Joey Diaz Isn't Going to a Buffet

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Excerpt from This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #508 | Joey Diaz
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@Ariann350 12 дней назад

“He was a real susceptible fella”😭

@navnishbhardwaj3436 10 дней назад

Too quick wit it

@ce5protocol267 9 дней назад

It travels through the air

@ce5protocol267 9 дней назад

He inhaled leprosy

@mxtmextra 7 дней назад

@danieljones7501 13 дней назад

They all had a diabetic foot 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@pornneliushubbard1967 12 дней назад

Saw a female with one and kept laughing cuz of Joey haha

@jacobreyes4573 9 дней назад

Hilarious 😢😂

@matthewlucio4320 11 дней назад

He compared buffets to prohibition speakeazy's lmfaooo

@minnesotatomcat 13 дней назад

Special pickles and gay watermelon? 🤣 for only $2

@jonathankulesa 13 дней назад

Black puddin, Reeboks on sale… 😂

@Reishira-ln73ks 13 дней назад

7×2=14 =5

@reze3416 13 дней назад

Premier edition 😂

@Sniperboy5551 23 часа назад

@Reishira-ln73ks Special pickles = special math

@jtlittle19 9 дней назад

Joey’s lookin good, much healthier.

@zyourzgrandzmaz 3 дня назад

Yeah he's down like 20 lbs at least since I seen him last

@ongogablogian7112 3 дня назад

Lookin like a docta

@realtalk5931 13 дней назад

My brother in law is a massive human. He goes to the buffets and you can see the owners and managers just sweating bullets. He goes and eats 200 shrimp

@ghostofjarule 12 дней назад

WE EAT SO MANY SHRIMP I GOT IODINE POISONING 🗣️🗣️🗣️

@pornneliushubbard1967 12 дней назад

In La we have a shakeys pizza that have a all you can eat buffet… I thought it would be smart to go there when it opens. I was wrong. There was a massive guy who kept eating all the pizzas. Then when they would bring a new one out and he would fill his plate with more. He was pissing me off

@Pusfilth 12 дней назад

Fatso they call em

@SophieGriegson 12 дней назад

Is he single?

@ixigabeixi 12 дней назад

Please make a video.

@bruhbruhhh6592 13 дней назад

Joey's right, I went to a Chinese buffet last month and I looked around and my faith in humanity plummeted

@Nuphs8 13 дней назад

huh?

@iluvmyeski 13 дней назад

black people, and overweight white people love those buffets

@bigbodyaj 13 дней назад

The ones with the hibachi still hit but not how they used to back in the day

@landonic81 12 дней назад

It's how I feel when I look around when I'm in Planet Fitness. 😂

@stringbender3 12 дней назад

😂😂😅

@TBrizzle 11 дней назад

That fuckin uh country crock 😂

@alexapexgod4643 6 дней назад

Country cock!!!

@potterj09 13 дней назад

Communist Chedder Cheese: Your serving of calcium, your serving of communism.

@abhisheksubramani937 13 дней назад

everything is hilarious when Uncle Joey is on!

@adamjenkins190 13 дней назад

These 2 need their own podcast together

@TheTailors1 12 дней назад

“Don Fattingly” 😂😂

@drummerelle 8 дней назад

Yo. Joey is just radiating with light! I am absolutely loving his health journey. Mentally and spiritually. keep up the good work, brother, God sees you.

@aaronmaidman5226 13 дней назад

Joeys ankles for sure are purple bruh

@kf1416 12 дней назад

bros feet probably look insane

@mathiasdallandersen5218 12 дней назад

Crazy how hes talking considering how nasty tjat man look

@45johngalt 12 дней назад

@@kf1416he used to joke about his f*cked up toe, how it had fungus and was ingrown and a hangnail

@davideojockey6237 9 дней назад

nah you just told us you dont watch him he does everything to not get his leg swol and always puts them up everytime he goes to bed for over 20 years every day he says

@bardsamok9221 8 дней назад

@@davideojockey6237that's not how that works. Atherosclerosis or diabetes doesn't care if you have your feet up. Diabetes: Guy put his feet up. Atherosclerosis: lol

@datdudecollins 13 дней назад

He said if he sees a diabetic foot in a restaurant he’s gotta go. What in the actual… Hahaha

@andrewp.4609 9 дней назад

The diabetic foot in a restaurant is the modern day equivalent of a dead canary in a coal mine

@datdudecollins 9 дней назад

@@andrewp.4609 Being from and in West Virginia, I can’t tell you how solid a comment that is.🏆

@Patrick.Weightman 13 дней назад

"The Reebok's were on sale"

@4Everlast 12 дней назад

Two of those rare MF's that walk around with their clip full 24/7.

