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Obscenity on the Coast - Monttea chilensis & Copiapoa gigantea. Cameo by Dennis Farina. 

Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't
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@ryanheard
@ryanheard 2 года назад
Your constant barrage of attacks on cactus people is 1) true, 2) hilarious and 3) wounds me deeply.
@ericslaimshow
@ericslaimshow 4 года назад
I've learned more with your videos than I did with 12 years of public education, for that I thank you! Keep pushing on
@thebassassin5507
@thebassassin5507 3 года назад
A copiapoa expert name bob barth came through and talked at the Austin succulent society and he has been measuring a single copiapoa cinera since the late 70s and said that in all those years it hadn’t put out a single cm of growth. The plant was 3 ft tall and 2 ft wide. He guessed that that single specimen was around the 1700 to 2000 yr old mark.
@treering8228
@treering8228 4 года назад
20 yrs ago I moved to Alaska to get away from humanity, I don’t even live in a municipality. I bought every book I could find on plants and berries my first year. I can’t tell you how much someone with your interests impress me. Myself, I can’t go anywhere without bringing home rocks and seeds.
@connorfoley8114
@connorfoley8114 4 года назад
Tree Ring Your internet mustn’t be that fast, is it?
@treering8228
@treering8228 4 года назад
Connor Foley, barely connected. But I am 200 mi from a traffic light!
@aboz8649
@aboz8649 4 года назад
Wow, that’s otherworldly For me at least idk man I’m balls deep in this matrix Anyways have a good day gfy
@kirkjohnson9353
@kirkjohnson9353 4 года назад
I'm still chuckling about the last video comment " The ground is really warm up here. You ever feel like just laying down and giving up?" Hhahahahaha
@thomaskahler3940
@thomaskahler3940 4 года назад
Most people barely looks at the desert surrounding, you made it looks like it where flourishing with life. Maybe I should dub your videos in spanish so more people could watch them, promise I won't cut out any swearing. Muchas gracias y saludos cordiales desde Chile 🇨🇱
@injunsun
@injunsun 4 года назад
I know what it is about you now that attracts us fans, beside the cute accent and amazing encyclopedic knowledge you drop. It's your personality, your personal perspective, including broaching politics and socio-economics. You could be a complete slob, and I'd still envy your spousal equivalent.
@demonorse
@demonorse 4 года назад
I love the personal observations on humanity's nonsense.
@TheFuzzieWuzzie
@TheFuzzieWuzzie 4 года назад
demonorse ~ You mean the unvarnished truth?
@demonorse
@demonorse 4 года назад
@@TheFuzzieWuzzie I agree it's the truth, but truth and facts have become subjective lately. These are strange days we're living in.
@robertkatekaru887
@robertkatekaru887 4 года назад
A beautiful environment and love the cacti landscape. Thanks for video experience.
@gb4670
@gb4670 4 года назад
miles of coastline and not one condo or hotel... beautiful. Love your videos, thank you.
@calamagrostis88
@calamagrostis88 4 года назад
I love the way you make these without any focus on humans, unlike selfies, you do not show your face, your fellow plant nuts who are are scrambling on the talus, it is all about the plants and their structures.
@larryclark1518
@larryclark1518 4 года назад
I’m glad you didn’t take any unnecessary chances on those sketchy slopes. Cause, how ya gonna make more videos if you’re in the hospital with a broken ass. Looking forward to the next video from you already. Wonderful knowledge you are imparting with each one.
@elliotw5918
@elliotw5918 4 года назад
Cut down the trees, put up a parking lot.. yeah, I always noticed when I fly how much humanity looks like fungus growing in a petri dish.
@jamescanjuggle
@jamescanjuggle 4 года назад
My God dude your hilarious, seriously I love your plant brain
@Smileyson58
@Smileyson58 4 года назад
The background is absolutely stunning. I’ve never seen the Chilean coast but it’s always interested me. The country is so long and narrow. This vid is extra cool
@thekingoffailure9967
@thekingoffailure9967 2 года назад
You could say that its very very very very very long and thin
@SoozBeez
@SoozBeez 4 года назад
Yes. Susan in Iowa *does* thing donkeys are fantastic and cute. She thinks you're fantastic and cute, too, so if you say they're bad for the plants, she's willing to let you feed a few of them to the pumas.
@demonorse
@demonorse 4 года назад
These are the longest videos I ever watch.
@cgriggsiv
@cgriggsiv 4 года назад
My favorite loudmouth salty insulting botanist
@PhoenixProdLLC
@PhoenixProdLLC 4 года назад
What a beautiful and elegant coastline! The variations of flora and fauna just very interesting and amazing. Thanks so much for sharing your journeys. If it inspires just a few poodle to inspire a few people and so on, to take better care of our home planet and faster than we have. Be safe 👏👏🙋
@CactusCaffeine
@CactusCaffeine 4 года назад
I am learning a lot from your Atacama desert trip. Thank you!
