nobody” comments just make the joke unfunny and then they didn’t even use the format right💀
@amoral_minority
@amoral_minority 2 года назад
"Don't be a dick"? What else are these liberals going to think up? "Don't smear poop on the walls"? 😂
@Lancars
@Lancars Год назад
This. This is amazing. I hope you do more.
@carloolivierracing
@carloolivierracing Год назад
You’re an ABSOLUTE LEGEND man! Love your channel!
@mikek7660
@mikek7660 2 года назад
"Here's our budgets for the last 20 years from all 52 departments." "You're missing 28 billion dollars." "...what? How did you--" "What? You can't do quick maths?"
@dhruvchampaneri5670
@dhruvchampaneri5670 2 года назад
Quic mafs!!
@superrupee
@superrupee 2 года назад
Steven: I'm still an actor Steven's dad: Can I have a double cheeseburger with fries He hit him too hard
@frasersimpson7934
@frasersimpson7934 2 года назад
I scrolled to find this ❤️
@peterparker9954
@peterparker9954 2 года назад
EMO-SHA-NAL DAAA-MAGE
@motivationallclipps
@motivationallclipps 2 года назад
Lol
@GingerZombie29
@GingerZombie29 2 года назад
ULTRA HYPER MEGA EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
@CharstarMax
@CharstarMax 2 года назад
@@peterparker9954 Very effective.
@hamidiyoucef2356
@hamidiyoucef2356 9 месяцев назад
Now we know that Steven has minecrafters blood in his veins because he know that 1 block in the nether equals to 8 block in the overworld I'm so proud of him 😀😀😀
@Daisuke2788
@Daisuke2788 23 дня назад
Ur skits are part of some of the best ones I watch.😂
@danzigrulze5211
@danzigrulze5211 3 года назад
Everyone knows a real Asian president would wear gold frame aviators.
@danzigrulze5211
@danzigrulze5211 3 года назад
@thunderstar86 As long as you didn't use a calculator to get that percentage, it's legit.
@couchcrestation6464
@couchcrestation6464 3 года назад
I am as white as they come and I wear gold frame aviators
@nandafaiqfadhlurrahman2144
@nandafaiqfadhlurrahman2144 3 года назад
@@couchcrestation6464 then you got good taste
@averagejoey2000
@averagejoey2000 2 года назад
@thunderstar86 gold frame aviator turn you Asian
@Gutraidh
@Gutraidh 2 года назад
@@danzigrulze5211 As Asian you don't use a calculator to get the percentage but you use one to show it.
@seekingcodemastery1726
@seekingcodemastery1726 11 месяцев назад
😂😂😂 Hey dude keep making these video's, I always get a good laugh out of them!
@cpttrps5376
@cpttrps5376 Год назад
It’s really cool that you express the good as well as the bad in your life. I see it my dude and you are entertaining as fuck
@Momof4kidsand3dogs
@Momof4kidsand3dogs 3 года назад
"Don't be a d*ck"- most presidential advice ever.
@merpuffedy
@merpuffedy 3 года назад
Hahaha
@genericperson156
@genericperson156 3 года назад
that's the kind of advice will help you go far in life
@gailbrezinka9766
@gailbrezinka9766 3 года назад
👏👏👏👏👏👏
@lyle_marie_ceniza
@lyle_marie_ceniza 3 года назад
👐
@denoftools
@denoftools 3 года назад
We like the stock!!!
@cringeperson2498
@cringeperson2498 3 года назад
Im surprised how there are non comments yet and you have check mark Edit My auto correct is garbage
@SK-or9bo
@SK-or9bo 3 года назад
The bear!!!!!
@KooperTrooper
@KooperTrooper 3 года назад
“Not financial advice as I’m just retarded”
@StevenHe
@StevenHe 3 года назад
It’s a good stock
@DEKU-wv8nv
@DEKU-wv8nv 3 года назад
@@StevenHe can you make a video with all bloopers
@mytube9182
@mytube9182 Год назад
This president just looks too smart.
@yuriito6584
@yuriito6584 11 месяцев назад
Hope you get gold ASAP... I loughed so much!
