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okay so.. when i was in 4 or 3rd grade. I had a huge crush on this kid in my class. And so there was a sleepover happening at school so me and my cousins decided to go. When we played a few games, watched a movie, etc. It was time for bed for all the kids. Then me and my cousins were all laying down on a mattress about to sleep then my cousin said “I don’t feel like sleeping right here”. Then as you know it my crush switches spots with him. He ended up sleeping beside me. Then as we talked, I said i was gonna go to bed then they all said they were too. As I was “fake sleeping” for a while, I felt a finger touch my back (btw my crush was behind me) then I felt a few pokes. Then kept touching my back until a few minutes passed and he passed out. i was so scared.
I'll share mine here. :,) ~3 Days after my 10th birthday~ Mom : "We can't tell her, we can't..." Dad : "We'll have to eventually, or she'll find out herself." Mom : "How are we gonna tell her that her twin brother didn't make it-?!" Dad : "We'll tell her when she is older." The conversation continued on for a bit. My dad went to bed, and my mother realized I was awake, cried, and said "I'm so sorry baby..."
I have a story like this. At the 70th anniversary of my grandma, sleeping in the same bed as my cousin (which is my favorite cousin). I pretended to sleep as it helps me to really sleep. He walked to my side of the bed, crouched and started looking inside of my bag with all my stuff and money in. I said "what are you doing?" he said something that I'll never understand why he said it: "just passing under the bed" and then he started lay down and crawled under the bed, and started sleeping 10 minutes later. It took me an hour to sleep because of suspecting he wanted to steal my money.
My immediate family used to talk shit about me in the morning every time when I was already up and pretended to still be asleep so they wouldn’t bother me.
I was sleeping at a school bus once and then suddenly i heard my friend next to me say i looked cute sleeping & his friend agreed with him. Ngl that was really nice to hear & made my heart flutter so i took a little peek. They went like shit i was awake but then i just pretended that i didn't hear anything & went back to sleep🤪
Here’s mine: I was trying to sleep and then my parents walked in so I pretended to sleep. Normally my parents don’t come in my room unless there putting my clothes in there,so I was eaves dropping a bit.My mam put something on my chair and my dad walked in and started talking about how much of a pig I am and how I should lose weight cause apparently I’m fat.I was underweight for a ten year old then and going through a lot in school-it killed me. My parents still don’t know about this. Another one: Christmas Eve so obviously I couldn’t sleep my parents walked in and started asking each other where to put the presents...that was how I found out Santa wasn’t real. I was 7 years old.
Nope xD I’m always sleeping on the couch and my dad is always carrying me in my bed and after I wake up and I’m like *SH*T WHY DID HE?! THE COUCH WAS SO COMFY*
”I felt like i was gonna ruin it so i helped him get laid by pretending to be asleep” BRO 100 :Edit why did I get this many likes xD thanks so much :edit 2 spelling
Here's a cute one.- At 17 years old I got kicked out of my house. I had nowhere to go. I texted the only person I thought would give me a place to crash. He drove over, picked me up, and brought me to his apartment. I had been crying for a solid 2 or 3 hours, and I was exhausted. I fell asleep on his bed, as he had said he would sleep on the couch. I woke up to him beside me while watching netflix or something(I don't really remember that detail.) I heard him pause the video and sigh heavily. I shut my eyes as he leaned over, probably checking if I was awake. I heard him whisper," You're so beautiful. My God, you're gorgeous, funny, and so smart. I just hope that one day you'll give me a chance to show you that I can be good to you." This continued for a minute more before he turned back to his laptop. We get married in May.
