Jeanette claimed earlier that Caffeinated Kitty's actions cost her some potential clients. This makes me think that perhaps these clients just saw the quality of her work and decided they would choose a professional instead.
This letter screams “I went to law school but couldn’t get hired by anyone so I opened my own firm and have no idea how to actually practice law because I have no mentors or anyone to teach me how to do it.” (I was a paralegal for 20 years and trained more than one baby lawyer how to write professional letters + we had forms promulgated over decades for situations just like this.)
This is exactly what I said to my partner when we watched this - 'doesn't she have a paralegal to help her write these things?' It's truly mindboggling, I would not be surprised at this point if it turns out she's some flavour of Frank Abagnale Jr and never passed the bar or something mad like that.
This is just based on my observations in the last few years of knowing people who graduated law school and somehow managed to pass the Ontario bar exam: they'll let anyone in (to law schools) who tick the right boxes in their personal statements and...some people are good at cramming for tests? I guess? The latter part is more difficult for me to figure out. *Minor edit for clarity
@phantomkate6 my ex went to law school (and took 5 times to pass the bar...) and almost went to law school myself, so I know all but the top tier schools in the U.S. aren't necessarily restrictive with who they accept depending on the amount of applicants, and Janet went to one in the bottom 25%, so I don't want to make assumptions but 🤷♀️
@@derp195 those low-ranked schools notoriously teach to the exam and handhold their graduates through the exam process. passing the exam also means nothing about whether that person will actually be a competent, ethical lawyer. its essentially like every other standardized test, just cranked up to 100. it’s more hazing than anything else.
I almost felt bad for her and then she doubled down! So loud, proud, and wrong 😂 then I was thought maybe she could use the welfare check. I also would love to see what a judge has to say about this whole thing 😂 now I see why the girlies lawyer feels really good about this case!
@@glitterstarbeau I meant this particular "Cease and Desist" letter. It's a good example of what not to do if you want to be respected as a lawyer . . . or even as a human being.
It is my opinion she typed this letter out with one hand with a glass of White Zinfandel in the other. My girl friends and I could come up with a better C&D after a bottle. Lol
1. Never contact my client, even publicly on social media. 2. Contact my client publicly to apologize. 3. Remove every post about my client. 4. Do not delete or alter any post about my client (spoliation). These demands are contradictory, and cannot be met. Janet could have used more careful wording to get similar demands (i.e. screenshot, but still remove posts), but alas, she is not known for their careful wording.
The copyright section had me LMFAO and screaming "how the fuck is she a lawyer?", the first headings were bad enough but that one had less legal substance than a blank sheet of paper.
Meanwhile, LauMo is deleting posts. This should be an interesting week. Lockyer, as counsel for LauBrau, has a Wednesday, 01/31/2024 Court-mandated deadline. As of now (11:35 a.m. EST - 01/29/2024), PACER doesn't show any new filings on the case.
As I watched, I'm like "Where's the legal stuff?" This reads far more like an unhinged note of perceived slights an angry neighbor leaves on another neighbor's door after the first neighbor's dog shits on the other neighbor's lawn and they get called out for it.
I have a two year Legal Assistant degree from a local community college. If I had submitted that letter during my coursework, my professor would have gone through a whole box of red pens, lol. I cannot imagine how a 'federal barred attorney' could be so unprofessional and sloppy.
Yeah IANAL, just partially trained as an accountant (if I ever hate myself enough I'll go back in do the last year of the degree), my business law instructor would have thrown the box at us and she was not a violent person. The copyright section had me in stitches with how detached from reality it is.
Yes. I studied at University in Scotland and my Lecturers would not have stood for me handing in sub par work like that. How on earth did she pass a Bar Exam?
Right omg 😂!!! I took a one and a half year paralegal certificate thing and I know this is so juvenile and unprofessional! She looks like an idiot! And ANY of the lawyers those in the defense get?? Are going to probably get her disbarred!! 😂😂😂
The "please dont read if you're spiraling" bit implies Braun thought this cease and desist would be like the letter from Linguine's mother in Ratatouille telling the chef about his father.
I found that so gaslighty & attempting to be manipulative, it almost seems like an abusive partner trying to convince you that you're losing it. And it becomes something Janet can use, so that if Kitti got angry or upset on her vids then Janet could point to it and say "see, I was right to be concerned". All to try and justify the wellness check. And CCing in Kitti's mother is a shitty intimidation tactic.
