If Social Media Hosted A Party 

engage.

What if we're already married? I'm not sure engaging S&G would be a good idea then. 🤔

But we CAN reply to comments. In case you feel engage-y today… thanks Ryan!

@@wesleyoldham4222 s&g is more important. engage.

@@FireChickenYT You're right. And Ryan DID recommended it. I'll just have to explain the situation to her over a sandwich with a pretty big pickle in it.

It scared me

I found it romantic because now they are engaged.

@1:35

@@joshroehl6098 reported for spam.

It was much more creepy when he said it than when Picard says it.

Man, that should have been what was advertised!

I bought a sandwich with a pretty big pickle in it and it cured my depression, my cancer, and even helped me find true love. Thanks, Sandwich with a Pretty Big Pickle In It Corporation!

You beat me, and HUNDREDS OF OTHERS to it. :)

Missed opportunity.

Mr. Pickleseller changed my life

Correct✅

They're from "Can I call you tonight"

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-gCwrvWVTKlI.html

Oh?

@@Jtzkb and, if pitch meetings Is canon, there's also matpats

It's funny because it's true *looking at you, meta inc.*

I wanted to give u a like but you are at 666 you need an exorcise.

Ok

Picturing a priest on a stationary bike screaming "THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!" while flinging holy-sweat @@LolSho0orTs

So true it’s the rainbow capitalism style thing, companies performatively caring.

The sandwich-with-a-pretty-big-pickle-in-it guy has really upgraded!

I am disappointed he didn't say "Buy a sandwich with a pretty big pickle in it."

@keep rollin reported your account for spam.

Admittedly, I do tend to feel less sad after buying a burger... if only because eating can be a temporary distraction from life's existential dread, but any port in a storm :-p

I agree with you, I decided

I think you got the point across pretty well. Some people are going to take things a certain way regardless of how well you articulate it.

So glad you started your own channel.

Can't wait for the first guy to fart video!

You hit everything spot on. Crazy that as a 13 year old I understood all of this and what is going on in the world. Ryan you are a national treasure

You must be intolerable if you can’t even stand your own company

I need a constant stream of noise.

Kinda sad that people aren't able to occupy themselves nowadays. Seems like a pretty essential skill to be lacking.

​@BlindSp0tz you are literally commenting on one of those noise websites

@@Kozuu7 Yeah, that was kind of the point of my comment though. I don't go on youtube and let the algorithm do the thinking for me. I know what I'm looking for in terms of entertainment.

pretty sure that was the Sims or something

I imagine it was super easy, barely an inconvenience to use The Sims gameplay as the background

Hahaha back shots. Nice

If you meant background shots, it's the Sims. If you meant the shot of his back in the foreground, it just looks like a static image layer. So both are super easy, barely an inconvenience.

You didn't know that he can clone himself?

its a call back to his inter dimensional skit.

hey, here is my engaging "like"

It wasn't said like a moan nor was the social media guy rubbing his nipples while he said it, so it's a pretty terrible imitation if you ask me.

Make it so, Number One.

The pickle would be tight ... In a smaller sandwich.

But the guest does live on Maple Street, so Ryan met his reference quota.

awwwww

Whoops!

He can't have the major fast food company in his universe seen not to help people with mental illness 😩

Megamind.

And here I am... in the trap.

ahh you again.

The media, no not those doctors who are working in hospitals on a daily basis, these doctors who sit in government office buildings and spend all their time telling people on TV what they should do.

It’s freeing, not having all that noise! No click bait, no comment wars over inconsequential topics, no propaganda from every side. I miss the memes. That’s it.

You're on RU-vid...

Hi

Hi

The fact that there were non Ryan-Georges in the background was unsettling

I like cheese

@@RorikH what? Never seen an alien before?

We're all sims. Only Ryan is real.

Sul sul. Oh feebee lay. Whippna choba dog.

@@uncleharm8893 Poly gort-no! Faba torn, ali gush naw~ *An image of a robot appears for some reason*

@@Som_RandomGuy *pees on floor

@@uncleharm8893 Buzankadorf! *randomly starts doing push-ups

Bet that'll save the day.

The whole point of the toaster bath is that it doesn't get cold! I think you're forgetting to turn on the toasters

Yeah hold on a second while I go check the breaker

@@tommy2buttz668 I'm googling how to by-pass GFIC circuits as we speak, gotta stay warm.

One word for you....kids.

@@BengtBagels I don’t know, toaster baths are usually more fun with more people...

omg yesss same

are we all the sims in the background…

One Topic!

hello! :D

@@OneTopic hol up you just made me question my life

Hey I love your channel!

