If Warlocks Saw You Make Their Character Sheet in Dungeons and Dragons 

Honestly it sounds like his strength would let him throw a barbarian through a stone wall from the amount of daddy issues i could SMELL from that end speech

warlocks can be classed as lawful good but they are always chaotic evil in their hearts, because daddy issues

I like that idea. It’s the same being every time you make a character and they remember the past characters. They’re their own person, likes, dislikes, desires, etc. Also, having commentary from them during character creation, love it.

Really good format this is a really fresh poke at character tropes

Whenever I create a warlock, I just try to make them as wholesome as possible to counter the edginess. Like, making them a young, adventurous elf with the single goal of becoming friends with a demon :D

LOVE YOUR shorts

Sorry about the typo. I only meant one please but still.

I'm surprised he didn't ask for a short rest the moment he saw his class

I had a warlock once where his entire backstory was that his mom got into a fairy tail scenario where she could have the love of her dreams if she gave up her firstborn, she accepted and he was given to the Fae as a baby, who proceeded to just raise him as their own. He’s now on an epic quest to find his birth family while his Fae mom is chasing him, trying to find her kid.

Maybe the mutual parental issues are why Warlock and Rogue tend to get along.

Pick Archfey or Celestial. Your patrons are more annoying than evil. You can roleplaying as a well adjusted Warlock, who’s patron is a fussy mom.

I bet that Satan would be proud knowing that his warlock son is spending 15 hours a day in short rests

My favorite class is Warlock. My favorite character I never to play was a Halfling who made a pact with Asmodeus so she could protect Squirrels.

Strength: Daddy issues Dexterity: Running away from past problems For a minute there, I wondered if you were making Batman.

It's funny to me how edgy Warlocks are in stereotypes, because while I never played him, my DM and I collectively invented a warlock who was a gambler who was just super positive. He made his pact when he met an otherworldly entity, who just wanted to experience the mortal coil, in jail, as he was jailed for illegal gambling (he's a nice guy, but he had an addiction). I really want to play him eventually, but that group dissolved, and it's been hard to find another.

Poor Ranger, always last to be picked in dodgeball.

Love the bell toll to represent The Warlock! I just don't know how you can fit all that talent and enthusiasm in one human body...

I made a unique warlock for a Dragonheist campaign. He was a Goliath Warlock with the Fathomless as his patron and wielded an anchor as his weapon (retextured Great Club.) Basically, he was a deck hand for a ship that got attacked by pirates, and he was left to drown in the sea. However, his patron Leviathan formed a pact with him and saved his life, and he washed ashore outside Waterdeep with nothing but the clothes on his back, and the anchor of his ship.

My best warlock had a ancient sphinx for a patron and the DM had me answer riddles to cast spells

DM: So your dad...is Satan? Warlock: Yes, yes he is. DM: Dear God. Warlock: No, that would be my grandfather.

"Wisdom is based off the number of people I can make sad." Well you know it's a base minimum of 2 then.

This was clearly incorrect. Everybody knows there are only two types of Warlock. Those who's patron is a sword (Hexblade) and those who's patron is Eldritch Blast. There is no other patron. Some may pretend to worship some "Fathomless" or "Genie" or elsewise. But their true patron is Eldritch Blast.

What's a warlock without a war? Lock Edit: I know it's not funny Idk what to comment ok-

Okay, if no one else will do it. Let's give the Ranger some love :) Ranger Race: Human Background: Outlander Strength: 14 Dexterity: 19 Constitution 11 Intelligence: 10 Wisdom: 16 Charisma: 9 Ideals: Helping out his friends in the forest. Bonds: Nature, animal companions and his party. Flaws: Wants to be liked by people, but people ignore him. I rolled poorly for these stats; but gosh darn it, I like playing Rangers.

One Shot Quips: "Draco Rubeus" Everyone: "Oh cool, red dragon." Me, an avid Harry Potter fan: "Draco Malfoy and Rubeus Hagrid. You named this man after a cunning individual, and a guy who had a dragon at one point. Great name."

When the Warlock was saying he expected to see fives across the board, I was expecting Strength to be a literal 5 (-3). Cool video though!