@Raven34643 12 дней назад

The leprosy line killed me.

@clelvis225 13 дней назад

The Howard Johnson shit is real...I grew up medium poor, once a year my parents would take me to see my dad's parents in the middle of nowhere Mississippi, some real red dirt shit....we would stay at the Howard Johnson in town....heated pool, room service, it was like going to the fucking Hilton...

@tiffanybalcazar6531 7 дней назад

Medium poor lol😂💀

@ManiacMageetheG 4 дня назад

@@tiffanybalcazar6531I know exactly what they mean too, haha!

@Tenxents 2 дня назад

Yeah it means your parents were drug addicts 😂

@Jangel_22 13 дней назад

Don Fattingly💀

@PootieTang101 13 дней назад

Shoney's breakfast buffet in the morning is the best. Their spaghetti too

@stevenking8884 6 дней назад

Spaghetti, bacon, hash brown, sausage, eggs and donuts...great breakfast

@iannapier9107 13 дней назад

A buffet is the only fans for the dinner community!

@hawaiisidecar 13 дней назад

Strange I read your comment at the same time he said that. It was like Theo was narrating your comment.

@lisapineapple 7 дней назад

So true 😂

@jonathanhoward1499 13 дней назад

2:51 golden corral

@EmberCrow 12 дней назад

Menthol bread pudding lmao that’s some creative shit

@ChideNorms 4 дня назад

It’s actually the literal opposite of creative. It’s shit.

@lewiswyndham9285 3 дня назад

@@ChideNorms nah you're wrong it's creative shit

@Tenxents 2 дня назад

@@ChideNormsliterally every comment you leave is some jab at the comedians who boost the viewership for and it is always ignored by everybody else in the comments 😂😂😂

@ChideNorms День назад

@@Tenxents huh?

@EziekKiel 13 дней назад

At Cracker Barrel for another dollar you can teabag a bronze statue of John Wayne.

@Dime_time333 13 дней назад

I literally lol'd reading this

@sharonmontano4924 13 дней назад

You’re trying too hard

@RejectReality97 12 дней назад

I'd pay you a dollar to never tell that joke again😂 what a shit joke

@EziekKiel 12 дней назад

@@sharonmontano4924 Aww, did you say something sweetie? You see that? That's my teabag on your chin.

@fivestar8337 11 дней назад

Lmao

@btf1287 13 дней назад

from gay water to comedy to leprosy in under 2 mins

@coryrich2619 12 дней назад

Just imagine being the camera guy in a room with Theo Von and Joey Diaz….BEST TIME EVER

@masonharkness6437 6 дней назад

“What’s the place with the chocolate fountain?" "Uh ohh …. Memphis"😂😂

@ethanmichael9349 3 дня назад

I was surprised this wasn’t a top comment. Hilarious. 😂😂

@tinoooo5895 13 дней назад

Gay watermelon is crazy

@mikebentley8308 12 дней назад

Joey is glowing! Nice to see him still doing good and happy 👍

@NaritusPwN 13 дней назад

They put the FDA and random adds on instagram on the same level 😂

@1chapa5 12 дней назад

Ive never seen theo laugh that hard 😂 this was hilarious

@squid_fish 13 дней назад

Count how many adults over 18 are a normal weight vs obese now in any given situation; it’s nuts. Can’t help but notice it where I live…

@kylenorris5391 13 дней назад

Same here kinda depressing

@charliechazworth 12 дней назад

I live in East Tennessee and see this every time I go to Wal Mart. Everyone is obese… usually a few zooming around on the disabled people carts. It’s soul crushing. Humanity is doomed.

@RejectReality97 12 дней назад

It's majority young people too is the crazy part. And the majority of that is women 😂 GO figure

@bryanpinto4051 12 дней назад

look at RU-vid videos from the 80s. Concerts, classrooms etc, the amount of overweight people were at a minimum. Look at today 80% of people are complete messes. Put them on the front cover of the Sports Illustrated swim suit edition because ITS THE NORM.

