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@tworice 4 года назад

the reason John mulaney specifies his age in every show is because he's immortal and he's trying to avoid suspicion

@charliemurder8864 4 года назад

tworice I’m 1k

@arisbelyea14 4 года назад

that is exactly it

@buttercupcoffee5972 4 года назад

He has seen other celebs, like Keanu Reeves and Oscar Issacs getting outed. He can't risk it.

@ewwpoorpeople5684 3 года назад

He’s actually three kids in an unconvincing trench coat. Somehow he tricks his wife constantly.

@SFBullsGirl 3 года назад

I like imagining John Mulaney confessing that this is what he's doing. He just gets up on stage, states his "age" and then says "I give my age in every show, as some people have noticed. Because I'm immortal. And I'm trying to avoid suspicion..... Or that's what the internet would have you believe."

@kh0357 4 года назад

i love how john just came out pissed and yelling

@Jemppu 4 года назад

Came out afraid he's "pissed" 👀

@Makasennn 4 года назад

@@Jemppu then admitted it was piss, proudly.

@madithurman 4 года назад

what’s new

@CameraHam 4 года назад

He’s like an old man on the street yelling about the good ol days

@FriendKevo 4 года назад

Maddie WHAT’S NEW PUSSYCAT

@psychicbyinternet 9 месяцев назад

I love how he mentioned Timothy Chalamet and Willy Wonka in the same bit. Aged like wine.

@LunarFlare16 5 месяцев назад

i was looking to see if anyone commented that!

@isabellabass5346 2 года назад

"My girlfriend" "My fiance" "My wife" "My ex-wife" I'm so sad.

@dlxmarks 2 года назад

But now he can say "My baby mama"

@davidschmidt5507 2 года назад

"My new Wife" "My Kid"

@LeAlejx 2 года назад

Don't be he's a shitty dude

@xX_Knives_Xx 2 года назад

@@LeAlejx no he aint fym

@yumisayama4110 2 года назад

WAIT WAIT WHAT HAPPENED???? 😫

@JS44444 4 года назад

Chalamet is now 5'10" on Google. IS HE SHRINKING!?!?

@eduardaarrais 4 года назад

John thought he was getting too close of being 6feet tall so he had to take care of it, one inch at a time.

@Jackaroo. 4 года назад

He is likely even shorter than that. They typically fudge the height of celebrities by an inch or two.

@ShwetaGupta-hd6yk 4 года назад

His body has to match the face. He is becoming The Boy.

@melodyhaviland9393 4 года назад

conspiracy theory: john mulaney changed it.

@shestheone1503 4 года назад

JOHN IS REMOVING HIS INCHES

@andreweddy7278 4 года назад

i looked up how tall timothée chalamet is just to fact check and, john, he's 5'10. not 5'11. you have TWO inches on The Boy

@youisstupid2586 4 года назад

Aneliese Eddy the boy has 3 inches on me. I lost to the boy, THE BOY!

@norakelly6703 4 года назад

A Eddy i think the boy is shrinking

@andreweddy7278 4 года назад

@@norakelly6703 that's unfortunate. he must be shrinking because he knows he can't compare to the greatness of john mulaney

@Fan_Girl-xd8wy 4 года назад

Two inches from 5,10 to 6,1? Can you explain? I know it sounds stupid but idk imperial sistem and it's so confusing

@andreweddy7278 4 года назад

@@Fan_Girl-xd8wy 6'1 is how tall annamarie (john's wife) said timothee was, not how tall john is. he's 6'0!

@vincent4226 Год назад

It’s crazy, before I knew of his addiction I didn’t pick up on all of his little knacks. Now watching this it’s more obvious he was high as a kite.

@sheasydoesit Год назад

100% the first thing I noticed

@lucycondon9260 10 месяцев назад

Exactly what I was thinking. It's especially obvious after watching his newest special, the contrast makes it crazier.

@Mattbrandnew 10 месяцев назад

Right? He was constantly licking at the insides of his cheek through the whole routine

@cosgroveme2489 10 месяцев назад

@@Mattbrandnewthat’s exactly what I noticed too

@mangos2888 9 месяцев назад

He just said it's 2018 in this clip...

@destroya_at_the_disco4505 3 года назад

Who’s here after it was announced that John and Anna are getting a divorce? I’m heartbroken for them and I wish them both the best.

@ZehraDogru0 3 года назад

Oh no... i never heard such a thing is this real😢

@destroya_at_the_disco4505 3 года назад

@@ZehraDogru0 Yeah, unfortunately. It was just revealed that he is now dating Olivia Munn too so it’s definitely real

@smol_chilli_pepper 3 года назад

What? Oh no that's terrible :(

@kelpower1 3 года назад

He’s also moving his tongue over his teeth a lot & seems so not like himself. I’m so sad

@coniloreen 3 года назад

Ik this isn’t related, but I love your pfp.

@moose-music 4 года назад

why is this small boy with feminine hips so angry

@the.muffin 4 года назад

Noooo thats the thing this asian american women is sensitive abouttt

@Raisume24 4 года назад

HES TALLER THAN ThE bOy , Jessica.. 😂🤣😂🤣

@ramshacklealex7772 4 года назад

I don't know, but get some rest, tall child. You can't keep burning the candle at both ends

@ramshacklealex7772 4 года назад

@@blackpeopleeatersmith3663 Native English speakers say "What is it like to..." or "How does it feel to..." Don't worry, learning a second language is hard. You'll be fluent before you know it.

