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Jarvis Johnson & Kurtis Conner Play Dhar Mann Bingo 

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recorded on December 23rd 2021
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@Chromaggia
@Chromaggia Год назад
“So Dhar Mann isn’t paying his employees enough” That was… eerily prophetic
@Laaanni
@Laaanni Год назад
I WAS LOOKING FOR SOMEONE WHO SAID THIS LMAOOO
@miawmiawmiawmi
@miawmiawmiawmi Год назад
@@Laaanni naw my guy is psychic😭😭😭 may i get a special kurtistown citizen reading
@ernesto_orozco
@ernesto_orozco Год назад
13:08
@Ogerpwned
@Ogerpwned Год назад
Aged like a fine milk
@muliebris6338
@muliebris6338 Год назад
@@Ogerpwned cheese
@mickey6816
@mickey6816 2 года назад
the plan for the bandit bag was actually just a metaphor for the parents’ failing marriage.
@ditchdot
@ditchdot 2 года назад
oh my god and Dan is the one cutting through it ur right
@moony1857
@moony1857 2 года назад
The original divorce!
@catboylover_ow8898
@catboylover_ow8898 2 года назад
UE RIGRH
@fox5animations790
@fox5animations790 2 года назад
The assistant was hired to cut it lol
@annikornbee743
@annikornbee743 2 года назад
And after he cuts through it they discover her at his apartment. Brian was actually a genius trying to expose his mother so their dad would get custody
@angiadcock8196
@angiadcock8196 2 года назад
"Can you believe she works here?" Yes actually - it's 100% believable that someone who works in retail has developed a strong instinct to ignore rude-ass customers when they yell at you from across the store and clear their throat at you like an entitled jerk.
@LaChroniqueEdgy1816
@LaChroniqueEdgy1816 2 года назад
I mean they were clearly alone in the store and at first the lady just went "Excuse me" Then again I won't draw conclusion, I don't have enough experience in retail
@chasecash1363
@chasecash1363 2 года назад
@@LaChroniqueEdgy1816 as someone who worked exclusively in retail throughout high school I've responded to every rude customer way more harsh than the employee in the video in my senior year. In the city I grew up some people need to be knocked down a peg. In the outlet mall I worked at the customers and bosses treated average employees like slaves for minimum wage and the chick in the video was right. I didn't get paid enough to deal with it
@pikachulovable
@pikachulovable 2 года назад
People come into my store and just yell beer by the beer doors. I ignore them until they ask politely. I have been called rude lol
@seyeon_knee
@seyeon_knee Год назад
@@LaChroniqueEdgy1816 I've worked in retail/customer service for a cumulative total of about 6 years. I've been a manager, an associate, a server, an employee trainer, and a barista. Over those 6 years, I learned that its a very fine line between rude customer behavior and polite customer behavior. It can be hard to tell without experience in the field, but the lady saying "Excuse me" sounded polite, but it was pretty rude of her. She should have gone to the counter to ask for assistance instead of standing far away and shouting to get help. In many cases, if the customer is able to but unwilling to walk to the employee to get help, then the customer is deliberately being rude. They're using the mindset of "you should have to serve me because it's your job". Technically, that is correct, but it is still rude to act that way, as it shows entitlement. It's unnatural for a person to be obligated to serve a stranger without exception, but that is the way of retail and customer service. Manners are often forgotten or put aside in customer service interactions because the idea is that the employee is paid to serve the customer hand and foot. That is an inherently rude and entitled thing for a customer to expect of anyone, regardless of the employee's job description as it implies that the employee holds less societal value than the customer. It's very "you're paid to serve me so I don't need to show you regular manners" vibes. Due to my experience in the field, I tend to treat customer service workers how I would treat my grandmother if I were a guest at her house. I don't expect servitude and I will try to help myself before asking her to help me. I try to treat them like my equal instead of expecting servitude from them, even if the concept of retail is similar to servitude. I hope that makes sense lol I'm not the best at explaining things most of the time hahaha
@spicybeantofu
@spicybeantofu Год назад
@@LaChroniqueEdgy1816 sounds like your a problem
@Levi_Tollefson
@Levi_Tollefson Год назад
"Dharr Mann doesn't pay his employees enough." What's done in the dark will always come to light
@LordDomielOfElysium
@LordDomielOfElysium 10 месяцев назад
What happens* how do you not know the phrase by now 😭
@goobermcnoober8140
@goobermcnoober8140 9 месяцев назад
@@LordDomielOfElysiumit’s a song lyric
@sleepy_token.1
@sleepy_token.1 7 месяцев назад
@@LordDomielOfElysiumno they are quoting dhar dhar binks
@stupidveganworld
@stupidveganworld 6 месяцев назад
It's what Mischief Mikey’s mom always says
@FuckMuffin
@FuckMuffin 6 месяцев назад
Whats done in the dharr will always come to light
@Justanotherpot
@Justanotherpot 2 года назад
The weirdest thing about the gifts one is that according to the family they SHOULD not know these packages were coming. They were so wrapped up in "who is stealing OUR packages?" but never questioned why they were continually receiving things they never ordered lmao
@MuffledSword
@MuffledSword 2 года назад
I'm sorry we can't afford Christmas this year. Please ignore the pink bike that you watched get stolen from our front door.
@Thejackranger
@Thejackranger 2 года назад
and why was she sending stuff to her house instead of her assistant's house? he could've ended in trouble for "stealing" or something lmao
@d-night1844
@d-night1844 2 года назад
Because her assistant accidently sent them to her house instead of her office. But all three times? They came over multiple days. So he forgot more than once. I think he just got off on stealing them. Or they're having an affair. They're totally having an affair.....
@mollykircher3104
@mollykircher3104 2 года назад
Exactly!!!
