Johnny Depp Can't Stop Laughing Along With HILARIOUS Witness In Amber Heard Trial 

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Yep, Johnny is that caliber of a man, calls "one of the kind". Every soul he touches turns gold.

I noticed the no sestbelt too haha

Guy is Parked lol he don’t need seat belt

lol true

Ofc bro, that photo from her with the nose "punched" her eyes doesnt look red or something bc thats not how hits work on a face

So , BTW, nobody notices swelling. Ask an ex abuse victim of Domestic violence. The couple in question sounds like they were in a toxic relationship and both as bad as each other

@@luluspeers3110 nope

@@luluspeers3110 TThats is bs. If you are speaking with someone face to face or kiss osmeone on the supposedly swollen part, you will notice unles you are blind and your nerves in your lips are all dead. You are right in that strangers may not notice a swelling on someones face when they pass each other on the streeat or when they are all drunk and dancing in a club.

He's rocking ‼️I'm done lady I don't remember ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😆

How do you know it was the same question over 100 times? I don't remember. (¬‿¬) ♪~ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

Omg right?! The same questions asked over and over?!

That lawyer reigned supreme in intellectual denseness during law school, I just know it. It's sickening how she tries to force from a witness what she wants to hear and then spin. Snake. That team knows they're protecting a bad woman.

Could you imagine being a juror. You would be thinking Jesus lady enough with the questions about him noticing things and remembering things....I not that fucking stupid. You could have stopped after the second question.

Fact

Facts agree 100 percent and this man should have just told her "Lady I'm not a damn make up artist I wouldn't know " end of question

I’m surprised Johnny’s lawyers didn’t object to relevance as she asked him like ten questions about MAKEUP

Min Y Completly agree! We should create a petition to send to the Courts and the Gov't stating "Re-teach all attorneys to not do.......... and a whole list of what not to do when you have a busy day and someone is asking you stupid questions whether it is in person or via Zoom" Attorneys (not generally) enjoy wasting valuable resources on digging up things not relevant to the case at hand and using psychological tricks to piss you off when you don't give them the answer they were looking for. Edit: I have seen these strategies before when I attended a public case years ago. There was one break after many hours of the defense attorneys pounding out and mixing up questions just to confuse the witnesses. I had a headache and went directly to the pharmacy to get something for the pain. No kidding. I was there for my friend.

Johnny's lawyer should object and say asked and answered.

She crazy haha

She was stalling like mf because she knew she had nothing 🤣

And asked the fricking shade!!! I wear concealer daily, I order it often and every single time I have to check what shade I ordered last time! How could ANYONE know the shade someone else was wearing!?!?! Make it make sense! This woman is fking harpie!

I would’ve been pissed like get to the point or I’m leaving, I don’t remember seeing anything on her face like wth lady

I apologise in advance but this Karen needs to start f*cking looking for a new profession

He could NOT care less.

Have you seen her without all the make up? Really pale and rough

@@sueallen952 normal plain girl yeah

Nothing special to look at. He could get so much better.

@@monicapotito7719 looks aren't everything he is priceless like it or not he is epic.

Agreed!

Ha ha, and the whole time his character with just say “I don’t remember” 😆

I thought the same. He'd make a brilliant pirate.

Who is the guy

Whatever he’s vaping I want some

She doesn't actually have to do anything at all.

@@Mat-hr1dg She?

I was drinkng water, i literally burst out laughing when i heard this

@@Eio7 Just my smartphone being feminist, injecting women into everything. Just ignore it.😂

@@aivarslembergs2451 he did

I don't remember it from today from a friend I saw today. She asked me if I liked her purple lipstick from earlier, and I just said I haven't noticed she had lipstick on 😄😄... these questions are obviously ridiculous and the jury can easily see that.

I completely agree

Exactly what I said about it. They are just looking out for the COKE HEAD. He didn't lose any money cause of her. He lose the money cause he is a COKE HEAD.

Trying to spin the narrative that because he can’t remember her clothes, makeup etc that he must not be able to remember if she had injuries or not is SO stupid! Injuries, swelling, bruising etc would stand out, normal clothing and makeup wouldn’t. Injuries are out of the norm, hence why you’d likely notice them and remember them far more so than normal dress and makeup choices. Such a pointless line of questioning that just went on and on and on 😅

I love him just driving around at the end, like, I got shit to do, you're on my time. hah

Give this man a raise

21:44 😄 ❤

Dude is a grafter, he prolly has a few places he works across on a 12+ hour shift, he ain't got time for this stuff

That's a latino man right there

Recorded. Not live.