@makiahilton3222
@makiahilton3222 3 года назад
"We can already destroy the earth 15 time why you need more money" really got me
@hamdankhan319
@hamdankhan319 3 года назад
"Sir, other countries keep trying to ditch the dollar, sir"
@jiantang1048
@jiantang1048 3 года назад
Covid: "Yes, Mr. Presdient, you called for me?"
@chairsilver2
@chairsilver2 2 года назад
lol
@GoatMan-dl5ds
@GoatMan-dl5ds 2 года назад
Seriously our defense budget is nearly 4 times what the entire lower half of the American working class contributed to the US budget in 2018.
@marcbarbier5646
@marcbarbier5646 2 года назад
@@hamdankhan319 isn't that a good thing ?
@meghanaparida1973
@meghanaparida1973 2 года назад
Everyone, let's make Steven get gold, so that he won't be a failure.
@StevenHe
@StevenHe 2 года назад
I appreciate you Meghana!!!❤️
@geeknat8981
@geeknat8981 2 года назад
He got gold about 500k subs ago :D
@BlueFlameFoxX
@BlueFlameFoxX 2 года назад
For fucks sake yes!
@kamekaziebear1855
@kamekaziebear1855 2 года назад
Nah
@leviwright9493
@leviwright9493 2 года назад
And he promoted to a slightly less of a failure
@BSI_Inc.
@BSI_Inc. 9 месяцев назад
Maybe this needs a part 2
@j_as_in_j
@j_as_in_j Год назад
How was I not already subscribed? You sir are a comedic genius!
@coldchillin8382
@coldchillin8382 3 года назад
“We can already kill mankind 15 times why you need more money?” 🤣 😭
@melonbun7511
@melonbun7511 3 года назад
To go to the nether 😂
@goldengryphon
@goldengryphon 3 года назад
@@melonbun7511 Okay. It's a go.
@mr_h831
@mr_h831 3 года назад
WHAT'S SAD IS, HE'S NOT WRONG. THAT WAS THE BEST AMERICAN RELATED JOKE IN THERE LIKE OOF MY SIDES XD
@whitegoliath2557
@whitegoliath2557 3 года назад
The man calculated 20 years worth of billions in *58* seconds
@weirdfreak98
@weirdfreak98 3 года назад
Less it took him like five seconds
@buenoloco4455
@buenoloco4455 3 года назад
With no calculator... WhAt Aae juu? I know, B- Failure!!! Silv... hell no!! XD XD XD
@whitegoliath2557
@whitegoliath2557 3 года назад
Whatd da heeelll
@Dogprofile
@Dogprofile 3 года назад
Actually it was *3 seconds*
@aironzen4516
@aironzen4516 3 года назад
Asian powers at its finest
@LunaWingz
@LunaWingz 10 месяцев назад
still one of my fav skits 😂 should include the part where the Rp and Dm can't agree on the budget and cause everything to come to a halt
@scott98390
@scott98390 Год назад
You got me to subscribe! Also, "I like the stock" was perfect. If you know, you know.
@Xenikoumii
@Xenikoumii 3 года назад
“Don’t be a d!ck” -The best president of all time
@mixd1738
@mixd1738 3 года назад
Yep
@Zimbax
@Zimbax 3 года назад
I am addicted to your channel. Help
@onepieceisthebestanime8645
@onepieceisthebestanime8645 3 года назад
Verified 2 likes?!?
@slutslayer2646
@slutslayer2646 3 года назад
This is our lives now, not you nor I can change that
@Isthatabridge
@Isthatabridge 3 года назад
replying to verified youtubers ive never heard of part 25
@Zimbax
@Zimbax 3 года назад
What the haaaaiiil you say??
@Zimbax
@Zimbax 3 года назад
Okay jk
@michag5561
@michag5561 8 месяцев назад
„Don’t be a dick!” - such a simple phrase that explains all complexity of entire universe…
@alejandrodiazdeleon1556
@alejandrodiazdeleon1556 Год назад
I have no idea why i was not subscribed, but I am now, let's go Steven get that gold
@avantibalaji4246
@avantibalaji4246 2 года назад
"I can buy myself a car and drive my unconsously self for $5000"!!!! IM IN LOVE WITH STEVEN'S HUMOUR
@njaewin
@njaewin 2 года назад
so funny and yet full of satire.
