Jim Cornette on Getting Sick 

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Never trust a fart.

rolled the die and got snake eyes lmao

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For years & years I didn't drink water hardly at all until I was doing roofing during a hot summer day & I had already gotten dehydrated anyways. My boss/friend told me that if I didn't start drin water that he wouldn't pay me until I did lol. Been drinking water a whole lot ever since & I'll be 48 in May of 2024. Now, I drink water, berry & fruit juices more than drinks as I rarely even drink drinks now unless it's a cold Dr. Pepper {holy water}... 🤔

You are going to want to watch the video “george brett tells a story.” Possibly the greatest I shit myself story ever.

I was about to post the same thing! 😂

I Once HersheySquirted My BoxerBriefs & Went Into a GasStation RestRoom to Throw My UnderWear Away...& Days Later That GasStation EXPLODED, Due to a NaturalGasLeak Under TheFloor!

"I shit myself 3 times on Monday" - Jim Cornette 2022

Anything Jim does is way more entertaining than Aew , EVER !!!!

Pooping in the woods is erotic

About a mile or two, dollar general stores are everywhere

Me too..... Just getting over something just like that..... I believe it was a respiratory infection..... 😪🤧😩🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿

I was like that in October. Hope you feel better soon.

Feel better bro

Between the living crisis and the cold we are indeed living the good life here in the UK 🇬🇧 🤣🤣

Join the club mate 😒

Does it come crashing down and hurt inside?

@@jims.6393 that doesn't work for me,brother.

​@@vodkagal28rarely?? Lmfao. I haven't been sick in over 4 years. Just sayin my dude

Jim Cornettes ad reads are always brilliant. But I really loathe Manscaped. It's a company who creates a problem then sells you the solution, which you don't need. Nobody needed Manscaped before, nobody needs it now. Even if you do shave your balls, there have been plenty of ball shavers around for ages. Who don't saturation advertise, and doing create fears and try to reduce people's self esteem, so they can pretend their BS product will make you fulfilled and happy. I dislike the way they try to exploit, even create, insecurities to sell their product. It's essentially "you need sex to be happy, and, if you're not getting enough, it's because you don't have Manscaped." Or more simply, "you're not going to be happy unless you buy Manscaped." It creates more nonsense for men to be insecure about. Next they'll be selling makeup. "Hide those ugly skin problems or you'll never be happy." I figure I'll invent a product for the terrible "smelly ear" problem which I didn't know I had, until I wondered if my ear grooming was up to the standards of the modern woman. Now I realise I need a new anti ear stink deoderant, anti ear hair clippers, anti ear stink preventative spray, the whole lot ! It's bottled water. It's bottled oxygen. It's insidious. Young men have enough insecurities about women, about their looks, about their grooming now. Young women have been copping this nonsense for years. We don't need Manscaped. We never did. We never will. If you want your crotch to be shaved, shave it with exisiting products. But the honest answer is, you don't. Give it 2 years, men will be buying makeup, getting their balls waxed, and who knows what else. Companies who do this are pretty low level. I'll enjoy the ad reads, like I enjoy Codecademy, but I'll never be a coder. I'll never shave my balls unless my women asks me to. If she does I'll use clippers like I've done before and be fine.

lol bravo sir.

No, the streak is in his pants. And on his sock 😂

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Go start another insurrection you clown

@@benwest1839 I wasn't part of the BLM "protests" bro

Which one

And that was Corney Light. You missed the good stuff, his 84-89 nwa and mid-south runs.

Right..hope he can pull through

Wonder why? 🤔😄

The "flu" still exists?

Yep so does a lot of awful stuff

What ?? You'll more likely instantly drop dead..anything to evade that horrendous image