Jim Jefferies - The Rules Of Being On An Airplane

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#JimJefferies on plane etiquette, getting flack for using the C-word, and lying about being gay to win arguments.
Jim Jefferies stand up from the Just For Laughs Festival in 2012.
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@vinnievalentine421 5 лет назад

"... they're calling me racist. How did they know." 😂🤣

@noKiddingx0x0 5 лет назад

Lost it🤣🤣

@Archer28M 5 лет назад

I'm racist. If war break up betwen white people and other color people i know on which side i will fight.

@aaronsmith1023 4 года назад

@@Archer28M too bad you picked the losing side kid.

@Archer28M 4 года назад

@@aaronsmith1023 You must be dumber then a snail.

@aaronsmith1023 4 года назад

@@Archer28M you must be the stupid one if you think white people would win any worldwide race war. You make up 2/7ths of the Earth's population. In sheer numbers alone you're already beat.

@theprojj 5 лет назад

W E L I V E I N A S O C I E T Y

@Archer28M 5 лет назад

Fuck society.

@nonamernobrainer846 4 года назад

RISE UP BOTTEM TEST

@azmah8730 4 года назад

HELL YEAH!!

@LiamHarrington97 4 года назад

Aged beautifully

@Jiggerjaw 4 года назад

Yeah 7 years before it became a meme. What a maverick.

@CookiiBoii 6 лет назад

His American accent is hilarious

@verbbot99 4 года назад

I love it when he does that

@davidgolote7360 4 года назад

I'm waiting to be like 500 😂

@jkblohm9899 4 года назад

Shit had me reeling

@bigpoppa6175 4 года назад

Sounds just like ryan reynolds

@heoplitediro 4 года назад

Aussie

@morbid1. 4 года назад

I love how Jim always sounds like a drunk... or that's just Australian accent...

@Bzerka93 4 года назад

Half and half.

@shizukousapostle1stapostle710 4 года назад

My man its 80% drunk 20% accent

@lucasgomez9373 4 года назад

That's what you get in the Aussie outback hehe

@scl1332 4 года назад

That’s just being Australian

@hopeiswherethehomeis9606 4 года назад

Actually, that's how experts think the accent originated.

@MrIcarusEl 7 лет назад

I love how we Australians aren't phased with dropping the c bomb

@SonicXextrem 6 лет назад

Leo Sim Stand-Up Comedy no not at all. Only people from adelaide and sydney dont' use it so loosely. The rest of the country, well, from personal experience, i can tell you now, that everyone says.

@oekfoh8684 6 лет назад

Adelaide a cunthole, fair people I know use the word cunt but then again I'm an ex druggo

@warrenmontgomery1296 6 лет назад

im from sydney and everyone uses it

@shilo5187 6 лет назад

i always thought it was just the occasional bogan with a weird sense of righteousness who taboo'd the word cunt.

@Vanillastump 6 лет назад

I'm American, but neither am I. I love the c-word. I say it too much.

@jdiaz092009 7 лет назад

"I can never fuck something I respect" lmao

@jonzimalonsi5323 6 лет назад

"Everybody is calling me a racist ..How do they know!?'. lol

@65ksandy 7 лет назад

"Try not to rape"

@GGReyes-oc3kp 6 лет назад

Remember, Jim Jefferies says no.

@DannTeBg 6 лет назад

tryyy it

@MsErtwer 6 лет назад

Nice try Mr Spacey.

@sabalghoo 6 лет назад

"I believe in many ways, rape is wrong"

@Xendrius 6 лет назад

The motto of every atheist.

@ummmidunno8308 6 лет назад

Now this should be on the plane announcements before the seatbelts stuff that we already know!

@jokuvaan5175 4 года назад

"And please remember that the window seat gets an armrest and a wall, the middle seat gets two arm rests and the isle seat gets an arm rest and some extra space for feet. These rules exist because WE ARE NOT FUCKING ANIMALS! WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY!.... Have a pleasent journey."

