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John Mulaney thinks that heaven made him 3/4 a gay man, but forgot to flip the final switch completing the process.
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@hartejassekhon8907
@hartejassekhon8907 4 года назад
Cpt. Raymond Holt: my wife is a female woman John :She is a female person
@Jon_EL
@Jon_EL 4 года назад
Hartejas Sekhon lol
@hartejassekhon8907
@hartejassekhon8907 4 года назад
@hussein ahmed nine nine
@eleanorgouldie9355
@eleanorgouldie9355 4 года назад
I’m rewatching 99 right now agh
@hartejassekhon8907
@hartejassekhon8907 4 года назад
@@eleanorgouldie9355 anyone who doesn't is crazy
@ives6622
@ives6622 4 года назад
Season 7 babyyyyy lets go
@JeremyMYG
@JeremyMYG 4 года назад
I haven’t listened to John enough to realize that’s his actual voice. He sounds like a human cartoon. It adds to his charm.
@bennyton2560
@bennyton2560 4 года назад
Spider-Ham then!
@amanday3103
@amanday3103 4 года назад
Jeremy Shaw check out Big Mouth on Netflix
@JeremyMYG
@JeremyMYG 4 года назад
Amanda Kurukulasuriya I’ve seen some Big Mouth. I think I recognize him as the taller boy who is friends with Nick.
@torakunoichi
@torakunoichi 4 года назад
Jeremy Shaw yeah he’s Andrews voice actor who ironically questions his sexuality
@christinabryant733
@christinabryant733 4 года назад
@@amanday3103 omg did he voice act on there because I'm losing it just trying to figure out why his voice is so familiar
@CataRDJ
@CataRDJ 4 года назад
John is like the exact opposite of Neil Patrick Harris, the straightest gay dude in the world
@thaumatomane
@thaumatomane 4 года назад
@Jack McLean Well, they are both ageless.
@muthuk5830
@muthuk5830 4 года назад
Trueeeee
@trapfanthom8538
@trapfanthom8538 4 года назад
Gayest straight dude**
@jennamarcus4283
@jennamarcus4283 4 года назад
God meant to flip the switch on John but accidentally hit Neil's instead.
@maggiemcfly5267
@maggiemcfly5267 4 года назад
@@trapfanthom8538 I think he means Neil Patrick Harris is the straightest gay dude, whereas John is the gayest straight dude.
@VasileSurdu
@VasileSurdu 4 года назад
This guy's success is the fact that he can laugh at himself
@michaelbelcher8805
@michaelbelcher8805 4 года назад
And his delivery
@cragorichard
@cragorichard 4 года назад
very valuable skill in life, generally
@darthslayder6904
@darthslayder6904 4 года назад
Vasile Surdu he’s also adorable
@insertcurrentmemehere8855
@insertcurrentmemehere8855 4 года назад
@detective urmom just because someone is famous is white doesn't mean it's "white privilege"
@veganjotaro
@veganjotaro 4 года назад
@@insertcurrentmemehere8855 preach
@josefv1154
@josefv1154 4 года назад
Him chuckling subtly at "you want me to do whaaa" was the best part of this already excellent clip.
@TheFishingMommy
@TheFishingMommy 4 года назад
Johnny Josef Valenzuela I honest to god backed up and watched that laugh like 4 times
@magicnote2103
@magicnote2103 4 года назад
My favourite kind of comedian is the kind that laughs at their own jokes 😂
@bennyton2560
@bennyton2560 4 года назад
that was simply beautiful
@renainc.6082
@renainc.6082 4 года назад
I was looking for this comment bro. Thanks
@josefv1154
@josefv1154 4 года назад
@@renainc.6082 hahaha why?
@crowley236
@crowley236 4 года назад
I mean, even the universe has been hinting at the fact that John was supposed to be gay. Remember that time he accidentally got a prostate exam? Definitely was a sign from the above...
@nurfithrah2849
@nurfithrah2849 4 года назад
I'm sorrrryyyyyyyy
@kitsuneakage22
@kitsuneakage22 4 года назад
It was a sign from below tho XDXD
@godsperfectfailures796
@godsperfectfailures796 4 года назад
More like a sign from behind.
@godsperfectfailures796
@godsperfectfailures796 4 года назад
@JustSomeGuyOnTheNet I'd like but you're at 69
@SceptilePetile
@SceptilePetile 4 года назад
Women have it so easy wtf. I studied so hard but it is impossible to pass a prostate exam
@crucifixmegabuster95
@crucifixmegabuster95 4 года назад
Hes the first comedian I've heard use the term "old queen". I love it.