@@nyetloki the guy speaking was a live call at the time, we're watching a recording of a recording though

@@anakii506 "thousands of people watching" won't happen on a deposition call with probably 10 lawyers at best. Like I said, it wasn't live to a judge or court or audience.

It's crazy how worried people are about what others think when the real way to make others think highly of you is to not care what they think.

It's recorded

Well there only hope to have the judge on their side is to make a case we’re the guy in the car seems like he really just doesn’t know and thus make his testimony void. Their only hope is to make him list off all these different things no one would be able to remember fully in the hopes to show this side of him. It’s sad that this is their main line of defense but it makes sense to a degree.

Yes! It was "asked & answered" 20x over.... 🙄

The Qs are totally ridiculous 🙄

Im dying

@Versatile Wolf nWo actually we are all dying. each day a tiny bit more. very slowly, but surely.

@@HolyNEvil666 truth

@@HolyNEvil666 FACTS

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Cuz they don’t have a case because amber is guilty and Johnny isn’t

@@caveman_6553 sadly he will lose

@@gregorie3752 you a lawyer? no you aren't, you literally haven't watch any of this live lmfao if you think he's losing

@@gregorie3752 Why would he lose ?

@@gregorie3752 Don't tell me she magnetized & hypnotize you.😀🥲 Elon Musk ran away when he realized his mistake. I think it's obviously clear to many people that Johnny is not trying to hide anything, he has stripped naked in front of the whole world before you ask him any question. He puts out all his dirty laundry & leaves it to the juries to choose which one is clean or dirty. He's the victim & the judge will see that. HE MUST WIN, NO DOUBT ABOUT THAT. Another thing! In a situation like this, your parents & sister spoke & it went in favour of Johnny, what does that tell you? To me that says, they don't decide to lie in court, in front of a judge for Amba. If Amba wants to talk about bruises, black eye, etc,. She should discuss 1st with people like Rhianna among others. She's making it more difficult for people in or one day be in a situation like this. So, Mr @Gregorie, read the inter notes like "she changed everything" then watch the video & listen to what was said, what they're now saying, what has changed & then put yourself in the judge's place & let us know who will win. Have a good day.

Bravo

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Practice. Lots of practice. And possibly focusing on boring and annoying the lawyers were being compared to him.

Amber played stupid games. She'll be winning stupid prizes.

@@PhantomFilmAustralia that game being the $100M counter lawsuit 🤣

@@hiflipside9212 JOHNNY: "I got 50 million! I got 50 million!" AMBER: "I got a jar of dirt! I got a jar of Dirt!"

Your so right your comment made me laugh 😆 x

She got most clever answer : ❗❗❗ "you can not cover swelling" ❗❗❗🙌🙏💓🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Too funny😆😆😆

Love this

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That was pure gold

Amber Heard is about to have a $50 million problem I suspect.

We definitely Felt that one

I'm only looking in her eyes ‼️damn lady

Priceless!

YES THANK YOU!!! A normal person who works and trust to get through life. Not a Hollywood star or high level business person. Just a regular blue collar person. VERY RELATABLE

I am the walrus.

@@skifamkoral6628 Also, he is so relatable and honest. He basically says “No I don’t know shit about makeup, but I didn’t see any swelling which was suspicious. Can I leave plz? Y’all don’t pay me for this.”

@@breadgirl9806 EXACTLY!! Lol I like the one " I don't remember what I had for breakfast". 😂😂

@@skifamkoral6628 I have Inattentive ADHD, so I would be the worst witness in history. Like for real I can’t get arrested because my memory sux. I’ll just be forgetting crucial shit because I got distracted trying to identify a bird in the middle of a traumatic event.

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Zero effs given lol 😂

Imagine being this free spirited

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He isn’t driving lol look at the windows there is nothing moving

The whole damn truth

@Versatile Wolf nWo I'm not 100% certain, but I think it's like street slang for 'true' or 'I'm with you on that'

I love his point of view.

@@georgiajeff912 yeah, I mean it's only been prevalent in popular culture for 40 years, so he's probably never heard it before 😂

those words right there probably sum up most people's attitude about everything like "we all got sh!t to deal with and I got my sh!t to deal with so leave me be and focus on your own sh!t"..in ambers case she needs to know that dropping a sh!t where a man sleeps makes the world realize she ain't got her sh!t together and is the crazy abusive one

They reason they ask this is to establish if he was frequently observant of her face. Which he wasn't,so then saying she didn't have any bruises is less likely to be reliable because he isn't regularly attentive to his tenants details.

@@wildorchid2564 so basically this witness didn't add anything to the trial. Why put him on stand then, only to ask him repeatedly the same stupid question about her makeup, that he clearly knew nothing about?

