JoJo Trap ▶ Awaken | Pillar Men Theme (Simpsonill Remix) ver.2 

A Z T E C G O D S O F F I T N E S S

Makes me wanna workout for seven years and start posing

"It might be too sophisticated for you."

Joseph's there like "And each of his abs were this big!"

Here’s a good indicator of the general tone of JoJo, and an actual quote I heard said: “With everything that was going on, I kinda forgot about the cyborg Nazi.”

So there's XX which is female and XY which is male but the pillar men is what happens when you get YY. The manliest men ever conceived.

I saw the picture and hoped to god there was an "oh no" before the drop. I got my wish, dreams can come true.

My psychiatrist: "Aztech Skrillex isn't real. He can't hurt you" Aztech Skrillex:

*_when you and the boys wake up from a 2,000 year nap and go on a quest to become immune to sunlight_* edit: _PLEASE_ stop replying to this I am _begging_ you

The pillar men but now they own a night club in berlin and host arabic/middle eastern techno artists

When you at the club but you gotta become the ultimate life form

Kars: *HOW AM I DEFEATED* Cars 2:

Muscles in jojo Part 1 : High Part 3 : High Part 4 : Medium Part 5 : Low Part 2 : U l t r a M u s c l e s

*O H N O*

Bass dropped harder than the stone on Caesar's body

I made the pillars in my house listen to this. Now they're pillar men.

when youre in gym and three overtrained men walk in:

Gym Teacher: “Alright today we’re going to be doing some stretches!” The 3 Guys that watch JoJo: 0:00

Pillar men: “We are the superior species on earth” The Gym teacher’s grandma:

When you smile at a girl and she doesn't vomit

Kronos: eats his children Zeus, Hades and Poseidon:

The kid who worked out during quarantine coming back to school in the fall:

okay so these pillar man walk out of a bar and the bar collapses as it's only pillars have stopped supporting it

Arnold Schwarzenegger: Listens to some calm workout music My workout music:

when the Pillar Men walk into the club

Before the drop: _AWAKEN MY MASTERS_ AFTER THE DROP: *_MASTERS ARE WOKE_*

Kars: (Becomes the ultimate life form) Volcano:

Aside from memes and what not, you have to admit this song is one of the best things to come out of this fandom. You cannot deny that.

*W O K E A F*

Coronavirus: * goes into my body* The three vitamin gummy‘s I had: 0:23

**manly poses**

JoJo fangirls: JoJo makes guys go gay, but I'm a girl, so I'm safe from this Lisa Lisa, Jolyne and Hermes:

Now you're probably going to say, "OH NO! This remix makes my abs quiver!" Toyu.

Area 51 raid will hear this when I obtain my stone mask and stand arrow

Computer studies teacher: "So basically, an MP3 is a file with audio in it, and an MP4 is a file with audio and video in it. Any questions?" Me: "What's an MP5 then?" Kid with a suspiciously large backpack: 0:21

It feels like I’m on another 「Waurdo」

How im gonna enter area 51 *Bloody stream* How im gonna leave *Pillar men theme*

“When the three tall kids in your school walk by.”

Because awaken wasn't badass enough.

Pillermen: we are the number one lifeforms Me and the boys when the vitamin gummies start to kick in:

Diamond: I’m best item in minecraft Netherite:

P1: DIO P2: AYAYAYAYA P3: ZA WARUDO P4: BOMB P5: STOP KILLING ME!

This song make me want to go fight some english guy and his italian friend with my gang meanwhile we are posing in a very fabulous way

Esidisi and Wamuu : we want to marry you Joseph: but im not gay Esidisi and Wamuu: we don't care take those rings

What you blast when you and the squad just woke up from a 2,000 year slumber lookin' for waifus.

Top 3 musics to workout to : 3- this one 2- this one 1- you thought it was gonna be "this one", but it was me, Dio !

Teacher: today we will be learning about ancient aztec girls: omgosh this is so boring Me an intellectual: NIGERUNDAYOOO

This music: **playing** My body: AY-AY-YA-YA MUSCULAR POWER!!!11

Someone: Are you gay? Me: No, I'm JoJo.

