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"Oh you put two scoops of chocolate in your tea, you might as well drink my blood"
Welcome to the OFFICIAL RU-vid channel of Sindhu Vee. Here you can watch stand up clips, TV appearances and more EXCLUSIVE content.
I'm going on tour across the UK with my brand-new show 'Alphabet' from September 2021
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@notmyrealname550
@notmyrealname550 3 года назад
Ok but she just casually dropped like 4 different languages on us. Mad respect
@alienxj
@alienxj 3 года назад
Pretty much most educated indians can speak 3-4. This is nothing special lol.
@aashishsharma9106
@aashishsharma9106 3 года назад
@@alienxj even uneducated ones can
@LikeSunSmile
@LikeSunSmile 3 года назад
@@alienxjFor people living in a country where "sub-cultures" are not that strong or do not have official recognition (France, Germany, Portugal, Japan...etc.) speaking more than 2 languages is pretty impressive (even though she is speaking, I would say the same group of language; it is not like she is jumping from English to Russian to Chinese to Spanish)
@ThornyRoseV
@ThornyRoseV 3 года назад
@likesunsmile, not if you have basic education.. I live in Iceland, can hardly get more isolated but people generally speak 2-4 languages.
@brucew565
@brucew565 2 года назад
@@alienxj No they cant. Most educated indians cant speak 4 languages. 🤦🤦
@chummidixit6433
@chummidixit6433 3 года назад
She's 51 years old. OMG !!! She's so damn gorgeous for her age
@officialonyxobsidian
@officialonyxobsidian 3 года назад
51?! Wow...
@katharina...
@katharina... 3 года назад
For her age? She is damn gorgeous, full stop! 😍
@JS-ho8yz
@JS-ho8yz 3 года назад
Happiness is key I guess
@aashishsharma9106
@aashishsharma9106 3 года назад
She looks good for any age actually. Best brown skin
@chummidixit6433
@chummidixit6433 3 года назад
@@aashishsharma9106 Actually I meant overall like skin and figure. I mean most people get fat/out of shape after 45 regardless of how rich they are..She has maintained herself very well which is great
@ThomasHarding1990
@ThomasHarding1990 3 года назад
''That's not true, it's ILLEGAL'' LOL.
@juliannichols7688
@juliannichols7688 3 года назад
I know because I have checked! XD haha
@andreaellis4377
@andreaellis4377 3 года назад
Cos she checked 🤣😂
@madchenblindes
@madchenblindes 3 года назад
Netflix needs to give this woman a special!
@cjnoffz3351
@cjnoffz3351 3 года назад
Yes!
@gecron
@gecron 3 года назад
100%!!!!
@asiaa3024
@asiaa3024 3 года назад
No please. We don't need another loaded South Asian upper caste millionaire doing their stuff and yakking about being Indian yet keeping quiet on fascism and caste. See Lilly Singh. See Priyanka. We need more diverse marginalised South Asians voices
@asiaa3024
@asiaa3024 3 года назад
@BALVINDER KAUR DHILLON Moe as usual a woman with an dominant caste surname coming to shut down any conversation of casteism and marginalised folk. Not surprised at all.
@asiaa3024
@asiaa3024 3 года назад
@BALVINDER KAUR DHILLON Moe you want to Google Casteism in diaspora Indians. You want to Google caste based honour killing in these communities? You and to Google caste practiced in offices and even Cisco. News flash: it's possible to be oppressed by white supremacy and also be practicing caste supremacy and oppressing others. And that's exactly what you are doing here getting so annoyed by the call to have more diverse voices from South Asia. And that's just a comment on RU-vid. Wonder what you folk must be doing in your communities and to others where you can exert real life power and you do.
@ayushighosh20
@ayushighosh20 3 года назад
I am an Indian and I agree with this. A Bengali here, I was a very stubborn kid, when I would b a pain in the arse my grandmother would say that, "That's why in your horoscope it's said that you will be the reason your mom dies"..🙄
@Falconrygirl2000
@Falconrygirl2000 3 года назад
I've watched this about fifty times now and it's still as hilarious as it was the first time.