Badstronaut 😏

Badstronuat

he specifically said bathroom which is worse

She was just telling me yesterday she wondered what happened to that guy. As I was over at her house and stuff.

Yeah. Is weird for Ryan to drop the ball like this.

We don't always have to reference canon I decided.

@@brucebaker810 we don't *have* to, but isn't it super easy, barely an inconvenience?

Micheal Pickleseller needs to be in more of these skits

@@heroofthewest He could pony up some cash. Like Raycon and Sheets n Giggles did.

Very true

Agreed, that is weird.

Your name is mr. E presumably because you speak in riddles.

@mr. E yes it’s called freedom of speech 🎤, but lots of people abuse that constitutional right on social media by spreading misinformation, cyberbullying, wild conspiracy theories & posting radical views

@keep rollin spam

@@joshroehl6098 spam

@@jamesgarrett8833 Who is this Mr. E you are talking to? It appears he was censored. :D

Yeah, it's mostly about exposure for them.

I thought you were going to say because they know it will be super easy barely a inconvenience

"I haven't been in your aunts bathroom in weeks!"

@@josephsawyer3982 didn't think about that. Haven't watched pitch meetings in a while. Gotta watch some then

Probably I (decided) - correcting himself - I don't know, maybe 4:26

Agree, but we have to admit that it's more of a luxury at this point. We wouldn't have all these innovations and technologies that have improved our state of living if our species didn't socialize and share ideas. So there is a balance there. Problem is some people can only learn through real trial and error and not critical thinking. You know....the kind of person you tell to not touch a hot stove but they do it anyway. But hey, pain is a good teacher.

Well, there is so much fine print, you'd never be doing anything else if you read all of it trying to comprehend what it actually means. For the most part, consumers are forced to trust it's all common sense and standard practice. I feel like it is, or should be, illegal to exploit that, and hide something in a cryptic phrasing on page 53

@@philippeamon7271 It's not illegal, but it definitely should be.

@@philippeamon7271 Agreed. That thing you violated on page 783 paragraph 46 for that clock app you downloaded shouldn't be enforcable under a reasonable person standard. Put the ownus on the company to produce clear and concise language that a reasonable person would actually be able to read, and highlight critical portions related to what the company is accessing of yours and very specifically how they are able to use it.

@@philippeamon7271 Agreed. And also - obvious but imho salient, nonetheless - is the fact of the “no recourse” nature of these agreements. In human-to-human interactions, an agreement is at least theoretically something to which both parties have input, vs. so-called agreements we engage in with social media & other virtual world entities. Rather than true agreements, these are complicated, often one-sided rules handed down by fiat, to which a user must “agree,” or forfeit any right to use the service. There is no recourse for users - it is strictly a “take it or leave it” deal, which in itself I think tends likewise to disincentivize a trip down the fine-print rabbit hole.

The only problem is that corporations aren't the only ones taking advantage of others. There's also that person who makes a living out of suing companies, leaning on loopholes. In a large, complex society, trust and dialog are hard to sustain.

Communism happened.

Daniel thrasher does the same thing, you should look him up if you don't know about him.

I'm 55. I swear, out of all the ads I've ever watched in my entire lifetime, Ryan's are the ONLY ads I actually look forward to watching! Ryan, my daughter introduced me to your videos just a few short months ago. I'm now a rabid (erm, an AVID) fan! Thank you so much for making me laugh until my voice is hoarse - so many times! I now say "I decided" about things just like you, "ya ya ya ya yayayaya" when I agree with things, and of course, "That's super-easy, BARELY an inconvenience" - and then I laugh and laugh and everyone around me just shakes their heads... I seriously gotta share your stuff more, dude. :D Thanks for the joy in these crazy times!

Ryan ads are like bonus skits

@@joshwarrey3728 or as Thrasher puts it, they are “a sketch after the sketch that happens to be paid for.”

Maybe bc the ad was better than the sketch? 😒

You are correct

Some people do read books in silence, until they get interrupted by their social media feed which they are on because one or more of their relatives will be very cross that they don't know about this big thing in the family that was announced on social media only because that way everyone will know.

@@davidwuhrer6704 haha yeah! *continues scrolling through RU-vid

@@davidwuhrer6704 How do you read books not in silence?

Idk if afraid is the correct term. Some people just don't like reading. I just finished ''It'' by Stephen King today, btw. Apparently this guy sometimes writes his stuff under the influence of drugs. I feel like that was definitely the case on some scenes in this book lol. I still had a really good time tho.