@jiaverse
@jiaverse 2 года назад
@@d-night1844 sometimes things come slowly though lol like i've had one order come on different days before through amazon so it could have just them having a fumble once on ordering and things coming weirdly dfgh
@coolboyyo654
@coolboyyo654 2 года назад
the first one is wild cause literally everyone in it could be the antagonist
@wiiuandmii7619
@wiiuandmii7619 2 года назад
Dhar Mann included
@riamel1214
@riamel1214 2 года назад
Yeah, I work as a cashier and while she shouldn't have been on her phone, the parent could've just walked up and asked if they had more of that style instead of yelling across the store. Neither person was respectful of the other.
@xenolizardz
@xenolizardz 2 года назад
@@wiiuandmii7619 this response made me lose my shit, thank you
@Spidertheidiot
@Spidertheidiot 2 года назад
@@riamel1214 Exactly, like the first "excuse me" was fine, the rest were incredibly rude. That's just not how you talk to people. For a second I did think the cashier would end up being deaf or hearing impaired, and it would be a don't judge a book by its cover type thing.
@PragmaticProsecutor
@PragmaticProsecutor 2 года назад
@@Spidertheidiot That would be a much better twist than what actually happened in the video
@xxjestertheclownxx
@xxjestertheclownxx Год назад
imagine dan just comes out all burned up and theyre like "what happened to you??" and hes like "someone put a PIPE BOMB in one of the packages" and the little girl just goes "that was me 🤗"
@yeemawheaver1387
@yeemawheaver1387 Год назад
The story would have had an entirely different conclusion then.
@stonks3507
@stonks3507 Год назад
@@yeemawheaver1387 “Don’t judge a book by its cover”
@juliabrown39
@juliabrown39 Год назад
@@stonks3507 “Don’t judge a pipe bomb by its packaging”
@tinntinnamp
@tinntinnamp 11 месяцев назад
I totally though he was burnt too, and I didn't even think of the pipe bomb correlation, haha. I'm surprised they didn't either hahah that's hilarious
@skeletized
@skeletized 3 месяца назад
i thought he was covered in blood american- psycho-style
@sallylovests
@sallylovests Год назад
"I don't get paid enough for this" We know Mair, we know
@ijsusedthisaccountforschool
I JUST THOUGHT THAT
@ethandole2218
@ethandole2218 2 года назад
"The original bag" will never stop being funny to me
@MeganOfMuffins
@MeganOfMuffins 2 года назад
I really don't understand why it's so damn funny 💀💀💀💀💀
@noizepusher7594
@noizepusher7594 2 года назад
The first one
@the_transgender_ferret2848
@the_transgender_ferret2848 2 года назад
@Safwaan Who's your favorite Ouran character? Mines Haruhi.
@the_transgender_ferret2848
@the_transgender_ferret2848 2 года назад
@Safwaan Ohhhh I think we are talking about different shows. I'm talking about Ouran Highschool Host Club. One of the main characters is Honey.
@advantgardeboy2007
@advantgardeboy2007 2 года назад
@@the_transgender_ferret2848 THE QURAN IS A RELIGIOUS BOOK AHAHAH
@justanothergalaxy8379
@justanothergalaxy8379 2 года назад
Jarvis misses the tiles he has so often and it’s so funny
@michaelio6548
@michaelio6548 2 года назад
I think it's very funny that the chat is like "Jarvis your bingo squares. Jarvis please. Jarvis you literally got bingo 20 minutes ago." But he just misses it because I can't keep up with how many times I've actually played bingo and could've won if i didn't gloss over my own squares
@magnasollertia4665
@magnasollertia4665 2 года назад
that's driving me crazy lmaooo he literally skimmed over it with his mouse and failed to see it
@EclipseINF
@EclipseINF 2 года назад
It drives me insane but it's not his fault
@dr.alphys
@dr.alphys 2 года назад
in school I was playing bingo and skipped over a square then i realized after i would have won if i noticed it 😭😭
@Crossark1
@Crossark1 2 года назад
@@EclipseINF How would it not be his fault? XD He’s literally the one person solely responsible for knowing what’s on his card and filling it out. I understand being distracted while streaming, but it still falls to him to fill out his card
@nicholashlibka9889
@nicholashlibka9889 Год назад
The girl who said I don’t get paid enough is one of the leaders of the protest against dhar Mann for not paying them enough which is hilarious.
@yawninglion1677
@yawninglion1677 2 года назад
The store clerk wasn't even being a jerk when she pointed out there was nothing in the back. That scene gave me flashbacks of unreasonable customers insisting my store kept product in the back when we literally never did.
@ihavenoideawhatimdoing4
@ihavenoideawhatimdoing4 Год назад
I really wanna like your comment but I wanna keep it at 60...
@rachelcookie321
@rachelcookie321 Год назад
But she was being rude before that and they probably just assumed she was saying that because she didn’t want to check for them. She was already being rude and didn’t want to help them so it was reasonable to think she was also saying that so she didn’t have to help them.
@yawninglion1677
@yawninglion1677 Год назад
@@rachelcookie321 I mean, again as a retail worker myself I can vouch that stock just isn't kept in the back of the store. Like yeah she was rude overall but in that moment, that was very real
@GippyHappy
@GippyHappy Месяц назад
Yeah and not to mention the customers were also being rude. Like before she even did anything they were being very entitled like "EXCUSE ME I'M VERY IMPORTANT PAY ATTENTION AND BEND TO MY WHIMS" Everyone in the video was annoying
@BwooHuraca
@BwooHuraca 21 час назад
@@yawninglion1677 The only place I worked that kept stuff in the back was Joann and that was mostly just overstock fabric, especially the fur. Omg, _the fur._
@TheRacingWind
@TheRacingWind 2 года назад
obsessed with how kurtis's brain immediately went "dar dar bings". like how did he come up with that. his mind
@awkwardotter13
@awkwardotter13 2 года назад
He does things like that on his podcast “Very Really Good” pretty often, it’s very entertaining XD
@LukeLikesToDraw
@LukeLikesToDraw 2 года назад
One RU-vidr named AugustTheDuck said it awhile ago in one of his Dhar Mann videos
@ethanol77
@ethanol77 2 года назад
Just a goofball in his prime
@gormunitetaraleighzaniboni1987
@gormunitetaraleighzaniboni1987 2 года назад
It's called wit. And his is quick... I love Kurtis, but he is not the first RU-vidr person period with it lmao
@gormunitetaraleighzaniboni1987
@gormunitetaraleighzaniboni1987 2 года назад
@@awkwardotter13 right, it's just a super long Kurtis video. Lmao... And he's very entertaining in general so it works out well for the lot of us
@starrr365
@starrr365 2 года назад
I'm so hung up on the financial aspect of this though. Just how big was this raise that they went from not being able to afford ANY presents to getting a new iphone a new laptop, and a new bike?? This is like a rich person's perception of poverty lmao
@midcondition
@midcondition 2 года назад
Omg yesss ikr lol
@user-himenes
@user-himenes 2 года назад
Yep!
