JURASSIC PARK WITH ELVES | Total War: Warhammer 2 

no ur bad

Rekt kiddo

TheRussianBadger Badjur has spoken

TheRussianBadger Damn, that was like... fucking mean

hot

these aren't even the 40k dark elves.....

@@antknees5597 40K or not, you put Dark Elves in a Warhammer universe of any kind, they're bound to be into some nasty shit, that's just facts. (No pun intended)

Y’all a bunch on n’wahs

It is incestuous

I'm here to tell you all that Malekith and his mother are, in fact, in an incestuous on/off relationship broken up by murder plots in which one tries to kill the other in between the times where Malekith is banging elf mommy goth pussy.

i like that, imagine doomslayer somehow combine his armor with the space marine armor? man i want to see that

Grey Knight x Doom Guy is Demon extinction

@@caedes4367 But on a Multiverse level

@@alejandroelluxray5298 at least

@@RenanARodrigues So just really thick doom slayer

I’m confused, there are other builds besides Carnosaur Doomstack?/s

@@mikerman1220 skink priest on stegadon doomstack

@@mikerman1220 yes, its called a saurus oldblood doomstack. Basically just carnosaurs but better.

Its called field as many war lighting cannons as possible

@@mikerman1220Doomwheels only with Ikit

Dark elves moment

*OH GOD*

And that is canonically the way of the Druchii.

*CEASE YOUR SLAVERY AND MAX OUT T-REKTY!!!!!*

Thats Not a Knife, This is a Knife I saw this and read it in sync with him as he said it

i'm gonna build large pens and each of them will have one type of dinosaurs, feral Carnosaurs, feral cold ones, feral Stegadons, Kroxigars, Pteranodon units, and feral bastiladons and have a Slann overlord named "john hammond" and be a friendly race

Croikey, she is a beaut

"look at her just ripping that elf to pieces - isn't she gorgeous!!"

I want you to know that the game has execution animations and one of hte animations is where hte krox will go into a death roll

How do you feel about Nakai now?

😢

Honestly

SurrealBeliefs is a good guy to watch. He keeps it interesting g by also talking about Warhammer lore which is incredibly detailed and quite interesting.

Admiral Apathy Surrealbeliefs makes great content for that.

Can confirm

Wild, to be the 666th like on your comment. Badger could have an army by now

thank you for that image. and they're russian, so they've probably drunk so much vodka that they don't even care what they're attacking. oh wait. they don't care in the first place. well, it makes them more ferocious, which is nice.

Fear the Honey badger.

And sending a whole squad of Soviet Wombles.

maximum cheese

Ollanius Pius how is this not pinned?

lol

iPaleo jeez just straight to the facts

*MAXIMIZE FREEDOM

This needs to be the new Hamilton, much more educational

And that, kids, is why the electoral college exists.

No, enlaved. Werent you listening?

Bet you're a kerillian main...

You forgot SlaveSpear

IM A BLOODY BATTERING RAM (Gets hooked by hook rat)

@@majorchaos5000 **OI, WE'RE THE BLOODY UBERSREIK FIVE, OR 4, IT DOESN'T MATTER**

*JOJO FANS HAVE ENTERED THE CHAT*

Bestinslot fans have entered the chat!

LoL

All praise Raptor Jesus

Praise be Raptor jesus

Or... It's a play on words of THE TRAGEDY OF MACBETH!!!!

Ivo Vonbank r/woosh

@@ivovonbank8895 No shit

I totally agree with you.

Jonathan Taylor agreed

Same

Yee yee

yes

True enough, but Wounded *is* a thing and their Leadership will be less-than-optimal…

Heresy.

I know this is late but it’s the fighting that’s in real time while the turns are when you move around on the overworld and construct buildings or build more armies

@@KanetheSpaceWolf you're not as late as me 😐

ZedMercury you’re not as late as me.

@@nightmareparty5224 or me

I thought that was the Confederate state of elves?

You mean the same dragons that the dwarves butchered like swine in the war of the beard? Nah I’ll stick with giant dinosaurs.

@@1stcaptainraldoron538 Excuse you but I mean the dragons that are strong enough to destroy Greater Daemons of Nurgle in one blast of Hellfire.

Yeah but skaven got rocets, and they blew up a moon, killed the most powerfull mage, created a desise that melted a T Rex soooooo oh and they have the most powerfull assasin in the existence so i dont think they have a problem whit a fling lizard.

@@annusandras4232 and now they have nukes.

No... That's why there's Lionheartx10, Heir Of Carthage and all the other TW RU-vidrs.

I love that, and also I think this game looks awesome. Price is a bit too high, though.

Rhinownage yah I bought the first one still play it I like the game Prolly gunna buy the second one soon

1 milksops hype!!

shit son. sucks that youtube had to go bad first.

Clint Woodley Regular uploads do wonders

Yeah, he has been deserving a lot more than 1mil for a while.

A T L O N G L A S T

Veggie Secks 👌M👌E👌T👌O 👌O👌

lmao we try but we dont know how to tie knots to hang ourselves, am i roight fellas?

SASprice SAS THAS ROIGHT MAITEY

Your profile picture made that unlimitedly better

M A X I M I Z E S L A V E R Y

well all illegal immigrants would prolly leave the us faster than they can say taco

Scorpion Trumpasaurous rexes!