@@wildorchid2564 who tf would remember if she was wearing any of that shit dudes don't care about no consealer or goddamn lipstick you look good you look good that's it the same as you got bruises you got bruises

I don’t even know at times if my wife put on special make up and I get into trouble… LOL

@@wildorchid2564 yes but a bruise is way more memorable than makeup most men can’t even identify even if the women showed us what it was smh Jesus Christ the lawyer wasted a lot of time with the same question over and over

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Exactly. Fishing for information by asking the same questions repeatedly hoping to get a different answer?? 😂

How this sontoloyo lawyer asking whether he see if amber wearing concealer, mascara, eyebrow, mascara cream foundation, bag, hair style etc... so so stupid, man never pay attention to women make up. and all the rest'. OMG foundation and concealer nowaday made to look natural like a natural skin..OMG old lady Lawyer...OMG OMG

@@lilistheresia6174 that was exactly what I was thinking. I would notice a black eye, bruise or cut. I wouldnot remember some womans makeup.

@@ONI1013. It s exactly how it works. The interviewer wants to know if it s the truth so she asks the question several times. If there is any inconsistency in the answers it probably is a rehearsed answer and not (entirely) true.

He's sick of being asked leading questions he's not a fool

For sure, what faces he can make,, lol

He's a great actor he can easly fake all of faces

@@ZlyJaszczomp a good actor doesn't mean he is an evil, and fake people,

Blue Steel!

But he’s fat lol

Do you remember stupid details about stupid questions.

That popped out just as I was reading your comment 🤣🤣

Me to cali

😆 🤣 😂 Alejandro had me in full blown laughter! It was funny when he was vaping, but when he started his car and started driving, I completely lost it! I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. Alejandro is a down-to-earth, honest, everyday hard working Guy (like most of us). He was absolutely refreshing!

@@NormaBurnson That's correct.

Exactly what I was thinking. Way to much badgering this witness

For real, asked & answered questions are an objectable incident

@@Werepie Johnny's defense wouldn't want to object because it would actually help AH in this case. In this case their line of questioning makes them look bad, thus hurting their case.

They asked him if he knew Amber’s foundation shade. I don’t think even Johnny knows that 😭

They had to have been getting annoyed

Wasting their time

The psychologist ate that lady lawyer alive, right in front of the jury and the entire world. It was magnificent.

Yes. You can definitely tell the lawyer was flustered by her, and intimidated by her intelligence.

@@zubileegluckgluck exactly 💯. She was trying to play mind games with her. Nasty defense attorney she was basically accusing this beautiful smart dr of being with Johnny Depp in an unprofessional manner 😆.

Yes I absolutely agree she was great

I like how they didn’t interrupt him and say his answers were to long or anything like they did to Mr. Depp. When she tried to cut him off a few times he just made his answer longer so she would shut up 🤣😂😂😂

Shes trying to say "so you admit that she could have been injured and covered it up but you just didn't know" to create doubt. But it backfires because the guy knows enough to say you can't cover up big injuries and he would notice big injuries.

Truuuue

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Right lol 🤣

@@nyetloki "so you admit that she could have been injured and covered it up but you just didn't know" She didn't ask that question. It would be speculation. He can only testify on what he saw, not what he could've been staring at. Maybe she did and it was cut however. At some points you hear a lawyer objecting being cut off. This video is edited so all of the objections are cut out.

Lmaooo yesss

LMAO your comment deserves more likes. I was hysterically laughing at this 😂👍🏻

This comment👌 for real though

Man i seriously do not know what both of these are

@@programmerarnab9046 me neither

I'm a woman and couldn't tell you what kind of make-up any of the women are wearing during this trial much less 6 years ago. Her line of questioning was simply ridiculous!

I don't know, either ... only that the makeup counters charge an awful lot for either 🤷‍♀️

Foundation sounds like the white paint you put on your wall before you put something else on top of it. And concealer sounds like you want to conceal stuff which are there like birth marks or pimples.

Timestamp?

@@pizzaparkerhotdogmaguire3225 about 19:32 ish

@@justdora440 Still, he's saying something else in that.

Just cause they don't see anything on the face don't mean that is no abuse. Check out the body or behind the make up. He is a liar. Never met a Honest COKE HEAD.

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So true lol. But this is a video from January 2021 - it’s a deposition he gave in preparation for the case (when the witness testifies to a room of lawyers, instead of on the stand before a judge). Usually any witnesses in court have been “deposed” beforehand, and if they give different answers from the deposition they can be charged with perjury. He seems like he really doesn’t want to be bothered about this case anymore, and he was probably able to show that he’d lose wages if he had to go to the court or something, but for whatever reason they decided not to call him to the stand.