@swishyb
@swishyb 2 года назад
maybe she got a christmas bonus or somethin? i dunno, i dont think the writers think it thru v hard lol
@troyfernandez8331
@troyfernandez8331 2 года назад
thats how yn that dhar mann wrote the video lol
@PunkPinkJesusFreak13
@PunkPinkJesusFreak13 2 года назад
Honestly, this family is like "if we can't buy the presents we want, we wont buy any presents at all."
@Karth557
@Karth557 Год назад
"Darmann doesn't pay his employees enough" that joke aged like milk
@JakobLastname
@JakobLastname Год назад
It aged like fine wine my dude
@itzsharon3570
@itzsharon3570 10 месяцев назад
Wait what?
@LordDomielOfElysium
@LordDomielOfElysium 10 месяцев назад
@@itzsharon3570he treats his workers like shit.
@ananonymousbunny8815
@ananonymousbunny8815 10 месяцев назад
​@@itzsharon3570in fact the blonde girl in this video actually quit because of being treated badly.
@atanvardecunambiel8917
@atanvardecunambiel8917 9 месяцев назад
It sounds much harsher in hindsight.
@AmyAberrant
@AmyAberrant 2 года назад
"I have been known to sing like a canary" * does crow impression *
@mollykircher3104
@mollykircher3104 2 года назад
He is a kid qnd all.
@basementdwellercosplay
@basementdwellercosplay 2 года назад
"I'm getting pipe bombed down by the package thief" sent me into the stratosphere
@mollykircher3104
@mollykircher3104 2 года назад
I'm going to use that in my vernacular from now on
@hearts.and.stars17
@hearts.and.stars17 2 года назад
you rn: 🚀
@NorthernGreenEyes
@NorthernGreenEyes 2 года назад
🤣
@hannerikruger7216
@hannerikruger7216 2 года назад
Best joke of the whole stream honestly
@janetandamocha7874
@janetandamocha7874 2 года назад
Every sentence Dhar Mann speaks is a journey. Not sure to where, but it sure is a journey.
@lrk54zz
@lrk54zz 2 года назад
I’m reading this and imagining Dhar man saying it in his voice lmao
@noizepusher7594
@noizepusher7594 2 года назад
A journey straight into the incinerator!
@phroggy1484
@phroggy1484 2 года назад
We are all being kidnapped by him
@almondwaet7966
@almondwaet7966 2 года назад
a journey to DEEZ NUTS
@greynotchristian
@greynotchristian 2 года назад
i feel like i can smell his manego through the screen
@AriannaAlexandria
@AriannaAlexandria 2 года назад
me: *wonders if sexism is on the bingo* jarvis: “ok we gotta add sexism to the bingo”
@fuzzyotterpaws4395
@fuzzyotterpaws4395 20 дней назад
It's not really sexism, just how lots of families around the world are with treating the girls of the family differently because of old values and such.
@liamcote1458
@liamcote1458 Год назад
Kurtis literally mentions that dhar isn’t paying his employees livrable wages. Little did he know
@LordDomielOfElysium
@LordDomielOfElysium 10 месяцев назад
I mean, wage theft is the biggest kind of theft. That’s just capitalism! No one is paying their workers enough.
@megczaban6814
@megczaban6814 2 года назад
it was silly goofy until i watched one where a character said "autism isn't a disability. its just a different ability" now i hate him lmfao
@whizdom4852
@whizdom4852 2 года назад
LMFAOOOO as an autistic i hate when ppl say that so much. me when i have the different ability to feel my own skin
@megczaban6814
@megczaban6814 2 года назад
@@whizdom4852 LMFAO literally,,, my sister when she has the different ability to have a mental breakdown over a minor change of plans
@pattykrabbies
@pattykrabbies 2 года назад
WTAF 💀💀💀
@MollieIsNotOkay
@MollieIsNotOkay Год назад
@@whizdom4852 2 months late! However as an autistic person I agree so much. God I really hate any of the “positive” autism slogans, is that’s what you’d call them. Like the whole “everyone’s a little autistic” 🤢. Yes we should be proud of our unique selves but oh my god can we just talk about how it can suck sometimes.
@cringegoblin7391
@cringegoblin7391 Год назад
My different ability is being unable to process sounds if there's several at once, it's such a gift to have no idea what anyone is saying 🤠👍
@valerie2980
@valerie2980 2 года назад
the plan was that the package would be inside the bag , so when the bandit opened the bag or like took it home and then they would open it and then dhar mann would be hiding inside the bag to drop some inspirational anecdotes to convince the bandit to not steal anymore
@danmound9526
@danmound9526 2 года назад
Elite comment
@lizard_supreme
@lizard_supreme 2 года назад
oooohh okay, that makes sense!
@spaghettipersonhello
@spaghettipersonhello 2 года назад
got it, thanks!
@miaa_444
@miaa_444 2 года назад
so THATS why it was so original!!