@geoffreyphilip 4 года назад

They should make the arm rest etiquette announcement on the plane so clueless people like me would come to know about it

@ChristianLieb 6 лет назад

Stand up... First thing he does is sit down.

@Qaztar44 6 лет назад

Cause that's what's necessary for the bit.

@Johnny-sj9sj 5 лет назад

Probably because somebody shouted “Avi Yemini!

@johnnyroe8053 4 года назад

who gives a fuck

@redbarwarshipper 4 года назад

Actually the first things he did was tell a joke, on the account of Jim Jeffries saying “let’s start with a joke.”

@Batchall_Accepted 4 года назад

JOKE LOCATED

@brusschain5769 4 года назад

As a tall person who has been on numerous planes, the 6:03 joke was gold

@Ravenkiko 5 лет назад

I've heard this story 8 times and I still love it 😂

@jr0dmusik 6 лет назад

his american accent is so good hahaha

@nromes214 5 лет назад

No it's not

@Horny_Fruit_Flies 5 лет назад

Ace Of Hearts Yes it is

@russiaprivjet 4 года назад

It’s goodnuff

@varun009 4 года назад

We have no accent. That's why it's so easy.

@brux7650 3 года назад

@@varun009 Na u guys 100% do, the only reason it's one of the easiest accents to mimic for foreigners is cause 95% of tv shows and movies we watch are American so we get use to hearing the accent. I've never been to the us but I can even pick out specific accents depending on the state just cause of tv and movies lol

@drewlovelyhell4892 7 лет назад

Woah, a few too many women in the audience for that last joke! I've heard it get better laughs.

@ZCAB 7 лет назад

He skipped the "awkward car ride" part that comes afterwards, which is really the best part of the joke.

@AngryJT 6 лет назад

That's the best response, honestly.

@hoboroadie 5 лет назад

I really liked the long walk to get there. 😎

@aaronsmith1023 4 года назад

Why would anyone laugh at being insulted by someone who isn't an insult comic by trade?

@flyinghole 4 года назад

@@aaronsmith1023 Because the joke can still be funny.

@ohFLEXzone 4 года назад

This was pure fucking gold lmao haven’t laughed that hard in a minute

@portlandgoose4727 4 года назад

GET TO THE BACK OF THE PLANE ! ! ! ! !

@typacsk 2 года назад

*gEt OuTtA tHe LiNe...*

@lukeeadie6922 6 лет назад

Is it just me or does he look little bit like Seth MacFarlane

@freddurst9676 6 лет назад

Luke Eadie a bit. But Seth looks like he's made out of rubber.

@AB-gz9yb 6 лет назад

It’s just you lol

@silenxemuzik3369 5 лет назад

Luke Eadie it’s just you 😂

@jahmo0 5 лет назад

inbred seth

@hoboroadie 5 лет назад

I have heard that there are only twelve types of people.

@jmeszi4159 4 года назад

Why does it sound so good when an Aussie says C**t 🤣

@arthursevergnini8533 4 года назад

You know you’re a badass when your last joke gets that “oooooh”

@Ksquared2222 4 года назад

Ohhhhhhh snap “how did they know?” 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

@rjcomeaux5461 7 лет назад

Great stuff! Love this guy

@rjcomeaux5461 7 лет назад

PS: Thanks to Just For Laughs for the lengthy video!

@michaelpipkin9942 4 года назад

What a great crowd.

@yawehsumpreme2997 Год назад

this is such a great story

@balrogblaze9064 7 лет назад

Love this comedian

@liamnevilleviolist1809 Год назад

5:34 "He's fagging the f*ck out!" bahahha, such a great line!!! :P

@N1611n 4 года назад

Avi sends his love Jimmy Lolz!

@dipayonpaul6802 4 года назад

N1611n holy that grifter is milking this for everything like the low life he his. Also Jim quoted him in context too. Avi is a filthy fascist and I’m glad he was arrested like the 40s

@dipayonpaul6802 4 года назад

Cindy Barnard I hate him because he’s dishonest

@dipayonpaul6802 4 года назад

steve jones hahaha are these those alternative facts Kelly Anne Conway talks about?