@mcm2366 12 дней назад

We will end up like the people in WALL-E.

@Donut_Sprinkle 12 дней назад

country crock is wild 😆

@datdudecollins 9 дней назад

Fucking “Country Crock.” Hahahaha

@Donut_Sprinkle 9 дней назад

@@datdudecollinsso damn funny ahahahah 🤣🤣

@thomaswallace4620 12 дней назад

Buffets are like the new speakeasy lmao!!! Theo needs to turn that in to a new bit!!!

@charlesmclemore3835 12 дней назад

My mother and stepfather go to Golden Corral. They eat until they get full, then they take a bench break, then they go back at it.

@sira.scottascot8865 11 дней назад

Theo is one of the few people that'll crack Joey Diaz up. I love it.

@neilpm12 12 дней назад

Real susceptible fella 😂 3:00 Axygen Theo 5:41

@MurdockB 13 дней назад

Love these two together

@Popdoc21 13 дней назад

Tell him, I bet his farts could make a buzzard pass out over a maggot pile

@deez5149 13 дней назад

I saw a 600lb woman at Golden Corral as a kid. And I could not take my eyes off her calves

@keatonjorgensen8793 13 дней назад

People with legs so fat there is no distinction between the thigh, calf or ankles are my favorite.. Looks like a elephant leg

@BarackObamaJedi 13 дней назад

I think the PC term is still "children", no matter how much of a cow the mum was

@deez5149 13 дней назад

It was like a ballon. I have never seen such a distorted anatomy

@tubby4388 12 дней назад

@@keatonjorgensen8793 Brutal

@HxThomison 7 дней назад

@@BarackObamaJedipearls, before swine.

@rooskadoodle5952 12 дней назад

We the people love joey diaz

@jeffhelton9510 10 дней назад

Golden Corral is the gateway to the end for me.

@tylerd7239 12 дней назад

“Here is a good mortician” hahaha

@OctoberHourglass 12 дней назад

Shoney’s was the lick. Breakfast buffet was crazy.

@AtibaVV 13 дней назад

I wish they had Howard Johnson's today he said $15 a night

@salabukhalil8677 13 дней назад

For what

@iesickboy 12 дней назад

For a room at the hotel/travelodge. Howard Johnson's wasn't just a restaurant.

@iunnox666 12 дней назад

Howard Johnson's isn't around anymore? And they had a restaurant?

@JamesThomas-kx5sj 11 дней назад

@@iunnox666 It started as a restaurant and expanded into hotels but now it's just hotels

@BrianM-44041 10 дней назад

They do there's one 3 miles from me it's 55 now lol

@HxThomison 7 дней назад

Joey rolls around with Mortician business cards😂😂😂

@BLAISEDAHL96 12 дней назад

Damn Joey is in good shape!

@jakep1979 10 дней назад

Joey Wheezing at the end over there sounds like someone inhaling pure oxygen from a tank.

@JacobG093 12 дней назад

This video is making me want to go to a buffet. Weed is kickin tonight, Jack 😂

@pauljenks4375 12 дней назад

In Jersey we call Howard Johnsons the Ho Jo 😂😂

@jerrysonrai0106 12 дней назад

They’re like cattle on axe e gen Ahahahaha 😂I’m dying

@realChewky 9 дней назад

3:03 i love how Joey doesn't realize it was Golden Corral he was talking about with the chocolate fountain

@sstier48 11 дней назад

Watching this on my way back from a Chinese buffet 😂

@johnnydang4397 10 дней назад

“You’ll die” 🤣😂

@partyendsat9235 12 дней назад

I’m at work, security, on my phone strolling

@fahad1992fah 9 дней назад

Missing grandparents for 40$ 😂😂😂damn it he is naturally funny

@mhairifox7753 11 дней назад

"Buffets. The OnlyFans of the dinner service." Lol

@blackcats3951 2 дня назад

“Dude was very susceptible” 🙈🤣

@Mr_Andre90 13 дней назад

I love your videos 🙏🏼

@whooptygaming 10 дней назад

we got a hojo in windsor id be surprised if theo didnt stay there when he performed here LOL

@carynalls День назад

bro when he said Memphis when Diaz said who's got the chocolate fountain

@latenightnessii 7 дней назад

This episode was funny af 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@louisgreen4839 9 дней назад

“The only fans of the dinner community”😂😂😂

@Earthwormjimm 7 дней назад

Joey doesn’t know he just found the friend that will absolutely appreciate his next level friendship. What a perfect duo. The kid he always wanted and the father he always wanted

@Louisiana1975 10 дней назад

Shoney's breakfast bar was the shit!

