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Jerry Jones: Professional Football's Palpatine 

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Jerry Jones has always been one of the most divisive men in football, be it due to his promoting techniques, management of the Cowboys, and overall legacy in the NFL. This past year, however, has amplified these feelings. With the ways he has been in the spotlight due to Ezekiel Elliott's suspension, among other things, Jones has embarked on a crusade to all but overthrow Goodell.
The attempt that he made over this past football season may have failed, but this has the makings of a civil war full of intrigue, conspiracy and sabotage. A grand power struggle is soon to be upon us and Jerry Jones will certainly be at the forefront.
This video was long overdue. May you keep grandstanding while holding your team back from greatness for an eternity, Mr. Jones.

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@TheLuigiBrosMC
@TheLuigiBrosMC 6 лет назад
NFC East facts: First division to have all four teams with a Super Bowl ring First division to have all four teams have a video done on them by Tree.
@RMBII91
@RMBII91 4 года назад
The NFC East is both simultaneously the best and worst division in football at any moment.
@samorelowitz1916
@samorelowitz1916 4 года назад
@Harry Engel its prime was the early 90s
@lpphillyfan
@lpphillyfan 3 года назад
The duality of the NFC East.
@spcymeatball3974
@spcymeatball3974 3 года назад
In the words of the dead skins winning off the field
@someperson3883
@someperson3883 2 года назад
Nah the NFC Least was the best in 2020
@undle1406
@undle1406 6 лет назад
I really liked the part in Star Wars episode 6 when Tom Brady threw Jerry Jones down that pit to save Nick Foles. Oh yeah and Belicheck was there too.
@jamesreynolds6071
@jamesreynolds6071 6 лет назад
Tom Brady -- Kylo Ren Roger Goodell -- Snoke Bill Belichick -- Hux Nick Foles -- Luke Skywalker Doug Pederson -- Poe Dameron
@sherk3286
@sherk3286 6 лет назад
Eric Cartman Wouldn't Carson Wentz be Luke and Nick Foles would be Rey? Wentz did die fighting brady and belichick
@yourfriendlyneighborhoodsm4708
Eric Cartman Who’s Rose 😂
@samuelevans5743
@samuelevans5743 6 лет назад
May the hate flow through them seeking of that move its like lol
@samuelevans5743
@samuelevans5743 6 лет назад
Lol pretty good list spot on
@jdizz
@jdizz Год назад
4 years and it's 28 years and counting how true this video remains
@kurtpunchesthings2411
@kurtpunchesthings2411 10 месяцев назад
see the thing alot of people mistake is " why people say Jerry Jones is a good owner he won 3 Rings as a Coach " ah ah ah no Tom Landry built the foundation of the Team reinforced by Jimmy Johnson won 3 Superbowls Jerry Jones got salty that Jimmy was taking too much spotlight and literally fired him for no reason and shocker once the team Tom and Jimmy built faded it's now nearly 30 years since the Cowboys have reached an NFC Championship game never mind the fucking superbowl let this sink in the Jets have reached 2 Championship games since the Cowboys reached one
@texasyt3742
@texasyt3742 5 месяцев назад
Even perfectly, especially after that embarrassing loss against the 7th Seeded Packers of all teams😂
@DJDelta0
@DJDelta0 6 лет назад
Jerry Jones: The Palpatine who is somehow more Palpatine than Belichick
@elfofcourage
@elfofcourage 6 лет назад
DJDelta0 😂 LoL
@migangelmart
@migangelmart 4 года назад
Belichick is Thrawn.
@andrewchambers1877
@andrewchambers1877 4 года назад
Bruh Belichick IS Thrawn
@danicashuck7834
@danicashuck7834 4 года назад
Thrawn...I like it!
@kevinzhu6417
@kevinzhu6417 4 года назад
he kinda looks like palpatine lol
@blahsum7226
@blahsum7226 6 лет назад
Jerry Jones: Execute order move Franchises 66 Spanos: It will be done my lord
@BuckingBadger
@BuckingBadger 5 лет назад
Davis and Kroenke: yes my lord
@jodeboyd8386
@jodeboyd8386 5 лет назад
star wars is totally him
@seanhoran5657
@seanhoran5657 4 года назад
F##k you spanos
@muffs55mercury61
@muffs55mercury61 4 года назад
Hhhhahahahahaha that's a good one!!!!
@muffs55mercury61
@muffs55mercury61 4 года назад
@@seanhoran5657 Yeah!!
@GlobalWarmingSkeptic
@GlobalWarmingSkeptic 6 лет назад
I like every time they show Jerry's face when the team loses at home. It's always priceless.
@Moose6340
@Moose6340 6 лет назад
As a Redskins fan, I take great pleasure in the Cowboys' failures. The problem is, we've got Little Danny Snyder, who is basically like Jerry...without the success.
@andrex8888
@andrex8888 6 лет назад
as do I fellow RS fan. I would love to see them be the browns of the NFC every year
@patrick-xu1go
@patrick-xu1go 5 лет назад
Andrex888 since the Browns are a few plays away from being 5-0, it’s pretty safe to say we ARE the new Browns. What kind of fucking moron punts on 4th and 1?
@MaximusWolfe
@MaximusWolfe 4 года назад
What success? Two playoff wins in 23 years is on par with the deadskins.
