“Long live lord Vader” I don’t know how to tell you this, but… Luke burned him alive on Endor. That’s gotta suck. Not only being flame-grilled by your own son, but also having to be roasted twice in the span of 20 years. F in the chat 😢
Playing at 0.85X speed... I imagine myself, a nameless officer, identical in uniform to the one next to me, and the one next to them, each leading a legion of stormtroopers, all standing atop the precipice of glory that is our mighty Imperial Star Destroyer. Commandeering the vessel is none other than our Lord Vader, his masked breath resonating through the loud speaker that is broadcast over the entire fleet behind us to remind us of his ever menacing and terrifying presence. The Emperor's plans are in motion. No planets will dare defy us. No rebellion will dare challenge us. No star system will dare escape our reaching grasp. Our Lord's saber is ignited. Its blade crimson, a scarlet dot in the distance that burns through our hearts and fills us with fear and pride. With one final breath, the order is given. The ultimate weapon is powering on. It is due to fire at any moment. Any moment soon, the system before us will burn as red as the weapon wielded in our Lord's hand. LONG LIVE THE EMPIRE! ALL HAIL LORD VADER!!