@ThatPotatoNeon01
@ThatPotatoNeon01 2 года назад
Oh my gosh that’s so true! Thanks for the info /j
@gracefulspork
@gracefulspork 2 года назад
I won't be caught DEAD wearing LAST SEASON'S Dharr Mann merch
@scarletwitchsimp7074
@scarletwitchsimp7074 2 года назад
Kurtis saying bye and you saying to thank him sounds like a teacher when a guest comes to the class 💀
@queereden
@queereden 2 года назад
so far I totally agree with the dollar store goth girl. who just screams at a worker from 10 feet away.
@mejorts
@mejorts 2 года назад
exactly and also she can't help that they don't sell it?
@octosimp1717
@octosimp1717 2 года назад
“Check in the back” Literally I hate when people do that there’s a reason it’s not on the shelf it’s because we don’t have it
@alexanon8345
@alexanon8345 2 года назад
Yeah I've worked retail for years and I was 100% with her. Even down to ignoring customers to focus on herself. She's not less important than them lmao.
@Bananachan289
@Bananachan289 2 года назад
AGREE. Anyone who yells at me, I’m doubling down on ignore until they walk their ass over
@TheWanderingLPer
@TheWanderingLPer 2 года назад
Yeah as someone who spent a lot of time in retail, I feel only sympathy for her
@spaghettilawn-mower9620
@spaghettilawn-mower9620 2 года назад
I’m glad I wasn’t the only person who thought Dan was a burn victim.
@Ihavepinkeye
@Ihavepinkeye 2 года назад
I thought his face got melted off or that he was a ghoul from fallout
@izzylol4494
@izzylol4494 2 года назад
same
@KayBee659
@KayBee659 Год назад
(Much delayed) same
@SaraRankins.
@SaraRankins. Год назад
I thought he got run over
@yuki97kira
@yuki97kira Год назад
Definitely thought he got pipe bombed
@xxcallmeniaxx3272
@xxcallmeniaxx3272 2 года назад
The "rude" cashier is my hero today I had to tell two women they couldn't undress in the middle my store just because the fitting rooms are closed, got yelled at for not excepting pants that a man had bought ripped at home and wanted to return, also got yelled at for having closed fitting rooms because my managers dont want associates getting covid. So customers are stupid, everything we have is infact on the floor
@fionamulder08
@fionamulder08 Год назад
Love how HE wrote the script and it still foreshadowed the strike and protests going on now… did he really think we wouldn’t find out? It’s like he was taunting us😂
@abbycuckoo
@abbycuckoo 2 года назад
if a customer was yelling at me from across the store i’d probably ignore her too. It was incredibly rude for the woman to act the way she did, and any other people in the store were disrupted in their shopping. Plus at that point we don’t know WHAT she’s doing on her phone. she could be setting a shipment date or other business related things. There are also plenty of valid reasons why a young child should NOT try and catch an adult man, but the story did turn to sexism with the dad being biased towards his son.
@jillianthrill
@jillianthrill 2 года назад
100% also low-key I work at a retailer. There is almost nothing in thr back. I've told customers what we have out is what we have out. The insistent people (our back room is empty) I walk in the back and stare at the wall for 30 seconds. Because if we stock the store we know what we have out.
@jessmorcom2563
@jessmorcom2563 2 года назад
@@jillianthrill thank you! at my store everything was immediately put out on the floor so there were no extras but no matter how many times you explain that the back of a store doesn’t always work like that you still end up humoring them.
@hippopajamas
@hippopajamas 2 года назад
That video was wild because everyone was BONKERS rude. They yelled ACCROSS THE ROOM at her in the most disrespectful tone possible. When that kid yelled at her (when the mic had to switch lol)... if a kid talked to me like that you better believe I wouldn't be helping them.
@midnightwalkers8077
@midnightwalkers8077 2 года назад
@@jillianthrill yeah I have a family member who everytime we are out she makes a fuss if she can’t find something and asks for them to “go in the back and look.” The pure embarrassment I feel
@playgr0undx
@playgr0undx 2 года назад
@@midnightwalkers8077 I love it when they say that because I can go to the back and chill for 10 mins before telling them no
@Holytitmouse
@Holytitmouse 2 года назад
Not gonna lie, if a customer did the whole, "AHEM?!!!!! WE NEED HELP OVER HERE!" as rudely as that lady did? I'd ignore them too.
@leetuggle3578
@leetuggle3578 2 года назад
I literally did this today at work
@jstarstudios7110
@jstarstudios7110 Год назад
For real!!! SHE'S the rude Karen here
@bhperfig349
@bhperfig349 3 месяца назад
@@jstarstudios7110she said excuse me multiple times to get the employees attention and the employee just sat on there on her phone instead of doing her job.
@ChloeEIizabethPrice
@ChloeEIizabethPrice Месяц назад
​@@bhperfig349No she screamed at her from across the store
@bhperfig349
@bhperfig349 Месяц назад
@@ChloeEIizabethPrice did she scream? no. ur delusional as hell. she said excuse me with a raised voice so the employee could hear her. she did not scream
@Nik-nq9ly
@Nik-nq9ly Год назад
13:14 “Dhar Man isn’t paying his employees enough”… That aged like fine wine
@ringyz
@ringyz 2 года назад
To be honest I thought the package thief would be a woman and the lesson would be "Not only can women stop crime, they can also commit it!" like I was dead on convinced that was going to be it
@sydneyking8040
@sydneyking8040 2 года назад
The cashier is *obviously* in the wrong, but if you start shouting at a cashier bc the thing you want isn’t in stock/is being discontinued… so are you?!
@crow3467
@crow3467 2 года назад
Also they could've just walked over there instead of yelling across the not very big store????
@jasmine-ruff-puff9951
@jasmine-ruff-puff9951 2 года назад
If someone yells "excuse me" from ten metres away I'm already in a bad mood lol
@xxcallmeniaxx3272
@xxcallmeniaxx3272 2 года назад
Obviously in the wrong??? Sarcasm right?
