Immaculate Conception | House M.D.. 

hahaha

I am flashing back to Agnes of God about that nun who became knocked up and kept thinking it was also an immaculate conception!

i love it

sean swift the guy was like IT’S A MIRACLE

I still don't get it.

Same thing I thought lol

I was thinking the same thing lmfao

I wonder why he became a doctor in the first place

I was honestly waiting for the big reveal that this was a parallel universe with a weird House

He was only being nice cause she’s pregnant lol

Not the actual quote

@@smallknuckles5708 smart man

Lol

Naomi nurse practitioner, I think you need to get the correct version of events from Vienna abuse! I suggest that you look up the elms and have leaflets at hand in your surgery!

Weird idea of foreplay

5 times too

Who knew that a hospital was actually a medical laboratory. I guess you wouldn't, since people don't even know what a PCR machine is.

He was just saying that, because he wanted to win the bid.

@@darkorse9752 you seem bitter. Also Cuddy later calls House out because their DNA testing machine was broken so all paternity tests were being sent to an outside laboratory. Confirming that house lied to win his bet with wilson

It's feasibly possible now with NGS sequencing, but with the Sanger of the time it'd take a week minimum to get results back, likely longer.

Considering she asked if she could get pregnant from sitting on a toilet seat, she is NOT in school, and hasn't been there for about her entire life. Neither did her fiance by the way...

LMAO she’s dumber than a box of rocks.

HAHAHAH it made me lol too

@@GorinRedspear Abstinence only education, baby

This is the most relatable idiocy. Cheers 🥃

Christians would be prasing her lmao

@@codyferguson3443 not this one.

Theyre religious. So that would actually be the greatest news of all time

If this were real and I were a woman, I'd freak out. Can you imagine what it would be like to wake up one day and suddenly realize you were randomly pregnant? I don't know if you would be elected to be president by the Republican party, or if you would forever be chastised because they would say, "Now she's comparing herself to Jesus! sHe'S NoT eVeN mArRiEd!! wHeRe'S jOsEpH aNd ThE dOnKeY?!?!"

Yeah...the lie is going to quite SHORT LIVED!

Yeah, as if guys haven't been cucked enough in Western societies. This is unethical. But then again, we are talking about House...

They're going to know House was lying once they realize the child is not a clone of the mother.

Imagine if this is marys story

I don't think they would have to wait that long....

Ohhhh so that's why house spared her. Ngl kinda wished he was brutal this time 😆

i mean it’s not nice to the virgin boyfriend

Well that's unfair. The man holding back his howling horniness(I'm sure) for her and staying a virgin and she's there getting pregnant by dudes. Nawh house she needed to be put in place

I guess he will not hesitate to contact this deer one on the next day.

That's not it. The bet was something along the lines of he couldnt do something horrible as a doctor and be thanked for that same thing and he lied about a virgin pregnancy, the wife knew he lied and thanked him later for it with a gift

Well they proved it could be real so there it is a one and only dna baby

@@aeshahwhalen8138 no, it's not real lmao. some plants can do that but human people 100% cannot. parthenogenesis does not happen in organisms that reproduce sexually lasdlad

@@londonm3161 Human (as well as other mammal) embryos have actually been created via parthenogenesis. It hasn't been observed to occur naturally yet, but it has been induced. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parthenogenesis#Humans

@@londonm3161 it does, actually. Whiptail lizards, Aspidoscelis neomexicanus, specifically, are a perfect example. There are no males in this species, and all births are unique individuals. No males involved or necessary. There are plenty of other animals that can reproduce using parthenogenesis that have both male and female members as well. Whiptails are simply an extreme example.

London M It’s a TV show get over it

That's literally the whole joke. It doesn't make it funnier, that *is* the funny part.

Really?

yeah, I'm confused, there's no such thing as human parthenogenesis...House said that just to make the boyfriend accept the baby and not break up with her???

🙄🙄 honey. You're the dumb one here.

This is very disgusting behaviour firstly from the doctor, secondly from the bride.

Such a simple, yet savage line.

Thanks for the recap....I forgot what I just saw. Go back to school. So's is not a word.