@gracehasfallen7048
@gracehasfallen7048 3 года назад
I… I saw 999 likes and I- -I had toooo
@camreyes1819
@camreyes1819 3 года назад
I think he meant like a literal monarch, and I think it makes the joke 100x better than just saying queen
@pivinne5536
@pivinne5536 3 года назад
@@camreyes1819 no he didn’t. He means an old drag queen.
@donnalthood3102
@donnalthood3102 Год назад
@@pivinne5536 As a Gay man, I can assure you, the term "Queen" refers to an older effeminate Gay man...may or may not be a Drag Queen...and I LOVE most of them!
@zzzcocopepe
@zzzcocopepe Год назад
Yeah it's what gay guys called older gay men. So when I'm out at the gay bar with my friends and I asked about the bar across the street and how come we never go to that one? And they say oh that one is filled with a bunch of old queens. It's like a bar for more older gay men who are like ancient
@ellaczeiner3974
@ellaczeiner3974 4 года назад
I can't get over how John Mulaney talks. His voice and the way he says every word is my favorite.
@psychadellicsweater8311
@psychadellicsweater8311 4 года назад
@joscelyn singletary Holy shit, he does
@doctorwholover1012
@doctorwholover1012 3 года назад
He should do audio books lmao
@sophiasshook416
@sophiasshook416 3 года назад
Same ikrrr
@ashleynoble2880
@ashleynoble2880 3 года назад
Transatlantic accent
@aes0p895
@aes0p895 11 месяцев назад
I think he studied old vaudeville era acts like Eddie Cantor. His cadence isn't quite as extreme, but it's definitely similar.
@sonam9881
@sonam9881 4 года назад
I'd be gay for this tall asian woman
@JJ4EVER9232011
@JJ4EVER9232011 4 года назад
With feminine hips?
@epicremarc
@epicremarc 4 года назад
Jaila Urban NOO! THAT’S WHAT HE’S SENSITIVE ABOUT
@piffny6666
@piffny6666 3 года назад
Would you be like a Lawyer for every day life?
@oliviagrace6914
@oliviagrace6914 3 года назад
repent and turn to Christ before it’s too late ✋😌
@skylovermc2146
@skylovermc2146 3 года назад
@@oliviagrace6914 delete your comment now.
@ericwithakay3559
@ericwithakay3559 4 года назад
That bathroom has been closed for FORTY YEARS!
@emilyklos8702
@emilyklos8702 4 года назад
Eric Withakay WoooOOoOAHhH
@nobuddy5442
@nobuddy5442 4 года назад
WooOOooOooaahHwoahwoah
@gauriphadanavis8345
@gauriphadanavis8345 4 года назад
😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹*screech laugh*😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹
@cherrygarcia7727
@cherrygarcia7727 4 года назад
Eric Withakay I cant like this but I would, it’s at 666 likes
@nobuddy5442
@nobuddy5442 4 года назад
@@cherrygarcia7727 Hold on...comments?
@brainflash1
@brainflash1 4 года назад
God forgot the most important part of being gay: being a devout Catholic.
@ahhh4117
@ahhh4117 4 года назад
As a gay who is formerly catholic, im feeling the angst
@marp4735
@marp4735 4 года назад
Unbelievable maybe, my son is devout Catholic and gay
@ahhh4117
@ahhh4117 4 года назад
Mary Walsh Philippus is he single?
@camerakitty8167
@camerakitty8167 4 года назад
... did Alucard make a RU-vid
@brainflash1
@brainflash1 4 года назад
@@camerakitty8167 Yep, an Abridged series.
@presidenteantonioconte1363
@presidenteantonioconte1363 4 года назад
The most funny thing about John Mulaney’s bits is actually John Mulaney himself Edit: What? 13 thousand people liked this? This is incredible, thank you all
@thehdcode7051
@thehdcode7051 4 года назад
I fucking love the dude. A comedy reference
@leonardo98rocca
@leonardo98rocca 4 года назад
La cipolla
@lunarballoonistxo
@lunarballoonistxo 4 года назад
It's true, John Mulaney is much funnier than his jokes
@Topher118
@Topher118 4 года назад
Delivery
@Andimooo
@Andimooo 4 года назад
@@leonardo98rocca qué
@HBCrigs
@HBCrigs 4 года назад
John's just confused cause he's never heard of a straight bottom before
@sydneybrooks6038
@sydneybrooks6038 3 года назад
💀💀😂😂😂😂
@mcwarhol17
@mcwarhol17 3 года назад
🤣🤣
@doctorwholover1012
@doctorwholover1012 3 года назад
#LetJohnGetPegged
@bessieburnet9816
@bessieburnet9816 3 года назад
@@doctorwholover1012 Based on the way he describes Anna, I doubt a day goes by where she doesn't peg him. 🤣
@haroldbn6816
@haroldbn6816 3 года назад
I read that wrong I guess.
