It Came From Tumblr The Movie, The Sixth One | Mega Binge Compilation 

When my sister used to work at Wells Fargo, she'd turn off her phone, so I'd call the bank instead for normal younger sibling things like, "Hey, can you order me a pizza? What's up, I'm lonely. Your cat just followed me into your room and I can't get her out." Stuff like that. It was always so hilarious to hear her pick up the phone at work. Sister: *cheery teller voice* "Hi, you've reached Wells Fargo! My name is Texas, how can I help you today?" Me: "Hey, Tex, what are we thinking for dinner tonight?" Sister: *voice immediately drops an octave* "Dude. Just eat a hot pocket or something, I get off at six tonight." The change was always so instantaneous and contrasting it made me laugh lol

Another thing about Ms. Frizzle, she wore custom earings like, that's a lesbian thing to do.

Anyone else seen all of these hundreds of times already, but is gonna stay anyway bc PM is the only thing holding their sanity together?

18:24 Here's the thing though: most atoms heavier than helium weren't created during the big bang; they were created by nuclear fusion in the cores of massive stars. This actually makes the theory more compelling, since it's more likely that atoms started close together will remain close together.

My friend's dnd character is a goblin bard named Dree, she's the village storyteller and plays the pan flute. She wants to go on the quest for the literal purest reason I kid you not. She wants to be in a real story like the ones that she can tell the children at the village. Meanwhile my character (a dragonborn named Carminum Cantor, Carmen for short) is going for whatever the 18-year-old equivalent of a midlife crisis is

Fun fact: That pocket that was designed for pocket watches is perfect for lighters, especially the short ones, so if you want to carry a lighter or matchbook for survival/tool purposes that would be the best place.

This video just put my baby brother to sleep. We can barely get him to go to sleep even when he wants to. But aperantly he'll sleep to your voice. You are magic

For some reason when it got to the “all odd numbers have e” I thought that it was someone else posting it, some people quoting the original, and others just posting facepalm photos hoping it stops (turns out that only listening to these most of the time just makes them better)

The bee one...I’m crying because I love beekeeping. I’m also laughing because people are so incredibly stupid

I’ve always assumed the 25+25=30 was a typo and the poor soul was on our side all along

Seymour: "enjoy whatever it is that you're doing while listening" Me, inserting real human teeth into my arts project: "I will! Thanks :)"

I was eating a bowl of cereal while watching this and started laughing so hard mid bite I ended up choking and coughing milk and cereal onto the table. I'm crying

Me: One more video before bed! Mom: Ok! But only ONE. Me:

2:29:31 The whole post sounded like the main character snapped because their friends kept trash talking things they liked

Time to neglect my general well-being again

You have never experienced true fear until you fall asleep to this and wake up to a robot screaming at you and everything feels like a fever dream and you can’t understand anything then snap out of it thinking that theres a robot yelling at you

Fun fact, in case anyone thinks that ADHD memes are too relatable, many things have overlapping symptoms. Do not try to self diagnose, but definitely try out any healthy coping tips you see. Petting a pet can really help with many things, whereas coffee, as godly as it is, rarely does 💜

me, a utahn: wait no my theater sold pickles when i worked there me remembering that the chain i worked for was started in texas: ...

It's another binge compilation

be me listening to the entirety of this video walking my dog in the middle of winter wearing nothing but a sweatshirt, gay pants, and combat boots it is almost sunset I am in the field behind my old elementary school that gave me trauma Suddenly opening my arms and laughing at the bat shit insanity of this video then going home to cry over chemistry and geometry while I feed my dog dinner thank you PM for the moment of euphoria

Radom person: “the devil is a northerner” Me: “FINALLY SOMEONE WILL RECOGNIZE US CANADIANS FOR HOW LETHAL WE CAN BE!!!”

26:00 As a Connecticut man I can confirm that, yes the devil is from the north, his name is Ned Lamont but he does somehow win every single time regardless of Johnny beating him.

The bee extractor machine is like this generation's tubby custard post.

"name one time you handled criticism without crying" jokes on you i started suppressing my tears years ago!

me to my sister: someone on tumblr just called satan a himbo her: how dare they talk about rin's father like that!

Why is his john mulaney impression so damn impressive

Imagine getting a 2 hour and 40 minutes binge movie only to replay the bee segments. Funniest shit I've ever seen

I was going to push myself to finish this before sleeping but then I realized I’ve been watching these things for hours and Im laying on the couch at 1 AM before school. PM Seymour is amazing at wasting my time in the fun way, thank you.

**screaming begins again**

Its 4 AM and I turned my tablet off as that's what I was watching this on. I was in about the middle of the video right. Anyway, I turn it off, turn on a light and grab my water to drink when all of a sudden MY TABLET STARTS FUCKING TALKING A I SWEAR THAT SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME AND NOW I HAVE NO WATER WHAT SO EVER.

He asked if Starbucks could have their employees wear doctor masks for Halloween... he got his wish... BUT AT WHAT COST

Thank you so much for making these! I have a pretty irrational fear of falling asleep especially when stressed, and these are SO PERFECT for me to fall asleep, and calm down!