@christophermedlin5889
@christophermedlin5889 4 года назад
@@MaximusWolfe Still better than the Lions
@MaximusWolfe
@MaximusWolfe 4 года назад
@@christophermedlin5889 Not saying much lol
@jcdova29
@jcdova29 4 года назад
Jimmy Johnson built a dynasty with 51 trades and smart drafting. Jerry sent the Cowboys to the stone age with two trades.
@frankgonzalez7432
@frankgonzalez7432 4 года назад
Well he traded some picks for Roy Williams from the Lions. The man has a fetish for receivers.
@GenericUserNameHere
@GenericUserNameHere 4 года назад
Harry Engel it’s not a trade technically but swapping Jimmy Johnson for a past-it idiot in Barry Switzer deserves mention
@michaelsmith5769
@michaelsmith5769 3 года назад
@Harry Engel 3-peated? Try 5-peated. Only the worst start to a game you can imagine (down 21-0 in the middle of the 1st quarter off 3 turnovers) combined with poor officiating allowed SF to beat the Cowboys in the '94 NFC championship (and only by 10). They would've easily beaten the Chargers for the 3-peat. They then win the 4th in a row over the Steelers in '95. Guts and Jimmy's psychology keep it going 1 more year to hold off the Packers (again) and win #5. Then the bottom falls out like it did in '97.
@kylebuckmaster6976
@kylebuckmaster6976 6 лет назад
Skip Bayless: Professional Sports Media Lolcow
@amirpalamar7133
@amirpalamar7133 6 лет назад
Kyle B yes yes yes
@zacharyjones438
@zacharyjones438 6 лет назад
Sean lee is a meme because of him
@GlobalWarmingSkeptic
@GlobalWarmingSkeptic 6 лет назад
I believe his name is pronounced Skip Baseless.
@prilli2willy463
@prilli2willy463 6 лет назад
I can't like this enough
@vandyboy3335
@vandyboy3335 6 лет назад
YES
@ImBoredAF1
@ImBoredAF1 6 лет назад
As a Cowboys fan- thank you
@wirelessbaguette8997
@wirelessbaguette8997 6 лет назад
As a Cowboys fan, the last 10 seconds ruined any good will I had towards UT for spouting off against Jerry. Making me relive that was cold-blooded.
@Bcoots
@Bcoots 6 лет назад
The cowboys are terrible hahahaha
@plainsimple2222
@plainsimple2222 6 лет назад
Coming from a Cowboys fan, I never press any of UT videos quicker than this
@wednesday181
@wednesday181 6 лет назад
Same predicament, same sentiment. From the day he fired Landry he’s been THE WORST.
@benmcguire2337
@benmcguire2337 6 лет назад
MJ23JH13SC30 It’s ok. I’m a Colts so fan so I know about crappy owners too.😂
@DoctorPorkenfries
@DoctorPorkenfries 2 года назад
A few years back, there was some kind of commercial for the NFL that showed Jerry Jones enter an elevator with a couple of Giants fans who then looked at each other with shocked expressions. Like, please, Jerry ain't getting on no elevator with common people, or going around without security, or going near fans if division rivals, and if he did, they would not be the ones afraid.
@austinemms9772
@austinemms9772 2 года назад
And now his team just lost to a 49ers team that had dealt with injures all year, which pushes the playoff record to 4-11 since they last won the Super Bowl. HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS!!!!
@TheGameCube64Guy
@TheGameCube64Guy 2 года назад
@@joesakic91 Actually they have 4 total playoff victories since their last Super Bowl season in 1995: 1996 - Defeated the Vikings in the Wild Card 40-15 before falling to the Panthers in the Divisional Round 26-17 2009 - Defeated the Eagles in the Wild Card 34-14 before falling to the Vikings in the Divisional Round 34-3 2014 - Defeated the Lions 24-20 in the Wild Card before falling to the Packers in the Divisional Round 26-21 2018 - Defeated the Seahawks 24-22 in the Wild Card before falling to the Rams in the Divisional Round 30-22
@joesakic91
@joesakic91 2 года назад
I'm still stunned at Kellen Moore running a QB draw up the gut with no timeouts against the 49ers.
@domurzillo7628
@domurzillo7628 6 лет назад
Nick foles has more Super Bowl touchdown catches than any Dallas receiver has had in this century
@isaacheldt
@isaacheldt 6 лет назад
W
@TheEgganator324
@TheEgganator324 6 лет назад
any cowboy player
@mason.11
@mason.11 6 лет назад
shit, he’s not wrong...
@ZhangtheGreat
@ZhangtheGreat 5 лет назад
Playoff wins since the Cowboys' last Super Bowl: Cowboys - 3 Nick Foles - 3
@theanimationlads7598
@theanimationlads7598 5 лет назад
Dom Urzillo fuck century, try millennium
@napalmblaziken
@napalmblaziken 6 лет назад
The title of this alone made me love you even more.
@cjsyblik3296
@cjsyblik3296 6 лет назад
The cowboys have a palpatine and a death star. we just need a vader.
@brine9658
@brine9658 5 лет назад
@@cjsyblik3296 jason garret
@VolumedMusicMan
@VolumedMusicMan 5 лет назад
Jerry only cares about the multi million dollar act that’s booked at his “world”.... and it’s not necessarily the Cowboys!
@ifyourmarriedyourasimpanda7440
@ifyourmarriedyourasimpanda7440 3 года назад
He uses the imperial match in the video too lmfao
@MegamanNG
@MegamanNG 6 лет назад
Professional Football's Palpatine eh? This should be fun. Although... Jerry Jones and Emperor Palpatine is like... a really scary thing.
