"Influencer Lawyer" Jeanette "Janet" Braun Smacked Down In Court Replies 

"My million of followers say I am not in the public eye" 🤣🤣

Not just mockery. Vicious mockery, Janet, Lauren, and Benji take 1d4 psychic damage and have disadvantage on their next argument

1:10:20 But I think the biggest reason she questioned whether Janet was actually Lauren's lawyer was because the cease and desist letter was so poorly and unprofessionally written that it didn't seem like it came from an actual lawyer at all. When it first broke, I literally commented "there is no way a real lawyer wrote that." I was _stunned_ when I learned I was wrong.

yesss a Janet update in the middle of the KR pandemonium is just what we need. Some comedic relief with Jan Jan!!!

I think Benji was trying to help someone he thought was friend & now seriously wishes he hadn't. I have a sneaking suspicion he was mislead by his "friend"

Janet's interpretation of the phrase "false copyright claim" differs from most people's in parsing rather than substance. She reads it as "false-copyright claim" while normal people read it as "false copyright-claim"

"When the enemy is making a false movement we must take good care not to interrupt him.” - Napoleon Bonaparte during the Battle of Austerlitz, 1805

"Things shouldn't happen in Illinois" end of sentence - Brought to you by a person happily living in Illinois, where things shouldn't happen

NEVER apologise for an extro long Janet episode.

"Long on pages and short on substance" @ 4:21 I love that!

Love the Terry Pratchett shoutout ❤

Brains v Brauns

This series is my favorite thing to listen to while crocheting, please never apologies for the long videos - I will watch it ALL

Janet's class would have to be Cleric Lawyer. She seems to count on faith for facts. "the assurance of things hoped for, the conviction of things not seen"

Am I the only one who gets Rocky Horror vibes every time Runkle says “Janet.” It makes me smile every time. Xxx

The thumbnails for these updates. 👌👌👌 🤣

It always cracks me up when RU-vidrs apologize for long videos... Are you kidding?!? I love long juicy videos keeping me company while I do other things... Thanks for the free entertainment!

Upon information and belief, 'millions' is a larger number than 13,000. Perhaps Witkop will request judicial notice of that, so Janet can't claim it's a fact under dispute.

All because KC didn't want LTM's protected speech being mistaken for KC's protected speech

If Benjy drops a superchat - can that count as a billable item to the client?

"When brains are too expensive, get Braun - Braun IP Law, LLC." Janet: feel free to use this as a Service Mark. No charge.

A very welcome intersession to the KR trial. Very interested in the KR trial, but a little burnt out on the bs and quite happy to see other pigeon business updates.

1:20:31 "yeah, he's apparently mentioned me in court." Runkle is out here with multiple houses, seeing as he is living rent free in Benji's head.

Runkle, you need to start billing Benji for all the “legal advice” you’ve provided to him so far via videos. We might have to crowdsource his tab at this point😂

Apologizing for doing extra work is about as Canadian as it gets. ;) Lol, thanks for the long ones though, fr. Helps eat through my time at work. 👍

The amount of shade in some of these responses is making my month

Has the judge addressed the discovery issue they will face when it comes to their communications no longer being protected??

When the Court says "asserting....is nonsensical" it is not a good thing.

Do they not get to mention the crazy af cease and desist that Janet and Lauren sent Kitty?

Dear Elf - we LOVE hearing you fillet lawsuits. Please don't worry about how long it goes on. We can always come back later or skip forward to other items.

Perfect timing, I didn't know what to do with myself this afternoon 😂

Janet & Laurens end game doesn't look good. I don't see the upside. Their reputations are shot.

I cackle at your janet thumbnails every single time 😂

Chocolate Salmon is my new favorite phrase.

I looked up the The Amaretto Ranch case. It’s actually a really boring copyright dispute regarding some digital pet files in Second Life.

Okay, before I even watch. I saw the video on my feed and I literally shouted out "Oh! Uncle Runkle has something!" I then froze realizing what I said. Welp! You are Uncle Runkle to me now! lol

Math major here can confirm your math was accurate. 😂

There was for example a situation where many RU-vidrs who made videos on a certain videogame got copyright strikes by the games publisher. In some cases this would have resulted in people losing their RU-vid account as they got multiple strikes at once. The internet got incredibly mad at that big company. Later it turned out that this wasn't them at all, it was a player with a grudge that impersonated them. Things like this happen and being wrongly accused of making false copyright strikes can harm your reputation and possibly result in an attack by an angry internet mob. So someone making sure that they don't accuse the wrong person should be a good thing and in your clients best interest, not something you sue over.

Outside of the girlie’s themselves, you’re literally the ONLY account I watch for updates and trust them with that!!! Can’t wait to get into this video! Thanks for all you do !!!!

The copyright/dmca thing, I think she was thinking of that guy who pretended he owned the copyright for a bunch of unmonetized songs and received money from RU-vid fraudulently. He received $23 million in royalties, but it was more than him just claiming he owned the audio; he forged letters claiming he was the copyright owner. It was beyond just falsely claiming ownership.

Bit of humor: if you've seen the Michael Keaton "BATMAN" movie, Joker's right hand man was Bob the Goon. Bob is really into crime. LOL

You're right about ostriches. The lies must cease! 😂

I hope you get to do your pro-bono law the way you want some day. I think you can make a real difference. So many people are in need because of BS lawsuits and injustices like this.

19:54 "A special little place in my shriveled, little heart" 😂😂 ME too, Runkle, Me too!!!

