"José Jalapeño on immigration" | Spark of Insanity | JEFF DUNHAM

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Jose Jalapeño and Peanut discuss immigration, in this clip from my 2007 special "Spark of Insanity." Enjoy!
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@Alayah-oh5js 3 месяца назад

Is anybody watching this in 2024

@evelynterry-krivan1267 2 месяца назад

Yes

@Midnight-Eclipse8 2 месяца назад

Yes

@Monkeevr6528 2 месяца назад

Sí

@Monkeevr6528 2 месяца назад

Sí

@BlueberryKing0609 2 месяца назад

Yep

@StephALowry29 9 лет назад

LOL "you're on a stick, stick ca-ca, jeff-fa-fa, ha-ha-ha!" I love Peanut!

@tdogwolf1581 9 лет назад

S Lowry Xd me too

@jimmyalonso4659 6 лет назад

Stephanie A. Lowry me too 😅

@lakyking5643 6 лет назад

It’s actually ha-ha-ha

@marissacorray6625 6 лет назад

400th like

@tatummoore9519 6 лет назад

I love that part! It’s freaking hilarious😂😂😂😂

@bacca4813 6 лет назад

"I'm going to hire Achmed to kill him." I'm done.

@Starsk25 4 года назад

Good idea. I'm not a big fan of Peanut.

@starwarzfan71 3 года назад

@@Starsk25 achmed is my favorite peanut & walter are tied for second place

@jasonmartinson7758 Месяц назад

Peanut is the funniest!

@littlemisslovli 7 лет назад

Holy shit! Peanut was on a roll tonight! He was being so savage! This is why I love Jeff's work, he makes them seem like they're their own person and he's hilarious! Never stop Jeff ❤️

@MrEggBoi Год назад

Well eventually we all stop

@tatummoore9519 6 лет назад

Peanut: “You’re on a stick…Stick ca ca, Jeff fa fa, ha ha ha” 😂😂😂😂😂 I swear I can’t breath

@pwingwes4128 4 года назад

"i Have a question for josee"

@jesse4767 2 года назад

Jeff Dunham always makes me laugh every time. And every time when I laugh I can't breath that my chest hurts 🤣😂❤️💕

@RyanSmith-mm4lk Год назад

💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯😘

@claudiagonzalez1615 Год назад

@@jesse4767same 😂😂😂😂

@_Cappe 9 лет назад

"Did you know he had another stick??" "I had no idea!" "Do you know what that meansss?" "What?" "It means that one comes ouT!!!!"

@_Cappe 9 лет назад

Mauro X. E. K. So what? HE DOESN'T HAVE AN AAAASS!!!

@_Cappe 9 лет назад

Mauro X. E. K. I KNOOOOOW ahahahhahahah

@cindikeane4718 9 лет назад

Saw Jeff a couple of years ago (2012?) and I r a ally love all his programs. I laugh hysterically even though I've seen them time-after-time. He's the best ventriloquist of all time.

@dwaynepowell7920 4 года назад

I do to

@Plusle843 3 года назад

I saw the clip once, but lost it. Anyone has a link? Thanks.

@tigergirl1023 7 лет назад

stick - cah -cah jeff - fa -fa ha-ha-ha

@shaneilexteen4830 4 года назад

I laughed so hard

@mysticleo1446 4 года назад

That got me so good I nearly died laughing 😂😂😂

@tonygreen2203 4 года назад

This is the best one he did

@shannonraymartin3176 4 года назад

😂😆😂😆

@shannonraymartin3176 4 года назад

Peanut IS CRAZY😜😁

@-axesandrabbits-9441 3 года назад

Peanut is by far the most offensive, obnoxious, and rude characters this guy works with. He's my favorite

@zorro456 2 года назад

That is kind of the point.

@thegrimjeepers Год назад

Ong

@AlexxeMJFAN Год назад

True❤

@claudiagonzalez1615 Год назад

Same

@nightangel972000 Год назад

For me it a tie between Peanut and Walter.

@bethsunde6931 8 лет назад

Josè- I have my green card peanut- where is your green card? Josè- it's in my other stick *Jeff and peanut both look down*

@ziiofswe 8 лет назад

Peanut: "Did you know it comes out?" Jeff: "I had no idea..."