@solar_bones7129
@solar_bones7129 2 года назад
@@xxcallmeniaxx3272 i mean it’s not that obvious, but still in the wrong lol
@xxcallmeniaxx3272
@xxcallmeniaxx3272 2 года назад
@@solar_bones7129 not at all
@meowwaffles6040
@meowwaffles6040 2 года назад
"If it's not on the rack then we don't have it" listen, if a retail worker tells you that, don't fucking tell them to go look in the back for something we don't have
@jannahjayy
@jannahjayy 2 года назад
yeah. "the back" is an unorganized mess, and im pretty sure no one wants to spend hours rummaging through it all to find a single item.
@meowwaffles6040
@meowwaffles6040 2 года назад
@@jannahjayy exactly
@michaelwilliams8242
@michaelwilliams8242 2 года назад
That's true but also nobody's gonna believe them if they're already acting like they don't give a crap about helping you
@meowwaffles6040
@meowwaffles6040 2 года назад
@@michaelwilliams8242 I would've said something like "Well people misinterpret" or "Well I *always* want to help" a couple months ago, but since, then, we got someone in our store, who is a MANAGER who doesn't BOTHER to look for shit or help any customers at all or even help *me* out and I work there! I hate him.
@s1aym30w
@s1aym30w 2 года назад
i wish ppl would tell me to look in the back, id literally use that to take a break LMAO
@aceywacey_
@aceywacey_ Год назад
"girl smart??? boy dumb??? bag original???" i giggled so much at that chat message 57:31
@frazzledazzle1563
@frazzledazzle1563 2 года назад
I mean, as a person who has worked in customer service, the first one was a miss for me. The customers were being very difficult and annoying for no reason, and even though she was being extremely rude I guarantee most customer service workers WISH they could talk to sh*tty customers the way she did.
@mori6434
@mori6434 2 года назад
Yeah I've done retail and while the cashier was definitely rude, it was also cartoonish and unrealistic while the customer's behavior was completely believable. Idc if the cashier was deliberately ignoring them, as someone who's worked that job I'm on her side
@pdieraue
@pdieraue 2 года назад
Dhar Mann's videos are really a bizarre window into what Dhar Mann thinks the real world is actually like.
@P3dotme
@P3dotme 2 года назад
I mean they definitely used to be, but now I think they're deliberately unhinged to get algorithmic attention. Kinda like what happened to Troom Troom.
@HartleiStansbury7
@HartleiStansbury7 2 года назад
He just thinks the world is like an episode of "Friends" and we all live in a sitcom
@P3dotme
@P3dotme 2 года назад
@@HartleiStansbury7 Don't be silly, Dhar's view of the world is far more simplistic than a sitcom
@HartleiStansbury7
@HartleiStansbury7 2 года назад
@@P3dotme lmfao fair
@yayalucia7997
@yayalucia7997 2 года назад
@@P3dotme if he had to be ANY sitcom, he'd be Seinfeld 😔
@aday4evr
@aday4evr 2 года назад
That was kinda shitty of the mom. To just let the dad live with the stress and guilt of no Christmas the whole time just for a surprise. And to hide such big news. I would feel so hurt in that position.
@meat1575
@meat1575 2 года назад
Right it's so mean
@ThexDynastxQueen
@ThexDynastxQueen 2 года назад
For me it's the forcing the assistant to seemingly commit crimes...in the gun crazy AF US. Also why didn't the dad question the packages even existing? He should've been the 1st to ask about whose buying them since he's thinking the family is low on money but he's a dude so he's as dumb as his dumb son I guess.
@naomiea.naomie6665
@naomiea.naomie6665 2 года назад
YES and also he could’ve easily helped hide them ?? Instead of going through all this dangerous bullshit with her assistant. Instead she had him worried abt their financial situation and her potentially cheating on him….
@MariaPaula-uw3ds
@MariaPaula-uw3ds 2 года назад
But the worst part was to hide she was cheating on him with assistant Dan 😞
@bubblelf4341
@bubblelf4341 2 года назад
i wouldn’t have felt bad as the mom, esp if he accuses her of cheating out of nowhere and is as sexist as he is 😬😬
@rolo0o
@rolo0o Год назад
I love how dhar Mann speaks like he’s performing slam poetry
@Seeks_stuff
@Seeks_stuff 2 года назад
56:45 All while his son has a weird obsession with his original bandit bag and he's like "that's my son! Way to go, champ"
@Toby2017
@Toby2017 2 года назад
"We're not just telling stories,we're evangelising materialism."💫
@yeetionary
@yeetionary Год назад
And remember, we're not just telling stories, we're destroying lives.
@blizzard_the_seal9863
@blizzard_the_seal9863 Год назад
@@yeetionaryand with the news of the workers’ protest……. we’re not just telling stories, we’re short-changing lives
@yeetionary
@yeetionary Год назад
@@blizzard_the_seal9863 i was ahead of my time
@postmasterspecific
@postmasterspecific Год назад
Neon Genesis Materialism
@transmothman
@transmothman 2 года назад
I think the idea with the bandit bag was either: a) put the packages inside the bag and have it tied to the door so they couldn't be stolen or, my less likely but favorite idea b) trap dan inside the bag
@Eli-mn5cq
@Eli-mn5cq 2 года назад
yeah, the dad said they can just cut the bag, but couldn't they also just... open it? like a normal person?