Fun facts with Marsy! Soda is referred to as a soft drink as early some point (1920's ish I think) alcoholic drinks were referred to as 'hard drinks' and non-alcoholic drinks were 'soft drinks'. By this logic, milk is a soft drink. It is not to do with the spiky fizzness but the alcohol content!

I’m currently waiting for the point when pm makes enough mega binge comps to the point that he can make another EX mega binge comp and for him to have enough EX mega binges to make an even bigger comp

"LEE DO YOU YIELD" "YOU SHOT HIM IN THE SIDE YES HE YIELDS"

This is what helps me fall asleep when I’m in a bed that isn’t mine. My parents got me one of the best mattresses you can get and it will last me for a very long time but it is so comfortable to the point that any other bed feels wrong.

If you keep going with this, you'll eventually have a compilation that's a full day long. Imagine it: a full day of listening to the funny, the curious, the weird, and the inescapably wholesome and comforting.

2:29:55 this was the absolute best performance I have ever scene. also the message.... its too good for this world.

When you leave RU-vid you need to combine all of your work into one hyper binge compilation

I was sleeping peacefully while this video was playing in the background. Then 2:29:08 happened...

Next thing we are going to get a movie so long, it would rival Disney *ON ANOTHER LEVEL*

"Elephants think we are cute like puppies!" Ok so, an elephant rampaging through an area filled with humans is the equivalent of an animal abuser who takes their rage out on doggos?

" i wish all my baristas wore plague doctor masks" You got your wish

2:26:28 Bruh, this dude sounds like the demented lovechild of Bossk and Hermaeus Mora.

PM: I want all of my baristas wearing doctor masks Coronavirus: I got you buddy

I am immune to the neck kiss because I am ace and slowly realizing I'm aro

The even/odd argument is the real life version of "I'm at soup"

The entire reason I know about the almighty flesh cloud and use it almost every time I'm drawing a character via digital art medium is because of a P.M. Seymour video

We’re just going to ignore that both men and women or carb-based foods where is the protein

thank you, i am correcting my religous essay when listening, its like a mini break from the jesus

I saw Robot Lobster, Robster, and my impulsive personality forced me to just yell (without anyone around to hear me,) "LOCK ROBSTER!!!" I am disappointed in myself, and yet I must share...

"Now I wanna see all my baristas in doctor's masks" HEY PM SEYMOUR I GOT GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS.

Oh no. *IT'S BACK*

I love watching these Tumblr videos while writing fanfictions, it's very fun.

The live chat is so chaotic I’m here for it.

Imagine not commenting: ""“Minecraft" "ASMR" "pewdiepie" "music" "Fortnite" "markiplier" “RU-vid is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” "Runescape" "World of Warcraft" "Shadowlands" "Dream" "MrBeast" "Warzone" "FaZe Clan" "100 Thieves" "Call of Duty" "Pokemon" "Pokemon cards" "card unboxing" "Charizard" "they don't want you to know" "Flat earth" "round earth" "triangle earth" "the earth is not earth" "what even is earth if not earth omg government is lying to you" "Minecraft" "ASMR" "pewdiepie" "music" "Fortnite" "markiplier" “RU-vid is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” "Runescape" "World of Warcraft" "Shadowlands" "COCK PENIS" "MrBeast" "Warzone" "FaZe Clan" "100 Thieves" "Call of Duty" "Pokemon" "Halo" "Devil may cry" “RU-vid is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” “Cocomelon” “t series” “Minecraft" "ASMR" "pewdiepie" "music" "Fortnite" "markiplier" “RU-vid is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” "Runescape" "World of Warcraft" "Shadowlands" "Dream" "MrBeast" "Warzone" "FaZe Clan" "100 Thieves" "Call of Duty" "Pokemon" "Pokemon cards" "card unboxing" "Charizard" "they don't want you to know" "Flat earth" "round earth" "triangle earth" "the earth is not earth" "what even is earth if not earth omg government is lying to you" "Minecraft" "ASMR" "pewdiepie" "music" "Fortnite" "markiplier" “RU-vid is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” "Runescape" "World of Warcraft" "Shadowlands" "Dream" "MrBeast" "Warzone" "FaZe Clan" "100 Thieves" "Call of Duty" "Pokemon" "Halo" "Devil may cry" “RU-vid is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” “Cocomelon” “t series”

The saga continues.

19:15 Crawdaunt, Eelektross, Trevnant, Cacturne, Shiftry and Haunter or Dusclops And yes, i did write these from memory

28:15 I’m Irish and English (pretty even split) and you’d think they’d cancel each other but they stack.

"J'zargo loves the cream of Skyrim, but it does not love him. On the bright side, it helped J'zargo discover a new Destruction spell."

I literally just sat here for 10 minutes just listen to this 3 seconds 12:59 - 13:02 on repeat

The fact that I’ve heard every single one of these is slightly concerning

I fell asleep with auto play on and woke up to 1:36:50 I’ll let you imagine how that went

n o w r e a d I t

The fic is on ao3 its called "ManorDad let's me drive the Batmobile" by LoosingLetters

2:47 “now I want to see all the baristas in doctor masks” *welp*

When you watch this all the way through in one sitting, PM will narrate your thoughts for a day.