@ccorpses 6 лет назад

Beth Sunde daaang

@detromeseckro9378 6 лет назад

Beth Sunde LMAO

@juanjimenez6281 6 лет назад

*josé

@tauto1492 5 лет назад

They're both thinking the same thing, and it ain’t pretty

@xtina3569 8 лет назад

"So, José, when you're typing... *gasp* OH I'm SORRY! " Me: HAHAHAHAHAHA *dies laughing*

@carultch 8 лет назад

Talk about hunt and peck.

@RandiTheMarioFan64 3 года назад

@@carultch I'm sorry José

@MrEggBoi Год назад

@@RandiTheMarioFan64 is okay I’m going to hire Achmed to kill him

@Aestheticnori 5 месяцев назад

“So Jose when you’re typing.. ohhh I’m sorryyyy” gets me every time 😂😂😂 @1:55 😭😭

@YaBoiEye 8 лет назад

Sesame Street would be really enjoyable if peanut was in it.

@ChrisKoraltan 8 лет назад

yeah no

@MissAfricanAmerican99 8 лет назад

ikr

@suttybuddy7273 8 лет назад

That would be awesome

@carultch 8 лет назад

What exactly is Peanut supposed to be?

@moviesandgameplaywithjessi5669 8 лет назад

@joeypacelli1017 8 лет назад

Peanut: I have a question for Jose (Josie). José: My name is José. Peanut: Oh, I'm sorry, I thought we were in America speaking frickin' English. But, I didn't see a little "chicka" (') over the e, which magically changes Jose (Josie) into frickin' José. And I didn't see a "nya" (~) over n, which changes Jalapeno into Jalapeño. So a "nya" (~) over the n and "chicka" over the e… two keys I can never frickin' find on a frickin' keyboard... Apparently It's a secret known only to the Mexicans. So, José, when you're typing-- Oh, I'm sorry...

@meganfreelove1551 8 лет назад

lol

@MiguelSanchez-xx6fu 8 лет назад

I can't find those keys either I feel so frickin' stupid

@SamFisherify 8 лет назад

+Mia Sanchez in spanish speaking countries, they're on normal keyboards... ñññññññññ

@MiguelSanchez-xx6fu 8 лет назад

José José José José I figured it out 😊😊😊😊😁😁😁😁😂😂

@sydney_skyler_nerds9318 8 лет назад

do you mean josé

@joeypacelli1017 8 лет назад

Jeff: Good evening, José José: Hola, señor, "Heff" Jeff: Alright. It's good to see you José: Gracies, señor "Heff" Peanut: 'scuse me! Jeff: What? Peanut: Who the hell is "Heff"? Jeff: He said Jeff Peanut: No, he said "Heff" Jeff: It's the same thing Peanut: Uh, NO, it's not. José, what'd you say? José: I say señor "Hgeff" Peanut: What the fu-- now he said "Hgeff"! Jeff: It's all the same Peanut: Wha-- Didn't you watch Sesame Street? Jeff is Jeff, Heff is Heff, and Hgeff is Hgeff (Singing) One of these things just doesn't belong here!

@huntergames9983 8 лет назад

+Joey Pacelli and your on a stickaka jefafa hahaha (peanut cracks me up xD)

@meganfreelove1551 8 лет назад

lol

@meganfreelove1551 8 лет назад

+Hunter Games lol

@jonathangood6857 8 лет назад

lol

@sheltonpowers9028 8 лет назад

S cancel reply

@Jayden-we8rl 5 лет назад

"You're A Jalapeno" "Ci Señor..... on a stick" "RIGHT!" "You're A Mexican Jalapeno" "on a stick" "RIGHT!" "Are You A LEGAL Mexican Jalapeno?"

@ruby2312 4 года назад

On a stick

@Plusle843 3 года назад

@@ruby2312 "RIGHT!"