earl burns at some time in everyone’s life one must learn how to be an especially greasy 3rd wheel. This goes for hanging around and being the wheel and also rolling away smoothly when the time of awkwardness begins
Heres mine: It was Christmas Eve. I wasnt pretending to sleep, but I was falling asleep, when I overheard my then boyfriend whispering with my mom (who is too damn loud for her own good lol). She "whispers" "oh *insert boyfriend's name* its beautiful! Are you nervous?" And that was when I knew he was going to propose. Sure enough, Christmas morning I'm in the bathroom trying to use cold water to shake off the nerves of what was to come. He did beautifully, its was so sweet, and he cried the whole question. I do wish it had been more of a surprise, but I was honestly too thrilled he was finally asking lmao. We're getting married next this upcoming May. I'm scared and beyond excited 😅. Edit: No, he doesn't know that I knew. I'll take that to my grave 😅
@String Cheese lmfao this actually made cry laughing. What makes it even funnier, is my mom is a milf. So much so I would never bring over guys to my house 🤣. Thankfully, the idea of my mother is pretty repulsing to him. One day I made a dirty joke about my mom and he literally gagged. Only time I think I've ever been happy I look nothing like her 🤣
I was asleep at a party. Two friends that had been crushing on each other for about a year came into the room and started to make out. It started to get hot and heavy. I had a few thoughts, “oh my god! Finally! I’m so happy for them” “Wait, are they gonna have sex, oh no.” “Wait, she is a lot more drunk than he is” “Oh god no, I don’t know what to do!” A few minutes into their encounter I think before anything goes to the next level he says “I think you’re a bit to drunk, I don’t wanna take advantage of you”. She says “Yeah, I’m to drunk for this. We should stop” I say “Same” The silence in the room before we all broke out laughing felt like forever. I’ll never live down having to explain that I didn’t want to be a c*ck block but at the same time didn’t want to be in that situation. She was really grateful I spoke up in the end.
I was 15 and in my first real relationship and we had been together for about a year. I had fallen asleep briefly, but woke up. He didn't know I had woken up yet and I overheard him with my best friend. He was pouring his heart out to her and tell her how lucky he was to have me and was so afraid that I would eventually leave him. Just listening to him and her both talk about how I was such an important person in their lives. At 15 years old, it was the best feeling ever, because I was so in love with him as well. Sadly, our relationship ended because of addiction. I tried to help him through it, but I couldn't watch him continuously kill himself any longer. Happy ending though, he did eventually sober up and is doing well. While we never got back together and both of us are happily married, I will always have that memory.
"When i attempted suicide at 13"... Sooo we're all just gonna ignore this?? Okay. Edit: bruh , my phone stops working for a few months and this comment blows up. I was only surprised because I didn't see any other comments about it.
Lol this cracked me up. I enjoy it too. The listening, not the voyeurism. It’s a very good way to find out the truth about people and the universe in general
tip: if you're wearing headphones keep them on silent and nod your head to the (fake ) jam. the people having a conversation in the same room will think you're not listening, and you will hear everything they say.
I once pretended to sleep at a sleepover, they started talking about me. One of them said she wished i wouldn’t habe been invited and that she actually doesn’t even like me, every one agreed with her... even my best friend. I then stood up, took my bag and left with no words.
My bf at the time whispered "I love you", thinking I was asleep. Might not seem like a big deal except it was the first time he'd ever said it to me. If he'd been cuddling me a little closer he'd have felt my heartrate accelerate, as I loved him too but was too shy to say. He tried it again when I was clearly awake and I pretended to be surprised and overjoyed, but I knew. :)
a couple months ago my bf at the time and i spent the night together in the back of his car. we both fell asleep and i woke up the next morning to him rubbing my back, running his hands through my hair, and kissing me on the forehead. i pretended to be asleep so he would keep doing it and it was literally the cutest thing every
The most interesting thing I heard when I was *almost* asleep was my motherly friend comparing me to a caterpillar after accidentally stumbling over my sleeping bag.
I was pretending to be asleep when my husband had some friends over. I could hear them talking clearly since the walls aren't thick. I heard: Guy1: "So is the pregnancy killing the mood for you?" Guy2: "Ooh shoot yeah. My wife was a badger when she was pregnant. No cuddling or nothing." Husband: "Nah she's still my beautiful angel. The cravings get freaky but I wouldn't trade her for the world."
Mom (In the hallway): "Where the hell is anon? I'm gonna beat his ass!" Mom (In my room) "Never mind, he's asleep, guess I'll beat 'em later." Me, who was pretending to be asleep: O_O
I was once in a similar situation, where we were 3 people (2 guys and a girl) sharing a relatively small bed after a night out. That shit happened and I tried to ignore it, but I just couldn’t take it at one point and was like “Fuck you guys. I think I’d rather sleep on the fucking floor!”