This brings to mind the time an attorney threatened a frivolous lawsuit against the Cleveland Browns’ stadium and the General Counsel just forwarded the letter to the attorney’s office saying “we wanted to make you aware that some a**hole is signing your name to stupid letters”
Jamie Grayson is a CPST (child passenger safety technician) and has been for almost 20 years. LTM insinuated that he was a predator when she questioned his credentials because he’s a single gay man. He should be suing HER (LTM) for defamation.
When I heard this lawsuit, I looked up about "Lauren" and saw this controversy, I gotta be real... I haven't actually watched these videos, but of the quotes I've seen, I don't see where she said ANYTHING about him being gay. Just criticizing someone who is gay doesn't make you some homophobe. The thing that's crazy about this to me, is I have a lot of sympathy for Lauren in regards to the "controversy" surrounding her.. but the lawsuit seems pointless, brought by incompetents, and the "Wellness check" was just straight up evil.
@@simpsondr12it’s the specific way she ‘criticised’ him, she leaned very heavily on the homophobic belief that gay men are predators without ever explicitly stating it, it’s a dog whistle that when people followed the noise found her other *questionable* beliefs about the queer community
@@simpsondr12 she was in a podcast talking about this, and how Jamie is "in touch with his feminine side" or some such shit. She might not have said anything outright, but the underlying message is VERY clearly homophobic. And the transphobia is provable
@@onceuponamelody Wait til you see the emails over trademark infringement. They are just as bad, and imply you just make a payment to avoid being sued.
I'll take "What is the Streisand effect?" for $500. Jeannette and Lauren are going to be an internet meme and case study on social media and the law. 😂 Imagine being so bothered by a strangers presence...
"A cease and desist should be written to be professional. It should look like, 'I am a lawyer who has all the cards,' not, 'I am a child who is having having a tantrum.' And this comes off as a tantrum... When you have the aces, you don't sit there raging out. You just sit there with a calm, quiet smile and you lay out why the other side is going to lose. And that's not what's going on here. If I was getting a letter like this from a lawyer, I'd be wondering 'What exactly is happening?'" 💯
@@North_West1 It's hard to tell with computers these days. If this were correspondence in 1975, I'm sure it would be easier to discern Janet's competency by her consistent use of crayon..
I just really hope this ends with them getting laughed out of court, Kitty suing the pants off of them and Jeanette getting disbarred. This whole thing is so wildly unprofessional and is clearly harassment.
I would become one of the trolls calling her Janet instead of Janette. Like, “Oh, we’re not on a first-name basis? That’s ok, this isn’t really your first name.” 😂
Jeanette's insistence on referring to herself as a "federal attorney" is just craziness (she is not an Assistant US Attorney or employed by the federal government as a staff attorney - she is merely a private attorney who is admitted to practice in front of one or more federal district courts - and her use of the meaningless term in order to intimidate is grounds for discipline - and she may not be barred anywhere - state or federal - if she continues this nonsense) - maybe she should reach out to the lawyer who cites Plessey v. Ferguson to prove he has an ancestral right to own an M-16 and open a law practice together! They could practice in the personal court of the Canadian lawyer who has gone sov cit.
Exactly!! I practice exclusively in Federal court but do not refer to myself as Federal Attorney in that manner bc I'm not an AUSA, I'm a private atty.
@@FreshStartLawTN My best friend was a AUSA at one time (and is admitted to 9 different federal district courts as a result of that job) and she has never referred to herself as a "federal attorney" although she indicated to me just now that she might start doing that!
😂This is the absolute worst train wreck of a C&D letter. I've read more cogent arguments on bathroom walls. And WTF cc to Mother? I'm simultaneously gobsmacked & thrilled by the amount of incompetence contained in this word salad.
To top it off, iirc, Caffeinated Kitty said that the cc'd person wasn't even her actual mother, it was some random person who happened to have the same name as her mother. Between that and the wellness check calls, it's an intimidation thing. "I know where you live, I know the name(s) of your family" smh...
To quote a recent commercial for a corn tortilla taco shell: "Por que no los dos?" (Why not both?) To be fair, we don't know if CafinatedKitty is or is not unhinged. We only know that Ms. Braun and her client are.
@@jackielinde7568 I've seen a few of her videos, and she does a very good job of playing a slightly unhinged character, and I think you have to be at least a little bit sane to play crazy and be in on the joke. 😅
the only thing i could think of would be calling people anti trans and commiting hate crimes for clicking like on a post is a bit unhinged(if it even happened), but far outweighed by the opposing party and her lawyer
I’m a licensed insurance agent and uh….no. The policyholders duty would begin only if she served them with an actual lawsuit and the company would call her, she needs no policy information. She’s asking for it so that she knows what the policy limits are, which is shady af.