@sydthegoat88
@sydthegoat88 4 года назад
...found a hole in the youtube algorithm with this flora-related obscenity
@dougveganparadisebuilder5808
@dougveganparadisebuilder5808 4 года назад
It's nice to see many with an interest in botany. How many realize that we live in a anti-botanic culture that only appreciates plants for their ornamental but above all economic value. That's why we turned this globe into planet lawns and meadows. If something makes me wanna throw up...
@thedudegrowsfood284
@thedudegrowsfood284 4 года назад
Ahhhh, time for relief.....from da misanthropic/homicidal feelings.
@zorrokitty5666
@zorrokitty5666 4 года назад
Gah, i’ve been waiting for a video all day. I’ve been refreshing ur channel. Thank you for uploading, you keep me sane
@labrador7373
@labrador7373 4 года назад
Could you enable contributions so I can make subtitles for the people of my country?
@CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt
@CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt 4 года назад
How do I do that? I'm a bit unclear as to what you mean but I'd be happy to make this accessible to people who don't understand English, especially when spoken in an obnoxious Chicago dialect.
@labrador7373
@labrador7373 4 года назад
@@CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt There´s an opton to enable it in the creator studio, thanks for all your work man! ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-jiEybiElXgk.html
@420TREES420
@420TREES420 4 года назад
Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't your channel is the best!,
@okiedokie7282
@okiedokie7282 4 года назад
"Dennis Farina" is awesome appropriated as a term!
@okiedokie7282
@okiedokie7282 4 года назад
All I remember about the dude was unsolved mysteries
@katiekane5247
@katiekane5247 4 года назад
Farina is also a name for Cream of Wheat which is, by the way, white so it works more ways than one.
@snuugumz
@snuugumz 4 года назад
Katie Kane Farina is more like MaltO’Meal. My Native pal brings me boxes of it after she hits the tribal foodbank. I love that stuff. Dennis Farina played a lot of made men. I think he was in a short lived series called WISE GUYS, way back when inna 80s.
@charleshopkins3598
@charleshopkins3598 4 года назад
Just roll up some of the nicotina that is dried, eat some Peruvian Torch, and just keep on living in the fun world that we love to hear about as we see some of the most beautiful scenery, that I know I will never get to see first hand. If that Farrina guy comes around, send him back up north. Keep it up, great work, thanks again.
@TheCnicus
@TheCnicus 4 года назад
Just want to thank you for this channel. A cup or two of coffee and 20min of your videos always starts my days off right. Or just whenever i want to get away but can't, i appreciate the escapism.
@Iruparazzo
@Iruparazzo 4 года назад
the nerd voice is killing me, lmfaooo
@TristanJCumpole
@TristanJCumpole 4 года назад
I know right....very Nathan Barnatt :-)
@vicaldama9314
@vicaldama9314 4 года назад
DAD FEELS
@TristanJCumpole
@TristanJCumpole 4 года назад
@@vicaldama9314 *nobones*
@jamescanjuggle
@jamescanjuggle 4 года назад
Best part of the episode for me
@kirkjohnson9353
@kirkjohnson9353 4 года назад
A desert, without lots of sun, bathed in fog, doesn't really get super hot or stay hot when it does. What an interesting place. Amazing.
@catheriner999
@catheriner999 4 года назад
So the cactus extrudes the waxy covering itself to protect against UV damage? Self-made sunscreen. Cool.
@Apache-Adventures
@Apache-Adventures 4 года назад
2 dislikes are from people who stepped on the cacti😂
@jasminewood395
@jasminewood395 4 года назад
Sweet! Just finished the podcast from Xmas, cluck YT and there's a fresh upload ! Oh yea! I think I could have watched about 100 hours of this
@Smileyson58
@Smileyson58 4 года назад
Jasmine Wood he has a podcast?
@jasminewood395
@jasminewood395 4 года назад
@@Smileyson58 you bet, just search it, its in joeblow, general more botantic, I'm here for the botany so I like that but he gets going on some whopper ass rants too. Would love video podcasts
@sock2828
@sock2828 4 года назад
I swear somebody has been reading their Bookchin.
@PenntuckytheCrag
@PenntuckytheCrag 4 года назад
This shit is the best on RU-vid. Thank you and I’m so jealous catch kind a wish I was there
@tedi0us90
@tedi0us90 4 года назад
*aggressively* : "IT'S SO FUZZY"
@TheFuzzieWuzzie
@TheFuzzieWuzzie 4 года назад
Better donkeys than hogs.
@dougalexander7204
@dougalexander7204 4 года назад
Thank you for sharing the view, the knowledge and the smiles.