@Seadragon77
@Seadragon77 6 лет назад
I can see it, though... UNLIMITED POWAH!!!!
@p4rz1val
@p4rz1val 6 лет назад
It is youuur DES-TINY. - Jerry phoning some kid just drafted for the 'Boys, probably
@TheBrainSpecialist
@TheBrainSpecialist 6 лет назад
DO IT
@TheMeloMan
@TheMeloMan 6 лет назад
Toronto Raptors : "We the North" Legacy of Failure
@familyguyfan8899
@familyguyfan8899 6 лет назад
Roger Goddell is Finis Valorum Jerry Jones is Sheev Palpatine
@stevejoseph4514
@stevejoseph4514 4 года назад
It's 12-30-19 and the Cowboys finished 8-8 again.
@MaximusWolfe
@MaximusWolfe 4 года назад
They sure did. Ain't it glorious?
@SonicspeedLuke
@SonicspeedLuke 6 лет назад
According to Skip Bayless, Sean Lee should play every position, so let's just make him the new owner too. #Skiiiiuuuuuupppp
@fridgepuff1722
@fridgepuff1722 6 лет назад
SonicspeedLuke "man i love that kid sean lee i just wanna buy him a soda pop!"-skip bayless
@drsalt328
@drsalt328 6 лет назад
He claimed to be a good High School B-ball player. He average less than 2 points a game on JV as a senior
@timomastosalo
@timomastosalo 6 лет назад
So you want to clone Sean Lee? Palpatine's tentacles are long inded.
@patrick-xu1go
@patrick-xu1go 5 лет назад
Fuck it he’d probably block better than Connor Williams and La’el Collins even with his glass hamstring
@tuckertheyoutuber901
@tuckertheyoutuber901 5 лет назад
He would probably get injured as owner too
@YouWillNeverKnow
@YouWillNeverKnow 6 лет назад
I gagged at the title 😂😂😂😂😂
@mikemurdock7234
@mikemurdock7234 6 лет назад
The Eagles may have won the Super Bowl but the Cowboys had 2 of the 3 most highest selling jerseys of the year. Who is the real winner here? Jerry of course! Cause making money is more important than winning a Super Bowl.
@atroph21
@atroph21 6 лет назад
Mike M. 1) Wentz 2) Brady 3) Prescott
@jackskellington8292
@jackskellington8292 5 лет назад
Andrew Trofa wentz😂😂😂 no one is buying wentz jerseys unless you’re an eagles fan, wayyy more people buy brady and rapistberger shirts than wentz jerseys😂
@austinrivers5088
@austinrivers5088 5 лет назад
@@jackskellington8292 if you bothered to look it up you'd see Wentz was the #1 selling Jersey the year Andrew was talking about
@x4bluntz2urd0me2
@x4bluntz2urd0me2 4 года назад
Jack Skellington haha blinded by your bias then destroyed by facts
@thegreysun1128
@thegreysun1128 4 года назад
Please keep thinking like that. If you don’t care about the team and only care about the money I am all for it. That means the eagles will just win the NFC east year after year after year. FLY EAGLES FLY🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
@berfunkle4588
@berfunkle4588 Год назад
Oh shit. This is from 4 years ago. I thought Tree uploaded this today.
@NWOWCW4Life1
@NWOWCW4Life1 Год назад
Crazy how this has continued to age well and well as the years go by
@glatrus9049
@glatrus9049 6 лет назад
ROME TOTAL WAR MUSIC LOL
@farkinator7205
@farkinator7205 6 лет назад
lol Glatrus also EU4 music!
@jaredkrol3739
@jaredkrol3739 6 лет назад
Farkinator I heard it and was like waaaah
@ivan904
@ivan904 4 года назад
what song is at the end?
@praetorian9823
@praetorian9823 4 года назад
DUN, DUN UH DUH DUH A DUH DUN DUN A DUN
@willcollins4246
@willcollins4246 3 года назад
@@farkinator7205 What was the music he used at 0:41
@RealBenShapiro
@RealBenShapiro 6 лет назад
As a Cowboys fan I have been waiting on this for YEARS
@maxcarrasco260
@maxcarrasco260 6 лет назад
MR. Bucket same here buddy
@Ftc.6
@Ftc.6 6 лет назад
Me also
@isaiahaguilera7710
@isaiahaguilera7710 6 лет назад
Same
@AMotionProductions
@AMotionProductions 6 лет назад
Yep
@quietcorner293
@quietcorner293 4 года назад
Jones keeps Garrett yet he once fired a coach after winning back to back Super Bowls. I'm a Vikings fan, so I like Jerry.
@mikemurdock7234
@mikemurdock7234 6 лет назад
Some interesting Cowboys facts not listed in this video - *The Cowboys are one of 3 teams in the NFC to not reach the NFC Title game in the last 22 years. The other two teams are the Redskins and Lions. *The Cowboys are the ONLY NFC team of the last decade to go 13-3 and not advance to the NFC title game. They went 13-3 back in 2007 and then completely shit the bed in the playoffs to the Giants (a team they beat TWICE in the regular season, including a blow out win). Then of course, there is 2016 when Coach of the Year Jason Garrett loses to the Packers. I'm still trying to figure out how Garrett won COTY that season. If Garrett was with any other NFC team, he would've been fired years ago for his underachieving and middling mediocrity. The 4-12 season should've got him fired, though you could argue he should've been fired before that. There's an entire generation of Cowboys fans now whom were either too young to witness the dynasty of the 90's, or were not born yet. So this generation hasn't even seen the team reach the NFC title game at least once, meanwhile every other team in the NFC except for the Redskins and Lions can at least say they've been there in the last 22 years. The Cowboys are currently in their longest drought of reaching the NFC title game in all their history. They may not have reached the SB back in the 80's with those Danny White teams, but they at least reached the NFC title game a bunch of times.