Janette is phishing to see what kind of lawyers she would be facing across the table. Yikes If I were Kitty in this scenario I would just read it live to my audience and give Braun a statement that I will only respond to service.
We had to send our first “cease and desist” this year, it took about a week for us to collect and record all the evidence of malice and directed harassment for every situation to prove beyond a reason that these individuals were trying to be a problem only at a certain time and that our council would have an air tight case. The letter itself was less than a half page.
“Maybe Jeannette is confused and thinks that her client, Lauren the Mortician is dating Caffeinatedkitti…” was too much. I have a tear rolling down my cheek 😂😂😂😂 Ian Runkle the man that you are….
Janet sounds like a hoot at parties (I know it’s Jeanette, but will definitely refer to her as Janet simply because I know it bothers her) Also, “but you are in fact a human” is definitely one of the dumbest things I’ve read in a while
Be careful. That's a crime. And clearly unconstitutional and probably a threat on her life and personal safety and right to worm parties and in violation of USCBA 187.░↨╬Z. She could get all your shoes if you keep that up.
@@20Unbelievable06 every once in a while seeing this whole saga, I feel like asking if we’re in the courtroom right now. The court is all around us all the time 🤣🤣🤣
🤣 Jeanette aka "Janet" Braun!! I'm dying at how that's caught on in the discourse. Glad lawtube is covering the abuse of the copyright and law in general. "You can't sue everyone who doesn't like you." (Doubly so if it's not legally defamation, it's just facts from things you've actually done). It's not against the law to dislike or have negative opinions of someone, and it's wrong to abuse the system in an effort to silence them.
well you can sue everyone you don't like, but it's a road to financial ruin. for a lawyer career ruin. Sanctions for frivolous lawsuits also often include referral to state Bar.
I just rewatched Lindsay Ellis' video about Addison Cain's lawyer, and in her video she gives the lawyer a new name every mention. I believe there is now legal precedent to misname bad faith DMCA lawyers😆
Not to mention abusing law enforcement. Abusing wellness checks. Abusing copy right laws.. they cost her, her monetized meta account. Which cost her her income. I mean it seems to me they could really flip this lawsuit. The “stalking” and harassment. Off one interaction they found her damn address! That can’t be legal dude! The lawyer even doxxed kitti. . Kitti made ONE video about people confusing her with Lauren, proving she spoke & use the bettle juice call & wasn’t copying Lauren in NOVEMBER. All this is over one video proving Lauren was copying KITTI demeanor. I mean it seems like kitti has a nice ACTUAL lawsuit on her hands. Hope she counter sues.
it’s pretty low everywhere, tbh. the bar exam does almost nothing to assess someone’s actual ability to be a good lawyer. it’s like any standardized test, essentially. its hazing.
Now totally invested in this lawsuit for all the wrong reasons 😬😂😬. I don’t have any idea who Kitty or any of these people are, but I’m on Team Kitty 🐱.
I'm not on TikTok so hadn't heard of Lauren, Janet, Kitti or Bekah before this all started and hadn't been watching Do We Know Them for very long before they started covering it and were then also involved.
RUNKLE! 😂🤣 Your deadpan delivery reading this unhinged document, has me in stitches. Someone should send for a wellness check for this “lawyer” quickly!
I'm kind of living for the fact that a bunch of people air out their dirty laundry very publicly on social media...then lawtube swoops in, explains the legal aspects of it...which is like a sophisticated drama channel. I learn so much from you Runkle!! Thanks so much for these awesome videos. Have a wonderful new year.
I had heard rumblings of this drama but didn’t pay attention. Now that I know it all started with car seat safety…. I’m invested! I was a certified technician and people like her spreading misinformation is infuriating to any technician! All car seats that have been tested and approved for sale in Canada (Transport Canada) and in the USA (NHTSA) are sage and legal. The safest car seat is the one a parent can instal correctly and use correctly each and every time!
And the countdown to the C&D to you has now begun. “You must immediately stop being mean to me by being sensible and using common sense. We all know that the Internet knows nothing of these things! If you don’t stop, I will hold my breath until you do!”
@@TheCarolinaAshbeing Canadian might save Runkle from a C&D though, that’s what has been speculated to be the case for UK creators covering this. But who knows
I wish more lawyers would react this. Lauren and her lawyer are Karens who need to stop! Do you think Jeanette could get disbarred for her incompetence and constant cease and desist claims? I hope so!
