THat's why he went with "while he is on the cross". He litereally said "it's worse than you thought" (i.e. "i know you all thought he's gonna say god or jesus. But it's worse")
@@tash5540 Women don't hate short men lol. And 5'9 is not short. I am 5'6 and I don't think my height has ever been an issue for my girlfriends. If a girl ever tells me that it is I don't want narrow minded woman like this anyways..
I don't get why being bald is that bad though? It doesn't seem to change physical attraction between men and women that much, not to mention how it's far more efficient and maintenance free. Also, think about how much money you would save on haircuts.
If OJ did well in Jimmy's funeral, I'd book him for mine as well. But I'd request that he continuously deny having anything to do with my death. "It wasn't me, I was nowhere near. I had nothing to do with it!"
Which is weird because of the whole tax thing. There are other celebs in the UK that used the exact same loopholes he did and they still get hate for it.
@@liamjohnstone1062 evading tax is a good thing. It's the best way to say fuck off you useless wankers to the goverment. Now if he were rich enough he'd be able to come over to rich guy only tax haven Sweden, without any taxes on the rich.
@@liamjohnstone1062 People let him off because he handled it so beautifully. He apologised, made fun of himself, and has always played it perfectly when people have taken the piss out of him for it.
@eddiewinehosen Both of my long-term relationships have been with men at least 10 inches taller than me. I appreciate your intention, but it's not practical beyond a rom-com. They'd either have to awkwardly squat or I have to have a step to hand at all times lol
@@Trashheapcuntspawn Well consider this experience then. In certain, uh, horizontal positions, all I can see is chest hair. Kinda takes the romance out of it.
Same here. About 5"4, I already consider every man taller than that to be either "the right height for me" or "freaking giant". I don't know how the petite chicks who date basketballers or wrestlers do it. They must have some kind of magical heels or something to even hug their man.
Imagine having a logo of a stool in the corner of your video and then making your guest stand for the whole fucking video, now that's some quality fucking comedy
Unto the end, for Maeleth, understandings to David. The fool said in his heart: There is no God. They are corrupted, and become abominable in iniquities: there is none that doth good. Psalms 52:1-2
I think if you know when you’re gonna die, you can probably figure out the how. Like if somebody just tells me, “June 25, 2072”, I’m like, “Yeah, I’m good, thanks.”
Slacker Tactical Well if it says a couple months from now, you’re pretty well fucked no matter what. At least you know when. Imagine knowing you were gonna die by choking on breakfast, but not knowing when. You’d be scared shitless.
I can hear it now all the Jesus is real, you will kneel before him, he is coming back soon and so on as this rattles the Chrisitan bird cage setting all those superstitious Americans get triggered over this.
Unto the end, for Maeleth, understandings to David. The fool said in his heart: There is no God. They are corrupted, and become abominable in iniquities: there is none that doth good. Psalms 52:1-2
@@blindtruth4614 Unto the end, for Maeleth, understandings to David. The fool said in his heart: There is no God. They are corrupted, and become abominable in iniquities: there is none that doth good. Psalms 52:1-2
@@airmackeeee6792 Deuteronomy 21:18 If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son, which will not obey the voice of his father, or the voice of his mother, and that, when they have chastened him, will not hearken unto them: 19 Then shall his father and his mother lay hold on him, and bring him out unto the elders of his city, and unto the gate of his place; 20 And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard. 21 And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you; and all Israel shall hear, and fear.
Man I think I've commented on other Jimmy Carr videos about it just blows me out when he pretends to be a real person. When he's not an animatronic puppet in a suit I just freak out. Look how he doesn't know what to do with his hands when he can't rest them on a desk!