It wasn't sleep, but one time I was in a (college) class and we weren't really sure if the teacher had dismissed us, he didn't say, so everyone was just kind of standing around waiting for him to come back from the office. I just kind of turned to the guy I sat beside and said "yeah I'm leaving, text me if I miss something" and he was kind of shocked because I was a Good Kid. He asked if I was sure I wasn't going to wait with them and I said "yeah dude I'm hungry, he can call me out next class, I don't care" and he died laughing and just waved as I left.
@@mamaluigi1438 Damn that's facts right thier. It's that same thing with my brother and mother. My brother eats cheetos like cocaine addict sniffs cocaine. He already had to go to the doctor bc his stomach is starting to leak and he had to have surgery. My mom still buys cheetos for him.😤
MY PHAT ASS SELF WOULD HAVE WALKED UP TO THAT DUDE AND WOULD HAVE BEEN LIKE ,"BITCH YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH MY FAMILY YOU GONNA HAVE A FIGHT! 'CAUSE IM NOT DEALIN WITH YO SHIT!!!"
Not talking, but still interesting I was staying round my best friends house and I was half asleep in the living room. I then hear tapping on the floor and I realise it’s her cat, so I relax a bit. About 10 seconds later I hear this super loud MEOW right in my ear. Turns out the cat came and sat next to me and was meowing in my ear. Not the nicest thing to hear at 2am
When I was a kid something like that happened to me as well. We were looking after my uncle's puppy when he was away. It woke me up at like 3-4am, It looked so cute so I couldn't resist and hugged it lol. We slept that way that night, it was so warm and comfortable
I was in love with my best friend and when she'd fall asleep I'd profess my love for her and whisper sweet nothings to her. Turns out she was awake for most of it, I found that out years later. We're together now❤
Here's mine: alright so I let my boyfriend come over like a week or two ago? and we were watching a movie but i feel asleep halfway through on his shoulder. don't know how long I slept before I woke up. he was on a phone call and i didn't want to interrupt so I pretended I was still asleep, waiting until he was done. turns out he's on the phone with his best friend talking about how he wants my boyfriend to come over and play games. my boyfriend then replied "I'm at her place. I can't come over," and I felt bad because I don't want him to feel that way? who knows what his friend says but my boyfriend says, "I'll try coming next time, but not now. I can't wait to see this when I wake up next to her when we are married. This is just a preview." and I tried so hard not to cry holyfuck. but yeah. that happened :(
Pretending to sleep while people hook up mere feet away / hooking up while your roomie “sleeps” is the very essence of living in a college dorm. Then you get so desensitized to it you start to stop caring if people see you doing it. And later, when you’ve wised up, there is shame, lots and lots of shame
I hate that shit. It's so disrespectful. If you ever have sex while someone else is "asleep" just know that other person is always fully aware 😂. My friend tried pulling that shit, I called her out the next morning
Not so much heard as I did read. My dad came to give me a hug goodnight while i was "asleep" and layed next to me. He turned his back and got on his phone and I saw he texted "I love u too" to a woman that was not my mom. I told my mom and it turns out he was cheating. TL;DR I caught my dad cheating before my mom did and let her know.
I'm not completely sure if my father is cheating on my mom but he is all day texting a woamn that i know they use no love emojies just texts and i see that they text in a suspicious way they care for each other a lot that's cheeky for me i don't want to tell my mom because i don't want any trouble and that's going to brake my heart since he was the best dad ever he treat me like a best friend and i don't want this family to brake but i'm 100℅ sure that he doesn't cheat on her cuz he is a religious person not that a lot but still he knows what's good and bad
Emily Hill because they were in love or thought they were in love. Problems do occur during relationships and marriages. People can’t predict the future, so at the moment, they love that person, but their plans and views can conflict with each other. No one knows what will happen in the future. We don’t know if we’ll love one person for the rest of our lives or if we’ll start loving someone else.