@saryntoews
@saryntoews 4 года назад
You marked that one gay, right? Uh no! Was I supposed to?
@gamesfan290
@gamesfan290 4 года назад
my parents when they had me. except I think I'm high-key pansexual, so...
@noesunyoutuber7680
@noesunyoutuber7680 3 года назад
Well, this is going to be a very interesting person!
@bumblebeeproductions1673
@bumblebeeproductions1673 2 года назад
He’s gonna be a very silly person
@camilalopezdeharo3331
@camilalopezdeharo3331 3 года назад
"I don't mean i was a sexually active gay man when I was a little boy" good he cleared that out for us
@moeshickenyay
@moeshickenyay 4 года назад
Always thought he was a comedian from 1953 that had been frozen, and then thawed in 2012.
@babbybobabs8701
@babbybobabs8701 3 года назад
nah hes to respectful of his wife
@roseverrill6030
@roseverrill6030 3 года назад
john mulaney= steve rodgers?
@dude_4real4330
@dude_4real4330 3 года назад
@@roseverrill6030 👀👀
@nathatleue
@nathatleue 2 года назад
This is so good
@me3000
@me3000 Год назад
he's the captain america of stand up comedy
@Roehmm
@Roehmm 4 года назад
0:04 *chandler bing has entered the chat*
@elliottjarris3058
@elliottjarris3058 4 года назад
roechii You read my mind 😂
@vageeshac3087
@vageeshac3087 4 года назад
Its like he's explaining Chandler bing 😂🤣
@maggiemcfly5267
@maggiemcfly5267 4 года назад
OMG hahaha
@MsLm97
@MsLm97 4 года назад
true but Chandler has more of a repressed chaotic bi vibe
@ojasvityagi9882
@ojasvityagi9882 4 года назад
You have a ....quality
@captaincomic8678
@captaincomic8678 4 года назад
@@MsLm97 ...I swear, if you ever use the phrase "repressed chaotic bi vibe" again, I hope you get struck by lightning. It's so dumb it should actually be a crime against the English language, punishable by a 5-year prison sentence.
@vivianetirone762
@vivianetirone762 3 года назад
@@captaincomic8678 hey, Someone's got a repressed chaotic bi vibe over here!
@ivanmolina5203
@ivanmolina5203 3 года назад
Gay or straight, this man is a national treasure.
@WNBunker
@WNBunker Год назад
👍
@user-cn9ht2tm7j
@user-cn9ht2tm7j 8 месяцев назад
If he was gay,he would be gay. Lol.
@user-cn9ht2tm7j
@user-cn9ht2tm7j 8 месяцев назад
Same with me. If I was a lesbian, then I'd be one. But I'm Not!
@justagenius9301
@justagenius9301 4 года назад
When I was in elementary, I just wanted to read at recess. But teachers told me I had to be more active. I wasn't active. Instead, I sat on a bench under a tree for half an hour every day. I wasn't even trying to protest or anything, I just genuinly thought this was a fine way to spend my time.
@Pancakes_Master
@Pancakes_Master 4 года назад
Hello me from another universe
@sleepystatic
@sleepystatic 4 года назад
When I was in elementary school, and the teachers told me to be more active, I walked in circles while I read my book.
@twinkiefaith1311
@twinkiefaith1311 4 года назад
@@sleepystatic you get it.
@thepriceofsalt9003
@thepriceofsalt9003 4 года назад
@@sleepystatic i wish i was as witty as you lmfaoo
@lordtullus9942
@lordtullus9942 4 года назад
Reading is a wonderful way to pass the time. Fudge those dumb teachers
@TB4000
@TB4000 4 года назад
He is basically what tvtropes calls camp straight
@TriggeredJelly
@TriggeredJelly 3 года назад
Thaaank you, savvy person.
@j.a.s.p.e.r.