@albertojaa8551 4 года назад

Rolft 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@a-c6586 4 года назад

i'm six feet, i'm taller than tHe BoY

@boobies8658 4 года назад

ndnd sksnnd interesting

@KittyFace83 4 года назад

Stand up gives me no sense of scale, I never would've guessed he was a giant (I'm 5'3')

@nainadavidar1500 4 года назад

Also timothee chalamet is 5'10

@char5108 4 года назад

the beautiful boy

@colbycat19 4 года назад

I was FUCKING KIDDING.

@hellsunderpaidjanitor8270 3 года назад

john mulaney is the human equivalent of Capitalizing Every Word

@Leprechaune 2 года назад

Yeah I agree.... That's not a good thing...

@r0xanne_d0ll 2 года назад

Man I'm gonna miss his jokes about his wife.

@cc6753 2 года назад

Can’t wait for the jokes about his kid !

@funnyusername7097 2 года назад

At least he can buy the Best Buy rewards card now

@ReMiLase 2 года назад

@@funnyusername7097 i love you

@avidlearner799 2 года назад

Also the jokes about him not wanting kids

@javierarias616 2 года назад

Why are you gonna miss them?

@eymansakr7634 4 года назад

The crowd didn’t deserve John and his feminine hips

@noellegraces 4 года назад

they did not

@mungolikescandy3270 4 года назад

don’t mention johns feminine hips, it’s the thing he’s most sensitive about

@anniehatley9760 4 года назад

He’s a proud Asian American woman

@nickb5576 4 года назад

He’s high waisted

@shizukagozen777 4 года назад

@@nickb5576 😹😹😹

@bimbobunnyz 4 года назад

This Asian American woman seems very angry

@mantis_toboggan_md 4 года назад

He's a tiger mom!

@notdestini 4 года назад

bet it's because of that chauvinist asshole from blockbuster again

@thekidsclub2793 4 года назад

Maybe it's the high waisted hips 🤔

@iluvdissheet 4 года назад

@@thekidsclub2793 hes very sensitive about that

@raymondfisheriii791 4 года назад

I dunno about any Asian woman, but that tall child that was on stage seemed to really have some opinions on Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

@duckhongjoong 2 года назад

John Mulaney: [rants about the boy and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory] Timothee Chalamet: [gets the role of Willy Wonka] John Mulaney: that's the same joke twice 🤨

@esukyd2328 3 года назад

"what the hell did you do?!?!" "Nothing! I just might have lung cancer!" "Oh thank God!"

@yourlocalcryptid6024 4 года назад

John Mulaney is a tall person with short energy

@kitsuneakage22 4 года назад

One of the most accurate ways to descrive him XD

@dortynords8795 4 года назад

I have never heard a more accurate statement

@jaygreene2257 4 года назад

I legit thought he was like 5’9” at the very most

@coolperson1158 4 года назад

Kitsune Akage if this is short energy i’m fine with being short now

@kitsuneakage22 4 года назад

@@coolperson1158 same bro

@natalieh1323 4 года назад

John Mulaney never fails to mention how old he is every time he goes on stage

@oahuahi 4 года назад

This tall child is dedicated to covering up his immortality.

@EddieLowenheim 4 года назад

So people won't think he's either 9 or 70, he talks like he's from the 20's but looks like a tall child so people get thrown off their rhythm when they see him

@K-A5 4 года назад

Just like how in rap music they always say the year. That way we always know when it was released.

@EddieLowenheim 4 года назад

@@K-A5 Yeah, you're right

@heyryanisonx3141 4 года назад

It's to have a record of his lies so he can keep it straight and not blow his cover

@reubenfuchs2747 3 года назад

HE DOES NOT PAUSE BETWEEN HIS BITS AND I LOVE THE ROLLERCOASTER

@catherineshaw1122 2 года назад

That's how cokeheads roll.

@philippefleury4298 2 года назад

@@catherineshaw1122I didn’t know about his problems with substance abuse but watching this clip and his mouth told me a lot. I hope he’ll recover well.

@catherineshaw1122 2 года назад

@@philippefleury4298 he won't. He went to a 3 month cushy rehab, came out and got divorced, knocked up an actress who had zero morals (she gushed about being obsessed with him, in interviews, while he was married) and is heading straight for a relapse, at best.

@Ifailedeverything 2 года назад

Now Anna Marie is free to slide into Timothee Chalamet’s DMs and I hope she does.

@june8400 2 года назад

theres a rumor from deuxmoi that could be about annamarie sleeping w timothee...

@franziskamaria5157 2 года назад

@@june8400 if so good for her 🔥

@cinderellaskeleton6720 2 года назад

You wanna know what’s really weird, tim just got announced to play wonka in a wonka prequel.

@elegancia6179 2 года назад

@@june8400 good🙏🏼 for 🙏🏼her🙏🏼

@amunRa95 2 года назад

@@cinderellaskeleton6720 that’s y I’m here lmaoo

@ahhh4117 4 года назад

John disproves the nagging wife stereotype by being the nagging husband

@cheesecakelasagna 3 года назад

Also isn't his wife naturally funnier than him? lmao

@ArtemisScribe 3 года назад

@@cheesecakelasagna I think that John and Anna are equally funny but when you're both funny and one of you is talking about something funny the other one said it sounds even funnier.

@grassaf4354 3 года назад

John is an asian american women get is the nagging wife

@CC-CR 3 года назад

Well every day he's becoming more like his mother

@valhalla1240 3 года назад

I love how he includes his wife in his bits, because there's such a long history of men in comedy portraying their wives horribly and he often calls her his hero.

@teagremlin3988 4 года назад

John Mulaney: my wife is in love with this Timothee Chalamet SOB. My husband: my wife is in love with this John Mulaney SOB.

