I worked as a bouncer at nightclubs for years. Never ceased to amaze me how pissed attractive women would get when they couldn't charm me into letting them jump the line. Their looks is the only bargaining chip that they have and calling you gay is the only weapon they have in their arsenal.
As an average man, I've learned years ago that whenever a pretty woman comes to me, it's only because she needs something I can provide her, because if she didn't, she would not even take a quick look at me. This is the lot of what, 80% of men on Earth?
Man I love this podcast. Two drunk ass dudes with no filter, having a conversation they could have anywhere else off camera. Finding content like this these days is a hell of a hassle.
A woman can make or break a man. She can make him feel like the king of the world or she make him feel like the lowest form on earth. Gentlemen, choose your lady wisely. Be in control of who you want to share the best and worse of what life has to offer.
As someone who has had super hot (and emotionally unstable) girlfriends, it's actually quite simple not to get run over like that: 1. Always keep in mind that she's not really yours and that it's probably just a phase, no matter what she says, 2. Never let her looks charm you into deviating from your principles. Always stay the man that you are and be the best version of yourself that doesn't take any shit from her. Let her go before letting go of yourself.
A woman who is born excessively pretty can have everything she wants based on her looks.... and that's the trap. I'm a social worker, seen plenty of these former beauty queens who end up destitute single mothers the minute they start no longer looking like teenagers and they haven't landed a very wealthy man to marry, crying over the fact that men never saw anything other than their looks. But looks always fade, no matter who we are. I think the real challenge for extremely attractive women is to cultivate their inner world beyond how things make them feel.
Everyone has been dealt their cards, everyone has their advantages and disadvantages. Some people are smart and others are crafty. Some are hot and some are in shape. Doesn’t matter just live your life to the fullest
@@rumham4766 Sure, that’s easy. Until You try making money with taxes and bills thrown down your neck and other life expenses like food and gas for the cars. Or, Just work on your game. I had a woman, when I was 19 and working at an outdoor bar, it was fun gig but also not since I’m an introvert and hate big crowds, and this woman, probably early to mid 30s, comes up to me and she starts talking to me, she starts flirting with me right there in front of, I’m going to guess and say husband, and her two young kids, as amazed as I was about this I was also horrified that the husband has no clue that his wife was throwing “f**k me” eyes at me, a stranger who’s just trying to work his last half-hour of his shift, if I was single, and She was also available, i would’ve never pursued her even if she wasn’t married or attached because she had kids with her, but it just shows that some women will flirt regardless and flirting is one thing, sure, and I’m not so sure she would’ve gone farther with me if I had been more receptive of her advances, but the point remains the same, if she could flirt, maybe she would’ve tried to jump my bones if I gave her the hints and let her. But two good things did come out of that, I realize I was just giving off the wrong vibes and it must’ve been because I was giving off a certain open vibe that had led to her coming over to me, a few different times, and would just talk to me about the random stuff they saw that day, like the live music they had seen that day, and a few times I know I saw her give me this curious look, like she liked me and liked what she saw, but didn’t really get me, but that’s probably since she didn’t know me and I didn’t say much, I just let her talk. That was the other good thing I learned out of that, Don’t over-talk, let them talk.
My big sister gave me some good ass advice once before my first real Vegas trip, “if a really pretty girl approaches YOU, she’s prob a hooker. Be careful.”
Nah. Not true. The really pretty ones are not out and about. But when girls approach you, and they usually don’t in your regular life, then they’re likely hookers, yep.
My ugly ex treated me like that. And I was faithful for ten years made dinner Evey night worked payed half of everything then I even supported him for 7 years! The better I treated him the worse he got. I got with the "safe" ugly dude. Then he thought he was King n cheated n treated me like shit bcuz he always thought I was unfaithful. Even tho I never left the house. Now I've been single two years he has a fat ugly gf and wishes he treated me better. Life's a trip.
Kristins Rowland I got screwed over and was under appreciated by the ‘nice’ ugly guy who after, asked for me back. It’s like we got punished for lowering our standards lol
@@ggmash190 Damn, I couldn't imagine being like that. I mean I have to stand up for myself and I have a lot of strong opinions, but i wouldn't treat someone like shit and I'd never cheat. But I'm not too ugly really, 6'1, blonde hair, blue eyes, good skin, it's just my shyness and lack of social skills that get in the way.
The reason it seems "uglier" women don't have a good opinion of men is because men treat people(women) with respect based on how attractive they find them. If a woman was ugly to you how likely are you to give them a smile or treat them with the respect you would a pretty girl?
Right? Joe has a dark past. Sometimes we get a peak behind the curtain, what with the taint rubbing, and the channeling of Bill Clinton's spirit while the old man yet lives. Dark.
Whether you’re a man or a woman, attractive or unattractive, rich, poor, etc., don’t allow anyone into your inner circle that is disrespectful to you, or to anyone else for that matter. Show everyone respect, but stay away from disrespectful people.
