Josuke Speedruns Part 5 

"I'd turn you old, but your haircut is already out of date" Damn, truly a last words of all time.

Imagine “MADO IN HEAVENU” And Jolyne goes like “So its the same type of stand as Stone Free”

Best part is, since this is another of Diavalo’s death, this is cannon

7 page Dora is something I never knew I never knew I needed until now

This isn't Crazy Diamond, this is Crazy Josuke

Giorno: finally I have my own adaptation Josuke: no

"How's he gonna beat ki-" "My nephew taught me a trick" That was a clever spin on that joke, well played lol

I kinda wish that Josuke’s plot armor against Diavolo would be that he “fixed” erased time just like how GER’s revert-to-zero works, but this works too

You already know "So it's the same type of stand as Star Platinum" and "Star Platinum: The World". Now, get ready for "So it's the same type of stand as Crazy Diamond" and "Crazy Diamond: King Crimson". Man, can't wait for hearing Johnny saying "It's standin time " and then trying to understand what tf he said...

“My name is Higashikata Josuke. My stand is called Crazy Diamond. It’s a close range power type stand with immense strength, speed and precision. Though its target range is small, it can throw punches faster than a ho-hum speed like 60km/h. I’ve never actually measured it but if it gets closer, it can go about 300km/h. It possesses the ability of being able to fix any destroyed object or living creature it touches though it is unable to heal me, the user. Crazy Diamond has already fixed the 10 seconds of time that you erased using your King Crimson. Now that we are both moving at the same time, why don’t we see whose stand punches harder?” _DORA intensifies_

You have reached the best ending: now every gigachad of Italy is wearing a pompadeur.

Another moral of the story. The joestars have the ability called" so it's the same type of stand as"

Everyone: *shitting on josukes haircut* Meanwhile josuke having most normal haircut among part 5 characters

Me: expecting Josuke to counter King Crimson out of sheer rage Josuke: Pulling out a part 3 Jotaro Me: 😯😯😯

virgin giorno (he needed requiem) chad josuke (someone insulted his hair)

The moral of this story: Never insult someone's hair style.

Jotaro moment

Josuke said "screw it I'm not just using plot armor, I'm using a whole plot military base"

Bruno: a stand that can heal people and fix object might come in useful in our mission Mista: heh it looks like it can fix everything except his hairstyl- *GUIDO MISTA - DECEASED*

Josuke: Docter, I'm thinking that I may have angry issue. Docter: lmao

imagine going to italy and seeing everyone having pompadour hairstyle

"my stand is crazy diamond." - Josuke "my name after giving birth is crazy diamond." captions💀💀

1:44 he punched Diavolo so hard that his stand became GER

Wait you actually got voice lines of every VA making hair insults,this channel's evolving

Happy ending for Josuke everyone is adopting his haircut Also Jotaro taught him well to make his stand the same type if stand as the villain lmao

This is basically just Josuke in “Watch Your Mouth!” Mode from All-Star Battle R.

So we got a new stand called Crazy diamond: King crimson....

I thought Josuke would just be too angry to be affected by King Crimson.

Perfection, josuke finally gets to beat the main antagonist

I would assume that Josuke would be so blinded by rage that he could function in the skipped time without being weirded out by the skip or he would reverse the skipped time by healing it or something

クレイジーダイヤモンドと同じタイプのスタンドは笑うわ

crazy diamond ZA WARUDO

I would actually love if Crazy Diamond’s counter for being the same type of stand was that he could repair time and reintroduce the deleted time.

This is such a great twist the fact that there was : 1. 7 page dorarara 2. So it's the same type of stand as Crazy diamond 3. Josuke is Unbreakable

Crazy diamond requeim over heaven:The world, since he learned those words " *So it's the same type of stand* " shit

Possibly the best thing I have witnessed in my life.

I appreciate the usage of the ASBR insults for josukes hair

Funny enough of the diavolo thing actually makes sense. His stand ability is to return things to a previous state. He's just returning the removed time back into its original state.

cant believe josuke singlehandedly destroys the italian mafia just cuz they pointed out the steak on his head

How to defeat Josuke 1) Give him a haircut.

This is the kind of story you get in fighting games when all of the characters have to have a campaign where they face the same final boss.

In fact that Josuke just beat the shit out of everybody

7 Pages DORA!!!!

"So its the same typ of stand as crazy diamond" This part head me Laugh so hard

That's how Josuke became a Mafia Boss

After watch this, I realized that Josuke as a main character of part4. He should have a fight against Kira using Bite da Dust, and fighting him after returning from the past (where he saves himself when he was a kid). The final fight could be done in another dimension where Kira use to travel to the past, and there Josuke acquires a new ability to restore space-time. This new ability would make sense now to fight Diavolo

Now I wanna see Giorno with a pompadour

GOD DAMN IT! The only reason Josuke couldn't defeat Kira alone is because he didn't insult his hair.

