If Your Social Media Accounts Could Talk 

"I don't know why I immediately rechecked you" is the genius.

"facebook?" "Present."

Facebook: "Why do you not talk to me anymore?" Me: "Because I learn things about the people I love..and then I don't love them as much."

"Hey Reddit what's new?" "There's a trend where people make their Pets obese and call them a 'heckin chonker'"

"Reddit, anybody interact with us?" "Nope" "Perfect" I felt that on a cellular level

"Chaos reigns and there's nothing you can do about it." Yep, that's Twitter.

“Reddit is saving the world because everything there is just recycled.”

Quora: your essay on why darth Vader smells got another three upvotes Me: YES!

Ryan (after huge sigh): "OK, RU-vid comments. What do you got..." RU-vid: "You already have 1K comments on the video you just posted!" Ryan: "Oh wow! What are they saying..." RU-vid: "Yeah it looks like about 800 of those are just repeating that thing you say on your other channel" Ryan: "Right. The thing I say. People really like the thing..." RU-vid: "Yes sir they do. Oh, and there's another couple hundred comments repeating some of the other things you say frequently on that channel. I think these are people trying to show you they have a deeper understanding of your work. " Ryan: "By repeating it back to me?" RU-vid: "Uh huh. They really, really like those things you say, Ryan. And they really, really like YOU. They've memorized every line, every catch phrase. They came to RU-vid for you Ryan... and they want be with you forever and ever..." Ryan slowly backs out of the room, terrified. RU-vid: "Where are you going, Ryan? How come you never reply to us Ryan? Loving you is super easy, Ryan! Barely an incon..." Ryan slams the door and locks it. "OK, I guess we're never going in there again..."

“The world is on fire and everyone is wrong” Yup. Sounds about right.

Two minutes on twitter is like being in civil warfare. Well what imagine that would be like.

"Everybody's evil and also wrong. Danny Devito was cancelled, or maybe its a joke hashtag." I lost it 🤣🤣🤣

The fact that all of these are 110% accurate, makes it even better

“Wanna see some semi painful memories from 9 years ago?” That hit me deep

"Ok, Reddit, anyone interact with us?" "Nope." "Perfect." This one gets me!

“Is is a pyramid scheme?” “No it’s a Multi-Level-Mark-“ “That’s a pyramid scheme”

RU-vid: Are you aware of Talk Show hosts? And do you want to go down a rabbit-hole that will lead you to watching dudes in India building pools in the middle of forrests?

You forgot RU-vid “Ryan George just posted a new video” “Oh, let me watch that right now!”

“I’m just gonna sell your personal info for cash” That caught me off guard

The most unrealistic aspect of this sketch is that he woke up at 7:30

“chaos reigns and there’s nothing you can do about it” Twitter’s philosophy is a Tumblr bio

World: So you sold personal data for money. Facebook: Whoops! World: Whoopsie!

Omg the rechecking Insta within 10 seconds was sooo accurate.

The way he kept checking on Instagram is so accurate 😂😂😂 wow comedic gold

“It’s not...not racist.” Me scrolling through my family’s Facebook feeds.

*Twitter:* "Chaos reigns and there's nothing you can do about it" That just keeps getting more relevant with time this year.

"Is it a pyramid scheme?" "It's a multi.." "That's a pyramid scheme." So accurate.

"Everyone is evil and also wrong." So true.

"I'm going to go sell some of your personal information for cash" -Facebook Yup.

"hurtful that the algorithm chose to show me that" bruh so true

yeah it’s totally super true how instagram is exactly like a refrigerator, you check what’s there for a bit, close the door, come back a minute later with your mind on autopilot and just check again for no reason.

i know it's kinda cliche but ryan is a really good actor, you can feel the preciseness of his scenes cascading down from his quiet, burning intelligence

Did anyone notice it's the same void that lives in Ryan's cabinet..

Facebook's also like "Want me to keep showing you a bunch of people you either tangentially know, and have no intention of making friends with, or are total strangers to you?"

The part where real life reins is like “I Giorno Giovanna have a dream, that nobody will ever face the challenges I have overcome”

"Tik Tok. Anything on your side?" "Just a bunch of 15 year old girls dancing like strippers." "Business as usual there."

"I'd say it warrants a little air from the nose, for sure." Me: *lets out some air from my nose in amusement* Me: goddamnit

This video is ART. Look at this man's EYES. Look at the acting.

Me after the video: "Damn, it be like that sometimes huh" *continues viewing various social media*

“Reddit me, anyone interact with me?” “Nope” “Perfect” And that’s why it’s the best platform

Then ryan did a back flip, snapped Facebook's neck and saved the day!

Nobody says “Oh my god” quite as well as Ryan.

Twitter : "Chaos reigns and there is nothing you can do about it" Also Twitter : Chaos is a ladder.

I love how everyone is wearing a half broken air pod

Oooohhh selling personal info for cash is TIGHT

Ryan: How about you, RU-vid RU-vid: Everyone keeps commenting that something is either tight or super easy, barely an inconvenience

Ryan slowly realizing how terrifying everything in the outside world is and then quickly jumping back into his phone to forget about it is so good.