@j.a.s.p.e.r. 4 года назад
We all not only want more john mulaney specials, we NEED more john mulaney specials
@thestarlightforge6568
@thestarlightforge6568 4 года назад
“We’ve been goin pretty hot and heavy lately. I think it’s time we bring in Two Older Catholic People.” 🤣😂
@ellie4623
@ellie4623 4 года назад
PG - E I so thought he was going to say “we’ve been go pretty hot and heavy lately. I think it’s time to bring in ... two old Mulaneys” ... just to rhyme like the old guy 😂
@1inazuma2
@1inazuma2 Год назад
😂😂❤😂😂
@toothfairy10133
@toothfairy10133 3 года назад
"I have a girlfriend and she is a female person" i am 100% sure ive said this at some point
@weirdverma
@weirdverma 2 года назад
I want to say this
@scorchedrosearts7821
@scorchedrosearts7821 4 года назад
John met an Old God in that bathroom.
@oliviagrace6914
@oliviagrace6914 3 года назад
repent and turn to Christ before it’s too late ✋😌
@theCHILLIntrovert
@theCHILLIntrovert 4 года назад
I loled so hard at this, even if it did sting a bit. Being the quiet introverted guy that liked poems, reading, and theater, it was hell growing up. Every girl I knew thought I was gay, I didn't have a girlfriend for the first 25 years of my life because the few times I'd put myself out there, ALL of the women would say "You're gay, right? Or bi?" It sucks when you don't exactly fit traditional gender roles, society is just cold. What is the absolute worst though is you expect it from men but women are touted as the more empathetic gender yet they're just as bad as the men are! I didn't know that proper grooming habits, a daily skin regiment, and liking to cook meant I was not straight in the eyes of women 🤣.
@nicomoist5336
@nicomoist5336 3 года назад
Lol you're very right I look androgynous, so i see how people identify gender as. Apparently women "talk more" and men walk "masculine" lol. It just shows me how shallow the definitions and roles really are
@ispilled_thetea3286
@ispilled_thetea3286 3 года назад
I hate how “gender roles” are sometimes mixed in with sexuality. Gender to me is female and male, but hey if you want to be they, them whatever. I can’t be bother to keep up so I just wait for correction. This whole idea that gender determines so much of our personality is ridiculous, just like when you’re group by ethnicity, race, social class, etc...I just assume whatever sexuality you’re probably still won’t like me anyway 😂.
@leeronschneider4920
@leeronschneider4920 3 года назад
All my friends and even people I dont know think im a lesbian or bi or just a guy (btw im in high-school)
@avedic
@avedic 3 года назад
Totally 100% identify with what you said. Same experience. But now I'm finally at a place where I'm actually quite happy and comfortable with who I am. I'm a genuinely straight guy.....who almost everyone assumes is bi. I wish I WAS bi...more options. But alas, I'm not. But I like being someone who isn't easy to define. Makes life more fun. Now that is. In highschool...........not so much.
@misnomer6345
@misnomer6345 3 года назад
@@avedic don't care what anybody else says just do you and be happy with your life
@hannahreneesanders8250
@hannahreneesanders8250 4 года назад
"Everyone get outta my way" 😂😂
@godblessaki8611
@godblessaki8611 3 года назад
Hello
@RC-qz8lp
@RC-qz8lp 4 года назад
So when are you gonna make "New in Town" available, Netflix?
@Chankun
@Chankun 4 года назад
Ronald Marco it is in America
@martinastorga3898
@martinastorga3898 4 года назад
@@Chankun so he obviously doesn't mean in America
@cherrybombvic2395
@cherrybombvic2395 4 года назад
Ronald Marco It's out in America, so try to cheat and get a VPN \_(*-*)_/
@natasha974
@natasha974 4 года назад
Spotify have it
@RC-qz8lp
@RC-qz8lp 4 года назад
@@natasha974 I know they do, and I have listened to it, but I'd like to see the full performance
@shrutibhattacharyya8336
@shrutibhattacharyya8336 4 года назад
"I just wanna sit here and feed mah birds" That's neat.
@enbymack1846
@enbymack1846 3 года назад
I really like this bit. "Gayness" shouldn't conform to a certain personality type, just like being a "straight man" shouldn't. There are all kinds of personalities out there, people. 🙌
@SizzlingVibe
@SizzlingVibe 2 года назад
Preach!
@eeyorehaferbock7870
@eeyorehaferbock7870 6 месяцев назад
If anything, I think his description of little boys having “gay” mannerisms kind of shows how a lot of the things people associate with “being a man” aren’t particularly natural to a lot of guys any more than they are to most girls.