@rickobrien1583
@rickobrien1583 4 года назад
"A grossly misaligned set of values" Ya think lol
@davidbarts6144
@davidbarts6144 4 года назад
If you're from the SF Bay Area, you should be familiar with Oxalis oregana, a delightful native woodland ground cover common under redwoods.
@muskylemon2310
@muskylemon2310 4 года назад
I thought this was a good episode, but then the last five minutes made it a legendary episode. Thanks for the show and tell!
@Don-Kedik
@Don-Kedik 2 года назад
Dennis Farina is watching this from heaven
@jose810725
@jose810725 4 года назад
I have no fucking idea what im watching but I fucking love this shit!
@jomcete
@jomcete 4 года назад
I cant believe you are here! Are you planning to go to the southern part of Chile? Villarrica, Pucón?
@junglie
@junglie 4 года назад
You couldn't resist sneaking in a porphory could ya.....
@SaraJean85
@SaraJean85 4 года назад
I love it!! U make me laugh my ass off
@DavidRodriguez-jt1ns
@DavidRodriguez-jt1ns 3 года назад
That Chilean coastline looks like another planet, but it's absolutely beautiful, love it!!
@mfrueh8235
@mfrueh8235 4 года назад
I love your videos....I also love Al Scorch and I have seen the old videos when you were together....what a group of cool guys to hang out with.....good on ya both....can you do a video on how ya met.....how your friends...lol
@raphlvlogs271
@raphlvlogs271 4 года назад
How can you managed to memorise so many scientific names?
@carlosgiles6745
@carlosgiles6745 4 года назад
Haven't seen all your video's. Don't know if you documented on Commiphora Myrrha but it'll be interesting if you do. Located in the East!
@thothbaboon
@thothbaboon 4 года назад
I really like both the loasa flowers, thanks for sharing
@972831
@972831 4 года назад
"Nice three-lobed ovary" ...Do you bite your thumb at me, sir?
@penpal141
@penpal141 4 года назад
Got worried about you 😕 glad your back 😊
@kingpopaul
@kingpopaul 4 года назад
Breaking his ass so often requires some healing time.
@Cyriakx
@Cyriakx 3 года назад
Who doesn't love a booyah? Indeed, who doesn't?
@Totalinternalreflection
@Totalinternalreflection 4 года назад
Thanks for taking me to places I’ll never get to see. I really enjoy watching your videos. I was a little put off by your brusk style when I first found your content and although I subscribed to your channel I didn’t swatch much more and your videos got buried by RU-vid until recently and rediscovered you. Over the last few weeks of corona lockdown I’ve been binge watching your content and enjoyed being taken on adventures. You’re a smart guy, you’ve got a lot of valuable insight into myriad topics. Thanks again from England.
@talanigreywolf7110
@talanigreywolf7110 4 года назад
Donkey is actually pretty good, especially spit roasted.
@fouroakfarm
@fouroakfarm 4 года назад
Roasted in its own saliva? You twisted fucks
@TristanJCumpole
@TristanJCumpole 4 года назад
Yeah, but you need a couple of buckets to get access plus they're all teeth like a Jewish princess.
@cactuslove6708
@cactuslove6708 4 года назад
I'd love to see those copiapoas in real life, so beautiful! How old would you estimate some of those bigger species might be?
@danielantoniozd26
@danielantoniozd26 9 месяцев назад
Such a great video. Thank you.
@dbrowne9341
@dbrowne9341 4 года назад
amazing, fascinating as always thank you!!
@mikexibalbafarms4169
@mikexibalbafarms4169 4 года назад
My face hurts from laughing, GFY bye😂
@iangillham9647
@iangillham9647 3 года назад
An old vid I’d not seen. Great stuff!
@juligrlee556
@juligrlee556 4 года назад
I wonder how far the waves come up during heavy storms/tides.
@juligrlee556
@juligrlee556 4 года назад
I've never seen anything like this. Love it.
@stephenspark9358
@stephenspark9358 4 года назад
if you sit really still next to some of the flowers you could get a shot of the humming birds that would be cool
@gepliprl8558
@gepliprl8558 4 года назад
It's just amazing to see them in their natural habitats.
@NobodyWhatsoever
@NobodyWhatsoever 4 года назад
Horse is pretty good. I'd imagine donkey isn't much different in flavor and texture.
@nomdeguerre7265
@nomdeguerre7265 3 года назад
CAM ain't just a part in an internal combustion engine! Crassulacean acid metabolism, one of life's remarkable adaptations!
@mikec1096
@mikec1096 11 месяцев назад
I laughed my ass off soo much I don't even need a Chilean version of the Brazilian butt work out. thanks!
@alohathaxted
@alohathaxted 4 года назад
Donkey is really good eating. Just ask a main land Chinese person. Zimmern ate some on his show. Mmmmmmm, surf shack with grilled donkey on a Portuguese roll and some seal chowder.