@kingofgrim4761
@kingofgrim4761 6 лет назад
Mike M. To be fair, we were robbed twice from said title game, but everything else is true
@mikerivera373
@mikerivera373 6 лет назад
As a 19 year old Cowboys fan, I didn’t need more material to cry myself to sleep over, but thanks
@mikemurdock7234
@mikemurdock7234 6 лет назад
You weren't robbed. You can actually spin that argument in reverse that the Lions were robbed a playoff win back in 2014. The Dez no catch would've never happened if not for some odd calls the week before vs Detroit. As long as Jerry runs this team and Garrett is the couch, they won't go far. They had absolutely no business being down 21-3 to the Packers in that last playoff game (just like vs the Lions when they came out flat in that game and needed to mount a comeback), and what the hell was going on with that final drive? Garrett takes Elliott out of the game on the last drive, and then spikes the ball with a timeout to boot and just kicks a field goal (thus giving Green Bay jut enough time for Rodgers' heroics). Garrett has a history of poor clock management and losing games they should've won. This video sadly did not have the clip of him icing his own kicker vs the Cardinals years ago. Check out the Baltimore game from 2012 and the WTF clock management at the end of that game.
@lostinthegrave7462
@lostinthegrave7462 6 лет назад
Adding on the trivia, the Cowboys have actually lost a playoff game to a team they swept in the regular season twice. 2007 to the Giants, and earlier in '98 to the... Cardinals (seriously). They are the only team in the modern nfl to accomplish this feat, let alone twice.
@andrex8888
@andrex8888 6 лет назад
then i guess the dallas fuckboys aren't as good as people make them out to be....
@Rohan-lh5je
@Rohan-lh5je 4 года назад
Oh the irony of putting this in my recommended AFTER buffalo beats the absolute shit out of dallas on Thanksgiving
@TheStraightShooter
@TheStraightShooter 6 лет назад
As Cowboys fan everything you just said about Jerry Jones is on point. This man is running this franchise into the ground he keeps players who can't produce he keeps coach that has clap more than actually winning playoff game. Since 1996 the Cowboys have not made a Super Bowl hell not even a NFC Championshp appearance. the Eagles and Giants have more success in the 20 years than the Cowboys. there is some Cowboys fans I know that waiting for Jerry to either retire or have someone else take over. I don't see that happen Jerry's ego won't allow that to happen. he rather see the Cowboys be medicore then to admit he is wrong
@Beastking800
@Beastking800 5 лет назад
The Straight Shooter he should've gave Romo a chance on his last year before retiring but no, he starts a rookie QB who needed Romo then his second year he ends up being trash
@jodeboyd8386
@jodeboyd8386 5 лет назад
the worst part? not one but two teams pass by in superbowl wins. cowboys seem to always have the remaining nfc east's number then the opposite happens in playoffs
@UnclePhil1112
@UnclePhil1112 4 года назад
The Straight Shooter as long as nepotism is in that organization, the Cowboys won’t accomplish anything.
@drewengel7073
@drewengel7073 2 года назад
When the Vikings, Cardinals, Bengals, and Jaguars all have more playoff success than you in 20 years, you know that you are in deep trouble.
@trumetalheadonmauiey9715
@trumetalheadonmauiey9715 6 лет назад
Tree, You Da Man! Finally got to send up Jerry Jones.He singlehandedly turned America,s Team from a Powerhouse to a punchline.The Cowboys had glory in the days of the Tex Schramm/Tom Landry regime.
@ZhangtheGreat
@ZhangtheGreat 6 лет назад
They had glory under Jimmy Johnson too, but of course Jerrah can't stand Jimmy getting all the credit.
@trumetalheadonmauiey9715
@trumetalheadonmauiey9715 6 лет назад
ZhangtheGreat Yes they did, Jerry shouldn,t have fired Jimmy Johnson.
@tleoipl37
@tleoipl37 4 года назад
2019 cowboys: blew the division lead and missed the playoffs to the eagles that had 4th string WRs and CBs.
@jodeboyd8386
@jodeboyd8386 4 года назад
theres a 4th string?
@tleoipl37
@tleoipl37 4 года назад
jode boyd yea and practice squad lol
@jodeboyd8386
@jodeboyd8386 4 года назад
I figured if it were a 4th string they would be using punters as quarterbacks and 3rd string running backs as wide receivers and other various positions on the team, heck it once was the opposite way in that Tom Brady was a punter once
@loganmoreau7569
@loganmoreau7569 3 года назад
jode boyd they usually run about 6 deep at wide receiver since you have 3 on the field most of the time. Them and their defensive counterparts, cornerbacks, usually have the most depth of any position
@loganmoreau7569
@loganmoreau7569 3 года назад
jode boyd and the Eagles top three wide receivers (Alston Jeffery, DeSean Jackson, and Nelson Agholor) were all injured. So their number 1 WR going into the Cowboys rematch was 4th WR Greg Ward
@stevenperry9762
@stevenperry9762 4 года назад
Love the Skip jab, priceless.