@The_Quiet_Kiddo
@The_Quiet_Kiddo 4 года назад
Why does he look like *The Fastest Man Alive* ?
@yaoibabe
@yaoibabe 4 года назад
Honestly, they could be brothers lol Grant looks so much like him
@lanceturley7745
@lanceturley7745 4 года назад
To the outside world, he looks like Grant Gustin from The Flash, but with the help of his friends at Netflix he makes comedy specials...
@AnushkaMartolia
@AnushkaMartolia 4 года назад
@@lanceturley7745 this is the most underrated comment ever! 😂😂😂😂
@lothanyfountain9443
@lothanyfountain9443 4 года назад
@@lanceturley7745 he fights sadness and finds other audences to make them laugh. I am The Mulaney.
@amandarobertson3772
@amandarobertson3772 4 года назад
Honestly, I was thinking about this yesterday.
@absoluteterror9098
@absoluteterror9098 Год назад
As a woman who grew up playing football ages 8-14 and then softball and rugby, and was such a hardcore tomboy that I actually became a threat to myself if my mom ever tried to put me in anything girly(because it felt so humiliating), this is relatable. I can't tell you how many times I've been asked if i was gay and my only response is "no I'm actually not.. that would just make too much sense "
@Sewblon
@Sewblon 11 месяцев назад
" I actually became a threat to myself if my mom ever tried to put me in anything girly(because it felt so humiliating), this is relatable." That doesn't sound gay. That sounds female to male trans gendered. Then again, I am trans in the opposite direction. So I know more about the stereotypes and warning signs of male to female people than female to male people.
@etaylor8028
@etaylor8028 10 месяцев назад
@@Sewblontrans is not real. Being male or female is not reduced to a feeling/personality. Most “trans” people grow out of it in their late twenties.
@Sewblon
@Sewblon 10 месяцев назад
@@etaylor8028 "Most “trans” people grow out of it in their late twenties. " If you go by the old studies, that used the old DSM definition of trans, the one that doesn't include self-identification. Then yes. But if you go by the more recent studies, that use the current DSM definition, the one that does include self-identification, then no. Right now, the evidence indicates that most people who self-identify as trans do not grow out of it.
@NuiYabuko
@NuiYabuko 8 месяцев назад
​@@etaylor8028 Based on research from out of your butt.
@nicklas7377
@nicklas7377 7 месяцев назад
@@etaylor8028I would love to see that statistic.
@sadblob4577
@sadblob4577 2 года назад
I find it sweet when people talk about their lovers and they say “I love them very much.” Idk why it stands out to me but it does and it’s very wholesome
@Oliver-2103
@Oliver-2103 Год назад
Yeah but then you read „he dumbed his wife after years and impregnated another woman a month after the break up, even before the divorce happened“ and think like yeah no wonder it lost its meaning. I like Mulaney but I feel for his Ex-Wife, didn‘t have a child with you during 8 years of marriage and then has one with a random woman he can only know for a month assuming he didn‘t cheat. Ouchie
@Lilly_the_Snek
@Lilly_the_Snek 9 месяцев назад
​@@Oliver-2103 it's very unfortunate, and I definitely feel fof his wife, but it's also important to remember we don't know the full story. It's annoying, but ultimately non of our business either. I don't fault anyone who's uncomfortable supporting him over what happened, I'm not saying they don't have that right, but just important to remember that we truly don't know all of what really happened.
@maringal44
@maringal44 6 месяцев назад
He loved her at the time anyway
@misstish
@misstish 4 года назад
“This will be a very silly person” 😂❤️
@StephPavao
@StephPavao 4 года назад
I’m more surprised that he’s 28 than he’s not gay!
@pikpacchu4704
@pikpacchu4704 3 года назад
@Abigail Sandquist he aged 9 years in that one month
@godblessaki8611
@godblessaki8611 3 года назад
Yes I’m 28
@TGabes_Gaming
@TGabes_Gaming 4 года назад
If the Eagle has taught me anything, 68 year olds aren’t nearly as over it sexually as I am at 25.
@CollinMcLean
@CollinMcLean 4 года назад
They aren't, ask any nurse who works at a retirement home or in a retirement community. Old people fuck.
@queenannesrevenge1437
@queenannesrevenge1437 3 года назад
@@CollinMcLean I wanna say eww but that's also weirdly cool 🤣
@CollinMcLean
@CollinMcLean 3 года назад
@@queenannesrevenge1437 They're nearing death so they're deciding to live life while they still have it... I say good for them...