So you guys are like the grammar police but worse. Ok. When people use the same expression or quote more than once suddenly they're weird or should be called out? Hypocrites. I can guarantee you do the same thing.
As soon as you stop looking at people in terms of 1-10, and you start seeing people as just... people, it frees you, and the power dynamic goes away. I used to not be able to talk to pretty women ever. I was super intimidated, awkward, fidgety, all of that affected me. But all of that was dispelled once I got to experience having a "9/10" girlfriend, and I started realizing that people are just people, no different from any of the others that are in the "league" that i'm supposed to be in. She was annoying, needy, combative, insecure, entitled and flawed like the rest of us, and she drove me up the freakin wall. Long story short, don't put them on a pedestal just for the way they look. They eat, sleep, sh*t, bleed red and share the same sun as anyone else does.
Juan Burgueño if you compares women do it 1-30 not one out of ten. Also watch Patrice O’Neal he will have you realize a lot of things about women and how they work.
When I went to UCLA, I was blown away by the amount of women that were beautiful. I often thought that somehow perceived attractiveness is correlated with societal success (wealth, fortune, fame, network and connection). I'm not sure if it is true, but I often wondered if beauty was a predictor of success.
Joe: keep her nervous, act mysterious like a book, be moody, gotta go on early morning runs while they're still asleep, gotta show powers that they don't possess, be different, be able to quote Shakespeare, gotta be willing to give up a lot of money if you're an ugly dude.
I disagree with keeping her nervous. When you can make yourself attractive (some of what you mentioned) but make her feel comfortable enough to let her guard down, then you win.
When he was showing picture of strong girls bending over.. it literally looked like a man was bending over.. it was fucking hilarious. Joe gotta be gay
Good for you my friend you will go to heaven for not touching the devils devices...main one Women!! You think munks had sex for no reason. You think nunns have sex for no reason? You get to heaven as a virgin...wish i knew that back then i would still be one!
A *lot* easier said than done. Not saying you can't say no, but when a drop-dead gorgeous, slinky sex-machine pouts those lips & bats her eyes at you (and wiggles that bootay) *in real life*, it is waaaaay harder.
@@andreipendle1778 well if she's giving you some, you have to take that into consideration. If you know she won't, no reason to do her bidding for zero benefit.
@@nehasehgal2537 Did she get more plastic surgery or what happened? Nothing against that, just that Instagram is full of filters that I wouldn't be so sure.
Abi C what? At least Joe Rogan worked for his physical appearance (what he could control) and he is old now. Not only do you not have a picture, but I guarantee you are atleast only half of how hot you think you are.
This clip is a perfect example of why podcasts are the thing of the future and broadcast Tv shows, like the Tonight Show, are about to go extinct. People want to be treated like adults, and Joe is crazy. Could you imagine hearing this on The Tonight Show?
I am engaged but whenever i have a crush or if a hotty want me i play the idiot ,and then proceed to cry for 1 month straight because i don't know why i am accepting such pain and then i remember that my fiancee is really a good person and i don't want to be a villain ... lol Then another crush and it start again ... lol, and i hope she wont divorce me cause the temptation is just sooo goood and i am suffocating but i don't want to be the villain and i want her to be happy cause so far she had an hard life and i want to be the positive , i scale myself at 7,5/10 or 8/10. Now you know my life lol.
The easiest part of being a man. Keeping that self control in check when your wife gets the house, the kids, your cars, your insurance plan, your friends.
@@mokushmasmo6009 i saw documentary about 1950s australia. there was quite a big of trend that women poisoned their husband with rat poison. i guess divorce is still better.
I’m really impressed by this one. I saw both ends of the spectrum, and I appreciate that I identified with Rogan more, while still fully appreciating and respecting Ron White and his OG. These are both good men.
kyosuke azai you either didn’t mean to reply to me, or misunderstood my comment. But as a sidenote, I looked her up now just. She seems nice enough to me.
I'm 33 and have never been married nor will I ever marry. I came close a couple of times but fortunately I dodged those bullets. The risk vs. reward ratio is way too out of wack for me to even consider it anymore.
Ive been saying this for years! Im a woman who was dealt a bit of an ugly card. Ive watched men just lose their minds over these hot women. Some of these women were TERRIBLE people but they didnt care at all. It was like they were in a trance. Crazy stuff. I hate to say but in a lot of cases it is whats on the outside that counts.
@@blorkpovud1576 idk. I know this one guy who I work with. His wife is beautiful but batshit crazy. He has 2 kids and theyve been together 14 years. I think he kind of may like the crazy though. Keeps things interesting maybe. Thats just a theory.
@@msanrai possibly! I was actually referring to myself. I have a low tolerance for almost anything from anybody so hotness will only get someone so far before I simply have no choice but to exit.