Had a sleepover at a girl's house who was a really bad friend. I don't know why I hung out with her, I didn't really have many other friends but anyway. She was older than me by a few years and she had another one of her friends stay over that was her age. I must have been around 12 they were 15-16. The whole night consisted of my "friend" bullying me to seem cool in front of the other girl (she was popular). At some point during the night she started pushing me thinking it was funny and the other girl started filming on her blackberry with a funny voice filter she was telling us to keep it going and fake fight. So we'd push one an other for a bit but then she started actually pushing hard and she smacked my hat off my head. So I got mad, semi picked her up and shoved her over a coffee table. She landed on her bookshelf behind and a ton of stuff fell off and hit her so she got pissed. I later went to bed while they stayed up. I woke up some time later and I hear her snickering with the other girl talking behind my back in the living room. Saying I was a dumb little kid, she's forced to hang out with me etc. (she'd call me to come over) and she was plotting to pee in my face, the rest was mumbles. So she comes into the room, I keep my eyes closed and pretend to sleep & she hovers over my head and pulls her pants down and right as her pants come off I cunt punt her, she faceplants and of course gets pissed off again. She ended up going to bed after we got into a fight, I couldn't fall back asleep so I hang out with the other girl and we ended up becoming friends and ditching the other girl. Other friend was also a dick but it took me 7 years to burn that bridge.
When I was a kid I'd stay up waaay past my bedtime to 'live' in the imaginary world in my head where I was someone else hanging out with the main characters from kids next door. (I now mainly lucid dream because doing this for so long got me in the habit of taking the imaginary world into my sleep, so now normal dreams for me are rare and when they do happen I realize they're dreams so my brain just dreams if nothing but the color black like someone's turned off a tv) But every night my mom came in to check up on me and my sister whom I shared a room with. So I would always fake sleep, and when she was done checking me to make sure I was alive she kissed my forehead. Everytime she did that I grinned. After like a week of this she pulled my dad into the room to show him how I'd smile in my sleep after she kissed my forehead. I later got caught but I still think about how cute that moment was.
Fuck. Same, same everything you say,I'm stuck with this habit, literally i can't stop, I sleep when I'm tired which is evry school day, but sometimes i still imagining whole night and then sleep and wake up after 2-3 hours. I khow that teenager should sleep at least 8-9 hours but I don't feel tired.
I once didn’t really pretend, but we were in the school theatre after watching a movie thingy and I was kinda dozen off, you couldn’t see me from the front room, when I woke up I heard the teachers talking about a problem student and how his dads death fucked him up, but it was well deserved. He’s a nice kid from personal experience, been friends for around 10 years, his dad was an amazing man too. This really chocked me, those teachers were later fired for attempt of getting innocent students expelled
I heard my sisters fiance crying to their roommates because he realized he was gay and didn't want to be mean. Was awkward but kept pretending to sleep.
I was sleeping in my class as usual when I suddenly heard my teacher scolding another student who always skips class or the school all together more than his attendances if he even have any. I guess she either pointed or looked at me because I heard her said: Look at (my name)! Even though this block head would sleep all the time, he has the highest attendance in this class and even kept average scores in most exams ( Except math because I hate math ). You on the hand can’t even last a single day without skipping classes and would always fails every damn exam ! This guy could pass most exams in his sleep so you don’t really have much excuses for failing every topic. I want you to fix this behavior or I will make sure to arrange a meeting with your parents and the principal ! If your parents doesn’t wish to cooperate either, I’ll make sure you’ll get here escorted by the polices !
Same actually it disgusted me so much they also talked about it like nasty stuff in front of me or at night or when they would argue they were saying stuff like "we don't fuck, i hate fucking with you" they thought I was alseep now I never wanna do this in my life thanks parents.
I remember when I was younger and moving to Germany to live with my (now) husband, my family thought I was asleep in my bedroom and proceeded to loudly talk about me in the living room. My door was cracked and they speak loudly. My family said how they couldn’t wait to be rid of me, and how the family never felt right since I was adopted, and how the only thing that sucks would be that I wouldn’t be there to be a caregiver to the older members of the family and how they wouldn’t have my income anymore. In the end they said they couldn’t wait for me to be gone and that they never really liked me, but had me there for the government money while I was growing up. While they were talking, I had put on clothes, packed a suitcase, and lived with a friend until I went to Germany. I told them I heard everything when I was on the way out, and I’d be sure to cut off the electricity since I was the one paying for it since I had JUST turned 18. I called the company to cut the electricity and just went on my way. Now my family messages me telling me to come back almost daily. Dodged a bullet with those people.