@janirak.255 4 года назад

My husband feels the same! 😂

@Je551kuhhh 3 года назад

😱 I feel so seen right now...😂

@xaryn.bluebearyn 3 года назад

Wait a minute.... how did my thoughts get on your RU-vid comment? 🤣

3 года назад

Making me wonder: is Timothee Chalame married, and if so, is his wife into your husband?

@mattwaldman94 3 года назад

Chalamet is now 5'10" on Google. IS HE SHRINKING!?!?

@shreyathandapani2550 3 года назад

anyone here just watching all these john mulaney specials about his wife in may 2021 trying to recover from the trauma of them getting divorced

@asmidhyani2909 3 года назад

Yeah :'(

@Chatixxxx 3 года назад

THEY GOT DIVORCED?

@user-mh1yv3sy3e 3 года назад

@@Chatixxxx yeah :(((

@valeriag9443 3 года назад

@@Chatixxxx Not yet because that’s the legal part but they have split up

@user-mh1yv3sy3e 3 года назад

@@lunar.mp3915 i think op was referring to the trauma we as his fans are recovering from 😭😭

@johndoe-ox7ns Год назад

Mulaney’s Wife: Hey, Timothy Chalamete is hot Mulaney: I’m leaving you for Olivia Munn

@psychologistplays3370 Год назад

"Now I know you're feeling blindsided by this, but actually, I've been in the process of leaving you for months. She's pregnant. Okay bye!" - also Mulaney, probably

@desireeloveros1055 Год назад

At least she has a shot with Chalamete now

@garbz1414 Год назад

@@desireeloveros1055 never in her wildest dreams bros out of her league ngl

@thenablade858 6 месяцев назад

@@garbz1414Olivia out of John’s league too let’s be real. He looks like he should be a newspaper boy in the 1930’s.

@elsie8757 4 года назад

Is it me or has John Mulaney finally gone full 1930s radio announcer with his voice

@jilliank6379 4 года назад

Elsie John Mulaney is from Chicago. As someone who’s lived in Chicago her whole life, that’s how all we talk 😂

@kevinw712 4 года назад

I've never noticed it in other standup of his but in this video he seems to be constantly moving his tongue around the inside of his mouth in between sentences. I suppose because of all that water he didn't get to drink but rather spill...

@CaptPoco 4 года назад

@@kevinw712 I feel like he just ate like a older, tough kind of steak. Little bits of beef stuck like between your teeth. Getting that last bit of gristle outta there is pretty fun.

@anonymoususer8747 4 года назад

He’s on coke. Watch it again and notice how many times he licks his upper gums combined with the sometimes (totally uncharacteristic for him) involuntary touching of his nose. Coke makes most people talk waaay faster. They can’t pause. Mulaney has talked - on and off stage - about his use of cocaine, but it’s clearly not only in his past. His long pauses and perfect timing used to be epic. Shame because he is so much funnier straight.

@kierasherrod329 4 года назад

Anonymous User had cocaine like maybe 13+ years ago??? he’s not a crack addict

@elfpi55-bigB0O85 4 года назад

This crowd dead af, Mulaney deserves better.

@JoeSmith-iv3sf 4 года назад

Idk this guy doesn't do it for me. Seems like I am in the minority on this one. Can't win them all

@blackpeopleeatersmith3663 4 года назад

no he does not he's traaaaaaash, like ur name u know what i mean?

@eleanorlewis4527 4 года назад

No worries I think it’s the recording mike, it’s not supposed to pick up on audience sounds :)

@sorou 4 года назад

blackpeopleeater Smith Your propic explains this comment so much

@AngelPerezComedy 4 года назад

@@JoeSmith-iv3sf his trash ass vaudeville delivery and basic ass jokes.

@amiyamarshall7148 3 года назад

It’s better now that I realize Pete Davidson is their mutual friend. This means that it is incredibly likely that realistically, Pete could,,, accidentally invite Timothee to the Mulaneys for dinner one day

@catherineshaw1122 2 года назад

Uh, did no one break it to you? They are divorced. They split last year, right before he checked into rehab at Christmas and then he publicly started banging Olivia Munn.

@amiyamarshall7148 2 года назад

@@catherineshaw1122 I know that now, I didn't when i posted the comment lmao

@Sam-uk8yp 3 года назад

love is dead goodbye everyone

@goodcat3067 3 года назад

This shouldn’t be that funny😂

@yashas8285 3 года назад

so true :(

@purrhead6882 3 года назад

I wonder if they’ll change the title

@jackmclean4120 2 года назад

Well he's a regular person, he has struggles. People kinda put celebrities, especially comedians, on pedestals and that leads to them ignoring the personal events that celebrities face in favour of a constructed idol.

@heathercreates 4 года назад

Nothing brings me more joy than John Mulaney's pure rage.

@terseandtiny1746 4 года назад

It's the best thing

@louissallie225 4 года назад

Come THROUGH, RAGE!!! I bet he don't even be that mad for real. 🤣💗☠️😏

@nuclear_wizard 4 года назад

"And I just INTERNALIZED IT" XD

@seanthebluesheep 4 года назад

It's like watching a kitten try to bite it's own tail.

@netflixisajoke 4 года назад

We love a John Mulaney Wonka rant.

@absolutenightmare9577 4 года назад

I’m glad that he says his age every show because I can never tell the difference.

@lemonbii3902 4 года назад

absolutenightmare he needs to wear glasses to show that time has passed

@thedailybullshit4033 4 года назад

He's immortal, there's a reason he sounds like a 30s news announcer, he actually was. He's just trying to throw us off.