@fleurbunt9010
@fleurbunt9010 2 года назад
I saw this comment and I can't stop laughing that is deffo my favourite idea too 😂
@v0id_d3m0n
@v0id_d3m0n 2 года назад
sounds like it worked... man had to cut his way out of it 💀💀
@StevenWichers
@StevenWichers 2 года назад
@@Eli-mn5cq There's a lock that's meant to be used after the item is put in the bag. The idea is a random person can't just run up and steal your package, and it's assuming those people either wouldn't carry a knife or risk taking the time to cut through the bag. The "bandit bag" is just a rename of an actual product called Porch Pirate (and it was marketed as The Original Bag)
@noizepusher7594
@noizepusher7594 2 года назад
@@StevenWichers oh, I totally thought that the bag would drop from above and trap them inside
@stellar2blue
@stellar2blue 2 года назад
When people say “EXCUSE ME” louder and louder to get someone’s attention in an angry way it literally makes my fucking blood boil
@fuzzyotterpaws4395
@fuzzyotterpaws4395 20 дней назад
Well then they need to actually do their job and help them😂
@clockytheclock
@clockytheclock Год назад
OMG KURTIS CALLED IT DHAR DOES IN FACT NOT PAY HIS EMPLOYEES ENOUGH
@gnomepng
@gnomepng 2 года назад
dhar mann is like. So foul. remember how everyone joked about jake paul always plugging merch? dhar mann has taken it to the next level somehow. how is that even fucking possible
@CarnivalChimera
@CarnivalChimera 2 года назад
unrelated: i really love your pfp
@skeleletonboi4533
@skeleletonboi4533 2 года назад
it's because the shameless plugs are also entertaining
@alexandrarivera2332
@alexandrarivera2332 2 года назад
Hey quick question what is the other half of the flag in ur pfp because I know one is the bi flag but I don’t know the other side
@skeleletonboi4533
@skeleletonboi4533 2 года назад
@@alexandrarivera2332 that one is the genderfluid flag
@alexandrarivera2332
@alexandrarivera2332 2 года назад
@@skeleletonboi4533 thanks so much, I suck at remembering the flags
@moraocampoperracini6632
@moraocampoperracini6632 2 года назад
"This is a man's job!" said the 12 yr old KID. Honestly this is very funny to me because this is exactly what happens in some families
@mr.astronuts3825
@mr.astronuts3825 2 года назад
He’s definitely older than 12
@vampirebicth
@vampirebicth 2 года назад
have you ever met a 12 year old
@josie3221
@josie3221 Год назад
@@vampirebicth you get what she meant
@AnhedonicAlien
@AnhedonicAlien Год назад
“They don’t pay me enough for this.” That aged well
@The_VHS
@The_VHS 6 месяцев назад
As a manager (i'm not), whenever I am in need of guidance, I always turn to my "what would dhar man do?" Shirt, and I underpay my employees.
@MissCutechan
@MissCutechan 2 года назад
As someone who owns a ‘package bag’ I was like WAIT I SWEAR THE BANDIT BAG IS REAL. They actually just ripped off the design for the “Porch Pirate Bag”
@isitleeyourelookingfor6352
@isitleeyourelookingfor6352 2 года назад
OHHHH IT HAS A LOCK ON IT!!!! I looked it up lol. WOOOOW they REALLY didn't explain that fully lmao. I guess they assumed that everyone would just know what an anti-package-thief-bag does LMAO
@Isaac.cariani
@Isaac.cariani 2 года назад
@@isitleeyourelookingfor6352 yeah because of course we all know The Original Bag. Every. Single. Person.
@tinniesealjiji
@tinniesealjiji 2 года назад
I'm so confused what is an anti bag ?
@Epinardscaramel
@Epinardscaramel 2 года назад
lol it’s just a big bag with a cheap Masterlock :)
@GiantHippo444
@GiantHippo444 2 года назад
watching jarvis struggle with his open tabs + other apps is one of my favorite parts, i almost passed out when he opened maps lmao
@kerbe5374
@kerbe5374 Год назад
I was in tears when jarvis brought up his map location. That is such a comically uh-oh thing to do on stream.
@laraweinberg7635
@laraweinberg7635 2 года назад
Jarvis not checking off tiles when he has them gave me a stress ulcer
@zaynab-to-a
@zaynab-to-a 2 года назад
Another problematic lesson: it's cool to lie to your spouse about your financial situation, especially if it leads them to call the cops on you.
@paigepoulton9515
@paigepoulton9515 2 года назад
can we add “Jarvis doxes himself” to Jarvis Bingo
@sageyboye
@sageyboye 2 года назад
timestamp??
@queeenie
@queeenie 2 года назад
@@sageyboyewhy? planning to stalk him or smth? 🤨 /j 26:20
@Extinctfink
@Extinctfink 2 года назад
i mean good luck finding him in fucking southern california
@sageyboye
@sageyboye 2 года назад
@@queeenie Nah it was just so fucking funny to me but I searched the vid and couldn't find it, tysm.
@Scarawara
@Scarawara Год назад
sh1tt1ng tears rn
@xanvlogsandpranks2034
@xanvlogsandpranks2034 9 месяцев назад
Did anybody else notice the fact that even though this family is struggling they still order stuff online for it to just be stolen? If this was happening to me after the second time I'd just stop having packages sent to my house
@stevenabsolom1188
@stevenabsolom1188 Год назад
13:13 Kurtis is a time traveler confirmed?????????
@ronanmcqueary5215
@ronanmcqueary5215 Год назад
Yes
@xoderota
@xoderota 2 года назад
"it's an ad" should be a thing on the bingo at this point
@isitleeyourelookingfor6352
@isitleeyourelookingfor6352 2 года назад
Okay but how fucked up is surprising your young children by pretending that your financial problems are so bad that you can't afford Christmas. The idea of not getting gifts on Christmas is sad enough for a kid who's used to it, but putting the burden of worrying about money problems on your kids??? Just for a surprise???? It's fucked up. Not to mention...I'm p sure that the WORST way to deliver that news is to open with a sassy little and who says you're even GETTING Christmas presents, hmmm?" Their son might not have been RIGHT to react that way, but it's pretty reasonable for someone his age.
@noizepusher7594
@noizepusher7594 2 года назад
I saw the profile pic and thought that I commented this.