@CinnamonLovesYou704 3 года назад

0:13-0:31 I CAN'T STOP REPLAYING. THESE SCENES HAD ME WEAK 💀💀💀💀💀

@blackcattheultimatemoonwal4935 2 года назад

Peanut is hilariously funny, sarcastic, and silly 😂😂😂

@t.abellard6280 4 года назад

"Jeff is Jeff, Heff is Heff and Hcheff is Hecchheeeff" (singing) "One of these things just doesn't *BELONG HERE!* " (nods)

@BennyLlama39 3 года назад

'Tonight's show is sponsored by the sound *KXXXX!"* 😀

@GEEKFREAK01 2 года назад

I use to watch this a lot as a kid & i cried laughing at peanut's chaotic humor. Really can't believe this is now 15 years old

@augielindabarajas5959 4 года назад

Peanut: with the chku over the ee- two keys I can never freakin find on a freakin KEYBOARD!!! I'm done, I love peanut😂😂😂

@Mmc9383 2 года назад

When peanut and jeff both look down and look at each other the exact same time it feels so real truly the best ventriloquist ever

@roddupre8314 7 лет назад

I know mr Dunham doesn't read these things, but, I would love to see a full 15+ minutes routine of Jose and peanut doing an all out "yo moma" battle! No holds barred!

@brendamartin9816 3 года назад

Yaaa

@mylifemilton5892 2 года назад

me too

@kimberliebrown2454 2 года назад

Genius!!!!

@MonsterStar2006 2 года назад

I would love to see that!!

@georgemaster4225 2 года назад

@@MonsterStar2006 I would be falling off my couch with loud laughing 🤣🤣🤣

@tjax-quackersracing3597 5 лет назад

0:59 laughing at Walmart

@Heckandback 8 лет назад

Peanut: BUT I didn't see the little *chku* over the e, which magically changes Josie into fricken José. and I didn't see the *nyuh* over the n which turns halaPEENYO into jalapeño. The *nyuh* over the n, and the *chku* over the e, two keys cannot fricken find on a fricken KEYBOARD!

@invadarfnw4268 7 лет назад

So José, when you're typing- (gasp) OH I'M SORRY

@lozereli9613 7 лет назад

Apparently, it's a secret known only to the Mexicans.

@mesanineofficial 7 лет назад

Lol I die at that part cause it reminds me of how I feel when I want to speak Spanish on my game and I cant Lol

@mesanineofficial 7 лет назад

and when he asks Jose if hes legal

@luvmibebes84 7 лет назад

+ZeXal Finatic Kerth ratliff .

@glitter2664 3 года назад

I love Jeff he is sooo talented that got a nice close up and you still cant see his mouth moving his characters are literally alive

@andrewmiller5126 Год назад

You can still see his throat moving, though I don't think there's much he can do about that.

@leahdoesntlikeyou1062 3 года назад

"I'm sorry. We aren't in America speaking English." -Peanut, the first karen ever

@mattbair2002 4 года назад

Jose: Sometimes I'm afraid for my life Jeff: Why? Peanut: Taco Bell 😂😂😂😂😂

@leeboyzmama 5 лет назад

0:26 I love it. Jeff is jeff, heff is heff, and HRRETH is HRRRRRRETH

@REHSWARGT 3 года назад

"one of these things just doesn't BELONG HERE!"

@michaelellison3561 8 лет назад

peanut: stick kaka Jeff fafa haha

@blazeyamasaki 8 лет назад

lmao.

@sararobert9855 5 лет назад

"So José when you're typing... Oh I'm SORRY !" 😂😂😂 Peanut is the best x)

@HeyyBrxnden 2 года назад

I don’t get it

@sararobert9855 2 года назад

@@HeyyBrxnden José doesn't have hands, he can't type :)

@snowyboi123 4 года назад

I was dying when peanut said 0:08 (:Who the hell is heff:)

@DkKombo 5 лет назад

"Did you know he had another stick?" "I HAD NO IDEA!"

@ChristianSumn 5 лет назад

"Stick-ka-ka, jeff-fa-fa, ha-ha-ha." I died 😂😂😂

@abbymiller2403 3 года назад

Christian Sumner same here! I didn’t introduce myself, my name is abby and I’m 19 and I’m obsessed with Jeff Dunham

@ChristianSumn 3 года назад

@@abbymiller2403 it's nice to meet you Abby.

