Giganotosaurus is literally the most realistic animal in the entire series behavior wise. he was just minding his own business, he wasn't persistently hunting people, he wasn't even smart enough to be actually malicious and then he gets impaled and the movie acts like it's some glorious villain defeat they did the poor Giga dirty
Dominion felt like a shitpost made to mock Jurassic superfans, and the most entertaining thing that happened in it was when the camrip I torrented started screaming at me in Portuguese.
@@spudato961 ok so I absolutely LOVED BETA i mean it’s adorable and I love the way the Dino’s were made they’re so good and I did feel bad for the gigas death it made me shed a tear AND THERIZINOSAURUS WAS EPIC I DONT CARE IF IT WAS BLIND ITS AN AMAZING DINO and Moros intrepid us is a litteral accurate velociraptor and I loved the ending it made me cry for hours and the quetzocoatlus was so epic about how it was so massive It felt as good as every godzilla movie combined together it’s a beautiful movie that I will never forget
Slash survived by landing on a rock, he grew up and became an emo with anger management problems. Now he is EVEN MORE edgy and he wants do fight things for apparent no reason just because he lives in a society *we live in a society* -big claw bird
Even DURING the Indominus’ reign of terror we had people who somehow thought some of the animals in the first JW were fake-we all remember the people who called the Dimorphodons “mutant pterodactyl/T. rex hybrids” and _this year_ a friend of my sister’s, upon learning I liked dinosaurs, _asked me if the Mosasaurus was a real animal._ (The Mosasaurus was even NAME DROPPED in the movie wtf???) I don’t blame the public that much, hell, I’ve seen them get better at this when they do things like play Jurassic World Evolution 2. It’s really on the movies themselves for not doing a better job of explaining things.
I don't really blame people calling dimorphodon a "mutant tyrannosaurus pterosaur" cause it literally has a tyrannosaurus head, even the dimetrodon has a tyrannosaurus head, like it justs an identical head
not gonna lie, mutant t-rex/pterosaur hybrids sound kinda awesome. at this point, since they've basically ditched all scientific accuracy in the JW movies anyway they might as well go full "Chaos Effect". because nothing's worse than a dinosaur that's both inaccurate and boring. might as well commit to the full "movie monster" bit to highlight how Ingen's so called "dinosaurs" can barely even be considered "real" dinosaurs.
The worst part is Colin teased the Giga to be some joker like villain who wants to watch the world burn only for it to do nothing the entire movie. I really don't know why they even killed the giganotosaurus anyways lol.
and the giga wasn't even a villain. he's the most normal-acting carnivore in the entire JW series which just makes his monstrous appearance kind of ironic
To all the people saying the "if-you-remove-dinosaurs-you'd-still-have-a-movie thing is bullshit": JP: people have to visit a dinosaur park, then a mess happens = if you remove them, *you don't have a movie* JP2: people have to do a documentary about the life of dinosaurs on an island, then the bad guys transport a rex on San Diego and a mess happens = if you remove them, *you don't have a movie* JP3: people have to save a kid lost on a dinosaur island = if you remove them, *you'd have a movie about people saving a kid on a regular island* (which would paradoxically work...) JW: the park of the first one is open...and a mess happens = if you remove them, *you don't have a movie* (i count indominus as a dinosaur) JW2: people have to save dinosaurs but they escape and spread on the planet = if you remove them, *you don't have a movie* JWD: an evil organization created mutated locusts to eat wheat and the protagonists have to stop that...then there's dinosaurs = *if you remove them, you'd have a movie...* (I know locusts have dino dna in them, but they're damn insects nonetheless)
Agreed. While I did not mind the prehistoric locusts being a subplot in the film and felt they did somewhat tie into Crichton’s themes, the Mesozoic reptiles still needed to be a primary driving force of the plot. I have always felt that the writers could have at least set it up, so that Dodgson was planning a mass sale of BioSyn dinosaur embryos on the world’s black markets, which would have also made the ecological disturbances worse if our protagonists did not uncover it. That way, the BioSyn locusts would have not been the only looming threat, and that ending with Earth’s ecosystems better adjusting to the dinosaurs could have felt more earned (since the protagonists had to intervene to stop it from getting worse, rather than the problem seemingly sorting itself out with their adventure having little impact on it). To take it a step further, I always felt this could have also been an opportunity to make the T-Rex vs. Giga conflict more relevant. Rather than inventing an ancient rivalry that never existed, Dodgson could have planned to stage a fight between his Giga and Rexy, so he could broadcast it to black market dealers as his sales pitch for BioSyn’s products overtaking InGen’s legacy. And just like that, the fight between the two large carnivores has more tie-ins with the broader story and its stakes.
