Joe Rogan and Theo Von FUNNIEST MOMENTS #1 

I think most who achieve success in the world of comedy see things differently, and I’m glad they express it. I love comedy. Speaking your mind outside of a comedy standpoint often offends people. They have the gift of putting it out there with the understanding that words and ideas shouldn’t always be taken so seriously

Joe: “You think you’ll need water in the matrix?” Theo: “I’m not gonna be the guy without it.” 😂👌🏻

You ever just hear someone talk and realize that their brain works different from yours in every conceivable way?

“He had a real dark vision”😂🤣😭🤮

'hear someone fold a piece of bread at 80ft' 😂😂😂

“Exhibit A…” 😂😂 genius.

I think theo brings out the best of whoever he hangs out with

When Theo says "Back in the day..." you know it's gonna be good

Theo always seeing the world from a different angle then us 😂

Fuckin MARIO “ he had a real Dark Vision” OMG IM ROLLING 😂😅

Joe whispering: "We're going into the Matrix, Theo Von. We're going into the Matrix." Theo, matching Joe's light tone of voice: "I wanna get my stuff first, though." I would give a large percentage of my testicles, like 34%, to live in Theo's mind for like 2 weeks. Really percolate in it, absorb it.

Theo is funny as hell

Living high on the hog with 2 vests on 😂

3:06 ”you guys aren’t open minded” 😂😂

One of my favorite things about Theo on this podcast is that he always includes Jamie. You can see him look over there consistently whenever he's cracking up or asking a question he sorta looks at both of them. I think that little detail speaks volumes about the kind of person Theo is.

No one makes Joe laugh like Theodore does!

Theo reminds me a lot of the things I thought about while isolated and on drugs.

I could hear somebody folding bread from 80ft away 😂😂😂

“If everybody turned away i bet i could eat this fella” 🤣🤣🤣

"Gum down a V-YeT"

He makes me feel understood lol. Always making people laugh by sayi the weirdest things but they don't get how it pertains to the conversation. Some do and they laugh. If only I could harness and write stuff down.

“We’re going to the matrix.” “… I wanna get my stuff first.”

"I wanna get my stuff first " -Theo😂

The funniest type of people are the ones that are almost always being dead serious saying some real shit

Theo Von just chats bare shit lol

Theo make rogan laugh like tickle me elmo

love how theo pronounces cocaine ahahaan

@3:07 well, it’s basically spring if you’re far enough south

Theo is from a different planet stg 😂

My kinda content! Thank you. Lol 👏👏

Dude, I cant confirm were aerodynamic xD. I am dutch, 1,80m and a neanderthal build. not like fat but more like muscular chubby. A lot of dutch man look like that. I would call the scandinavians aerodynamic though XD

@5:05 when the sneaky link is over

@5:24 you can almost hear Jaimies special video playing in the background

9:15 😂

I just wish that u would not cut these clips in the middle of the joke.

3:52

🤣🤣🤣

Rogan is low key not funny

People go to Paris all the time. Theo: Yeah, but they leave. They're not milling around... Dang hilarious

Theo Von and funny are two words that don’t belong in the same sentence.

Exhibit A gets me every fucking time 😂 when Jamie laughs I lose it

"thats the most french thing you can do" 😂😂😂

"Gum down a viet." 😆😆😆

‘…a beach set up’😂😂😂

Gotta love Theo lmfaoo

“It’s spring, people are refreshed” “It’s not spring, it’s freezing cold outside! Its January!” “You guys aren’t open minded” 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

A MAGA HAT BRAH 😂😂

All this time I thought I was just a fancy guy from New York. Turns out a hick from the sticks of Louisiana is my spirit animal.