If Santa Was ASIAN 

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Elves = Child Labor… Don’t come for me, it’s just a joke.

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Yup..thts the one that makes you say 'oh sh*t'

ain't that factory workers?!?

imagine getting less than an A on wishing for things

@@nobodynotyourbusiness673 yeah and all from A- to F can be counted as an F- XD

And I thought Krampus was the dark side of Santa. 😆 So funny yet so dark.

@@LawfulBased Don't you mean Father Christmas. He doesn't have a dark side.

“HE HAS TALENT, AND YOU HAVE DANDRUFF”

Yeah got me going too, needed a good laugh 😃

top notch writing

OMG. Priceless. :) Santa outsourcing labor so his elves don't have to work as hard. Genius.

reminds me of OffendingEverybodys line

Yes. I agree.

the toy joke killed.

you eat them differently?!

My farts are better than Steven’s farts 💨

@@StevenHe😂😂😂

Idk man seems pretty normal to me

he's just iconic like that

uhh thats what he said..

I know😂😂😂

I Spit out my drink like in some kinda sitcom 🤣

Wait a minute so the kids in Asia are Santas helpers!

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Fr

Worth it.

@@Keilsyar.agreed

classic asian struggles.

Good call. That was hysterical

​@@StevenHedid you read my comment just interested

Smart Santa 365 days off a year!

Sounds like my company CFO.

I work only one day a year and this time I'm taking my paid leave 😂

You've made the classic blunder. See, you'd assume Santa only works one day a year. You'd be wrong. He actually 'works' as a manager the rest of the year. What this actually means is that he gets paid to tell his elves what to do. Who pays his salary and the salary of the elves? Nobody knows. I hadn't actually gotten that far when I started typing this. Yes, this is just a joke/social commentary on how little work managers actually do.

​@@anonymoususer188😂

Yup. That’s precisely why. Because I can’t afford another actor😂

Grow up and be an actor : Bad Grow up and be two actors : Good

@@nicholaslau3194Twice the likelihood of succeeding.

No bro, there twins (its a scam

Can you do , if Santa was Māori?

its the other way around the Asians haunt the ghosts

Actually... Yes. Certainly better than "spend almost everything, buy some nft/crypto with the rest for retirement".

Right? I was actually impressed.

'Time in the market is better than timing the market' is bad advice in the long-term depending on investment type. If you just dump money into a pension fund or hedge fund then the fees will eat up a lot of your earnings, that's why advisors that work for these types of businesses use this phrase, it just means they make more money off you the longer you invest with them. If you don't have the time to check and manage your portfolio then use an ETF thats geared for what you like, it's what the pension funds use anyways and this time you don't have to pay fees. If you do have time to check financial indicators, which are widely available, then it's much better to time the market, since the indicators give a pretty reliable forecast of when recessions will hit and markets will tank, as long as you sell before that and you buy during them then you'll beat the market on average. Brokerage fees are a pain, but, you can handle them.

@@fdhgbjsk 99% of people are incapable of timing the market with any degree of success, so buying and holding is a much better option for those 99%. Yes, funds are a bad idea, buying through a brokerage and getting a broad spread of stocks in different industries is the way to go, but advising ordinary people to time the market is a good way to impoverish a lot of people.

Hey he does have good advice on index funds and dollar cost averaging. As an Asian myself I did study to be an engineer, so hopefully Asian Santa will give me that Sega CD I always wanted a few decades late.

we're handy

Fr 😂😂😂

@@StevenHe Chopsticky you mean?

LOL😂

Obviously for his daily job

I wish I sone how made a million dollars when I was born lol.

Weirdly the failure thing about Steven is that he made a million at 30

Timmy rules 😂

I think that was the best line in the whole thing.

I lost it at that line! 🤣🤣🤣

Only missing the guest slippers 😂

Forgot to put the shoes back on when leaving though...

Waabaaakii

andrew tAte

real

"By the time I retire, I have no energy left to do the things I love. Santa"

Lol, "To do the things you love..." that we wont have the talent for cause we didn't study it when we were younger. Now we just get up set at our failures, set our bar low for us and do better for our kids... I guess....

@@RabbitOfAutumn >we didn't study it when we were younger< you could A: get a lucrative job and make a living doing something you don't want to do, then retire and comfortably start doing something you do enjoy or B: do something you enjoy but doesn't make any money so you end up living paycheck to paycheck working at starbucks

“Give up your dreams” “Go be an engineer” Contradiction!

