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I was so engrossed in the story I didn't even realize he just gave that woman more than ONE BILLION dollars for all the limes on the planet and she said absolutely nothing
When Jerma was created, you could say a second world formed. That second world isn’t so far away from our own. If we really considered it, our “real world” is only a hologram that flows through Jerma. Things that we can be angry at end at a certain point. However, more may form inside of Jerma... Who knows the power they have now... maybe enough to interact with our world...
Little known fact; Jeremy Green legally had his first name changed to "Mister" at the age of 23, claiming "Now everyone will show me the respect I deserve!" He was found drinking the water from a gutter six days later after a gambling spree in Las Vegas.
watching this unfold live was so incredible. I've seen very few twists as engaging as finding out Silly Zonka Wonka was a young Mr. Green the whole time.
Silly Zonka became green after a work accident where he fell into a huge vat of melted green candies, burning him severly and causing his skin to become permenantly green. Due to the trauma of his accident his drug, alcohol, and prominent gambling addiction only got worse, making the Mr. Green we know today.
It all makes sense now... upon losing $40,000, Mr Green told Steve "don't worry about it! Mr Green's got ten million in the bank!" He then proceeded to gamble away another 40 grand. I bet you Steve was his last loyal Zonka Lompa, offering vomit-free shirts to his old boss out of respect for the man he used to be.
mr green’s origins: crazy chocolatier who becomes addicted to gambling, spends his riches on an obscene amount of limes, is hunted down by a money launderer, and is green from eating said limes jerma’s origin story: ate an entire sleeve of oreos and threw up in his mother’s bed
@@swallowme535 yeah he’s fucking insane, he also crashed his car into a pole while talking to himself in the rearview mirror and beat dark souls 3 on stream
10000 calories = 500 limes Limes don't have cholesterol, instead potassium, 1 lime = 1% daily value of potassium, which explains his heart explosions He probably eats at least 1000 limes a day, which is 1000% potassium Basically Mr. Green is a living potassium bomb
4:34 "Is this the Among Us guy?" The easiest way to tell a 2ndJerma upload is actually from a recent stream is if someone in chat brings up sus or Amongus at any point
Jerma playing a GAMBLING game: "If you walk into a casino and expect to leave with 10 million dollars, you have the wrong idea." Jerma playing a CHOCOLATE ENTREPRENEUR game: "Can I walk away with over a billion dollars from the casino?"
Some comments are suggesting this is Mr. Green's origin story, and others think this is actually a SEQUEL to that casino stream. What if it's both, and Mr. Green is just trapped in an eternal cycle of gambling and chocolatiering, rags to riches to rags to riches?
I like how the gambling minigames are kept separate to the 'main game', buying and selling of ingredients/chocolates with random prices, as if they are different.
I'd like to point out that Mr.Green bought 3138805 SACKS of limes. Lets say every bag has like 75 limes. I dont know whats more impressive: The lady having monopoly on all the limes in the world, or Mr.Green eating them all
No no, Mr. Green is constantly losing his money, so he has to do small jobs like house flipping or in this case choclatiering, and he finds loopholes which allows him to get back his money and go gambling.
@@trueforgottenfool3139 mr green is a money making genious, but his extreme gambling addiction sets him back from taking over the entire world's money.
Jeremy Greenz was a once-humble visionary, having worked his company Zonka Chocolates (which he ran under the pseudonym "Silly Zonka Wonka") to international acclaim with his unique chocolates and eye-catching, mouthwatering presentation. Everything went south when he first played a slot machine while in Las Vegas, Nevada, while on a business trip scouting for the perfect strawberries for a new confection. Now, after a months-long stint in which he almost bankrupted the company; becoming the first billionaire chocolate company CEO in history (through his gambling addiction); and the drug-fueled bender which landed him in the middle of the Australian bush with nothing but a cell phone signal and a crippling addiction to limes (funded through his aggressive business acquisitions) leaving him a green hue; Mr. Greenz retired to a luxury poker table in Las Vegas where he still lives to this day.
I wish I could give Jerma a large amount of cash and tell him to go to a casino and either spend it all or get a million dollars. He'd go full psycho before the night was over (Nice pfp btw)
Dr. Zonka and Mr. Green. You see, “Mr. Green” as he calls himself first appeared after Dr. Zonka ate one of his signature Sprite Urinal Cakes and chased it with an extra-large bestselling The Cuban Clock Cleaner before heading to the Vegas Strip. “It’s gonna be a long night” he told the clerk at the front desk of the hotel he was staying at before taking the last swig of his The Cuban Clock Cleaner.
Some times Jerma has conversations with chat but I can’t tell when he’s actually talking or when he’s reading a chat so it just sounds like the ramblings of an insane person.
Jerma is the kind of guy who would stream a game like Bannerlord for its selling point of huge action-packed battles for everyone to watch unfold... just to spend hours streaming himself trading butter instead.
Started watching your videos back in 2011 when the dunkaccino meme was popular and told one of my friends I would only subscribe if Jerma sang the dunkaccino song and here we are 10 years later...
Cannot put into words how AMAZING it was to catch this live. The lime part continued to spiral, I know there probably isn't enough but it deserves a part 3
31:30 Grayfruit is a insanely good youtuber and very underrated. Not to be a Advertising Andy but I saw him show up in Jerma's video and thought I'd mention him. Give the guy some love.
He didn't buy 3 million limes, he bought 3 million SACKS of limes. Factor in the cost per sack and you could very well assume that each sack contains hundreds or even THOUSANDS of limes, meaning Mr. Green could easily be in possession of over a billion fucking limes.
This is the prequel to Mr. Greens Big Break. This is how he got to the point where, even after all the gambling he did, he still had "10 million in the bank," as he tells Steve that night.
My favorite part was when he went into great detail about how he was gonna get "knocked up" and "pegged" as a catboy on stream. That vod is going in my special folder :)
@@happygamer_18 yeah maybe its related to the fact that he isn't real. Maybe its an experiment by twitch to see what they can get away with; RU-vid jerma was real, but since then it's been an AI.
I want to imagine that this is a game you'd play in school. Like those lemonade stand games that teach you about budgeting, spending, all that junk. And instead of actually learning the mechanics and how to spend, you pull a Mr. Green and learn nothing.
Glad to see Mr Green back honestly, the best Jerma villain of all times About the chocolate thing: it is indeed "chocolate" but USA English pronounces it as "choclet" because how the "co" gets nullified by the "cho" and "late", have heard so much people saying it that way that it might be a normal way to say it at this point
Coming back to jerma after a while of not watching him, he truly is insane. He will bring up some random comment or a completely off the wall addition to whatever topic someone brought up and it never makes sense I love it