@@swedeonhisway8608 bitch have you ever eaten chicken? Just imagine there's several tons of it and it's all dark meat and I imagine it Cooks beautifully

Lol

This isn't THAT Warhammer

Wrong one this is fantasy

"No exterminitus? What is this warp spawn. I can't cleanse the Hersey, commander." "The emperor has failed us. Fall back!"

@@astrodreamer946 "The emperor has failed us? HERETIC! SUBMIT YOURSELF TO THE COMMISSAR!"

*BURN THE HERETICS* *BURN THE XENOS* FOR THE *EMPEROR* !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nice. ( r y u g a )

BROTHER *WHERE ARE THE BLOOD RAVENS!!!!!!!* *_BROTHER!!!!!!!_*

Anything with a big ass dragon or dinosaur is the best possible mythology.

Pibz shadow of collosus

Panther somewhweeeerrrreeee over the rainbowwwwwww way up highhhhhh

Who use fuze with a shield

A Magical Bucket The guy who has a RU-vid name Panther

Fuze shield ain’t bad his fucken Pmm pistol is great it’s got a fast reload and high dmg

Lizardmen is the most hilarious to play next to Skaven.

Jman LPGuy honestly surprised he didn't play skaven, man acted like he *couldn't* bring miniguns, poison gas, and green rocks to sword fight

wrong. simply incorrect. Shogun2 then some more with a side of extra Shogun2

Correction: Step 1: play Rome TE or Medieval 2 TW (just pick one of these and dont bother for other one). Step 2: If you liked the gameplay, play Empire or Napolion TW so you can try some modern era staff. Step 3: If you didnt like gunpowder era then get shogun 2 VANILA with all DLCs. If you liked gunpowder era then get Fall of the samurai. Step 4 : If you like shogun get ready for some MASSIVE changes (because if you dont like them then stop on Shogun 2) go play Rome 2 so you can get feeling for mechanics of army/campaign menagment of newer TW games. Step 5 (ok this is last one): If you could play Rome 2 then GO BUY EVERY TW WARHAMMER GAME WITH ALL LORD PACKS DLCS! Enjoy.

/\aron ikr

He talked about dinosaurs for a whole minute

its fucking dinosaurs its justified

/\aron its called editing and jump cuts

Jump cuts shorten things, though...

LDaveEvan Ew that means you either went outside or looked out of the window

LDaveEvan lmao

LDaveEvan Outside is for fucking hippies,Nigga

prove it

nice!

Minifridge B O M U R S O M P S I N

Ned YOU MEAN 🅱️🅰️RT 🅱️🅰️MPS🅾️N

The soviets won with stratgey and tactics. The Soviet army was smaller then the German army until stalingrad and they had constent shortages of men...The germans only felt the so called relentless "soviet" hord because of Soviet Strategy that maybe felt like a hord to the germans but was actually genius achivement of planing and effective manegment of resources and Maskirovka tactics

well, get your nutbuster out and start busting nuts.

did it for 10 minutes ago :(

Wrong Warhammer.

MastaSensi shut your mouth. Yes we can.

Paladin Danse he was being sarcastic

MastaSensi no shit

You would totally play the high elves

You, sir, are a champion. Vanilla ice cream all the way. Heck yeah.

Levi Fridriksson im with you

I’m almost bored of Siege videos lol

Only when’s he’s fucking paid though how does no one else notice this?

Bichie Richie idgaf as long as its a good video

Subbed to him originally because of that lol

69 likes. *NOICE*

He is actually a lizardman

HAHAHAHAHAH

he's fake

It's just you >D

No, I see it too

Its the horns

*F O O L !*

heresy only 40k

30k has our main men rogal “I have a mortarion iron guardsman for a stick in my a**” dorn, Magnus “the ketchup bottle with magic powers” the red, Ferrus “flesh is weak, and I am a arse” Manus, Leeman “I was raised by wolves and I love melee combat” Russ, Lion “suck it chaos” el’johnson, Vulkan “I want to boop the snoot and burn the xenos” He’Stan, Konrad “I flay people alive for committing small crimes” Curze, Angron “I can’t calm the hell down”, Roboute “ imma make my self a spehss rome” Guilliman, Jaghatai “mongolians with motorcycles” khan, mortarion “absolute perfectionist”, Lorgar “my daddy didn’t like me worshipping him, so I will worship daemons” Aurelian, Sanguinius “I’m the nicest killing machine you will ever meet”, Alpharius “I’m the embodiment of 1960s CIA” and Omegon “may or may not just be just me now”, and finally Horus “I had the worlds biggest temper tantrum ever” Lupercal,

rufus gillespie u right

SKAVEN GANG RISE UP

Oldschool Gabber do you know what the intro song is

I mean WH Fantasy did come out before 40K so no it's not heresy.

"They use magic-" "HERESY!!!"

shut up impfag you're giving the tyranids more reasons to consume us all

At least it’s not choas.

My army consists of 333 (Yes, I did intend that) reivers and maybe 1 or 2 other things

TryHarder so youre a midget baked off your ass???

Sub .Box it was a shitty comeback because i was drunk. watching Badger while drunk is honestly more fun than watching Badger while sober. so i apologize for my drunken misadventure

it's not entirely impossible....