What if my dream is to become an engineer?

@@mszuala Give up the dream and continue studying with no passion or ambition. That is the way!

@@jamesharding3459 yep, because what happens when you're already an Asian engineer

@@mr.paperbag771 I hate that that perfectly describes me. I don't even care anymore, I just want to be done with school.

Me "two" honestly.

@@de_aquila please no

Basically Schrodinger's cat but replace it with a chimney and death with existence

how the hell do you think there is a chimney your dad was right FAILURE

ya mother

2 replies?

It happens to the best of us!

Does that mean Asian Santa only has TWO KIDS to visit this year?

@@fuzzysstuff9888 I think he just has everyone on the naughty list so instead of going to every kid he just went to the dumbest

Proudest ever - I'm Asian I come early.

​@@jfj7452 you do what early

@@TGCPhilip you heard him he comes early

@@timereaper4428 ❤️

only thing I'm getting for christmas is emotional damage

@@StevenHe and Beijing corn

he's gotta taste the failure​@@SuperSolshy

​@@StevenHeha! Good one!

This applies to Italian parents as well. Believe me, I know…

of course he knows what he's doing :)

Steven makes youtube videos instead of working as a doctor. As any asian parent would tell you, he has no idea what he's doing.

Isn't santa saint nick?

The real story comes from saint Nicholaus who gave kids at an orphanage gifts on a Christmas Eve he was said to be wearing a red robe as well, and that later turned into saint Claus and many other till Santa Claus. Happy Christmas

@@kit2110 that’s not even the real story if you go back you’re see that’s not even historically correct 🙈

that's not a bad gift at all

Plus he's not wrong about the roth ira even if it's tiny amounts... It'll get large & everything counts in large amounts

​@@greenspitfire17Seriously, Asian Santa had some excellent investing advice.

Where do I sign up to believe in Asian Santa so he comes and gives me a stable job?

@@Repent-and-believe-in-Jesus1 Actually he said "Shut the f*ck up!" Chronicles 1:69 STFU

Yes, go with an index fund and keep an eye on the fees. Fees will eat up your gains.

​@@ValleyOakPaper Which one is good?

You mean do a thing you hate for 40 years to finally do something you love? 😅 Or rather the index fund and the roth ira account thing?

Thank you for timestamping the financial advice; that is the only reason I watch these videos.

@@libbyannbest1723 Pick one that tracks S&P500.

Honestly I'll probably say that to my kids 20 years later

Lol

-Levi Ackerman

@StevenHe Why 20 years later? By Asia standards you should already be married and have children studying to become doctors or lawyers.

I kinda wanted to buy a shirt like that, then I realized that the world failure at work would probably not go very well + no one but me would get the joke.

This will absolutely be a series every uear

A LOT better than the Hallmark Christmas Movies.

work at star&bucks instead

How else can he guarantee a white Christmas?

I searched for this comment lol!

YES. yes I do

Oh yeah that would be hella fun x)

YES

PRECISELY

Oh goodness yes, that would be hysterical!

Yes

I actually did research for the video

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​@@StevenHereally 😂😂

That line 😂😂 I almost passed out

Correction 274

As well as the Tesla on the roof 🤣

​@@julianaaraujo3293Asian kid don't believe Santa cause they make them 💀

SAME😂😂😂

Same😂

Bro stfu and stop using that edit - so many like - thank you Your comment makes me cringe so hard that I'd prefer to die from cancer

Yess Steven he videos should come with a choking hazard warning😂

Thank you for being a part of the channel valiant ❤ 2024 well take over RU-vid

With his amazing Tesla driving skills

I thought so too. I liked that” time in the market better than timing the marke”t thing.

You can show this video to him. I’ll play Santa😂

HAHA it's funny because I do have dandruff

@@StevenHe Oh, so that line was personal I see hahaha.

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the amount of jobs I did for mom and dad at 10 years old is wild

​@StevenHe hey Stevenhe I'm your biggest fan

the best joke in the vid

I do actually have dandruf.

@@StevenHe… Merry Christmas to you & your family mate & best wishes for 2024… From Australia 🎄✌️🎅🏻🇦🇺

@@StevenHewho doesn’t

@@StevenHeW dandruff

@@StevenHe "Head&Shoulders, la."

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Indeed!!

So true...

I do. sadly.

​@@StevenHesame :/

@@StevenHewho doesn’t

@@StevenHe I haven't🗿

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