@memofrf 2 года назад

First time . Love him

@liamstephen9698 7 лет назад

Jim is the best comedian

@Domzdream 4 года назад

I love Jim Jeffries.

@ernestoguidos8968 7 лет назад

What a great. Gotta love this guy😂😂☺☺👍👑One of the best!

@timingeternalis9704 4 года назад

this is the wobbly ghost guy!!!

@HueyMaxSucks 4 года назад

"Currently residing in the 'where are they now?' cabinet" since the Avi affair:))

@thatfishingfella4672 4 года назад

This was fucken hilarious

@Kermit_T_Frog 6 лет назад

My new nominee for the edgiest comedian alive. I lost count of the lines he crossed in that spiel. Race, sexual orientation, and misogyny. Miss anything?

@mioleser5184 4 года назад

That's why it's funny

@thageo6026 4 года назад

Have you ever heard of Jimmy Carr?

@PsychMdM 4 года назад

Anthony Jeselnik

@machielluchtmeijer7796 4 года назад

Not really this wasn't that offensive

@mortenbork6249 4 года назад

Fat shaming, ageism, potty mouth.

@evanpickett856 4 года назад

10 out of 10 couldnt stop laughing

@bajkotamas1610 4 года назад

"I can never fuck something i respect" LOOOOOL i'm dying!

@sunndnguy30 2 года назад

F@ggin the fucc out... Best sentence ever!!! 🤣🤣🤣

@jonhamm6068 5 лет назад

love this dude fuckin hilarious makes a sad day go away

@paterson90 4 года назад

I wish more people knew about the airplane etiquette, it's been so long since I had an armrest in the middle seat...

@PeeNidsCold 4 года назад

1:10 HE SAID IT

@alexforce9 3 года назад

Wild story.

@GodlyVibe_ 4 года назад

That one got me 🤣👌🏽🤷🏽‍♂️

@vinnievalentine421 5 лет назад

I lost it at 8:00 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@thehorizontries4759 4 года назад

Best closing lines ever

@buddylove7983 6 лет назад

I used to listen to this dude on the Opie and Anthony radio show, he was funny as fuck. This is the first of his stand up that I've watched and still, funny as fuck. Lol

@matthewstephens6848 6 лет назад

I worked my way through every episode with him on and it's got me into O and A. Just working my way through all the Louis CK episodes. The Jim Jefferies appearances were legendary though! The Ian Halperin one with Bill Burr in studio is amazing and then the follow up with Ian Halperin and his goddesses is fucking great. And of course the one where Jim turns up on ecstasy after having not slept and abuse that porn star - all classics. :)

@buddylove7983 6 лет назад

Matthew Stephens Man, watch all the Patrice O'Neal episodes too. Trust me. Patrice was legendary.

@Samarkand01 3 года назад

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@elmestico 3 года назад

He s just BRILLIANT Doesnt go Red, says it as it is No sugar coating

@TommyCease-zd3qt 6 лет назад

Leave it to a nationality that has to take an almost 24 hour flight to get to the continental united state to come up with a comedy bit about airplane etiquette.

@zacbrentnall3816 4 года назад

Even on the shortest possible arc, try closer to 26-29 hours depending on routing and layovers. From my home town to NYC was 32 hours total commute.

@bek17x 4 года назад

It’s 14 from Melbourne to LAX but yes it’s hell.

@anthonyduncombe4608 4 года назад

He's right

@antonnym214 5 лет назад

Jimmy J, you are my hero! AND you do an excellent american accent! Good onya, mate!

@gabu8065 4 года назад

That last line tho 💀 😂

@bigchas77ify 4 года назад

I've seen Bill Burr the same exact bit.