@Bunn7667 7 лет назад

1:19 Oh I'm sorry i thought we were American speaking frickin English me dying of laughter 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

@unclefestersworld3180 5 лет назад

WOW, the number of people who can type what was said in the video...someone get these people a job quick. I am so glad you guys typed what was said, it all makes perfect sense now. (eye roll)

@hermionegranger5008 5 лет назад

I will always love this part Peanut: Your on a stick, stick-ca-ca jeff-fa-fa ha-ha makes me laugh Everytime😂😂😂😂

@kellyreynolds5948 8 лет назад

"One of these things just doesn't belong here!" Love it. Peanut is the best and so is Jose.

@marsgaming7914 4 года назад

This gesture 1:04 had me killed for a minute 😂😂😂

@FinnishGuy47 7 лет назад

A ~ over the N and a ´ over the E are two keys I can never freaking find on a freaking KEYBOAAARD!! Apparently it's a secret known only to the Mexicaaans! So Jose when you're typing-- OH, I'M SORRY!!

@An_excellent_YouTube_account 5 лет назад

FinnishGuy47 talk about hunt and peck.

@pwingwes4128 4 года назад

@@An_excellent_RU-vid_account So José when your typing, *ooh oh I'm sorry!*

@luckyonegrado9794 5 лет назад

This pair is brilliant. 😂😂

@TheFlash3237 7 лет назад

Si señor I have my green card. It's in my other stick! hahahahahaha 😂😂😂 cracks me up everytime!

@hollieb0 7 лет назад

Peanut and Jose are my favorites

@jamescannon7935 7 лет назад

achmed is my favorite

@astralqueen1306 7 лет назад

Mine are Peanut, Jose, Achmed, and Walter

@Carolinareaper4 7 лет назад

Hollie Ann is josè. With a chucka of the e

@redviper5702 7 лет назад

Hollie Ann same

@jahiddle 7 лет назад

You forgot the chku over the e!

@OhMacaroniO 6 лет назад

Are you a legal Mexican jalapeño?😂😭

@gabbylemii3884 3 года назад

On a stick

@HarleyQuinn-pv2md 4 года назад

Never watch this when ur eating or drinking! I spit my water all over my room 🤣🤣 bravo Jeff, bravo 🤣🤣

@12eclipsegirl12 6 лет назад

Peanut: Where is your green card? José: It's in my other stick. (Jeff and Peanut look at his stick then at each other.) Peanut: (Whispers) Did you know he had another stick? Jeff: (Whispers) I had no idea.

@HinataElyonToph 3 года назад

Peanut: (whispers) you know what that means? Jeff: (whispers) what? Peanut: (whispers) that means THAT one COMES OUT!

@R.a.y.n.e_ 6 лет назад

0:54-0:59 "stick-ka-ka, Jeff-fa-fa...ha-ha-ha" 😂😂😂😂😂

@xtina3569 6 лет назад

"So Jose, when you're typing... * GASP * Oh, I'm SORRY!" GOLD. FCKING GOLD.

@ssbthekidnextdoor6713 7 лет назад

man Jeff Dunham is awesome I'm laughing right now i love the acts with peanut and Jose jalapeno😂😁😄😅

@KaylanTheRadster 7 лет назад

they're my favorite

@DaKingOfCurlz 7 лет назад

+Gamer Girl same

@ihavenocreativeideasforach5530 7 лет назад

Gamer Girl I agree

@tymiller9032 7 лет назад

Tristan Thornhill I laugh my ass of

@addisonrae2357 5 лет назад

1:17*peanut*OH IM SORRY I THOUGHT WE WERE IN AMERICA SPEAKING FRICKING ENGSLISH *😂😅

@voidman6035 4 года назад

Peanut is and will always be my favorite of all of your characters ...u are such an accomplished and talented and of course gifted talent that brings so much joy to billions of people, even in there lowest of low times in there lifes, you can't help but to laugh when you watch your amazing performance....u are truly such a positive soul to this really sad and broken world.,,for that I can't thank you enough for all that you do for so many everyday..,real talk and no butt kissing intended in any way..,Bless you and wishing you many many more years and years of success to come Jeff...100% :--)

@lexthenightwing4214 3 года назад

Not even a minute into the video and I was already crying with laugh laughter. Jeff's Dunham is the best.

