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Jimmy Carr's Most Offensive Joke 

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From Being Funny. The Australian Pub Joke. The only joke you'll remember next time you need one.

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@Sukhumvit246
@Sukhumvit246 2 года назад
Tremendous 😂😂😂😂
@liamobee4921
@liamobee4921 9 лет назад
Fucking brilliant 😂😩👌
@TheSpyChecker
@TheSpyChecker 10 лет назад
Yup. Still the only joke i remembered from his standup.
@Rhythmattica
@Rhythmattica Год назад
As an Aussie , I can confirm This was a joke I remember from High School (Peakhurst High) in 1980...
@deicidalmaniac
@deicidalmaniac Год назад
This is a classic pickup line! If she laughs you know she's a keeper.
@DaveBattenWold
@DaveBattenWold 12 лет назад
That is seriously the most offensive joke I've ever herd. But I laughed.
@VTSRIK
@VTSRIK 9 лет назад
Now that's one to remember, quality
@acespade87
@acespade87 12 лет назад
hahaha the timing was excellent. bravo
@afr126
@afr126 12 лет назад
ha
@BillyPopes
@BillyPopes 11 лет назад
That's true, there is never a wrong time to make a joke ;)
@DavidNorris1991
@DavidNorris1991 12 лет назад
and i like both, each to their own.
@Labyrinthman
@Labyrinthman 12 лет назад
Jimmy Carr never fails.
@bencommon196
@bencommon196 11 лет назад
Veal's deer, isn't it. Stationary shop moves. Midget shortage. 3 more of his ^^
@antsman88
@antsman88 8 лет назад
*Venison. Veal is a young cow.
@MichaelM28
@MichaelM28 5 лет назад
Correction: Venisons dear, isn't it Stationary store moves Dwarf shortage
@TrueGaming140.48
@TrueGaming140.48 12 лет назад
beautiful
@AndThenPotatoes
@AndThenPotatoes 12 лет назад
It's a joke. He's a comedian. It was supposed to be offensive and it was. looks like it got ya.
@StormKidification
@StormKidification 12 лет назад
Ahaha, making death treaths on the internet, you're a tough guy!
@FavianTubeX
@FavianTubeX 12 лет назад
hahah internet death threats like it's 1995
@scafazzate
@scafazzate 12 лет назад
can someone write what he said, please? i don't speak english very well
@sethzamost3238
@sethzamost3238 11 лет назад
its an old joke. gilbert gottfried says it in 'Dirty Jokes' from 2005
@RESIDENTevil4lover
@RESIDENTevil4lover 12 лет назад
Oh shit we got a badass over here!
@alanbates2637
@alanbates2637 12 лет назад
Careful, he'll get ya when his mum will lend him her car.
@FlusteredMoose1
@FlusteredMoose1 12 лет назад
If you have problems I feel bad for you son, I pay 99% and you only pay 1
@27POP27
@27POP27 12 лет назад
0:12
@Yessarr
@Yessarr 12 лет назад
Oh shit we got someone who knows what a meme is over here!
@FanVadAsFul
@FanVadAsFul 12 лет назад
Pasta basta.
@Anonymous0057
@Anonymous0057 12 лет назад
it's just 'randumb xDDD' material.
@ImBigOnReddit
@ImBigOnReddit 11 лет назад
not bad
@AmyTheNorthernDyke1
@AmyTheNorthernDyke1 11 лет назад
lol
@Demonthenese
@Demonthenese 12 лет назад
youtube is not a place for fighting
@Darkho1y
@Darkho1y 12 лет назад
LE REDDIT HERE!!!! UPVOTE!!!
@Daniel-oy2he
@Daniel-oy2he 11 лет назад
Hahaha! It's funny because it's true!
@MrBg500
@MrBg500 12 лет назад
He is funny, and an actual comedian except his comedy is more observational humour.
@Videosaurus_Wrex
@Videosaurus_Wrex 11 лет назад
I've read a lot of improper grammar, i'm not sure how to read this..if you are offended by the joke and think he's despicable for saying it, it was part of a bit about offending with jokes and he introduced this particular one by saying it's the most offensive joke he's ever heard but keep in mind comedians are entertainers, the man on stage is a character, it's a partly fictional or exaggerated personality in most cases and in others like larry the cable guy it's entirely made up
@jamiezd1990
@jamiezd1990 12 лет назад
Lol
@TheGiantBeanshow
@TheGiantBeanshow 12 лет назад
wow
@YourFavoriteBeannyyy
@YourFavoriteBeannyyy 12 лет назад
im the only one here that get the joke as a joke and not as an attack on gay people?..JOKEs, learn to understand them straight and gay people.
@MatthewBoone
@MatthewBoone 12 лет назад
I honestly don't get it.
@SwitchyRS
@SwitchyRS 11 лет назад
What gig is this from?