@Scarletraven87
@Scarletraven87 3 года назад
Sir, please learn to count
@franduc8434
@franduc8434 2 года назад
Same for me🤣🤣🤣🤣
@mbbs61
@mbbs61 3 года назад
I remember my mom used to say it's because of all the stress I am giving her that her hair is turning white, and I used to be extra nice just so that I could reverse it😂😂😂😂
@nampijjanazifah6358
@nampijjanazifah6358 3 года назад
😂😂😂
@TruthBeToldbyBab
@TruthBeToldbyBab 3 года назад
🤣🤣🤦🏻‍♀️
@vis3nya
@vis3nya 3 года назад
Same
@carolinemuthoni5096
@carolinemuthoni5096 3 года назад
This is super funny
@supercrazydesi
@supercrazydesi 3 года назад
😂
@pollyrg97
@pollyrg97 3 года назад
"zero overlap in our parenting styles" 😂😂😂
@brookeventura1309
@brookeventura1309 3 года назад
“JOHN WHY U TINKLING THAT TEASPOON PICK UP THE KNIFE U KNOW IT’S WHAT U WANT.” 👁👄👁
@akcortin
@akcortin 3 года назад
it's true. I am Indian and can confirm.
@divyak9980
@divyak9980 3 года назад
If you break something the go to comeback is 'Yes of course it's all free stuff. Please break everything in this house why leave anything at all'.
@brookeventura1309
@brookeventura1309 3 года назад
@@divyak9980 😂😂😂
@Damngoodcoffee_n_cherrypie
@Damngoodcoffee_n_cherrypie 3 года назад
@@divyak9980 LMAO😂😂
@edwardquaye8312
@edwardquaye8312 3 года назад
@@divyak9980 hahahahahahhahahaaaaa I love this!😂😂😂
@PjD0150
@PjD0150 3 года назад
As a teacher of little children the bit facts about they mostly give you know is so true. I can’t tell you how many times a child excitedly shares a fact about something, and is something I had previous told them a couple of hours before or a day ago.
@DeathnoteBB
@DeathnoteBB 3 года назад
It’s so cute though, they’re so excited to learn things 🥺
@firemangan
@firemangan Год назад
That means they’re learning and they love it. True it does get annoying but talking them down on it will just make them discouraged and that would affect them on the long run.
@octopodiatrist
@octopodiatrist 3 года назад
OH MY GOD. She is **delivering** quintessential desi humor and I am LIVING for it. Thank you queen. ✌🏽
@sarahbassa5013
@sarahbassa5013 3 года назад
This stand-up comedy is so intelligent and well-executed, I love it. Top-tier entertainment.
@mohan02
@mohan02 3 года назад
Well, she used to be an investment banker in New York.
@naomibanks3466
@naomibanks3466 3 года назад
Honestly, parenting and discipline of kids is one of the major issues, Asian and African parents have in Europe and the rest of the world, like it's so different and alien to adjust to, thumps up ma'am
@Sera-cs8uc
@Sera-cs8uc 3 года назад
True, usually my relatives would come back to our home country to raise their kids till they're in their teens so that they don't become spoilt and entitled. They found that the kids that grew up in developed countries were uncontrollable
@lindsaye584
@lindsaye584 3 года назад
@@Sera-cs8uc Hell I’m RAISING kids now in the “developed” USA and they’re almost 4 years old and 18 months and I’m having a bitch of a time trying to figure out how to parent them so they’re not conceited, spoiled jerks. But my parents beat the crap out of me and it worked but I can’t do that now apparently 🙄🤦🏽‍♀️
@sophievictoria7337
@sophievictoria7337 3 года назад
I remember seeing this lady years ago at the Angel comedy club in London, and now she’s doing the Apollo. Incredible, so happy to see that she is getting wider recognition.
@TinaMei627
@TinaMei627 3 года назад
I am African, and I feel like I am seeing a African mother.
@kilikiss
@kilikiss 3 года назад
Wow, this lady just oozes confidence, charisma and calm...
@maylynbayani
@maylynbayani 3 года назад
Yes, Asian mom's emotional blackmail is top level.
@StanleyKubick1
@StanleyKubick1 2 года назад
the plural of mom doesn't have an apostrophe: *moms*
@ct5468
@ct5468 3 года назад
I'm Chinese and this was hilarious. 😂
@idontthink
@idontthink 3 года назад
I'm diabetic and I laughed.
@robertperez357
@robertperez357 Год назад
My Mexican mother was an expert in the art of guilt trip, she had heart problems, diabetes, Leukemia, cancer, heartburn, headaches, etc, all caused by me and siblings!!
@michellekim4996
@michellekim4996 3 года назад
She landed on every single joke. She milked laughter out of jokes with her follow up jokes. Super
@IndoPersian1969
@IndoPersian1969 3 года назад
I have watched this entire set so many times and continue to love every second of it. You are an exceptional comic. Every time you're on a panel show, like WILTY or QI, my heart does a happy dance. Thug life really did choose you, bra!
