It only took ONE internet meme... 

11:50 “gay yaoi between two guys” is the most redundant thing i’ve ever heard lmao, we love you coney

I just died at the last one. I was I marching band and I totally understand EXACTLY the energy, and it hit the comedic beat on the head. I cried laughing

The girl’s yaoi was rock and the guy’s TI-84 color calculator furry porn was paper folded in the shape of a gun

I love how Coney realized that calling the TTS bot AI was a bad idea, completely restated that sentence, and the editor chose to taunt him for his mistake by leaving both in

This is easily my favorite series from Coney, such top tier content

That Sweet Caroline story is just a Rhythm Heaven minigame

RIP that kid that learned the slur from GTA and didn't learn for MONTHS it was bad. Those group of dudes that pretended to be Russian but only knew "da" tricking that Romanian dude... he had to be messing with them, right?

That story about the convention guys pretending to be Russian was really funny to me 😂

dude the marching band story is fucking killing me

26:43 so excited for the coney out of context compilation

10:28 I've never seen a kid with absolutely no survival instincts, didn't even need to say you've got candy in the van.

Just goes to show you that I spent too much of my youth on the Internet. When I heard the ""Gamer" stole my bike" story, I didn't immediately think, "Oh no! That kid said the word """gamer""" to a whole lot of people!", it was, """Gamer"" stole my bike" is not from GTA! It's a Punch Out meme!"

17:06 I never noticed Coney's glasses were not real glasses before

the last two stories were GOLD this episode was so good

6:40 When I was much younger I was heavily guarded from the internet to the point where the only and ONLY thing I had access to was Google. At the same time, I enjoyed reading manga and had no way of doing so other than to read them physically (everyone knows that at a young age, you were too embarrassed to ask your parents to buy you manga). So, in desperation, I turned to Google Images and looked up the manga and volume number, which would then load each page in images (obviously in the wrong order), I managed to read like 15 manga this way. I checked a few years later to see if it worked and I swear to god every page I saw in images was in the manga, and I didn't miss a single bit of information reading that way LMAO

legitimately when i heard the last one live, when i heard "okay guys, take it easy, don't kill yourselves", i knew where the punchline was going, but still hearing it was so shocking i started to feel my ears hurt when laughing (that also could be due to the cold i had, or a mix of both)

The comedic timing on the last story was amazing, 10/10

THE CALCULATOR ONE LMAO

Holy shit the last one is the funniest confession ive ever heard LMAOOOOO

This is the most intense second-hand embarrassment I’ve ever gotten from cringe confessional

The more gameshows Coney does, the stronger his Steve Harvey stage gets

That first story is only cringe cause Dad was like, “yes, my high as balls son SHOULD leave the house right now.” At least OP knows Dad sucks as a wingman.

Can’t believe coney made another thumbnail about him and not the stories

My sides were obilerated when I realized what thae "stole my bike" meme is actually referencing lmao EDIT: *that last one completely destroyed me*

Those last 4 stories would easily be in the Bountiful 5 ratings for me. They were way too goddamn funny.

What in the thumbnail?

That last one actually had me in tears

At first I was just feeling bad for the Sweet Caroline dude, but I lost it when I found out he went from the school dance to Taco Bell. Something about that transition is just something else.

I used to not be a fan of cringe confessional considering I was there for the first few poopy streams, but one night when I was incredibly sick and depressed I watched every single episode back to back and now I just often come back to episodes of this series to have a great time. I always love a new episode and I'm so glad I don't really have any stories this bad to tell.

The last story is the funniest shit I've heard all week. Holy fuck.

The dude losing the barista’s number twice in a row is hilariously unfortunate. And I need a conclusion to this.

Sometimes, I pull up youtube to help teach my 5th grade class. This thumbnail popped up and I had a lot of explaining to do. Thanks, coney. Btw, they thought you were the white kid who said it 😮

The last story brought me to tears. I could not breathe for five minutes.