@lukeclarke1068 4 года назад

That last joke was perfect

@leonardliebenberg177 4 года назад

Why don't you go interview Avi Yemini

@adamw.7546 4 года назад

@@halcyonaut_ Always with the "Nazi" comments towards a person who is Jewish!! You water down the actual meaning of that word when you use it in your virtue signalling ways!! If you honestly think that Avi Yemini is somehow a Nazi in any way your brain is more twisted in fantasy then reality!! Jim Jeffries likes to edit his show to make whoever he wants look bad in whatever light he decides to portray them in!! That to me is nothing but a little child acting out and having other people let him do it because most of the other people who support him in his childish, miss leading, factually false and bully behavior are just like that twat!! People who think he is funny thats on you but when you trust him as a legitmate source of "real" news thats when you all follow him down the stupid road and there are a lot of people on that road these days!!

@tonyacosta4574 4 года назад

Back of the plane with you lol

@GumboRyan 6 лет назад

That opening bit though 😂😂😂

@linkjones4535 3 года назад

Jim Jefferies has my favorite comedian since "I Swear To God." I loved his TV series "Legit" that only ran for 2 seasons. He's Brilliant and I am very happy that he has his own show now and getting the recognition he has earned. I do miss him getting drunk during his recorded shows but "Fully Functional" did blow me away, it was so good. All celebrities have their gay following usually referred to as "Their Gays". If you asked me if I am a Jim Jefferies Gay all I can say is GUILTY!!

@Damagedbyher 4 года назад

His American accent is awesome!

@levimcgowan4732 4 года назад

New Title: The rules of being exposed by Avi Yemini

@Attilakazi 4 года назад

Jim sold his soul.

@Attilakazi 4 года назад

Jacob Molyneux to be an atheist is not to believe in god. Doesn’t mean you don’t have a soul, the two have nothing to do with each other. And I meant he sold his soul to Comedy Central and to the mighty dollar. You can love him all you want, he is not an honest man.

@rookyofficial 4 года назад

Still proper hilarious

@eggmanslimz 4 года назад

Lol this was hilarious!

@marylhere 4 года назад

Oh he cut out where he went to the bathroom and saw that the guy was sitting in the jump seat...no arm rests...just a harness.

@claireellis8985 6 лет назад

So good at accents! Funny as Fuck too. X

@RottenHeretic 6 лет назад

Fucking Legend.

@cinnamon9390 4 года назад

1:10 we live in a society 3:22

@vidhyaromiyo204 4 года назад

Last one was the best

@gideonquist766 4 года назад

5:28 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 OMG thats so funny 😂😂😂😂 I almost died! 😂😂😂😂

@london_james 5 лет назад

Avi made you look like a right piece of work Jim. You let everyone down including yourself

@Icemanz666 5 лет назад

Wait what's this now?

@london_james 5 лет назад

@@Icemanz666 look for the secret recording of Jim Jeffries and Avi yemini

@johnnybslim52 5 лет назад

@@Icemanz666 Fucking incels and basement dwellers are angry that Jim wasn't nice to a bigot.

@andrewrobinson8199 4 года назад

I love Avi but hes a fucking piece of shit too neither of them are nice guy tropes

@nocturnalferalguitarist 4 года назад

I love this channel ❤️

@3p1cand3rs0n 4 года назад

Remember that time he edited that Avi Yemini interview to make him look like a criminal and then got him deported? Hillshire Farms remembers.

@branon6565 4 года назад

ElyssaAnderson....yeah that shit was hilarious....

@ConstipationAleviation 4 года назад

Squiggly ghosts!

@jackiev2797 3 года назад

As someone who lives in Houston and flies often, fuck yes.

@jswyka8 6 лет назад

jim jefferies...your quite possibly the funniest person ever...

@didds8869 6 лет назад

He's definitely up there

@Povsk1 6 лет назад

*you're

@Lukemooredrums 5 лет назад

correct

@aaronsmith1023 4 года назад

Jim Jeffries is my spirit animal.

@andrewvarcoe4741 Год назад

Omg, the pepper joke, because she deserves something.