@maylynbayani
@maylynbayani 3 года назад
I remember my niece didnt want to finish her ice cream. Her mom said, you know i work so hard just so I could afford to buy you ice cream. I had to go away (overseas) just so i have enough money. My niece was so guilt driven she looked at me and mouthed "aunty help me finish this". The kid finishes her food all the time.
@fatimagiga214
@fatimagiga214 3 года назад
If I didn't squeeze the tea bag fully my mum would say "do you realise the cost of the teabag? You will understand how hard I work when you start buying your own teabags..."
@nekorice35
@nekorice35 3 года назад
The poor thing, I hate guilt tripping :/ Especially in the case where it makes the child feel like a burden
@TasteOfButterflies
@TasteOfButterflies 3 года назад
When children simply stop eating a dessert because they are full now, it looks like a magic trick to me. Most of us are born with great ability to intuitively eat the right amount and many of us lose it along the way :( It's sad to see people actively trying to override this ability in their children with a compulsion to finish the plate.
@maylynbayani
@maylynbayani 3 года назад
@@nekorice35 my niece got two scoops and her mum told her to buy only what she can finish. I think the point was not to waste food. In the PH, a lot of people are not able to buy basic amenities so wasting food is frowned upon. We even have a saying than 1 grain of rice is equivalent to a farmer's drop of sweat.
@prove_it000
@prove_it000 3 года назад
@@maylynbayani That's a nice one cause kids learn that their food is born of someone's sweat and blood. Giving death threats however is just psychopathic.
@EpicHiha
@EpicHiha 3 года назад
Oh I love your standups, saw this one over dozen times, still cracks me up xDDD ...Eastern Europe here, my mum loved the "I know you would be happier with me dead" everytime i tried to argue with her about something and then go and cry before I did, so that I would feel that I'm hurting her when it was the other way around. 100% effective in giving me lifelong anxiety. xDDDDDDDDDD
@anchaljohni2910
@anchaljohni2910 3 года назад
This is still one of the best comedy sets ever. Seen it so many times but still love it!
@abhilashasingh3931
@abhilashasingh3931 3 года назад
I don’t remember how many times I’ve watched this still it makes me laugh 😁
@allature
@allature 3 года назад
So she just threw her whole husband under the bus huh I can't with this XD
@mysticseraph2213
@mysticseraph2213 3 года назад
Well, Danes are very bleak *shrug* 😁
@andreaellis4377
@andreaellis4377 3 года назад
Well she can't throw half of him
@Erin-Zhang
@Erin-Zhang 3 года назад
@@andreaellis4377 hahahaha this is a good one
@Cashmere4500
@Cashmere4500 3 года назад
Absolutely hilarious. Clean, classy and very cleverly curated comedy. Love it. 👌👌👌
@johnhagans2190
@johnhagans2190 3 года назад
This is an ethnic thing. My mom would say to me, “you will be the death of me”. All the time.😂
@Biobele
@Biobele 3 года назад
Basically the equivalent of Nigerian mother's saying "My son/daughter wants to kill me" or "my son/daughter wants to fight me"
@emily52881
@emily52881 3 года назад
She is genius!!! She needs her own show
@farahmughal
@farahmughal 3 года назад
I was having such a bad day until I came across this wonderful woman. Thank you!
@roopsoops202
@roopsoops202 3 года назад
I'm from Nepal and this applies to us too!
@mdensham
@mdensham 3 года назад
Sum white mothers or maybe just mine
@edwardquaye8312
@edwardquaye8312 3 года назад
“Robust, Healthy, High Quality Parental Discipline” Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa
@tracismith6641
@tracismith6641 2 года назад
Finally A REAL MOTHER GREAT JOB 👍
@saffrondominic4585
@saffrondominic4585 3 года назад
hey! I like her she's so witty!
@yeseniavasquez7457
@yeseniavasquez7457 3 года назад
I will never not watch this. So funny!
@JohnJesus
@JohnJesus 3 года назад
The point is: you add value to them, it's called "parenting" - and when they are 25, start listening to them good jokes
@aashishsharma9106
@aashishsharma9106 3 года назад
Where's the fun in that though
@firemangan
@firemangan Год назад
@@aashishsharma9106Them still taking care of you when you can’t walk yourself anymore 🥴. My parents put a balance on discipline and shaping me as a person and respecting my individuality so they deserve my hospitality anytime 😁👍🏼 If you’re just a dick to your kids then you’re dying in a nursing home.
