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Jim Florentine- Terrorizing Telemarketers- Safe Crackers

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@GollumBeetus 4 года назад

With the first joke of black people being in the neighborhood I thought that “Safe Crackers” meant something different

@skorpio999 4 года назад

🤣🤣🤣

@____-gy5mq 3 года назад

@Quinn Noe scammers both of you

@hm09235nd 4 года назад

Cutting in with "We both make the decisions." reminded me so much of Mac and Charlie from It's always Sunny.

@nukacolacompany2534 4 года назад

😂

@dannythompson1948 4 года назад

Why does Mac always get to hold the walkie though?

@jasonbladzinski5336 3 года назад

Denis and Mac live together. Charlie lives with Frank.

@ClokworkGremlin 4 года назад

"I don't care where the money comes from" "no, i didn't tell them anything of the sort." yeah, I don't feel bad for this guy at all.

@wjatube 5 лет назад

That alarm would've been useless with all the inside jobs going on in that apartment.

@dickhertz7457 3 года назад

Totally

@nicandromartinezsotelo3300 Месяц назад

They just want to stay safe from the blacks

@dsma06 5 лет назад

Why is my safe open? Why is my money lying all over the bed? Because we're trying to buy an alarm system! I'm dead! :D

@omegawario7479 4 года назад

Burr Anderson I can’t stand it when people just lazily quote the fucking video and get hundreds and thousands of likes.

@Militia_Captain Год назад

Your alive ya' know? I mean... Unless your a zombie ya' know no one'll know...

@AP-yx9de 4 года назад

I was taking a drink before he said “a lot of blacks”

@JFKHaircut 4 года назад

What happened after

@rj_nbk 4 года назад

Boooty Lunch he got robbed

@Reignspapi 4 года назад

@Kelp Farming lmao you fishing for attention

@s.tellington 4 года назад

@Kelp FarmingDamn, imagine generalising an entire people. Couldn't be me.

@nukacolacompany2534 4 года назад

@ロカカカ You calm down.

@user-ny7tc2vl5f 7 лет назад

Its a bad neighborhood a lot of blacks.......lol

@sammyj184 6 лет назад

fukqyou asszhole LMAO

@IdiotBoxProductionsTV 5 лет назад

EnclaveSoldier yep

@creamofweber5170 5 лет назад

Wow... this flew right over you racist asshole's heads.

@jenniferbargo389 5 лет назад

HAHA (spits water)

@ThaloniusPFunk 5 лет назад

@ThisGrl Here You probably shouldn't be commenting you look like someone aggressively and repeatedly beat you with an ugly stick. And like your parents quite possibly were related. Just saying.

@videogameattic 3 года назад

"The guy on the phone said it was ok for you to go into my safe and take my money" lol

@StephJ0seph 4 года назад

"Yes, no, I don't know" And "No, no" are still the best ones 😂

@YI-he3cq 4 года назад

I got a scam call while I was watching this lmao

@AngelOfMusic20 5 лет назад

He said tree-fiddy

@MrHolyshitpiss 5 лет назад

You look hott lil fairy

@-JimmyRustle- 5 лет назад

@@MrHolyshitpiss so smooth, *squints* "AlphaGaming"

@PokeShadow77 4 года назад

0:40 There's something about the way he says 99...

@YR7A 4 года назад

he sounds exactly like joe pesci in like 1990

@WayneAmbert-sk2dr 4 года назад

Triton Lord yeah and thirty three is turty tree 🌲

@clairvoyantamnesiac9770 5 лет назад

The moon can cause hemorrhoids.

@JF-bv6vc 5 лет назад

Clairvoyant Amnesiac fuckin dead🤣🤣🤣

@SeanJTharpe 5 лет назад

Hmm... So THAT is how I got them...

@Jondsmusic 4 года назад

Well launder it through the bank, Hilarious!

@dyates6380 3 месяца назад

"But you said it doesn't matter where we get the money from ......". LOL!!!!!!!!!

@dontforgettolike7127 5 лет назад

Jim's voice.... I gotta change my underwear.

@shirleyharrison2580 5 лет назад

That's sooooo funny ! Loved it.. Gonna have to watch more of your videos now...( this my 1st one) Thanks !

@Logan-or5qw 5 лет назад

Its the guy on stump the trunk with the long sideburns w/Jim.

@LosBerkos 5 лет назад

The old 2 against 1 trick. Count me impressed by that masculinity.

@r011ing_thunder6 5 лет назад

masculinity?

@Ysumbruh0 Год назад

The lack thereof that is

@ZERO-CAPACITANCE 7 лет назад

Absolutely hilarious

@toresagen7346 5 лет назад

Jim Florentine is my new favorite comedian. Previously it was Sal from impractical jokers.

@gamestitties7077 6 лет назад

Make more of this stuff lol

@Theearthtraveler 3 года назад

Good stuff!!!

@harrybriscoe7948 5 лет назад

I keep them on as long as I can or play circus music or air siren sound effects

@maiajones5923 5 лет назад

I just turn up my TV as lound as I can and get upset and hang up.