@the_og_alpha
@the_og_alpha 2 года назад
@@CJ-pq7hz and there it is, the random Simp comment on a girl's comment
@CJ-pq7hz
@CJ-pq7hz 2 года назад
@@the_og_alpha okay my pet's assistant🤣
@mistereggway9141
@mistereggway9141 2 года назад
@@CJ-pq7hz are you high?
@ardianfathurrohman
@ardianfathurrohman 2 года назад
@@CJ-pq7hz Fookin maniac
@anesh1806
@anesh1806 3 года назад
I feel very safe knowing that the United States is in Stevens Hands
@ovarianbarbarian4186
@ovarianbarbarian4186 3 года назад
Agreed. Great slogan "Dont be a dick"
@Sakitsunebi
@Sakitsunebi 3 года назад
Tbh, if that guy was president, we'd have a balanced budget, be paying our debt off and probably get rid of alot of wasteful spending
@iaincowell9747
@iaincowell9747 3 года назад
Who's Stevens Hands & why is the United States in him?
@anesh1806
@anesh1806 3 года назад
@@iaincowell9747 It doesn't literally mean it’s in Steven’s Hand it just means he’s gonna have a lot of responsibility being president
@lorireed8046
@lorireed8046 3 года назад
@@Sakitsunebi And No dicks allowed. They've been outlawed.
@vigneshwaranr3608
@vigneshwaranr3608 Год назад
I always love the blooper at the end 😂😂
@ezziex1248
@ezziex1248 9 месяцев назад
"Don't be a dic-" truly some inspirational words
@thischildisdumb4580
@thischildisdumb4580 2 года назад
"They Probably used Calculators" "Stupid" I'm done.
@kennethnwebb
@kennethnwebb 2 года назад
its actually stooopid
@JackG515
@JackG515 2 года назад
He’s actually a pretty cool president: He wants everybody to treat everyone else with respect He wants to fix the healthcare system He recognizes that the defense budget is unreasonably high He wants everyone to achieve the highest standard possible He promotes dedication and hard work in his employees throughout the entire day, even during their “lunch break” He provides such good work incentives that all of his employees work through the holidays He can do quick maths
@muzanjackson5199
@muzanjackson5199 2 года назад
We need 7 likes and no more
@skaroyd6097
@skaroyd6097 2 года назад
and he gamer
@duck9770
@duck9770 2 года назад
And he like game stop stock
@MASTEROFEVIL
@MASTEROFEVIL 2 года назад
300th like
@ayeshahussain4440
@ayeshahussain4440 2 года назад
make him America's president, they need it.
@Theloststreamer
@Theloststreamer 11 месяцев назад
Your the only thing I look forward to on the days I'm not out of town. Lmao keep it up!
@paulphillips5847
@paulphillips5847 Год назад
Lol love the videos man. Always make me laugh 😂
@inconspicuouspotatoes2588
@inconspicuouspotatoes2588 3 года назад
“For five thousand dollars?!” “Y-Yes..” *YEETS PILLOW ANGRILY*
@StevenHe
@StevenHe 3 года назад
hahahahah
@jalenr.6542
@jalenr.6542 3 года назад
That does need to be fixed though. Five thousand just for an ambulance ride holy shit
@probablyjael
@probablyjael 3 года назад
"For FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS?" "Yea-" Steven throws the pillow calmly
@Jon_EL
@Jon_EL 3 года назад
I felt that
@user-ud1ec6tg1z
@user-ud1ec6tg1z 3 года назад
Haha, I don't have this problem because I live in Canada. 😋
@TheOverlyCasualGamers
@TheOverlyCasualGamers 5 месяцев назад
I've watch a ton of your stuff and this is my first comment. I just love your Asian sterotype... so extreme lololololol
@VisconitiKingfr
@VisconitiKingfr Год назад
"What's wrong with that?' 💀
@F4LS3_R34L1TY
@F4LS3_R34L1TY 3 года назад
"can't do quick maths?" had me dying the floor laughing (Edit: What the hail- How did I get so many likes?-)
@jessicagnv958
@jessicagnv958 3 года назад
This man is Steven's paternal figure, a substitute teacher, the face of Beijing corn, a lion fighter, an amazon echo inventor, a child entrepreneur, and now a president... damn.