@thefungiwhisperer2313 4 года назад

he still looks 24 though tbh... also @Freedom Fighter Y e s

@chyld7710 4 года назад

Sometimes, I dont know if hes 6, 8 or 28. But 32? Idk..

@riversouder3375 4 года назад

@@thedailybullshit4033 he's trying to throw us off our Rhythm

@DeathOfDelta 3 года назад

This guy’s like italicized Times New Roman in human form.

@flygirl6048 2 года назад

....you are so right

@sirg-had8821 2 года назад

Holy shit...

@bohernandez4970 3 года назад

"it's not a bit" he says as he proceeds to make it a bit

@vittoprince 4 года назад

It’s like seeing a 1950s radio host who time traveled to the present day

@nicktorr7888 4 года назад

brown suit with an off white shirt

@austin3789 4 года назад

Yeah.. he's milking it.

@kabob21 4 года назад

Stop stealing other people's comments on other Mulaney vids and pretending like you're the clever one, you fucking hack.

@Finicheti 4 года назад

kabob21 dude it’s a RU-vid comment calm down

@siobhanmulvey 4 года назад

James Bond yes

@caramelcarton8682 4 года назад

i love how john always says his age in every show he's doing cos existence is a joke and also so he can show us the passage of time.

@ryantland10 4 года назад

it would help me if he were wearing glasses, to show that time had passed.

@KINDaf 4 года назад

Thanks for the nurse Batman reference

@anthonylawson2275 4 года назад

If existence is a joke than there is no passage of time.

@natt5425 4 года назад

He's trying to convince us that he's not immortal

@emmettdonkeydoodle6230 4 года назад

Anthony Lawson not necessarily

@laurarichter1780 Год назад

Licking his teeth and rubbing his nose, he’s high here. Glad he got help

@josephshipley5214 3 года назад

I guess they just couldn't get passed Timothy

@darcistuhlman2079 3 года назад

This is gold

@notsaying8300 3 года назад

the funniest comment

@alexrussell8358 2 года назад

or john just could not get passed drugs and another woman

@catherineshaw1122 2 года назад

@@alexrussell8358 bingo! Addicts give zero f*cks who they hurt.

@alexrussell8358 2 года назад

@@catherineshaw1122 :(

@sugar-rice 4 года назад

"My office is in the garage" Did he finally get a house? Did his real estate agent stop bugging him about a nursery??

@joanneoldford3082 4 года назад

This is an on fire garbage can... Could be a nursery.

@natalie9388 4 года назад

They made johns office into a nursery so that's why his office is now in the garage

@ellaneill2927 4 года назад

Natalie Santa Anna A nursery for who? Petunia?

@natalie9388 4 года назад

@@ellaneill2927 his baby that they will never have😌

@christophertidwell2422 4 года назад

Found ou next time on dragon ball mulaney

@libbyhouse1341 4 года назад

John Mulaney's wife clearly has a taste for the baby face. Makes sense she likes Timothee Chalamet.

@StormfieldsComet 4 года назад

Yeah, I saw the title of this video and I was like, "Oh, so she has a type."

@daisylovesnoodles2166 3 года назад

agreed

@henrytaylor4777 3 года назад

The crowd didn’t deserve John and his feminine hips

@misnomer6345 3 года назад

@@henrytaylor4777 that's the thing he's sensitive about

@lavendernixart9281 3 года назад

To be faiiiir that's just Good Genetics

@Spyrothedragon0 3 года назад

The fact that he called out that we all dont like the cheer up charlie song and that he knows we fast forward through it is kinda scary and hilarious at the same time

@vitormartins5742 3 года назад

That Charlie bit is just genius, every line is just perfect, and with his delivery it becomes one of my favorite stand up routines of all time. I've watched it like 10 times by now and it's never not funny.

@jols._.9835 3 года назад

Definitely watch his bit on Bill Clinton! It's my favorite of his

@TimpBizkit 6 месяцев назад

Definitely some lines of Charlie in there somewhere

@CAMERO202 4 года назад

This 6 foot Asian American woman is very loud.

@Jackaroo. 4 года назад

This tall child looks very tired.

@jamestrevelyan1268 4 года назад

Lucas Stop burning the candle at both ends tall child!

@placeholder_username9528 4 года назад

The Asian-American woman kind of has feminine hips

@kristiwalton5374 4 года назад

The tall child is definitely a tiger mom

@dingus1655 3 года назад

im pretty sure he was on coke

@aimbotarrow5981 3 года назад

“And I just internalized it” is such a raw line and I want to use every time something slightly offends me

@lilenwasnothere6867 3 года назад

"and i took that personally"

@RavenLunatic33 3 года назад

Such a Virgo thing ! Lol ♍

@etoyoshimura5834 2 года назад

Thats not abnormal, its simply restraining yourself. Also its quite unhealthy long term.

@toxicbreez4277 2 года назад

@@etoyoshimura5834 indeed 🧠👨🏼‍🏫🧘🏼‍♂️

@hannahmetzger4880 2 года назад

"And I took exception to that."

@fairycat23 3 года назад

Grandpa George gets at least one line in the 2005 movie. He cusses out one of the other kids when the kid is on the news, and Charlie's father covers Charlie's ears.

@angellynn7104 3 года назад

I love how, when you're watching him, you can kinda forget that he's performing in front of an audience. its like im just listening to my friend go on a ramble about Charlie and the chocolate factory at 3 am. He's very natural at changing subjects and overall delivery

@Leprechaune 2 года назад

I gotta disagree... His delivery is so over the top and not natural, almost vaudevillian

@noahdirk-qs8vv 4 года назад

“I might have lung cancer” “OH THANK GOD”

@agiar2000 4 года назад

I don't get it. What were we supposed to think that John's wife was thinking he meant?

