Although, the original saying is about _receiving_ milk from a kind neighbor, not "stealing" it. I have a feeling John knew this but ignored it so as to preserve the first part of the bit.
It makes sense, the "I hate my wife" is more Boomer humor, whereas John is on the border between gen x and millennial, and thus his humor will be more "I hate my life" instead.
"I would never say my wife is a bitch and I don't like her, not even as a joke. My wife is a bitch and I like her SO MUCH!" -Paraphrased another part of John's act.
Update: John Mulaney has started milking a new cow and hasn't stated any intentions to buy the cow. This is somewhat understandable, as he just took his old cow back to the market. Having milked this cow for much less time, buying this new cow so quickly might further upset his old cow. He might also still be the kind of guy who takes a while to decide when he wants to buy the cow he's milking. All that said, the question of purchase is still relevant, because John is using the milk from his new cow to create a wheel of cheese, a project that takes a greater scope of commitment than anything he and his previous cow had planned on.
@@karaokeandrandomclips DUDE, I ACTUALLY AM!! As of march! The now husband proposed back in February. Had a courthouse wedding since we poor. So I can officially say I am a bought cow 😂🤣😂
Because he sold his old cow and then had a calf with the new cow he started milking right after, and some people think he stated milking the new cow before he sold the old cow.
I'm waiting for farmer John to explain how he got rid of his cow and then he got a new cow and then a calf come along,should be Funny episode in the life of farmer John Mulaney recovering milk addict.
I don't know why... But I keep seeing a well meaning but lovably obnoxious character saying all of this to Superman in an attempt to help him move forward with Lois. And someone in the Bat family despretly trying not to laugh in the background. Probably because Clark is a farm boy and the irony isn't lost on them.
I can see pictures and videos of milk whenever I want to on the internet. Any kind I like, too: white milk, chocolate milk, strawberry. Skim, 2% or whole. A pint or a 5 gallon bucket. Even milk with a spoon in it should the urge arise. I'm good.
I bought a cow once. Not much of a milk producer. 15 years later it burned down the ranch and moseyed off. Guess ranching ain’t my thing. Meh… milk’s overrated anyway. Maybe I’ll just be a wandering bard.
Oh for sure dude. What else was people going to steal way back then? All they had was food, drink, livestock, and furniture. Poor useless dudes were always sneaking into farms at night to snatch some corn and milk up a bucket of cream. I imagine it was pretty common during the depression too.
@@bebo5558 He's wrong. Funny, that. Hitting people is pretty illegal, ya know? And that's pretty cool. Wouldn't want people just running around beating the shit out of each other for no reason. Hell, I'd be suspect of anyone's motives if they're complaining that they aren't allowed to beat up an entire protected class of people. I'd think that person had massive anger issues and might be expressing it through bigotry.
@@kdefinition Obviously you haven't listened to or just misunderstood the message of his comedy bit! He's not wrong and he does not condone hitting women!