@gadfageyar
@gadfageyar 3 года назад
I have a straight friend and we joke how he is gayer than I am. All his products, the amount of time he spends on his hair, he works in the beauty industry and I am a complete nerd who can't stand glitter and I eat like a slob. There is a sitcom in there somewhere!
@KateCat420
@KateCat420 2 года назад
When I tell you that I would watch the shit out of that sitcom-
@goodsoul7833
@goodsoul7833 2 года назад
Omg someone please pitch that idea to @Netflix
@gadfageyar
@gadfageyar 2 года назад
@@goodsoul7833 maybe I'll submit it myself!
@flyflh
@flyflh Год назад
The Odd Couple
@brodietaym8475
@brodietaym8475 Год назад
I actually have a friend like that and then I have a gay coworker who is the polar opposite but works for Chanel and their corporate office! Go figure.
@emlin2005
@emlin2005 4 года назад
i’m glad john announces his age each time because i can never tell
@mosabhijazi4701
@mosabhijazi4701 4 года назад
“You know what would make it perfect Charles and Ellen mulaney “ I died 🤣😂
@zizinnnn
@zizinnnn 4 года назад
flip the final switch 😂😂😂
@kitsuneakage22
@kitsuneakage22 4 года назад
You marked that one as gay right?
@zizinnnn
@zizinnnn 4 года назад
@@kitsuneakage22 we got a very interesting and silly person because someone was bad at their job :)))
@livcaitbff
@livcaitbff 4 года назад
It's funny because when he was around Tan France, he became the straightest dude lol
@BearingMySeoul
@BearingMySeoul 2 года назад
Smart man. Nobody likes a tease! 😆
@lizkelly6613
@lizkelly6613 4 года назад
I could listen to him forever
@JordanBeagle
@JordanBeagle 4 года назад
"John, that bathroom has been closed for 40 years!"
@propanegangentertainment4198
@propanegangentertainment4198 3 года назад
John is the definition of a great guy who just over analyzes his entire existence. Don't stress John we love you as is.
@MissDraiha
@MissDraiha Год назад
Is this the best-aged comment you've ever made?
@darksider9534
@darksider9534 3 года назад
As a gay guy, I'm the total opposite. I like sports and videogames. I hate makeup, fashion and shopping. That's because I'm comfortably secure in my sexuality and know being gay isn't the same as being a gay stereotype...
@NuiYabuko
@NuiYabuko 8 месяцев назад
But some people are stereotypes and there's no need to be so dismissive of that.
@gerrysong6908
@gerrysong6908 4 года назад
Amy Schumer: WRITE THAT DOWN. WRITE THAT DOWN!!!
@WindyREDPanda
@WindyREDPanda 4 года назад
Schumer is so worthless
@lundylow
@lundylow Год назад
1:00 I recently had a coworker who was sassy, always seemed annoyed at things, and had flowy Justin Bieber hair that he was always flicking to the side. I don't know if he's gay or not, I really don't care, but this bit was in my head constantly when I worked with him. I never got to know him well enough to joke about it.
@antourte1
@antourte1 3 года назад
His "wooAAooah!" always reminds me of Tom Jones in "What's New Pussycat". (bit at 1:39).
@lundylow
@lundylow 3 года назад
"You want me to do whaaat?" is forever burned in my brain as a person who's too polite to speak up for himself, but thinks this very frequently.
@lesterabastillas9291
@lesterabastillas9291 2 года назад
He wasn’t supposed to be gay, he was supposed to be European
@MolloyPolloy
@MolloyPolloy Год назад
That's hilarious. Do you go on stage yourself?
@Dinkdownn
@Dinkdownn 4 года назад
This hits home 😂 I swear I was supposed to be a lesbian, but I’m straight. Now I know what happened thanks Mulaney 💜
@absoluteterror9098
@absoluteterror9098 Год назад
story of my life
@MultiFincy
@MultiFincy 2 года назад
1:45 was the dumbest fucking joke 🤣🤣🤣
@franklyfrancis3462
@franklyfrancis3462 3 года назад
1:25 You met Tom Bombadil.