The veiled threat of criminal complaint is worth a complaint to the bar. It's not that Braun seems to be incompetent, or sending letters to multiple recipients. There would need to be a complaint filed. Akilah Hughes should have filed a complaint to the bar against her first lawyer, this is in the same wheelhouse as that notice.
If that’s the case I hope at the very least EBD tells her to get a new lawyer. Well maybe not cause I think Jen is wrong and would love her suit to go down the toilet… never mind. Keep Janet, Jen… keep her.
Is Miss Janet (no I will not stop calling her Janet) aware that claiming to be a demon is not illegal? Anymore than saying I'm a chubacabra and am going to do chubacabra things? We don't legislate over fictional/unproven concepts, my dear Janet.
i loved that janet esq. thought she served there. "um, you said you were a spooky monster. well, news flash - you're NOT." got her! another day, another win, miss brown.
I'm not a lawyer, no formal education on the law. When I read this letter the first time, my impression was this is a 15yr old who didn't get their way, pretending to be a lawyer to bully the person they don't like. "A real lawyer would never send this unprofessional gobilty goop"... I was flabbergasted when I realized this came from an actual attorney. This letter contains a lot of projection (you think you're above the law, you don't know what you think you know, you're wrong, you're harassing, etc). Jeanette is damaging her own reputation; perhaps she should sue herself because she's blowing her own career up for the whole world to see. I just don't understand how any attorney can be this ill-advised on the law.
Everything I’ve seen from Janet’s legal filings makes me wonder who is dumb enough to hire her as an attorney… I wouldn’t be paid to hire her… She comes across as a sovereign citizen level of legal knowledge, while also seeming at least bordering on corruption…
My guess is other lawyers who are actually ethical told them no and that that's not how the law works. Miss Janet is the one who agreed to bully on their behalf. Those people then recommended her. I also know some people just hired her to help put in trademark stuff etc. but she can still say they're a client which makes her sound more capable than she actually is.
The part that is really scary is that the defamation suit that she has against Kitty Bekah & DWKT she actually found a lawyer willing to file that on her behalf so in that case Janet and Lauren are co-defendants not lawyer and client. Interesting what that does to privilege etc.
The thing about getting a lawyer is that they can and do say “thanks, but no thanks” if you have a weak case; let alone an insane non-case I think she was probably rejected by anyone good enough to turn down work, and/or found the cheapest lawyer she could find.
Given that this looks like something I wouldve written when I was 18 to scare someone, yeah I agree. (No I did not write fake legal documents at any age, I know to get a lawyer to write real ones)
My question after reading this is whether there's anything in this letter *besides* what looks like very poor and immature LARPing as an attorney, or if it's written by an actual attorney, a product of some altered mental state, or an influence of substances.
Sidenote: I'd suggest looking up what Rittenhouse has done post-trial. Like people who say the verdict was right are one thing, but anyone who *likes* him after what he's done since then is absolutely a crappy person.
And shows everything a potential client needs to know about her ability, ethics and style. What a backfire. Oh, is that called a self-own these days... 😂
"If this letter is too upsetting, better continue reading with emotional support 🥺I already put your mommy here for you 🥺" the audacity of this woman. New life goal is getting a lawyer to demand I explain worm parties, though
This proves to me that Jeanette isn't well or in a centered rational state of mind. It even makes me wonder if Ms Braun is a real lawyer.Or cares about staying one. This is weird.
I am thoroughly convinced that Chat GPT could have made a better and more reliable C&D, solely based on it likely understands the law better than JeAnEtTe.
I think one of the best parts of this is that her “mom” that got sent the c and d, IS NOT CK’S MOM😂😂😂. she sent all her personal info to some random person.
That was actually the anonymous person who also got a cease and desist who had it CCed to a random stranger in lieu of her mother. (The person who got a c&d after sending an email to Lauren). Kitti’s c&d was actually sent to her mother’s correct email address
My name actually is Janet and I just gotta say, I don't know why, but I find this whole Jeanette/Janet thing being used just to infuriate her HILARIOUS! 🤣 😂 I'm kind of hoping she makes an unhinged public post about at some point. 😈 Of course, I also don't bother to correct people who call me by the wrong name as long as I can tell they're talking to me, so maybe I'm just an odd duck... 🤪
Yep and Paige's latest video she said that they are going to sue. Not sure if it is Janet and Jen or if it is just Jen but it was pretty unhinged what Janet sent Paige's mum too.
She just tries to scare people, because most of us fear legal fees and all that stuff, so she uses her "power" to scare people into doing what she wants, that's a horrible trait some attorneys have.
Really appreciated you offering an example of a good C&D. I really enjoyed you going through that. Love your vids as they make legal issues way more accessible!