"Chaos reigns and there's nothing you can do about it." 2020 in a nutshell.

“Nope it’s not a pyramid scheme it’s a multi level-“ “Yeah that’s a pyramid scheme” “Oh ok” 😂😂

I can't stop watching this 😂🤣 I actually quit all those socials in November last year and it was the best decision I ever made!

The real-life segment almost made me tear up a little bit, this was so good

WHY DOESN'T THE BIRD HAVE RYAN'S FACE?? I don't know what to believe anymore.

The only thing missing for Reddit was “AITA for telling the person who purposely burned my house down that’s not nice.”

I swear the social media's desk things are the bottom half of an airpods case

This…is the most perfect description of social media ever. EVER. Thank you. ForEVER.

"Okay, RU-vid, what've you got?" "Well, we got a recommendation for a video from five years ago again, you watch the whole thing, and then realized you already watched this six months ago." "Oh." "Also your watch later list is crammed full of funny videos you claim you're going to show your family but -" "don't touch those." "well okay then."

“I’d say it warrants a little air from the nose, for sure!” That made me warrant a little air from my nose. Edit: I had no idea this would get this many likes

"okay Instagram?" IG: "You're still on me" -- is hilariously super on point!!! 🤣🤣🤣

That nature scene felt nice as I type this on my phone completely proving you'd video correct

When Ryan looked so sad, overwhelmed, scatterbrained out the window I wanted to give him a hug or pat on the shoulder to cheer him up.

RU-vid: "Hey do you want to go premium or premium trial?" "No." "Ok, we'll skip the trial." "No wait, did you just skip straight to premium?" "I'm sorry, here are some ads. Do you want to skip those?" "Of course I want to skip them." "I'm sorry, you can't skip these ones." "Oh I'll wait then." "Thats great! While you're waiting, do you want to go premium or a premium trial?" "Didn't you just ask me that?" "Ok we'll skip the trial." "Wait, did you..." "Hey, do you want to watch a horse shoeing video?" "..."

I love his "OH! my god" because he says it the exact same way every time.

dude, that was pure gold lmfao

"Instagram!" "You're still on me." "Right. Twitter?" I lost my entire shit.

"I'm not your social media, I'm your connection to the real world" I'm suprised people still have those

Twitter is toxic and makes your head and heart twisted, so relatable!

Always makes me laugh...so very needed these days!!

Tumblr Ryan is sitting somewhere in a forgotten corner, crying

Reddit should have shot twitter when he said that Danny Devito is cancelled

Every second of this spoke to me. It's kind comforting to know it's not just me but as much as this is a very funny sketch, it's also...eye-opening? I dunno. We have issues.

These are all spot on, except reddit for me personally, though probably because I'm weird and never touch the homepage or the huge subreddits. Love that reddit gets the sunglasses though.

The slight changes in Ryan's expression in the real world were kind of haunting. I'm impressed.

He should of had MySpace laying around, with a skeleton instead of him.

Ryan! your cennection to the real world, i laughed so hard i cried!! BRILLIANT! best one yet!

He had that assassins creed loading screen going on in the background for a bit

In a little more than three minutes, Ryan George brilliantly uses satire to show how Social Media has taken over our lives. Wow. Wow. Wow.

The world is on Fire..... Yeah, that's Twitter

I watched too many of your videos today. You one of the only people I watched today and the person I watched the most.

The ultimate crossover

This guy has a very interesting head, like an Easter Island head

This is social dilemma in 3 min 30sec

Good one man!! I like when you look out the window to the bird

I started crying when he went to the real world and saw a bird

"Everyone is evil and also wrong" yup that's twit-ter for you....

‘You wanna see some semi-painful memories from nine years ago?’ - ugh 😂 felt that in my soul.

My attention span is so short that I went to check what else is onmy RU-vid homepage while the real life bit was going on

Disappointed with the bird does not have Ryan’s face

RU-vid, you got any- RU-vid: LET’S PLAY RAAAID SHADOW LEGENDS.

Brilliant, hilarious, accurate, and relevant. Jackpot!

When you notice all of this is relatable. For example, I always check Twitter, leave, and come back 2 minutes later.

Facebook: "You haven't posted anything on your wall since 2016." As a person who made their Facebook account in 2016 and never posted anything but the profile picture, this is PAINFULLY accurate.

“Was that bird hard to train?” “Actually no it was super easy barely an inconvenience.”

2:22 *sad dejected ryan noises*

This beats the social dilemma by far 😂👏😂 new to this channel and already loving it!

Aww I was expecting MySpace to be crying in the corner. MySpace: Notice Me! All Ryans: No

Ryan, I hope you get 20 million subs! Your videos are amazingly funny and watchable.

2:40 ME!!!! ACTUALLY THE WHOLE VIDEO IS ME LOL😂

Why did I expect for that bird to have ryans face 😂

*Connection to reality has entered the chat: *Crushing Depression has entered the chat *Crippling Anxiety has entered the chat

I just did an "air from the nose" at the "air from the nose" joke, which made me genuinely laugh.