@mysticalblue2352
@mysticalblue2352 4 года назад
I just remembered who he reminds me of. He looks like Barry Allen from the tv show
@danielburns3240
@danielburns3240 4 года назад
mixed with the flash from Justice League
@theatricalchild8740
@theatricalchild8740 3 года назад
“I was like a 67 year old gay man” -_- 👌🏻
@adamdamiri4823
@adamdamiri4823 3 года назад
( •w•)/ old queen~
@theatricalchild8740
@theatricalchild8740 3 года назад
Hehe yeah old queen
@anushkapatil935
@anushkapatil935 4 года назад
No one : John Mulaney : I loveeeeeeee my wifeeeeeee :)
@calypso8963
@calypso8963 3 года назад
0:15 what are the odds I saw this as an incorrect quote on tumblr today when I hadn’t even heard of the quote before and this video pops up in my recommended
@fawkewemf5616
@fawkewemf5616 4 года назад
Black'ish. Mixed'ish. Gay'ish. Straight'ish. I'm straight'ish. You?
@GDCilia
@GDCilia 4 года назад
Im gay.
@shotaaizawa1320
@shotaaizawa1320 4 года назад
Just black
@addie8703
@addie8703 4 года назад
I’m gay
@EvCW
@EvCW 4 года назад
girlygirl .247 White’ish
@maddieB2023
@maddieB2023 4 года назад
Gay'ish definitely.
@callsigndagger4549
@callsigndagger4549 4 года назад
He pulled off the drag look on that SNL sketch perfectly
@Gumboz1953
@Gumboz1953 Год назад
"Everyone get out of my way. I just wanna sit here and feed my birds". First time I heard that line on his album, I nearly spit out my soda with laughter. Still gets me; not sure why. I really like this guy.
@remember1ify
@remember1ify 4 года назад
I've watched his bits a million times and will watch them a million more god damn it!
@JAZZLlFE
@JAZZLlFE Год назад
I never fully trust anyone who takes themselves too seriously and cannot laugh at themselves like he does. Funny bit 😂
@jasong4460
@jasong4460 4 года назад
I can't believe this special came out in 1999
@THOMAS2910able
@THOMAS2910able 4 года назад
I take it there's some joke here but I can't figure it out
@jasong4460
@jasong4460 4 года назад
@@THOMAS2910able If you look up the full special on RU-vid, the details show it being released in 1999. And the comment section has made a joke out of it several times on that video.
@sage5390
@sage5390 2 года назад
"I'm either having a drink or taking a pee; you're living the golden years, not me." I'm definitely going to use this when I'm old
@vinnyart92
@vinnyart92 3 года назад
John Mulaney saying "You want me to do whaaaaat?" lives in my head rent-free
@nishu1757
@nishu1757 4 года назад
Always love John Mulaney content.
@ioniohoolihan8795
@ioniohoolihan8795 3 года назад
This will be a very silly person.
@Graviton1489
@Graviton1489 4 года назад
Holy shit, the laugh at 0:29 is the same as the laugh Drew Gooden makes fun of in his Lily Singh video
@harold6510
@harold6510 3 года назад
I've always been attracted to your comedic gifts and incredible timing John. Not to mention your awesome attractive as well! Your self deprication and never taking yourself too seriously is so refreshing! I especially could understand and appreciate when you were on the Seth Meyers show asking him a number of very deep personal questions! I honestly hope and pray that you can come out of this current marital/emotional challenge reasonably entact! All the best buddy! You're so much the kind of guy I'd love to have a relationship with! Good luck!
@richicamacho7989
@richicamacho7989 4 года назад
"This will be a very silly person" I absolutely lost it here! 😂
@micahguillemette3344
@micahguillemette3344 4 года назад
The "gay behavior" thing is really annoying. It's not "acting gay", it's called not letting people bully you into being the traditional "manly man" society expects. The minute a guy isn't talking in a deep voice with long shorts and playing football, people go "oh he's gay". No! He's just not the traditional male stereotypes! Not every girl that has short hair and doesn't like dresses is a lesbian and not every guy who likes shopping and is sassy is gay. Stop gendering everything!
@miadonahue7117
@miadonahue7117 4 года назад
it's really not that serious
@micahguillemette3344
@micahguillemette3344 4 года назад
@@miadonahue7117 It is for people with dysphoria. Maybe you're okay with it, but a lot of people aren't and wish they could do certain things
@miadonahue7117
@miadonahue7117 4 года назад
@@micahguillemette3344 No, I mean the idea is serious and you're right, but it's standup.