I wanna see how many posts I can recite from memory from just being on tumblr for the past year

the robot voice is like a mix between Flowey, GLaDOS, the robot from treasure planet, and bill cypher.

Ahem, *IT’S A BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGE COMPLETION*

These always knock me out, and I actually stay asleep for once

hey PM if you ever make a seventh one of these I beg you to do a yugioh zexal thing where you go "I ACTIVATE RANK UP MAGIC, THE SEVENTH ONE" or something idk it'd be funny

Ok this helped me with an anxiety attack. Thank you for making funny content.

7:04 I have a best friend who works with bees(she has several hives of her own) and is part of a bee community where shes the Queen Bee, which is kinda like being the leader of the group. And she goes go state fairs. From what I know she treats her bees good and ensures they all survive. Shes really good at it

1:02:00 As someone who played Titania in my school’s production of that play, I would have loved that.

Binge movie 6: THE RECKONING

25:50 the BLRBRBLRBRLRNBRLRBRLBRLRBRBLB noise... I love it... I appreciate it so much.... Thank you for blessing us with that precious bee noise

Hello there I see that i'll be here for a while

.... you do realize that " feel like a man" , is a bastardization of an old norse saying, where, pronouns are assigned, not by sex, but, by introvert / extrovert social approach, the extrovert being the " husband " , and, the introvert being the " wife" . This is why cats are always referred to by the " female" pronoun, and, dogs, by the " male" pronoun. The actual terms for the sexes, being " tom" for male, and " bitch" for female. The actual practice of marriage, being between an extrovert and an introvert. Thus, the term " let them feel like a man" , actually means " let your extrovert feel like there successful deer hunt where they got a foot worm and 14 giant splinter thorns in there ass, is still worth something when your clever accounting just got your house excused from taxes for the year and you figured out how to use the giant, infected grains of rye WITHOUT making you both trip balls in the winter, using a bit of honey in the mayo butter, you use for baking it." THAT'S what the term means. .... : /

YEAHHHHH BOIS

What's great is the fact that I'm: elegant enough to be a vampire due to doing gymnastics and ballet while excelling in academics, jock enough to be a werewolf through boxing, running and swimming on a regular basis aswell as being well know but I'm also enough of a nasty little twat to be a goblin simply because when presented with an opportunity to fuck people over(including myself) or cause bodily harm to others I jump at it. I'm also chaotic and hungry.

Here we go again, huh.

No listen, I watched phineas and ferb so many times in a row as a child that my dad was able to win a trivia contest without even thinking. On his first day Perry gave Heins a BUSINESS CARD with his name. (Also they were best friends and only did it for their jobs k bye)

Holy ShhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Ravioli are often served in a sauce, and, expected to be served in a sauce. Pop tarts arnt served in sauce, nor, commonly expected to be In conclusion; the expectation of eating something that is a stuffed thin crust bread pasty, with a specific type of sauce, is what separates a pop tart, from a ravioli. Pop tarts are not, in fact, ravioli. Stuffed waffles and pancakes, however, are

11:49 Did he ligiterally just say “am I stroking?!” Instead of “am I having a stroke?!” ?

13:22 Yes. Hi. That is me. I am the person who looked at Sol Dudeguy and went "Blorbo." Yes, the Fandom very much exists. It's small. But it's there

woo I can fall asleep watching these again

So, I cannot figure out the massive eel since I can't remember which one of clampearl's evolutions is the eel, the ghost with two floating arms is vague, I cannot for the life of me figure this out but, ninja acorn is seedot 6 foot lobster is crawdaunt cactus that murders people is cacturne the tree possessed by a dead child is trevanent. That's what I know

You know that there is a reason that New Hapshire’s motto is “live free or die”.

Uhm I was uh... I clicked on this video thinking "Man I hope I see some bees in this video." AND I WAS NOT DISAPPOINTED.

tine to have this playing for the next however long while i go about my day

As a New Hampshirite I was so confused by the talk of no maple ice cream. I've never been to an ice cream place that didn't have maple flavor. I was today years old when I learned that that is a New Hampshire thing.

25 min in and I've already died laughing like 20 times, the audio makes these posts soo much better, thank for taking the time to edit and voice them.

13:10 I freaked when I realized Hawkeye would totally be an aro ace and then I started laughing and then choking and I almost died and also now have a cut on my cheek because I was holding a knife and I waved my hands which I do when I'm excited and accidentally slashed it across my cheek. sigh

Hey, I just wanted to say thank you to all of the voice actors who helped PM while he was sick. it was super nice of you, thanks!

1:53:51 ranch is a type of dressing (as in “salad dressing”). It is typically of a low temperature. This post is angry at America for being _correct._

Oh my God this is good but I'm losing my attention span

1:49:52 ... a over sized sweater and or hoodie is the cutie thing a girl could wear especially if its your hoodie like "omg look a the wittle baby in my big hoodie" 🤣

I am now dedicated to stay up at 1 am to catch this-