@MattismPL
@MattismPL 12 лет назад
to ty zaczynaj
@alfd11
@alfd11 12 лет назад
Why are you so angry? Did a stranger really hurt your feelings that bad on the internet?
@kennyf1993
@kennyf1993 11 лет назад
I don't think it is true it's just funny
@GurrenBrigadeSoldier
@GurrenBrigadeSoldier 12 лет назад
haaaaaaaaaaa
@garyturner1706
@garyturner1706 9 лет назад
This isn't actually Jimmy Carr joke it's telling an Australian joke.
@bradleyholdom-graves9323
@bradleyholdom-graves9323 8 лет назад
He says that right before delivering the joke..
@PwnagePC
@PwnagePC 12 лет назад
nooooooo wtf man
@MetalFolke
@MetalFolke 12 лет назад
HAHA
@Hampro1
@Hampro1 12 лет назад
9gag army here. Le thumbs up
@exircrsvs
@exircrsvs 12 лет назад
THUMBS UP IF LE REDDIT BROUGHT YOU HERE TO!!
@exircrsvs
@exircrsvs 12 лет назад
THUMBS UP IF REDDIT BROUGHT YOU HERE!
@exircrsvs
@exircrsvs 12 лет назад
LE REDDIT BROUGHT ME HERE TOO THUMBS ME UP IF SAME !!!@!
@Nitram916
@Nitram916 12 лет назад
you just called Reddit gay?
@MrBohibo
@MrBohibo 12 лет назад
Hah :p
@MattMcConaha
@MattMcConaha 12 лет назад
Ok, so it's just not funny.
@DeadEnd64
@DeadEnd64 12 лет назад
No.
@kbolourchi
@kbolourchi 12 лет назад
im gay
@gredangeo
@gredangeo 12 лет назад
How is this offensive? No, seriously, why. Totally makes sense.
@ZombehGamers
@ZombehGamers 11 лет назад
PLEASE TELL M E WHAT HE SAID
@MattMcConaha
@MattMcConaha 12 лет назад
I don't get how this is funny. Can someone help me out here?
@xpainder
@xpainder 11 лет назад
heard a lot of stand up artists , but this one is fuked up in the worst meaning of this words.. and this is probably his only best joke ever..
@Videosaurus_Wrex
@Videosaurus_Wrex 11 лет назад
(this words and 'his only best' confused me) and shock humour is still valid comedy, especially this as i said it was a long chain of dirty jokes about being shocked, there's stupid and lazy shock humour but this routine wasn't it, there was more to it than that
@Solec9494
@Solec9494 12 лет назад
Sam nie wiem co w tym śmiesznego, anglicy czasami mają dziwne poczucie humoru ;|
@kubasek120
@kubasek120 12 лет назад
dla mnie to nic śmiesznego możesz mi wytłumaczyć ?
@ClassicLamb
@ClassicLamb 12 лет назад
Reddit :)
@xpainder
@xpainder 11 лет назад
I'm not offended, its about level of his joke.. it is not sense of humour but talking shit in hope to shock people.. The man on stage is earning probably a lot of money, thats why he should put a little work into creating a jokes.. (which part contains improper grammar? )
@sahilkhan6ixse7en40
@sahilkhan6ixse7en40 7 лет назад
I dont get it?
@deicidalmaniac
@deicidalmaniac Год назад
Basically: gays like butts, butts have shit in them, if you fill the cunt with shit then the gay will like it. It's super offensive and childish, which is why it's so enjoyable.
@McGummBall
@McGummBall 12 лет назад
Słabe
@ProductionBandit
@ProductionBandit 10 лет назад
this guy is such an average comedian
@MrSuperHomunculus
@MrSuperHomunculus 11 лет назад
no
@jakedaniels7546
@jakedaniels7546 5 лет назад
Yes.
@MGBetts1
@MGBetts1 5 лет назад
He's not funny and never was - a good comic wouldn't need to resort to such vulgarity to make people laugh.
@Rhythmattica
@Rhythmattica 4 года назад
Yep.. Theres a lot of good comics that dont use Vulgarity...... I like them too.. (Oh, how I miss Robin Williams). But i do love me some Vulgarity,... Otherwise we wouldn't have someone to offend the PC crowd.... I imagine some would get offended , Vulgarity free , if was a joke about the stupidity of religion and the people that believe their god is the one and only out of thousands..... However, With minimal Vulgarity, The late, Great George Carlin Offended people by making them look in the mirror... The Joke was on them. To Add, I grew up preferring english humour... Dave Allen, Monty Python, NTNN, Spike Milligan, Sellers, ect.... but being a youngin' at the time, looking back as an adult, I now truly understand the brilliance of the 2 Ronnies. Seriously , I didnt realise Barkers expertise with the english language... Incredibly intelligent, funny, and still original..... 2 classic clips. Search for . "4 Candles" and "Mastermind" Truly brilliant stuff.
@cumulo25
@cumulo25 Год назад
Then why the fuck are you here?
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