The first story is one of my biggest fears, whenever I do something that could be even somewhat embarrassing out of context I'm worried I'm just hallucinating all of it and the people around me think I'm crazy

Wow, even Coney is confessing in the thumbnail!

I love the one message that starts by saying "it would have been around 2022" as if that isn't less than 2 years ago lmao

My mind broke when Coney reached through his glasses to rub his eye at 11:46 for some reason, I know he doesn't wear glasses but it still broke me.

I never ever in my life would have guessed that Low Tier God's day job was music teacher.

That thumnail MUST mean this episode is gonna be a rollercoaster

The thumbnail and title make it look like this is a video canceling Coney ICANT

by far my favorite coney series. always has me laughing out loud at some points.

These are some of my favorite videos to watch. It's such a great idea for content

I was just rewatching old ones wishing a new one could come out, this is great news!

i always look forward to these thank you very much

The Hollywood Video and the Game Crazy unlocked so much nostalgia.

Unironically, I knew the F-word in _Kindergarten_ and I have only RU-vid to blame for it.

The last one had me dying 😂

These were some great stories

A pirate’s favorite letter is obviously aye aye, captain

24:24 "alfred", in the voice from epic rap battles of history

Thumbnail alone gonna give this video crazy hits

.the gt3 music is bringing memories i didnt know i forgot

Inspiring thumbnail choice this time, king

That last story was one of the best of all time

I said "Oh my god" out loud at 23:04

Last story is so funny, I died because I imagined the band kid as an anime character who would give a thumbs up while saying something like that with a blank expression

these are SO GOOD

This was such a good video haha!

15:38 I don't know why this is in cringe confessional that's actually such a banger joke

23:00 bro had MONTHS to think it through and still ended up doing the same shit 😭

I both rented Joke Books and also scrolled Google images for memes 😂

Thing is, with tournaments in my first experience I lost within 3 rounds so I started to grind fighting games, then next time I went to a tournament I won. (First tournament was pax 2024 tekken 7 and second tournament was a local with 7 ppl. Felt awesome)

That thumbnail is actually diabolical

11:30 i wonder why coney *immediately* went to bara

24:28 The first thing I thought was "Huh? Cole Macgrath?", and thought the story was going to turn out VERY different.

I was expecting someone to bring out THE TRUMPET at the end.

Coney is getting better at this

Best series on RU-vid bar none

i don't think the sub and like thing works if you've already done them but im too lazy to undo them

That last story was actually fucking amazing

wild thumbnail coney

I also open the door to a unlocked empty car, realize it's too fucking empty and realize am looking in the wrong car.

As a youtube frog i will litrally never know if my cringe makes it

26:17 LowTierGod if he was in a marching band:

Best Show on youtube. You Rock Coney.

Oh damn YTMND reference

i did the same thing as one of these stories but im not telling anyone which one

As a Romanian viewer I can confirm

I love these videos

That last story is further proof that band directors are the best people in the world

FELLAS, IT'S CRINGIN' TIME

is it good or bad that when i saw the infamous question my first thought was "hurhurhur cole macgrath hurhurhur" and not what EVERY single other person thought?

oh my god this is the funniest cringe confessional it's just so consistently good and it just keeps ramping up and up

I wish I could tell you it worked....but I honestly don't even know what should be happening.

Ah what great timing, I just got lunch!

Awesome thumbnail Coney

13:00 slenderman costume lol

Coney said WHAT?

MY FAVORITE CONEY CONTENT LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

My infamous person = Victor from Despicable Me

Crazy thumbnail but this is my favorite series

10:34 Man. Anon is not nice to himself. I wonder why- 11:31 oh. _oh no._

10:33 Weren't we all

gamer stole my bike

I almost died when I realized I was in this one

24:06 why does no one tell him his hair is a catastrophe?

I’ve waited so long

That Band Director story had me choking on my water. Cringe Confessional remains the best series.

been waiting on this cringe confessional upload specifically, such a good session

THE GLASSES ARE FAKE??? 17:08