@tanhayk416 4 года назад

@@agiar2000 If I'm not mistaken, it was the time when all the sex scandals were coming out, and a few comedians were involved too.

@whyshouldicarehistory5038 4 года назад

@@tanhayk416 you're not mistaken

@calisongbird 4 года назад

Animation Crustacean 😂😂😂

@Cleptrio 4 года назад

agiar2000 This was during the height of the #MeToo movement.

@rachaeltobbell5719 4 года назад

Ok the people worried about the crowd being “dead”, the audio is just edited to only focus on audio from the mic. In specials they add in a little bit of the audience audio, but I guess in this video they didn’t.

@TheFridayNightGamerj 4 года назад

Rachael Tobbell oh my god my sister name is RaEchel, this is the closest I’ve ever seen to someone with similar spelling

@rachelk3887 4 года назад

My name is RachEl, and it has been, as is often the case, since birth. I am in my mid/late 20s and my grandma still spells my name Rachael on all my birthday cards.

@TheFridayNightGamerj 4 года назад

Rachel K I’ve really on heard of it spelled the way that you do. I didn’t realize Rachael was that common

@shizukagozen777 4 года назад

@@rachelk3887 Grandmas...

@julianskowron7964 4 года назад

Jared Tessen I onow a girl named Raechel

@bendover7841 2 года назад

His wife deserved better. Timmy you're up.

@happymantis 2 года назад

I'm sure Timmy is right on it!

@meetaverma8372 2 года назад

Someone just tweet it to them, g'damn it

@andresbarriga5305 Месяц назад

Are you completely sure about that?

@the_mad_fool Год назад

After Baby J, I can’t unsee the cokehead energy in these old sets

@zeldamaster702 11 месяцев назад

I found myself counting the number of times he licked his front teeth

@madmannc 10 месяцев назад

I'm glad someone else said it.

@anyarose06 4 года назад

“i haven’t walked in forty years.. hold on lemme check”

@simspigeon9481 4 года назад

Yeah I watched it too

@anonymousfox7219 4 года назад

@@simspigeon9481 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory or this video?

@simspigeon9481 4 года назад

Anonymous Fox this video, I was basically saying that their is no point writing a John Mulaney quote in the comments of a video that that quote was in.

@anyarose06 4 года назад

Fetus loll i was just quoting my favorite part of the video, cause i thought it was funny.

@SleepIntoTheDiamondLife 4 года назад

@@laraweinberg7635 are they?

@ChaMiranda21 4 года назад

There's nothing like John Mulaney releasing his full rage to things, including, but not limited to, Pee, Timothee Chalamet, Grandpa Joe. This is what I came for. 😅

@ChaMiranda21 4 года назад

@@marissa1450 midgets.. 🤣

@ginntastic 4 года назад

@@marissa1450 laundry soup

@michp9554 4 года назад

and his wife

@calimorales9880 4 года назад

College

@floraposteschild4184 2 года назад

In retrospect, Timothee would have been the better bet.

@ripapa6355 Год назад

I wondered if you could tell when he was coked up doing a set. Now I know.

@Tori0ri0ri 4 года назад

John: “‘No one is peeing their pants and then just going about their day” Me, who works in a nursing home: um, incorrect

@hadleelandis553 3 года назад

Lmao 😂

@daraobannon9904 3 года назад

100% came here to say this. All day every day where I work! (thanks for doing what you do, by the way!)

@novacorps2468 3 года назад

Or a nursery. Either way 😂

@dexa6623 3 года назад

Literally anyone who knows a small child: doubt

@kingofwishfulthinking2490 3 года назад

Ah yes nursing homes, which of course are full of people who piss their pants just before getting up on stage to do stand up in front of an arena of people.

@vilyda 4 года назад

His wife being high key relieved he didn't "me too" someone is so funny to me

@mini8129 3 года назад

I didnt get that part. What does that mean

@abbydensmore2118 3 года назад

Minnie Mouse there were a few comedians around that time that sexually assaulted people so she was relieved that he didn’t assault someone

@micahguillemette3344 3 года назад

THATS what that is???

@zatanamag11 3 года назад

@topogigio7031 3 года назад

@@micahguillemette3344 have you been living under a fucking rock?

@faifto6626 3 года назад

who else is here after hearing the news about john getting a divorce

@avonleamontague2469 Год назад

I feel a very petty way about him. He did his wife dirty IMO.

@psychologistplays3370 Год назад

Same I can't stand him anymore. Justice for Anna Marie Tendler

@trenton7156 4 года назад

He talks like he’s from 1929

@fademusic1980 4 года назад

"Nyahhhh cause I'm black see!"

@anaussie213 4 года назад

Mid-Atlantic? He actually doesn’t. You yanks can’t even get your own accents right lol.

@Diagnosis940 4 года назад

Yeah, from ‘29, with a D in his A.

@neeshashah263 4 года назад

yup, and we love him for it

@blu3j00Ls 4 года назад

And he could also look like one of The Everly Brothers.

@maxferris1649 4 года назад

I thought for a sec that he had a new stand up on Netflix

@user-ip6sd3cw7y 4 года назад

yeah I got excited 🥺

@stephaniehatem 4 года назад

Same D':

@izzypikachu27 4 года назад

I almost checked but then I decided to check the comments first and I saw he didn’t 😢

@sannimarttinen8720 4 года назад

same

@trav9550 4 года назад

ME TOO

@posmissndee 2 года назад

This bit aged like fine wine…. I hope his ex wife and Timothy had a great time together 🤪

@meetaverma8372 2 года назад

They should have many more good times together

@CarlMarxPunk 3 года назад

I wish Anna,Timothee, Olivia and John a happy life. 😂😂😭😭

@thedestroyasystem 3 года назад

Laughing because if you cry you never stop crying

@rimurutempest4945 4 года назад

I feel like John Mulaney is one of the few comedians who uses hos wife in a joke but not in a negative way. I could be wrong though.

