Joey Diaz - Being in Jail With A Guy Who Would Shoot 4 Kids 

Nick Chartraw great fucking deal

In one of the links about the dude people shared, he was holed up at a bar where he called an accomplice. That guy called the cops and said Bell wanted him to deliver a vehicle, the cops took that vehicle to the bar and Bell was going to get in but he saw it wasn't his friend so he went to run away and they shot him in the neck but he survived

REBEL5150 you're the guy who asks too many questions

joey "you gotta believe me dog" diaz

Ben Cobb but it happened though

O. G. In the 1980s

O. G. What ya gonna Do!

Wonder how much of it just had to with cocaine 🤣 I remember he said on Hot Ones, back in the day in New York, him and his friends would look for shit to do and sometimes they would try to score some liquor or dope and another time they even mugged a hooker!! 😂 like wtf?

lol fr all are set between 1984-6

He aint ever rest😂my mans was coked out the whole time he was bored what else would u do

holy shit, I was slowly scrolling down skimming through the comments and I read 'broken glass .... ' as Joey says it llllllloooooollll /r/trippyaf

CAN'T TAKE THE SMELL, CAN'T TAKE THE NOISE. I CAN NO MONEY TO MOVE OUT I GUESS I GOT NO CHOICE.

Don't push me

Charles Darwin That when over the 2 guests head on one poped.

Damn comment 2 years old

no no my weekends

my daily :(

Fuck You chilling dude

@@user-zn4ti2oj4d like ur name homie

@@user-zn4ti2oj4d love you

That would be fuckin phenomenal

I thought That’s how he started

True that "cash" style.

check out ali sadiq doing his stand up in jail funny af

Sorta like Johnny Cash

But then again... who cares. Lol

The guest clearly did. He started quoting "White Lines", another Grandmaster Flash classic.

@@vitaminrstudios going through my minddd

@@LK-em1bv "And all the while I think of you"

Id of been like if it aint about no puff i just dont care, im that young fly guy sometimes wise guy.."etc

Haha. Didn't he say it was supposed to be 90 days?. That makes the math even more dodgy 😄

hes saying 3 weeks to a month in county actually counted as 6-8 weeks because he legally should have been in prison isntead

That made me happy. Joey Diaz just got 5+ points in my book. And he’s already at the top

Syed Ali lmfao

Syed Ali lee farted? lmfao

I got super baked and spent a few minutes listening to the goat

Syed Ali

Lee's brain dribbles out his nose

Indeed. Heroin and pizza seems far fetched, but not so when you think about that serial killer who escaped from that place. It's easier to get Heroin in jail than to get out so the story was 100% true most likely

That's not how IQ works.

iKazekage

fuck math

intellect

mikey bananas give me a line and I will pass any math exam known to mankind I swear 😂😂😂😂😂

"I cant give you the numbers, because i dont know what numbers are"-Joey Diaz

Claudia Largaespada.....keep fighting the good fight!

How you doin Claudia?

Bitch is dead... depression dont exist.... only cowards exist

Leonel Perez Depression definitely does exist. Depression happens when your brain isn't producing enough serotonin. That is a very real medical problem.

Dmitri Blaskowitz I’m a psych student and the science is actually still out on that. Low serotonin is correlated with depression, but correlation isn’t equal to causation. If you want my best guess, I actually think anxiety and depression can be “exercised” out of the brain like obesity can be exercised out of the body. Problem is, almost no one practices mental fitness. In the next 50 years we will look back and be disgusted by the lack of mental healthcare in our society

the song is "The Message - Furious Five and Grandmaster Flash". The first rap ever

No that you mentioned it uh no !!!!! Just you

EPIC 4EVA notice it to

Yeah!! That's that good music 😎💯💓

Who has had that feeling of hitting the spike and having it go through your body right to your balls

Yeah they shipped me out to Limon, 5 years for a burglary.

@@charleshamilton1488 well we at the church, are glad you’re back

Adam Nelson me fuckin too he sounds and has stories just like him minus the exagerations and jail time my dad never did much time like joey

Justin Hemboorger he is so much like my dad it's kinda scary. My dad did have the jail time, not a single big sentence but alot of small ones.

Facts

Same here my dad passed last May and listening to Joeys stories reminds me of the stories my dad used to tell me while we got stoned. RIP dad and thank you joey 4 being you dude

It wasn’t the first

Ngl, was thinking the same thing. Went to the comments only because I wondered if someone had actually said that 😂😂

the song is "The Message - Furious Five and Grandmaster Flash". The first rap ever

3:12

just google it brodie, its real

There's no way they would let him do the surgery... Too much possibility to end the dude and the hospital would be responsible

Acid in jail sounds horrible

@@doctorswifto5422 it was a hell of a lot better then reality at the time that's for sure.

carfirehawk1 i

He’s in the clink for the rest of his life lol

People pissin on the stairs

I would love to make that into a song oh wait