I had a similar case. They were SO angry at me when I told them. They told me they were virgins. After questioning they accepted they played In bed. There was no penetration but he ejaculated over her genitalia. Fortunately I had an ultrasound machine and was able to show them the gestational sac and embryo. Will never forget the look on their faces.

The scene they cut out also confirms it

You do realize that women cheat all the time and take it to their grave? "Living a lie" is absolutely no problem for them. How naïve.

@@rigfordthebarbarian2895 Hard breakup? It’s okay, high school gets easier further down the road. On a more serious note, men/women who lie about this sort of thing (having second lives, have their children secretly be from a different father, be serial romantics, REPEATEDLY cheat, etc.) often have a large quantity of sociopathic, psychopathic, or have characteristics of other mental illnesses. The woman in this video doesn’t appear to have these qualities, she just seems to be stupid People who cheat only once or don’t have these qualities often see the shame in what they did and decide to try to put it behind them in different ways, even then when they do “live the lie” they often lash out from their own inadequacy, doubt, or self-hatred.

@@rigfordthebarbarian2895 Jeez, who hurt you, my guy?

​@@courier6960 High level coping going on here. People cheat all the time and keep it secret. We only know about those that got caught and they are, obviously, worst at it so that's why you might think its mainly sociopaths and the mentally ill doing it.

Copious amounts of vicodin. He may also have lupus.

@@RacingVagabond It's never lupus.

Determination to prove Wilson wrong in this case

Yea, he is on "I am gonna win" rush. My joke becomes obvious if you see the rest.

I didn't think it was House

I like the first one: I'm a virgin, and so is my fiancé. House: I believe him!

OH you bugger you beat me to it !! [I didn't beat myself to it !! SHE is HOTT THO!!] NOW before I totally lose track yes that scalpel like wit is also why I love this show!!

If you want to see more of her, watch Grimm.

thanks for the tidbit I will !!~! always enjoyed a new spin on the old classics! SMILE LUV!!

Man her denial face really gets to me!

chillpill2600 I can relate with house, I'm the same way, but no vikadin or type of leg pain, I'm just an asshole with a bum leg who is competitive

Jonathan Wilfred Michelin are you proud of that? Even in the show which is a fantasized version of that type of person he's still the bad guy

......an asshole that I can take out with a bag of onions....

fyukfy he's not a bad guy. He's a doctor saving lives no one else can. Being a curmudgeon who hides his emotions because their irrational and erode his objectivity doesn't make him a bad guy.

Moksha Mahey in entertainment the villain and hero are almost never determined by their actual acts, but by HOW they act

i sometimes hate house because of the lies like this he tells..and the man should have an paternity test again in some other lab, but since he is an idiot in this story, RIP..

Technically speaking, even in the lie, the baby is not his

What damage could come to any of them if they will live happily together?

Because now that baby will grow up loved by two parents, and ideally, happy parents. Sure it's awful, but there's still a chance for a good outcome, vs telling the truth and guaranteeing nasty conflict

Well he knows the kid isn’t his so it just lying about if the child has a father

This episode he was betting he could be nice with friend Dr. Wilson

Vicodine just kicked in.

I'm Only A Man And I Will Die Some Day lol no that’s not Vicodin. That’d be the methadone

Technically he was being still being nice to the end by not ruining their marriage

House made a bet with Wilson that he could get a patient to give him a Christmas present

But it's a girl. What name do you give a girl Jesus?

@@greatgoblin3065 www.quora.com/What-is-the-feminine-equivalent-of-the-name-Jesus apparently

Thank you captain obvious!

I wanted him to say clone

@@greatgoblin3065 Jesusette

Of ALL the crazy sh*t that went down in that scene -- and there's A LOT -- that line may be my absolute favorite part of it. :)