@@msanrai thanks. I didn't mean it to sound like some virtue on my part. I'm more like a dumb animal with low distress tolerance that can barely handle minimal conflict without flipping out 😂
W. C. Fields often said a joke like that in his bits. Woman - "You sir are drunk." W.C. Fields - "And you madam are ugly but in the morning I'll be sober and you'll still be ugly." He also said the joke to a guy. Guy -" You're drunk!" Fields - "And you're crazy but come the morning I'll be sober and you'll still be crazy!"
@@shiznit9142 bruh I’m so glad for these comments lmao I didn’t catch that at first now I realize hella people hating in the comments prob didn’t get the scenario
That fact there are actually people that exist in the world that will manipulate people's desire for affection/love to siphon resources or support is one of the most depressing things.
I am so aware of my own un-attractiveness that if a decent looking girl talks to me I am immediately looking for the guy around the corner with the taser. Can't fool me. It just doesn't sit right with me at all. It's like an omen.
Haha, I used to be an in shape attractive guy but now I'm married and middle aged. When ever an attractive girl flirts with me I immedialty look for her angle. What is she trying to get from me??? Haha
Mary, I have no interest in those women, just curious what they are trying to manipulate out of me. My labor? My money? If an attractive woman is chatting up a man past his prime, she is trying to manipulate him for her benefit.
We've all known women like that I think and some of them aren't the ones that you think they are. Sometimes the ones you least expect will surprise you. I love that
I'm glad someone finally brought this up. Discrimination based on attractiveness is huge. Don't know if we can do anything about it since it's so deeply ingrained in human nature, but yes, people obviously treat attractive people better, give them more opportunities, give them massive confidence boosts, want to date them, etc. You go to Central Park on a Saturday morning and you see neverending march of hot people that all happen to be rich and successful, how does that happen? It's a taboo subject because no one wants to talk about looks, but it's a huge source of disparity.
No. The thing is that sucssesful people they probably have a better selfsteem and the way they see themselves and portrait themselves seems hot to you. Just look at famous politicians, writters, movie directors, singers or even actors. Many are not at all super pretty. But they are atractive because of the energy they exude. Its a diferent thing
Coworkers at my job swear I am a hardcore simp over these two good looking female coworkers. The trick is to reverse the manipulation on them by having a sense of humor and not give a shit. never underestimate the power of a good joke.
That's one of the areas where men get make up the disadvantage. Socioeconomic status is valued much higher in a partner, particularly a long term partner for women. Even when women have a successful career doing whatever and make a lot of money, they still prefer men who make more money than men who make less. That's why you've got shit like 20 years olds marrying 50 year old dudes. People can call em gold digging whores if they like, it's not inaccurate, but women are genetically programmed to prefer men with a greater socioeconomic status for procreation :3
Woman are attracted to confidence rather it be financial confidence,physical,mental,sexual etc. If they can let them selves submit to a partner that they know is confident enough to take the reins and take care of the situation and them. Men are in the moment do evers. Women are self contious thinking about how they look from the outside. This isn't universal but its average psychology. Biologicaly and even subconsciously they look for a mate that can take care of them and confidence in ones self projects this. The dont havevthat biological lust towards hotness in the same aspect men do. A healthy man would produce good off spring but being handsome again comes from being confident because what being handsome to a woman entails. Men are biologically drawn to "hot" women because child bearing hips,clear skin,symmetrical features and big breast all ahow healthy mates for producing offspring. Our DNA is selfish it wants the best change of replication and survival .
@@DekkarJr 100 percent, when they're younger it's image and when your older it's more financial. Women are not really looking for a connection. They want compensation. And it's all for failed relationships that they played a part in but will never or hardly ever take accountability for.
You don’t get it. We wear the heels so we can measure how tall you are. I personally have a good eye to know when a guy is at least 5’11 but for most women, he has to be much taller than them even when they wear their good heels. That genetic selection and all!
crimsomthoughts why so shallow though? I value intelligence in a woman, if she’s as shallow as you she’s not intelligent not worth my time anyways so it goes both ways. You think like a narcissist btw.
As an ugly man who dated arguably the most beautiful women I've ever laid eyes on, I can attest to how much power they have. I'm not even rich, so I guess I did something right lol
Any gorgeous or beautiful girls who date ugly guys or never went for handsome guys are narcissistic or prideful girls, girls who feel superior and girls who feel entitled, these are toxic girls who will go to hell and will become a demon.
As a woman, this is intriguing. I’ve noticed that some women really seem to have some kind of manipulative power over men. It doesn’t even really matter how attractive she is!
Facts, doesn't matter anymore if she's attractive or not, everyone has something for other someone, in Argentina we say "Nunca falta un roto para un descocido" (There's always a torn one for a ripped) = Like, im sure somebody is in the same condition as you are, searching the same things as you are.
@@redheadedfreckles2 that's a lie lmao. a man isn't gonna give everything up for an unattractive women lmao. you don't know how the mind works in a man