I can already tell this will be great

I like how everyone makes fun of warlocks as the dark and edgy class but all you need is an Archfey patron, Magic Initiate->Find Familiar, the right invocations, and a DM willing to let you reflavor Eldritch Blast to fire pink hearts and you've got a magical girl. (The most important invocation is Mask of Many Faces. You wear your magical girl uniform and cast Disguise Self once an hour to hide it. Then when combat starts, you drop Disguise Self as your transformation sequence.)

Man, the warlock knows where to hit to really make it hurt

Honestly, I'm starting to feel really bad for the Ranger, waiting for their player to create them. You know what would be nice? If their episode was just done straight, and was an honest-to-goodness attempt at making a high level ranger with their new features from Tasha's (thus why it takes so long for his player to actually complete the sheet). He deserves as much, been too long since we saw some ranger pride.

holy shit this warlock is angrier than the barbarian and I didn't know that was possible😂 People make fun of rogues for their tragic backstories but tbh warlocks can give rogues a serious run for their money

"Go hang out with the Rangers, because thats where you belong." Me who plays a Ranger in my main game: I see this as an absoulte win!

I have an idea for a warlock whose deal is that he has to advertise his patron as if he was in an infomercial trying to sell you something. "Are you tired of being weak and powerless? Do you have goblins in those hard to reach places and you can't afford adventurers to exterminate them? Have I got the deal for you!"

thinking back to my warlock who essentially ran out of spell slots because an invisible stalker pissed her off.... in my defence i thought we were going to have a long rest unfortunately however, we arrived in a devil infested hideout and i have 43hp. so yeah, cant wait to latch on to my party especially because my past has finally caught up to me

Going into the video I was thinking "you literally can't have a warlock without daddy issues." And there it was. It's a rule. My warlock has daddy issues. Your warlock has daddy issues. It's a law of nature.

Concept: wait to finish Ranger until you’ve done every other class, then fill out ranger as a backup character for a high-level pc that just died so that ranger actually gets to geek out about all the cool stuff they get.

I would call my warlock blasty mc eldritch

typical warlocks in dnd: My patron wants me to aid in his summoning to bring about the apocalypse and then there's me as a warlock in dnd: Uhhhh my Tiefling was adopted but around 20 years later his Incubus dad is experiencing the 9 Hells version of Probation. And he's secretly trying to bond with his son by pretending to be a celestial being

Everyone hates on Rangers but in all honesty, they're my second favorite class to play, behind Sorcerer

My only warlock was… well his whole point was that he was basically a blank slate without much of his own wants and just saw himself as an extension of his patron’s will. Said patron was basically the Genie from Aladin.

I still want to be able to play my two ideas for warlock. One is what th part thinks is a halfling, but really just a human child that was basically raised by their patron, as well as by the party. The other is one where they accidentally made a warlock contract when marrying his succubus girlfriend, and neither planned for the marrige to be a contract. They just love eachother.

Made a warlock whose patron convinced him that he was actually just a wizard. It was pretty funny.

My warlocks background was basically becoming so fascinated when researching ancient lore she accidentally ended up in a pact with the Night Serpent.

poor warlock sold there soul for power when could have been a cleric and gotten more power just for devotion.

Warlocks: Clerics who got a bad deal.

Dhampir Warlock Hexblade was my favorite thing ever. Decided he was a "Bound Swordsman in training." Survive until level 3 and take pact of the blade, then let your power flourish! And dont forget you can change what weapon is summoned. Was constantly swapping weapons like a Final Fantasy protagonist, and it was amazing

Nap time!

I had a warlock/bard as a backup for a campaign but sadly the group disbanded. They were a college student who lost all their scholarships because their documents were forged as they werent exactly citizens. The headmistress of the college offered a deal for to become her servant and upon agreeing revealed that she was a lesser demon who wanted to surpass the others. He is basically tasked to go around looking for information that could help her achieve her goal while she is stuck running the school and if he is successful she will make it so no one else knows the forgeries and will give the necessary items for him to start his career in music

I have a warlock (formerly a bard) whose patron is a witch that happens to be his past girlfriend. The entire reason he is on a journey is to find a way to dispel the seal that prevents her resurrection. Also, my gf RPs as the witch and is a lot of fun to play.

Draco Rubeus- Warlock. "Yes, I shall attain ULTIMATE POWER by destroying ALL who stand against me!" Patron- Celestial Alignment- Lawful Good

"I'm better than you and you know it" MJF has been a warlock this whole time, it all makes so much sense

Artificer? Cleric? Druid? And for the love of the ranger, PLEASE FINISH THE RANGER!!!!