@thisguy5494 4 года назад

Drunken Ramsay

@DAMIENDMILLS 4 года назад

This guy should get his own show.

@beardedchefau 4 года назад

Think you'll find he does have his own show, it's called 'The Jim Jefferies show'

@DAMIENDMILLS 4 года назад

@@beardedchefau Ah, dang, if only I had, idk, known that already. I would have had an opportunity to ironically say he needed a show...oh well, woulda-shoulda-coulda.

@teganbouchard3992 4 года назад

Mark Higley r/woosh

@beardedchefau 4 года назад

@@teganbouchard3992 umm ok?

@JAMES-my8bf 2 года назад

He's had two shows. He also has a great podcast!

@jaygomesphoto 7 лет назад

Killer!

@playerswhelm 4 года назад

This fucking guy is soo funny

@cecilelpt5808 4 года назад

I feel like, if i close my eyes, i hear Alfie Salomon

@blackbird5634 4 года назад

like a fukkin boss!

@MeatPuppet1962 4 года назад

That last joke was great!

@JesseShortis 4 года назад

At about 8:20 when he winces saying about not respecting women waiting for people to get angry

@TTillahFK 4 года назад

That last joke doe hehe

@alexdoe5121 3 года назад

I can't F something l respect 😂

@inchaoswetrust 4 года назад

He’s just the best

@janmedeus3070 6 лет назад

After watching his show recently I can honestly say I disagree with everything this guy stands for (politically) but I still love his comedy even if he is bashing everything I believe in (like for example guns). He has the talent, the charisma. He can basically say anything, he could do 15 mins bit about human poop and I would still enjoy it. Talented.

@janmedeus3070 6 лет назад

Excuse me? Don't go Jim Jefferies vs Piers Morgan on me please and use some facts and good points. Swearing doesn't give you credibility.

@janmedeus3070 6 лет назад

The sad thing is you probably don't realize I'm not USA citizen, secondly you don't realize I do not want no control over guns and finally you are extremely rude.

@mrmod8164 6 лет назад

actually he did in 'freedumb'... talk for a long time about poop i mean

@mayanksharma3651 6 лет назад

R StandsforRated 15 mins about poop ...😂

@ramasai1475 6 лет назад

You are a perfect example for a dumb pig living in a thick bubble.

@wuftchan8299 3 года назад

after the woman joke he was like "yep i have to leave"

@pajunkles 5 лет назад

Ironic how Jim is arguing how walls work...

@RandyHanley 4 года назад

This stand-up appears to be Edited in some sort of way.

@Wojtek_-oz4mt 5 лет назад

I think he told these jokes here better than he did on the special.

@braille6502 4 года назад

I love how he sounds so fucking drunk

@martind5653 5 лет назад

I am not very clear on my memory, but I have feeling I watched Louic CK telling almost same story once.

@martind5653 5 лет назад

Or maybe I watched this before, not sure.

@rachellee9916 4 года назад

It was Bill Burr. Exact same story.

@martind5653 4 года назад

@@rachellee9916 Is this some kind of non-licenced joke/story that now I have three comedians with same stand up?

@losjugs 4 года назад

And probably much funnier...

@kingBenTheBadger 4 года назад

‘Hadn’t seen the rest of the argument’ kind of s theme with you jim

@drfdwf392 4 года назад

The whole plane etiquette phrase would have had an impact if he didn't waste it by telling it before the story.

@stes8465 5 лет назад

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@connorism69 4 года назад

Still really shitty what he did to Avi Yemini on his show before. Hope he gets his funny bone back.

@kennielsen3896 3 года назад

Too funny. I’m gay, but I can relate to story. I once got into an argument with a guy outside my condo who had top down on his VW convertible on speakerphone up so loud, I couldn’t hear my TV. I yelled at him to STFU and we were on. Went down after he talked S. Challenged him and called him “A bitchy Queen” and he was calling 911. Anyway, he took off. Afterwards I was thinking I might be accused of a hate crime. How funny that would be.