@micahguillemette3344
@micahguillemette3344 4 года назад
@@miadonahue7117 I guess but excusing it because "its comedy" just serves to normalise it
@TriggeredJelly
@TriggeredJelly 3 года назад
Holy batman thank you! I've been struggling with this ever since knowledge of "gay behavior" became part of mainstream culture circa 2014. It gets really annoying when people assume your orientation from completely unrelated things. And assume wrong. I even checked the science to make sure I was not the only one flamboyant-ish straight man. Nope. 50% of gender-nonconforming boys grow up to be straight, just like 94% of tomboy girls (J.M. Bailey's data). Tvtropes has a slew of articles on gender-atypical people. Asia has heaps of celebrities and bishonen characters girls swoon over. European guys can be soft-mannered... This stereotype is not accurate and should be thrown into the dustbin of history already.
@thefemalemantis
@thefemalemantis 4 года назад
This guy always makes me smile. He's just great ❤️
@godblessaki8611
@godblessaki8611 3 года назад
Hello
@TheSeabornGaming
@TheSeabornGaming 4 года назад
I love John, his skits are so memorable
@jongroubert4203
@jongroubert4203 3 года назад
I'm glad he addressed this, because I've always thought he was gay. This explains it.
@MichaelJOneill333
@MichaelJOneill333 4 года назад
I watched this without the audio and had the closed captions on and was still laughing hysterically while my family was sleeping 😂
@DonJay130
@DonJay130 3 года назад
I love his humor. Very funny and refreshing
@christineferreira2181
@christineferreira2181 3 года назад
Mulaney is one of my favorite comedians and I love when he’s on SNL.
@corakowal
@corakowal 4 года назад
i literally just watched this today (it’s on netflix), and he just brightens my day omg
@nicholascravens6674
@nicholascravens6674 2 года назад
his voice reminds me of one of the characters off “brave little toaster”
@melissamenchaca5489
@melissamenchaca5489 4 года назад
“everyone get OUT OF MY WAY! “ yaaaaassss no Time To Be Bothered!!!!! 💯 Relatable
@mirzamay
@mirzamay 4 года назад
One of the most hilarious comedians ever LOL. Love him.
@WNBunker
@WNBunker Год назад
You are wrong he is the BEST comedian!
@Ron71997
@Ron71997 4 года назад
Lol, this is so funny as I just thought he was gay ...him acknowledging this makes it even more hilarious...
@hannahreneesanders8250
@hannahreneesanders8250 4 года назад
John is my favorite person.
@mrwruble1842
@mrwruble1842 3 года назад
He sounds like a 1930's cartoon character. A very gay 1930's cartoon character.
@roshnigupta9914
@roshnigupta9914 3 года назад
Watching this after they separated hit different 😢
@morticiaadams272
@morticiaadams272 3 года назад
Dude 0:47 why is this man's forehead so damn greasy lol
@DanielleASMR
@DanielleASMR 4 года назад
I love that he made a joke about this
@afterburner2869
@afterburner2869 4 года назад
I definitely would have thought he was gay, not that there’s anything wrong with that!
@coffeetea8577
@coffeetea8577 3 года назад
“3/4 gay and forgot to flip the final switch” so basically BBC Merlin in a nutshell
@LudvigIndestrucable
@LudvigIndestrucable 3 месяца назад
Parents are like a religion, something you keep hanging around without ever having the honesty to ask why
@epalwk
@epalwk 4 года назад
I love how recent these clips are. They're refreshing for some reason lol
@ars0on
@ars0on 3 года назад
I hope he’s okay in rehab
@audreymuzingo933
@audreymuzingo933 4 года назад
At least half my boyfriends were straight gay guys. They're the BEST!
@terrinew9474
@terrinew9474 Год назад
I just saw this and he is cracking me up, I love him.
@doll.perasite9030
@doll.perasite9030 4 года назад
John: I think I was supposed to be gay... Me: ... yeah... me too I’m bi.. I love women because they are women! I love men because... they are easy
@anhthopham2768
@anhthopham2768 3 года назад
He looks adorable when he smiles 😌
@mitsukifrancis.forever2617
@mitsukifrancis.forever2617 3 года назад
the best part of a joke is when it's so funny that the comedians can't help but laugh themselves
@TheVirtualLab
@TheVirtualLab 3 года назад
I relate to this on a spiritual level. Back in highschool the girl I had a crush on used to make fun of me and say I was gay.
@carb_8781
@carb_8781 3 года назад
this is my favourite john mulaney moment
@MikeJohnsonJr
@MikeJohnsonJr 4 года назад
John, that bathroom's been closed for 40 years! WHOAAAAA! lmfao
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