@harrybriscoe7948 5 лет назад

@@maiajones5923 Thanks for the tip . I have been jacking up he radio when they call and then tell them to talk louder because my music is to loud.

@lrowe5846 3 года назад

I just play one of my Japanese animes which is in Japanese they become very confused and demand that I speak English, well after a while they hang up out of frustration

@almost1889 4 года назад

0:26 imagine saying that nowadays in a video

@Quole1234 2 месяца назад

speaking the truth?

@destrosnake666 5 лет назад

Excellent.

@juliansandler4569 Год назад

“Bad neighborhood, lot of blacks” lmfao

@Quole1234 2 месяца назад

not wrong though, lol.

@im4evryong 5 лет назад

Friggin hysterical!

@mikesowder2597 5 лет назад

You owe me new underwear. You caused me to laugh so hard I sharted in the middle of a business meeting I obviously wasn't that into because I was watching your work. Not kewl Jim.

@Zabi-S 5 лет назад

Dude, that’s fucking nasty. Not even in a funny way too.

@punished7030 5 лет назад

@@Zabi-S It's kinda funny lol

@volo455 5 лет назад

@@Zabi-S That's objectively funny haha

@MineCraftDadnSon 5 лет назад

He had to be named Mike lolol

@foresthoe8072 4 года назад

More like Mike shatter

@RyanABC123 Год назад

Can we talk about how expensive the service was?!

@brucknerian9664 5 лет назад

Hillarious!

@tangledshoelace4726 4 года назад

Temper temper!! 😡😡😡🤣🤣🗽🇺🇸💙

@katherineelizabethbourne5352 3 года назад

Lmao u said it didnt matter where the money came from lmao i agree sounds like he said go ahead take it

@fakeascanbe423 5 лет назад

Dan the song parody man

@chadwilcox1077 5 лет назад

Jam Ma what is he actually doing in 2019

@daytonasayswhat9333 4 года назад

Chad Wilcox Not much.

@JohnLoCicero 5 лет назад

I take it Florentine likes Sabbath?

@PaulaJoDavis 5 лет назад

The telemarketer sounds like Joe Peschie(?)! BAHAHAHA!

@dontforgettolike7127 5 лет назад

Not even close really 😔

@BillViets 4 года назад

Paula Jo Davis Do you mean Pesce

@Thtguyfry 7 лет назад

This shits funny 😂😂

@justjulie2859 4 года назад

@39 seconds, tree, tree fity

@go3933 4 года назад

Just Julie lochness monster

@Alot2late 5 лет назад

Lmao i haven't heard this one!

@charlie-bucket 5 лет назад

Funniest guy on youtube

@harukatakahashi8822 4 года назад

How about Ownage Pranks

@donielle1531 5 лет назад

Hahaha

@swisstrader 5 лет назад

Meh. This guy sounds pretty legit. Focus on real scammers guys

@Vanilladye 5 лет назад

Bro this is like a 15 year old recording

@swisstrader 5 лет назад

Vanilladye brah. Still a bit weak

@PonyJarCollector 4 года назад

Dude had no problem knowingly accepting stolen money. Fuck him lmao

@toresagen7346 5 лет назад

These guys were redpilled af!

@georgewashingtonrockwell3355 5 лет назад

it's not a redpill unless it's JQ or stronger

@toresagen7346 5 лет назад

@@georgewashingtonrockwell3355 I agree!

@thepoormillionaire9839 4 года назад

Alotta blacks lmao

@mikecheeze4312 5 лет назад

Lmao!!!!

@TwiggyGirl359 7 лет назад

Funny!!!!

@Semiantomatic 5 лет назад

0:25 😂

@GaryGoat350 5 лет назад

How is everyone on here has a cuss word for a name??

@MrTRONSTAR Год назад

😂😂😂

@campshortclip 5 лет назад

That two person thing is funny. But overused .

@adriannevercetti2742 7 лет назад

Great video man. I just subbed. Had me laughing so hard. Come check out my action figure channel

@5307andrew 5 лет назад

I saw no action figures.

@bettydubose 5 лет назад

Wasn't nice referring that a lot of black people steal. Very offensive. I used to be a huge fan of Jim Florentine, but not anymore. Not all Black people steal.

@WJF388 5 лет назад

It was Don Jamieson who made the reference but either way it's a joke. Jim Florentine however once dated a black woman named Robin Quivers.

@bettydubose 5 лет назад

@@WJF388 You're right. Thanks.

@Killso420 5 лет назад

O boo who, learn how to take a joke

@bettydubose 5 лет назад

@@Killso420 Learn how to mind your business. Boo hoo.

@bettydubose 5 лет назад

@@skydog07sb You should know. I'm sure you have thieves in your family.

@needmoreramsay 5 лет назад

I've laughed my a55 off at every one of these so far, stopped being funny when you introduced racism. It does nothing for your routines.

@toresagen7346 5 лет назад

PC culture ruins everything.

@needmoreramsay 4 года назад

@@georgewashingtonrockwell3355 PS. eat shIt loser. If you don't like my comments and opinions, then go FK yourself; which I'm sure you're likely used to doing.

@needmoreramsay 4 года назад

@PrinceFcknCharming lol.