JonTron's StarCade: Episode 7 - Star Wars Plug and Play 

“I tried that tactic on my grandpa to get him to stop drinking and throwing things, but all he did was *S C R E A M”*

*waves lightsaber around with one hand* I'M REAL

'The first 18 levels are easy, and then mom and dad stop caring'. We're there for you, Jon.

0:01 the show when im watching 0:19 the show when mom walks in

"First 18 levels are easy and then mom and dad stop caring." ... ... ...Ooooooooooh.

*WE ARE NOW PAPA HEPATITIS*

2:01 apparently C-3po is saying "wonderful we are now a part of the tribe"

"X-Wing docking. Right this way, Mr. Skywalker sir!" Genius, absolute genius.

What was lost has been returned. Welcome home Rockington

"It was packaged for the uh... wrong purpose." "X-WING DOCKING RIGHT THIS WAY"

"The first 18 levels are easy and then mum and dad stop caring." ~Jon Jafari, motivational speaker and philosopher.

4:48 "X-Wing docking, right this way sir!" Yes Jon. Just like what you said about this being packaged for the wrong purpose, that sir docking his X-Wing has two meanings.

I tried this tactic on my grandpops to get him to stop drinking and throwing stuff but all he did was screeaaaam

Welcome back rockington.

6:15 “THIS LOOKS LIKE IT PREDATES THE TRANSISTOR RADIO!” This always obliterates my ribs no matter the mood I’m in.

all he did was screeeeeem

My back still stings from that tattoo, Jon ;n;

"The first 18 levels are easy, and then mom and dad stop caring." Whoa, did that sound a bit too real to anybody else?

1:29 Darth Vader: "Oh, you don't like to hear my breathing, do you? Well then, take this!"

5:20 is the best part no 🧢

I tried this tactic on my grandpa to get him to stop drinking and throwing stuff but all he did was screeeaammm...

"Wonderful! We are now Papa Hepatitis." I... I have no words... I've gone numb... and it's hilarious.

"Papa Hepatitis" was my nickname in highschool.

Woah. That Vader plug and play was actually one of my first game devices. I actually loved that game when I was younger, so who knew I would hear of it again.

i would give away all my gold 2 get a personalized light saber jontron tattoo from jon

I want JonTron's plug and play to be a thing.

6:39 I used to have that when I was little. I spent hours upon hours on that thing and it was probably one of my first video games I actually put time and effort into. A classic

4:18 I had this as a kid and I immediately thought of it when I watched starcade EP1

I'm still stuck on level 23. The college loans fight.

0:20 That's what I call a Money Shot ;)

0:54 "LIGHTS ABER DUEL"

That last one triggered some font memories. I remember playing that when I was 8 on the crappy TV's we had in the Bahamas! It was the only source of entertainment that wasn't going outside!

Sinistar was freaking terrifying.

3:05 Not gonna lie, that’s pretty scary. Sinistar’s voice is absolutely kick ass though, and I love it.

6:42 actually have this thing. 10/10 would meme again.

Jon, can I just say how much you’ve caused me to bust a gut in the span of a singular video is awe inspiring? Well done, you walking pile of gorgeous satire!

*hides neck* FINALLY A STAR WARS GAME FOR MEEEE!

That lightsaber works better then the Kinect.

6:55 you don’t even understand the nostalgia you just gave me man, I remember playing this game every day as a kid

6:40 damm man I had that thing it was pretty great

Where can I buy the JonTron plug-and-play?

WE ARE NOW PAPA HEPATITIS. Fucking done. xD

3:16 jontron: I'm going I'm going!

7:13 Jon predicted cyberpunk :O

To be fair, that lightsaber game is still WAAAAAAAAAAY better than Star Wars Kinect. Uuuuuuuuuuggggghhhhhhhhhh..........

Okay this has been my favourite Starcade so far

Holy shit I had this I wonder if it was as good as I remember 5 mins later I was incorrect

"Beware!! I live!" Who doesn't remember sinistar. Thing always scared the hell outta me.

THANKYOU, SOMEONE KNOWS THE TRUE TERROR OF SINISTAR

First, no jontron haloween specials? Second, does Jon sound less energetic than usual, or is it just me

The plug and play that you first see in the cutscene was my child when i was younger

He sounds so excited about all of these It's quickly becoming clear why I never re-watched them before now

Well that was a fun eight minutes. see you in a couple months I guess.

Since you mentioned it Jon it is now time for a moment of silence. R.I.P Sir Christopher Frank Carandini Lee May 27 1922 to June 7th 2015.