Love how I wouldn’t have found your channel if it weren’t for Janet and the girlies 😂 & finding out you’re from Edmonton was a trip! I’m from Calgary hahah. Love your channel! ♡

I can't believe this is still going!

The way I ran to this update

I love that this steam is 2 hours. Thanks for doing long form!

I think the vast majority of us are fine with, and even welcome, long videos on topics we're interested in. No need to apologize, we're tuning in for your opinions and explanations and those take time to deliver. 🙂

I don't know how I missed this.😳 In my defense I have been watching the dumpster fire that is the Karen Read trial. Its totally unhinged and I can't look away. 😂😂

Oh this is JUICY! I’ll admit: I DEFINITELY saw Janet getting…ahem…criticised in the courts. Oh GOODY Obviously in my opinion, just my view point etc etc

Yes, we are as weird as you are, and we are here for the ride.

maybe Janet is an Oathbreaker Paladin attorney?

'a very merry sense of regret' would be both an incredibly clever ugly holiday sweater, but also a funny tattoo lollo

Truthfully Runkle i stopped caring about this case i just like the way you explain the case, thanks for keeping up with it.

The way my mouth dropped open when you read the part about the pool fence!! What a jab at Lauren!!!

I have laughed out loud so nany times throughout this! One thing about Janet: she never fails to amyse me. 😂

You explain everything clearly and are quite enjoyable to watch. I love getting notifications when you have a new video uploaded. Thanks

I'll be honest, the Janet and Illuminaughti cases are starting to get jumbled in my head because it's the same tone in both court docs.

Im loving runkles imaginary jobs.... last night kitten kickers and today puppy kickers. 😅

A pair of attorneys willfully & repeatedly misconstruing a hypothetical statement ("if you were not retained to represent Propson...") as an assertion is palpably incompetent ... in the most generous possible interpretation.

"Hi, Benji!" I was on the floor

It is hard to express how much I enjoy your videos. You are very good at educating lay people in the laws of various jurisdictions, the meaning of legal arguments and other judicial issues. I am proud that we have a lawyer like you keeping an eye on justice systems for us.

I remember being concerned that your initial commentary could benefit Benji and Janet by helping them cure the glaring defects in their complaint. I now see that they are either unaware of this channel - unlikely, considering Janet's purported specialty - or incapable of learning.

“You’ve got a right to be mean” 😂

I just want to say I have thoroughly enjoyed this entire case so far, and your commentary on top has been the icing on the cake.

But was Janet meeting with her team at a high-top bar in the middle of a snowstorm? We need to know!

Bob Bobson sounds like he might be a friend of Janet's.

The thumbnail image is PRICELESS

'things so obvious that they can not possibly be argued..' - hah! allow me to introduce you to a Trooper and his ideas of physics lol

Ostriches will put their head down close to the ground as a way to silhouette potential predators against the sky that they couldn't see while standing straight. This behaviour was misinterpreted as then putting their head in the ground when scared.

How fast do I click on these Janet recaps …hhahahahahaha

Tired Runkle rules. This was hilarious 🤣 as well as informative. Keep it up Runkle. Xxx💜💜

I literally fist pumped in joy when I saw how long the video was. I will watch a video about how stupid Janet and Benji are to any length.

"We have a chocolate salmon problem" 🤣🤣🤣

I adore the fact Terry Pratchett gets brought up on so many youtube channels due to his word artistry. And I'm with you on that, Flavorful foot notes are awesome.

Thanks!

Don't worry about the video being long, as you say, it's just you doing this, which we're thankful for. I love the long videos, I hear them like a really long podcast (radioplay, maybe!?😅). I just enjoyed this one as I cooked breakfast.

Ian you got recognized on a plane 😂

Thanks, Ian! 💙

“which dnd class is janet” none the dm booted her for trying to godmode

😂 what's up benji

"You don't put the chocolate with the salmon." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Love the Terry Pratchett foot notes 😂😂

I’ll be on your team, Runkle! Lol I’m a retired teacher, looking for things to keep my mind busy. Thanks for the update!

"I don't want to say it"... The word is competent.

I’m living for the ”chocolate-salmon problem”, I’m going to use it as often as I possibly can 😂

Lol... "Legally Hilarious " merch

50:48 Cue "I fought the law and the law won"

Can't believe I've been watching this thinking you were Mr Beast, what a betrayal.

Idk why "free cake" tickled me so, but I laughed about for a while.

I don’t have to pick a lane if the lanes are chocolate and peanut butter? That may be the best news all week!

I feel like you should probably scare-quote the word lawyer for Braun, too. Is something wrong with me that I would be much more likely to recognize Ian in my grocery store then Mr Beast?

On behalf of Runkle's heart I would like to assert it is not shrivelled due to his acknowledgement of pigeons and their business during his livestreams. The age-old saying goes, "He who regardeth and respecteth the mighty pigeon, their doings and their business, be not of heart so shrivelled but of heart most wholesome."

The second Alzheimer's foundation couldn't remember the first one already existed... for some reason...

Pack a lunch, snacks and dinner! 😊

Perfect timing - I was getting so bored at work!!

Alpaca a lunch then? 😆

I also gave up after the first season of Survivor. My mom said she'd puke if she heard "alliance" again 😂😂

Ok I'm probably the only one who knows about Amaretto Ranch Breedables... lol. It's a virtual animal ranch that creates horses for the game Second Life. And so now I need to look up the case about them 😂