@SolidHang 12 дней назад

Don fattingly!!! 😂

@natalia-grace 13 дней назад

Joey has more stories, than years his been on earth…. Cubans are known for talking shit, and Joey is the leader !!

@garciafamily5850 7 дней назад

And Theo alone is right behind them.

@pablot-r9402 10 дней назад

People still do "premium buffets" of all food types. The most common of course being East Asian Buffets, and the "premium" treatment gets you access to half shell oysters, freshly cooked steak, sushi, etc.

@SnapsVideo 4 минуты назад

Theo with the drip 😂

@DR.ELEKTRIK 2 дня назад

“Listen, here’s a good mortician”……😂😂😂😂😂😂

@LostJediJC 9 дней назад

don fattingly almost killed me

@bryanpinto4051 12 дней назад

where did the other half of Diaz go??

@KarlHessey-db6mf 13 дней назад

Things are never as it seems

@ChaseTisfunnyaf 12 дней назад

Shoneys in Greenville Alabama was one of my favorite restaurant as a kid and the roped off areas felt exactly how Theo describes it 😂🤣 never knew it was an actual Inn tho

@FranchiseCityOnline 6 дней назад

Nothing says refined gentleman better than those special pickles

@marvinshenk 12 дней назад

Uncle Joey is the best.

@Bean43-pc9lz 12 дней назад

Don Fattingly 😂😂😂

@lustbubo4638 13 дней назад

Way. Remembering these types of places is really becoming like the pyramids in Egypt

@theghettocowboy7234 7 дней назад

He looks good man and he’s on fire

@derekpike9784 11 дней назад

Joey and Theo together, just shooting the shit about anything, is what the world needs. Lets get these two on a pod regularly.... the Church of This Past Weekend

@K.anderson21519 8 дней назад

We had Shoneys, Ryan’s, and Ponderosa growing up lol

@xxjoeyt07xx 11 дней назад

He called Cracker Barrell "Country Crock" 😂

@carrot5570 10 дней назад

Bro Theo has a sleeper build I can tell

@kevinl9180 12 дней назад

The creases on either side of joeys nose are like a inch and a half deep 😮😮.. look at the shadows them bad boys cast 😂😂

@1017uly 13 дней назад

still get my beer down the street at the Ho Jo

@gwegdunham1 10 дней назад

When i was a kid we had a Ponderosa one town over (northern Michigan/midwest area) idk how many of those are still in business but i LOVED going to that shit as a kid lol, wish we still had one close by lol

@CW-dl2dd 10 дней назад

5:12 did he say Paducah as in Paducah, KY? I live an hour from there

@landonic81 12 дней назад

Don Fattingly 😂

@alextheman3330 3 дня назад

We all need an Uncle Joey lol

@EmberCrow 12 дней назад

I KNEW Shoney’s was on the list 😂

@DonjiPicudo 13 дней назад

Lol, why tf you always have all these bots in the comments? 😂😂 I didn't even know you could have an ass as a profile pic 😂😂

@thatcanadianchick7589 5 дней назад

" my buddy got leprosy at one of those places" WTF ??😂

@mjjumps 9 дней назад

Joey’s drinking Magnesium Citrate

@illmagical 13 дней назад

There's a Howard Johnson in my city. People mostly use the rooms to party.

@daltondunn7856 12 дней назад

Joey's actually looking pretty good

@RichiRichRR 4 дня назад

Black pudding... Sir you mean chocolate? Lmfaoo

@nephikalamafoni4512 10 дней назад

“The Only Fans of the Dinner community” 😆😂😂😂😂😂

@Patrick-Daniel015 12 дней назад

I love how Joey the guy who snorted coke like I drink water is talking about health. Haha😂. Joey does look good though

@niteshades_promise 12 дней назад

golden corral bourbon chicken and meat loaf is banging. 🍻

@PoyTroy 9 дней назад

Shoneys was it ! I Remember me and my cousins when we were kids took a road trip with my aunts. We stopped at a hotel and they had shoneys next door. It was all you could eat breakfast. When I tell you we got an infinite amount of bacon alone , with pancakes. It was heaven !