@rechoice9010
@rechoice9010 3 года назад
Love her sense of humour!!
@olive5890
@olive5890 3 года назад
Im latin and can totally relate, hilarious!
@markom2928
@markom2928 3 года назад
Watched this for 3rd time and always gives me giggles. Comedy gold!
@Lignin
@Lignin 3 года назад
You're simply hilarious, my lady..! 🤣 Your way of "teaching" is so relatable to us in Asia..😂👏
@technojunkie123
@technojunkie123 3 года назад
Desi moms really got the emotional manipulation tactics towards their kids down pat 😩
@rosequartz4102
@rosequartz4102 2 года назад
I need more. I need at least three more hours of this hilarious woman. Like right now, stat.
@moreloveandjoy
@moreloveandjoy Год назад
I can’t - haven’t laughed so much in a very long while.
@mij6253
@mij6253 3 года назад
Exactly the parenting advice I needed.🤣🤣🤣🤣
@cjnoffz3351
@cjnoffz3351 3 года назад
The first time i heard this i couldn't brearhe i was laughing so hard.
@zamirakurbonbekova6591
@zamirakurbonbekova6591 2 года назад
it has been long since I laughed this much. You are very talented and natural Sindhu Vee.
@albertobalbas2530
@albertobalbas2530 3 года назад
Shindu, again from Spain. ❤️ I remember my trips to Gujarat, Ahmedabad and Rajkot. Also my trip to Rajasthan, Jodhpur. India in my heart ♥️ Hugs from Spain
@jadelee6555
@jadelee6555 3 года назад
This is literally every Iranian/middle eastern parent ever lol.
@alejandroespinosa7085
@alejandroespinosa7085 3 года назад
my god i just discovered this woman why did it took me so long
@skn85
@skn85 3 года назад
Watched it for the 50th time. Hilarious as ever 🙌
@robertmoye7565
@robertmoye7565 4 месяца назад
Absolutely brilliant set.
@PetiteStyleNFashion
@PetiteStyleNFashion 3 года назад
I just watched the first time....Iam in love with the comic timing and naturalness!!
@Toothoo.19
@Toothoo.19 Год назад
She is born and raised in india. She has improved her accent ...... bravo...🤩
@ReydiantReality
@ReydiantReality 3 года назад
Every time I watch this I still laugh hard 🤣🤣🤣
@sam-hn1nm
@sam-hn1nm 3 года назад
My mom would say “ don’t talk unless you have something to add that’s of value”
@thehat9684
@thehat9684 3 года назад
As a kid I would get really fixated on my hobbies so I'd repeat myself a lot, so my mom started the sum it up rule. Basically if my sibs or me are telling her something and it runs too long she says sum it up and we have ten seconds to give her the tldr.
@kompissanu1983
@kompissanu1983 3 года назад
That’s how you get a quiet kid who never talks
@michaelghilardi5260
@michaelghilardi5260 3 года назад
@@kompissanu1983 sounds like a dream child
@shriramparamesh
@shriramparamesh 3 года назад
Can you please upload new content from Sindhu Vee? This video is literally all over the internet and I have seen it a ton of times.
@ims.5072
@ims.5072 3 года назад
The way she talks reminds me of my old English teacher 🤔
@DaintyDaisy
@DaintyDaisy 3 года назад
I see you showing off your polyglot skills ;)
@ghanendarsinghashia6797
@ghanendarsinghashia6797 3 года назад
Where has this women been all this time she is one of the greatest......🔥🔥
@satvikkeshtwal9566
@satvikkeshtwal9566 3 года назад
Re-upload Still loved it
@mehreengul9922
@mehreengul9922 3 года назад
My entire childhood flashed before myeyes
@InderPaulSandhu
@InderPaulSandhu 3 года назад
🤣😭😂 painfully true
@lailaayan306
@lailaayan306 3 года назад
Really having childhood flashbacks here
@tracybailey680
@tracybailey680 3 года назад
brilliantly hilarious. subtle too!
@dearberlin
@dearberlin Год назад
Your very best set out there, very cool!