Holy shit, I actually had the prequel plug n play with Gunship Battle and Grievous Assault

5:20 never ceases to make me chuckle

Oh man I hate it when my money is taken from my crotch.

0:17 Fallout 4 in a nutshell Sub bottle caps for coins

2:01 I’ve been annoying my friends with that phrase so many times and I refuse to stop

2:50 I would have actually paid more if this was just a customised xbox controller

**closes all porn tabs immediately to watch new Starcade**

I HAVE THAT SAME DARTH VADER ONE AM I COOL YET JON?!

Dude!! Those first games were my childhood! I love how retro they made them!

Papa Hepatitis lost it, always.

Holy shit I also had that game where the first 18 levels were easy then mom and dad stopped caring

we are now *papa hepititis.*

"The tactic you use here is very advanced. What you do is wait for the poor man''s Parkinson's to all encompassingly overwhelm him, and then you whack him as hard as you can before he snaps back into reality." I lost it hearing that.

Gun ship battle was actually my favorite. You had to destroy defenses on the ground and then pick up clone troopers and drop them off to take the territory

"Nah, not this one. The first 18 levels are too easy and then mom and dad gave up." WOW. I MEAN WOW.

First 18 levels are easy then mom and dad stop caring............HOLY SHIT ITS A METAPHOR FOR LIFE

I actually had one of these when I was a kid and seeing it after all these years awakened some deep memories and nostalgia inside me. :)

Bruh this is major nostalgia for me. I had the Darth Vader casing

Sinistar- "RUN COWARD" PTSD shit right there.

I had the Darth Vader plug and play as a kid. Holy shit I remember this! XD

Okay I most definitely own/owned that prequel darth vader plug and play Thanks for the nostalgia trip Jon!

5:19 “I tried this tactic on my grandpops to stop drinking and throwing stuff but all he did was *scream...”*

Guess this means so Halloween special this year ;_; That's fine though.

W E A R E N O W *P A P A H E P A T I T I S*

3:16 WHAT KIND OF UNEARTHLY PRIMAL SCREAM IS THAT??

7:27 That's pretty clever if I'm being honest.

so nobody is going to acknoledge Rockington's graceful return? what sick people watch this show?

Is it weird that every time one of these comes out, I go and rewatch all of the ones before it? I'm mildly obsessed with this series.

The first three games John Tron talked about i had all three, I never got very far into the Vader or millennium falcon casing games because when I was a kid at the time my ADHD was very out of control but just listening to the music and remembering the gameplay brings me back so much nostalgic joy, when I played the motion sensitive light saber game I remember reaching to the final level and beating Darth Vader, I was so happy I ran into my dad‘s room and jumped up and down on his bed, no lie I may go onto eBay and see if I can still buy a couple of these games just because they were some of the first video games I’ve ever played and they hold a special place in my heart

OMG! That last cockpit one was like my entire childhood! I can't believe I'm seeing it again.

Jon's right, Star Wars Sinistar would be great.

holy shit I used to have a darth vader controller before when I was a kid :S

I love the obscure video game music references in almost every video even ones that aren't about games. I recognized that SNES gradius 3 music instantly despite not having played it in over 20 years.

I actually grew up with the last one, it’s nice to see something I can relate to in a JonTron episode

"Beware, I live." I'm certain people remember Sinistar, that game was great!

The motion battle game was crazy fun, and helped further my interest in virtual reality. It was clunky but did the right things in small doses.

I looked to my left and saw the sensor for the Lightsaber game sitting on my shelf. Good times.

5:36 4 year old me with a toy lightsaber on Christmas morning.

My brother once played the Lightsaber game with a Hot Pocket. Those were the days.

FUUUUUNNNNYYYYYYY JOOOOOOKE HUH!?!?!?!

So recently I had a childhood recollection of my days playing star wars games back up in my childhood house. I don't know what provoked my recollection of those memories, but regardless, I began my search for the console and the game I played as a child. All I could remember was that I had a strange controller and one of the games was an arcade-style lightsaber duel. The second I saw the thumbnail of this video, I realized that my parents bought me a cheap plug and play star wars controller with arcade games on it. Thank you JonTron for helping me discover that my childhood sucked.

Its fun that I have such found memory's of most of these games. Know I have mix feelings about them being viewed so critically

I have a feeling that Jon's lack of enthusiasm was part of the joke. I mean, he's now lost all his money to these games, and is just terribly let down by their low quality. Besides, he just had a coingasm, come on guys, give him a break!

You could have called this episode Jontron jizzes money. And no one...

OMG THAT STUBBY LIGHTSABER GANE JUST BROUGHT BACK MEMORIES I DIDNT KNOW I HAD

I had literally all of these. I miss them.