@Jonk_Jonk
@Jonk_Jonk 6 лет назад
As a Cowboys fan, I’ve bent waiting for this
@drdream2095
@drdream2095 6 лет назад
Jack S me too
@MaximusWolfe
@MaximusWolfe 4 года назад
It's fun to watch your fan base suffer.
@nestlewesley9449
@nestlewesley9449 6 лет назад
Jerry would have won another superbowl if Flacco had been at the helm. Flacco is just too elite.
@JackKanoff1
@JackKanoff1 6 лет назад
Nestlé Wesley Flacco is too good right now
@ryanthebestgamer1217
@ryanthebestgamer1217 6 лет назад
Nestlé Wesley Flacco isn't elite
@MarloSoBalJr
@MarloSoBalJr 6 лет назад
Take it from us Ravens fans, Joe is way too good right now. Can't wait for 2019, oh joy!
@m.robert123
@m.robert123 6 лет назад
Imagine if Jerry Jones has pekka Rinne. He's just too good right now
@jackskellington8292
@jackskellington8292 5 лет назад
MarloSoBalJr benched and replace by a guy who fumbles like its fucking christmas😂😂😂
@whybecause.5723
@whybecause.5723 6 лет назад
You somehow made Rodger Goodell sympathetic. That's impressive.
@michaelnewton1332
@michaelnewton1332 3 года назад
Nah, Roger Goddell still couldn't lead a swarm of starving flies to fresh dog shit.
@codykoger7053
@codykoger7053 6 лет назад
You used A. Waldetoft's EU4 Main Theme as background music. Thank you Tree for putting a smile on my face simply with the music choice.
@frenchfrey65
@frenchfrey65 6 лет назад
That god damn air horn gets me every time
@chandlerallen772
@chandlerallen772 6 лет назад
As a Cowboys fan, thank you for this.
@edtierney6076
@edtierney6076 4 года назад
The Trade Federation theme is perfect to Jerry Jones 😂😂😂
@jbellflower83
@jbellflower83 4 года назад
As a cowboys fan, this video was solid gold.
@kadeekens6354
@kadeekens6354 6 лет назад
To end the video with the Dez catch was brilliant
@louisweisberg6283
@louisweisberg6283 6 лет назад
Europa Universalis 4 music!
@cesardominguez3247
@cesardominguez3247 6 лет назад
Then Rome Total War music? What is this
@JahNuhThunDeeTheOneAndOnly
@JahNuhThunDeeTheOneAndOnly 9 месяцев назад
*Fun fact:* It’s been almost 30 years since Dallas played in a NFC title game
@rolandrodriguez9594
@rolandrodriguez9594 5 лет назад
I’m a Cowboys and even I find this hilariously true. This was so damn funny. I love your vids keep it up. You Yinzers are so damn frank and to the point that It’s so damn funny.
@jojorofo
@jojorofo 6 лет назад
Lions video? Make me feel something, Tree. Anything.
@Yapmanpac
@Yapmanpac 6 лет назад
jojorofo The Detroit Lions: Somehow Worse Than The Browns
@readyjoe6427
@readyjoe6427 6 лет назад
Yap Pac lol in your dreams atleast they didn’t go 0-16 this year and BARELY missed the playoffs. Also they’ve never been 1-32 in 2 seasons alone.
@PipeGuy64Bit
@PipeGuy64Bit 6 лет назад
+Dead Gang Well the 2008 Lions were clearly the worse 0-16 team because the Browns at least were in quite a few close games this past season. But yeah the Lions are still actually capable of sometimes being mediocre.
@Dee-jd6ym
@Dee-jd6ym 6 лет назад
F that he been ducking and dodging the Ravens. He a Steelers fan who don't wanna roast the Ravens? The only team IN the AFC north he hasn't done yet.
@Steve_Hunts96
@Steve_Hunts96 6 лет назад
Dead Gang Lions were VERY close to doing that between 08 & 09 with a 2-31 record, so they’re pretty much in the same boat
@deanspanos8210
@deanspanos8210 6 лет назад
Jerry Jones. What is your bidding, my master?
@familyguyfan8899
@familyguyfan8899 6 лет назад
Fuck You Spanos
@whomstyousay4276
@whomstyousay4276 6 лет назад
God damnit spanos
@TheGOAT-zc6mj
@TheGOAT-zc6mj 6 лет назад
Spanos L
@flyawayq5115
@flyawayq5115 6 лет назад
Spanos …You…
@FireboltPrime
@FireboltPrime 6 лет назад
Spanos you fuck
@nicholasartuso4698
@nicholasartuso4698 4 года назад
Robert Kraft: Professional football's forgotten Herbert the Pervert.
@BokuGlack
@BokuGlack 2 года назад
This aged well.
@familyguyfan8899
@familyguyfan8899 6 лет назад
Tree has two sponsors now SeatGeek & Dollar Shave Club
@iron1349
@iron1349 6 лет назад
FamilyGuyfan889 imagine what could happen if he can pay the rent by doing this, or even buy his own house.
@trumetalheadonmauiey9715
@trumetalheadonmauiey9715 6 лет назад
One thing is plain truth, they can,t beat Green Bay.
@LawrenceW78
@LawrenceW78 6 лет назад
I think we (speaking as a Cowboys fan) can beat Green Bay, all we have to do is fire a head coach without balls and hire one with balls
@kingofgrim4761
@kingofgrim4761 6 лет назад
Lonestar327 and hire the refs so we don’t get robbed anymore lol
@mikerivera373
@mikerivera373 6 лет назад
I fucking hate everything. I just want to beat Green Bay once in a game that matters.