@ReXo31BbeaT
@ReXo31BbeaT Год назад
It’s frowned upon - no it’s illegal. Very funny. 🤣🤣🤣
@urimhoti5985
@urimhoti5985 3 года назад
I saw many times, and it looks like I see for the first time😂😂😂🤣
@rohanalex6814
@rohanalex6814 3 года назад
Sindhu this was brilliant! Love from Mumbai
@user-uv4tv9po9j
@user-uv4tv9po9j 3 года назад
I cant believe Vir Das has a Netflix special but she doesnt
@michaellouis4882
@michaellouis4882 3 года назад
Not many can do stand up comedy and be good in it simultaneously. She had both.
@jartistsimpression2291
@jartistsimpression2291 3 года назад
You couldn't physically damage your child. So you emotionally damage your child
@humanityfirst2549
@humanityfirst2549 3 года назад
Funniest woman I have ever watched! She deserve an Oscar.
@lindecarr1982
@lindecarr1982 3 года назад
Wonderful this is real entertainment.
@Icedxylophone
@Icedxylophone 3 года назад
The danes are very bleak line is just perfect
@noor50291
@noor50291 3 года назад
Yeah when I was little, every time I upset my mom she would yell at me and then an hour later or so she would come and say “what if this is the last conversation we ever had how would you feel then?” Never fails to render me into a mess of snot and tears.
@projotce
@projotce 3 года назад
Omfg this is the exact reason I always say a proper goodbye to people every time because my parents would guilt me about leaving the house without them "you don't spend enough time at home, soon our time together will run out"
@firemangan
@firemangan Год назад
That’s guilt tripping and it’s hella toxic.
@marukundesu3529
@marukundesu3529 10 месяцев назад
I’m just finding about Ms Sindhu and this woman is hilarious! Witty and eloquent. How does a Matt Rife have a Netflix special?😅
@cyn238
@cyn238 2 месяца назад
She is good 👏👏👏👏
@prasadrao2895
@prasadrao2895 2 года назад
If there is ever a nobel prize for comedy this girl will be shoo in.
@Flodhesten
@Flodhesten Год назад
Can confirm the danish part, I was raised with Lego as a reward for almost everything. In fairness, that was all I wanted
@nothipbuthipp7634
@nothipbuthipp7634 4 месяца назад
Sindhu Vee is HILARIOUS!!! xxx
@SerBoctor
@SerBoctor 3 года назад
Please please please please post the other Apollo show. I can't find it anyway 😭😭😭
@fejiroohanomah7453
@fejiroohanomah7453 Год назад
The implicating in death, my Nigerian mom!!!!!!!!!!!
@susanmurtagh6385
@susanmurtagh6385 11 месяцев назад
Sindhu is great..she is so funny❤❤❤
@number7417
@number7417 Год назад
She's funny fr and I'm on marathon with her shows lol
@cheesecakechamp7800
@cheesecakechamp7800 3 года назад
Spot on!
@KL-zm3uy
@KL-zm3uy Год назад
Star chart.... I sub. I literally see half the teachers do this....
@dotsphere5263
@dotsphere5263 3 года назад
It's like a toxic relationship which we can't get rid of because we'll be passing on the same toxicity to our children as well.
@liyangajay8621
@liyangajay8621 3 года назад
No wonder us Asians have these specific anxieties cuz our schools didn't care about out mental health 😂
@andreaellis4377
@andreaellis4377 3 года назад
So funny. Need more! 🤣
@emily5902
@emily5902 2 месяца назад
The Yiddish inflected version of this “what, you want that I should die?!” The more intense version of “what am I? Chopped liver?”
@misssmargo
@misssmargo 3 года назад
Love her!!!
@cintalopez-teijeiro5683
@cintalopez-teijeiro5683 6 месяцев назад
Yes, we need your Netflix special. What IS taking them so long?
@edwassermann8368
@edwassermann8368 3 года назад
wow. that was superb!
@ThimmyGeordie
@ThimmyGeordie Год назад
As a Greek kid of the 80s, halfway between both worlds, I can relate to Indian parenting more than the English one :D
@Hmmmmaahhhh
@Hmmmmaahhhh 3 года назад
This was priceless 😂
@falconbuzzard3599
@falconbuzzard3599 3 года назад
Sindhu, you are good - just don’t ever forget it.
@nickieriley3622
@nickieriley3622 3 года назад
When they come home from school with all that info and try and teach you, sit there like ‘yeah,hmm.wow’ 😂
@JorgenAamodt
@JorgenAamodt 3 года назад
This is awesome 🤩
@junaidtipu7340
@junaidtipu7340 3 года назад
'Danes are bleak ' hahahahahaha
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