Also, I just wanna say that I am happy some real lawyers are finally covering this. I am glad that Janet is finally being called out and is going to show her ass in court. She needs to be done.😊
Ironically, the email that is purported to be blackmail is a better cease and desist letter than the "cease and desist" letter. I would immediately release a video of myself and a random character named Janet playing Twister in a giant mud puddle, with Janet losing miserably, of course.
If I got this letter, I would assume someone was falsely claiming to be the lawyer in question as an intimidation tactic. I would lose my mind upon finding out this wasn’t fake in the slightest.
I know this is about Jeanette, but holy crap they’re finally doing something about that gas station near the Detroit airport!? It’s widely known around here that you avoid that station as much as humanly possible because they overcharge like crazy.
To quote Justin McElroy: "The first amendment protects you from the government not the Justin." It's insane that an actual lawyer is getting this wrong
Jeanette is clearly trying to triumph in a battle of wits and using her law degree to assert her dominance. I hope that a judge gets to provide comment on how bad this letter is. Unreal.
I know going to court cost money on both sides …. BUT I would LOVE to see a judge’s reaction to not only this “lawyer” but the whole sh*t bucket of lies and manipulation.
We can but hope that all involved against this stupid, alleged lawyer sue. I think Paige Christie’s family are going to. Kitti and Jaime definitely should. He was slandered IMO by Lauren.
The only reason I can think to send a cease and desist like this is if you're a computer hacker and you've just compromised Jeanette Braun's work email.
The fact that it's a week later and the video is still up is promising considering they've been copyright striking anyone who even thinks about saying her name. Ms. Umbridge fancies herself to be Voldemort now apparently.
@@chzybean well, as we can see with CC suarez, it looks like youtube has janet’s number and is pretty quickly rejecting any copyright claims she does submit, even before the creator knows about it. I wouldn’t be shocked if janet has tried to go after runkle, but she’s just been smacked down:
@@jilliansmaniotto2326 That is incredibly encouraging. I hope between RU-vid and all the individual creators she's harmed, there will be enough to shut her down and restore peace to these folks.
This is someone who should only be allowed supervised access to a dictionary, but nevertheless encouraged to read a dictionary, but only under supervision from a qualified person who is in a centered and rational state of mind. How they became a lawyer transcends rational explanation. edited: original comment had redundant phrasing
Running your word processing software with all the 'safeties' turned off is just a waste of money. I get it, I don't like those squiggly lines either, but they are there for a reason.
Is it just me, or does it sound like the attorney maybe wasn't sober when she wrote that letter and fired it off? The whole thing sounds like something you'd send your ex at 3 AM.
Ma’am … MA’AM … trigger warnings don’t go in C&D letters. Somebody should send this to EDB, I’m sure she could use the therapy of some Runkle snark after the JH plea
There is allegations / theories that Janet may be associated with a businesswoman who is actively partnered with EDB. She may get stuck in the midst and not be able to cover it, it’s been theorized.
Edb hasn't covered it yet because Jeanette is the lawyer for Gerard cosmetics. The founder of GC is using a photo of paige Christie's dead aunt and when the family begged her to remove, she hired Janet to sue them claiming gc owned copywrite over the image. It isn't alleged, it's confirmed, paige Christie's is a RU-vidr and has shared receipts over and over again. Gonna be honest, I'll be disappointed if EDB continues to partner with that company. They seem to be horrific people.
it’s about what your legal rights are. a demand letter is (presumably) based upon the person doing demanding requesting recompense that they are (hopefully/potentially) legally entitled to - eg, you hit my car, I have a right to get damages from you if I prove you were negligent, so give me those damages now. in blackmail, you’re demanding money you have no potential legal right to - eg, I found out you’re cheating on your spouse, pay me money to keep it quiet even though your cheating didn’t impact any of my rights.
In the case of the gas station its always possible that the traffic and rapid need for refills is actually causing the fuel supply company higher expense to load the tanks and could legitimately cause the prices to be higher. Increased land rent is also completely plausible. A cease and desist is used to cause others to bring materials out that would otherwise be unavailable in a situation of resolution as well as warn a party(s) that they are not only violating but the "find out" is coming. It is considered due diligence in many states in the US. The problem with this case is this "C&D" letter can be seen as a pattern of harassment along with the two _illegal_ calls to the police for wellness checks. This letter can literally face a countersuit for damages.
Kitti should do what the Cleveland Browns did in the 70s when they were sent a ridiculous letter. They responded by sending the attorney a copy of the letter and told him that some asshole is signing his name to stupid letters