That scene where the Atrociraptor was trying to get to Barry and he's just trying to escape by hitting a door that's locked from the other side made me a bit mad. They established earlier that he has a gun, not a taser, not a tranquilizer, an actual pistol that shot bullets. AND HE BARELY USES IT! that whole time when Barry was trying to get away from the Atrociraptor I kept saying "SHOOT HER! SHOOOT HER!!!"
I remember reading the Jurassic Park novel years after watching the movie and being disappointed that the movie didn't keep some of the cooler moments, like the T-rex chasing Grant and the kids by walking on the bottom of the pond, or when Muldoon blew up a raptor with a rocket launcher, or even that bit at the end where the island was bombed with napalm.
@@unknownflickz1289 One raptor was killed by soldiers: Charlie. You'd think they would've killed more, but I guess they were cursed with Storm Trooper aim.
Thank you for mentioning the set up for the Mosa killing the Indominus, although I wish you mentioned the use of Chekov’s gun with the reintroduction of Rexy in JW. Comparatively, the Giga gets one mention by Ramsay as the camera pans down to him sleeping in the forest…then the Giga and Rexy have a cat fight pretty midway through the movie…and then we’re supposed to believe that’s enough for them to have a full blown rivalry. The Prologue doesn’t even help with this because the Giga was also kinda just hanging out before Cretaceous Rex wanted to fight them.
“What the hell is this, I was expecting a 30-40 minute video of the funny German Dino man doing witty commentary and yelling At bad dinosaur media with memes and jokes, this video gets a 1/10 from”- pissy subscribers Jk I’ll definitely listen to the podcast, and look forward to the next upload
Honestly, I loved the movie (although it was a bit ridiculous at times) and I loved how the dimetrodon scene in the mineshaft. It was a bit scary, too! I watched it in theaters with my mom, and she thought the pyroraptor was beautiful! Although I can see why actual critics would dislike it.
To be honest I was disappointed with Dr Wu's redemption arc at the end. It felt too basic and it could have been much better. One idea I thought of after watching the film is that there is a scenario where Dodgson takes Maisie Lockwood away from the main cast to bargain for his escape (presumably he puts a gun to her head). Dr Woo is supposed to come with him and restart his projects on the locusts and maybe he has a specimen to take with him that is the closest he has come to replicating what Maisie's mum did. They get attacked by a dinosaur and Dodgson manages to escape into the hyper loop but Woo and Maisie are left trapped outside, the dinosaur has Maisie cornered and Dr Woo has a chance to escape through another door with his work but he decides to help Maisie instead and gets fatally wounded before the main cast come along, and the dinosaur is killed by the character who flies shit. Dr Woo dies but tells Maisie about his latest work and they are able to take it with them away from the sanctuary leading to the same final resolution but Dr Woo died in the end. My idea with this is that Dr Woo finally realizes all his experiments have somehow gone wrong at some point and he makes the moral choice to save Maisie instead of repeating the same mistakes that have already led to so much death and destruction. I also think it gives more of a point to the way he opens up to Maisie, maybe he feels guilty about what happened to her mother and thinks this is a way of redeeming himself.