@CanuckleheadHistory 4 года назад

Rimuru Tempest Honestly, he does an excellent job of that. Anna is always part of the joke narrative, not the butt of the joke - which is refreshing.

@tsundere62 4 года назад

I think he's the only male comedian who actually likes his wife

@traceew3580 4 года назад

Jan Viator 😂😂 You Maybe Right

@rimurutempest4945 4 года назад

I’m starting to think it’s because he doesn’t drink or go to bars.

@gregposey2606 4 года назад

If you like that about John, you might wanna check out Seth Meyers' special Lobby Baby.

@thevoidwantssanrioplushies9882 3 года назад

"Hes 5'11" Who? " THE BOY" He loves her so much 🤣🤣🥺

@Pete_Finch 3 года назад

John just coming in a day later and going I'M TALLER THAN THE BOY killed me

@skylovermc2146 3 года назад

He’s 5’10 actually

@atable2505 3 года назад

This aged poorly

@josephshipley5214 3 года назад

Are you sure

@gargamel949 3 года назад

Huh this didn't age up well

@dxntloseurhead 3 года назад

everyone else is saying they're here after the divorce announcement but who else is here after finding out that timothee chalamet is gonna play willy wonka in a wonka prequel movie

@EfeFlet 2 года назад

He's gonna what-

@johnsometimeswrong8742 2 года назад

Now his wife can go out with anyone she wants.

@ramshacklealex7772 3 года назад

To me it feels a little counter-intuitive that John's so insecure about his wife being attracted to Timothée Chalamet specifically. I mean, oh no, his wife is attracted to super-skinny, "clean-cut" dudes with dark hair and cute, boyish faces. That doesn't describe John at all.

@maddison5120 3 года назад

You're right, seeing as he's a strong, independent Asian American woman 😂

@Quinn-bq9sv 3 года назад

He is an Asian-American woman with feminine hips, excuse you

@eileensnow6153 3 года назад

Timothee Chalamet will age. John Mulaney is ageless and eternal

@maddison5120 3 года назад

@@eileensnow6153 Timothee Chalamet is temporary, John Mulaney is forever

@j2forew974 3 года назад

@@eileensnow6153 @Waffle Cakes do not come for Timme please I love him so much he’s a kind, adorable man

@thething1110 4 года назад

"And I just internalized it" hit WAYY to close to home

@p0llenp0ny 4 года назад

Did it? Did it really?

@thething1110 4 года назад

@@p0llenp0ny...yes....?

@peeli5657 4 года назад

BonkersTundra31 same for me, why was it like that for you too?

@mtracy2013 3 года назад

When Timothée Chalamet showed up in that Edward Scissorhands Super Bowl commercial , I yelled "THE BOY!!!"

@AlexMcC-qm2tg 3 месяца назад

He was geeking through this entire bit dude😂 like all he kept thinking was do the bit and get a line do a bit get the line

@lindsey9650 4 года назад

I feel bad Mulaney was doing everything he could to get some energy out of the crowd but they were just so dead it ruined his set

@greywolf5896 4 года назад

They got better towards the end but yea 😂 I was laughing the whole time john!

@amber76OH 4 года назад

Right? Tough fkn crowd, man. Or boring one. I laughed so hard.

@defsushi 4 года назад

Cuz he's not funny

@amber76OH 4 года назад

@@defsushi cool addition to the comment section of a video you don't like, bro 👍

@FlameOnDeck 4 года назад

To be fair, mulaney is great but I think he went 1/3 on this sets subject matter. Nailed the grandpa Joe bit but I don't think too many people would care for pee jokes or timothee chalamet

@teagannam 4 года назад

John Mulaney is really talented in general but one of the things I find especially amazing is how seamlessly he can transition. In the span of 6 minutes he took us from peeing yourself to timothee chalamet to his wife/Me Too/lung cancer false alarm to the cruelty of Charlie in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and not once did something feel out of place

@RubberDucky-ri1nb 4 года назад

Asher :p he’s one of the best comedians with the cleanest transitions!!

@nessa-marks 3 года назад

“Changing topics entirely”

@djdavis6837 3 года назад

Thats our Asian American woman

@user-qn4tq2qt5m 3 года назад

@@nessa-marks lol but exactly! Even that is smooth its not like he just does change topic. He makes audience laugh into the next bit without it being weird it's just funny😂

@eat_pray_porg8450 3 года назад

He is just an Asian American tiger mom with some superb storytelling skills. Also, he's new in town! ;-)

@jkjerbdhetheth 2 года назад

I hope she gets with Timothée Chalamet now and has a wonderful time

@goose8284 2 года назад

apparently she did, nothing concrete, just rumours

@dkjdkj4757 3 года назад

Someone needs to do a stand up routine talking about how quickly stand ups come out of character and bolt away the second they finish their set lol

@galeforce3192 4 года назад

I should not have laughed as much as I did at “I’m taller than the _boy!”_ Same with: “No, no I might have lung cancer.” “Oh, thank _God.”_ Even in context that’s horrible, yet he still managed to make it funny. This guy’s a genius.

@DivaDelgado128 4 года назад

I friggen adore John Mulaney. Hilarious.

@talos111 4 года назад

What was the context of that time period that he mentioned?