I'm currently playing a Noble Hexblade Warlock and loving it. Crowning moment of funny so far is a psycho Blood Hunter chick and I were playing Good Cop/Bad Cop in interrogations.

A warlock I played was a butler for an undead vampire (the type of butler who will defend his patron). On top of that he builds his body up by grafting monster parts/organs into him

I've been waiting for this one, and yeah #relatable, but since I almost always play a 'lock, I also feel pretty attacked by this. :D Loved it

So my first warlock was this precious little bean who'd just kinda do anything for the person she loved, and she just so happened to fall in love with an archfey who is now her patron If you're wondering which since you clicked I'm assuming you are, the Warlock girl is in safe hands because her patron mostly made the offer because they wanted to make sure Diana (warlock girl) didn't try something dumb to impress them and not have a way to keep herself safe (and the reason she doesn't accept the love of this mortal, Diana was 16 when she fell for them -around 3-4 years of pining later they are warlock and patron- simply put Diana's patron is way older and way more concerned about this mortal girl not going all little mermaid with her own life and wasting it Oh yeah and Diana does have a good relationship with her parents. Though they are definitely worried about her taste in romantic partners

As a DM, the best warlock player I ever had was actually playing a _Ranger,_ but kept accidentally digging herself deeper and deeper into debt with an Archfey. Like, legit accidental. It was a combination of poor phrasing during conversations, and moments where she decided to play true to her character even when OOC she knew the outcome was going to be bad. We retextured her ranger class magic as coming from her patron, instead of the normal source. I also let her take Fey as her favored enemy at a lower level than you can normally choose it.

Gotta say my favorite character so far. Warlock blade pact/phantom rogue multiclass combo. To say that I feel powerful, is an understatement.

My warlock's a goblin whose clan destroyed eachother over some treasure when she was a toddler. She was thrown into the ocean during the scuffle and was saved by pirates. She was brought to a eldritch sea entity that had a soft spot for children and raised my goblin as her own. When my character came of age however, her adoptive mother changed their relationship to just be patron and warlock. My character had also joined a pirate crew and viewed the captain as a father figure. He died tragically by being eating alive from the inside by tiny crabs. He came back as a revenant and swore revenge on the crew that left him behind. So my warlock has a mother that refuses to acknowledge her as a daughter anymore, and a father whose a goliath zombie trying to kill her. She got both mommy and daddy issues

Always loved the warlock in 5e you wanna melee spell class warlocks gotchu. You want control invocations for eldritch blast gotchu. Unique character building while bringing some of that sweet sweet edge.

I made a warlock who serves a vampire patron just so he can put his daughter through magic school. Hes a very wholesome and carrying father he just feeds unknowing victims to his patron.

Fun Latin lesson time! Draco Rubeus, though being a badass name, is not correct Latin as the noun and adjective do not agree in case, with Draco being accusative or ablative singular and Rubeus being nominative singular, though they do agree on gender, which is sometimes the hardest part. This is in no way critisizing or correcting the creators, I just saw a chance to tell everyone a fun Latin fact. This has been your free Latin lesson, have a great day!

First warlock I played was a ditzy blonde bar maid who could barely wield a dagger. She wanted to go on an adventure so she made a pact with an Eldritch horror... She had two loving parents. And she loved them both. The second warlock I played was a lot more serious. Undead Pact and she was promised by her patron to keep her from death. Since Assassins were after her. Her mother was missing in her life but her father was very loving and her stepmother was also a very loving mother. The second character was a coming of age story with a negative character arc and a allegory for unwanted puberty. This might sound weird but werewolves are used in similar ways in stories so don't @ me. She was a blast to play because I got to play through a nieve noble girl who didn't understand what was appropriate to say and was a bit danger prone to developing into a rather cold hearted hero who was clearly traumatized by the adventure she was on all the while she was taking on more and more aspects of an undead and trying to hide her inhuman appearance and physical changes from the group.

I am so happy that you are so happy. Does that make me happy? Will you give us more of your unending devotion to burn so brightly that it touches my soul as well? Nah. Where's that chicken at?

Imagine a d and d character who's really on-board with everything the player puts in...

"Go hang out with the rangers, that's where you belong." So you really can make people sad...

Sorcerers: my father is Satan Warlocks: my daddy is Satan (Am I doing this right?)