The only thing that kinda helped me get through this movie was the old characters chemistry and charisma. I liked some elements of the movie, like showing a bit on how human and dinosaurs co-exist. Mainly how humans use them to make money. The Giganotosaurus design was so off putting to me. !Spoilers! During the final battle I honestly thought Rexy would die. They killed the Brachiosaurus in the previous movie and I was like: "They officially killed the Jurassic Park franchise. Kinda sad, but it's fitting." Rexy is old, probably weak since Giga is getting more food. As cruel as it sounds but Rexy would probably be dead. But nope she uses the overly aggressive Therisinosaurus to finish it. As overly aggressive as this dude is, he probably killed Rexy right afterwards. The freaking Pyroraptor (I liked that design more) behaves like a freaking shark. I mean they probably could swim, but ever heard of Hyperthermia? I hate the trope that carnivores will try to kill their prey even if it means they die. Maisy was... something. I get how she feels trapped, but when your life is at risk I think you can live in a nice cottage with peoplr who obviously care about you. And how the fuck did they mess up Betas design that badly!? She looked like she had a cardboard box for a head. !Spoiler! She is identical to Blue, so they had the perfect excuse to use the model from the previous movie. I mean propa that they went all the way and made a new one, but Beta looks so bad. Also I love the fact that half-way through the movie they forget about her, only to remember that they have to bring her back home and capture her.
I still like Fallen Kingdom, and I really liked this one. Its on par with Lost World for me. I enjoyed it more than the any of the other sequels I think. Buuuut, it was kinda rushed buuuuut, its a fuck tonne better than the Star Wars sequels. But I do wanna watch Prehistoric Planet again because of it. And Im still excited for Camp Cretaceous. Honestly, I think I enjoy that show waaaaay more than the World movies.
What confuses me is that Collin wrote and directed Jurassic world 1 and dominion and there’s more passion in the first one than in this one, like what happened?!
When they said something about going to "dinosaur fucking island" I got pissed off, like, If my little sister wasn't sitting right next to me in the theater, I would've said out loud, "Oh fuck off" and left
jurassic world dominion feels like those stop motion or animated jurassic park 4 videos made by fans in a pre-jurassic world era except dominion is an actual blockbuster and not a fanmade video that someone made in their desk
I thought exactly the same thing on the final battle like I was expecting a fair 1v1 rematch that would last more than just a few minutes and perhaps even include Rexy finding out the giga’s weak point if she were to win but no of course the poor blind and lost therizinosaurus had to waddle it’s way in and end the battle in the most cliche matter also I heard that they were originally gonna use the pyro instead basically having every intention to copy the first jw movie smh overall I won’t say it’s just a bad movie it did have some interesting aspects and plot lines but gallimimus deserved more screen time than just the literal 5 seconds it got
It was so obvious this movie was just made as a cheap cashgrab LOL. Oh wait… the entire trilogy was. Oh well, hopefully Colin Trevorrow has finally beaten the dead horse to a pulp by now.
I liked it more than fallen kingdom for me this movie is like a 6.5 not amazing but not horrible just ehh the same way the rise of skywalker was just ehh in fact they share a lot of the same issues weird pacing, major plot stuff being set up in stupid ways, things not being explained, and lots of “go here and do this” and then never bring it back up or have it not mean anything in the long run. Also a lot of the dinosaurs only have 1 or 2 scenes/segments which is fine unless it’s the Dino that kills the villain, is the villain, or has a decent amount of marketing around it.
I haven't watched the whole podcast yet, but this video is a good summation of Dominion & its problems. I especially like thhe Star Wars analogy, which I had never thought of, but makes sense. BTW, any plans to review the prologue, the Dinosauria series, or Prehistoric Planet?
All the Jurassic World movies are awful. Jurassic Park III was at least straightforward and knew what it wanted to do, even that was because they THREW OUT THE SCRIPT FIVE WEEKS BEFORE SHOOTING HOLY SHIT I STILL CAN’T GET OVER THAT EVEN AFTER ALL THESE YEARS THEY HAD A FULL SCREENPLAY THAT WAS ACTUALLY GREAT AND THEY THREW IT OUT FIVE WEEKS, FIVE FUCKING WEEKS BEFORE SHOOTING THE MOVIE LIKE WHAT THE ACTUAL SHIT??!! But Jurassic Park III still turned out alright imo, besides “Alan” and the ringtone which are more funny than anything else. Wait actually, the climax being intercut with Elle’s kid watching Barney was stupid.