I would be pissed too if i had to sit for hours just listening to nonsense questions that have no importance at all. Jury probably thinks the same

Well, actually, driving off without a seatbelt on while a judge is watching is not something that you do because you're chill and don't care about the case, it's just not very smart. I hope they didn't give him a fine xD

But not a criminal court judge

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His greatest offense of all was being in the presence of a Princess and not noticing what she was wearing, or whether or not she used lip pencil.

Such redontic questions. Everyone is fishing. So sad, maybe justice for Him will be served.

@@florencespinelli2947 I agree. Same question asked a million times. Beyond redundant.

At least starting in a parking lot....

Mexican s always have your back fuck yeah putos!!!!🤪🤪🤪

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NOPE! lolol

Now I'm going to go around saying nope!

So funny, he's straight to the point. It's not his job to be talking to who are obviously VIP residents unless they're interested for a chat. He has/had a job to look after the safety of residents as far as I can see, and it appears that he did that very well.

What I love is that he’s pure “untouched” by Hollywood bullshit. He’s just like you or I.

Johnny. My boy

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-qOCC3RBzNrM.html Finally its here

He appears to be vaping weed in the car while testifying...

Can’t even remember what he had for breakfast that day… this is gold 💯

Legend 💪🏻

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“He saw nothing, knows nothing, and when something happened, he wasn’t working that day” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 these comments have me laughing.

@@klemke18 this guy is GOLD….🤩🤩🤩

#she was pale looking

I so wish he'd made it sound like he at least had some memory of day to day visuals. I totally understand & love that he doesn't care what she was wearing enough to remember, but because of his English he uses the words "I don't remember" even when it doesn't quite fit & it made me worry that they'll claim he doesn't remember enough to have remembered any bruises. But we're past that now & he did a great job. What a likable character.

@@yhen2517 which can explain her realisation that her marriage was over and she had to think of something to ruine him and his reputation. typical hurt narcissist. imho.

DEPPs lawyer should have objected to witness harassment 6/7 times that women asked him the same questions , she even put swelling into his testimony in an effort to corrupt his evidence.

@@douglastodd1947 Exactly but maybe Depps lawyer is thinking “Let’s let her attorney continue to sound like an idiot!”

It's really isn't much of a fiasco when you think about what she's done to Johnny Depp. He sued her for defamation and I hope he wins, in fact I pray he wins

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i would have answered "using a different word for make up won't give you a different answer"

Thank you!

IKR like that’s borderline harassment of the witness and wasting court time and clients money. Imagine getting paid 400$ an hour to ask someone the same question for 20mins or 1/2 an hour I’d want some refund 😤

You forgot about the powder. Was she wearing powder and what brand? 🤔🕵️

The longer she pads out her questions the longer she can go without losing the case.

@@johnsledge44 i follow that logic. I hate it, but I follow.

He should get a shoe deal lmao

H This guy has street smarts, he’s not going to say what he remembers.

If "I mind my business" was a person....

@@jacklyndlask-hickman734 yup he definitely adheres to the no snitch rule.

I been saying that this guy and the butler need their own show together

Pretty much, Believe all women my ass!

Remember that she gives presentations about domestic violence, I guess she has lots of inside information.

@@StanvilleBrown believe them until they lose a defamation case.

She is a disgrace to woman kind .....

That's what it sounds like

His sheepish grin made me think he probably actually forgot the resident's name.

Yes he is. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

He works around litigious people... He is very politically correct...

Nope should be his defense. 😅

Dats correct

A 2 year old would be

Amber Turds lawyer got their training from the Moron that tried to frame Kyle Rittenhouse as a white supremacist.

Lmfao I know right. I'm dying

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If I'm ever in trouble I want this guy testifying for me . " I don't remember" he's awesome! LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Mexicans really have that "I didn' see nobody dun' know nothing about nothin"-thing. Generations of fighting corruption and not being able to trust the police and authority I guess.

Yes! I ain't see nothin' and I ain't know nothin' you see! He's great. Give this guy a raise.

I'm a female but this amber thing thing wanted control power a lap dog the fame money he brought she cried wolf and got caught he says he has issues he look into treatment he was broken but this b needs a damn jail cell white jacket

And satanic peeds

I just don't want to deal with this anymore hahah

This is exactly why he is at this place. It’s sad but this don’t get you fat, you have to be a cunt to succeed in life

I'll sign it.

Good things will come to him. The karmic wheel turns slowly, but surely.

For real! I need his Venmo or cash app stat! He’s truly gold.

The guy has been getting wrecked on social media by social change activists sadly. He'll probably lose the job he has now, he angered the mob and that has consequences.