@plainsimple2222
@plainsimple2222 6 лет назад
Mike’s Music Reviews hey beating Green Bay in Lambeau field last season was fun, good times.
@TheMasterQuests
@TheMasterQuests 6 лет назад
funny since it used to be the opposite every time they faced Green Bay.
@nineether7257
@nineether7257 2 года назад
Jerry Jones is the real life version of Mr. Burns. "Excellent!!" 🙏🏻
@furioussherman7265
@furioussherman7265 4 года назад
1:33-2:07 America's Team in every sense of the word. Reflecting the country it's supposed to represent perfectly.
@pupeEETR
@pupeEETR 6 лет назад
So that completed the NFC east
@ronnickels5193
@ronnickels5193 6 лет назад
Elprocesso Time for the west. I nominate the Seahawks for dissection.
@onoitsjt
@onoitsjt 6 лет назад
Ron Nickels He already did the 49ers after they went to 2-14 under Chip Kelly. Other than that there’s not really much to talk about in the West both NFC and AFC
@TheLuigiBrosMC
@TheLuigiBrosMC 6 лет назад
49ers and Rams done. How about the Arizona Cardinals: Professional Football's Retirement Home?
@ronnickels5193
@ronnickels5193 6 лет назад
Johnnie Doe I still say the Seahawks need a once over. They've regressed from two Super Bowl appearances to not even making the playoffs. And considering all the crap they pulled last season they might as well be called the NFL'S Daycare.
@drsalt328
@drsalt328 6 лет назад
Arizona Cardinals: Mathematically worst team in Professional Football you guys should get the five point gaming reference
@treymagathan847
@treymagathan847 6 лет назад
About time we see a Lolcow on management and ownership.
@0123renee
@0123renee 6 лет назад
And no better choice to choose one on
@treymagathan847
@treymagathan847 6 лет назад
24AMPER Agreed. He should do a hard one on Jimmy Haslem (Owner; Browns) or Tom Dundan (Owner; Hurricanes)
@theunpopularopinionatedten4951
The Dallas Cowboys: Professional Football's Kardashians.
@joeregan2734
@joeregan2734 4 года назад
Shit nobody cares about that the media keeps forcing on us? Yuuup
@hugosports3609
@hugosports3609 Год назад
It's funny. I didn't even notice the video was from 4 years ago because I heard 13-3 and playoff collapse and thought, "Yeah that's every year in Dallas".
@LplusRatioplusNobodyCares
@LplusRatioplusNobodyCares 6 лет назад
As life long Cowboys fan and native Fort Worthian, Jerry needs to go (GM position). He's holding back this team.
@CodyDockerty
@CodyDockerty 6 лет назад
Watching this all happen kind of makes me hopeful for the XFL. Vince please don't choke it
@theshowgamer2742
@theshowgamer2742 6 лет назад
Cody Dockerty I’m with you my man
@johnashley327
@johnashley327 6 лет назад
Only a Cowboy fan would be hopeful for XFL.
@dokkansummons994
@dokkansummons994 6 лет назад
John Ashley more like only a browns fan lol
@nohbuddy1
@nohbuddy1 6 лет назад
Fuck yeah Chicago Enforcers!
@mikepuppetz9
@mikepuppetz9 6 лет назад
Don't be surprised if Jerry tries to move the Cowboys to that league. I doubt that's legally possible, but it doesn't mean Jerry won't try it.
@olddoggo6769
@olddoggo6769 5 месяцев назад
Great time to watch this one
@burnheal6063
@burnheal6063 6 лет назад
Eagles win the super bowl Tree shits all over jerruh 2018 is off to the greatest start that any year in history has gotten off to.
@adamduerwachter2596
@adamduerwachter2596 6 лет назад
Never thought UT could make me cheer for roger Goodell....
@mikerivera373
@mikerivera373 6 лет назад
I mean, is it actually cheering for him, or just cheering for destruction and mayhem? I hate Jerry Jones, but Roger Goodell is just as bad if not worse.
@jimbo-fk4dq
@jimbo-fk4dq 6 лет назад
The fact that Roger is one of the few to put Jerry in his place and make Jerry look like a bitch is actually admirable, if that makes sense.
@yourfriendlyneighborhoodsm4708
Jerry Jones is not Palpitine. You know who is though, Seat Geek. It sorta through all available seats to give you the best price. It rates all the seats based on value from 1 to 100 to give you the best bang for your buck
@rusheelanne1373
@rusheelanne1373 3 года назад
Guys Jerry Jones has wasted: Tony Romo Jason Witten Dez Bryant Demarcus Ware Zack Martin Tyron Smith Travis Federick Dan Bailey Miles Austin Terrance Newman Sean Lee I probably missed someone
@markandmatsportstalkshow
@markandmatsportstalkshow 5 лет назад
“ I am the NFL ! “
@louisweisberg6283
@louisweisberg6283 6 лет назад
Wait that's eu4 music
@Arnoldisbored
@Arnoldisbored 6 лет назад
Jerry Jones: Professional football's Ottomans.
@LuckyJ0n
@LuckyJ0n 6 лет назад
Possibly Ming, It starts out in a great position the collapses into a bunch of smaller states. Never to reclaim it's prior glory ever again.
@pan-slavicbear9405
@pan-slavicbear9405 6 лет назад
Hell yeah man
@RedBull34xxxxx
@RedBull34xxxxx 6 лет назад
I looked for this comment.
@TheRepublicofChad
@TheRepublicofChad 6 лет назад
The Cowboys need better generals.
