Don't be eating gluten free pizza, Subway, Domino's, deviled ham, wings from Pizza Hut, conveyor belt sushi, Chipotle, Popeye's, or from a food delivery service! #JoeyDiaz #LeeSyatt #Madflavor
I love it too, it's a moment of sincere emotional response, where you can almost see in Joey's face "should I consider cutting this guy out of my life for the next 18 months?", just on his misinterpretation of Lee's position on instant mashed potatoes. Thankfully Lee clarified his position and it was resolved peacefully, because I've had those boxed potatoes in Basic, and the only reason I ate them is because I would've gotten smoked by the Drill Instructor if he'd seen me dump them.
“I’m not gonna step foot in that restaurant. Migrant workers died to bring that recipe over here and you wanna remove the gluten cus your stomach hurts go fuck yourself” JOEY KILLED IT LMFAOO
I just turned 18 and I've never had anyone teach me about life and Joey, after watching your poodcast for around a year now I've really been becoming someone, someone I like, and I gotta say thanks for the insight here and there, all while stayin black. God bless
15:12 "I don't know anybody that used boxed mashed potatoes" "They're so easy to make though" "Listen... just shut up" That killed me. You could see the anger and disappointment in Joey's face and lee had to quickly clarify to save their relationship for at least a few more weeks lmao
1. don't eat dominos in NYC 2. don't eat subway in jersey (or anywhere tbf) 3. don't have anyone deliver your food 4. never go to a restaurant that does gluten-free 5. never get wings from pizza hut. 6. don't get conveyor belt sushi 7. cook what you are going to say you are going to cook 8. don't ever make boxed mash potatoes 9. don't eat chipotle 10. don't eat hummus 11. always get the best
Eating at an Olive Garden in NYC is like eating at a Popeye's in Baton Rouge. What gabone would eat a mass produced meal at Olive Garden when you can eat the highest quality Italian food in the western hemisphere for a reasonable price?
I was stoned AF one night watching The Church and an old girlfriend of mine heard Joey getting loud ranting. She thought a burglar had me tied up in the living room torturing me ! 🤣
Having my coffee in the morning listening to big Joey Diaz👍 Get a great morning laugh to start my day love listening to him he’s hilarious keep it up brother!
Nah, not Juniors pizza near me in Orlando, FL. Some of the best wings I've ever had and I've had the original Buffalo wings in Buffalo. Real Italians own Juniors and I have no idea how they know how to make bomb ass wings, but they do! But yeah, 999 of 1000 times wings from pizza places are terrible.
I came here looking for one of my favorite Diaz rules, and I found it right off the bat at #10. "I'll stand outside and pick people off with a rifle" one of the low key funniest lines hes ever said imo
Subway is the McDonalds of chain sandwich shops...Its only okay to go there when its the only option in the town of 300 off the interstate in Oklahoma at midnight.
16:22 "Chicken bowl.... oOOoHHh." At first, i thought Uncle Joey fired off some knuckle children, whilst deep in thought about Chipotle, but thankfully he resents it.
I’ll never go to subway again after my mom took me there when I’m stoned to the gills. I wanted to dope my sandwich up, I think I went Philly steak with that artery clogging Baja cheese sauce, just a dash just enough so that sandwich ain’t dry and you got to be stoned to the bone for the baja. Anyways it’s about $16 or some wild shit for a sandwich a drink and chips. Steak and cheese sauce, $16 never again like it hurt my soul I could have gotten a real deal melt in your mouth Philly cheese steak for cheaper
Why would you even think about telling Joey Diaz about your gluten free non dairy pizza like wtf are you thinking he’s gonna be like “Oh I gotta get some of that”? Fuck no.
I love how he’s talking about the Marriott in Uniondale 😂🤣 Over there, only good pizza used to be on Front St by the McDonald’s. That area is so over run by corporations, the closest passable slice is in East Meadow/Merrick
Joey is hilarious 😂! Two kicks 🦵 to the chicken 🐔 head makes it tender. If you tell me you’re making chicken 🍗 cutlets with cream corn 🌽 and mashed potatoes 🥔 and I get to your house and you offer me a salad 🥗. We ain’t talkin 😂😂😂😂
Worked as a delivery driver at a Domino's in Los Angeles deeeeeeep in the San Fernando Valley when I was just turning 21...Though it taught me a lot of life skills, like how to deal with douches, it also made realize how disgusting delivery pizza is. Now I make my own from scratch. Its so much better.