@aidankeo 4 года назад

Tiber Septim Cosby? His crimes got big around the

@talos111 4 года назад

Double_AA_3333 ahh. That. My sense of time is sorta screwed.

@ninjabunny101 4 года назад

i played grandpa george in a school play a while back, so i’m glad he finally got the recognition he deserved.

@MaxximusP 4 года назад

Legendary Rabbit doing the Lords work, God Bless

@rmariate 3 года назад

You're a keeper Legendary Rabbit.

@doloresstone9927 3 года назад

“So I leave the garage..MY OFFICE IS IN THE GARAGE..!!” John Mulaney is the only human being that can speak in fonts.

@mimiandcheese1357 3 года назад

I played grandpa Joe once and I absolutely loved getting to do that but yeah I agree that the other grandparents should’ve gotten some recognition

@feavouglan4427 3 года назад

😂😂😂

@Im_Arty 3 года назад

I’ve been seeing comments about how they’re a good couple, but I also just saw that they’re divorcing

@catherineshaw1122 2 года назад

He's an addict. They were done a while ago. Now he's banging Hollywood idiots.

@rosebaby2913 2 года назад

Anna should start dating Timothée Chalamet as revenge

@EzraSchwartz1 4 года назад

John Mulaney has been on r/grandpajoehate

@sparkl3s229 4 года назад

Ezra Schwartz what dude I need info

@sydeLPS 4 года назад

Can't wait for him to do an AMA and have someone mention that sub

@iluvdissheet 4 года назад

All these posts! 🤣😂🤣😂😍

@dashman8499 4 года назад

This was in 2018 he might have INVENTED that subreddit

@sydeLPS 4 года назад

@@dashman8499 Even better!

@YayleenePalacio 4 года назад

I’m a huge John Mulaney fan and whenever my boyfriend makes a sort of funny joke, he says, “I bet John Mulaney would have never thought of THAT one!”

@lordoftheducks332 4 года назад

Yayleene Palacio he needs to start saying “I’M FUNNIER THAN THE BOY”

@Grace-ez2ot 4 года назад

John Mulaney would be SO proud

@NewlightRinoa 3 года назад

hahaha 😂😂

@bananajam6393 3 года назад

LMAO

@Chris-rg6nm Год назад

"John Mulaney cheated on his wife and then divorced her, I would never divorce you."

@valeriag9443 3 года назад

Well this is sad now. Oh my gosh who’s getting Petunia

@tejaswoman 3 года назад

One can hope they would work out a way to share her time. That said, physical custody probably would rest with whoever travels less.

@caitymccaity 2 года назад

Probably Anna, probably because John is touring again, and Anna has a stable job in New York,

@dlxmarks 2 года назад

John now lives in LA and Olivia Munn is having his baby so probably not him.

@MsClaudiaDuran Год назад

This aged like Theranos stock.

@whizzersterriblehorribleno773 4 года назад

For some reason John saying “I’m six feet” is wild to me because he radiates such “5’9” max but 5’11” because he wears shoes with heels” energy

@davids55555 4 года назад

Whizzer's terrible horrible no good very bad day Having the tick marks for height inside of quotations is confusing

@crazycats535 4 года назад

@@davids55555 😉😄

@paigeduffin4420 3 года назад

He's proud of his height because he knows he was supposed to be short.... in heaven they built like three quarters of a 5'8" dude and then forgot to flip the final switch

@TPRM1 Год назад

@@davids55555 Yeah, I’m not sure what the answer to that is. Put the whole quote in italics, maybe?

@TPRM1 Год назад

The cocaine and Adderall bumps him up to six foot.

@ok_schlatter 4 года назад

I feel like "John Mulaney hates Grandpa Joe" would've made this more viral

@jgray1831 3 года назад

Ethan Jackson fax

@tejaswoman 3 года назад

Sure would make a good title now that he's dumped his wife, poor woman.

@mschneider718 Год назад

his timing when he's high is so different

@ClarqueAllen Год назад

It's a shame Mulaney's wife left him for the younger actor,---oh wait, she didn't do that. He did.

@psychologistplays3370 Год назад

I really hope Timothee Chalamet dates Mulaney's ex-wife now 😂

@jondunmore4268 Год назад

You need a lesson in how Hollywood works, missy?

@tereza3698 Год назад

Olivia Munn is older than his ex wife.

@ClarqueAllen Год назад

@@tereza3698 I stand corrected. I never would have thought that. Thanks for setting me straight,

@annalindella 3 года назад

i love how he went from "my wife loves timothée chalamet" to "fuck you, grandpa joe!" just discovered him, he is so hilarious

@christinap-c 3 года назад

Welcome to our club. We all love him and protect him with our lives.

@tejaswoman 3 года назад

@@christinap-c Well, _did_ . Some of us aren't feeling quite as much on his side now as we were a few weeks ago.

@christinap-c 3 года назад

@@tejaswoman Yeah my comment didn’t age well.

@saem25 3 года назад

@@tejaswoman wait what happened?

@saem25 2 года назад

@@Xander-mn1bi oh wow ok

@Lwoods1717 4 года назад

That crowd doesn't deserve John Mulaney

@JabezGill 4 года назад

Lipi Rastogi in all honesty this wasn’t his best stuff.

@dvdcbb 4 года назад

Maybe they wanted us to heard John mulaney

@goff4745 4 года назад

muffled by the mic.

@jj6656 4 года назад

@@JabezGill Phew thought it was just me. I love Mulaney but this was just silly stories. The Comeback Kid was pretty good though.

