Jeremy Clarkson and James May Bickering Compilation 

😂😂 couldn’t have described it more accurately myself

With his huge eyes and short body yea it does seem this way haha

That's offensive to children of divorce, quite frankly. And that's even funnier. Carry on!

"Dad and dad are arguing again" -Hammond

He is like. Why did I go to work today.

Lmao they didnt factor in his ocd cause its hella hilarious to watch

James May refused to participate in Season 1 because he didn't believe in the new format of the program.

@@HyperVegitoDBZ The actual truth

If you just look at the memes and caricatures, they are opposites

@@HyperVegitoDBZ no, he didn’t take part in the first series because he got lost at the 2nd Albert Hall 🤣

​@@chaoticneutral6288yes

@@chaoticneutral6288yes

Yes

😂😂😂

Saying Obsessive OCD is a little redundant mate, you saying May has Obsessive Obsessive Compulsive Disorder?

@@heezy8178 that basic you do not need to be a genius to know that

@@heezy8178 for the record, I really don't think it matters that much tbh

@@cleverusername9369 tautology

Ironic

That was a genuine fight 100%

Same with the machete..

@@captin3149 James was genuinely serious in that clip. Not to behead him but the emotion was real. He is deathly afraid of heights - ironically he is a pilot and has flown many times - but being in a car with shit handling on a dirt road 50,000 feet up while you're constantly rammed at speed from behind hits differently.

_"I think you've got something to say to me, haven't you?!"_ Kills me every time 🤣🤣🤣

I remember the bit where they look at him in his tent and he is holding a machete

@@Xtreemo Something along the lines of, "I'm sorry, James. I am a fully rigged, rate A-1, ocean going pillock." 😄😄😄😆😆😆😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣💀 Best insult I've ever heard.

“It’ll buff out” just takes the cherry

And then "is this airing at 10 o'clock on BBC?" "Yes" "Are we past the watershed?" "Yes" "You're a fu-" *cut to next scene*

And Jeremy knowing exactly how to push his buttons

It's pretty much not so different from the James May OCD compilation

Well, a combination of his OCD and Jeremy's complete lack of patience; quite literally the unstoppable force meeting the immovable object.

"I had this bomb"

Nooo you Gotta lift it

I liked where James asked if the show was being broadcast after the watershed, then swore.

@@kael2450 "That'll buffed out"

Lol

I mean, Jeremy himself proved that right a couple years prior....

@@captin3149 yeah, that was the joke

Ends up being a moot point because he ended up being the one that didn't make it because he got lost.

There were people waiting at the station who would make sure it gets delivered to the right person.

@@farhanatashiga3721 I don't think leaving with all the time would have helped him at all.

Nah not quite. The scoreboard one was genuinely irrelevant as they were doing different things so James didn't necessarily need to do that

@@liamjames395 true, however that was all set up and scripted. Even though they said it wasn’t scripted, you can easily tell it was all premeditated. For the GT stuff a lot of what he did was not from him, however with TG being less scripted, it was more him and more off his own back. For example the “taste the difference cheese” analogy he have while talking about a Ferrari on a news segment in TG, it made perfect sense, even though Hammond and Clarkson were ridiculing it. Stuff he did was good, not stuff he was told to do, generally.

Except navigation.

@@intorsusvolo7834 “Maidstone” “You mean Maidenhead” yes very true

what about the seasalt thing

You know what, for years and years I've been asking myself who my favorite one is and I couldn't decide between the 3 of em, but now that you put it that way I think you helped me decide 😂

Who’s Hammond?

@@Mthomas71188 the short one who crashes everything he has driven in also called hamster

They are the heart and brain of show and proved that they can do a show alone and still succeed , people watch Hammond only when he falls

@@deveshshah2963 he also can be pretty funny remember that episode from tg where he was trapped on a Mountain or that episode where he yells and shouts whille on a bicycle

Yeah good way of putting it

the new hosts are far too safe and over-friendly it’s just not good telly

@@badtotheappendixx it's alright tbf just not a patch on these 3 - I'd be happy if they took the racer out lol

@@badtotheappendixx is top gear still going

Bet you like watching two blokes 'arguing'.

Even better, he mentions on the DVD commentary that he was honestly close to considering punching Clarkson for that but stopped because of the camera. Seemed calm on the surface but was really fed up underneath.

The most entertaining television series... IN THE WORLD

No contest. I've seen these clips so many times and I still lose it every time.

About right for a labourer in the UK

lol i think what they were trying to do is loosen the sod and make a patch of dirt for gardening but yeah basically just cocking about

@@MotoHikes probably any labourer with a shovel anywhere mate ahah

Even better that the one with the white tracksuit is top gear producer andy willman

One of them is Andy Wilman, the genius behind the show.

James: chaotic good Richard: chaotic neutral Jeremy: chaotic evil

It's funny because Jeremy is the oldest.

As a middle child, James has middle child energy. Jeremy is definitely the oldest child of the bunch.

he already does lol

As someone else described, he's like a kid watching his parents argue for a divorce. And I can see why, his short stature and large eyes still make him look young even though he has a goatee now

You forgot one important thing: POWAAAAAAH!

And the throwing of a rock at Clarkson. May looked genuinely pissed off at that moment.

One of the few times he’s thought of killing Jeremy

Putting a machete against someone's face is a VERY convincing argument that they should not bump your car again on the death road.

same

Something spectacular I believe

means Clarkson is really good at being a pillock

Those are all Nautical terms to describe the sea worthiness of a ship Not the pillock bit obviously

Well if you're being literal about it, precisely that, I would've thought

Wouldn’t know a thing about new Top Gear…. As far as I’m concerned the show ended when these 3 left and/or were fired….

@@nobodyspecial6436 well said, I havent watched the new top gear, and by the looks of things its crap, i'm going to watch the grand tour as it looks funny

What is top gear?

@@vikingsmb it's informative, but not entertaining.

It's been seven years, I don't exactly think it's "new" Top Gear anymore

The poor bloke lost his job at the BBC because of Clarkson's childishness.

@@MaggotDiggo1 he didn’t, they left by choice after jeremy got fired

@@rhyshenderson3643 Technically yes, the other two left by their own accord. In practice, they had little other option. The show wouldn't have had the same success without Clarkson. My argument boils down to: If Clarkson hadn't been a wanker, the three of them (May included) would still be doing Top Gear at the BBC.

@@MaggotDiggo1 I mean he only got fired because the general population think he’s an idiot, so they took the side of the guy he had the fight with, who punched clarkson and didn’t get fired.

@@MaggotDiggo1 While it might not be true, they've all mentioned how liberating it's been not working for BBC

i can relate to Hammond. it's like that with my parents.

I'm pretty sure Jeremy is the oldest

@@kinnikuboneman Chronologically yes. He's about 13 mentally though haha

I would put hammond as the youngest whos just happy to be there

Speaking as a middle child of 3 lads (men, really, my younger brother is 23 and my older brother is a parent), I’d say their real ages line up with how me and my brothers tend to be, my older brother being a bit daft and impatient, me being pedantic, and my little brother either giving out one liners or just being happy to be there and be the little one (figuratively speaking, anyway, i’m the tallest and my and my little brother are noticeably taller than our older brother)

In a land full of rampant disease and rampant apathy about said disease, a drop of dog piss is the last of their worries.

*"STOP FILING!!"*

Should be a calendar quote.