@Averagebasementman 8 месяцев назад

0:45 old tv when there’s nothing on

@daquotamiller4014 3 года назад

I laughed my ass off when I saw Jeff and peanut look at his stick then at each other, made my sides hurt

@SeaWolfEntertainment 4 года назад

I like how he insults everything and everyone. It’s hilarious

@kmuhammadshah7839 3 года назад

I'm dying laughing 😂 peanuts is too much, I love him 💜

@hannekeschlogl 3 года назад

Josè: He's An idiot peanut: you're on a stick. stick-k-k. jeff-fa-fa. Ha ha haaa

@thcemen619 5 лет назад

2:38 made me laugh hard

@zirathelion7970 7 лет назад

peanut: so josé when your typing, OH I'M SORRY!

@tylerwells1333 3 года назад

talk about hunt and peck!😂🤣😂🤣

@22_Will 2 года назад

“Jeff is Jeff, heff is heff and HECCHFF IS HEEEECHFF.” “🎵ONE OF THESE THINGS JUST DOESN’T BELONG HERE. 🎵”

@Te_Toa 4 года назад

You can hear the Aussie voice coming out 2:25

@makaylachapman1704 6 лет назад

Peanut: Where is your green card? Jose': It's in my other stick. Me: LMAO 😂😂🤣😃

@emilyhutz3142 5 лет назад

1:05 this how you look at your mom when you know you said something you weren't supposed to and you don't wanna get in trouble 😂

@abcdefgh6121 Год назад

1:05 Jeff's hand movement for peanut was so lit 🔥🔥

@marykatesquillaciotti1841 5 лет назад

THESE TWO CRACK ME THE HELL UP.

@briannalawson845 8 лет назад

This show is a classic, it Is so... Funny, and José is a classic. My mom watches this all the time.

@bman3794 Год назад

We need a Peanut animated series. For the love of god we need one!!!!

@katherineduke9042 4 года назад

LOVE PEANUT SO DAMN HILARIOUS

@MrSailmakers 6 лет назад

Peanut taking potshots at Jose is just awesome

@alexwilson1878 3 года назад

I love Peanut, he's hilarious

@trevoncarteriii530 7 лет назад

Stick-ca-ca Jeff-Fa-Fa Hah-Hah

@TraxxasBoy520 7 лет назад

Lol

@williamspidermankidgamer5652 6 лет назад

Trevon Carter III

@williamspidermankidgamer5652 6 лет назад

What hell

@user-dr3tq7fk6b 8 месяцев назад

"2 things I could never find on a fricken keyboard" lol got me cracked up 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@S117M4sterChief 5 лет назад

0:54 It’s moments like this at make me hold my head and smile

@LeeAndergen 7 лет назад

0:53 Best

@abbierutledge5820 9 лет назад

I love you! You bring so much life into the characters that I think they are real sometimes. Your amazing don't stop being frickin hilarious

@MrCottle50 5 лет назад

I love how JD can make this guys look alive!

@malirain1076 8 лет назад

Stick-ka-ka,Jeff-fa-fa,Ha-ha-ha.I freaking died hahahaha!

@acefamilyfan4718 5 лет назад

I LOVE PEANUT🤣 HE MAKES ME DIE ALLL THE TIMMMMMEEEE!! Like if u agree!

@gewoonkilahtjelassedargeld5654 3 года назад

We learned something: Internet exists in the Afterlife.

@PotatoTune 3 года назад

Peanut's way too exciting 😆😆😆 having a friend like him would be wonderful

@RichardGarza-zo9mo 10 месяцев назад

Peanut is just too much. He makes me laugh. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Theboyisminelover 3 года назад

0:19🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@shadowrush001 8 лет назад

what were some of the first phrases in enlgish did you learn? "will you help me push my car?" "does this ID look real?" will you stop it? "where's the nearest home depot?" stop it! "actually the last one was true" maybe he got his second stick there.