R.I.P Ralphie miss that guy so much. HIS COMEDY SHOWS WERE GOLDEN! And you're dicks mystercally wet LMFAO!!! Wish Ralphie was on every episode of this!
i fucking loved micro dot i was trying to eat my ol ladies pussy and i was laughing so fucking hard and she ask me why i was laughing about and i told her that her pussy was talking to me it was a great time
@Hooked On Chronics even tripping I would still know where not to lol luckily no ghettos near me rough estates but safe enough to walk through in my city anyway. We have a cathedral and a castle that's fucking trippy when lit up, Lincoln city UK. Stay safe.
Rest easy Ralphie Mae! You will always be one of the greatest acts in comedy. Not too mention you were a beautiful human being with a heart of gold. I was glad to have known you.
Seriously!! Who the fuck is that bald guy with a hint of down syndrome?? Why the FUCK is he on Joey's podcasts?? Did he lose a bet? Or is he one of his kids he didn't know he had and its either this or pay 18 years of child support?!
@Ace Boogie They’re actually a little bit of both . Let’s do our research on them . My mother used to take these things www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Black%20Beauties
I guess comedic talent is lost in translation because that made no sense...Not even in an ironic way. Leave the comedy to the adults and go play in the yard while the big people talk...Try not to shit your pants again, ok?
Oh, then in that case I must be mistaken. When a loser who watches internet porn and plays video games all day gives their opinion, they should be listened to.
1:22 I wish I would have heard someone laugh at that joke. "Walgreens don't get 'em for those numbers" I like hearing people laugh at what I think is funny
If your buying single doses your not going to get them for a dollar but if your buying units you could easily get them for a dollar a dose if your close enough to the family. A dose of acid costs pennies to make after you have all the lab equipment and you could easily make several million doses in a weekend.
Use to get purple Mesc for 30cents a pop, back in the late 70s, flip em for $1.25 each, by the hundreds. We wouldn’t smoke em, but we would pick up 10,000 at a time, and the bag had shake in it, we’d smoke that up!!!! Stars Wars at the Orpheum in 86th Street and the light show in manhattan Hayden Planitarium
I love joey, but acid becomes mescaline in the same sentence. And who knows what the "microdots" were. I love CoCo to death but you never know what the real deal is with him. It's like 50% truth and 50% awesome storytelling. It's hella funny to hear regardless.
Most people that do coke will tell you that when you're talking about it and tell these stories, it makes you wanna do it. The fact the Joey can tell the amount of stories he does and is still sober, is very impressive and I respect the shit out of it.
OMG this is like a memory from my teen years from '80 thru the late '80's...Quaalude's ...what a freaking wild ride those were...make you drool like a dog, make you stupid beyond anything to be imagined ...We took these in my early teen years, and then they were gone...Black beauty's, yellow jackets..pick me ups for before school...Then the acid, oh the acid, I never had a bad trip...Such great years...drugs were cheap & plentiful...It was nothing to get drugs, It was great years & terrible years all at the same time...of course we smoked weed like crazy & drank like fish...But that was just an everyday getting by thing. We had some great times & I would love to go back and relive some of those times...Nobodies mentioned PCP...I smoked weed with PCP in it & that is something I wouldn't want to relive, even now all these years later, I remember what that did to me & the fallout from it..The trouble that landed me in...Great times, great buzzes...'80s were great years..
The fact that Joey Diaz is even alive is a testament to the human body's ability to regain homeostasis. Imagine eating a quarter ounce of shrooms, taking 4 hits of acid, and smoking an ounce of weed while going through beers, and this isn't even anything extraordinary compared to what you had previously done.
Looking back its sad to see how Grey in color Ralphie was. I'm not hating but his organs were obviously already failing. I wonder how much more he knew about his health that he didn't share with anyone. As a fat guy myself I truly looked up to Ralphie. Much Love Big Guy
I tried once. I smoked 13 grams so pretty much a half ounce out of a 2 foot zong I had. Got to a point where I couldn't get any higher then I woke up and didn't know where I was for a minute lol. Good times.
I first met Ralphie May (when I was a rookie comedian in 2005)while performing at the Tampa Improv. He had just finished his BET COMIC VIEW run and he was starting to become a big name in comedy. Let me say, he was very cool to all of us new guys and he gave us tons of advice, a lot of which I still use in my shows now. The best advice he gave me that day was "keep it real and always be yourself" (he even signed his photo to me with the same words...also, he made us promise not to "sell it on ebay". Saw him twice recently before his death and it was very sad to see such a brilliant,comedic mind brought down by the demons of food and/or drugs. Big or small, this dude will be missed.....now it's time for a glass of chocolate milk or a Rusty's milkshake in his honor
All of those drugs and "the comedy store was purple." THAT'S IT? I WOULD'VE HAD A SEIZURE IN THE 9TH DIMENSION AND ALL THAT HAPPENED TO JOEY WAS SEEING A BUILDING TURN FUCKING PURPLE? That's a fucked up tolerance if I've ever heard one.
What's even more crazy is on one of his last stand ups he talks about going to the doctor. And the doctor says your cholesterol is fine your liver checks out good your heart looks fine you are morbidly obese something eventually will show up. He made a joke out of this and died a year later
He's not an actor you idiot! Because someone gets jobs on projects doesn't make them an actor. He tells the stories that way because he's an example of an overbearing Blowhard. A person who thinks everyone wants to hear his made up bullshit, ad nauseum. The truth is that a mental midget like him could NEVER have an actual intelligent conversation, so he tell's his "Stories" to cover that up. Actor my ass!
