Jon Richardson Compares Having Kids To The Shining | Universal Comedy 

I actually know a couple who make a point to go "oops! Get up then, brush brush!" And they brush their kid off and send him on his way, and the kid legit never cries unless he's bleeding or broken something

My cousin's kid fell on the grass, everyone stoped and looked at him and i said "oh boy". He got up, said "oh boy" and continued running.

He's right though. I used to work in childcare, and we had several kids who would just laugh if they fell over because that's what their parents always did (not point and laugh, just a kind laugh). They only cried when they were actually seriously hurt. Then, one bloody day, a relief worker ran over and made a fuss when one of them had fallen. Ever since then that kid cried at the drop of a hat. Thanks woman ugh. The parents were pissed lol Little kids takes their ques from mum and dad as to how to respond and feel about things

He’s exactly right. When my kids would fall, I’d say “you’re ok, shake it off.” And that’s what they did.

He’s absolutely right. Little children are amazing when they look at you like you are a god! Problem is they grow and they understand you are clueless

his kid is almost old enough for this clip :D

“I tell you what, it’s not going on the fridge like that” 🤣🤣🤣

Exactly right! Don't react and neither will they (unless seriously hurt)

Oh, this is how my husband parents our kids. 😂 exactly how he parents them ! 😂😂😂😂😂

"You blow my mind" Brilliant!

I split my head open when I was 3 years old, and apparently was inconsolable.... because I was copying my mother's freaking out. The second my father took me for the stitches I was calm up until the needle was near me cuz my father tensed. (Big man who could flatten you by accident so I knew something was up) The point is kids copy your reaction, pretend they are fine and they will be. I didn't care my head was literally split open, I cared my mother was reacting poorly. I wasn't afraid of stitches, I was afraid that my mammoth of a father was afraid. If both had acted calmly (impossible in this situation I know) I wouldn't of opened my mouth or shed a tear. My son when he hurts himself looks to me for a reaction and it's usually me going 😬😬😬😬 which makes him crack up laughing. Unless they have been shot, laugh when your kids hurt themselves and they'll become stronger for it.

I have found being around children it's a toss up if you leave them on their own after they hurt themselves. Some will just get up and keep going. Other will start wailing and act like the world is coming down around them.

I cannot do the baby language with children. I would be the most serious parent.

@3.50 that is so true as long as its not a serious fall it works a treat, they almost always do it again to make you laugh again.

A big change of how his daughter comes and calls him a loser nowadays

Rule at my friend's house was count to 10 after you hear the THUD of a toddler hitting the deck before making eye contact. Legit watched a 3 y/o run full tilt, face first into the coffee table. Opened her mouth to cry, looked around to see if anyone was panicking, saw that no one was. She closed her mouth, shrugged it off, and went directly back to whatever she had been doing. Didn't make a peep.

He's so pretty 🥺

He's exactly right about kids falling over!!

"Don't tickle me like I'm a dog that's pissed on something." What?

It's about a 12 second window Jon...I'm living the life. 30 seconds and the last 18 seconds have been filled with a million different thoughts. Jaffa cakes being one of em

Man after my own heart 🤣🤣

Perhaps it was his comedy routine, but I can relate to everything he said. For example, I really like a boys choir, but they are 10,000 kilometres away, and I don't have to deal with the non-choir bits. I have a nephew who is 7 years old. I have never met him, and from what I have heard about him, never want to. But strangely, my dog loves kids, so I have become a good actor at pretending I like them too.

I love him

Oh looks like I'm number 31 - guess I'll do some bragging around the office today.

he is kinda right on the kids falling bit, me and the missus never coddle our son when he falls over (1.5 yrs ) we just go "oppsie! up you go!" in a giddy voice (unless we see him actually hurting himself) and now he whenever he faceplants he justs laughs and stands back up. my missus friend however coddles her kid for the most minute thing all the time, so whenever she trips or falls over, even just falling on her bum its hysterical tears and wailing for 20 minutes. and my missus friend cant even see how she has endorsed this behavior in her kid....

RIGHT SO THE LAST PART, IT'S NOT JUST ME WHO DOES THAT

I just say opsie daisy up we get and if theyve got dirt on them you help rub it off. Although silence isnt always good sometimes silence is worrying, had a kid fall over head first without putting their hands out (not sure how they managed it but I saw it happen and even I was like how). I heard the crack and they stayed on the floor silent, theyd cracked their skull open just the face of horror on their face. I carried them to the first aider after rolling them over because no one was listening to me shout from help (this was within a school). They looked like a proper beat up child for the next few weeks where they have a lovely merage of bruises on their face.

When my little nephew would fall, my mom and I would laugh and then make sure he’s okay. Help him up, make sure there aren’t any injuries, then encourage him to keep playing. No fuss, just “oh! Hahaha, you okay haha?” If he got up after a second and laughed, we knew he’d be fine.

not only do i no longer want kids but now i don’t want to eat this banana

Get up then, brush brush was how all boys were handled were I'm from. It made us learn to get up and try again if we failed.

yeah we'd say "oh! teehee, you went boom boom," when they fell so theyed laugh.

All my dad ever said was “shut up!” By the way I loved my Pop!

That thing about kids that just pliéed them ground with their nose. Actually laugh, like in a nice way, helps a lot. At least at my ones. If you’re like „Huh! Oh my!“ they’ll cry. If you go „hey buddy, sniffin‘ the ground again?“ or „oh is it nap time again?“ they’ll most certainly laughter with you

One of the most threatening stand up comedy video thumb nails ever

"The reason I want a relationship to work is because finally I'm starting to think I want kids" is anyone going to tell him you don't need to be in a relationship to have kids? Plenty of children need foster parents or adoption already.

I'm the same way when it comes to the coloring. If the colors are ridiculous, I can't stand it

I have to tell you that I have laughed at my kid when he fell over before and sometimes they laugh back, and other times they're mad at you and they think you basically made them fall so you could laugh at them

😂 I actually do laugh at the grandson an of course he doesn't cry too much soft sopping ruins kids

Fuckin welcome to being a parent lol

We actually did that with my niece, she had always been tough as nails (like her at the time 5 year old brother jumped on her and she just sat there like nothing happened) but we started cheering every time she fell as a baby and now she is a total badass, luke she wrestles with her 3 dogs, one if them is a fucking akida, if you know anything about akidas the fact that a young child wrestles with one for fun would drop your jaw

Also who's watching after he had his beautiful little one? 😍

he will have kids :D

I’m that Parent that will laugh at her children if they hurt themselves after I’ve told them not to do it again because they will hurt themselves and I have no sympathy.

And now he has a child

Audience was kinda dead

Facts not chat is right.

Why is there carpet in the kitchen?

Spitty banana......ewwww

Pete durr-vidson

This is supposed to be fun but I am socially fucked up like this...

Actual 4th mate! Get in !

The audience is so dry

Sixteenth mate, get on yer

It appears I’m first not to flex or anything

Eighth ❤️

69th like... tiger blood winning!

Seems like I'm 3rd not to brag or anything

Reading the comments it seems a couple of people think its a good idea to laugh at a child who has fallen/hurt themselves. Its really not. Jon is doing it for comedic effect - that should give you a clue.

Not funny. Something’s off.