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Already sub with bell on. Now to my comment! Normal heterosexual guy: Yeah nah I'm never going to the bathroom with other guys. I'm allergic to other male genitalia. If that's the only kind of bathroom present I'm just gonna hold it or piss on a tree.
I think this guy is slightly exaggerating it. I don't stand in front of a urinal directly next to another dude if I don't have to. But if I have to it's not really a big deal. I'm slightly more annoyed if I get the little person urinal. I don't really have an answer for why 😂 I just don't want the child's urinal. The worst is actually when you have some old guy groaning and moaning when he's letting it rip. That's always weird and uncomfortable.
@@lucascunningham242exactly what I was gonna say. Plus, if at a packed sports game, you can always yell “stop meat gazing” at the guy next to you. It’s even funnier if the guy is your friend. Always gets a big laugh.
I don't care. I'm a truck driver that looks like a hobo, so I just leak anywhere i want and hop in my truck and drive another 300 miles. In fact, probably already pissed on my truck tire.
I don't, my choice is always either right next to someone to make it awkward if they are the only one there, or just to take the shortest one incase someone vertically challenged come in right after me. Also stare them right in the eyes and assert dominance when you pee.
This is 100% accurate but usually you don't "think" about it, you just instinctively move to the correct spot. Like water taking the shortest route down.
@@Unexplained65 Hello my fellow tall person, we are about same height( I’m a little taller than you tho, I’m 6’5). This is a random question, but do you also suffer from having gigantic feet like me?
@@LindseyDisney they use to have those, but they removed them a decade ago in most bathrooms. Now all we can do it stare at the wall to avoid accidental peeks 😵
The other rule is 100% no talking. Ever. A men's room is silent as the grave. If you do have to communicate something, it is done in silence with a series of head nods and facial expressions.
It’s either that or a complete shit show. I was in New Orleans at Bourbon St bar and there weren’t separate urinals but a single trough. One guy came in, went next to his friend and said “is that all you’re working with?” Everyone else in there started dying laughing
At my church, the ladies room is where all the old ladies gossip and me and my friends talk about how “Helen’s high heels made her skirt WAY too short”
I'm a girl and I agree with y'all, going to the bathroom with others is the worst. I needed to use the bathroom and so some girl I barely know followed me and hovered outside the stall bc "we should go together!!"
@@hassanakhter6120 Ok what? That's just disturbing, I've been right next to other men at the urinal and comparing sizes has never been on my mind, I mostly think about how much better I feel to be emptying my bladder, sometimes I think about the splash from the urinal and sometimes I think about the disgustingness and the nonsense of people not flushing before they leave because anyone can just come by and scoop up their urine and frame them for crimes.
Why do men think they're special? As a woman I would instinctively not go into a stall right next to an occupied stall, if there are other stalls available. Again, just instinct. (Also there's a chance that Dylan Mulvaney could be in there.)
@Fenwick Chick Lucky you have individual stalls. Try doing your biz, standing up, holding your pants up, getting jostled by some random dude(s). Much more enjoyable in winter, with all those extra layers. He didn't mention two other considerations: keep grip side free if possible, and if have to wedge in, try to do it next to narrowest dude(s).
@@alfredo2506 yeah, to simplify that choice I always take a step backwards first. Then it doesn’t matter as much Which way you turn it’s more about Is anyone in your path on one side or the other. 🤗
Yes! Women don't realize that this is what us straight men do. I believe normal gay men respect the urinal rules. If a family member is going pee, you wait for them to finish before you go.
I was using the urinal at a quik trip ... most of them were unoccupied but some foreign dude was standing ten feet behind me, I glared at him and yelled, " Use the others! It's not a line! " He went from impatient to embarrassed but I hope he learned the lesson. I told the idiot to never to do that in a public restroom ever again. He just looked sheepishly at the ground.
Lol this is so true. I usually wait so that I'm not next to anyone, and when someone takes the middle of the three urinals, me and another few guys just stand there awkwardly not knowing what to do.
Yeah it's guy math the worst anxiety a dude can get is if another guy sits in a stall right next to him and it's considered rude if he has other stalls to choose from
Yeah women would think the same thing if they were in the same situation. How many people use self serve machines so they don't have to interact with people? And people will go for ones that aren't close to each other unless they don't have any other option. So it's not just a going to the toilet thing.
I have, like, a comfort bubble around me (dunno how 2 describe it) that I don't like strangers going into. Similarly I would not like to do that to other people.
I did this test a while ago with my wife looking over my shoulder, and she was astounded I could get all the answers right and she didn't even know it's a question.
Not all men. The number of men i have had stand at the urinal right mext to mine, when all the rest are empty, and then start talking to me is insane. I can't fathom how they don't understand that you don't talk to a guy who has his dick in his hand especially when you also have your dick in your hand.
It’s called the “bro code”. You never stand next to another man while pissing unless it’s an emergency or you’re at a ballpark and there’s a thousand guys waiting.
I went to an event one time, forget if it was a ballgame or a concert…but there was a huge line and there wasn’t any urinals, just a big trough to piss in. It was one of the weirdest/worst experiences of my life, cause there were so many people waiting to pee that each position of the trough had a line in the restroom. Shudder.
He forgot to mention that if a guy in front of you walks up to a urinal, that factors into the decision, because he will most likely take longer to finish than anyone next to him.
@@jaidenbrinkI’ll take that over other countries I’ve been to. China has theirs bolted on the floor. Can’t imagine we swap our bathroom format with them, where everyone’s 🍆 is out like knights at the round table. Or someone misses and causes someone to slip.
@d h I didn't even look at the comments. Look at the comments now though. We're all saying the same thing lmao. Destroy your inner Beta, d h. Embrace your inner Sigma, and disregard petty shit nobody cares about king. 👑
Do you mean: "No matter how you jiggle No matter how you dance; The last few drops will always end up Right inside your pants."? If so, there's a solution: "So grab some paperproduct, To give your tip a squeeze. So when you zip you don't end up with urine to your knees."
@@DracoPadilla ah yes. Cause using the word instinct automatically means he copied someone. No way you cared this much that you go out of your way to look for these comments and reply.
There’s a video by Aba & Preach with them commenting on a video by a transman complaining about not knowing how lonely life is for men. She talks about it being normal for women to talk in the rest room. Not so for men…💀💀💀
@@xgamez5698 i mean, women usually pee in those stalls with pre-made, 7 foot walls with doors that has locks. while men are pretty much out in the open with no barriers (if there is, then they would be just 2 feet tall and 7 inches wide; and not touchig the floor)
There’s more to it too, for the last one most guys would actually go to the leftmost option because being right handed you’re less likely to bump someone
wrong, lvl 4 depends on if you are left or right handed. if you are right handed you take the left one, so you can at least shield your trumpet from glances.
I usually just wait for a stall. I will use a urinal, but only if I REALLY have to go. There is no telling what the person standing next to you is in to.
Could be a time delayed situation like a parking spot that's tight because someone else parked awkward because they're forced into that position because of someone ELSE'S bad parking. Or, the #2 guy standing is incredibly lonely on a subconscious level and he automatically gravitates to humans any way he can, and he does this with bathroom stalls too. 😊