Why is everyone having sex with their sleeping friends in the room? Why have I not been taking advantage of this scenario!?! WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE!?!
I'm actually afraid of falling asleep with other ppl around bc of all the times I had, ppl just showed me videos in the morning of them messing with my unconsious body
I remember going to summer camp and waking up duct taped to the top bunk. They showed me pictures of them posing around me while I slept taped to the bed. There was one kid who thought the whole thing was _hilarious_ until they tried it on him. He didn't find it so funny then. I was actually trying to sleep when they did it, so all I heard was a yelp, a bunkbed creaking, and then a fleshy thud against the concrete floor of the cabin. Guy jumped straight off the top bunk. Referred to him as the 'skydiving ginger' for the rest of camp.
Cloak N Dagger I was sleeping over at my cousins house and she had a few friends over, she also had marshmallows. Me being about 10-11 at the time fell asleep way before they did and I woke up to my face being crunchy and sticky. I was confused and washed it off when they showed me the videos/pictures of them smearing melted marshmallows on my face 😅
i pretended i was asleep in the backseat of my friend’s car while he was talking with another of my friends in the front seat, he asked my other friend to take care of me when he leaves for university. he was one of my only friends who knew how deeply depressed i was at that point and hearing him care so much about me really hit me.
As a kid, I heard my aunts saying the grossest jokes I’ve ever heard. I tried not to laugh because I didn’t want them to know I was awake, and that I understood the jokes. Lol
It was a school morning and I had awoke too early, trying to fall asleep I heard my mom on the phone say "I don't know how we'll tell her..." My heart instantly stopped as I knew, I just knew. She then continued to say "..(our dog's name) died.." I didn't go to school that day.
My dad on my 17th bday, said "celebrating your bday?, what are you 5?" And he said "happy bday champ" and kissed me while i was pretending to sleep after playing phone at 2 am
I was half asleep and I heard my mum telling my sister that she thinks I'm stupid. I just said : "You guys do realize that I can hear you" The look on their faces was priceless, but it did hurt a lot.
Heres a story; So it was recess as usual after recess it was math (this was when I was grade 2) And I pretended to sleep cuz I hate math and my classmate said "Teacher should I wake him up? its time for math. Teacher replied with "Hes already smart let him rest" I felt so happy.
I was fake sleeping and my dad sleeps in the next room so I can hear everything he says. So while I was fake sleeping my dad was screaming and crying. I later found out that he was crying and screaming because my mom had died.
That's really sad dude, but your mom already died, just keep doing what you are doing even if you miss her sometimes, because having someone who gave birth to you and died taking care of you expects you to be succesful. So take advantage of life if you see an opportunity
I did fall asleep but woke up but faked that I was still asleep (I was asleep on my bf's lap) he grabbed my hand and placed a few kisses on the back of it and softly said 'I love you' to me MY HEART
I was at this sleepover last year with good friends, but I still had very very strong trust issues and would go complete "survival mode" when sleeping anywhere else but home (even though I felt safe with everyone in the room). So I would barely sleep at night, sit in a corner of the room and go on and off sleep for the whole night. And at some point in the morning, the girl who was hosting us woke up, saw me sitting in my corner all wrapped up in my hoodie, and put a blanket over me. I was conscious and it just gave me the best feeling in the world. I was pretty near rock bottom in my life, we all were tbh, and just feeling cared for... anyway, I always wanted to thank her but never had the courage to do it, and now because of some shit (almost entirely my fault) I will surely never have the occasion to do so. Will never forget it though. Axelle, if you read this...