@emilyN1
@emilyN1 3 года назад
He’s got as many careers as Barbie.
@jessicagnv958
@jessicagnv958 3 года назад
@@emilyN1 omg LMAO
@threshdyr8871
@threshdyr8871 3 года назад
Asian Johnny Sins
@feather563
@feather563 3 года назад
a physicist too, he invented physics actually :D
@RozyPoyo
@RozyPoyo 3 года назад
Plus he got a ghost.
@harrisondejoux8520
@harrisondejoux8520 7 месяцев назад
Id vote for him.
@scifiauthor
@scifiauthor Год назад
I love it! More of this president, please!
@gadman85
@gadman85 2 года назад
"We're missing 28 billion dollars." "What?! How did- How did you- what?" "What? You don't see this? Can't do quick maths?!" This part had me laughing so much.
@ilovecats9336
@ilovecats9336 2 года назад
That was the best part, my Mother never let me use a calculator until I hit algebra!
@thunderturbine8860
@thunderturbine8860 2 года назад
Lmao 😂😂 the best part
@HighOnTech_099
@HighOnTech_099 2 года назад
@@ilovecats9336 Indians dont use calculator till engineering
@leoallison636
@leoallison636 Год назад
the best part was that it was blank
@jasonreed1631
@jasonreed1631 Год назад
The most unbelievable part of that line was that there was only $28B missing
@connzz4143
@connzz4143 3 года назад
“I CAN BUY A CAR AND DRIVE MY UNCONSCIOUS SELF FOR 5 THOUSAND DOLLAR-A” -Steven He
@static4939
@static4939 2 года назад
I heard it as “I CAN BUY A CAR AND DRIVE MY UNCLE TO SALE FOR 5 THOUSAND DOLLAR-A”
@mr.hypersound6669
@mr.hypersound6669 2 года назад
I heard it as "I CAN BUY A CAR AND DRIVEMY UNCULTURED SELF FOR 5 THOUSAND DOLLAR-A
@jivan5843
@jivan5843 2 года назад
I dont know what I heard lol
@destiny7269
@destiny7269 2 года назад
@@static4939 lmao thats funny but just so wrong
@idislikeconflict313
@idislikeconflict313 2 года назад
Hes saying “…dollar la”
@Jason-kp1gr
@Jason-kp1gr 5 месяцев назад
bro this is the best video you ever made!
@LongJohnLiver
@LongJohnLiver Год назад
Dude I don't see how he keeps a straight face doing these. I'd be cracking up constantly.
@parisjointacc9251
@parisjointacc9251 3 года назад
“We promise that the education system will be modified to ensure your children will start a business at any age level!”
@jackalenterprisesofohio
@jackalenterprisesofohio 3 года назад
Kool.
@udayvarma756
@udayvarma756 3 года назад
Like being a heart surgeon at the age of 9?😁
@alexpetrov2531
@alexpetrov2531 3 года назад
With one foot
@aeshaahme3774
@aeshaahme3774 2 года назад
“Treat each other with kindness, and don’t be an idiot” -Sun Tzu, art of politics.
@lazarous2772
@lazarous2772 2 года назад
yeah i mean its better than anything else anybody has said.
@ga1aes262
@ga1aes262 Год назад
Today be like
@vivianag7847
@vivianag7847 Год назад
🤣
@jslferrell
@jslferrell Год назад
Confucius says-don’t be a failure. AND DON’T BE A DICK!
@aishi_rei
@aishi_rei Год назад
That’s how society became delinquents.