🤣🤣🤣🤣

There are hundreds of problems with this lie. Keys would be: 1. He'd have to believe it. 2. He'd have to not ask for the test results or details of the most amazing thing in history. 3. He'd have to never research the most amazing thing in history. Not even basic interest in say gender, blood types, etc. 4. He'd have to never discuss the most amazing thing in history with anyone with an IQ above his. 5. He'd have to never ask a doctor, parents, nurse, etc. during the pregnancy or have any fears that a once in history virgin birth, nor be worried about genetic or birth issues. 6. He would never discover proof of her cheating previously or in the future. And then ask a doctor and DNA test the kid as part of a divorce. 7. He'd never have to know anything about his kids blood type, accident, future generic issues, 23-and-me tests, ancestry tests for origin. 8. He'd never question basic stuff like the baby being a direct race, odd hair color, etc. Even a simple, statement such as grandmas saying he doesn't look like you and you wouldn't tell her the amazing virgin birth story? 9. He'd have to hope that the never went to the media, wanted to write a book, or tried to get fame from the story. Even a simple tell your friends when drunk. I also don't get this. How is lying helpful? You are committing fraud against the guy. If the guy finds out... that hospital would be ruined, sued for millions, etc. You are denying a father the right to see his kid, the kid his father, scamming a guy into a cheater marriage and raising a kid not his, etc.

It’s a TV show.

@WomenHateShortMen Any woman who would do that also doesn’t deserve to reproduce. But here we are.

@@haji818721 doesn't matter. The OP statement is a fact

Apparently it’s different in society if the woman cheats.

Sounds more terrifying than House naturally is

it's INCONCEIVABLE!

I think you're confusing 'nice' and 'evil' again

I am living in a very nice house. How dare you

TheCoolProfessor it was very funny to watch

Love Yourself: Tear 5.18.18 Or if the kid comes out half black or something

Love Yourself: Tear 5.18.18 don’t worry too much. The baby doesn’t exist🤣🤣

Or if the kid was a boy.

Yeah, it's a weak lie that's likely to get found out. He should've told the kid to keep it a secret to avoid undesirable attention.

AMRY

House didnt lie

@@maryammirza112 But he did. If you watched the scene past the end of this clip, you’d see him tell Cuddy that he did.

@@weirdogirl1275 But the paternity test????

@@shriganeshnaidu4763 He faked it. Printed out mommy twice and put baby’s name on one of them.

@@weirdogirl1275 He could get sued for millions for this crime.

Seriously.

Something only Jeff would say. Rumor has it that American Dad named their Jeff after this one.

mA NAM IS JEFF

This is a cruel and demeaning joke to people named jeff ANOTHER!

He's like a Jerry

that's jefe, man

Melony Abrams I believed it until I read the comments, so...

@@borccoli5634 😁heheh

s imbecile

Don't worry. You only took a second. There are records of believing unreal things for two thousand years, with a time line set by believers.

Well,parthenogenesis is an actual thing. just not in humans

now imagine how she will have to live with this for quite some time. Maybe for life.

What he did was cruel.

this is the paradox, house is cruel, but not evil, here he became nice and evil.

@Lautaro Lencina i wouldn’t say evil, but yeah

any man that gullible deserves not to have his genes passed down regardless.

Wait he lied?

@The Media Norman well he lied to win a bet? I believe? I think I need to re-watched the episode

@The Media Norman yep

God thank you this wonderful miracle. This baby is not a product of my fiancee cheat but because of miraculous impregnation. 😇🙏

@@wayoflife4587 he lied watch the whole episode

@@brayan3288 with Wilson

FAKE

@@jamedlock83 The University of Kentucky is ashamed of their logo being used for this purpose

God is incarnated

Well he faked it , she was cheating

Regardless whether or not he lied I was saying Wow so many times in a row

Husband:*looks at the ceiling*"Jesus ?"

Fiance, not husband.

You are lying now

Everybody lies.

ma ka Not everytime,you idiot

Read what people write, not what you think they wrote, genius.

If you had been a die hard fan you would've known what I am talking about,but you're just a pretender. He says this to a kid in school when he said that house is lying too at that time. Hence,you got schooled

Everyone who's seen the episode knows she cheated. :p

VisserZer0 yea thats more for the people who didnt lol

Check the description. He stated that House lied to her husband.

goal154wd yup lol he was being nice. Funny thing is that is the actress who plays julia on Grimm

Was that really being nice though? Now her fiance will think the child is a messiah unless she fesses up. She's just going to feel more and more guilty. House probably knew exactly what he was doing.

Did you not watch the end?

@@VN3wton House lied. I believe they reveal that shortly after this scene.

The guy's kinda an asshole.