@D_T_S_V
@D_T_S_V 6 лет назад
I thought it was Belicheck!
@ArtrexisLives
@ArtrexisLives 4 года назад
I am a Cowboys fan, and this....this was needed.
@voltingmaster5458
@voltingmaster5458 6 лет назад
Please do one for Blair Walsh, He’s just asking for it!
@loww9939
@loww9939 6 лет назад
I’m i cards fan, while watching that, I literally knew he was gonna miss it somehow before the play even began
@predat0r178
@predat0r178 5 лет назад
Volting Master blair walsh is the nathan petermeme of kickers
@thecharmcityplayerbrandona8827
As long as Jerry Jones is the owner of the Cowboys, they will never win a Super Bowl or even a playoff game because he will not get out of his own way and he only hires people that will listen to him.... I do feel like Stephen Jones would possibly get more power in the future.
@dakotaraptor224
@dakotaraptor224 6 лет назад
He made it to a Conference Championship game, something so difficult, Jerry Jones can't do it
@mikerivera373
@mikerivera373 6 лет назад
The sooner Stephen Jones gets the power, the better. At the very least, get Jerry out of the GM seat and put Will McClay in. The man is a great drafter.
@millennialvs.theworld3849
@millennialvs.theworld3849 6 лет назад
I’m soooooooo thankful for Stephen Jones.
@MrDylan2125
@MrDylan2125 6 лет назад
I'm a simple man. I see Urinating Tree, I watch.
@mars7724
@mars7724 3 года назад
2:53 Gotta love how they kneeled for the National Anthem and the Cowboys are called America's Team.
@patrickracer43
@patrickracer43 2 года назад
It made Jerry look like he cared about what the players were protesting
@chanelhenderson8460
@chanelhenderson8460 2 года назад
I despise the Cowboys because of their fans. This video was HILARIOUS
@nifty5799
@nifty5799 6 лет назад
I blame spanos
@davidbenjamin8265
@davidbenjamin8265 6 лет назад
FUCK YOU SPANOS
@po4481
@po4481 6 лет назад
Nifty Noldog what is spanos?
@flyawayq5115
@flyawayq5115 6 лет назад
Nifty Noldog Fuck that guy!
@deanspanos8210
@deanspanos8210 6 лет назад
Don't listen to them. Spanos is a misunderstood saint.
@pottytheparrot310
@pottytheparrot310 6 лет назад
Snake pie In case you don’t know that’s the scumbag who moved the Chargers to LA and they don’t want them there. And the Rams have more fans than they do.
@UnderwaterAlexJones
@UnderwaterAlexJones 6 лет назад
Could you just put me and the rest of Detroit out of its misery and do the Lions video already?
@jojorofo
@jojorofo 6 лет назад
Pepe McFeels God please. I need the cathartic feel of pain
@iron1349
@iron1349 6 лет назад
Pepe McFeels Lions, Tigers and Pistons, Oh My
@imkingsmen4919
@imkingsmen4919 6 лет назад
FINALLY!!! HE DID IT! I was waiting for this video for a long time tree. I remember asking him to talk about the cowboys and jerry jones on the steelers video.
@Rockhound6165
@Rockhound6165 5 лет назад
UT did a scathing video on the Arizona Cardinals but the Cardinals, yes the Cardinals, have more playoff wins and have been to more Super Bowls than the Cowboys in the last 22 years. This includes a 20-7 thrashing of the Pokes in 1999.
@lukas187x
@lukas187x 6 лет назад
Been waiting for this. An owner whose ego is so large that you can see it from space (I'm kidding). Nothing against the Cowboys personally, but ol' JJ needs this knock to bring his ego down a peg. I mean, as owner, President and GM of the team? How many hats does he want to wear?
@patrickracer43
@patrickracer43 2 года назад
Because he's like Palpatine, Palpatine was the Senate and Jerry is the Cowboys
@aiwash2766
@aiwash2766 6 лет назад
I thought that title belonged to Bill Belicheck
@GraveDigger35
@GraveDigger35 6 лет назад
if you want anyone of the patriots to be the NFL's Palpatine make it Robert Kraft, cause with out his dream of owning the pats coming true in the 90's the Patriots would be in St. Louis right now
@djtrankilo231
@djtrankilo231 4 года назад
This video aged well
@johnstebbins24
@johnstebbins24 6 лет назад
Am I the only one who recognized Alan Moorhouse's "Music To Drive By" at the beginning of this? Nice selection, Tree!
@cowboysilver45
@cowboysilver45 6 лет назад
TREE YOU GENIUS!
@LordLowe
@LordLowe 6 лет назад
You are mistaken Bill Belichick is Pro footballs Palpatine
@DanielMartinez-fz4bo
@DanielMartinez-fz4bo 6 лет назад
Robert Craft
@JM-fr5ge
@JM-fr5ge 6 лет назад
LordLowe Bill has won championships in the past 20 years unlike Jerry
@GraveDigger35
@GraveDigger35 6 лет назад
more like Robert Craft, cause with out his dream of owning the patriots, the pats would've been in St. Louis right now
@JosefSnurk
@JosefSnurk 6 лет назад
Normally I'd agree, but there's a huge difference......at least Palpatine has been seen smiling.
@grubbs517
@grubbs517 6 лет назад
Have you seen Belichick in his grey hoodie? Jabba the Hut.
@ericradford2142
@ericradford2142 Год назад
Who’s here after the Cowboys lost to Brock Purdy and the 49ers?