@victorsahni2071
@victorsahni2071 4 месяца назад
Asian USA president saying you're getting fired for Christmas just because some people are taking time off from work during Christmas break is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@sp1cyn0va35
@sp1cyn0va35 Год назад
Lmao how does he come up with these jokes, I love him 😂
@loganlomax5956
@loganlomax5956 3 года назад
"3x the speed of light into the NETHER" that's a sentence that would stop anyone
@iguess_s8162
@iguess_s8162 2 года назад
that is right specialy minecraft players like me
@carolinefranck6155
@carolinefranck6155 2 года назад
I would buy that jet
@cguy8998
@cguy8998 2 года назад
Can I hget a discount
@carolinefranck6155
@carolinefranck6155 2 года назад
@@cguy8998 Yes, 0.1% off
@priscillajimenez27
@priscillajimenez27 2 года назад
What is the nether lol
@junsengjs
@junsengjs 3 года назад
"Everybody should treat each other with kindness, and don't be a dick!" Its a shame many people fail to comprehend that.
@merpuffedy
@merpuffedy 3 года назад
hey guys I make short skits like Steven He! Can you guys check them out😇 🙏...
@Riprie
@Riprie 3 года назад
Yeah, because political leaders don't call out the people they are suppose to lead.
@user-oh1mk6qq8u
@user-oh1mk6qq8u 3 года назад
0:32
@user-oh1mk6qq8u
@user-oh1mk6qq8u 3 года назад
Don't ask for a timestamp
@aswehdebrej
@aswehdebrej 3 года назад
timestamp pls
@MidStaryNight
@MidStaryNight Год назад
I lost it on the FIRST ANSWER. I had to pause the video immediately and laugh for five minutes before I could continue!
@afterhourscinema782
@afterhourscinema782 8 месяцев назад
I can tell you this, we would have a HELL of a LOT more high speed rail that's for sure 😂
@blyatman9726
@blyatman9726 2 года назад
"We can already destroy mankind 15 times" A terrifying yet funny sentence
@rottenappple3716
@rottenappple3716 2 года назад
Wooooooooh
@pywang2212
@pywang2212 2 года назад
I was watching the vid and heard this line as I found ur comment It’s like subtitles
@StarboyXL9
@StarboyXL9 2 года назад
At this point I say we just do it
@ryanclemons1
@ryanclemons1 2 года назад
Even more so now
@backpackpepelon3867
@backpackpepelon3867 2 года назад
@@StarboyXL9 hopefully they just gonna trade blows between the west and Russia and stop to talk after half of the cities in both side got wiped out. It would be catastrophic if they ends up using all of their nuclear bombs, I mean US could blow up all of its nuclear arsenal in New York, and its gonna kills billions of people worldwide.
@mediocrespectator5627
@mediocrespectator5627 7 месяцев назад
Thank you Steven for every laugh!
@truethought7288
@truethought7288 Год назад
Steven your material is hilarious 😂
@givrally7634
@givrally7634 3 года назад
I'm a math major, I had one exam in the whole semester where calculators were allowed and I forgot to take one. I could have been a *failure* and asked for one, but I stayed prideful and did the whole thing with only my brain and a piece of paper. I aced it. Steven's dad, are you proud of me ?
@sunnylaurie91
@sunnylaurie91 3 года назад
Yeah,but can you cook rice?
@givrally7634
@givrally7634 3 года назад
@@sunnylaurie91 ... In 1 minute and 2 seconds. 😣
@sunnylaurie91
@sunnylaurie91 3 года назад
@@givrally7634 Such failure.I show you how to cook rice under one minute.
@lauryn856
@lauryn856 3 года назад
@@sunnylaurie91 What's your best timing?
@ginger6300
@ginger6300 3 года назад
Lauryn I have a time of 56 seconds... I’m such a FAILURE
@alexandermayro7145
@alexandermayro7145 3 года назад
"Sir, here's our budget." _takes one look_ "We're missing 28 billion dollars." Best line in the video lmao
@jelita_
@jelita_ 3 года назад
Agree
@BangiranaAllan
@BangiranaAllan 3 года назад
Did they use calculators too? Stupeed! 😂😂😂😂
@jenniferschmitzer299
@jenniferschmitzer299 3 года назад
I died .. you can’t do the quick math??