@@lostinthestorywithjeremymi9385 Why is he an asshole?

@@VN3wton this clip doesnt include the rest of the episode where the woman thanks him for keeping her cheating a secret. It is confirmed that she cheated on her fiance

Eric Smith Hmm considering no baby would actually be born if she underwent parthenogenesis, I don’t think it needs to look identical to prove she cheated.

Micah Goldson True, but OP is talking about in the show. In the show the fiance believes this wholeheartedly because a medical doctor is telling him it's possible. When the baby is not 100% like the mom, he's gonna start asking questions and suing people left and right.

House could probably just get around it by telling them the baby's DNA mutated and that's why she looks different. These people believed parthenogenesis is real, they'll believe whatever he says.

Eric Smith A man THAT stupid could never figure out the obvious.

he clearly states one half mutates, so its not a carbon copy its a variant

still could be parthenogenesis even with a dark skinned baby

No no. Not unless she had that DNA to begin with somewhere in there. xD "oh yeah honey, my great great grandmother was black." If you see the later episode, he admits to lying about it. If I were a doctor, confidentiality be damned. I'd tell the man. If she cheated before marriage, what would she do later on? Probably more of the same

That's exactly what I mean, there has been cases of both Caucasian parents having kids with very apparent African physical traits.

thats when youd get fired and/or sued.

BETTER PLOT TWIST: She gives birth to a boy baby, but no one notices how that does not fit with House's narrative because clinic patients are all inherently idiots.

fasteddie4145 they dont always work

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Was this just not to offend BIBLE THUMPING ZEALOTS !! I couldn't help but watch this clip now you just spoiled it for me!! Happy Holidays Nonetheless!!

I though the same thing!

Tharaka Umayanga technically, that is another event so it could be in a separate clip. Also, it is not included with this clip as clips tend to want to give the most impact they can, and it does so by stopping here.

Tharaka Umayanga dike

Same 😂😂😂

Oh shit. Why would he lie about that? He just screwed that guy for life wth? And the real dad wouldnt get to know his daughter. So many things wrong with that lol

@@urmomdotcom4039 he made a bet with wilson about getting gifts from patients (about him not being nice enough too) he won the bet :Edit house won that is i'm clearly no professional writer

More than 30% of the men who get a paternity test find out they are not the actual father.

@@ecduzitgood well people normally don't need a test unless they're doubting paternity so makes sense

@@hlagtrvenncvrenst5121 Imagine if they tested all infants, my point is the amount of infidelity amongst women.

I guess she considers lying a graver sin than adultery.

she is looking a way out to compose a lie with another...

Imagine a very significant number of men on the planet then. It happens ALL the time! But continue your delusion if you wish...

@@schubertuk Jesus. What did they do to you.

@@CallmeDaddy21 I got an education.

@@schubertuk oh, burn. You're assuming I'm uneducated because I felt sympathy for someone who clearly wasn't the father of the child. House lied to him and he gets to live his life thinking the child wasn't anyone else's. Just because a lot of people lie doesn't make it okay. But continue to think that way if you wish...

@@CallmeDaddy21 Dudes not wrong, it happens all the time. Quick google search shows that 32% of men that have paternity tests, are not the father. On average between 2 and 12% of men suffer from misattributed paternity tests, depending on the populations. Sad part about humanity is the mistakes we tend to make. If you meant, what did OP do to them, then both of you misunderstood each other. He wasn't being rude, merely pointing out what my previous statistics mean. Then he misunderstood you, as did I originally, as though you meant "who hurt you". Hope you both are doing well.

It can happen in some species of Reptiles, sharks, and chickens, though it is incredibly rare. Parthenogenesis is not possible in mammals, there has been no recorded case of it in the wild or in captivity.

Said Human would have been female of course.

Haradion Drogon actually some hybridization theories of lizardman DNA coexist with hermaphrodite possibilities so I suppose that even both is also a chance happening in a limitless universe or multiverse whichever flavor you savor

I've heard of it happening in snakes, as well; a reptile breeder put up a video on RU-vid where he hatched a clutch of parthenogenic eggs. They had some gorgeous morphs; their mama was a very pretty girl~

I actually asked a Catholic biologist about that possibility and he said it would mean Jesus was female

No shit

How do they find out?

nishant saha house is questioned about it later and it turns out house lied and made that all up. She cheated on him..