"You have either made your greatest accomplishment or your worst mistake." Me at my own birth.

I have a Warlock (with the Dragon patron) whose father was the Horny Bard and mother is the dragon he seduced.

Warlocks are always sleepy

I was seriously expecting something with celestial/fey/genie vs fiend patron

I always like to play warlocks that *don't* have edgy/sad/tragic backstories

You think a guy that has a unicorn giving him powers would be a bit more calm.

the strength of warlocks is invocations, the spells are meant to be used as decisive actions in combat, not go-to attacks. they are in a weird in-between of martial and spellcaster but also neither.

I have a Warlock who’s entire backstory was that their patron god was their lover. When the party found out, the bard wanted to have a threeway. This storyline awaits conclusion and I love what I have spawned

I think my favorite warlock I've ever played was an....interesting fellow. Basically daddy and mommy issues incarnate. He was a half-drow raised in the Nine Hells by a devil lord I homebrewed up. Later on I respecced more points into sorcerer for the character arc I was doing, but more or less he was trying to run from his adopted father (The devil lord I mentioned) to hunt down his birth parents to wreak bloody vengeance on them for technically sacrificing him as an infant. Meanwhile adopted demon pops is gifting his angsty murder-son magic powers on the sly until his own blossom without the kid knowing.

I actually made a very happy warlock with a wife and 3 kids lol

In one of my grouos, the paladin, the bard, and the warlock are carrying the party. Team Charisma. And the warlock is an hexblade, so you know who's our dps. He outdamages the paladin by far.

I have an idea for a Warlock that I've found pretty fun. Basically, he's a geanie Warlock who is a member of a foreign family of nobility, and they've built their fortunes on the most profitable resource from their country: Spices. Coriander, pepper, salt, oregano, nutmeg, *cough cough* lil' bit of cocaine... And whoever is next in line for the family business gets to become the next patron to the Family's genie, whom they serve because the genie granted the family's wish to become the wealthiest family in their country centuries ago. Anyway, when he finally received the title, he decided to sneak aboard one of their trading ships to see how the business works. It did not go well. (Mutiny, storm, attacked by pirates. I would let the DM choose) and now he's lost, trying to scrape up enough money to get back home. He voluntarily chooses not to tell his family what happened because he knows they would be absolutely livid if they knew he snuck out. Thought it would be really fun, especially playing with the Genie's vessel, which would be a locket with his family crest on it. Edit: ALSO! Why is Maelstrom not on the Fathomless Warlock spell list?! I mean, c'mon!

I had a warlock who's patron was me. The god who gave him his power was called "The Player" Definitely something I recommend to do, what would YOU demand of a warlock at your service, what kind of patron would you be?

If we put these into numbers, I'd almost think STR +3, DEX +5, CON -1, INT +2, WIS +4, CHA -3

Maybe change the warlocks name to Wyll

Fathomless Warlock. Guy hates all gods, found an aboleth who also hates gods, teamed up to kill all the gods

As soon as I saw Draco I knew what would happen-

I give you one Charisma : Error 404

Ok but Draco Rubeus is legitimately an insanely cool name for a warlock. If only Fizbans had given us a draconic patron

0:15 its not always about the money spiderman

Awwwww, the ranger will get his chance to shine

After laying a warlock for the last few years I reminded my DM of just how rarely I seek a short rest. Even with 4 (and a 5th from the rod) I rarely tap out. (War 17/Rouge 2)

I unfortunately don't have a group to play with:( But I have created 12 different lvl 1 characters in case I found a group. 1 of which is a Chaotic Neutral Female Shadar-Kai Acolyte background Undying Warlock whose Patron is Larloch. She chose to become a Warlock to defeat Corruption of society.

Ranger: Dont bring me into this!

Can't wait for the multi-class episode.

The only Class that can rival Rouges in terms of edginess

I like how intimating he’s going.

He was the weird kid at school

I've honestly never played a Warlock but then again I'm usually the DM.

*LAUGHS IN CELESTIAL WARLOCK*

I play a Celestial warlock in one of my campaigns! It's the best and I love her so much. I feel like celestial warlock is overlooked so often but it's so powerful, we just hit level 10 and the temp hp is so clutch :3

My man Ranger being dissed everywhere 😭

Poor ranger, I hope BBEG will come in and yell "you're finished" so he doesn't feel sad anymore.