The First Guy to ever own a boat - Do you want to go out on the water but don't want to be in the water!

They only listen if you’re famous or saying sum controversial

Or unless you say something that just happens to piss off the one person who heard it

This is unequivocally false. I've been in random arguments with dozens of people and I have no following.

Or very loud and annoying

@@JameyMcQueen yeah, Only If you have good argument that stimulate them to take their time in their life and listen to you

"Oh I didn't get the invite the other guys got, but I know one of them so that means I can come anyway and do whatever I want"

Because they bought 30% of the other social media platforms and turned them into sleeper cells 🤣

Nah facebook is the one spreading the fake news, pretty much any social media site would be the one spying on the party

What? When did he say that? Am I missing something

@@unez1312 Ryan commented on the video, this dude made a separate comment instead of replying to that.

The social among us went to gigs and hooked up in person, which is the equivalent of online now.

Google's motto used to be: Don't be evil. Then they changed it...........

Fine print is TIGHT!

If Reddit was a person their religion would be Keanu Reeves and Big Chungus

Reddit: **Defends Pedophilia** Me: "That isn't okay..." Reddit: "You are a Russian Bot!"

@@ZenKrio wait what

@@ZenKrio what? how is that on topic?

@@aduck1359 look up Aimee Knight.. that should get you the info.

yep, should have had random people in the background getting tossed out left and right while they were talking about that one guy.

yeah, or when a real doctor points out flaws in the CDC or WHO information... or states facts about a disease... or points out how masks work... you know, all that dangerous stuff we cant let people know about. Facts just get in the way, much better to ban the doctors

@Andrew Sokolowski yeah right, like twitter is going to ban their employees favorite organizations

There are such thing as perma bans

@@a_c35 You realize he's making fun of people like you, right?

I just wish there was a pause between the sketch and the ad.

@@ThreadBomb Sorry, why is that?

Daniel Thrasher does great ad reads as well. I watch the thru to the end. :)

yeah same, this ad format is incredibly good

ikr! Who knew that ant nests had bathrooms?!

That has never happened to me or anyone I know. Hmm wonder why…

Yo, I just got an email today from RU-vid with the subject line "Tell us about your experience with RU-vid" then the body of the email said something about "members of the community were concerned with some of the comments you've posted on RU-vid" and I was like, "I have over 10,000 comments on RU-vid, and not all of them are civil discussions with nice people, be specific." So yea, apparently someone I was arguing with on a RU-vid comment reported me to RU-vid (and likely edited their comments to look more victimlike) but without knowing who reported me over what, there's no way I can go correct my offending comments.

Are they funny? Or are they supposed to be funny? Big difference.

The eyebrows say it all........... Yeah yeah yeah we meet the second Thursday of every month...... it's BYOB no IPAs

I feel like he could do a backflip, snap the bad guy's neck and save the day!

@@VitaminCBable WOW Wow wow...................... WOW!

You're not gonna take it anymore are you?

rollin I've reported your account for spam.

@@joshroehl6098 I've reported you as well

I swear he lives right next to Caleb City.

@@protorhinocerator142 ryan caleb collab when

@@moonl1314 Ready for it.

... but we'll keep the data, obviously.

I figured Social Media was going to say "but you have to leave your wallet and all your information". :)

That did happen ... people left went to that other twitter like site ... and they shut that down because they didn't have enough robots censoring people.

@Anne Day Amazon did. They shut down the servers. It took them months to get back up but they lost their momentum of new joiners.

@Anne Day Yes they were using Amazon server services. Turns out there are only a handful of companies that can handle things at that scale of a social media type of site and Amazon was one of the very few. Piracy sites are just web pages with bit torrent links which is peer to peer and not downloaded from the site directly. They don.t have the bandwidth needs you seem to think they do. They didn’t violate Amazons terms of use. They were in the process of handling problematic posts, Amazon asked them to take action and they were and they were cut off without further discussion while they were still working the problem. The problematic posts by the vast majority were appearing on Twitter and Facebook.

i'm pretty sure most social media kicks everyone even close to being a nazi out communists are safe tho

@@kraken5003 You sound like one of those dipshits who thinks Nazis were socialists because their party name had the word in it.

@@claytonreeves150 how so are those two claims even similar?? where is the relation.. where are all of the nazis on twitter? and what does that have to do with them being socialists or not?

_Yeah, that’s right. Engagement!_

@@kraken5003 The fact that you don't know where/who the Nazis are on Twitter just goes to show you have no idea what you're talking about.