I once heard my dad yell at my mom ,”HOW COULD YOU??!!” And then my mom crying. Turns out, my mom had been in a relationship with someone recently, and they had posted it in Facebook. Dad wasn’t home in the morning. I knew what happened, but I still asked, “where’s dad?” “He’s getting milk from the store”
One time after drinking with friends, we were all sitting around in bed and I got sleepy and passed out in my friend's lap. When I woke up, I heard him saying "I will protect this one forever". Honestly it was so sweet that I pretended to be asleep just so he won't get embarrased
I remember when I was trying to fall asleep in class(it was the end of the year and I had all my work done for the day anyway) and I overheard this one girl say “omg *my name* looks so adorable when she’s asleep” and that same girl proceeded to get people in the class to look at me. I ended up opening my eyes to see like 3 people looking at my which honestly seems a bit creepy now that I think about it 😂😂
My mom is a labour and delivery nurse at Baylor hospital. She had a still birth with my brother at 37 weeks and didn’t want to see him when the opportunity presented itself. I was in the car one night with my siblings and we were all asleep. I was the only one pretending. My parents were talking and my dad asked my mom about her day at work. She told him that she went into a patient’s room and she wasn’t there. She heard crying from the bathroom and so she went to see what was up. She walked into the bathroom and saw the woman on the toilet with her baby in a plastic bag. The woman was 16 weeks early and the baby obviously didn’t make it. She told my dad that the situation reminded her of my brother and that one of her biggest regrets is not meeting him. She then started to cry. I love you so much momma and everything’s okay. 💛
I just wanted to share a story: When I was a kid (around 7-9), I would normally wake up 10 or 11 in the morning, but I woke up earlier than usual. I then pretended to sleep since I was too lazy to get up and my mom and her sister (my aunt obviously) was talking about one deep subject. You see, my uncle (which is their brother) was dead, and I didn't know of the reason because they said I was still too young. They first said that he died because he felt dizzy and just died when he fainted. But when I eavesdropped they talked about how he really died. He was trying to protect his date when they were at a restaurant because some burglars and serial killers were there robbing the restaurant, being a good man my uncle was he tried to protected his date asif there's no tomorrow but his date just pushed him down which caused him to trip and left him there and ran away. He got stabbed into his heart until he died. And I'm telling you, I was shook as heck because they were cursing the girl
When I was in 5th grade there was this girl in my class that for some reason never seemed to like me. It just so happened for one of our week long field trips we had to share a room. She still avoided me and would pull faces if we made eye contact but on like the 3rd night we were there I had decided to go to bed first while the other 2 roommates plus the girl stayed up to chat. It usually takes me a while to fall asleep so after about an hour of me just laying with my eyes closed and listening into their conversation I hear the girl say, "She's really cute when she sleeps." I. Was. Shook. Like this girl hates me yet just said that I looked cute!? The other girls had chimed in and ranted about how I was shy but down to earth. For the rest of the trip after that the girl stopped being so mean and actually pulled a smile once and a while.
I was about 10, and this girl and I had a sleepover. I pretended to fall asleep, and since she thought I was asleep she started kissing me Another time I faked sleep was when I was 9 or so, and I had a sleepover with my mate. He thought I was sleeping so he decided to do push ups, then he kissed his biceps and I revealed myself as being awake It was pretty funny
Waking up after a party to hear your friends talk to your brother about how you have issues and need to stop drinking at age 15 is a wakeup call and a half
"People who have pretended to fall asleep, what is something you heard?" Well, I've heard that my parent(s) were saying that they wanted to get rid of me at age 4 (I was 6) to an adoption.. And that they are saying I was a mistake and they hate me.. So yeah, there's that for ya
I was at a camp as a teenager with a bunch of my dads friends, my dad was sleeping but I overheard one of my dads friends, a training officer for the RCMP to a cadet “you’re 21 and going to be in the rcmp you can’t be dating a 15 year old”.
I'm a bit of a lightweight with alcohol so at a small party I layed on the couch with my eyes closed as everything settled down. I heard my brother talking to our friend about how much he hates having to take me everywhere with him and that my parents buy his gas in exchange for getting me out of the house. He was sitting right next me.
I remember once my family went to go to a restaurant, includeing my, my sister, my brother, my mom, and my dad. It was really late and my sister fell asleep and I was kinda sleepy too so I decided to close my eyes and rest. (We were in the car on the way back home) I was awake, just resting with my eyes closed and I heard my mom say to my brother "your the favriote, you have always been the favriote". I've never had my self confidence drop that los