@riptideredemption1861
@riptideredemption1861 Год назад
You had me at, "I like the stock". Just subscribed.
@rosynwhyr5778
@rosynwhyr5778 Год назад
Your vids bring much joy and happiness in these dark times. 😅😅
@reddef76
@reddef76 2 года назад
"Wallstreet has been taken down by a group of gamers buying Game Stop stock." "What's wrong with that?" So good!
@juzyx
@juzyx 2 года назад
Nothing wrong with that! all part of the stock market game XD
@LilyUnicorn
@LilyUnicorn 2 года назад
Wallstreet has been taken down by a group of idiots buying stock from practically bankrupt companies that produce zero profit. have you seen its balance sheet!!!! Its like buying stock into a failing childs lemonade business who buys materials at 5 dollars and sells for 2 and still has to pay all 1000 of their shareholders 1 buck a piece. I understand startups and the like but businesses that are on their way to death and only up to repay their original investors what theyre due before declaring bankruptcy are really not good stocks. I would never advise something so ludicrous. Theres playing risky then theres just putting money into weird places that have no reason to be messed with and ruining other small starter investors who have practically no money to counter it. The filthy rich are not whining about those stocks. Their stocks plummeting several thousands is like a penny to what is in their savings. Its the normal people getting a leg up that are whining. Better off slugging that money at digital coins
@j4ck3t
@j4ck3t 2 года назад
@@LilyUnicorn I don't think you understood what the game stop stock rush was about. I will keep it brief, they punished people trying to exploit the system.
@greyeaglem
@greyeaglem 2 года назад
@@LilyUnicorn Which makes you wonder why hedge funds would own that stock in the first place. They were selling short on it and the Reddit people beat them at their own game. These hedge funds manipulate the market all the time and screw the little investors. They got a taste of their own medicine for a change, and they didn't like it.
@kakhakheviashvili6365
@kakhakheviashvili6365 2 года назад
​@@greyeaglem they didn't care. Because they are "too big to fail" and got 10x what they lost with all those money Government printed out of thin air and gave to them.
@oisinkelly7189
@oisinkelly7189 3 года назад
“I talk with Santa your getting fired for Christmas” - The president of America who happens to be Asian
@1da1a172
@1da1a172 3 года назад
I heard "getting fire for Christmas" at first. That coal oxidized quickly.
@blandcoffee7355
@blandcoffee7355 3 года назад
Sick burn.
@kimjong-un5466
@kimjong-un5466 3 года назад
@@1da1a172 yeah nah people actually do that up here. Getting fire for Christmas is very common in my country.
@JaimieKrycho
@JaimieKrycho Год назад
"Can't do quick math?" LMAO, what a cut! 🔥
@Batz130
@Batz130 10 месяцев назад
I could listen to Steve all day do impressions but then I'd get no work done😂😂😂
@gasolinedrinker4899
@gasolinedrinker4899 3 года назад
"Don't be a d--k" must be some of the most inspirational words in the world. Steven just ended world issues with that line.
@tiny99990
@tiny99990 3 года назад
I wonder if Biden or Obama tried that with Putin... I don't think they did considering he's a bigger dick now than he was yesterday... I mean there really isn't any way to respond to it either the best way to respond to that is to say, alrighty then I am ending this call now... at which point they have lost the conversation
@travissmith2848
@travissmith2848 3 года назад
Sadly, "Treat your fellow being with the concern and respect due them as your fellow being." Has been a part of nearly every major and a lot of minor religions and other world views for millennia and Southern Baptists argue over which division is the only right one and Catholics and Protestants have a hard time sharing an island without killing each other. World peace really _is_ just as simple as "Don't be a d--k", always has been, and we still don't have it.
@florentinopattugalan8920
@florentinopattugalan8920 3 года назад
Getting it on a shirt
@gasolinedrinker4899
@gasolinedrinker4899 3 года назад
@@florentinopattugalan8920 smart
@MASTEROFEVIL
@MASTEROFEVIL 3 года назад
200th like
@popsocket6885
@popsocket6885 3 года назад
I love how the shades are carefully abused
@StevenHe
@StevenHe 3 года назад
hahahhah
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