@timmyodaley1411
@timmyodaley1411 Год назад
Gracias.....
@mickeythemaltipoo3756
@mickeythemaltipoo3756 4 года назад
@37:00 his real voice comes out
@robertl.fallin7062
@robertl.fallin7062 4 года назад
You done got me to buy a new 4k tv! WOW on you for the beautiful photography .
@occipitalneuralgia2339
@occipitalneuralgia2339 4 года назад
3:06. Those are flint napped shards...pretty cool archeological find. I really love your videos, your humor, mindset and that you are from my town. Saw you on channel eleven too! Keep up the awesome environmental work.
@michaelbecker5995
@michaelbecker5995 2 года назад
Thanks for putting this out there! love your personality n shit!
@glenmorrison8080
@glenmorrison8080 3 года назад
14:55 those leaves look almost like _Arctostaphylos glauca_ leaves. Very cool.
@julinotmylastname1355
@julinotmylastname1355 4 года назад
Highly amusing commentary today. Thanks! My day sucks a little less. :D
@najakwarkle
@najakwarkle 4 года назад
Burros are becoming quite invasive in San Bernadino and Riverside. Crazy how much they can disturb native habitat.
@lucasoneil8997
@lucasoneil8997 4 года назад
Do you think you'd ever travel out to the East/New England area? I'd love to see your take on some of the plant life around where I live!
@tailwheel65
@tailwheel65 4 года назад
You were a bike messenger in NY? Cool.
@Tybold63
@Tybold63 4 года назад
Oh I love this channel and I love plants and this funny dude makes my day everytime i view his videos :D P.S. I would think that donkey meat should be like horse meat which is good stuff! (yes, I have no problem eating horse like some people have which is rather silly but guess it is a cultural thing ).
@GoldChump
@GoldChump 3 года назад
"Grossly misaligned values" .. Couldn't of said it better!!
@mrpieceofwork
@mrpieceofwork 4 года назад
A like for the blurb at roughly 16:00 ... as in, let's not depress ourselves too much - "Just enjoy the fucking plant!"
@HaddockHazard
@HaddockHazard 3 года назад
"Peduncle" never gets old
@CoyoteStatistics
@CoyoteStatistics 3 года назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-uMoPgkbEJf0.html
@RobertBardos
@RobertBardos 3 года назад
You deserve an honorary PHD kick ass learning with ya. GFY!
@weregoat529
@weregoat529 3 года назад
"Take your Cactus to the Beach" by Salty and the Degenerates is now available to buy on minidisc in all branches of HMV and Woolworths.
@brianballa3086
@brianballa3086 4 года назад
heck yes weeeeeeeeeeee . thanks for sharing
@thartwig
@thartwig 4 года назад
"I'm HOOKED! " "on Bromeliads" now thats a shirt with a nice illustration of the bromeliad wit da hooks
@raphlvlogs271
@raphlvlogs271 4 года назад
Would cactus impale themselves as they grow larger and grow more branches?
@rocketpoolpki
@rocketpoolpki 4 года назад
That's my kinda beach...I like the locals, they're like me.
@888fluffy
@888fluffy 3 года назад
Did my overseas module in copiapo. Nice to be back.
@Trund27
@Trund27 3 года назад
5:49 “It’s kinda dainty!”
@koholohan3478
@koholohan3478 4 года назад
Damnit Susan in Iowa.
@BabyShenanigans
@BabyShenanigans 4 года назад
Today I learned there are wild donkeys.
@athomewithmelissa2438
@athomewithmelissa2438 4 года назад
Loved this video. I love Chile. And, Unfortunately,, I th oil nk you're right that.hans are going to turn the world into a parking lot.
@StanTheObserver-lo8rx
@StanTheObserver-lo8rx 4 года назад
That was hostile, sheesh. I wish i could traipse all over the world. But I'm not exactly David Attenborough. Hence,why i'm here .
@PepperGuru
@PepperGuru 4 года назад
Still waiting on you to stumble onto some wild capsicum one of these days.
@__hetz
@__hetz 4 года назад
Hey Donkey! I don't think it's nice, you laughin'. You see, my botanist don't like people laughin'. He gets the crazy idea you're laughin' at him. Now if you apologize, like I know you're going to... I fucking love the pictures of loasaceae Andy and yourself have shared. So beautiful and so cantankerous.
@landobaggins
@landobaggins 4 года назад
Gneiss nice
@deepgardening
@deepgardening 4 года назад
the abrupt coast: when I was hitching south from Peru in '79 some folks I met in the far north of Chile told me they'd grown up with a lovely beach. Then there was a big quake, and the beach was a cliff. The donkeys: they're Equine. I'd assume they taste like pony. Ask a French cook for good recipes.
@jackwood8307
@jackwood8307 4 года назад
Cant believe he left the saucy comments alone at 2:05😂
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