I think that might be The Sims, just blurred

Those are just rejects

no its fine bc if you look at there faces the look like everyonr else ;)

@@vitinamorabito7283 I know they are sims... not the point lol

@keep rollin yea not going to click that.

There it is. Or someone getting an apprently-too-short ban for 'misinformation' that turns out to be factual 6 months later...

“I’ll kill you and grind your lard into ad revenue” - Pyrocyncial’s first of ten twitter accounts.

@@mrthomasvision140 Oh no that guy gets off scot-free. It's the guy that makes a joke about having a lame leg himself that gets kicked out for being ableist.

That was actually the ending the I was expecting.

Or kicked out by the FBI because he noticed misinformation guy, and misinformation guy has a politician friend. To update a 2 year old comment with current data.

I send condolences

Wishing you comfort in this sad time ❤️

My condolences

@keep rollin bot

That's tough man, he must have been a great man. You'll get through this ❤️

I read this entirely in Ryans voice for some reason

@@Mastordant No worries. I did too

@@Mastordant The only way to read their comment is in Ryan's voice, I decided.

@@JameyMcQueen Fair enough

Hi

My uncle used to live there

I agree with this statement

The Social Media Platforms are due on Maple Street

lots of streets are named after trees

@keep rollin yr wlcm

What could go wtong

@@joshroehl6098 lmfaoooo you just made my day man

So you're the other guy with the webcam in Ryan's house. I wondered whose non-mine webcams those were.

Maybe auntie has a thing for astronauts. Or he lives next door and helps her with plumbing issues. Whoa, that did not sound right. Or did it?

Ryan is clearly a believer in leftist censorship.

@@AndrooUK Yeah I thought at least one of the crazies would have been the Taliban sense they are not banned on Twitter. If taking over a country and mass murder isn't enough to break the rules what is??? I guess they aren't orange so don't count.

@@user-vd2jk7dl3p The US did technically take over Afghanistan back then. Not to mention several other countries.

@@legrandliseurtri7495 Ummm are you honestly trying to say what the Taliban is doing is "not that bad" because countries have occupied other countries? First of all Taliban is not a country or army occupying another country. They are a terrorist group who are currently going door to door in a counrtry the size of Texas taking little girls and giving them to men 30 and 40 years older than them to be sexually assulted for the rest of their lives because they consider that "marriage". They also sexually assult little boys too. A couple of weeks ago they dismembered a man because he was in a homosexual relationship. Little girls are having to hide to save their lives because they committed the "unthinkable crime" of being on a soccer team a few months ago. But this group is STILL on twitter and BRAGGING about what they are doing.

@@user-vd2jk7dl3p I based myself on what you said, dude, I don't have Twitter. It sounded like you thought the talibans shouldn't be posting anything on the basis that they took over a country, which seemed inconsistent. If they really are bragging about their war crimes, then yes, they should be kicked out. However, why do you think it's inherently better when another country takes over instead of a terrorist group? To use an extrem example, the nazis had a very official army and all, that didn't stop them from commiting crimes at a scale that makes the talibans look like cute puppies. Besides, even the american army has civil blood on their hands and left raped women where they passed. A pretty famous example is something that happened in the city of Haditha, during the irakian civil war, which was used as a strong propaganda tool by Al-Quaida. A group of soldiers murdered 24 civilians, among them several children. What was their excuse? ''Revenche'' for the death of a corporal, who was killed by a mine several days before. What happened to the soldiers? Well, the case that I could find the most quickly was the faith of a sergeant named Frank Wuterich, who went on trial and was condemned for 3 months of prison. 3 months of prison-which he ended up never doing.

This sounded so fucking ominous

That's the way everyone should cut their hair, I decided. -first guy to be a barber

Who even uses polyester sheets anyway??

@@raydunakin about 60% of the market, they're all the best-selling sheet sets on Amazon if you search "queen sheets" or any other generic term. It's the dominant home textile fabric (which is really bad news for all of us).

Right?!?

Then you should see the ads of the map men at the end of they're videos. I mean...the ad-stronaut is good. But the map men are on another level regarding ads. If you read that: sorry, ad-stronaut. Love you...also. (My favorite map men ad: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-jtBV3GgQLg8.htmlm55s )

@@Sickboi86 omg, yes. I also love Map Men and their ads too, always smartly done, somewhat similar to the Adstronaut. I really forgot about them, I guess I lied, i also like other ads

@Skier Joe Here's my opinion: it sucks that you have to promote your videos on other people's channels and you'll never be anything more than a beggar unless you stop doing this.