@ratqueen9108
@ratqueen9108 2 года назад
my parents sat me down three years in a row and pulled this shit
@the_transgender_ferret2848
@the_transgender_ferret2848 2 года назад
@@noizepusher7594 Ignore the one person who keeps responding to your comments with something rude. They are doing it to me as well. Love the profile picture. I'm also non-binary.
@noizepusher7594
@noizepusher7594 2 года назад
@@the_transgender_ferret2848 not NB (transfem) but have an NB sibling so made my pfp this to support them
@the_transgender_ferret2848
@the_transgender_ferret2848 2 года назад
@@noizepusher7594 Okay cool!!
@roberttysec4122
@roberttysec4122 Год назад
“They don’t pay me enough for this,” wow, so Dharrre Mannnnn was aware that he was underpaying his actors.
@cursedalien
@cursedalien Год назад
"Dhar Mann isn't paying his employees enough..." foreshadowing
@sarazack6256
@sarazack6256 2 года назад
This could almost be a cute story about girlpower or whatever if Dhar Mann's writers knew how to write sexism (or any serious topic really) in a realistic manner. Reminds me of a book i read as a kid about a girl who wanted to be a detective and was chasing down a painting thief; her brother, an aspiring chef, got more support from their father regarding his aspirations, not because "girl's cant smart" but because a 12 year old doesn't need to be actively confronting a suspected criminal
@noizepusher7594
@noizepusher7594 10 месяцев назад
Yeah like stories where a child takes on a criminal are wacky but you can do them well. But if an adult tells the child NOT to go after the criminal and we’re supposed to disagree with them, it all comes falling apart
@ivyhearst3554
@ivyhearst3554 2 года назад
That kid in the first video is a treasure, I hope he has a successful acting career after Dhar Mann because he's hilarious.
@indieoregano
@indieoregano 2 года назад
RIGHT?!
@noizepusher7594
@noizepusher7594 2 года назад
Gives me Leo from early Lab Rats vibes
@cleorobins5878
@cleorobins5878 2 года назад
@@noizepusher7594 that’s exactly what i kept thinking!
@rachelcookie321
@rachelcookie321 Год назад
He really gave me Disney vibes. I could totally see him on a Disney show as a main character.
@idrkginaf4204
@idrkginaf4204 10 месяцев назад
I don't think you get it, it's the Original Bag
@Walleyedwosaik
@Walleyedwosaik 7 месяцев назад
I love chat 46:47 Jarvis: "he looks like a burn victim" chat: "it was the pipe bomb"
@scottyb8392
@scottyb8392 2 года назад
that lady in the first video is just how we would all act if we were allowed to tell customers how we rly feel while making 8.40 per hour.
@luciawdfg
@luciawdfg 2 года назад
i honestly think the plan with the bandit bag was to have the mailman put all the packages in it and attach it to the door so the porch pirate couldn’t steal it. maybe they assumed he’d be in as rush.
@isitleeyourelookingfor6352
@isitleeyourelookingfor6352 2 года назад
Omg that would make it even easier tho...I'm not saying ur wrong, just the kid is dumb lol. Like, yeah, let's just conveniently stuff the packages in a bag FOR the thief, so he can carry them more easily! That'll stop him!! LMAO
@adaoraelliott9254
@adaoraelliott9254 2 года назад
@@isitleeyourelookingfor6352 He had it on a padlock tho as well so i think it was meant to be padlocked to the door or something.
@goofiestgal
@goofiestgal 2 года назад
yeah i assume it is a similar concept to those mailboxes where the letters drop into a lock box
@goofiestgal
@goofiestgal 2 года назад
the mail carrier drops off the package into the bag and padlocks it to the door as the person above me said
@asdfhellow
@asdfhellow 2 года назад
jarvis missing every single one he had on his card is making me go crazy
@skrinpy
@skrinpy Год назад
13:13 KURTIS CALLED IT OMG
@KegaB3
@KegaB3 2 года назад
Glitterbomb dan was the funniest thing ive seen all day "I thought he was a burn victom" I thought i was watching a horro film the way he walked out blank faced
@prodwysp
@prodwysp 2 года назад
this is honestly one of the most entertaining shows I’ve seen on twitch, please do more of these jarvis! Keep up the great content❤️
@sherifflasso
@sherifflasso 2 года назад
Oh definitely! This is the channel I have playing in the background while I draw.
@bsings7928
@bsings7928 2 года назад
@@sherifflasso I play it for my meals lol
@corbinblack6341
@corbinblack6341 2 года назад
Agreed
@EclipseINF
@EclipseINF 2 года назад
I play it for falling asleep and it's really nice
@Boyohboydoidoasmr
@Boyohboydoidoasmr 2 года назад
Is your pfp amongus
@boltiica3033
@boltiica3033 Год назад
13:10 kurtis bro how did u know
@peebuki1807
@peebuki1807 Год назад
I can't believe the first part of this video predicted the dahr mann employee mistreatment situation coming to light
@lanceelliott2504
@lanceelliott2504 2 года назад
I also thought Dan was a burn victim and I'm glad Kurtis confirmed I'm not insane lmao
@michaelio6548
@michaelio6548 2 года назад
Literally the least they could've done is make the glitter green or something 😭
@soltandvinegar
@soltandvinegar 2 года назад
What if it turns out that all along, Dhar Mann has been building up to the reveal that it takes place in a dystopian reality, created by his mind. Where everyone is assigned a role, and everything matches his idea of perfection. DharVision.