I thought Crazy Diamond's ability already countered King Crimson by restoring the time discarded. At the same time, The Hand has the same ability to discard time as King Crimson as well.

Lmao I thought he was going to fix time itself when he fought Diavolo lol. I can see them doing something like that in Part 3 lol. Destroy time? I’ll FIX time!

time manipulating stand: *exist* Jojo protagonist: So they're the same type of stand

Even Diavolo with King Crimson cant evade Crazy Diamond dorara Rohan : "First Time?"

damn imagine josukes stand being actually the most powerful one in the show, it would be so fricking cool man

I like how the beatdrop perfectly aligned with the "my name is higashikata josuke"

Casual reminder that since Diavolo died, this is technically canon.

"My name is Higashikata Josuke, my stand's name is Crazy Diamond.." Josuke giving Diavolo the Shigechi treatment

As an Italian, I see more pompadours nowa days. Thanks josuke.

Crazy diamond: looks like za warudo Also crazy diamond: can erase time

Everyone in Italy rocking Josuke's 90s hair cut as a trend is the craziest thing I ever seen.

Would've been so funny if Josuke could counter King Crimson by simply reversing the breaking effect of Time Erase, lol

the secret Joestar technique is to run the secret kujo technique is to "so it's the same type of stand as mine"

0:53 YES THAT'S THE SHIT THAT I WANT

"My nephew told me a secret trick" So it's the same type of stand as crazy diamond

Josuke was,is,and will be my favourite jojo

'So is the same type of stand as Crazy Diamond..'

I love how sounds gets louder when he punches diavolo.

Josuke: "so your king crimson is the same type of stand as my crazy diamond" ☠️

Josuke: Crazy diamond time resume!!!!!

Josuke's bizzare hairstyle adventures

Bro, Guiacchio and Josuke would be really cool acctually. The two most pissed of guys fighting eachother.

Dissing Josuke's hair: "Plot armor activated."

Only Pesci, Melone, Formaggio, Risotto, and all of the elite guard were spared from Josuke’s wrath

Josuke learned the Kujo secret technique

*"Oi Josuke, Have you found that kid yet. You haven't reported anything for a week"*

Sticky Fingers seems to be the same type of stand as Crazy Diamond as well, it put a zipper at 0:07

It's nice how you used that mega violation prosciutto said to josuke when he insulted his hair from jojo asbr

Formaggio,Illuso,Pesci,Risotto,Melone got off easy because they didnt insult his haircut

amazing, i couldn t have dream better.

that one papadour hairstyle enjoyer:

Guess this is the timeline that most of La Squadra doesn’t die terribly in.

1:23 the 7 page Dora Dora

josuke really did a "7 page dora" ☠️

Josukes crazy hairy adventures

Imagine if Crazy Diamon's ability was able to RESTORE Time therefore it nullifies time erasure?

I'm glad that meme format is getting popular. Personally, more often than not I root for the villian in JoJo just because of that type of bs victories having to do nothing with outsmarting the opponent and finding the obscure counter to an overpowered ability, but straight up pulling the Deus ex machina card and winning "because justice dhould prevail". In no part this "F u to the face" was more straightforward than in p5 with GRE.

As an Italian I can confirm we would all collectively gang up on any foreigner and make fun of their hair for absolutely no reason

This is how you do jojo, just get mad and then get iconized Then Asspull with the “Same stand type”

Josuke’s angry noise sounds like the gorilla from gorilla glue ads

I Josuke Higashikata have a wonderful hair

josuke went bald from being told so much that his hair is weird

Ur next line is Diavolo died so it canon

bro unlocked time stop and 7 page dora

You know the drill: something something Diabolo died, something something canon.

If Jolyne would've said "So it's the same type of Stand as Stone Free" when seeing Made in Heaven Part 6 would've had a very different ending.

"crazy diamond:king crimson" Bro pulled the ultimate jotaro move

that guy was not as pissed off as jouske was about to be

This is technically cannon if Diovalo dies

Bro adding Zucchero & Sale has to be one of the greatest things I’ve ever seen

Really enjoyed how the music was timed with the speech in skipped time. (: Keep up the good work.

I thought of what would happen if josuke was in part 5 and that last part with CD being the same as kc was fucking awesome and I wanted to see what would happen if he te'd first and got the jump on diavolo