Ray Dio fking sad for the man

oh yah

I believed it near but not totally 100%, so I came down to the comments to make sure... Yup, there was more to it that was not included in the clip, and he was making it all up because he was on a bet that he has to be nice, and nice would be the opposite of what he would usually do in that case which is tell the truth as harshly as possible.

@@Leongon honestly would have been kinder to tell the truth. Now there is a hidden time bomb waiting to blow up down the line in a way messier way. A man stuck paying for a kid that isn't his. This guy is going to go on telling everyone about their miracle baby and eventually someone is going to talk sense into him. Or he will catch her cheating and ask questions. Imagine being a 5-10 year old kid and your father learns he ain't your dad and just up and leaves.... Way more likely to cause harm to everyone involved then a simple break up.

@Ghastly I attest to this statement

It hurts him more than it hurts you.

Check out his previous acting ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-hNoS2BU6bbQ.html

That's just a "silence before a storm" :)

I know right? I was wondering what the hell was going on

AcidicMentality it turned out to be a lie?

@@realmofthemisunderstood166 Go watch the show.

He wasn't the patient. She was. So this is moot

@@ALANA-hu8qo How is his status as a patient or not even relevant to that?

Well to be fair he did say that he wasn't the father. I mean yes this is a trick and yes he would feel obligated to help raise this child because he thinks it's a godly thing but he knows that he isn't the father if he chooses to stay that's still his choice. I mean I feel that if he didn't find out it was another man's child I don't see how he could sue he did say it wasn't his kid. And they weren't married yet so legally he doesn't have the right to know the patients business of the child's paternity of she wanted to keep it from him. The important fact is that house said he wasn't the father and that's as much information as he legally needs to know. Ethically speaking is it right no but legally speaking can the hospital be sued for this I doubt it.

Joseph: First time ?

tbh, i would be mad jealous...

Lol sooo dude's face also says, he's fine with god plowing his wife-to-be so long as it's not another human lol.

And in a few months God must look a lot like dan

God Damn I’d love to see that.

God is black, praise the afro Jesus

Jesus came from Jeruzalem so he would not be white. He'd look Arabic.

Stefan Voorhout if parthenogenesis happened, Jesus was a woman.

@@Svoorhout85 Nazareth (the original Israel one, not the one in Texas), but close enough.

Kristen Ungstad that's because he doesn't care what people do.

He was lying though lol

So were the people that wrote about Jesus. Last time I checked, a pretty big cult is still around that believes in that garbage.

Im an athiest too, but mary couldn't have jesus if it was a virgin birth, since there is noy possible y chromosome, the baby will always be a female

Actually,the catholic church might´ve simply used a transition error for it´s purposes...ok...Subtly Smug Hylian already dug into that idea In Old Hebrew,the Words for "Virgin" and simply "Young Woman" are very similar..Get´s a bit more understandable in german:Jungfrau means Virgin,while Junge Frau means,well, young woman..That does still mean that Mary rode someone else´s wood though^^ Although from that point of view,the whole christmas story gets a bit better in another direction,meaning that you can still love your wife and her child,even though it is not yours,and even treat said child as your own A similar error mightve been mad in the quoran... In some old dialects of the arabic languages the word for"Virgin" is very close to the word for "Date"(The fruit) And since dates where worth their weight in Gold back in the days the Quoran was written,it actually makes sense that 72 dates are waiting in paradise

HAHAHA!!! Love the reference!

James Alderman beautiful

brilliant!!

Yea..typical of Hexenbiest 😋😋

I KNEW it was her

Good one. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

lol! I'm no guy!

@@suzycreamcheesez4371 ok, dude

dudette! @@aWinterBlood

@@suzycreamcheesez4371 chill out, man

lol! chill out! You sound like you're in junior high! aloha nui loa! @@catrose7514

Zinc Chameleon She cheated on him, House just lied

I dont think you could even do a paternity test this early. Like maybe a cvs but most clinics dont even do that until 10 weeks. She is only 6-8 max

@@eeveeongirl Well, I went and did some research and you are able to do NIPP as early as 6 weeks. Although some places do it at 8 weeks, some at 9 weeks. NIPP is non-invasion, so I guess there isn't any issue if she isn't that far along.