My ears have ascended after hearing this song. I HAVE BEEN [ A W O K E N ]

After listening to this i somehow got a six pack

Children's souls: We finally murdered William Afton *William* *Afton* *in* *part* *3* : 0:23

part 9 revival of pillar men

When you smoke weed in Egypt

Joseph was secretly a pillar man the whole time

Part 1 : Phanthom Bass Part 2 : mix Tendency Part 3 : DJ's Crusaders Part 4 : Speakers is Unbreakable Part 5 : Golden Beat Part 6 : Rock Free Part 7 : dubstep ball run Part 8 : trapilion

STANDO NATION

*MEZAMETAMAE, WAGA ARUJITACHI YO!*

Haven’t watched JOJO yet but this makes me want to. Update: I watched season 1,2 and 3, and I love this anime now and I’m trapped into the show. It’s gotten to the point where I know exactly what scene the image is from and the context that goes with it. Someone help me.

0:21 Is probably one of the best beat drops ever

The bass dropped harder than one of Dio's steam rollers

when dad's got his belt because you ate all the painkillers, but you can't feel the belt

Before this song: normal anime boy After this song: colossal vampire titan with super saiyan and rinnegan

Nobody: 1M Subs youtubers in their thumbnails:

"Even Speedwagon became an aztec god of fitness"

No one: The song you hear when the gym teacher's grandma walks in:

This makes me want to workout for 10 years and then sleep standing up for 10,000 years.

"Will you guys stop tuning the instruments?" "No, that IS the music!"

I showed this to my mom *and now she’s my dad*

My friend: What do you think Egyptian sounds like? Me: Ay aye aye ayeeeee

me at 3:00am: yes i can sleep mosquitos: 0:23

My mom: you need to work on your life. Get better grades, decide what you’ll do when you grow up etc. not watching jojo’s all day. Me: *ayayayayyyyy*

This is so sad Alexa play Awaken Alexa : wtf is awaken Me : **play this video** Alexa : NAAIIIIIISU

2021: *AWAKEN MY MASTERS* 2021 2022 2023: 0:23 Coronavirus: *ight Imma head out*

Is no one going to talk about how bony Joseph's fingers look

-You're next line will be : Damn this song so cool -Damn this song so cool - OH! MY! GOD!

I think you just found a way to get my trap loving friend into jojo, lol

Who would win? Gods with superhuman abilities Or Some dude who's specialty is running away from his problems

This song was so good, even the neighbors broke my window to hear it better.

JoJo Part 9: Kars in outer space has awakened his stand, which has enabled him to return to earth(abilities unknown) he soon realizes that things are a bit different on earth so he is keen to reviving joseph joestar for his real showdown. While that happens a new introduced joestar learned hamon to relive ancient traditions, and he found out a secret to evolving stands to a new level (includes hamon). He and kars ultimately meet and the final battle will be young reborn joseph, new joestar and some of his friends (evolved stand), kars(also evolved stand because he has the strongest hamon there is)

The wifi when it’s on normally:Eh The wifi when i turn it off and back on:

Me: Doesn't eat breakfast, Toast, waffles, and cereal:

This song makes me want to use over 10% of my brain.

When the true Joestar was Elon musk when he sent Kars to space with his rocket.

When you realise the world is a jojo refrence: 0:23

Beat dropped harder than that crossed shaped piece of cieling

I listened to this before finals. All my grades turned into 183%

when you awaken in 2019 instead of the world war

Me: *putting this on full volume when I’m home alone* Me: *hears the keys* Me: 1:48

When you finally get a world record and u celebrate: That one Asian kid: 0:21

"oh no my salad is ruined"

1:48 when it's 2nd April and your girlfriend is still pregnant

Teacher: this are the pillars of society. Me:"Pillars"? AyAyAyAy!

My cousin who doesn't watch anime just told me that im weird and I listen to Egyptian music lol

When all the Pillar Men become the ultimate life forms and dominate the world:

I showed this to an aztec man *He become one of the fitness gods*

Whoever haven't watched Jojo's is like virgin in his eyes

YES YES YES YES!

This makes me wanna sleep for thousands of years and wake up to see what hoomans are up tp

When you're losing in a CS:GO match and three Russians join your team