fr! my guy has that natural comic ability where he just knows how to be funny.. who'd have thought someone who can kick you like a sledgehammer would be this funny frfr
Harry Verolme i didnt find the last part funny, you're not suppose to go down an elevator during a fire, because the elevator shaft acts as a chimeny during a fire, causing people to suffocate in a box
If this ever happens to you. Grab a towel, maybe extras for others, and wet it. In case you encounter high air temperatures or fire, you can wrap it around your head, face, mouth.
too bad you're only one human being out of seven billion, and thousands to whom he hasnt. the dude needs to reinvent himself but some objectivity is the first step.
Jesus Herrera Comedy i shook hands with him when he arrived at a recent houston comedy tour, he said "yall are some fuckin yungstas!". im 18 lol it was amazing he so chill, and the show was murder to my sides
@Gary McMichael The simple fact that we disagree proves that comedy is not at all concrete or uniform. Everyone has a different sense of humor, and it all depends on the individual who finds it funny/not funny and the context of the joke. Some people find Joe Rogan funny, and so he is funny to them. Others don't, and so he isn't funny to them. Humor is subjective, so to say that someone is categorically not funny is completely untenable. Certain people may rely on being found humorous through certain techniques, like acting stupid, or being loud, or using deadpan, etc., and the technique alone may be measured and quantified, but the actual quality of being funny is not something that can ever be concretely measured because it is different for each individual. That is why humor is subjective.
His Joey Diaz impression is so good. The more I watch Joe's stand up's, the more I like them. I used to not like them but he has an interesting outlook on a lot of things.
csrc92 no you DO want to be the first guy, google this and thank me later. Station nightclub fire, warwick rhode island. Should come right up. If you didnt hit the door of the station nightclub within 55 seconds you died in there. Ill step on heads in a fire so fucking fast. You dont wanna know. But ya you should watch that everyone should at how fire spreads and how scary of a way to die that is. To go within 45 seconds from getting a beer with your date listening to music to burning alive. Like dude , i dont even wanna go out anywhere but yeah great vid , on you tube, not for kids.
Ambien is a SUPER weird drug. Do not try to go to bed hungry when taking it, or yes, you WILL get up and acquire and eat food. But, it's weirder than that. It doesn't make you crazy. You are just as competent and capable as you ever are, you're just not forming memories. That's why you forget. It might be different for high dosages, but I'm fairly certain you could get up in the morning, take Ambien, and go to work, and no one would notice anything amiss. It does not make you sleepy. Not at all. If you lie down and try to go to sleep, you will succeed. But if you do not do that, if you stay up instead, you'll stay awake with no issue. The next day you won't remember hardly anything you did the prior night, but you won't just fall unconscious or feel groggy or anything. I took it for awhile because I wasn't sleeping well and waking up was extremely difficult, and I'd been late to work (like 2-3 hours late) dozens of times and it was getting me into trouble (luckily my job wasn't time-sensitive at all and it was only a big deal if I missed a meeting or something, otherwise I would just work late to compensate). I never had the experience of doing anything unusual, but I did do things like going out and buying a sandwich in the middle of the night, cooking and eating food at night, etc before I figured out not to go to bed hungry. Oh, and the surprise packages from Amazon. Those were always fun. Didn't remember ordering anything, but I'd look and sure enough I ordered stuff late at night and just didn't remember. It was always stuff I wanted, and stuff I would have bought if I was awake, though. Such a super weird drug... it helped me out though, I was able to get back into sleeping right.
CodeinCaptain It makes it so that if you lie down and you try to go to sleep, you will be able to. That's it. How it does this I have been unable to learn (and seriously I have tried, its mechanisms of action are VERY poorly understood). I did learn that it, for some reason, has been used in multiple cases on people who have been in a persistent vegetative state for years... and they woke up.
@@tbyte007 so? Point is if youre from anywhere outside of US, their old cities would be considered modern and nearby cities would probably diss it for being so new lmao
Not the standup dream team but the guys you wanna go out and drink with, dream team. If you could pick up Bill Burr and Patrice O’Neal along the way you could die the next day fulfilled.
Joe is one of the best podcast host i have ever seen or heard, but for some reason, his comedy just doesn't work for me. IDK why, but for some reason, he just sounds like he is trying too hard. Same goes for Brendan Shaub too. Joey Diaz however, is hilarious.
Joe seems like a guy who "wants" to be a comedian, it shows. I think too many people are just into the cult of personality/celebrity thing to see through it, or don't care.
My weird experience with Ambien was taking my pill, going to sleep, then waking up in a hospital with an IV and a nurse sitting over in the corner. Apparently I had gotten up shortly after falling asleep and taken the whole rest of the bottle of Ambien. I was living with my grandparents at the time, and they told me I came out of my room still in my boxers and t-shirt and went outside, got into my car, and tried to drive somewhere. Luckily they stopped me and took me to the ER. But goddamn was it surreal to go to sleep normally and wake up in a hospital with all this shit hooked up to me. In the end the nurse was there because they suspected it might have been a suicide attempt. So yeah, trying to convince ER personnel I wasn't suicidal was... fun. I take benzos for sleep now, at least I don't have to worry about waking up naked in another neighborhood in the middle of winter.
i made many a meal and had a thing for climbing over fences into private properties and climb the building on the grounds when i was supposed to be asleep on ambien/benzos etc.
Almost had me Joe, first you saw all this smoke at the bottom of the stairs then it was just some pranksters pulling the alarm 🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
I was in a hotel fire in Panama City, during spring break, at the holiday inn, on the 12th floor. Myself and three other of my friends have to stumble down 12 flights of stairs hammered beyond ability to actually walk. We basically stumbled down the stairs and I realized when we got to the 2nd floor my friend nick wasn’t with us. He literally slept through smoke coming in the room, fire alarms, a helicopter hovering over the hotel, and firefighters banging on the door. All this because some moron threw a blunt roach onto the tiki bars dry palm leaf roof and it was similar to throwing a truck load of dry leaves on a fire.
I think he is BELOW average. I wonder how many comedians think that but won't tell him lol I notice that on his Podcast, alot of OBVIOUS humour goes straight over his head. Odd
This is crazy but true. I was in OC at a hotel alarm goes off huge hotel evacuated and everyone walking as slow as humanly possible. Bunch of zombies and it was like 2 in the afternoon!!! I can only imagine middle of the night.