@@courtz6722 huh, good point. I work in peds so I dont really do a ton with prenatal unless its meeting with parents before they want a kid so good to know

i mean he's talking to people who think you can get pregnant by sitting on a toilet set. he's not exactly playing sudoku here.

he probably just grabbed them off the nearest printer.

For any non-Catholics confused: the Immaculate Conception is to celebrate Mary’s conception not Jesus’ conception

Natalie Vollmar more specifically Mary being conceived without sin

@@natyinthehouse really i never knew i guess i never thought about it whos been spreading this misconseption?

Natalie Vollmar everyone that cares enough to know that, knows that.

@@commondirtbagz7130 your correct. It does pertain to Mary, not Jesus. However, Mary did provide offerings for her sin according to the law (Lev 12). Read the gospels and she offered turtle doves.

no, he lied to win a bet with wilson. something about how doing nice gets you rewards while being horrible doesnt get you anything. she gives house a present later for telling that lie and he throws it at wilson while saying "Told you so."

mitchhamilton64 you're right, I was thinking more short term

He lied, because he's Gregory House. He gave her every opportunity to be truthful, she didn't want to be. Now she has to spend the rest of their relationship lying.

Man... house was cool

The second coming of Jesus isn't through another birth. He already lived and died as a human. His second coming will be of an entirely different method.

While "immaculate conception" does refer to being born without original sin, Catholic doctrine also asserts that it was a virgin birth. (and Catholic doctrine is the only major denomination that asserts hereditary original sin) Immaculate conception and the virgin birth may be entirely separate concepts, but they aren't mutually exclusive.

@@TonkarzOfSolSystem all virgin births are immaculate conceptions. Not all immaculate conceptions are necessarily virgin births. That’s what he meant and he’s right.

Thank you for telling the story that every living person knows.

@@dannyjack659 Imma suggest that some of the folks in China and a few other places have never heard this particular fairy tale.

@@dannyjack659 - Not everybody knows Christian stories because not everyone is Christian. Many Jews don't know all that much about Christianity... and many Christians know very little about Judaism.

Makoto Mikami Okay this is a game theory. House isn't risking his rep. I know you must be thinking how the virgin baby news will probably be all over the news when it happens, but don't forget that House knows she's cheating and so does the woman herself. So House can count on her not disclosing any information regarding that issue. And after a glimpse of that weiner of a fiance, House knew he's got a double insurance.

Makoto Mikami You see, thats the subtleness of the show. Would she do that if she had the chance? No she has all the chances yet she still won't do it. If anything this episode has shown from the get go, is that she is a dumb and brainless character. From going into the hospital not expecting the doctor to know she's pregnant, to knowing that she has cheated but still asking for a paternity test, and sitting on a toilet to get pregnant? C'mon. If she's a character like Amber, that would happen, but if she's being herself? Well maybe in another life.

Well, sadly, these are all assumptions, as the writers just didn't wrote into that much, so it could go either way, btw, the one who asked for the paternity test was the dumb beta boyfriend, also, again, if you cheated and aren't a virgin, a certified and renown doctor is showing proof (albeit false) that you're giving the first fatherless birth, if she was dumb AF, she could still believe it, for all we know, maybe had House winked at her or something it had been more clear.

Nobody gonna jump on the plethora of logical fallacies in Makoto's comments? No? Alright, just checking.

Either the boyfriend is dumb af or he just in denial, House know he will believe whatever he feed him. Also this is confidential verbal communication, House in his right mind will never put it in writing or publicly therefore no1 in their right mind would believe either of them

Megan Banda he meant he was doing so well, as in, working to proving his colleague wrong. Nothing to get House to act nice, just so he can rub it in someone's face.

yeah , wilson had said to him he was incapable of being nice

Could be one of those kids who start out with blonde hair and it grows in dark by the time they hit first grade.

@@downtime86stars17 I know the feeling.

Aaahaha ::finger guns::

did you really reference miw?

I bet she was with Superman. Poor Clark.

Hahah I recognized her from Grimm