@plazmikpond
@plazmikpond Год назад
Me 😔
@beastx5490
@beastx5490 2 года назад
This is honesty exactly what this entire franchise and fan base deserves.
@nelson3209
@nelson3209 6 лет назад
*Spanos is Jerry Jones's best friend.*
@deanspanos8210
@deanspanos8210 6 лет назад
Nelson Nguyen Ones master cannot be his best friend.
@dakotaraptor224
@dakotaraptor224 6 лет назад
Nelson Nguyen Then Fuck Both Spanos and Jones
@subscribeorelse2248
@subscribeorelse2248 6 лет назад
Spanos=snoke jones=palpitine
@TheEgganator324
@TheEgganator324 6 лет назад
Spanos, your Jerry Jones's master now?
@LordLowe
@LordLowe 6 лет назад
You’ve done a clean sweep of every team in the NFC east Conglaturation
@BS-uj3ny
@BS-uj3ny Год назад
This video continues to age well
@VerdadVeritasTruth
@VerdadVeritasTruth 6 лет назад
DUDE! Continue making these videos! As you noted, JJ is out for JJ and supports gouging cities for the NFL; yet all these owners are imagined as paragons of success. I'm glad you put the Urinating Tree brand of satirical and analytical commentary on this frustrating reality. And, yes, I'm a Cowboys fan.
@345optimusprime
@345optimusprime 6 лет назад
So Bill Belichick is Darth sidious?
@targettoad691
@targettoad691 6 лет назад
Shadic Namikaze no, Belichick is the force itself
@kirkocuz
@kirkocuz 5 лет назад
Shadic Namikaze star wars nerd shut the fuck up
@VideoGameCenter100
@VideoGameCenter100 6 лет назад
As an Eagles fan I pray to God this man lives forever. The Cowboys will NEVER win a Super Bowl again as long as Jerry's in charge.
@kylebuckmaster6976
@kylebuckmaster6976 6 лет назад
From Memes 2 Dremes I agree. By the way, how in gods name are the Cowboys called “America’s Team?” In my lifetime, they’ve never been impressive. Only 5 seasons with 10+ wins. 😂😂😂 Fly Eagles Fly. 👍
@BuckingBadger
@BuckingBadger 6 лет назад
I could say the same he's the reason why breaking the cowboys in heartbreaking fashion (twice in 9 months and the 2014 Divisional round) is so god damn satisfying Go Pack Go
@redwolfcorprevamped8266
@redwolfcorprevamped8266 6 лет назад
Kyle B lol the whole "America's team" thing. Traditional Cowboys aren't even American they're goddamn Spaniards. Someone else like the Eagles or Patriots, some team entity that just screams a truly "American" theme should wear the title
@trevonpernell0814
@trevonpernell0814 6 лет назад
From Memes 2 Dremes Bandwagon alert!
@VideoGameCenter100
@VideoGameCenter100 6 лет назад
Vaude Vega Nick Foles has more playoff wins than the Cowboys in the last 23 fucking years you have no room to talk shit boy
@RockLobssterMan15
@RockLobssterMan15 6 лет назад
I love how the music in these videos occasionally come from various strategy games (Rome total war, Europa universalis)
@johnenigma8506
@johnenigma8506 Год назад
Roger Goodell should get a video in the future.
@treymagathan847
@treymagathan847 6 лет назад
I stopped playing GTA V for this. Do not disappoint me.
@patrick-xu1go
@patrick-xu1go 5 лет назад
Who tf plays gta in 2018?
@predat0r178
@predat0r178 5 лет назад
Perkaholic there’s still some believe it or not
@patrick-xu1go
@patrick-xu1go 5 лет назад
predat0r178 id have better luck finding a team with mics to play black ops 1 zombies than a full heist squad
@hunterporth3302
@hunterporth3302 6 месяцев назад
Let’s be honest the Cowboys are Stuck in the past thinking a old man who is way past his expiration date would still lead them to their 6th Championship is almost laughable there going to find a way to choke away this season as well
@redskinsman10
@redskinsman10 6 лет назад
THANK YOU!!!! You finally did something with the Cowboys
@k1llez4fun65
@k1llez4fun65 6 лет назад
I’ve been waiting for this. And it didn’t disappoint
@Refrigerator44
@Refrigerator44 4 года назад
2 wins in 23 years, that’s saying something when the bears have more playoff wins than you in a given timeframe.
@PerturaboIW
@PerturaboIW 6 лет назад
How is Bill Bellichick not the nfls palpatine
@ianwinfield929
@ianwinfield929 6 лет назад
Please post more of these during the off-season. It’ll hold me over till the regular season starts.
@theman1412
@theman1412 6 лет назад
YES! YES! I have been waiting for this
@nathanhunter6201
@nathanhunter6201 Год назад
Like many NFL fans, I hate the Cowboys with a fiery passion, but my god, that Dez Bryant "incompletion' gives me a headache every time I see it. How is that not a catch, NFL? Hurts my damn brain.
@WoeIsLee
@WoeIsLee 6 лет назад
What if manziel was drafted by the cowboys and sat for 3 years to learn........ Being drafted by the browns kills qbs. Just some food for thought.
@bbbabrock
@bbbabrock 5 лет назад
For another similarly anti-Dallas Cowboy video Check out this one. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-ZymSrDfLhW8.html
@aceo3773
@aceo3773 6 лет назад
3:55 wasn't expecting "Ride Forth Victoriously" but thoroughly made happy!
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