When a swarm of locusts is more important and integrated in a Jurassic World plot than any of the dinosaurs, you have a problem. I dont understand the thought process there.
Ok im really hoping we get the Version Colin teased us , he said there was like 42 minutes of content cut from the theatrical release that would be added so get yours hope up
I mean to be fair it has a turtle head on the promotional posters and for some reason looks like a zombie so i can't blame them lol, the design looks awful
When I first saw this movie in the theatres with my dad, we both left unsatisfied. We just left the theatre thinking… “What the fuck did we just watch?”
I love this movie but for some reason the treat it like the therizinosaurus is a popular or well-known dinosaur but I can't seem to think that this many people have seen the dino king or chased by dinosaurs or any of those tfilms and documentaries.
I don't understand the scene where the Therizinosaurus quietly kills the deer without being noticed by sneaking up behind that deer. That scene makes no sense to me and I don't understand why Theri would act like that because it's so unnatural way behave. Some have explained that it would be because the Theri is a territorial animal and the deer was an intruder in its territory, but the territorial animals that I know so far always give a warning and try to scare the intruder away before they attack.
"you that build up to weaponized dinosaurs from the last 2 movies? yeah lets just completely dump that and make the movie about agriculture and CRIKETS!"
Make a review on the movie "Dinosaur World" I'm not tripping, there's an actual movie named that and I would love to see you shit on it. One of the actors names is Steven He if you are having trouble finding it.
The Star Wars comparison seems very apt. Now I think I know how fans of that franchise felt. I'm so fatigued with the Jurassic Park/World series. It's had all the originality and creativity bled out of it
I disagree with the fact that you said "If rexy finds giga why's he not killing it?" It's because dinosaurs don't fight for no reason. They're animals not monsters. Also Dominion wasn’t completely trash but It's also not the best
Sadly it doesn't help how the general audience don't like to be criticized because they see as both like a punishment or a attack on their tastes. I know it's not with every reviewer out there. but it doesn't help how the ones that get the most attention are usually the negative ones. Mostly due to a lot of us having the hidden sadistic side to take pleasure in other people's pain because our lives are already miserable. And because it feels like putting certain people on too high a pedestal that they become just as corrupt as the people they speak against. (Hint-hint: Cinema Sins and Channel Awesome) And continues to make the reputation of critics seen as pretentious by the general public. Though I wish the director's cut was the one released since that would've helped saved the mess of an aftermath in the fandom. Where if the person may have legitimate criticisms, most people don't like their opinions and world-view contradicted and would fight for that point so they could be seen in the right(As in right or wrong, not right or left wing politics). And if you try to explain to them, it feels like a waste of time because they're not giving what the person wants, but is only getting them to the point where they don't want to associate with it anymore because all they could think of is the negativity. No wonder why most people before millennial age (Our parents, grandparents, bosses, or any corporate CEO)see us millennials as entitled ungrateful brats who can't accept any change and just want anything catered it to their way and don't care about everyone else's feelings. You're not helping yourself and your friends with this.
It looks a lot better than the first Jurassic World, but that's not saying much. It's like the Last Jedi being the best of the Star Wars sequels. Yeah, it's better than the Force Awakens. That's not hard, and it doesn't make it NOT bad.
As a fan of Jurassic Park, I thought this movie was fun. It’s the Fast and Furious of Jurassic World movies and I’m fine with that. But then again I’m also the most biased person in the world.
Honestly instead of having the most animalistic dino in franchise being Giganotosaurus be the threat, why not bring back the fucking Spino, that mf was a huge threat in Jurassic Park 3 so it'll be cool to see it on the big screen again
Hope so because I do see the potential it just needed more time with all it's different plot points. Still liked it just wish we could all agree on it being decent. But, to each their own.