@kashvigarg9306 2 года назад

0:05 DOUG JUDY STILL PLAYS THE PIANO Y'ALL

@himan_a_9795 2 года назад

Is that really him ?

@NoticeDesign 9 месяцев назад

Mulaney seems really manic and energetic here. I wonder if something could be causing that.

@bocagoodtimes1460 8 месяцев назад

Yep…..it’s all out in the open!

@emilyqueen0113 4 года назад

I think it’s funny how people keep commenting on how he sounds like he’s from the 1920’s or like the 1950’s because as someone who as lived in Chicago their entire life I can tell you that that is literally just how we sound

@Walkerbtween 4 года назад

I'm from Illinois, too, and I never notice the mid-western accent till someone mentions it. lol

@rachelladue1572 4 года назад

This is so important thank you for letting us know

@maggiekoch9348 4 года назад

So like a younger, mouthy Edward G. Robinson?

@wyliemercado3757 4 года назад

Honestly tru tho I was always like “That’s just Chicago??? He’s from Chicago?????” XD

@acsokolowski 4 года назад

Lmao honestly yeah, I never thought he sounded weird at all

@CoolPandaTheMovieNerd 3 года назад

Timothee went from "beautiful boy" to just "the boy"

@Azarath_Metrion_Zinthos 2 года назад

then to "Boy" later Just "Oy" lol idk that was super corny of me lol!

@HaydenXxM2401 Год назад

Nice. Quality movie.

@themostdiabolicalhater5986 Год назад

@@Azarath_Metrion_Zinthos cringe

@antifragiIed 2 года назад

i hope timothee and anna got together

@nehahahahaaa 2 года назад

Hey sit down, i have something to tell you. I knocked up a super hot actress and i want a divorce. And this is not a bit. - John Mulaney 2021

@happymantis 2 года назад

"John, I think you're doing a bit too much right now" - COVID-19

@hazbinsilly 3 года назад

John Mulaney must wake up and ask himself while looking through his wardrobe “which font will we speak today?”

@christopherminutolo9384 3 года назад

Wouldn't it be *Comic* Sans?

@Foeisudhxj 2 года назад

@@christopherminutolo9384 to be honest that would make sense since hes a comedian but he talks more like in a papyrus type font.

@tetronadionoxide5275 2 года назад

@@Foeisudhxj that was a pun

@Foeisudhxj 2 года назад

@@tetronadionoxide5275 obviously

@Its_me_Batman Год назад

He speaks like 𝙏𝙃𝙄𝙎 𝙄𝙉 𝘼𝙇𝙇 𝘾𝘼𝙋𝙎

@GippyHappy 4 года назад

Anyone else feel like his energy is different? He sounds like he’s becoming JJ Bittenbinder

@elsie8757 4 года назад

When he says "and I was nervous" at the beginning it hit me that his accent has changed a little from his older stuff. He sounds a little like a 1920s gangster now. But like, not the boss or anything, just Underling #3 who's always going "nyeeh, see?"

@Taurusus 4 года назад

Yeah, he's developed more of a "character" on stage. I blame Nick Kroll, for vague reasons I'm not going to explain.

@GippyHappy 4 года назад

@@Taurusus oh...are you sure you don't want to explain?

@lyssvibes 4 года назад

GippyHappy STREET SMARTS

@Ceduria 4 года назад

@@Taurusus please explain

@maxwellgrimsley 2 года назад

John’s wife: Timothee chalamet is 6’1 John: And I took that personally

@Pimpnocchio 2 года назад

At least now she can shoot her shot

@beemaack 4 года назад

I think John Mulaney is at his absolute best when he's critiquing tv shows and movies. Home Alone 2, Back to the Future, SVU, HGTV shows, and now Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Keep 'em coming! Maybe Ghostbusters or The Goonies will be next.

@theVillageofBri 4 года назад

Don't forget "The Mule" 🤣🤣🤣

@theflickchick9850 4 года назад

Yeah! With the amount of jokes he makes about movies, it got my hopes up in thinking- “I could be a comedian..” since that’s where all my jokes are. 😂

@RjakVegas 4 года назад

Brett Maack my wife and I adore the kid gorgeous stand up !

@kerryegan3091 4 года назад

Bri Parker oh my god The Mule bit 😂

@gleegirltayler934 4 года назад

the svu bit is still one of my favorite bits hes done

@ryndanriley5348 4 года назад

Actual conversation when I was dating my now wife: Her: I hated Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. Me: what? Her: I couldnt get through it. Me: are you serious? Why? Her: the mom is just singing and i- Me: YOU DIDNT FAST FORWARD THOUGH CHEER UP CHARLIE?! I had no idea this was a universal experience until this moment.

@erikalee9065 4 года назад

😂😂😂😂 one of my favs and i always fast foward that part too....

@zzzcocopepe 4 года назад

It's actually a good song

@johnnyv5812 4 года назад

I literally have never made it through the first 30 mins of the movie and never saw the whole movie 🤷🏼‍♂️

@ashleyanderson7912 4 года назад

I have never fast forwarded through that movie. I've always loved the whole movie. But I have always thought those other 3 grandparents must have felt useless. Poor things.

@Prince_the_One 4 года назад

@@ashleyanderson7912 don't worry, I'm pretty damn sure that Charlie gave all of his family money and a neverending supply of chocolate. 👌🏾

@namnam_23 2 года назад

Now i honestly wish his ex-wife marries Timothée Chalamet

@alexandrar.473 2 года назад

As much as I want Chalamet for myself, I also could not be happier if they got together, especially after all she's been through this year! I love seeing how well she looks to be doing!

@happymantis 2 года назад

I don't think Hollywood A-List actors get married in their twenties...