@starlight8554
@starlight8554 2 года назад
The MannaVerse
@keepyourshoesathedoor
@keepyourshoesathedoor 2 года назад
@@starlight8554 Dhar Mannaverse
@xxcallmeniaxx3272
@xxcallmeniaxx3272 2 года назад
@@keepyourshoesathedoor dhar omegaVerse
@peachtea7269
@peachtea7269 2 года назад
Dharcot
@ParadoxFree
@ParadoxFree 2 года назад
wanDharVision
@elishaso
@elishaso Год назад
13:08 "they don't pay me enough for this" Is this foreshadowing
@baileytheslayer
@baileytheslayer Год назад
13:12 HELP HE KNEW
@gurneyqueen5782
@gurneyqueen5782 2 года назад
So the mom heard the speaker go off, then an explosion in the other room where her assistant is, and instead of checking on him, she opened the front door?
@mustsebra
@mustsebra 9 месяцев назад
thought the same 😂 so absurd
@jodipearson567
@jodipearson567 2 года назад
This package thief video is so funny to me. “Sweetie I’m sorry but no presents this year, now please don’t go after the man that steals our parcels that arrive every freaking day”
@Rose-hh7mk
@Rose-hh7mk 2 года назад
Kurtis and Jarvis work so well together! They seem to have the same sense of humour and they're both just so friendly!
@darthbinks4332
@darthbinks4332 Год назад
13:12 foreshadowing lmao
@t.townsend
@t.townsend Год назад
Lol
@Sitcomabed
@Sitcomabed 2 года назад
this channel is quite literally the highlight of my year
@xxratsrcutexx3494
@xxratsrcutexx3494 2 года назад
Highlighted in gold?
@jana7851
@jana7851 2 года назад
it’s the original bag
@AirLight1646
@AirLight1646 2 года назад
@@xxratsrcutexx3494 nah highlighted in LIVE!
@xxratsrcutexx3494
@xxratsrcutexx3494 2 года назад
@@AirLight1646 ah
@xxLivingMyWayxx
@xxLivingMyWayxx 2 года назад
Dan coming out looking flayed from the glitter is so funny. Also, I think the bandit bag was meant to sound like a stupid idea. The prop was bad on purpose.
@pepsimann2038
@pepsimann2038 2 года назад
yeah and they went with it anyway lmaoo
@kazoosniffer
@kazoosniffer 2 года назад
apparently it does exist it’s just not called that it’s called something else but apparently it has like a lock on it??
@ohheyitsguy
@ohheyitsguy 2 года назад
How would it sound stupid? It's the original bag!
@fancythisgirl3
@fancythisgirl3 2 года назад
@@kazoosniffer there’s such a thing as a bandit bag but it’s not for packages. It’s a backpack. And I think they have suitcases too.
@melon6544
@melon6544 2 года назад
dude that cashier had every right to ignore that woman being rude to her. people just expect retail workers to put up with the most ridiculous shit and be polite about it.
@Brjdget
@Brjdget Год назад
13:12 Kurtis predicted it a year before it was exposed
@Pensive_Scarlet
@Pensive_Scarlet 2 года назад
I love the CC mistakes. Starting to think "Darn Man" is some bootleg version in some far away store. Like you could find a cheap plastic Dhar Mann figure on a card that says "Darn Man! You see! You so! Shock is next to happen!"
@Caldella
@Caldella 2 года назад
I kept seeing "Doorman" and imagining him in an old-fashioned hotel bellhop type outfit.
@turtleguy16
@turtleguy16 2 года назад
Yelling at retail employees= the good guys
@levitate08
@levitate08 11 месяцев назад
13:14 the irony that the actor who’s not being paid in question was one of the main characters in the strike
@bug6296
@bug6296 Год назад
watching this after dhar man's employees went on strike demanding livable wages and hearing kurtis joke that in the video dhar man's not paying his employees enough is intense dramatic irony
@factbot8099
@factbot8099 2 года назад
Fun fact the bandit bag is because he said it was to get rid of the thief because someone whould see them with the bag
@user-ji9if5gh2p
@user-ji9if5gh2p 2 года назад
oh that makes sense
@glowvxn
@glowvxn 2 года назад
i rlly do like the subtle commentary about how useless the police are in the porch pirate sketch LMFAO i mean they aren't wrong but that's so funny
@Spanikef
@Spanikef Год назад
13:11 I can't believe Kurtis knew the whole time
@Jacob-Sophia
@Jacob-Sophia 2 года назад
Dhar Mann’s voice gives me Christian youth conference war flashbacks. He has the exact mannerisms of a youth pastor who does nationwide talks in college stadiums.
@ohaiClemmy
@ohaiClemmy 2 года назад
Two of my faves 🥰 Dhar Mann makes my teeth itch still but I love y'all so I'll suffer through it lol
@cheymckenziee
@cheymckenziee 2 года назад
That’s such a good way to describe the real Dhar Mann effect😂
@wesleypatterson2989
@wesleypatterson2989 2 года назад
Not the teeth X'D
@NatTodaySatan
@NatTodaySatan 2 года назад
This is such a great description
@CarnivalChimera
@CarnivalChimera 2 года назад
Jarvis needs a soundboard to play the "dun" sound from moment of truth to scare his collabers
@RiverRoestdeKunstenaar
@RiverRoestdeKunstenaar 2 года назад
"and thats more important than helping a customer?" sounds like someone who had never worked in retail.
@dannydecheeto8105
@dannydecheeto8105 9 месяцев назад
I never noticed his mercy says what would Dhar Mann do, he literally replaced the word Jesus with his own name.
@monhi64
@monhi64 2 года назад
I know this isn’t the point and Jarvis didn’t invent it or anything but this is such a genius twist to bingo. I always hated that’s it’s pure luck, but with this you need some skill to even recognize you have a tile.
@nicestpancake
@nicestpancake 2 года назад
Same
@BarkingPup
@BarkingPup 2 года назад
Legit GPS collars are, like, $500 each. So it probably IS the reason they don't have xmas this year....
@mejorts
@mejorts 2 года назад
literally
@Nonsense_JARB
@Nonsense_JARB 10 месяцев назад
13:10 Kurtis predicts the future
@terinielsen7008
@terinielsen7008 Год назад
13:11 foreshadowing
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