Considdering this isn’t’ an unusual way to question a witness to see if their story is consistent, and this guy probably has been at a few trials I would say he has delt with this before.

Good customer service. I would have shown a lot more irritation being asked the same question 25 times. That lawyer was trying so hard to get him to trip up. It’s pays to be honest. I hope JD doesn’t get stuck with her attorney bill.

They aren't trying to force anything, they're doing their due diligence as paid lawyers. The reason for the same questions is to see the consistency of the testimony. Every lawyer does it during cross examinations.

How many damn times u gonna ask him bout damn makeup ‼️‼️‼️he don't remember rrrrrrrrrr 😆😆

Yeah you can tell he likes him and or finds him funny lol 😂

Everyone that testifies seems to have a fond view of Johnny and Amber was just like.. there. Almost like when she came around the chill atmosphere they had with Johnny went away.

Yeah even in the beginning, Depp has a smile of familiarity on his face. Like if I saw my friend talking in public

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this comment made my day ... thank you :)

Gold hhh

Lol

PW/BPD IS REAL!! Johnny Depp does not deserve this crap such a nice human being.

I absolutely agree!! Admire this gentle and humble man. He is the exact definition of humility --- the absence of pride and arrogance. He may not have a crown, but his humility is true royalty!!! And for Amber, you are so RIGHT when you said, "no one will believe in JD". Because NO ONE REALLY DO BELIEVE THAT JD IS THAT SOMEONE YOU ACCUSE HIM OF. Instead, we all believe in you that you are the perfect picture of lies and deception!

I wouldn't give Johnny a clean bill, he was likely verbally caustic back. It happens when you are relentlessly pursued picked at.... he likely yelled amd cussed, smashed and slammed things around but I agree he is an abused person and I believe he is not an abuser.

But you don’t need a dr of any kind to recognize things out of the ordinary our gut tells us often times but ppl ignore their instincts.

I thought it was always common sense…

Know what they are trying to do they are try him confessed on him it and somthing I know about lying is that when someone know something didn't happen IT didn't happen

@Mr. Ano By average guy he means that he is not a certified psychologist/psychiatrist/body language expert etc. Not that he is not a celebrity or something

@Mr. Ano average guy = not a celebrity or a PhD

Exactly. I remember going to Walmart around 3am once about 6 years ago and there was a lady pushing a stroller that had four chicken in it. Do I remember what the woman looked like or what type of stroller? No. But I remember the chickens because it was out of the ordinary. Had it just been a baby in the stroller I wouldn't have remembered because that would be ordinary and wouldn't stand out.

Makeup to cover bruising and swelling is very noticeable. I know this.

I don't understand their strategy, with every witness that clearly states they never saw any marks on Heard's face and they could tell she wasn't wearing makeup, her teams defense is always the same... do you know what brand she wears, how, where, when yada yada. Maybe it's just me but I can tell when someone is wearing makeup, 100% of the time. Sure from 20 feet away you might not be able to tell but within a few feet of someone and it's not that hard to see. I loved their line: she uses makeup that makes it look like you aren't wearing any makeup... so the goal is to appear like you aren't wearing makeup, I know any easier and cheaper way to achieve the no makeup look.

All defense attorneys pull the same tricks. Some judges, did the same naughty tricks during their lives as high powered defense attorneys. The last step they had to crush to become judges.

It’s absurd and the law team for AH is almost laughable remember the makeup which she carried with her everyday of the marriage unfortunately it wasn’t even on the market till a year after the divorce the lies continue…..!

FORRR REALLLL though! Exactly my thought process! Repeated the same damn question/questions to a man that literally sees tons of people at his work each day let alone millions from now back to 2016! Not to mention the fact that he’s a guy! And guys don’t care about make up and aren’t constantly looking at every finite detail of women’s dress and make up …. 🙄🙄😡😡 at this point they are just racking up the take home paycheck for themselves wile sounding like a broken record ….

Its the person surrounding him, its relevant. Unlike u, u most probably seeing amber mayb 2 times in lifetime, but this guy in regular basis. So, u maybe no relevant. On the other hans, yes, he is relevant

Its like watching a odd ball Johnny Depp movie but in real life. I think this trial suits him. Its like hes winning without even trying.

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@@MarAntTheOG 🤣🤣💀

Same here watched the entire day! The whole thing!

@@MarAntTheOG it's not about winning tho this trial no matter what way possible it will always drip in jonnys shadow

Johnny*

You're brainwashed.

Absolutely. Time for Justice for Johnny 🦅🇺🇸

I just watched this and thought the same thing! I was cracking upppp

Johnny